terminoob: Behind the Scenes

Meh. Got home from Kristy's house yesterday. Spent Saturday at Chuck E. Cheese, built a snowman, and saw Valentine's Day with her. Played a little pool and some Tekkan as well (beat her at both, by the way.) So... yea. Apparently everyone who knows us (which would be everyone on our RPG site, plus my fake girlfriend) thinks her and I should be dating, and would be extremely shocked if we didn't end up together. I find that interesting.

Don't fucking care if you can't cuss.

FUCK
THE
WORLD
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EVERYONE
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IT

Bad day?

Buying a fedora and unicycle tomorrow. Apparently this makes me a hero in my fake girlfriends eyes, and her love for me is as intense as her love for the brownie she's eating. She is also going to give me a hug, and buy me a cape.

Imma look so fly, strollin' up the high school parkway in my fedora and cape, riding a unicycle.

Cewl

terminoob wrote:Don't fucking care if you can't cuss.

FUCK
THE
WORLD
AND
EVERYONE
IN
IT

So it's official; Kristy doesn't have feelings for me. Fuck love. I'd type more, but I'm on my iPod and this is very tedious.

terminoob wrote:So it's official; Kristy doesn't have feelings for me. Fuck love. I'd type more, but I'm on my iPod and this is very tedious.

Man, that really sucks. It's happened to me a few times before, and it's pretty hard for a while. I could go on for a long time, but the only thing that can heal heartbreak is time, honestly, as cheesy as that may sound. Hope you're okay.

Fan-fucking-tastic; my computer is more infected than Glenn Quagmire, you know, because God loves to torture me more than anything -.-

terminoob wrote:Fan-fucking-tastic; my computer is more infected than Glenn Quagmire, you know, because God loves to torture me more than anything -.-

Wow, your life is just kinda sucking lately isn't it? Don't you have an Antivirus program or something?

that70sguy92 wrote:

terminoob wrote:Fan-fucking-tastic; my computer is more infected than Glenn Quagmire, you know, because God loves to torture me more than anything -.-

Wow, your life is just kinda sucking lately isn't it? Don't you have an Antivirus program or something?

"Or something" is more like it. It checks for viruses, but I need to pay $50+ to buy the actual software to rid my computer of the viruses.

terminoob wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

terminoob wrote:Fan-fucking-tastic; my computer is more infected than Glenn Quagmire, you know, because God loves to torture me more than anything -.-

Wow, your life is just kinda sucking lately isn't it? Don't you have an Antivirus program or something?

"Or something" is more like it. It checks for viruses, but I need to pay $50+ to buy the actual software to rid my computer of the viruses.

Well that's bullshit.

"Oh, you have a virus and some malware. But you can't do anything about it unless you pay us. Sorry."

that70sguy92 wrote:

terminoob wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

terminoob wrote:Fan-fucking-tastic; my computer is more infected than Glenn Quagmire, you know, because God loves to torture me more than anything -.-

Wow, your life is just kinda sucking lately isn't it? Don't you have an Antivirus program or something?

"Or something" is more like it. It checks for viruses, but I need to pay $50+ to buy the actual software to rid my computer of the viruses.

Well that's bullshit.

"Oh, you have a virus and some malware. But you can't do anything about it unless you pay us. Sorry."

True dat.

So apparently, FireFox is the only thing that works on my computer now... But I still can't get rid of these frickin' Security Warnings and software alerts and all that shit.

And... I'm officially pissed off at Kristy now, not that I wasn't before, but, you get the idea. This weekend is going just swimmingly for me... Pissed at my best friend, computer's fucked up, shitload of anger... Not even my happy pills can make me happy. Seriously, I took one yesterday, and I was still pissed off at the world for the entire day. Aaaaaaand to top it off, I get to go back to therapy tomorrow! Yippee. Ironic, how I'm supposed to tell everything to my therapist, yet I literally don't tell him anything. Oh well.

terminoob wrote:So apparently, FireFox is the only thing that works on my computer now... But I still can't get rid of these frickin' Security Warnings and software alerts and all that shit.

And... I'm officially pissed off at Kristy now, not that I wasn't before, but, you get the idea. This weekend is going just swimmingly for me... Pissed at my best friend, computer's fucked up, shitload of anger... Not even my happy pills can make me happy. Seriously, I took one yesterday, and I was still pissed off at the world for the entire day. Aaaaaaand to top it off, I get to go back to therapy tomorrow! Yippee. Ironic, how I'm supposed to tell everything to my therapist, yet I literally don't tell him anything. Oh well.

Maybe it'd help if you told him everything this time, just to see if it helps to tell someone.

that70sguy92 wrote:

terminoob wrote:So apparently, FireFox is the only thing that works on my computer now... But I still can't get rid of these frickin' Security Warnings and software alerts and all that shit.

And... I'm officially pissed off at Kristy now, not that I wasn't before, but, you get the idea. This weekend is going just swimmingly for me... Pissed at my best friend, computer's fucked up, shitload of anger... Not even my happy pills can make me happy. Seriously, I took one yesterday, and I was still pissed off at the world for the entire day. Aaaaaaand to top it off, I get to go back to therapy tomorrow! Yippee. Ironic, how I'm supposed to tell everything to my therapist, yet I literally don't tell him anything. Oh well.

Maybe it'd help if you told him everything this time, just to see if it helps to tell someone.

I already tell my fake girlfriend everything; I just hate therapy and my therapist.

As I said in the Spin-Off News and Announcements... The virus infected everything aside from FireFox, and I'm not sure when this'll be fixed.

On a side note: I talked to Kristy's boyfriend today. Jealousy manifested inside every bone of my body with each passing second through that conversation. But, because I'm not a complete douchebag... I hope this relationship actually LASTS, unlike her other ones that have lasted a max of one month, no matter how angry or jealous it makes me.

Fell down the stairs today at school.... Failing Geometry... Fun fun.

-Did worse than my friend on an art project, when he isn't even artistic
-Got my fedora in the mail today
-Family (excluding sister) is flipping out I bought a unicycle
-Phone can't get text messages
-Almost failing English
-Get to baby sit the spawns of Satan with my fake girlfriend tonight for 2 and a half hours

...Fuck today. And yesterday.

Verbatim.

(Over text)

Kristy: "How was school?"
Me: "Eh. I got shot for wearing my fedora, and people kept trying to steal it so they could destroy it. Other than that, boring as usual."
Kristy: "What's a fedora?"
Me: "A hat -.-"
Kristy: "What kind of hat?"
Me: "The one Indiana Jones wears. But mine is white with black stripes."
Kristy: "Why would you wear that to school? Lol."
Me: "Cause I want to?..."
Kristy: "Wow just wow =P"
Me: "Sorry if I wanna be different..."
Kristy: "Jesus Nick you are really nothing like you used to be. It was a joke."
Me: "Because I've been getting shit for wearing it and I'm not really in the mood to differentiate 'joke' and 'insult' so unless it's a compliment, I count it as an insult."

-One minute later-

(Over the phone)

Cody (her boyfriend): "Hey dude, it's Cody. If you treat her (Kristy) like crap, I swear I'll find you."

Isn't that a swell thing to come home to? -.- They irk me to no end.

Cody: "Nick, I'm serious, you really have to stop bugging her, I'm not joking. This is Cody, I'll fucking walk to Massachusetts if I have to. I know people in Massachusetts, I don't even need to walk, dude. Just quit your shit."

Hollow threat numero dos.

Can't breathe.... Yay....

Welp, girlfriend's trial is in two days. Woo-fucking-hoo.

QUICK! I need a lie to get out of a possible triple detention for skipping my study last period. All I have so far is that I was in the bathroom the entire time cause my stomach has been giving me major problems the past couple days (that's not a lie.)

terminoob wrote:QUICK! I need a lie to get out of a possible triple detention for skipping my study last period. All I have so far is that I was in the bathroom the entire time cause my stomach has been giving me major problems the past couple days (that's not a lie.)

That seems good enough. I really can't think of anything else.

Well, my girlfriend and I skipped first period yesterday (French) and took a walk in the woods near our school, then decided to lay down on a giant rock (which we named Fedora Rock). On our way back, apparently her English teacher saw her, then told our French teacher that she skipped (yes, she tattled on us -.-) I was lucky, since she doesn't know my name, I didn't get in trouble. It just sucks that she's in trouble even though it was my idea, but, she told me not to worry about it (even though I offered to tell our French teacher I skipped as well, which would give me a detention as well).

Stupid English teachers and their bitchiness.

Wow. Bitch.

Bee-otch.

Wow....

Question: Is a headache supposed to last for two days?

terminoob wrote:Question: Is a headache supposed to last for two days?

I doubt it and I don't even know the guy..but I already hate Cody

Kristy broke up with Cody.

Good fucking riddance.

terminoob wrote:Question: Is a headache supposed to last for two days?

Its possible, it has happened to me before.

So, I started Driver's Ed. yesterday.

It makes me want to shoot myself in the head. You know, with like a pellet gun or something, not a real gun; that'd be too bloody.

I skipped last period today, and I have a sinking feeling I'm going to get a detention this time. Oh well; I'll think of something to say during first period. I also skipped Driver's Ed. today in order to, believe it or not, do homework. My mom flipped at me for skipping Driver's Ed. and doing homework instead because she, quote unquote, "doesn't want to drive to Waltham" [which is where the make-up classes are]. Sorry for caring about my education, mom -.-

And... Kristy is waiting until Saturday to find out if she's pregnant or not.

terminoob wrote:So, I started Driver's Ed. yesterday.

It makes me want to shoot myself in the head. You know, with like a pellet gun or something, not a real gun; that'd be too bloody.

I skipped last period today, and I have a sinking feeling I'm going to get a detention this time. Oh well; I'll think of something to say during first period. I also skipped Driver's Ed. today in order to, believe it or not, do homework. My mom flipped at me for skipping Driver's Ed. and doing homework instead because she, quote unquote, "doesn't want to drive to Waltham" [which is where the make-up classes are]. Sorry for caring about my education, mom -.-

And... Kristy is waiting until Saturday to find out if she's pregnant or not.

Well, thats retarded that she doesn't care about your education. I hope Kristy isn't pregnant or you'll have to use Cody as a punching bag.

webizoid345 wrote:

terminoob wrote:So, I started Driver's Ed. yesterday.

It makes me want to shoot myself in the head. You know, with like a pellet gun or something, not a real gun; that'd be too bloody.

I skipped last period today, and I have a sinking feeling I'm going to get a detention this time. Oh well; I'll think of something to say during first period. I also skipped Driver's Ed. today in order to, believe it or not, do homework. My mom flipped at me for skipping Driver's Ed. and doing homework instead because she, quote unquote, "doesn't want to drive to Waltham" [which is where the make-up classes are]. Sorry for caring about my education, mom -.-

And... Kristy is waiting until Saturday to find out if she's pregnant or not.

Well, thats retarded that she doesn't care about your education. I hope Kristy isn't pregnant or you'll have to use Cody as a punching bag.

I hope she isn't because her life is hard enough.

terminoob wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:

terminoob wrote:So, I started Driver's Ed. yesterday.

It makes me want to shoot myself in the head. You know, with like a pellet gun or something, not a real gun; that'd be too bloody.

I skipped last period today, and I have a sinking feeling I'm going to get a detention this time. Oh well; I'll think of something to say during first period. I also skipped Driver's Ed. today in order to, believe it or not, do homework. My mom flipped at me for skipping Driver's Ed. and doing homework instead because she, quote unquote, "doesn't want to drive to Waltham" [which is where the make-up classes are]. Sorry for caring about my education, mom -.-

And... Kristy is waiting until Saturday to find out if she's pregnant or not.

Well, thats retarded that she doesn't care about your education. I hope Kristy isn't pregnant or you'll have to use Cody as a punching bag.

I hope she isn't because her life is hard enough.

Yeah i bet it sucks.

Who the hell does that Cody guy think he is? If your life is really this crappy I now understand your excessive sarcasm/hatred.

My girlfriend broke up with me to get into a relationship with another girl.

I can't tell if I should care or not.

terminoob wrote:My girlfriend broke up with me to get into a relationship with another girl.

I can't tell if I should care or not.

You decide.

Kristy gets to come up for a week in June, and I'm more excited about her than school ending, though that'd be rather sad if I wasn't. We're going to the Natick Collection (zomg, did I just reveal where I was from? Stalkers beware. I have a first place bowling trophy and I know how to use it.) and the movies (Toy Story 3 ), as well as a zoo, Cape Cod, and indoor skydiving.

I'm paying for her bus ride to New York and back (she can't get a bus straight from Pennsylvania to Massachusetts, and her mom doesn't want Kristy to travel from Pennsylvania to New York, then hop on another bus to Massachusetts, so my mom is picking her up at New York; if she didn't, then Kristy would only be able to stay for a couple days at most.) It's $150, but whatever. I'd pay any amount of money to see her.

I bought it for Kristy.

If someone goes "aw" I will cut the balls of their heels off.

terminoob wrote:Kristy gets to come up for a week in June, and I'm more excited about her than school ending, though that'd be rather sad if I wasn't. We're going to the Natick Collection (zomg, did I just reveal where I was from? Stalkers beware. I have a first place bowling trophy and I know how to use it.) and the movies (Toy Story 3 ), as well as a zoo, Cape Cod, and indoor skydiving.

I'm paying for her bus ride to New York and back (she can't get a bus straight from Pennsylvania to Massachusetts, and her mom doesn't want Kristy to travel from Pennsylvania to New York, then hop on another bus to Massachusetts, so my mom is picking her up at New York; if she didn't, then Kristy would only be able to stay for a couple days at most.) It's $150, but whatever. I'd pay any amount of money to see her.

Nice Glad to hear good karma is finally depicting

Why are you paying 150 bucks to see a girl that screwed you over for some jerk?

EsponjadeMar wrote:Why are you paying 150 bucks to see a girl that screwed you over for some jerk?

Love makes you do crazy things.

Even my counselor at school thinks Kristy and I should go out, and couldn't shut up about how much of a connection her and I have.

That's not awkward at all.

terminoob wrote:Even my counselor at school thinks Kristy and I should go out, and couldn't shut up about how much of a connection her and I have.

That's not awkward at all.

How creepy.

Tell your counselor to put a sock in it.

Me: "You know how I told you how Internet dating between us could work, and you thought about it but ultimately decided against it because it wouldn't feel like we were a couple? Well, you're coming up in June, so why not see what it'd be like? We can make going to the movies and the mall our date [since that's going to be one of, if not the first things we do when you come up here] and we can act like a couple. If it goes well from there, then it's up to you if you want to continue with it or not, because then it's just a matter of seeing each other over vacations, and I already know I can come down whenever, so that shouldn't be a problem [and if we do end up dating, my sister and your mom will probably be more flexible as to when you and I can see each other ]. The last thing I want to do is force you to do this, so just think about it and tell me your answer when you're ready. I'll be happy whether you say yes or not, because if you say no, then at least I gave it a shot and I'll either try one final time when we actually live closer together so it'll be real dating, or I'll know we were really never meant to go out, despite everyone saying we're perfect for each other, and if you do say yes... Well... I'd be happy for obvious reasons "

Kristy: "Odd, I was thinking of asking you the same thing O___o. But, sure."

This will be a rare occurrence, but I will now smile uncontrollably.



*cough* Sorry, just needed to get that out of my system. That's the only time you'll ever see me do that on here.

terminoob wrote:Me: "You know how I told you how Internet dating between us could work, and you thought about it but ultimately decided against it because it wouldn't feel like we were a couple? Well, you're coming up in June, so why not see what it'd be like? We can make going to the movies and the mall our date [since that's going to be one of, if not the first things we do when you come up here] and we can act like a couple. If it goes well from there, then it's up to you if you want to continue with it or not, because then it's just a matter of seeing each other over vacations, and I already know I can come down whenever, so that shouldn't be a problem [and if we do end up dating, my sister and your mom will probably be more flexible as to when you and I can see each other ]. The last thing I want to do is force you to do this, so just think about it and tell me your answer when you're ready. I'll be happy whether you say yes or not, because if you say no, then at least I gave it a shot and I'll either try one final time when we actually live closer together so it'll be real dating, or I'll know we were really never meant to go out, despite everyone saying we're perfect for each other, and if you do say yes... Well... I'd be happy for obvious reasons "

Kristy: "Odd, I was thinking of asking you the same thing O___o. But, sure."

This will be a rare occurrence, but I will now smile uncontrollably.



*cough* Sorry, just needed to get that out of my system. That's the only time you'll ever see me do that on here.

Wow. I'm happy for you, man.