Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)

by **Wumbology** 5/21/2011, 11:45 am

NOBODY CALLS HIM TUBBY!

Why is Sandy sandy?

by **CDCB** 5/21/2011, 11:46 am

Nobody knows.

Why does SpongeBob like ice cream?

by **Wumbology** 5/21/2011, 11:49 am

He doesn't.

Why did CDCB make that ridiculous assumption?

by **CDCB** 5/21/2011, 11:56 am

Because I don't know SpongeBob well enough.

Why don't I?

by **tvguy347** 5/21/2011, 12:09 pm

Why don't you what?

Why is it that Wumbo is Wumbo over Wambo?

by **CDCB** 5/21/2011, 12:48 pm

Because Wumbo is to Wambo as Wambo is to Wumbo.

How old is Sandy?

by **Wumbology** 5/21/2011, 6:16 pm

As old as the hills.

How old are the hills?

by **Clappy** 5/23/2011, 10:54 am

As old as Mr Krabs grandpappy

What ever happened to EVIL's toy deal?

by **Steel Sponge** 5/23/2011, 7:45 pm

Shell City closed it down.

Why?

by **Clappy** 5/23/2011, 7:49 pm

Bankruptcy

Is the economy faltering under the sea?

by **Steel Sponge** 5/23/2011, 7:50 pm

They get money from their main source: song.

Mr. Krabs: What?

by **tvguy347** 5/23/2011, 7:52 pm

WHAT???!

How come Sandy has fur?

by **Clappy** 5/23/2011, 7:53 pm

Because

Because why?

by **tvguy347** 5/23/2011, 7:56 pm

Because I said so.

How come Patrick has to be so stupid?

by **Clappy** 5/23/2011, 7:59 pm

To hide his evil genius

Is Squidward nice?

by **tvguy347** 5/23/2011, 10:30 pm

I dunno... is he?

Is Mr. Krabs greedy?

by **Jelly** 5/23/2011, 10:41 pm

He has quarters instead of bones.

Why is that episode called "To save a Squirrel"?

by **Clappy** 5/23/2011, 10:43 pm

Because I saved a squirrel

Did you save a squirrel? I don't think so?

by **Steel Sponge** 5/24/2011, 12:27 am

Okay, fine you got me.

What in the world did I save?

by **Clappy** 5/24/2011, 11:20 am

Your dignity

How did he do it?

by **zim849** 7/8/2011, 6:43 pm

because he took it out of the pocket of the sweater made out of tears before spongebob noticed it was gone in technicality he stole it

Why did he steal it?

by **Clappy** 8/2/2011, 7:07 pm

Because your avatar is creepy looking.

Why does Spongebob look like that?

by **DrDalton** 8/7/2011, 8:32 am

Because I said so.

What is poop?

by **JCM** 8/11/2011, 1:48 pm

Your sense of humor

If SpongeBob can talk, can my kitchen sponge talk?

by **DrDalton** 8/11/2011, 5:45 pm

What do you think?

How is this thread Spongebob Related?

by **JCM** 8/11/2011, 6:06 pm

How can you answer a question with a question?

Can Sandy breathe underwater?

by **DrDalton** 8/11/2011, 10:41 pm

Can your mom breath underwater?

Does Squidward smell?

by **JCM** 8/11/2011, 11:18 pm

Good.

How many legs does Squidward have?

by **tvguy347** 8/11/2011, 11:22 pm

Uh... six? xD Eight?

Why is Spongebob yellow?

by **JCM** 8/11/2011, 11:25 pm

Because he never blue himself.

Has Gary ever left the house?

by **DrDalton** 8/12/2011, 8:23 am

Yea, usually after his soap opera.

Who is stronger Sandy or Larry?

by **JCM** 8/12/2011, 12:21 pm

I don't know who stronger Sandy is, but I'm pretty sure Larry is a lobster.

Why doesn't Patrick wear a shirt?

by **tvguy347** 8/12/2011, 1:19 pm

Because he... he.... um... er... he

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Why does Mr. Krabs love money?

by **JCM** 8/12/2011, 1:26 pm

Because money rhymes with honey and honey is sweet.

How does Patrick breathe without a nose?

by **DrDalton** 8/12/2011, 2:11 pm

He does not breath out of his nose.

Why is spongebob a square?

by **JCM** 8/12/2011, 4:08 pm

I guess it had to do with how he was raised.

Does jelly really come from jellyfish?

by **DrDalton** 8/12/2011, 9:27 pm

The same way milk comes from a cow.

When does Glove world open?

by **JCM** 8/12/2011, 9:55 pm

I don't know. Ask the glove department.

If nautical nonsense be something I wish, what can I do?

by **DrDalton** 8/13/2011, 8:28 am

eat a fish.

Meow?

by **JCM** 8/13/2011, 12:30 pm

Woof.

Will Plankton ever get the formula?

by **DrDalton** 8/13/2011, 9:06 pm

Hmm it depends if you can answer the question below...

What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?

by **JCM** 8/14/2011, 4:08 pm

The world may never know

How do you start a fire underwater?

by **DrDalton** 8/15/2011, 4:21 pm

Because he needs to wear shoes.

How do u spell spongebob?

by **JCM** 8/15/2011, 4:24 pm

D-e-r-p

Is Mr. Krabs' clothes real?

by **DrDalton** 8/15/2011, 9:23 pm

No. they are painted on to his skin.

Is Patrick a multimillionaire? (rly. I have wondered this.)

by **Clappy** 8/16/2011, 1:30 am

Of course he is.

Is Plankton the true hero of Bikini Bottom?

by **JCM** 8/20/2011, 5:44 pm

durr durr durr

Is SpongeBob single?

by **Clappy** 8/23/2011, 11:04 am

BAHAHAHAHHA! No

Who is SpongeBob in a relationship with?

by **JCM** 8/25/2011, 5:37 pm

he likes squidward

How did SpongeBob's parents...you know...?

by **ExKizuna** 8/25/2011, 5:54 pm

DadBob woahwoah'd SpongeMom's WhaleBlubber, and 9 months later, SpongeBob was born! (Oh, and then Sharky Shore came out)

Would SpongeBob's parents be disgraced if he never wore/hated square pants, and only wore like, round ones?

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