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Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 11:21 am
Fun, but overrated sometimes.
Why did I make this thread?
Why did I make this thread?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 11:42 am
Because the leprechaun told you to.
Why did I decide to post in this thread?
(Btw, this isn't really a SpongeBob game.)
Why did I decide to post in this thread?
(Btw, this isn't really a SpongeBob game.)
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 12:04 pm
Spongebob told you so.
How come Patrick lives under a rock?
How come Patrick lives under a rock?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by SOF 8/22/2010, 1:28 pm
beacause he lives in the rock
why did they call it The Krusty Krab?
why did they call it The Krusty Krab?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/22/2010, 1:40 pm
Because Mr. Krabs wanted to.
Why does Spongebob have a pet snail?
Why does Spongebob have a pet snail?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by tvguy347 8/22/2010, 2:38 pm
Because he likes molesting them.
Why am I odd?! D:
Why am I odd?! D:
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 3:07 pm
Because SpongeOddFan sued you for copyright infringement.
Why is SpongeBob yellow?
Why is SpongeBob yellow?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 3:21 pm
It's a skin condition.
How come Mr. Krabs is addicted to money?
How come Mr. Krabs is addicted to money?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 3:23 pm
Because he started taking it as a young child.
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/22/2010, 3:27 pm
It was just the way he was born.
Why does Spongebob live in a pineapple?
Why does Spongebob live in a pineapple?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 3:29 pm
Because it smells good fruit is very cozy.
Why are the mailmen in Bikini Bottom fish?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 3:30 pm
They're salmon.
How come Pearl is so bratty?
How come Pearl is so bratty?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 3:31 pm
Because she met up with Bart Simpson.
Why is Mr. Krabs a crab?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 3:32 pm
It's because he's not a starfish.
What does Wumbo mean?
What does Wumbo mean?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/22/2010, 3:34 pm
Something that's really big, it's first grade Spongebob!!!
Why do people in Rock Bottom talk so weird?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 4:00 pm
Because they were trained by parrots.
Why does SpongeBob have it set to M for Mini?
Why does SpongeBob have it set to M for Mini?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/22/2010, 4:02 pm
Cause he's always wanted to be taller than the other citizens in Bikini Bottom.
Why is Patrick's house so big inside?
Why is Patrick's house so big inside?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 4:05 pm
Because it's small on the outside.
Why doesn't Patrick have a nose?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 4:08 pm
It's particularilly invisible.
How come All That Glitters sucked?
How come All That Glitters sucked?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 4:09 pm
Because it did.
Why are the producers not apologizing for making such a crappy ep?
Why are the producers not apologizing for making such a crappy ep?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/22/2010, 4:10 pm
Cause they don't care what we think.
Why was The Splinter terrible?
Why was The Splinter terrible?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 4:15 pm
The producers were high.
How come?
How come?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/22/2010, 4:17 pm
Steel Sponge wrote:The producers were high.
How come?
Cause they could afford it.
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by that70sguy92 8/22/2010, 4:18 pm
They saw The Beatles' Yellow Submarine movie.
How come I love that movie? (uh-oh... um... SPONGEBOB)
How come I love that movie? (uh-oh... um... SPONGEBOB)
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 4:20 pm
Cuz' you like yellow subs.
How come Squilliam is rich?
How come Squilliam is rich?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/22/2010, 4:28 pm
Because he won the lottery.
Why is Plankton tiny?
Why is Plankton tiny?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/22/2010, 4:30 pm
cause Mr.Krabs mistook him for a roach in "Plankton's Army".
Why do Plankton's cousins love Root Beer so much?
Why do Plankton's cousins love Root Beer so much?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Sabre 8/22/2010, 5:26 pm
Because Root beer is the only drink that taste's like roots and beer making it the perfect drink for Plankton's cousins. Root Beer is also much better than Lemonade because the lemon is a very acidic fruit which may not be tasted in the drink itself but can be resembeled as the ingrediant of the drink. Plankton's cousins may also only know of such drink as where they live it may be the primary thing drunk in that area. Also the cousins may not want to get drunk visiting Plankton so they drink a liquid with the word "beer" in it make them believe that they are getting drunk when really they are doing the exact opposite
What the hell did (Spongebob) I just say?
What the hell did (Spongebob) I just say?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/22/2010, 5:29 pm
Something about root beer.
Why does Spongebob wear square pants?
Why does Spongebob wear square pants?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 5:33 pm
Triangles are his greatest fears.
How come Sabre's statement had no comas?
How come Sabre's statement had no comas?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 8/22/2010, 5:34 pm
Because the commas Vanished.
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/22/2010, 5:35 pm
Because his happy gland got sick.
Why did it get sick?
Why did it get sick?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 5:35 pm
It got Swine Flu.
When will Spongebob get his license?
When will Spongebob get his license?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/22/2010, 5:37 pm
Never not even in his dreams.
Why does he always "floor it"?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/22/2010, 5:40 pm
Because Squidward dares him to.
Will Patrick ever get a girlfriend?
Will Patrick ever get a girlfriend?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 5:42 pm
Yes.
Whatever happened to Mindy?
Whatever happened to Mindy?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/22/2010, 5:47 pm
She married King Triton.
Why does Gary meow?
Why does Gary meow?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/22/2010, 5:48 pm
he's secretly Garfield in disguise.
Why does Mr.Krabs like money so much?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/22/2010, 7:27 pm
Because that question was already asked.
Why are people so curious about Mr. Krabs's money addiction?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 7:45 pm
Curiosity salted the snail, so it didn't happen anymore.
How come Gary has feet?
How come Gary has feet?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 8/22/2010, 9:40 pm
Because it was an effect of a Mutation.
Why is Patrick Pink?
Why is Patrick Pink?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/22/2010, 9:50 pm
He ate a bunch of Pinkberry frozen yogurt with Queen Malie.
How come Squidward wears no pants?
How come Squidward wears no pants?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/23/2010, 7:03 am
Because he's a rude dude.
Why does Squidward live in an Easter Island head?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Ninja 8/23/2010, 7:06 am
Because he wants to,
why does spongebob have holes?
why does spongebob have holes?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/23/2010, 7:13 am
Because Squidward drilled them in him.
Where did Squidward get the drill?
Where did Squidward get the drill?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/23/2010, 9:51 am
From Dig Dug.
Why is Spongebob so easy to scare on Halloween?
Why is Spongebob so easy to scare on Halloween?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/23/2010, 10:18 am
Because he read a very scary book.
How come Squidward bought Snellie?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/23/2010, 10:33 am
He was jealous of Spongebob.
What happened to Larry after the episode "Dumped"?
What happened to Larry after the episode "Dumped"?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/23/2010, 11:24 am
Spongebob gave him to Larry the lobster
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by spongebobiscool 8/23/2010, 11:25 am
Yes.
How come Mr.Krabs is too cheap?
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