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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 12/1/2010, 5:56 pm
No.
Was that a bit too blunt?
Was that a bit too blunt?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/1/2010, 5:59 pm
Yes.
Was that a bit too blunt?
Was that a bit too blunt?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 12/1/2010, 6:14 pm
No.
Do I use
too much?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/1/2010, 6:19 pm
Naw, I'd be a hypocrite if I said "yes".
Do I use it too much?
Do I use it too much?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 12/1/2010, 6:21 pm
Totally.
Why am I not wearing socks?
Why am I not wearing socks?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/1/2010, 6:31 pm
Because socks are for squares.
Why aren't they for circles?
Why aren't they for circles?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 12/1/2010, 7:48 pm
We're not talking about this! *triangle* Or this! *circle* We're talking about this! *square*
How come Patrick has a weekly condiment soak?
How come Patrick has a weekly condiment soak?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 12/1/2010, 9:22 pm
To make him extra tasty for his date with Patricia
Whatever happened to Girly TeenGirl?
Whatever happened to Girly TeenGirl?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/2/2010, 7:28 am
Who cares?
Did that sound cold and heartless?
Did that sound cold and heartless?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 12/2/2010, 11:45 pm
Yes and no. I'm literally freezing, and there's more than not caring.
How come Sandy is a squirrel?
How come Sandy is a squirrel?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/3/2010, 8:07 am
Because God made her that way.
Where's my elephant? (sorry, wrong show)
Where's my elephant? (sorry, wrong show
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 12/3/2010, 12:17 pm
It's still a mystery
Where's my duck?
Where's my duck?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/3/2010, 4:33 pm
Behind you.
What is antidaephobia?
What is antidaephobia?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 12/4/2010, 3:35 am
The fear of ants dying
Is it possible for 2 + 2 = 5?
Is it possible for 2 + 2 = 5?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/4/2010, 8:39 am
Stephen Hawking thinks so.
Where the hell's my grilled cheese?!
Where the hell's my grilled cheese?!
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 12/9/2010, 2:27 pm
Grilled cheese? I thought you said BLT
Why isn't anyone else playing?
Why isn't anyone else playing?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Sabre 12/9/2010, 2:33 pm
Because this game sucks
Should I consider framing Spongebob for armed robbery?
Should I consider framing Spongebob for armed robbery?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 12/9/2010, 2:50 pm
You should because that little yellow guy had it coming
Whatever happened to Realistic Fishhead?
Whatever happened to Realistic Fishhead?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 12/9/2010, 2:52 pm
He was caught & eaten by fishermen.
Why can't Spongebob ever pass his driver's test?
Why can't Spongebob ever pass his driver's test?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 12/9/2010, 2:54 pm
Because he doesn't know how to properly operate the PRND13
Why is Squidward so infatuated with himself?
Why is Squidward so infatuated with himself?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/9/2010, 8:29 pm
Because The Divinyls touch him at night.
Why can't Squidward play his clarinet better?
Why can't Squidward play his clarinet better?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by spongebobiscool 12/11/2010, 9:41 am
He does play better now.
Is spongebob made out of cheese or sponge?
Is spongebob made out of cheese or sponge?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/11/2010, 9:43 am
He's made out of the moon.
Where is Bikini Bottom located?
Where is Bikini Bottom located?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 12/11/2010, 11:20 am
In your swimsuits.
Does that sound perverted?
Does that sound perverted?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 12/11/2010, 12:14 pm
Not at all. 
Does THAT sound perverted?
Does THAT sound perverted?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by SpongeHolly 3/6/2011, 12:35 pm
Because there was a low supply of Swedish barnacle balls.
Why did the Strangler drop his receipt from the Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium?
(You said dumb...)
Why did the Strangler drop his receipt from the Phony Baloney Mustache Emporium?
(You said dumb...)
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 3/6/2011, 12:48 pm
Seven little monkeys jumping on the bed.
Where does Mr. Karbs live?
Where does Mr. Karbs live?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 3/6/2011, 1:49 pm
The Shadow Realm.
Where are Spongebob's parents?
Where are Spongebob's parents?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 3/8/2011, 4:27 pm
In Rock Bottom.
Whatever happened to Squidward's dad?
Whatever happened to Squidward's dad?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 3/8/2011, 6:18 pm
He died in a fire.
Why is Squidward blue?
Why is Squidward blue?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Jelly 3/8/2011, 6:44 pm
He ate too many blueberries as a kid.
How come Mr. Krabs doesn't live in "Penny Lane"?
How come Mr. Krabs doesn't live in "Penny Lane"?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by spongebobiscool 3/11/2011, 8:50 am
Cuz hes too old.
Why don't sea creatures appear land?
Why don't sea creatures appear land?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 3/11/2011, 5:08 pm
Because they do?
Why did I just pwn spongbobiscool?
Why did I just pwn spongbobiscool?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 3/11/2011, 7:33 pm
Because it's true.
How come the pies were made from a bomb factory?
How come the pies were made from a bomb factory?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 3/12/2011, 12:19 am
Because the power plant was occupied
Why hasn't SpongeBob crossovered with other shows?
Why hasn't SpongeBob crossovered with other shows?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 3/12/2011, 7:43 am
Because pineapples turn off every other TV character.
Why is that?
Why is that?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 3/12/2011, 12:07 pm
FCC violations
Why don't we ever see the Shell Shack?
Why don't we ever see the Shell Shack?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 3/12/2011, 12:53 pm
Because it's a shack.
Why am I a Goofy Goober?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by CDCB 3/23/2011, 4:39 pm
Because we're all Goofy Goobers.
Why are we all Goofy Goobers?
Why are we all Goofy Goobers?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 3/23/2011, 6:58 pm
Cuz' we died from the ugly barnacle, and that was our rebirth.
Why does Le Spatula exist?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Jelly 3/24/2011, 1:35 pm
Cuz he was exiled from France.
Why SpongeBob wears knee-high socks?
Why SpongeBob wears knee-high socks?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 4/8/2011, 11:49 am
Because they are cool
Why does SpongeBob not have a basement?
Why does SpongeBob not have a basement?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Face 4/9/2011, 1:07 am
Because Squidward touches himself at night.
Are you a fan of Spandy?
Are you a fan of Spandy?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 4/9/2011, 1:08 am
Yeah. Give me the hate all you want, misc. fans.
How come Spongebob has a library?
How come Spongebob has a library?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by SpongeHolly 4/22/2011, 1:03 pm
So he can read about Moby Dick, and the entire history of all boating ever
Why does Patrick think mayonnaise is an instrument?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by CDCB 4/22/2011, 1:05 pm
The same reason horseraddish isn't.
Why doesn't Squidward fly to the moon?
Why doesn't Squidward fly to the moon?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Clappy 5/16/2011, 12:41 pm
Because he is missing a rocket ship
Where can he find one?
Where can he find one?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by CDCB 5/21/2011, 11:42 am
In his ear.
What ear?
What ear?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 5/21/2011, 11:44 am
The third one.
Where can you find it?
Where can you find it?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by tvguy347 5/21/2011, 11:44 am
On his belly button.
Is Patrick tubby?
Is Patrick tubby?
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