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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/29/2010, 10:55 am
To come and fix your bathtub.
Dishes more like it?
Dishes more like it?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/29/2010, 2:47 pm
No, it's a krusty plate.
Water you waiting for?
Water you waiting for?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/29/2010, 3:03 pm
I'm waiting for no puns.
How come Bikini Bottom has 538 inhabitants?
How come Bikini Bottom has 538 inhabitants?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/29/2010, 3:14 pm
Because 538 is a nice round number.
Why does Mr. Tentacles have all the talent?
Why does Mr. Tentacles have all the talent?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 9/3/2010, 8:37 am
Cause it says so in the rule book.
Why did Patrick think Squidward was a fire hydrant in "Squidsville"?
Why did Patrick think Squidward was a fire hydrant in "Squidsville"?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 9/3/2010, 8:40 am
Because it was located in Squidville
Why was Patrick in jail in ''Good Ol Whatshisname''?
Why was Patrick in jail in ''Good Ol Whatshisname''?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 9/3/2010, 9:23 am
He thought he was the "Tattletale Strangler" again.
How come Patrick didn't have to be stupid until 4 in "I Had an Accident"?
How come Patrick didn't have to be stupid until 4 in "I Had an Accident"?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 9/3/2010, 6:08 pm
His favorite show of people getting hit in the head with coconuts was almost on.
How the pineapple rules are strict for Gary?
How the pineapple rules are strict for Gary?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by DarkWaters78 9/7/2010, 8:45 pm
Because he's secretly an Anarchist.
Where did Squidward find Snelly?
Where did Squidward find Snelly?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 9/7/2010, 8:57 pm
In Night City.
How come Patrick is a starfish?
How come Patrick is a starfish?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by tvguy347 9/7/2010, 10:17 pm
Because he wants to. 
Why does Squidward have a long nose?
Why does Squidward have a long nose?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 9/8/2010, 7:18 am
Because the plastic surgeon botched his operation.
Why is Squidward yellow?
Why is Squidward yellow?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 9/8/2010, 8:17 am
Yellow is Squidward's favorite color
Why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 9/8/2010, 9:44 am
Cuz' it's Rated Arr!
Get it?
Get it?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 9/8/2010, 11:43 am
No.
Why can't robots love?
Why can't robots love?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 9/8/2010, 4:20 pm
Because the mailman never hugged them.
Who is this Perch Perkins character?
Who is this Perch Perkins character?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 9/8/2010, 6:37 pm
He won a sweepstakes to get on this show.
Why is Sandy strong?
Why is Sandy strong?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 9/8/2010, 6:41 pm
Because she's buff.
Why is Mrs. Puff skinny?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 9/8/2010, 6:44 pm
She's a big fat meanie.
Is reverse psychology great or what?
Is reverse psychology great or what?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 9/8/2010, 6:44 pm
Or what.
What is "the power within"?
What is "the power within"?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by DarkWaters78 9/21/2010, 6:12 pm
The Power to be Groovy man.
Why is Sandy a Scientist?
Why is Sandy a Scientist?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 9/21/2010, 6:13 pm
Because she didn't wanna be a doctor.
Why doesn't Patrick have a job?
Why doesn't Patrick have a job?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 9/21/2010, 6:18 pm
His job doesn't provide him with health insurance.
What kind of job is that?
What kind of job is that?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by DarkWaters78 9/21/2010, 6:19 pm
one where he has a top secret job by researching stuff at home and buying cool stuff at stores.
Where's Gary?
Where's Gary?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 9/21/2010, 6:30 pm
Behind you!
How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 9/21/2010, 7:16 pm
NONE! BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DARN STOOPID!
What is SpongeBob really saying when he says, "I like Squidward"?
What is SpongeBob really saying when he says, "I like Squidward"?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by DarkWaters78 9/22/2010, 2:45 pm
That he just wants to have Pistachio Ice Cream with him
What is Plankton up to today?
What is Plankton up to today?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 9/22/2010, 5:52 pm
He's eating holographic meatloaf.
Why should Plankton befriend the SpongeBob?
Why should Plankton befriend the SpongeBob?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 10/26/2010, 7:16 pm
To get "the" Krabby Patty.
Can I borrow some soap?
Can I borrow some soap?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 10/26/2010, 7:19 pm
No, but here's some lighter fluid.
Why is JOB so offensive?
Why is JOB so offensive?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 10/26/2010, 7:20 pm
Because some people thought Squidward didn't deserve to be burned.
Why Is The Splinter so hated?
Why Is The Splinter so hated?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 10/26/2010, 7:23 pm
Who enjoys getting splinters?
Why did I just answer a question with a question?
Why did I just answer a question with a question?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 10/26/2010, 7:24 pm
I don't know.
Why don't I know?
Why don't I know?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 10/26/2010, 7:25 pm
Because you're a SQUIRREL!
Why does it take more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?
Why does it take more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 10/26/2010, 7:26 pm
Cuz' their jokes are overused.
How come The Splinter wasn't banned?
How come The Splinter wasn't banned?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 10/26/2010, 7:27 pm
Because it has a shield.
Why is Plankton getting so many roles in Season 7?
Why is Plankton getting so many roles in Season 7?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 10/26/2010, 7:29 pm
Cuz' Doug Lawrence won a bet to appear more often.
How come Scooter is a background character now?
How come Scooter is a background character now?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 10/26/2010, 7:29 pm
Because he demanded a raise.
Why is SpongeBob being defensive?
Why is SpongeBob being defensive?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 10/26/2010, 7:29 pm
Because Plankton likes rolling. 
Why can't I meet Stanley S. SquarePants?
EDIT: my answer was a response to the plankton one btw.
Why can't I meet Stanley S. SquarePants?
EDIT: my answer was a response to the plankton one btw.
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 10/26/2010, 7:30 pm
Because he's stupid.
Why is he stupid?
Why is he stupid?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 10/26/2010, 7:30 pm
Nature.
Why is Mrs. Puff a girl?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 10/26/2010, 7:30 pm
Because I like it that way.
Why does Sandy love the way SpongeBob lies?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 10/26/2010, 7:31 pm
Because SpongeBob just lost it.
Barnacles! What is this, 20 Questions or something?
Barnacles! What is this, 20 Questions or something?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 10/26/2010, 7:32 pm
Possibly.
Why is Patchy so hated?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 10/26/2010, 7:32 pm
Because he sucks.
Why is Potty a parrot?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 10/26/2010, 7:34 pm
The same reason I'm a human.
What's my reason for being a human?
What's my reason for being a human?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 10/26/2010, 7:34 pm
Because god created you.
Why is Patrick Spongebob's friend?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 10/26/2010, 7:35 pm
There is no reason, just light.
Why did that make no sense?
Why did that make no sense?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 10/26/2010, 7:35 pm
Because Steel is here.
Why am I asking you all these questions?
Why am I asking you all these questions?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 10/26/2010, 7:35 pm
The same reason why this question doesn't.
Why is this question a question?
Why is this question a question?
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