Adventures in the Underground City

Season 1 episode 1 (1)- “The Spongebob Who Almost Wasn’t”
Season 1 episode 2 (2)- “Drawn 2 Life”
Season 1 episode 3 (3)- "Plankton's Success"
Season 1 episode 4 (4)- "BobSponge ParallelPants" (Part 1 and 2)
Season 1 episode 5 (5)- "In The Lives Of Bikini Bottom" (Short)
Season 1 episode 6 (6)- "Whoops, Wrong Millennium"
Season 1 episode 7 (7)- "Nightmare on Conch Street"
Season 1 episode 8 (8 )- "Who Shot Sheldon J. Plankton?" (Part 1)
Season 1 episode 9 (9)- "Who Shot Sheldon J. Plankton?" (Part 2)
Season 1 episode 10 (10)- "The Joy of Hex"
Season 1 episode 11 (11)- "Squid’s House of Sand and Fog"
Season 1 episode 12 (12)- "Where There’s A Bomb There’s A Bang"
Season 1 episode 13 (13)- "Das Loot"
Season 1 episode 14 (14)- "The Fast and the Devious"
Season 1 episode 15 (15)- "The Daylight Zone"
Season 1 episode 16 (16)- "The Night Before the Day After Christmas"
Season 1 episode 17 (17)- "SB-Y2K11"
Season 1 episode 18 (18)- "One Thousand Too Many"
Season 1 episode 19 (19)- "Patrigeist"
Season 1 episode 20 (20)- "Wi-Fi Spy"
______________________________________________________________________________

Season 2 episode 1 (21)- "The Old Switcheroo"
Season 2 episode 2 (22)- "Soylent Canteen"
Season 2 episode 3 (23)- "Squidicide"
Season ? episode ? (??)- "A Documentary to Remember"
Season 2 episode 4 (24)- "In the Name of the Stepfather"
Season 2 episode 5 (25)- "Infection Inspection"
Season 2 episode 6 (26)- "Mall for One and One for Mall"
Season 2 episode 7 (27)- "Zero to Hero"
Season 2 episode 8 (28)- "Plankton Sucks"
Season 2 episode 9 (29)- "Wishful Thinking"
Season 2 episode 10 (30)- "Sponanji"
Season 2 episode 11 (31)- "The Pat Zone"
Season 2 episode 12 (32)- "Bubble, Bubble Oil and Trouble"
Season 2 episode 13 (33)- "Music to My Fears"
Season 2 episode 14 (34)- "Don't Fear the Easter"
Season 2 episode 15 (35)- "My Neighbor the Carjacker"
Season 2 episode 16 (36)- "Time to Stop Time"
Season 2 episode 17 (37)- "Controlled Freak"
Season 2 episode 18 (38)- "Blame it on the Game"
Season 2 episode 19 (39)- "The City in the Sand"
Season 2 episode 20 (40)- "Internal Sunshine of the Spongy Mind"
______________________________________________________________________________

Season 3 episode 1 (41)- "Wedding to Forget"
Season 3 episode 2 (42)- "A Clone for the Worse"
Season 3 episode 3 (43)- "Kill Krill: Vol. 1 & 2"
Season 3 episode 4 (44)- "The Great Sponge Hope"
Season 3 episode 5 (45)- "Fathers Know Best"
Season 3 episode 6 (46)- "The True Origin?"
Season 3 episode 7 (47)- "High School: Confidential"
Season 3 episode 8 (48)- "Lost in Cyberspace"
Season 3 episode 9 (49)- "Below and Beyond"
Season 3 episode 10 (50)- "The Ship of Lost Souls"
Season 3 episode 11 (51)- "Once, Twice, Three Times a Story"

Season 1 episode 1 (1)- “The Spongebob Who Almost Wasn’t”


Spongebob: (Squidward wakes up gets out of bed and walks over to his cupboard. Spongebob does the same and they both walk out of there houses (Happy) Hi Squidward what a wonderful morning.

Squidward: (Grumpy) Yea whatever.

Spongebob: (Pulling a small sticky object out of his pocket) Squidward look what Pat got me for my Birthday yesterday.

Squidward: (Looking at the object) What is it.

Spongebob: Its a sticky toy silly (Spongebob shows Squidward what it does by throwing it on to Squidward's nose)

Squidward: (Angry) Get that stupid thing off of me.

Spongebob: But if I pull it it might hurt your nose.

Squidward: (Shouting) Just do it, it can't be that sticky.

(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab)

(In the Distance you can hear a scream)

Squidward: (With his nose ripped off) We will never speak of this again, Agreed.

Spongebob: (looking at Squidward) Agreed Squiddy.

(Squidward walks to the Register)

Spongebob: (Running to the Kitchen and Speaking to the Toy) You go in here and I will see you after work. (Spongebob puts the toy in his pocket)

Squidward: One patty Spongebob.

Spongebob: Ok dokie Squidward (Spongebob cooks the patty) Umm where is it (Shouting) SQUIDWARD!!!

Squidward: (Annoyed) WHAT!!!

Spongebob: Squidward were out of... Salt

Squidward:(Angrily) You woke me up from my beauty sleep (Whispering to himself) Not that I need any (A ugly close up of Squidwards face shows on the screen) To tell me were out of SALT!!!

Spongebob: (Thinking) Um... yep luckily I always keep spare condiments in my pocket. (He reaches into his pocket but his hand grab’s the toy and it sticks to his hand. He pulls it out but it flying across the room and onto the Patty)

Squidward: Spongebob where’s the Krabby Pa...(Sees the Patty) Oh here it is.

Spongebob: (Shouting) Squidward my toy!!! (The toy get stuck to the Patty)

Squidward: (Hands patty to the fish) Here you go sir (Squidward’s hand get stuck to the toy and he can't hand the patty over to the customer)

Nat: (Angrily) Ok you can let go now.

Squidward: (Shouting) I CAN'T!!!

(The Customer pull the patty and it snaps the toy and it wraps around Squidward)

Spongebob: (Running out of the Kitchen) Squidward are you OK.

Squidward: I am no thanks to you and your stupid toy. (Spongebob runs over to Squidward)

Spongebob: ( Pulling the toy wrapped around Squidward) It won't budge.

Squidward: (Shouting) PULL HARDER!!!

Spongebob: I AM!!!

(Then Spongebob's hands slip and it wraps around Squidward again)

(Time Card: 1 hour, 27 minutes and 53 seconds later)

Spongebob: Well we've tried everything to get my toy off of you but it won't budge (Thinking) Who's the smartest guy I know…

(Scene cuts to Patrick’s house)

Spongebob: (Knocking on Patrick’s door) Pat, Pat you in there?

Squidward: YOU IDIOT PATRICK WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! The only thing he can do is eat and sleep

Spongebob: That’s not true... He can breath too

Squidward: Only a scientist would know how to cut this thing off of me

Spongebob: A scientist you say

(Scene cuts to Sandy’s tree dome)

Sandy: Well Squidward I think I can solve your problem. All I need to do is pull real hard (Sandy pulls on the toy) one more pull and it should snap right o...

(The toy snaps off of Squidward and Squidward flings through the air and lands into one of Sandy's inventions)

(Sandy and Spongebob run over to Squidward in the machine)

Spongebob: Are you Ok Squidward

Squidward: (On the floor in the machine) I’m fine now I can go home and play my (Squidward stands up knocking a lever) Clarinet?

Sandy: (Shocked) Squidward quick get out of there its not finished yet

Squidward: (Scared) What is this machine

Sandy: Its my TIME MACHINE but its not finished

(The machine door slam shuts)

Spongebob: I'll save you Squidward (He jumps on the machine only to hit the dial to 23 years)

(The machine shakes then disappears)

Spongebob: What’s happened to Squidward?

Sandy: (looking at Spongebob) What number did you hit on the dial before he left.

Spongebob: (Thinking) um... I think it was 23 years

Sandy: So that means Squidward is 23 years in the past. And if we don't save him he could be stuck there forever

(Scene cuts to the inside of the time machine)

Squidward: (Laying on the floor) What where am I? (He stands up) (Scared) I got to get out of here. (He leans on a button and the door opens) What the...? (He walks out of the machine) OK i've seen enough. (He runs back to the machine and he turns the dial on the outside) Right 23 years into the future. (He turns the dial but it snaps off the machine and rolls down the hill) Uh oh. (He runs into the machine and pulls a lever) Come on... (The machine shakes and tips Squidward out leaving the machine to disappear) This can't be happening. (Shouting) NOOOOOOO...

(Scene cuts to Sandy's Treedome)

Sandy: In order to get Squidward back we need to find out where he is so I linked this camera to the Time machine. (Sandy presses a button and a video of the inside of Sandy's house shows up)

Spongebob: Hey Sandy that looks like your house.

Sandy: (Confused) But that means... (She runs out of her Treedome) (Looking at the machine) Great now we will have Squidcakes back in no time.

(Scene cuts to Squidward)

Squidward: I suppose I just have to wait here until they show up (Looking at a younger Mr Squarepants) Hey isn't that Spongebob's Dad. (He walks over to him)

Mr Squarepants: (Walking to his soon to be wife's house and he knocks on her door)

Mrs Squarepants: (Inside her house) One minute be right there.

Squidward: (Walks next to Miss Squarepants house) Excuse me Mr Squarepants but… (Walks towards him but trips over a stone and knocks Mr Squarepants over and down the hill) BARNACLES!!! (He runs after him)

Mrs Squarepants: (Opens the door) Hello anyone hello?

(Scene cuts to Sandy's Treedome)

Spongebob: (Thinking) So your saying in order to get Squidward back we just need to find another dial and go get him.

Sandy: Sure

Spongebob: OK lets get too it.

Sandy: I just need to go and grab another dial and I will be right back. (She runs into her Treehouse)

Spongebob: Ok Sandy (He looks at where his hand should be but it is gone) What the…? (Shouting and running to the tree house) SANDY!!!

(Scene cuts to inside of Treehouse)

Sandy: (Picks up dial from chest) Ah I knew I had a spare one somewhere.

Spongebob: (Bursting through the door of the Treehouse) SANDY MY HANDS DISAPPEARED!!!

Sandy: (Looking at his hand) Something Squidward must of done in the past has affected you in the future.

Spongebob: Like what?

Sandy: Be right back (She walks off screen for about 5 seconds then walks back on) It looks like Squidward has made your Mom and Dad never meet. Right now you do not have a Mom or Dad so you do not really exist and in a few minutes you will never of existed.

Spongebob: (Nervously) How long do I have?

Sandy: Umm I'd say just over 7 minutes, so we need to get Squidward back and make your parents meet or you will be gone forever.

Spongebob: FOREVER!!!

Sandy: Forever.

Spongebob: FOREVER!!!

Sandy: Yep forever.

Spongebob: FOREVER!!!

Sandy: Yes forever.

Spongebob: Oh... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Sandy: So we need to fix this dial to the machine before you disappear.

(Scene cuts to the machine in Sandy’s Treedome, there is thunder and lighting outside Lighting strikes the Treedome and hits the Time machine making it disappear)

Sandy: (Walking outside) So if we just connect this to the machine then we should have you and squidw... (Looking at the place where the machine should have been) Where did it go?

(Scene cuts to Squdward in the past)

Squidward: (Holding the dial) At least I found the dial all I need now is the stupid machine. (Machine flashes and appears) At last. (He runs into the machine and sets the dial to 23 years into the future, it flashes and disappears again)

(Scene cuts to Sandy's Treedome)

Sandy: (Confused) I just don't understand how could the machine just disappear like that without the dial.

(The machine appears in the Treedome)

Spongebob: Holy Sea Cow

(The door of the machine opens and Squidward runs out)

Squidward: Finally I’m back.

Spongebob: Squidward your back.

Sandy: Howdy Squidward

(They both run into the machine)

Sandy: Now we have to get Spongebob back to the past so he will not disappear forever.

Squidward: Forever (Evil grin) Sandy why don’t come and get um... a Krabby Patty

Sandy: Sorry Squidward I can't

Squidward: Barnacles!!!

Sandy: Could you look after the machine just in case something happens to it

Squidward: Yea sure whatever

Spongebob: Bye Squidward

(The door of the machine shuts)

Squidward: No way am I wasting anymore time in this place (Walking to the front door of Sandy's treedome) Now to practice my Clarinet (He walks to his house) This would be a great time to practice my new stereo system to treat Bikini Bottom to some real music. (He plugs his stereo to the wall and plays his clarinet really loud)

(Scene cuts to Sandy's Treedome There is a small crack in here dome)

Sandy: (In the machine) As soon as I connect the lever someone broke. (Looking at Spongebob)

Spongebob: Ohh sorry.

Sandy: Then we can leave, how are you anyway.

Spongebob: Well we better hurry I only have my face and legs left.

Sandy: (She connects the lever to the machine) Done now lets go.

(The crack in the treedome spurts water into the treedome making the machine rise with the water)

Sandy: What the Jack rabbit… (The machine reaches the top of the treedome and smashes through the roof and fly’s off down the hill past the Krusty Krab and to a cliff edge and leans on the side.)

Spongebob: (Laying on the floor of the machine) Where are we?

Sandy: (Getting to her feet) I don't know open the door and look (He gets up and Sandy presses a button the door opens)

Spongebob: Well it look fine. (Stepping out) AHHHH!!! (He falls but grabs on to the lever) Sandy HELP!!!

Sandy: (Reaching down to Spongebob) Grab my hand.

Spongebob: With what?

Sandy: Ummmm your foot?

Spongebob: OK (He pulls his leg up and Sandy but his other foot snaps the lever off) Oh no not again.

Sandy: (Pulling Spongebob) One more pull (She pulls twice as hard and Spongebob launches himself into the machine hitting the button that shuts the door) Phew that was a close one.
(He stands up and falls into the side of the machine knocking it over the side not that they know they did)

Sandy: Right now that we are back here we better attach this lever to the machine.

Spongebob: Sorry for bursting your bubble Sandy but…WERE FALLING REALLY FAST INTO THE ABYSS.

Sandy: But we can't we jus... (She walks to the door and sees the floor close by) AHHHHHHHHH!!!(Picking up the lever) Quick help me put this lever back on the machine. (Trying to put the lever on the machine) Its not working.

Spongebob: HURRY!!! (The machine is about 20 meters close to the ground) Were gonna die, were gonna die, were gonna die. Goodbye Sandy, Good bye time machine, Good bye lever, (Pulling sticky toy out of pocket) Good bye sticky toy.

Sandy: Spongebob that’s it pass me that toy.

Spongbob: (He passes Sandy the toy) Now what?

Sandy: Wait and see (She wraps the toys around the lever and attaches it to the machine)

Spongebob: (looking out of the machine) Hurry up Sandy or it won't just be me gone forever.

Sandy: (Pulling the lever) Done and done (The machine disappears just before it hits the ground and smashes)

(The machine appears in front of Mrs Squarepants house)

Spongebob: (Just his pants, nose and eyes, step out of the machine. He looks at the Squidward who knocked over his dad before) Hey look its Squidward. (He starts walking over to him)

Sandy: Spongebob what are you doing you can't just go willy nilly over to Squidward your mess up the whole time and space continuum

Spongebob: Huh?

Sandy: It doesn’t matter (Sees Squidward trip up on a stone) Quick tackle him so he won't knock into your Da... (Squidward knocks into Mr Squarepants) Oh great too late.

Spongebob: (Just his pants and eyes) How long do I have left Sandy?

Sandy: I'd say only about a minute and a half (Running into the machine) QUICK!!! Get in (Spongebob runs into the machine and Sandy pulls the lever the machine shakes then disappears)

Spongebob: (Opening the door and looking at another one of himself) Hey that looks like me.

Sandy: That’s because it is you from about 20 seconds ago but no time now quick stop Squidward falling into your Dad (Spongebob jumps and tackles Squidward) Well-done Spongebob.

Mrs Squarepants: (Opening the door) Hello

Mr Squarepants: I’m sorry to bother you miss but I think your boat mobile is unlocked.

Mrs Squarepants: Thank you would you like to come in for some coffee.

Mr Squarepants: Don't mind if I do. (He follow Mrs Squarepants into her house)

Sandy: Our work is done quick jump back into the machine (Spongebob jumps into the machine and pulls the lever the machine shakes and disappears)

(Scene cuts to Sandy's Treedome)

Spongebob: (Stepping out of the machine) Hooray I’m back to normal thanks Sandy.

Sandy: No problem partner.

Spongebob #2: Thanks Sandy.

Sandy: But how did you what did who when how...

Spongebob #2: I jumped into the machine when you came back here.

Sandy: (Opening the door of the machine) Well its time to go.

Spongebob: He can't go juuuust yet.

(Scene cuts to Squidward walking to The Krusty Krab)

Squidward: Well Spongebob isn't back yet that means he must have disappeared forever, HA HA HA HA (He steps into the Krusty Krab and walks to the register. He looks into the kitchen and sees 2 Spongebob‘s)

Spongebob and Spongebob #2: Hi Squidward.

Squidward: There two of them. (He runs home screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (He smashes through the side of his house)

Spongebob: Ah good ole Squidward


Season 1 episode 2 (2)- “Drawn 2 Life”


Spongebob: (In the store, he picks up a jar) One of these (He picks up a can) One of these (Picks up a box) One of these (He picks up a bag) And one o… (Sees a book) Hello what’s this. A jelly fishing guide.(He runs out of the store with the magazine.)

(Scene cuts to Spongebob in his house sitting at the table holding the magazine.)

Spongebob: Wait a minute I need my glasses to read this. Now where did I put them. (He looks in the freezer, oven, toaster, Gary’s food bowl and the toilet each time saying…) Nope. Oh wait a minute I know where I put them. In the cupboard when I was last Jelly fishing. (He run’s to the cupboard and opens the door and throws a book, a card, a hat, a pen, Patrick and Gary out of the cupboard) Ah ha here it is (He pulls the glasses from the cupboard and holds them up) Right now to get back to my magazine. (He runs over to the table leaving the cupboard door open, He sits at the table and opens the magazine. Meanwhile a piece of paper from the cupboard blows out of the window and in through Squidward's window it lands on Squidward’s canvas)

Squidward: (Walking into his art room) I wonder what I can draw today maybe another self portrait. Well maybe not I have already painted 128492068,092894839 of them how beautiful they all are (Holds up a picture of himself and there a scream off screen. He walks over to the canvas and sees the picture of doodle) Hello what’s this (He pulls an eraser out of his pocket and tries to rub the picture off but it doesn’t come off) What the… (he stares at the picture) What kind of drawing is this? (He rubs it with his tentacle) Ughh this is impossible (The picture of doodle folds over and Squidward peels it off the paper)

Doodle: Ememvosmvmepfwfoammvse

Squidward: What?

Doodle: Qowemfmdodfmeeosmxe (He picks up a paint brush and draws a bottle of plant growth on the paper)

Squidward: What you gonna do with that grow some flowers (Laughing) Flowers get it because it’s plant growth yeah OK

Doodle: (He peels the bottle off the paper and Sprays the bottle at himself and he grows to the size of Squidward’s art room and smashes through the house) Feifjnvvmeif

Squidward: Oh……….AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (He runs away but Doodle pull a giant piece of paper out and throws it at Squidward and he get’s stuck to it)

Doodle: Eeimvmcomemfv (He walks over to Spongebob's house)

Spongebob: (Shivering) Gosh it’s cold in here (He shuts the window which makes the magazine fly out of the window) BARNACLES!!! (He runs out the front door and see’s Doodle. Pointing at Doodlebob) Oh my gosh!!! (Spongebob runs past Doodle and picks up his magazine.)…I forgot to pay for this. (Spongebob runs to the magazine picks it up and runs to the shop he pays the money and runs back to his house) Ah now my horrific ordeal of terror is over I can get back to reading (He looks out the window) What a lovely day. The scallops are chirruping, Seaweed swaying, Giant Doodle running towards me with a angry face that looks like he wants to kill me and a piece of litter on the ground. Oh my God… A piece of litter. (He runs out side and picks the litter up and run back but runs into Doodle) Oh sorry Doodle… DOODLE what are you doing here?

Doodle: (Pointing at Spongebob and then runs his fingers across his throat)

Spongebob: AHHHHHHHH!!! (He runs to his house and try to open the door when Doodle pulls the piece of paper with Squidward on and runs towards Spongebob. Spongebob is rattling the keys trying to open the door when he looks behind him Doodle is running toward him. He opens the door and locks it behind him) Phew that was a close one (Doodle lifts the top of the Pineapple off and hit’s the paper onto the ground missing Spongebob the paper hovers over Gary) Gary watch out!!!

Gary: Meow? (The paper hits Gary and he is stuck to it )

Spongebob: Gary NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Now your going to pay

Doodle: (He pulls a wallet out the back of his pocket and pulls a check out)

Spongebob: NO… I only accept Cash.

Doodle: (Shaking his head)

Spongebob: Well how about an I.O.U

Doodle: (Doodle lifts his leg up ready to stand on Spongebob)

Spongebob: (He runs away) AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Doodle: (He runs after him) Ieimfvmoemvmjaeieoooooowiemf

Spongebob: (Spongebob runs to the Krusty Krab from around the back and tries to open the door) Come on (He looks behind him and see’s Doodle coming closer to him) AHHHHH!! (He pulls his red karate glove out of his back pocket and puts it on his hand and smashes through the door and pulls his Karate glove off) Phew that was a close one (He looks out the window and see’s Doodle coming towards the Krusty Krabs) Uh oh (He runs through the kitchen door into the main part of the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs: (Counting his money) 2, 90043948 pennies, 2, 90043949 pennies, 2, 9004350 pennies, 2, 90043... (See’s Spongebob running round in circles)

Spongebob: Mr Krabs, Mr Krabs, Mr Krabs, Mr Kra… (Mr Krabs grabs his mouth) Oh

Mr Krabs: Boy your 24.8 seconds late for your duties

Spongebob: DOODLEBOB’S BACK!!!

Mr Krabs: Doodlebob?

Spongebob: Yeah there was a time when I drew a pic… (Doodle rips the top of the Krusty Krab off and pulls the paper out of his pocket and throws it at Spongebob but misses and captures the Krusty Krab customers and Mr Krabs) Mr Krabs NOOOOOO!!!

Doodle: (He lifts the paper and tries to throw the paper at Spongebob but misses him and he runs out of the Krusty Krab)

(Montage)

Doodle: (Doodle captures Patrick who is lying on his back, Plankton who is in the Chum Bucket, Sandy who is power walking Pearl who is having a tea party, Mrs Puff who is Driving and a fish who is on the toilet)

(End of Montage)

(Time card: 2 weeks and 4 days later)

Spongebob: (The camera zooms over Bikini Bottom which is deserted only a piece of paper which blows in the wind. The camera zooms out of Bikini Bottom to a cave where Spongebob is seen sitting on the ground shivering) Brr (He sees a flame in the distance) That flame is where the Krusty Krab is (He pulls a telescope out of his pocket and sees Doodle in the Krusty Krab holding a fire trident and aiming it at the piece of paper. Doodle presses the button and the trident and the control has 1 bar charged out of five) Oh no when that trident is fully charged he will burn all my friends but I won’t let it happen (He runs to the flames. Meanwhile at the Krusty Krab the trident has two bars charged. Spongebob is getting closer to the side of the Abyss. The trident is three bars charged. He gets to the side of the Abyss) Ah ha I have an idea (He pulls a bubble wand out of his pocket and blows a giant bubble and he hops onto it and rides over to the other side of the Abyss. The trident is four bars charged. Spongebob floats to the edge but the bubble pops on a twig) Uh oh (At the Krusty Krab the trident is fully charged. Spongebob hooks his bubble wand on the twig and swings himself out of the Abyss and towards the Chum Bucket)

Doodle: (Inside the Krusty Krab there is a beeping sound coming from the trident) Huh!? (He picks up the trident and aims it at the piece of paper) Mwaah ha ha ha

Spongebob: (Flying through the air getting closer to the Chum Bucket) Here we go!… (He smashes through the Chum Bucket and bursts through the front doors and towards the Krusty Krab)

Doodle: (He has his finger on the button) Ujejbmeoncmeiownnbe (He presses the button but it is hit out of his hand by the bubble soap. The trident blows a hole in the roof of the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: Your games up doodle flop get it DoodleFLOP I made a pun of your name

Doodle: (Staring at Spongebob with a blank stare)

Spongebob: Oh OK carry on

Doodle: (He lunges at Spongebob but smashing into the side of the Krusty Krab. Doodle picks the trident up and aims it at the paper but Spongebob moves the paper and the fire trident hit’s the grill and rebounds and hits Doodle on his finger and he drops the trident he waves his fist at Spongebob) Poemvenbmennbe

Spongebob: (He see’s the trident has a rocket button on it and he runs over and picks the paper up and jumps on to the trident and pushes the rocket button) So long Doodle (The trident launches through the air and is about to go through the space in the Krusty Krab but smashes through the roof and comes out the other side)

Doodle: (He smashes through the Krusty Krab and lunges at Spongebob missing him three times)

Spongebob: (He guides the trident and flies a bit higher) Come on Spongy (Doodle jumps up and grabs Spongebob and the paper leaving the trident to fly through the air and over the horizon) Uh oh (Doodle pulls another trident out of his pocket and aims it at Spongebob and pushes the button but Spongebob grabs the paper and gives Doodle a paper cut causing Doodle to drop Spongebob) Oh no the paper (Just then there’s a massive explosion)

Doodle: (The camera zooms over to the fire and the flames are at the bottom of the abyss. Doodle has an evil grin on his face he starts running to the flames)

Spongebob: Doodle no don’t do it NO!!! If I don’t get there fast Doodle going to burn all my friends like Patrick, Squidward, Mr Krabs, Sandy, Gary, Mrs Puff...

(Time Card: 72 Seconds later)

Spongebob: ...Pearl, Larry, Karen, Squilliam and Mermaid Man. So I better hurry up. But how will I get there before Doodle. (He see’s a nearby boat) Ah ha (He jumps into the boat and speeds after Doodle. Meanwhile Doodle has reached the Abyss and he holds the paper over the edge of the Abyss. He lets go making the Paper float down towards the flames)

Doodle: Ha Ha Ha Ha

Spongebob: (Driving the car he drives to the edge of the Abyss and stops the boat) Doodle you better (The car jolts forward a bit and drives over the Abyss) AHHHHHH!!!

Doodle: (Waving) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHHH!! (He pulls some bubble soap out of his pocket but accidentally lets go of it he falls down faster going past loads of edges he could of landed on with big flashy lights reading things like “Land here”, “Grab onto this” and “Your legs here Jerk”) There’s just no where to land onto I’m going to die (He sees the paper and grabs it but he is still heading to the flames) AHHHHHHH!!! (Meanwhile the Boat mobile falls down and lands onto a ledge but opening the gas canister making a small drop of petrol for to the flames. Spongebob uses the paper to guide his way towards the boat and lands into it but making it tip over and fall to the flames. Meanwhile the drop of petrol hit’s the flames and there a massive explosion. Doodle is startled and looks down the abyss and the Boat comes shooting up out of the abyss with Spongebob and the paper inside)

Doodle: Ueonbowrabnuogne (He grabs the boat only to be dragged along with it on his heels)

Spongebob: Here you go doodle (He pulls a giant piece of paper out of his pocket and throws it behind him turning Doodle back into a drawing the boat soon runs out of Gas and it heads towards the ground and it smashes to the ground and grinds along the ground and stops in front of Spongebob’s house. Spongebob starts peeling the citizens off the piece of paper)

(Time card: 247 badly drawn citizens later get it badly drawn because they are drawn Oh forget it)

Scooter: Thanks dude you are Awwwesome

Mr Krabs: Three Cheers for Spongebob Hip Hip

Everyone: HOORAY

Mr Krabs: Hip Hip

Everyone: HOORAY

Mr Krabs: Hip Hip

Everyone: HOORAY

Patrick: Did someone say “Party?”

Squidward: No!!

Patrick: Oh

Spongebob: That’s a great idea Pat- HEY EVERYONE PARTY!!!

Squidward: Thanks Spongebob for saving me

Spongebob: Don’t mention it Squidward do you like me now

Squidward: I wouldn’t go that far

Spongebob: Come on Squidward lets Party (They both walk into the Pineapple)

Season 1 episode 3 (3)- "Plankton's Success"


(In the Krusty Krab, Spongebob is making a Krabby Patty, The Camera zooms out and reveals Plankton watching him from the inside of the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (Letting out a huge sigh) I have wasted so long trying to get that stinking Formula. All these useless years with my Stupid comput… (Sees Karen watching him) Um lovely Computer wife, Love you honey.

Karen: (Rolls eyes) Maybe today will be the day you finally get that formula.

Plankton: (In disbelief) Phew yea and Octopuses fly (Sees a flying Octopus past the window) Karen I’ve wasted too long chasing Krab’s formula I might as well give up now and move away.

Karen: You can’t just move away.

Plankton: (Moving to the door) If I don’t get the formula this time I will be leaving Bikini Bottom FOREVER!!!!!

Karen: FOREVER!!!

Nat: (Holding a patty) FOREVER!!!

Mr Krabs: (Counting money) 126 dollars 127 dollars 128 do…. FOREVER!!!

Spongebob: (Passing patty to Squidward) There you go Squ… FOREVER!!!

Patrick: ………………………

Tom: (Talking to Squidward) So now he has to stay in Jail forever

Squidward: FOREVER!!!

Tom: Yes forever

Gary: MEOW!!!

Plankton: (Annoyed) Yes forever

Guy on Toilet: FOREVER!!!

Plankton: OK that’s quite enough (He walks out the door and to the Krusty Krab)

(Time card reads: One failed attempted later…)

Plankton: (Smashes Chum Bucket door open) It’s so unfair Krabs always wins. Bye Karen it was (Whispering) not (Normal) nice knowing you

Karen: But you can’t just go you haven’t even packet your ba…. (Sees Plakton with a suitcase) Oh

Plankton: Sorry Karen but this is how it’s gonna be (He steps to the door)

Karen: (Shouting) PLEASE DON’T GO!!!

Plankton: (Steps out of door) Bye Karen (He shuts the door and walks away carrying his suitcase)

Karen: (Rolls out of the door watching Plankton walkover the hill towards the sunset)

(Scene fades out)

(Scene cuts to a rather crammed Mr Krabs house)

Mr Krabs: (Sitting on a chair) What am I going to do with all this junk? I need to give this stuff for someone to look after while I tidy this joint. But what idiot would want all this junk?

(Scene cuts to The Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: (Smiling) Sure Mr Krabs I’ll look after this stuff for you

Mr Krabs: (Hands pile of junk to Spongebob) Now you make sure you look after me junk and whatever you do, do not loose it. Especially me Secret Formula

Spongebob: You can count on me sir (He drops the pile on the floor)

Mr Krabs: I knew I should have chose Squidward.

(Bubble scene changer)

Spongebob: See you tomorrow Mr Krabs (He walks out of The Krusty Krab carrying the pile of junk)

Mr Krabs: (Off screen) All right lad make sure you look after me stuff

Spongebob: (Walking past Patrick’s rock with the pile of stuff) Hi Patrick

Patrick: Hello giant pile of junk

Spongebob: It’s me Spongebob

Patrick: Are you sure?

Spongebob: Um… Yeah

Patrick: You might have been possessed by that pile of junk

Spongebob: Patrick have you been watching too many of those horror movies lately?

Patrick: (He has a video tape behind his back) (Nervously) Um no I have never heard of these movies you speak of (He throws it behind him)

(Off Screen)

Fred: My LEG!!!

Patrick: Anyway Spongebob are you ready to go Jellyfishing?

Spongebob: Well I really should put this junk in my house first

Patrick: Junk Shmunk Spongebob you can put that junk away later (Sees Bus arrive) Come on Spongebob the bus is here

Spongebob: OK Patrick (He and Patrick walk on the bus and the door shuts and it drives away)

(Timecard reads: Three hours, 53 minutes and 24 seconds later…)

Patrick: (Stepping onto the bus) That was a great day of Jellyfishing

Spongebob: (Also stepping onto the bus with the pile) Tell me about it

Patrick: OK well we got to Jellyfish fields then we got out our nets. Then you told me to get over to th….

Spongebob: Yea I know it was a figure of speech

Patrick: Figure of what?

Spongebob: (Sits down on the bus and puts the pile of junk beside him, Patrick does the same and sits opposite him) I can’t believe Mr Krabs let me look after all this stuff for him he must trust me. (The bus drives away and stops outside Spongebob and Patrick’s houses) Well see you tomorrow Patrick

Patrick: (Jumps off the bus) OK see ya (He walks off and into his house)

Spongebob: (Stepping off the bus) Oh I forgot (He goes back to his seat and picks up the pile of junk accidentally knocking the formula on to the seat, He jumps off the bus carrying the junk back to his house leaving the formula behind)

Plankton: (Jumping on the that same bus specking to the driver) Take me as far away from here. (He goes and sits down in the seat Patrick sat in. He whistles to himself, He looks over his shoulder and sees the formula on the seat) Could it be… nah (He looks away, then slides to the seat next to it) It couldn’t possibly be THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA!!!! (He opens the bottle and pulls the paper out of it) I can’t believe it, it is the Krabby Patty formula and the secret ingredient is…. (The bus drives away) Wait could you please let me off?

Bus Driver: Yeah sure whatever (He opens the door and Plankton jumps off the bus, The bus drives away)

Plankton: At last I know the formula. Now I can conquer the WORLD or at least Bikini Bottom! (He laughs an evil laugh and walks into the sunset still laughing)

(Scene cuts to Mr Krabs walking to the Krusty Krab, He sees Spongebob in the distance)

Spongebob: (Running closer to Mr Krabs) MR KRABS, MR KRABS, MR KRABS

Mr Krabs: I wonder what the boy wants this time

Spongebob: (Still running closer to Mr Krabs) MR KRABS, MR KRABS, MR KRABS, MR KR… (He reaches Mr Krabs)

Mr Krabs: What is it lad?

Spongebob: Mr Krabs Plankton is selling KRABBY PATTIES!!!!

(Scene cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket, There are lots of customers eating Krabby Patties)

Mr Krabs: (Bursting through the Chum Bucket doors hitting them against the door and slamming back and hitting Spongebob) Is this true your selling me patties

Plankton: Oh its true Krabs and you better believe it

Mr Krabs: (To Spongebob) Whatever we do to him he will always know me formula. (Thinking) If only we could make him forget the formula some how and restore the fate of The Krusty Krab

Spongebob: (Has an idea) Mr Krabs I have an idea

Mr Krabs: What is it lad?

Spongebob: Well when I was over Sandy’s yesterday she said she had an invention she just finished that will make people forget the last 24 hours of there lives

Mr Krabs: Well that was a convenience well lad run along and fetch it.

Spongebob: Aye Aye Sir (He runs out the Chum Bucket door)

(It zooms out to show Plankton listening to Spongebob and Mr Krabs conversation)

Plankton: Hear that Karen, Spongebob’s going to get that invention to erase my memory and make me forget the formula

Karen: I know I have been standing here for the last 5 minutes.

Plankton: Well good job I have made THIS!! (He points at the door)

Karen: You made a door very creative

Plankton: Not the door the thing in front of the door, with this baby I will be able to sell Krabby Patties forever

Mrs Puff: FOREVER

Plankton: (Blank stare) Anyway as I was saying this invention I made cannot fail. Karen what you waiting for shoot it at me

Karen: OK but you clear the mess up afterwards (She aims it at Plankton)

Mr Krabs: (Bursts through the door) Give me back me Secret ingredient

Plankton: Or what

Mr Krabs: Here’s what (He lifts up a baseball bat and swings it at Plankton)

Plankton: AHHHHHHH!!!

(Scene cuts to Sandy’s treedome)

Spongebob: (Picks up a note from the door of Sandy’s treedome) What’s this a note? (Spongebob starts reading the note)

Sandy reading the note: I have gone to Texas for a week or two and will not be back for about NOW!!

Spongebob: (He looks behind him and sees Sandy) Hi Sandy

Sandy: So what brings you here?

Spongebob: Oh I was wondering if I could borrow that gun you were working on last week

Sandy: Sure thing Spongebob

(Scene cuts to The Chum Bucket)

Plankton: AHHHHH no your hurting me….y safe where I keep the Secret formula

Mr Krabs: (He grabs the formula)

Plankton: I still know that the formula is…

Spongebob: (Runs through the door) Not for long. Eat dust no not dust eat ray gun bullet thingies Plankton (He shoots the gun at Plankton but he dodges) Hold still

Plankton: Over my dead (He jumps and misses the shot) Body

Mr Krabs: That can be arranged

Plankton: You still here?

Mr Krabs: Well obviously

Plankton: (He presses a button and a giant mechanical hand flicks Krabs into a cupboard) Ha Ha (Mr Krabs drops the Secret recipe and Plankton picks it up)

Spongebob: (Runs over to the closet) MR KRABS, you OK?

Plankton: Don’t worry Spongebob it’s your turn now (He presses the button and the hand hits Spongebob into the cupboard leaving the gun to drop beside a table) (Pointing at the gun) Go destroy it Karen

Karen: Yes “Sir” (She picks up the gun and goes off screen with it)

(Scene cuts to the inside of the cupboard)

Mr Krabs: Oh I have an idea do you have a shell phone

Spongebob: (Pulls a shell phone out of his pocket) Yep

Mr Krabs: (He takes the phone and looks through the names) Patrick no, Sandy no, Squidward ah (He presses the button)

(Scene cuts to Squidward’s house)

Squidward: (He is sitting down on his sofa reading a newspaper when his phone rings) Who could this be? (He gets up and looks at the phone it reads “Spongebob DO NOT ANSWER”) Spongebob what could he want? (He stands there while the phone rings for another 3 times. He picks it up) (Shouting) WHAT!!!

Mr Krabs: Squidward you have to help Plankton knows the Formula

Squidward: Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: Yeah were trapped in a cupboard in the Chum Bucket so can you come over and set us free

Squidward: What’s in it for me?

Mr Krabs: Um? a free glass of water?

Squidward: Sure Mr Krabs I’ll come right over from my relaxation watching House Fancy for a FREE GLASS OF WATER. How about 20 dollars?

Mr Krabs: No way are you getting any of me money

Spongebob: Doesn’t matter Mr Krabs I’ll pay him

Squidward: Spongebob’s there to this is great

Mr Krabs: I didn’t want to do this Squidward but you left me no choice. Spongebob during Squidward’s Lunch breaks he like to…

Squidward: You wouldn’t

Mr Krabs: You darn tooten I would, he likes to (Whispers in to Spongebob’s ear)

Spongebob: Eww

Mr Krabs: Hey Spongebob do you know Squilliam’s number

Squidward: No worries Mr Krabs I’ll be right there

Plankton: (Standing in front of the “Never Forget Ray”) Karen hurry the rays not getting any younger (She aims it at Plankton) (There’s a bang on the door) Who is it?

Patrick: Who is it who?

(In the Cupboard)

Spongebob: Mr Krabs listen it’s Patrick we’ll be out of here in no time

Patrick: Were be out of where in no time

Mr Krabs: Patrick what are you doing here

Patrick: I came to get a Krabby Patty but Plankton locked me in here and I don’t know were Spongebob is

Spongebob: Hey Patrick

Patrick: Oh hey Spongebob…. (To Mr Krabs) So do you know were he is?

Mr Krabs: Oh were doomed (He sees a tiny air vent) Ah ha

(In the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (Standing on Karen and locking the door) That should keep anyone else out (He jumps off of Karen and stands in front of the gun) Hurry Karen

Squidward: (Walking to the Chum Bucket) And to think I could be having my foot massage now (He pushes the door but it won’t open) Stupid piece of… (He hears a voice from around the side of the Chum Bucket)

Spongebob: Squidward psst Squidward around here

Squidward: Spongebob what could he want (He walks around the back and hears Spongebob) What is it Spongebob?

Spongebob: Go around the back and sneak up on Plankton and surprise him

Patrick: (In the background) Like a surprise party

Spongebob: Yeah anyway hurry up

Squidward: OK but remember my reward (He sneaks around the back entrance and opens the door he walks through the kitchen)

Plankton: Now I’ve locked every door we can carry on

Karen: What about the back door?

Plankton: No matter even if someone gets into the kitchen they won’t be able to get in here

Squidward: (Trying to open the door) Come on open

Plankton: Right Karen do it now

Karen: (She aims the machine at Plankton)

Plankton: (He sees that the memory card in the Forget ray is in the Never forget ray and the memory card for the Never forget ray is in the forget ray) Karen NOO!! (He lunges at the machine and it spins around and shoots off in different directions)

(Scene cuts to the Kitchen)

Squidward: (He smashes through the door and falls over the gun he hits the guns and it swings around and points to the roof the ray hit’s the ceiling and rebounds and hits the lock on the cupboard and it breaks off)

Plankton: Stop it Karen!!! (She presses the button and the machine stops)

Mr Krabs: (Emerging from the cupboard) Me Krabby Patty formula where is it?

Squidward: (He steps on the formula and trips on it and the formula rolls through the Chum Bucket)

Spongebob: (Sees the formula) Mr Krabs look the formula

Plankton: I’ll be taking that (He grabs the formula and locks it into a safe)

Spongebob: Well Plankton you may have the formula but when we get it back your machine won’t help you it’s already been 24 hours since you got the formula (He points at the clock)

Plankton: That’s where your wrong my little porous freak (He points at the clock) I set all the clocks in here 5 minutes backwards so I still have 5 minutes until this machine is useless. (He picks the memory card up and puts it in the machine) Fire her up Karen

Patrick: (Stands up knocking the machine into the wall and it hit’s a clock it falls down and it’s the “Self Destruct” Button on the machine) Uh oh

Machine Voice: 10 seconds until Self Destruct

Plankton: (The machine is counting down while he talking) NO!!! Of all the things I could of put on this machine and I had to chose a “Self Destruct” button (The machine blows up and so does the Chum Bucket everyone is on the floor and the machine falls back into it’s normal shape) Yes now you can’t stop me (He aims the gun at himself and shoots just as the clock falls down and lands on the machine) NO!!! again

(Time Card reads: 23 hours before…)

Plankton: (Is about to step on the bus) What were am I?

Bus Driver: (Clearing his Throat) Uh hum Sir!?!?!

Plankton: What where am I?

Bus Driver: How am I suppose to know? Do you want to get on the bus or not?

Plankton: No thanks (The Bus drives away and Plankton walks back over the horizon towards the Chum Bucket) Wow that was weird

Season 1 episode 4 (4)- "BobSponge ParallelPants" (Part 1 and 2)


Plankton: (Spying on Spongebob from the window with Binoculars, He adjusts the view of the binoculars and zooms into a Krabby Patty) There it is a Krabby Patty (He throws the binoculars away and runs towards the Krabby patty jumping over the counters, He jumps up onto the tap and spins it round)

Spongebob: (Sees the tap running) What the… (He walks over to the sink and turns the tap off) Oh (He walks back to the grill)

Plankton: (Revealing himself from behind the tap) That was close (He starts walking towards the patty)

Spongebob: (Sees patty) Ohh hello you still here (Leans over the grill and specks through the serving hatch) SQUIDWARD ONE PATTY SQUIDWARD, Squidward?

Mr Krabs: (Off screen) SPONGEBOB FRONT AND CENTER!!!

Spongebob: (Runs out of the kitchen) Coming

Plankton: (Finally reaching the Krabby Patty) Yes I will finally get a Krabby Patty. (He lifts up the Krabby Patty) This is your greatest blunder Krabs (Evil Laughs then he lifts the patty up)

(Time card: 1 minute and 48 seconds later)

Mr Krabs: I’ll be taking that Plankton (He takes the Patty from Plankton and flings him back to the Chum Bucket and he hit’s the Chum Bucket doors and the doors smash backwards and Plankton flies off in a different direction. Plankton lands on the side of the Treedome) Huh… Where am I? (He sees Sandy packing stuff into boxes)

Sandy: (Whistling) What am I going to do with all this stuff?

Plankton: Is that a PARALLEL UNIVERSE!?!?!?! (Laughing) That gives me an Idea.

Sandy: Ah I know I’ll have a Garage Sale

Plankton: Now’s my chance (He slides down the Treedome)

(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: (Walking out the door) See you tomorrow Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs: (Off screen) OK lad

Spongebob: (He walks towards Sandy’s and finds a part of the machine) Is this?…. Yes it is (He runs to Sandy’s)

Sandy: (Standing behind a table with lots of mechanical objects) Spongebob wanna buy any of these?

Spongebob: Not at the moment Sandy I just need to know who you sold the Parallel machine to?

Sandy: Well the funny thing is Spongebob that when I looked for the machine to sale it had already disappeared but it doesn’t bother me I was trying to get rid of it anyway

Spongebob: Well do you know who took it?

Sandy: No but they must of dropped there phone number here there you go (She hands him the piece of paper)

Spongebob: Thanks Sandy (He takes the paper and takes a phone out of his pocket and begins dialing the number)

(Scene cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (He is holding some parts of the machine and looking through the box) It should be here! (The phone rings and he answers it) WHAT!!!

Spongebob: Sorry to bother you sir but… wait a minute are you Plankton

Plankton: You know who I am you porous freak now what do you want

Spongebob: (He hangs up) Sandy bad news Plankton’s got your machine who knows what trouble he could cause. Well at least he won’t be able to use the machine without this part

Sandy: Well not exactly

(Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Thank Neptune for spare parts (He picks the part up and starts fixing it to the machine)

Spongebob: So you mean Plankton has this part of the machine that when put together he will harness the power to travel to opposite universes in the space time continuum

Sandy: That’s the simplified version

Spongebob: Oh……… Ah!!! We’ve got to stop him before he causes to much trouble Sandy can you help me?

Sandy: Sorry Spongebob but I’ve got to work on my new invention

Spongebob: OK I’ll just find some other people that can’t say no to me

Mr Krabs: NO! (Slams door)

Mrs Puff: NO! (Slams door)

Patrick: NO! (Slams door then opens it again) Sorry Spongebob I didn’t know it was you I’ll join

Squidward: NO!!! (Slams door)

Spongebob: Well looks like it’s just you and me buddy well we need to move fast (They both run to the Chum Bucket)

(Inside the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: At last the machine’s finished well better try it out even though I have no idea what I can use it for anyway (He jumps in the machine in slow motion just as Spongebob and Patrick burst through the doors and see the plankton jumping into the machine) (Slowly) NO!!! Stupid slow motion he presses a button on his back and flies through the portal)

Spongebob: Pat were to late

Patrick: For what?

Spongebob: For a hair cut what do you think?

Patrick: A hair cut I have been growing it for a long time now

Spongebob: You don’t even have any hai… (Patrick strains himself and an Elvis hair style grows out of his scalp) Wow Pat that’s great

Patrick: (Voice like Elvis Presley) Thank you, Thank you very much

Spongebob: Anyway Pat what are we going to do?

Patrick: (Pointing at the machine) How about pressing the “Only Press to Turn Off Machine” button

Spongebob: That would help (He lunges towards the button and is just about to press it when the machine suddenly jolts he holds onto the machine and Patrick grabs him when the machine turns in on itself)

Patrick: AH!!!

Spongebob: (He opens his eyes to a very dark landscape he looks around but can’t find Patrick) PATRICK, PATRICK where are you buddy? (He looks around once again and finds a note by the side of the machine he picks it up and begins to read it)

Note: Dear who ever you are we have kidnapped your friend (and your wallet, wait why am I writing this down)

Spongebob: Oh no my wallet… oh yeah and Patrick

Note: Signed Notknalp

Spongebob: (He throws the paper on the ground facing downwards and Spongebob can see it reads “Plankton”) Plankton! Notknalp must be Plankton in this Universe, AH!! I’ve go to find help (He runs to the left then to the right) This place is weird (He looks behind him and sees Patrick) Hey Patrick over here it’s me Spongebob

Rickpat: PantsBob SpongeSquare? Why aren’t you at work your shift doesn’t finish for exactly 3.653 hours to the exact remainder of the average day

Spongebob: Oh your not Patrick but can you help me save your parallel self and stop Plankton I mean Notknalp

RickPat: Why would you want to stop your boss

Spongebob: Because if w… Wait a minute did you say boss?

RickPat: Don’t you remember you work at the Chumsty Bucket

Spongebob: Chumsty What?

RickPat: Chumsty Bucket

Spongebob: Chumsty What?

RickPat: Oh for goodness sake CHUMSTY BUCKET!

Spongebob: OK, OK… Chumsty what?

RickPat: Do you want me to help you or not

Spongebob: Well yes b…

RickPat: Well come on then

(Scene cuts to Patrick in the Krusty Krab he is eating a Krabby Patty when he walks into the kitchen and sees lots of Tartar sauce on the floor and he licks it up)

Patrick: (He wakes up) Oh it was just a dream (He looks around and he is in his house and he looks at the TV) Hooray my favorite show is on (There is a blank screen on the TV) (He runs to the chair and falls on the floor and wakes up on the beach) Hooray wait a minute this must be a dream too (He pinches himself and is at the Carnival, Spongebob’s house, The Treedome then tied up above a cauldron of lava he pinches himself) Please be a dream please be a dream Oh great (The string lowers deeper towards the lava) Oh come on

Plankton: Hello my little Starfish buffoon

Patrick: It’s you!

Plankton: Yes it is I Plankton

Patrick: Nice to meet you

Plankton: But you know who I am I own the Chum Bucket

Patrick: Never heard of it is that were we are now

Plankton: No can’t you read this is the Chumsty Bucket (Whispering) Stupid Barnacle

Patrick: (The string lowers closer to the lava) What do you want from me?

Plankton: What do I want from you (Evil Laugh) I’ll tell you what I want to do to you I want to um… actually I’m not sure (Shouting) Hey Notknalp what did you want to do with him again (The ground starts to shack and the roof lifts up)

Notknalp: Dip him in then I can get back selling the Krabby Patties

Plankton: Whatever you say (He lowers the rope and Patrick is just hovering over the lava)

Patrick: Spongebob where are you?

(Scene cuts to the outside of the Crusty Bucket)

Spongebob: (He bursts through the doors and sees lots of customers eating the Krabby Patties) Where would he be?

RickPat: How about in the kitchen over there (They both run over to the doors)

(Scene cuts to the kitchen)

Patrick: (He shakes and his shell phone falls out of his pocket he grabs it and starts dialing) Come on (He drops the phone and it lands into the lava it makes a splash and the drop of lava land on the rope and burns it Patrick falls down but grabs onto the string but keeps falling) AH!!! (He is about to hit the lava when he just hangs just above the lava) What the? (He looks behind him and sees Spongebob holding onto the rope) Spongebob it’s you!

Spongebob: It is indeed buddy now lets get you out of this place (He pulls the string and Patrick gets higher and higher until the metal lever snaps and Patrick falls down onto the cauldron)

Patrick: Whaaaa (He slips off the side and the lava spills onto the floor)

Spongebob: Quick RUN!!! (Patrick, Spongebob and RickPat run out of the kitchen)

(Scene cuts to the outside of the Chumsty Bucket)

Notknalp: I better get another supply of Secret Sauce for the Patties now where’s recipe I’m sure I put it into my pocket

Plankton: At last I have the Formula and all I had to do is to take it from that gigantic buffoon now where did I park that Machine (He looks around and can’t see it) Well I might as well read it now (He unscrews the cork and pulls the paper out he’s about read it when the ground shakes it is Notknalp and he is running towards him) AH!!! (He runs with the formula around in circles until he spots the machine) At last (He runs to it and jumps into it he pulls the lever put it doesn’t work) Work you stupid machine

Machine: Maximum number of people please try again later

Plankton: What does it mean Maximum number of people

Machine: See for yourself (A screen comes out the top of the machine it shows a video of Bikini Bottom destroyed and town folks getting beaten up by there Parallel self)

Plankton: Those twits must have entered the machine now I can’t (He sees Notknalp running towards him) AH!!! (He runs to a side of a cliff when Notknalp reaches him)

Notknalp: I trusted you and you soiled are friendship now your gonna die (He steps closer to Plankton and Plankton steps back right to the edge)

Plankton: Wha..? (He looks behind him then at Notknalp) Ah Ha (Notknalp lifts his foot up and is about to stand on Plankton when Plankton rolls under his foot and into the machine) Adios amigo (He pulls the lever and he disappears)

Notknalp: Ohh your dead Plankton you’re a dead um… thing

(Scene cuts to Rickpats house and he, Spongebob and Patrick are in the lab)

Rickpat: Oh dear

Spongebob: What’s the matter

Rickpat: Well by the looks of things your dimension is infested with people from this dimension (He points to the screen) So you better get back before your Universe is destroyed now where did the machine land?

(Scene cuts to them standing by the machine)

Spongebob: There (He points at the machine)

Rickpat: Well what are you waiting for hop in (Spongebob and Patrick step into the machine and Rickpat pulls the lever but the screen comes down showing the same video)

Spongebob: What are they doing to are wonderful town we better hurry

Rickpat: Doesn’t look like you can

Patrick: Why?

Rickpat: Well it says here that there is already the maximum amount of people using this machine

Patrick: Well all we need to do is wait for someone to come out

Rickpat: Well OK

(Time card: 2 and a half minutes later…)

Patrick: This is taking to long

Rickpat: Well maybe I can fiddle with the controls so you can enter Spongebob and I will go and look for a hammer while you Patrick will guard the machine whatever you do DO NOT touch the machine do you get me?

Patrick: Sir, Yes, Sir (They both leave) Right what did he say something about touching the machine OK (He touches the machine and it moves until it falls off the cliff side and smashes on the ground)

Spongebob: Patrick were back (He looks around) Patrick were is the machine

Patrick: You told me to destroy it

Spongebob: No we told you NOT to destroy it

Patrick: Oh sorry

Rickpat: Well I got the hamme… (He looks around) Where’s the machine? (There’s an explosion) What was that? (He looks over the cliff side and sees the pieces of the machine on the ground) Oh great

Spongebob: What do we do now?

Rickpat: All we can do now is… (Has an idea) Wait a minute you said the Sandy in your universe made a machine and sold it

Spongebob: Well I didn’t tell you but yes that’s what she did why?

Rickpat: Well if your Sandy sold the machine then the Sandy in this Universe must still have it

Spongebob: That’s it lets go see Sandy

Rickpat: No lets go and see Grassy

(Scene cuts to the Treedome which looks a lot different)

Patrick: Where are the helmets

Rickpat: Helmets?

Patrick: Yeah when ever we go and visit Sandy we always where these glass helmet thingies

Rickpat: Grassy’s a water breather so her domes full of water

Spongebob and Patrick: Oh (They follow Rickpat into the treedome)

Grassy: Howdy Rickpat and um…

Spongebob: I’m Spongebob nice Ta meet ya Grassy

Patrick: I’m Super X supreme overlord of… Oh forget it I’m Patrick

Grassy: Well nice to meet you two what can I do for you?

Rickpat: Well we were wondering if you still have that Portal machine

Grassy: Sorry but I just destroyed it

Rickpat: But why?

Grassy: Well I…

Rickpat: I don’t wanna hear any of your goofy stories just help us put it back together

Grassy: What’s the rush?

Rickpat: If any of the people from this universe finds out that there is an alternate Universe then…

(Scene cuts to the real Bikini Bottom)

Derf: What does he mean were in an alternate Universe

Plankton: You heard me your in a different Universe and I’m your supreme overlord now what ever happens here is up to me and you can all blame me if any thing goes wrong because I have the Krabby Patty Formula (While he’s talking a massive hole appears under the Chum Bucket and sucks up everything around it)

Tan: You know when you said if anything goes wrong you can all blame me as in you

Plankton: Yeah I just said it about 12 seconds ago why?

Tan: No reason just… GET HIM!!!

Plankton: AH!!! (He runs away but drops the formula) NO!!! I still haven’t read it yet (He runs after it but it rolls towards the hole and sucks it down he jumps onto it and grabs it he manages to hop into a near by car that was sucked In and he starts driving out of the portal but get’s sucked in just as the portal appears above him)

Patrick: (In the machine he looks out of the machine window) Yeah were here (He opens the door and runs out to reveal that they are hovering above the hole) Oh great (He falls down and lands in the Plankton’s car) Hey Notknalp

Plankton: I’m not Notknalp oh and another thing

Patrick: What’s that?

Plankton: GET OUT!!! (He presses a button and Patrick ejects out of the car)

Patrick: Spongebob save me

Spongebob: OK bud… (The portal starts to talk)

Portal: 1 minute until hover jet is disabled

Rickpat: Quick before we plummet to our deaths

Spongebob: Um.. what to do what to do (Has an idea) Pat grab onto to that mail box

Patrick: OK (He grabs onto it) What now

Spongebob: Just keep holding on

Rickpat: Better hurry

Portal: 40 seconds until hover jet disabled

Spongebob: (He pulls a magnet out of his pocket and aims it at the mail box)

Patrick: Spongebob I can’t hold on any longer (The mail box becomes attracted to the magnet and it heads towards the portal)

Portal: 20 seconds until hover jet disabled

Spongebob: Yes, he’s gonna make it!

Rickpat: Watch out!!! (Patrick and the mail box collide with the machine and Patrick lands in the machine and the mail box and the magnet fall through the hole)

Spongebob: Thank Neptune your safe buddy (Patrick get’s up but hit’s the lever)

Portal: (Fast) 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...

Spongebob, Rickpat and Patrick: AH!!! (The propeller folds up and they fall down towards the hole)

Plankton: (He is in the car and falls down to the hole but the car lands on a passing branch and balances on it) Few (He sees the portal falling down) Ha Ha suckers (He sees the formula falling down besides the portal) Is that the… no it can’t be I have it in my pocket (He checks his pocket but can’t find it) NO!!! Why didn’t I read it before I lost it

(In the portal)

Rickpat: Spongebob shut the door it will make the impact a bit less bone breaking

Spongebob: Thank god we don’t have bones

Rickpat: And skin breaking, Eye breaking, Teeth Breaking, Hair breaking

Patrick: (Nervously) Tuh is that all?

Rickpat: Wait I haven’t finished yet Cheek breaking, Eyebrow breaking…

(Scene cuts to Plankton in the car still balancing on the branch)

Plankton: If I could just lean over to the other side a… (He leans over and the car gradually tips up so he moves back making the car tip to the original position) OK that’s not gonna work (He thinks and has a plan he picks up the canister of oil and empties it out of the car he throws the empty canister at the formula it goes inside of it and bounces at the side of the cliff side and rebounds towards Plankton) YES!!! (It smashes through the Car and Plankton catches it) Now for the moment of truth (He picks it up) Wait how am I gonna open it?

Patrick: (In the machine Patrick opens the door and sees the swirling purple and black dimension)

Rickpat: I wouldn’t do that (He presses a button and the door slams shut)

Spongebob: What are we going to do to save ourselves?

Rickpat: Well the short answer is nothing

Spongebob: What’s the long answer?

Rickpat: We can’t do anything

Spongebob: So I guess this is goodbye

Patrick: Not if I can help it (He pulls off the metal cover of the buttons and there is thousands of wires) Rickpat maybe you could connect one of the wires to the others ones to make the propeller work again

Rickpat: Well were dead anyway so there’s no harm in trying now where’s the instruction manual?

Patrick: Oh it’s right here (He holds it up but the machine jolts and the book flies through the air and knocks Rickpat out)

Spongebob: I think he’s hurt what are we going to do?

Patrick: Well if Rickpat can’t help us we just have to do it ourselves (He gets the manual and flicks through the pages and he starts fiddling with the wires)

Plankton: (Still in the car he is smashing the glass bottle on the parts of the car) Just smash you stupid glass bottle (It smashes and he quickly pulls the paper out and unfolds it) At last (There’s a massive explosion) What the?… (He looks down and sees the machine with oil on top of it) Ha ha suckers (He looks behind him and moves to the other seat forgetting about the tipping car it tips up and falls down) AH!!!

Patrick: (In the machine) Huh?… (He looks up and sees a black liquid leaking from the roof of the machine) What’s that?

Spongebob: (He runs over to it and puts his fingers in it and smells it) I think it’s oil we should patch it up before anything touches it (He steps up but gets his foot caught in one of the wires it snaps and a spark sets off a fire in the machine) Uh oh
Patrick: What are we going to do now if that oil touches the flames then no more… TV

Spongebob: Quick pick up Rickpat I have a plan

Plankton: (Falling down in the car) AH!! (He sees the parallel universe machine) Ah ha (He holds onto the formula and jumps out of the car just as it smashes and explodes into the side of the cliff) I’ve got a feeling this wasn’t a great idea AH!!!

Spongebob: You ready Pat

Patrick: Well as ready as I’ll ever be

Spongebob: OK do the owners

Patrick: (He presses a button and the door opens) Well here we go

Plankton: (They both jump off the edge just as Plankton smashes through the top of the machine and lands inside tripping over and covering himself with the oil) What’s this? OIL!!! Ugh (He tries to rub it off but fails he looks behind him and sees the flames) Oh come on (He runs away from the flames but slips because of the oil and slides towards the door he is about to slide out of the machine when the door shuts) NO!! (He jumps onto the controls and presses all the buttons to get it to open) Hurry up Sheldon you can do you can do it oh forget it you can’t do it (He steps onto a button and the door opens) HOORA…(The fire gets to him and he catches on fire) AH!!! (The machine explodes and the propeller lifts up out of the roof and starts to spin. Plankton jumps out of the machine The machine flies out of control and starts hovering up and down)

Patrick: (Falling through the air) Spongebob how are we going to survive

Spongebob: Well I don’t think there is anything we can do we need a mirac… (The machine falls down into the Universe and blokes it up) Patrick I think I have an idea

Patrick: Good what is it?

Spongebob: Wait for it… I’ll tell you right… NOW!!!

(Scene cuts to Plankton)

Plankton: (He’s standing on top of the machine) Yes I’m safe and I have the Formula

Spongebob: Right on the count of thr…

Patrick: Right done

Spongebob: That’s good

Patrick: So when the match hit’s the oil on the machine then hopefully we get out alive

Spongebob: Exactly

Plankton: Boo yaw I can’t believe I have the alternate reality formula (He unravels the paper a bit) Ingredients 1 pound of crushed seaweed, 2 dozen sliced…

Time card: 2 minutes and 32 seconds later…

Plankton: …And the final ingredient is… What the? (The match lands beside him) A MATCH!?!?! At least it’s not lit (It catches on fire) Why did I have to say that?

Patrick: Do you think the plan worke… (There’s a massive explosion)

Spongebob: Well there’ your answer hold onto your hat

Patrick: But I don’t have a ha…

Spongebob: Just hold onto SOMETHING!!! (The explosion sweeps everything up into the air swirling around and throwing things up and out of the abyss)

Patrick: (He lands on the ground and rolls across the broken parts of the city and he stops underneath a boat and he gets up) Spongebob where are you Spong… (He trips over Spongebob) Oh there you are buddy you OK? Spongebob speak to me SPONGEBOB!?!?! (He puts his hand on Spongebob’s chest) He’s still breathing (Just as he’s picking Spongebob the formula shoots out of the abyss and hit’s Patrick in the back of the head and he is knocked out)

Plankton: The formula where is it? (He looks over the hill and sees it rolling towards the edge of the cliff) NO!!! (He looks around and climbs into the exhaust of a boat and uses a stone to start the car) Come on (The car starts and the exhaust starts but gets blocked it explodes and Plankton flies through the air towards the formula) Nearly there (He heads towards the ground and rolls along the floor he stops just at the edge of the cliff and he manages to stop it from rolling over the edge) YES!!! (He opens the bottle again) Right the final ingredient is…. 1 heaping pound of…

Spongebob: Not so fast Plankton (He grabs the bottle and throws it over the cliff) Sorry Plankton but you will never know the formula not even the opposite Universe one

Plankton: NO!!! How will I get the formula back now?

Patrick: Is this it?

Plankton: But that’s impossible

Patrick: Well do you want it or not?

Spongebob: Patrick no don’t give it to him

Patrick: What?

Plankton: Thank you dunder head now to read it (He opens it and begins to read it) And the final ingredient is… (Spongebob hits it out of his hand) Not again

Spongebob: It may take up the rest of our lives but we will not let you get that formula

Plankton: Well in that case I’ll just have to kill you (He pulls a gun out of his pocket)

Patrick: OK I’m outta here

Plankton: Not so fast if you make one move then your be asleep for ever

Patrick: Yay

Spongebob: He means your be pushing up daisies

Patrick: Whoo hoo I love daisies

Plankton: Do I have to spell it out to you, you will die sheesh

Patrick: NO!!!

Plankton: Yes so where is it usually it bounces back up (He looks over the cliff edge and he sees the formula lying inside the glass bottle next to the trampoline) Well as I always say if you want something done force someone else to do it, Tubby get the formula or your get it

Patrick: Get what a surprise?

Plankton: Oh it’ll be a surprise a real big surprise

Patrick: Just give one clue

Plankton: It starts with “A” and ends with five “H’s”

Patrick: AHHHHH?

Plankton: That’s what your be saying in a minute (He pushes Patrick over the cliff)

Patrick: AHHHHH!!! If this is the surprise I’m not really enjoying it (He lands on the trampoline and bounces off next to the formula he picks it up)

Plankton: (Aiming the gun at him) Right just bounce up and…

Spongebob: (He grabs the gun from Plankton) RUN, PAT, RUN

Plankton: NO!

Patrick: (He runs with the formula)

Plankton: Well I guess it’s up to me (He steps to the edge and is about to jump when Spongebob shoots at the trampoline and it blows up) NO!! Again, I didn’t want to use this for a few minutes but you left me no choice (He pulls a massive gun out of his pocket)

Spongebob: Well that’s just great

Plankton: Indeed it is

Spongebob: Oh great

Patrick: (He’s running towards the cave) Spongebob’s in trouble (He gets the bottle and pulls a rubber band from his pocket and launches it up into the air at Plankton)

Plankton: Any last words Squarepants?

Spongebob: Well not that I ca.. (He sees the bottle launching towards Plankton) Well maybe you could stand here

Plankton: Well I was going to but now you’ve said I’m not going to

Spongebob: Fine suit yourself

Plankton: Fine I will (The bottle hits him in the head and he falls on the floor in pain) The formula (He reaches his hand out and tries reaching for it)

Spongebob: NO!! (He runs over to it but slips on it and it launches into the air and towards the Chum Bucket it smashes through the roof)

Plankton: (His watch begins to beep) YES!!

Spongebob: What’s that?

Plankton: Oh nothing

Spongebob: Well it’s got to be something

Plankton: (He starts running towards the Chum Bucket)

Spongebob: Plankton (He chases after him)

Plankton: Your just in time for my moment of triumph see this KRABBY PATTY I just made it and as soon as I put it into this duplicating machine I will have 1,000 of them

Spongebob: (He runs up to the Chum Bucket doors) Drat there locked (He barges into the door but nothing happens) Come on (He manages to open the door a bit and he puts his hand through the door and unlocks it) Yes (He runs through the restaurant and into the lab)

Plankton: Your just in time for my moment of triumph see this KRABBY PATTY I just made it and as soon as I put it into this duplicating machine I will have 1,000 of them

Spongebob: Well that’s just great

Plankton: Say goodbye to the Krusty Krab because with this machine I will run them out of business

Spongebob: (He gets a bat out and runs over to the machine and just as the Plankton drops the patty into the machine he smashes it but it’s to late just as 1,000 Patties burst out of the machine) NO!!!

Plankton: YES!!!

Mr Krabs: (Sitting in his house reading a magazine) I’ve got a sudden urge to shout no well OK NO!!!

Spongebob: (He gets the gun out and tries shooting the burgers)

Plankton: (He pulls a microphone on a string down from the ceiling and talks into it) Attention Bikini Bottom I Sheldon J. Plankton is selling KRABBY PATTIES for half price

Nat: Did you here that Patties at the Chum Bucket for half price I’m so there (Lots of citizens run to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: See Spongebob everything’s coming up Plankton

Spongebob: Well not for long Plankton this… (He picks up a Krabby Patty) … Is the final Krabby Patty and your not getting it

Plankton: How wrong you are there’s one right here (He lifts it up) Whoops (He drops it into the machine on purpose) I’ll just set the dial to 1,000 and press “OK” (He is about to press “OK” when his hand slips off of it and turns the dial to 100,000) 100,000 that’s not good (The machine shudders and 100,000 patties burst out of the Chum Bucket an out over the seabed) My patties NO!!! (He and Spongebob burst out of the Restaurant and along the ground)

Spongebob: (He quickly gets up and kicks all of the burgers over the cliff)

Patrick: (He reaches the top of the cliff) Hey I’ve finally reached the to… (The burgers hit him in the face and he falls down the cliff side)

Spongebob: (He’s hitting the burgers off the cliff when he sees Plankton running off to the Chum Bucket with a Krabby Patty) Oh come on can’t this episode just finish already (He chases after him) PLANKTON YOUR NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

Plankton: Oh Spongebob I think I can (He runs through the Chum Bucket and walks past all the customers)

Nat: Hey where’s the Krabby Patties

Plankton: Just be patient (He runs into the lab and runs up to the machine he drops it in and it shoots 1,000 patties out) HEY EVERYONE PATTIES FOR EVERYONE!!

Spongebob: NO!!!

Fred: Hey looks Krabby Patties (They all run to them and start eating them) UGH! These are horrible

Plankton: Yea I know feel the taste flowing through your wait WHAT?

Nat: It tastes like fried seahorse liver

Plankton: Give me that (He takes the patty from Nat) It tastes finUGHH!! I’ve been trying to get the formula for the whole of my life for this disgusting abomination

Rickpat: Not exactly

Spongebob: RICKPAT!?!?!

Patrick: And Patrick

Spongebob: Yeah and Patrick

Rickpat: That’s not the real Krabby Patty formula this is (He holds up the glass bottle)

Plankton: But I had the formula when it hit me on the head

Rickpat: That wasn’t the formula

Spongebob: So what happened then

Rickpat: Well it all happened when we were falling to the swirling Universe Patrick accidentally dropped me and when the machine exploded I flew up into the air and over the other cliff. I managed to wake up in a cave when I saw Patrick running with the formula past the cave. I called him over and he gave me the formula. I told him to change the formula and shoot it at Plankton. He did and that’s the end of the story.

Spongebob: Good to see you Rickpat quick let’s get out of here

Plankton: What am I going to do with all these tainted burgers?

(Scene cuts to the inside of the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs: Thank you Rickpat for saving the Krusty Krab

Patrick: Uhh Mr Krabs I’m Patrick he’s Rick pat (He points to him)

Mr Krabs: Well your welcome to come here any time for a free Krabby Patty

Rickpat: Really?

Mr Krabs: Well not free but 5% off

Spongebob: (Whispering to Rickpat) From Mr Krabs that’s a lot

Rickpat: Well thank you everybody but I’m here while Sandy’s mending my machine

Sandy: (Bursts through the door with the machine) Here you go Rickpat

Rickpat: Why thank you Sandra (He gets inside and presses the button) Bye everyone

Everyone: BYE

Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket) I will have that formula even if I have to kill everyone I love isn’t that right Karen?, Karen I didn’t mean it literally, KAREN!

Season 1 episode 5 (5)- "In The Lives Of Bikini Bottom" (Short)


Spongebob: (He is sitting on the sofa watching TV)

TV Announcer: ….And now a word from our sponsor

Voice over: You!!

Spongebob: Me?!?!

Voice over: Yes you, you must buy the new flash lightning boat mobile the only boat mobile approved by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Interviewer: Hey Barnacle Boy what do you think of the new flash lightning boat mobile

Barnacle Boy: Well to be honest it doesn’t… (The screen freezes)

Voice over: Barnacle Boy was going to say that it is the best boat mobile you will ever buy weren’t you?

Barnacle Boy: Well actually I was going to say…

Voice over: Yes he was going to say yes

(The screen zooms out and shows Mrs Puff watching the TV commercial)

Mrs Puff: Wow that boat sure looks flash I could do with a new boat mobile (She looks outside to her boat mobile which falls apart and explodes) OK I’ll buy it straight a way (She runs outside leaving the TV on and hitting the remote on the floor changing the channel)

TV announcer: You are just moments away from another up coming star Squidward Tentacles

Crowd: (Chanting) SQUIDWARD!, SQUIDWARD!, SQUIDWARD!

Patrick: (Standing by the cash register) Squidward?, Squidward? He must be gone somewhere (He walks past Mr. Krabs office)

Mr Krabs: (In his office reading the newspaper) No way that can’t be right me stocks gone down how will I make me money now I’ll need someone to order 1000 patties

Karen: Plankton why don’t you think of a new plan like I don’t know order 1000 patties then go and get at least one

Plankton: Karen that would never work I have to order 1000 Krabby Patties then go over and get one see how much better that is than your stupid plan

Karen: Oh brother!

Lary: (Reading a newspaper) Oh brother the price of oil’s gone up again (A Frisbee flies past his head)
Nat: Hey Larry throw us the Frisbee!

Lary: OK (He get’s up and throws it but slips on a piece of metal and the Frisbee flies off in a different direction)

(The Frisbee flies over the Treedome, Krusty Krab, Squidward’s house and flies over Spongebob’s house and lands on the ground)

Gary: (He’s looking out the window of the Pineapple with a bored expression on his face) Meow (He looks outside again and sees so many people having fun in the sun so he goes to the front door and manages to open the door and walk outside. He reaches the road when a Fire truck shoots past him)

Firemen: (They stop immediately outside Patrick’s house and jump out) Come on men (They run into his house)

Patrick: At last I thought my pizza would never come

Firemen: Pizza!?!?!

Patrick: Yeah I ordered it on the telephone

Firemen: What number did you dial?

Patrick: 911 the number I always dial for pizza

Firemen: Oh great what a waste of time we were in here when we could have been saving lives. Right then who want’s a Krabby Patty?

All Firemen: I do!

Patrick: Wait what about my Pizza?

(The firemen clamber into the fire truck and speed off and stop outside the Krusty Krab and run inside)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob 14 Krabby Patties on the double Firemen have just arrived

Spongebob: Aye Aye captain Squidward did you hear that I get to make 14 Krabby Patties Squidward, Squidward?!?!

Announcer: Squidward Tentacles will now perform his piece of fine music as part of the upcoming stars (Whispering) Yeah right (Normal voice) So here he is SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!!!

Squidward: Thank you , Thank you. There’s no need to cheer me

Fred: We weren’t

Squidward: Oh well anyway here we go (He plays his clarinet really badly)

Crowd: AW this sucks, Boo!!, Is this some kind of joke?!?!

Squidward: Of course it’s no… I mean yes it is a joke hold on a minute I’ll be back and playing the greatest darn Clarinet solo you’ve ever heard (He walks off stage and goes to a CD player he takes a CD case out of his pocket and opens it. There’s no CD) What?!? Where is it wait a minute PATRICK!!!


Mrs Puff: (She’s in her new boat mobile when she hears Squidward shouting) What an awful din I know I’ll listen to some music (She turns on the radio)

Radio announcer: Thank you for tuning into Evil Radio now we will discuss revenge and the best sort of it…

Mrs Puff: Evil Radio! Who listens to that?

Plankton: (Sitting next to a radio) Ah Evil radio what better thing could I be doing right now

Karen: I don’t know why don’t you try STEALING THE FORMULA the way I told you

Plankton: Wha…

Karen: Phone the Krusty Krab and order 1000 patties

Plankton: What a great Idea I had I’ll get right on it (He picks up the phone and dials a number)

Pearl: (She answers the phone) Hello

Plankton: Oops wrong number (He puts the phone down)

Pearl: (She sits down next to her teddies who are having a tea party) Don’t worry no one else will bother us, Now who wants tea (She picks a teddy up) I bet you do Mr. Stuffy (She gets up but spills tea on her and scolds herself, She jumps making the teddy fly in the air and land in the sink) NO!! Mr. Stuffy?! (She picks up a phone) I’ll call Daddy

Mr Krabs: (Answers a phone call) Yes Pearl, that’s great daddy will be home soon got to go I’m getting another phone call (He pushes a button) 1000 PATTIES coming up what’s your name oh OK second name Ton first name Plank (He walks into the kitchen) Spongebob you need to make 1000 patties

Spongebob: 1000 patties boo-yaw (He starts making them really quickly unaware that one shoots out the window and down the hill)

Gary: (He slithers past the Krabby Patty and starts to eat it) Meow

Sandy: (She walks past Gary) Hey there little buddy what are you doing here we should take you home (She picks Gary up and walks to the Treedome when they arrive she phones Spongebob but he doesn’t answer because he is to busy making the patties) Looks like your daddy’s not there why don’t you stay here for a while maybe you can look at my new invention (She pulls a sheet off of it) I call it the Make-An-Object-Go-From-One-Place-To-Another or the M.A.O.G.F.O.P.T.A. for short

Plankton: (Plankton has a machine that looks like Sandy’s invention he walks past it and to Karen) Karen I wonder when the Krabby Patties will be…

Spongebob: READY!

Mr Krabs: Lad speak whole sentences not just random words

Spongebob: Sorry Mr Krabs I was meant to say that the Krabby Patties are ready and I was wondering if I could have a break

Mr Krabs: If you must (Spongebob runs off just as the phone rings) I was just about to phone you Mr Ton your patties are ready to be collected any time now

Plankton: Yes all I have to do now is sneak in and get one (He walks past his invention)

Sandy: (Sandy’s invention is being crawled up by Gary) What’s wrong little buddy are you hungry? Well I don’t have any snail food but I know why don’t I finish the machine then you can enter and travel right to the Krusty Krab where Spongebob can give you ya food. Then I will see if the machine will work and you will get your food. But in order for the other part of the machine to turn up at the Krusty Krab I’ll just have to do one minor adjustment (She walks off leaving Gary on his own he soon gets bored and walks out of the Treedome)

Plankton: (He walks into the back entrance of the Krusty Krab and sees the Krabby patties) Yes Yes (He walks over to one) Finally I will have a Krabby Patty

Patrick: (He walks past the Krabby Patty Gary ate) Umm a Krabby Patty (He bends down when a Frisbee hits him)

Larry: Hey Patrick pass the Frisbee (Patrick picks it up then throws it at Larry it goes over his head and lands next to Gary who goes over it and covers it with slim)

Squidward: Stupid Patrick why did he take that tape now I’ll never be a sta…. (He slips up on the slimy Frisbee and slips in front of Mrs Puff’s boat mobile)

Mrs Puff and Squidward: AHHHH!!! (She dodges him but Squidward lands in the boat and it goes off course the boat smashes into the Krusty Krab and it rolls into Sandy’s machine that had just appeared and went through the kitchen and the machine lands on all the patties making them all teleport to Sandy’s Treedome)

Plankton: What the?

Spongebob: Plankton you fail once again you will never get a Krabby Patty

Plankton: Oh really (He picks one that wasn’t transported) Bye (He runs out the kitchen then out the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: No he’s getting away (While he’s saying it the faucets start to shake and Pearls Teddy bear’s head shoots out of the Krusty Krab and hit Plankton and the Krabby Patty rolls away) Well Plankton’s foiled again I guess everything turned out fine for everyone…

(The episode ends with a montage of the characters feeling sad: Spongebob is the only one happy, Patrick has no pizza, Squidward performance was bad, Sandy’s cleaning her house because it was full of Patties, Mr Krabs didn’t get any money for the 1000 patties, Gary because he is still left at home, Mrs Puff boat is destroyed, Pearls teddy is broke, Larry's Frisbee is covered with slim and Plankton didn’t get the formula)

Season 1 episode 6 (6)- "Whoops, Wrong Millennium"


Spongebob: Whoo yeah Glove World has got to be the best place to be

Patrick: I know and if were one of the first 500 people to enter we get free Candy floss (They walk to the line and see that there’s thousands of people in the line)

Spongebob: Something tells me were not going to be in that 500

Patrick: Who’s telling you that?

Spongebob: A voice in my head (He walks one step forward in the line)

Patrick: (Looking at Spongebob’s head) I’m watching you

Time card: 12 seconds later…

Patrick: I’m sooo bored

Spongebob: Yeah me t… Hey wait a minute stay right here Patrick (He runs off to Sandy’s house he gets there he walks to the door) Sandy it’s me I need to borrow your time machine Spongebob, Sandy? She must be out I’ll just wait here (He waits for along time until he hears a voice)

Plankton: (He’s at the side of the Chum Bucket and he throws a big piece of metal into a trash can) Stupid machine it never works (He walks inside)

Time Machine: (Loud) TIME MACHINE ACTIVATED

Spongebob: (He hears it and he runs over to it and looks around and when he knows no one is look he picks it up and runs away with it) Were be in the front of the line in no time

(Scene cuts to Squidwards house)

Squidward: Ahh now for the daily Clarinet practise (He puts the Clarinet to his lips and tries to blow but no sound comes out) What there’s no reed where could it have gone

(Flashback)

Squidward: (Throwing stuff from his house at Spongebob) JUST GO AWAY (He throws the reed at Spongebob and it gets stuck in his head)

Spongebob: Gee thanks Squidward (He walks away with the reed still stuck in his head)

(End of Flashback)

Squidward: Why does Spongebob have to ruin everything I do, I’ll have to go over to his house now and get it (He walks over to Spongebob’s house and knocks on the door) Spongebob, Spongebob open this door he must be out somewhere but where?

(Flashback)

Spongebob: Do you want to come to glove world Squidward?
Squidward: NOOO!! (He slams the door)

(End of Flashback)

Squidward: Ahh that’s right he must be at Glove World (He runs in that direction)

Patrick: (Still waiting in the line) Where could Spongebob be?

Spongebob: Don’t worry Patrick I’m almost there (He drops the machine in the middle of the line in front of Patrick

Patrick: So what do we do?

Spongebob: You stand in the machine silly (They both get in) Right now we just set the machine to how far in the future we want to go, I’d say about 10 minutes (He sets the dial to 10)

Squidward: Spongebob where are you, you little idiot I need my reed

Spongebob: Hey it’s Squidward and he sounds angry Patrick you should give him the reed I gave you

Patrick: That won’t be possible

Spongebob: Why not?

Patrick: Umm I ate it

Spongebob: I’m sure if we just go out there and apolo…

Squidward: Spongebob, Patrick come out here so I can STRANGLE YOU

Patrick: Come on machine work (He hit’s a button)

Machine: 17 MINUTES UNTIL YOUR ACTION WILL BE RECORDED

Patrick: What’s the point in that it will take longer to start the machine than to use it (He twist’s the dial fast)

Machine: (Fast) 16 minutes remaining, 15 minutes remaining, 14 minutes remaining….

Squidward: (Bursts into the machine) THERE YOU ARE!!!

Spongebob and Patrick: AHHHH!!!

Squidward: Where is my reed?

Patrick: Umm well the funny thing is….

Machine: 1 minute remaining, Your request to go 10,000 years into the future has been registered

Squidward: What did it just say?

Spongebob: 10,000 years that can’t be good

Squidward: NOOOO, NOOOO (He runs to the door and pulls it open) So longs suckers (The machine lifts up and flies into the air) Yes there gone for ever (There is string tied around his foot and he lifts up into the air with the machine, He follows it and the machine stops in mid air and Squidward flies past the machine and into the door of the machine)

Spongebob: Squidward, glad you could join us

Squidward: I hate you

(The machine smashes to the ground and the three get threw around the machine. Squidward hit’s into a button entitled “Back” and it breaks. Spongebob hit’s a button and the door opens Squidward falls out of the machine and off a cliff of rocks)

Spongebob: SQUIDWARD!!!

(Squidward is lifted up by a hover car, which opens it’s windshield and Squidward stumbles back into the machine)

Patrick: (He picks up a shiny laser gun) Hey prepare to get soaked with my water gun (He shoots it at Spongebob but he dodges it and he blows up the massive boulders on the cliff. They crumble away and fall down) Ooops

Squidward: Come on (He pulls them both into the machine and press and button the door slams shut and Squidward presses the 10,000 years into the past)

Machine: Your request to go 100,0000 years into the future has been registered

Squidward: WHAT?!!?

Spongebob: Uh Oh (The machine disappears just as the boulders fall onto the ground where the machine once was)

Patrick: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Spongebob: Well it says on this screen that the years is 112,0010 who wants to go see what’s it’s like out there and see if there’s a time machine that will go backwards

Squidward: Well I’m certainly not

Spongebob: Neither am I

(The both look at Patrick)

Patrick: I’m goin’, I’m goin’ (He opens the door of the machine and walks out) AHHH!! This is horrible!

Spongebob: Patrick what’s wrong?

Patrick: I’ve just dropped my mustard

Squidward: Oh the tragedy

Patrick: Tell me about it

Spongebob: Patrick, what do you see

Patrick: Lot’s of metal machine’s they look like the one your standing in

Spongebob: Really that’s great we could just get one see if it goes back in time

(Scene cuts to them in a shop talking to a robot)

Spongebob: So do any of these machines go backwards in time?

Robot Salesman: Yes all of them do, except that one (He points at a machine)

Spongebob: Thanks for your help (They all walk over to a machine and Patrick sets the machine to 112,0010 into the past)

Robot Salesman: Did I say that machine was goes back in time I meant it doesn’t

Squidward: What?

Patrick: (He pulls the lever) What did he say

Machine: Your request to go 1121212,00010 into the future has been registered

Squidward: Oh great what year are we in now?

Spongebob: 1121212,1120010

Squidward: Why did I have to come and look for you? (He starts to cry)

Patrick: It’s not that bad Squidward, maybe in this year there have a machine that will let us go back in time

(The machine stops and Spongebob opens the door, he walks out)

Squidward: Well do they have a time machine or don’t they?

Spongebob: Wait a minute, Hey excuse me has a backwards time machine been invented yet? (There’s a massive roar and sparks of metal fly into the machine) AHHH HELP ME!!

(Squidward and Patrick run out of the machine to see Spongebob being beaten up by a massive robot)

Patrick: I’ll save you buddy (He looks around and can’t find anything he runs to the machine and throws it at the robot it gets stuck in the machine and he goes forward in time)

Spongebob: Thanks for saving me buddy

Squidward: Well done kelp-for-brains now we don’t have a time machine so we can’t go backwards or forwards in time)

Patrick: Well we could be stuck in a worse place (The camera pans around to reveal a tyre burning, smoke ridden, robot infested wasteland)

Squidward: You think

Spongebob: So what do we do now?

Patrick: We need someone like Sandy to build a new Time machine

Spongebob: Wait a minute pat Sandy gave me this fix-one-thing-and-turn-it-into-another-thing-by-speacking-into-the-bottom-of-the-gun
Squidward: Wow that was lucky

(Spongebob shoots the gun at a robot lying on the floor it transforms into a time machine)

Patrick: WHOO HOO!! (They all run into the machine)

Squidward: Finally I can go home away from you idiots

Patrick: (Whispering to Spongebob) I think he’s talking to you

Spongebob: Well anyway (He pulls a lever)

Machine: And where would you like to go?

Spongebob: 1121212,1120010 years in…

Patrick: I would like to see what the future looks like because I’ve never been, FUTURE we’d like to go into the future

Squidward: What no we want to go to the past

Machine: OK In a few minutes you will go to the year 2242424,2240020

Spongebob and Squidward: WHAT!?!?

Patrick: Hooray

Squidward: Patrick you idiot now we’ll never get home (The machine lifts up and disappears)

(The three are being thrown around in the machine until it stop)

Spongebob: Who wants to go out first?

Squidward: I’m not I don’t know what kind of hideous beasts will be waiting to maul me now, Spongebob you go

Spongebob: (Nervous) Umm ok (He walks slowly out of the machine)

Squidward: What’s out there?

Spongebob: Nothing

Squidward: What do you mean nothing?

Spongebob: There’s nothing here, What year is it Squidward?

Squidward: 2242424,2240020 Aka…

Patrick: Aka what

Squidward: THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!! (The camera zooms out to show a desert area with nothing around)

Spongebob: How long do we have until the universe ends?

Squidward: Excactly 3 minutes

Patrick: Well we should enjoy it while we can

Spongebob: Good idea buddy (They all walk into the machine)

Patrick: Well what can we do?

Spongebob: How about we tell each other secrets?

Squidward: Oww great my last minutes on earth and I have to talk to these idiots

Spongebob: So Squidward do you have any secrets Squidward

Squidward: Well there is one secret I’ve been keeping from you…

Spongebob and Patrick: What is it?

Squidward: I HATE BOTH OF YOU!!

Spongebob: Oh Squidward you kidder

Squidward: How long do we have left until earth and sea explodes forever

Patrick: 10 seconds

Spongebob: Well I guess this is goodbye, See you friends

(A time machine appears next to them with Plankton inside)

Plankton: What the hell are those idiots doing here? (A metal object hits him on the head and he becomes unconscious

Spongebob: Quick we may still have a chance to go back in time with that machine (The quickly run into it and set it to go 2242424,2240020 and 2 hours into the past)

Machine: Your transaction will be recorded in 3 seconds (There’s a massive explosion and the machine flies into the air then disappears)

(They smash to the floor in the Chum Bucket)

Squidward: Hooray were back (There’s a flame in the machine and it explodes causing the three to die only Plankton is lying on the floor unconscious)

Plankton: What where am I? I guess this machine didn’t work

(Scene cuts to Glove World)

Patrick: I’m sooo bored

Spongebob: Yeah me t… Hey wait a minute stay right here Patrick (He runs off to Sandy’s house he gets there he walks to the door) Sandy it’s me I need to borrow your time machine Spongebob, Sandy? She must be out I’ll just wait here (He waits for ages)

Plankton: (He’s at the side of the Chum Bucket and he throws a big piece of metal into a trash can) Stupid machine it never works

Time Machine: (Loud) TIME MACHINE ACTIVATED

Spongebob: (He hears it and runs to it) Hey a time ma… (He sees a Giant Robot behind the Krusty Krab) Hey a Giant Robot (He runs towards it) Wow this is much better than a time machine

Patrick: (Still waiting in the line he sees Spongebob on top of the robot)

Spongebob: Well Patrick I didn’t get a time machine but I found the next best thing

Patrick: Wow what are we waiting for lets go and have fun

Spongebob: Just one minute I just need to go and see someone

(Scene cuts to Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward in Jellyfish Fields on the top of the robot)

Squidward: This is much better than playing my Clarinet I almost forgot that you lost my reed

Spongebob: Glad you’re enjoying Squidward

Squidward: You know Spongebob your not that bad a guy

Spongebob: Really Squidward you like me

Squidward: No I just think your not that bad a guy

Spongebob: Ohh anyway what could we do with this giant mechanical, laser shooting robot

Squidward: Well we could go and “Visit” Squilliam

Spongebob: Ok buddy let’s go (They ride off into the sunset)

Season 1 episode 7 (7)- "Nightmare on Conch Street"


Plankton: (He’s pacing around the Chum Bucket) Ahh I know, no that won’t work, how about no that wouldn’t work either (He sits down on a chair in front of his TV) Maybe it will help me concentrate if I watch a bit of TV(He turns it on the programme is Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) I hate this programme what kind of stupid, small minded, idiot watches this show anyway

Squidward: (There’s a lot of noise coming from Spongebob’s house) SPONGEBOB STOP BEING A SMALL MINDED, STUPID IDIOT AND TURN THE TV DOWN

Spongebob: Sorry Squidward but were watching Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Squidward: Well that makes it all right then

Spongebob: Thanks Squidward I knew you’d understand

Squidward: I was being (Spongebob shuts the window) sarcastic, Eww I hate my life

Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket he’s looking for the remote) Karen where did you hide the remote

Karen: (Off screen) Why do you automatically think I hid the remote from you

Plankton: Well do you have it or not?

Karen: Yes but “All My Circuits” is on at 10

Plankton: Yeah, yeah whatever (She throws the remote at him) Finally I can change the channel

Mermaid Man: Well done Barnacle Boy your quick thinking let us escape with our lives

Announcer: What a great episode wasn’t it kids

Plankton: No, Why doesn’t this stupid thing work (He smashes the remote)

Announcer: But Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy doesn’t have to end yet why don’t you go down and visit all the inventions used in the TV show including the Dream machine as seen it episode 13645 so don’t forget to ask your parent to give you lots and lots of money to spend on overpriced merchandise I mean under priced

Plankton: I think I’ve know what I’m going to do tomorrow

Title card: The Next Day…

Plankton: Karen I’m just going out

Karen: Ok

(He walks out of the Chum Bucket and to the convention)

Plankton: (He’s about to walk in when he hears Spongebob) Oh great just what I need

Spongebob: (He walks up to Plankton and Patrick follows) Oh hey Plankton I didn’t know you were a fan of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Plankton: Umm yeah sure it’s a great show I’ve seen all of the shows

Patrick: What’s your favorite episode?

Plankton: Umm the one where umm that thing happened in that umm place

Spongebob: The alleged episode 224?

Plankton: Yeah that one

Spongebob: Cool (Spongebob and Patrick walk in)

Plankton: Pheww (He walks in) Now where’s that machine it’s got to be around here some…. (He hears Spongebob laugh, he looks around and sees Spongebob and Patrick standing next to the machine) There (He rushes over to it) How am I going to get those two idiots away from the machine (He gets a small green bomb out of his pocket and throws it on the floor, there’s a massive explosion) Oops wrong one (The machine explodes and the satellite from the machine gets stuck in Spongebob’s head)

Spongebob: Oww Plankton why did you use that bomb?

Plankton: Don’t you remember In episode 28 they used a bomb to that thing

Spongebob: Oh yeah good job

Plankton: Now for the real bomb(He throws another bomb on the floor and smoke fills the room, The smoke rises and the machine’s gone, Plankton is outside the convention pulling the machine behind him) Finally I will get the formula IN MY DREAMS that will COME TO LIVE why am I TALKING LIKE THIS? (He arrives at the Chum Bucket) Right now to test it (He puts the helmet on)

Machine: ERROR, ERROR

Plankton: That blasted Spongebob ruined my machine (He picks up a screw) Bah it won’t take too long to rebuild it

Time Card: A Long Time Later…

Plankton: At last now I can try it out (He switches the machine to the “ON” position)

(Scene cuts to Spongebob in bed asleep)

Spongebob: (Snoring) (The satellite which was stuck in his head sparks and turns on)

Plankton: Right I’ll just put the mask on (He puts the mask on) Now I’ll just have to go to sleep and what ever I dream about will come to life tomorrow morning (He falls asleep on the table with the mask on)

Time Card: The Next Morning….

Plankton: (He wakes up) Morning already? Right now to see if this machine displayed my dream of owning the secret formula (He pushes open the doors of the Chum Bucket to reveal a white cloudy Bikini Bottom where Unicorns and fairies are everywhere) I have a feeling I didn’t dream about this and if I did I really should see a therapist (He walks out) It just doesn’t make sense I used the helmet but it didn’t display my dream (He walks to the machine) It must not work (He sees a red light flashing on the display board) That’s where the distractions coming from

Spongebob: (He running around with Patrick he still has the satellite stuck In his head and it is flashing) I can’t believe it Patrick I was dreaming about this last night

Plankton: But I wonder who has it (He clicks on the red light and an image of Spongebob shows up) SPONGEBOB? He’s the one with the satellite? (Has an idea) So if Spongebob has the stronger signal than I do then I need to control his brain and the only way to do that is for him to sleep forever (He pulls out a gun) Sleep forever with my nighty night ray (He runs out of the Chum Bucket)

Spongebob: (Yawns) Well I’m pretty tired Patrick I better get some rest (He goes into his house and gets into bed and falls asleep)

Plankton: (He sneaks up to Spongebob’s window and aims the gun at him) Night night Spongebob nighty night forever (He puts his finger on the trigger and Spongebob wakes up) (He whispers to himself) Go back to sleep you little idiot the gun doesn’t work if your awake and I shoot you

Spongebob: (Scared) Who’s there?

Plankton: No one

Spongebob: Are you sure?

Plankton: Yes

Spongebob: Well I shouldn’t go to sleep now I’ll have nightmare er ers (He yawns then falls asleep)

Plankton: At last (He aims the gun)

(The ground moves and opens up)

Plankton: Oh no he’s having a nightmare the machine must have turned on (He stumbles a bit but manages to stand up again and aim the gun) I need to control his brain before all of Bikini Bottom is destroyed (He runs into Spongebob’s house to stay safe from the nightmare he hears thunder so he runs up stairs and into Spongebob’s bedroom, He enters the room but it is completely dark, Plankton can’t see anything but he aims the gun randomly hoping to hit Spongebob) Here I go (He is about to shoot when the thunder stops ) Wha?… (The light turns on and Spongebob is standing in front of Plankton looking at him strangely)

Spongebob: Plankton what are you doing and why do you have that gun

Plankton: Oh nothing except this (He pulls the gun out from behind his back)

Spongebob: AHHHH!!! (He runs out of the bedroom and down the stairs) Must call the Police (He reaches the phone) Hurry up Spongy (He tries pressing the “9” button) Stupid nine it never works I need to call Patrick (He presses a button)

Patrick: (He’s watching TV when his phone rings) Hello (We hear Spongebob on the phone)

Spongebob: Patrick you got to help me please call the poli..(A gun goes off)

Patrick: (Confused) Who was that? (He puts the phone down and continues watching TV)

Spongebob: (Scene cuts to Spongebob’s house Spongebob is holding the phone but there’s a big gun sized hole in the wall) What do you want from me?

Plankton: I want you to sleep forever

Spongebob: Please tell me more

Plankton: OK well I want you to die so I can control your bra… (While he’s talking Spongebob runs out of the house but Plankton doesn’t notice and he carries on talking) So then when I’ve done that I will be in your …(He notices Spongebob’s gone) Hey you little.. (He runs out the house and chases after Spongebob)

Spongebob: (He runs to the Krusty Krab but it’s locked so he has no where to hide so he runs to the Chum Bucket and runs inside, He hears Plankton enter so he runs to the back door but it’s locked so he hides behind one of Plankton’s inventions)

Plankton: Come on Spongebob it won’t hurt (He shoots and invention) Drats where is he? (He shoots lots more inventions before coming to the last one where Spongebob is hiding behind) I know your there so come out (He shoots the invention and it blows up leaving Spongebob crouched down behind nothing)

Spongebob: Please don’t shoot

Plankton: Nighty night Spongebob (He shoots Spongebob)

Spongebob: NOOOOOO!!!! (He gets shot then falls to the ground)

Plankton: This is working better than expected now I just have to tweak the satellite lodged into his brain

Time card: 23 satellite tweaking minutes later…

Plankton: Finally I’ve finished now I just have to fall asleep and my inve…. (He falls asleep)

(The sun goes down then up)

Plankton: I’ve got a feeling today’s going to be great (He walks outside and straight into the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: Good morning Mr Plankton

Plankton: Good morning to you Squidward (He walks into the office and towards the Krusty Krab formula) Hello beautiful mind if I read you (He stares and the formula) I didn’t think so (He opens the bottle) and the secret ingredient is… Spongebob what SPONGEBOB!?!?

Squidward: Did you kill Spongebob?

Plankton: What did you just say?

Squidward: I said did you kill the spider gah anyone would think you committed a murder on Spongebob

Plankton: What did you say?

Squidward: I said Spongebob that you Spongebob on Spongebob then Spongebob, Spongebob you said Spongebob, Spongebob?

Plankton: I didn’t Spongebob I must have been dreaming about killing Spongebob now I’m going insane insane in the Sponge brain SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB AH!!! (He runs outside) I’ve Spongbob get outta Spongebob here (He runs to the Chum Bucket and smashes up the dream machine) WHOOO SPONGEOOO (Plankton wakes up startled) What a weird dream wait a minute then if I had a dream then I must of really (He looks behind him and sees Spongebob’s carcass on the floor) AH!!! Why did I do this I like Spongebob I would never harm him I really do (Plankton wakes up wearing the mask sleeping next to the dream machine) So that was all a dream as well so all that stuff I did never happened what a relief (He yawns) I am really tired I should get some rest (He falls asleep with the mask on

Time card: 22 dream filled minutes later….

Mr Krabs: …And stay out ya bug (He throws Plankton into the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: I’m back baby

Patrick: (He wakes up) What a weird dream

Season 1 episode 8 (8 )- "Who Shot Sheldon J. Plankton?" (Part 1)


Plankton: (He’s walking towards the Bargain’ Mart at night) I can’t believe I have to get Karen wants me to get her shopping at this time of night (He’s about to walk inside when a massive black pipe smashes into the ground just behind him) What the? (It starts sucking oil up from the ground) Wait I have an idea (He runs back to the Chum Bucket he comes back with lots of small pipes and start attaching them to the oil pipe, He carries on all night until all the small pipes are connecting from the Big pipe to the Chum Bucket) That should do it (The oil goes along the small pipes and begin filling the big containers in the Chum Bucket) WHOOO HOO!!!

Squidward: (He’s in the Krusty Krab looking really bored) I’m so bored and cold (He looks at the furnace and realises that it needs more oil to power it) Mr Krabs (He walks into Mr Krab’s office) The furnace has died out we need more oil

Mr Krabs: Right Squidward go and get some then

Squidward: Can’t you get Spongebob to do it?

Mr Krabs: NO!!

Squidward: (He walks out the office but he steps on a remote which turns the Krusty Krab TV on) Since when did we have a TV?

Perch Perkins: ….And unfortunately the mayonnaise was never seen again, In lighter news Sheldon J Plankton has stolen all the oil that powers most of Bikini Bottom

Squidward: Huh? He’s done what? We might have some spare in the kitchen (He walks into the Kitchen but slips on slime) SPONGEBOB GET YOUR STUPID SNAIL OUTTA HERE!

Spongebob: Sorry Squidward no can do it’s bring your pet to work day

Squidward: What again?

Spongebob: Don’t be silly Squidward it only happens once every year and I’m determine to keep Gary here all day today unlike last year

Squidward: I don’t blame him for trying to escape anyway that’s besides the point is there any oil left in the back up canister

Spongebob: (He walks over to it and picks it up) It’s empty

Squidward: Oh great (He walks out of the kitchen leaving the door open and Gary slithers out the door of the kitchen then out of the Krusty Krab)

Gary: Meow (He slithers over the road and into the Chum Bucket) Meow? (He goes up to the canister containing some oil and he accidentaly hits it over it covers him with oil and he slides out of the Chum Bucket leaving a trail of oil on his way out)

Squidward: (He walks up to his locker and opens it) At least I have you my sweet (He opens the case containing the Clarinet just as his clock beeps) Lunchtime (He runs outside carrying the Clarinet but he drops it in the oil) NOOOO! (He picks it up but it doesn’t work) Plankton did this (He steps again but slips on the oil and the Clarinet flies in the air and over lots of buildings) MY CLARINET! Now I won‘t be able to compete at the Clarinet finals tonight (It smashes into the roof of the Clarinet Concert hall and lands next to another Clarinet)

Producer: Sorry Mermaid Man but we can’t play your show anymore Plankton now controls all of the TV shows and he doesn’t want to show your show
Mermaid Man: That Plankton has met his match Barnacle Boy fetch me my ray gun

Barnacle Boy: But why?

Mermaid Man: I have a feeling I may need it soon

(Scene cuts to Boating School Mrs Puff is watching TV in her Classroom)

News Reporter: As a recap for our news today Sheldon J Plankton has stolen all the oil in Bikini Bottom

Mrs Puff: That’s terrible how am I meant to teach my classes if I don’t have any oil to power the boats? I need to get that oil but how?

Spongebob: (He’s in the Kitchen making a patty when he looks around to look for Gary) Gary you there buddy (He walks into the main part of the Krusty Krab) Gary? (He looks under a table but he’s not there he finds a gun) This must be Patrick’s I better tell him it’s here (He runs outside but drops the gun and it shoot a bullet towards the Chum Bucket and it hits through the doors and punctures the canister making the oil flood outside and towards the Krusty Krab) AHHHH! (He runs inside the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: What are you screaming about?

Spongebob: LOOK! (He points out at the massive tidal wave of oil heading towards the Krusty Krab) AHHH! (The oil smashes through the Krusty Krab destroying it)

Mr Krabs: (He emerges from the parts of the Krusty Krab covered in oil) Me Krusty Krab what happened no wait don’t tell me it was Plankton he’s going to pay for this

Spongebob: Is everyone ok?

Squidward: I don’t know ask your snail

Spongebob: Gary? (Gary crawls out of the rubble covered with oil) Gary (He runs to him and picks him up and starts cleaning the oil off of him) We’ll have you cleaned up in no time (He can’t clean him so he puts him down but the oil breaks his shell) No buddy are you ok?

Gary: Meow

Spongebob: I won’t let Plankton get away with this

(Behind them the oil start to spill down the hill and towards the beach)

Larry: Ahh there’s nothing like guarding lives on the beach

Scooter: DUDE HELP!!

Larry: Scooter? (He gets his telescope out and looks out to sea he sees Scooter struggling in the sea the sea is black) DON’T WORRY BUDDY I’LL SAVE YOU (He runs towards the sea and rescues Scooter)

Scooter: Thanks dude what’s wrong with the sea

Larry: I don’t know? (He walks towards it and puts his claw in the sea) It’s oil

Scooter: Dude it was Plankton he filled the sea with oil dude

Larry: Sorry Scooter but until this is cleaned up you can’t surf
Scooter: But

Larry: No buts sorry (He walks away)

Scooter: (He looks really angry)

(Scene cuts to Spongebob inside Sandy’s Treedome)

Spongebob: So can you fix Gary’s shell?

Sandy: I’d love to help your critter but I’m working on this (She starts hammering the machine)

Spongebob: What is it? Is it a special ray gun or something

Sandy: No it’s just a normal gun I need it for later tonight

Spongebob: Umm ok

(Scene cuts to the Clarinet hall)

Announcer: Now here performing a classic SQUILLIAM FANCYSON

Squilliam: Right it’s your time to shine Squallier (He walks up to the two Clarinet and picks up Squidward’s faulty one)

Crowd: SQUILLIAM, SQUILLIAM, SQUILLIAM

(He starts playing but it’s really bad because it’s covered with oil)

Crowd: BOOO!!

Squilliam: Wait this is covered with oil

Crowd: GET HIM!!

Squilliam: What? (They start chasing him) AHHHH!!!

(Pearl is in her bedroom on her phone)

Pearl: Yeah my parties going to be great Isn’t it Daddy?

Mr Krabs: What?

Pearl: You’ve planned me the biggest party EVER

Mr Krabs: Sorry Pearl but the Krusty Krabs gone out of business because of Plankton so I don’t have any money to spend on yer party

Pearl: But Daddy

Mr Krabs: Sorry but that’s what it’s going to be like until the Krusty Krab is fixed

(Scene cuts to the Hospital)

Gil Gilliam: This just isn’t fair

Nurse: What is it Doctor?

Gil Gilliam: Without any oil we can’t power any of the machines to save peoples lives it’s all the Plankton’s fault

Larry: (At the beach) I can’t belief I have to clean up this whole beach it’s all Plankton’s fault (His phone rings and he answers) Hello, You want me to kill who? Ok

Plankton: Ahh Karen isn’t beautiful

Karen: You’ve ruined hundreds of people’s lives what’s beautiful about that?

Plankton: Don’t make me turn your use your off switch

Karen: You wouldn’t dare

Plankton: Ohh wouldn’t I? (He walks around the back of her and presses a switch)

Karen: KILL MODE ACTIVATED!

Plankton: Whoops (He tries pressing the off button but Karen has seen him and starts hitting him) Karen stop it (He pulls her plug and she turns off) Nothing can stop me now (He hears footsteps in his lab) What? Who’s there (He walks into the lab and sees a shadow run outside)

Mrs Puff: Now that I have some oil there’s no way I can’t keep my job (She spills some on the floor) NOOO!!!! Well I still have some left

(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab everyone is inside talking amongst themselves)

Mr Krabs: QUIET DOWN now you all know why were here

Everyone: PLANKTON!!

Squidward: We need to do something about him

Spongebob: Has anyone seen Sandy?

Squidward: Just shut up Spongebob (Patrick’s gone shoots)

Patrick: Oops Sorry I think I need to leave I can‘t control these (He walks out carrying the guns)

Mrs Puff: He stole the oil now I only have small amount of left in my boat

Squilliam: He made me loose the Clarinet finals

Pearl: I can’t have a party because of him

Gil Gilliam: He made hundred of people die in my surgery

Spongebob: He destroyed my Gary’s snail and my place of work

Squidward: He destroyed my Clarinet

Larry: He destroyed the beach which I now have to clean up

Mermaid Man: He cost me my job

Barnacle Boy: I’m with the old Coot

Perch Perkins: He cost me my job

Scooter: Dude (He shakes his head)

(The lights go off in the Krusty Krab and everyone has to leave)

Spongebob: Sandy, Sandy, SANDY where are you, you missed the meeting (He hears a noise in the alleyway) Sandy is that you? (He hides behind a trashcan and gets a gun out of his pocket) I’ll save you Sandy

Mrs Puff: Now what should I do? Maybe a nice relaxing drive will sooth my anger (She gets into her car and drives down the road, She drives through an alleyway) Wait this isn’t the way (She keeps driving when she narrowly misses a trashcan she swerves out the way and a gun falls out the back seat of her boat

Spongebob: (He’s still behind the trashcan when he hears Mrs Puff’s boat) The kidnapper must be keeping Sandy in the trunk of the boat (He aims the gun from behind the trashcan) Wait a minute where’s Gary?

Gary: (He walks outside of the Krusty Krab and sees a gun on the floor he slithers over to it and picks it up with his teeth) Meow (He slithers off into the town and past Larry)

Larry: (He’s talking to a person who is in the shadow) So all I do is kill him and that’s it

Stranger: Yes now take this (The stranger hands Larry a gun)

Squilliam: (He is being chased by a mob)

Mob: Burn him, Burn him

Squilliam: Leave me alone I know my Clarinet performance was bad but is there any need to….

Mob: KILL HIM! (He runs into an alley)

Squilliam: At last I’m safe (He spots a gun on the floor and picks it up) This could come in handy

Sandy: (She is pushing a gun out of the Treedome) Ohh Shoot I missed the meeting oh well she is pushing her gun out of the Treedome)

Squidward: (He is in a music shop) What do you mean you don’t sell Clarinet’s this is a music shop

Clerk: It is but we don’t sell Clarinet’s but we do sell guns

Squidward: I don’t what a gun (He thinks about it) Or do I? Yeah I’ll take one gun please (The clerk hands him a gun)
Scooter: (He’s sitting on the edge of the beach staring out to sea) Dude this isn’t fair I want revenge (He takes a gun off the back of his surfboard)

Patrick: (He’s carrying the two guns which are still shooting) How do you turn these stupid things off? (He looks down on the floor and picks up a loudener and attaches it to the end of the gun and the gun stops shooting) Yay it works

Gill Gilliam: (He’s on the phone) Yeah Plankton I need you to come and have a check up ASAP (He puts the phone down) A deathly check up (He holds up a needle)

Karen: Plankton where are you honey bunch I just want to (Patrick walks past her and the gun shoots hitting the switch on Karen to “Death Mode”) KILL YOU MUST KILL PLANKTON (She gets a ray gun out of her compartment)

Perch Perkins: (He is being followed by a camera crew) Just leave me alone (They leave) Now I can do what I’ve wanted to do for a long time KILL PLANKTON!

Pearl: I hate Plankton (She bursts into the Chum Bucket) Where are you, you little green twit (She walks up to a huge gun) Hmm what’s this (She types in “PLANKTON” into the gun and the target locks on Plankton) Ha Ha Ha Ha

Mermaid Man: It’s just not fair Barnacle Boy that giant three eyed monster cost us our jobs

Barnacle Boy: I’m not sure he’s a giant thre…

Mermaid Man: Someone should teach him a lesson (He goes into his bedroom but before getting into bed he takes a gun out of his bed and aims it out of his window)

Mr Krabs: (He’s on the phone) Hello yeah it’s me Eugene I was just wondering if I could meet you in the alley I’ve got something to show you)

(All the characters load there guns and a gun is sounded everyone runs to the scene of the crime and Plankton emerges from the alleyway bleeding he collapses on the sidewalk on a big letter “S”)

Spongebob: What happened?

Squidward: Plankton’s shot

Sandy: Who could of done a thing like that? (All the characters look at each other nervously)

Mermaid Man: We will never know unless YOU know (He points at the screen which then reveals he is pointing to no one)

Barnacle Boy: There’s no one there

Mermaid Man: Isn’t there? oh I guess it remains a mystery

TO BE CONTINUED…

Great episode! Doesn't quite measure up to WSMB, but it was still awesome.

Anyway, I'm going to guess... suicide.

Thanks Wumbo (BTW Plankton falls on the letter "s" that might be a clue)

I'll keep a list of what people have guessed and whoever gets it right wins

Suicide- Wumbo

Season 1 episode 9 (9)- "Who Shot Sheldon J. Plankton?" (Part 2)


Spongebob: (He’s asleep in bed and moving around) No stop I didn’t (He wakes up) What a horrible nightmare (He gets out of bed hitting a remote of the bed hitting the ground and turning the TV on) Huh

News Reporter: Last night Sheldon J. Plankton was brutally shot he was taken to Hospital and was found to be dead

Spongebob: (Shocked) WHAT!!

News Reporter: Did I say dead? I meant he’s fine but he need to spent a few days in Hospital to recover

Spongebob: (There’s a knock at the door and Spongbob runs and opens the door) Hello

Police Officer: Spongebob Squarpants your coming with us (They cuff him and put him in the back of the Police car they arrive at the Police office and they take Spongebob inside) Right you stand here (He puts him next to Squidward)

(All the suspects are lined up)

Plankton: (He walks into the room behind the glass) Let’s hurry up I wasn’t to get back to my bed

Police Officer: Sorry to keep you all we need you to do is point out the person that shot you

Plankton: (He looks through the glass) THE PERSON WHO SHOT ME WAS… (The lights turn off then back on Plankton is on the floor knocked out)

Police Officer: What the? Why do bad things all ways happen to Evil Geniuses? One of the suspects must of turned the lights off then knocked him out

Police Officer #2: Who ever turned the lights off must have been the person who shot him!

Police Officer: Well we can’t do anything until we have clues (He opens the door and tells all the suspects they can leave)

Mrs Puff: At last

Pearl: Finally

(They all leave)

Spongebob: What do you all say to a nice Krabby Patty?

All except Squidward: (Cheer)

Spongebob: You coming Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: Not yet lad I have to do something

Police Officer: Wait a minute there must be finger prints on the light switch (He walks over to it and studies it) These finger prints belong to.. (There is a camera watching them it sends the video to the news channel)

News Reporter: (Listening through his ear piece) We’ve just had news that the person who shot Plankton was….SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

Squidward: (He’s playing his Clarinet inside his house when he hears a noise outside) Who could that be? (He looks outside his window and sees a mob of the suspects heading towards his house) What could those idiots be doing now? Oh well (He starts playing his clarinet again but his reed shoots out and hit’s the button which turns the TV on)

News Reporter: You heard it here first Squidward Tentacles shot Plankton

Squidward: Uh oh (He looks out the window and sees the mob at his front door) AHHH (He runs down stairs and through the back door)

Mermaid Man: (He spots Squidward behind his house) There he is GET HIM

Squidward: AHHH (He runs away but the mob chase him) I’ve got to hide somewhere (He runs into the hospital and into a room he is kicked out so he runs to a different room but it is locked, the mob is walking into the Hospital) OPEN UP! (He smashes through the door and sees Mr Krabs with a gun up to Plankton’s head) MR KRABS?

Mr Krabs: That’ll keep ye quiet Plankton SQUIDWARD (The mob walk in and see Mr Krabs and his gun)

Police Officer: Eugene Harold Krabs your arrested for attempted murderer (They cuff him)

Plankton: What are you doing?

Police Officer: Arresting him for shooting you

Plankton: What? Krabs didn’t shoot me it was the Squid

Police Officer: Squidward Quincy Ten….

Plankton: No

Police Officer: WHAT NOW

Plankton: Not that Squid THAT Squid (He points at Squilliam)

Everyone: SQUILLIAM?!?!

Squilliam: He’s telling the truth here’s what happened

(Flashback)

Squilliam: I was running away from the angry mob when I ran into the alley I found a gun on the floor, I walked around the corner and saw a small thing in the middle of the alley (I had to walk into the alley because a crazy boat driver drove through the alley when I realised who the person was I shot it and that’s how were here now

Police Officer: Oh so Squidward’s finger prints were really yours

Squidward: All Squid’s have the same Fingerprints

Spongebob: And when you fell you landed on an S but the way you were facing it was on it’s side like the shape of Squilliams Unibrow

Plankton: Yes so before he shoots me again officer I think you need to do something before he shoots everyone here
Police Officer #2: Actually we ran a few tests and we found out that if Squilliam didn’t shoot Plankton then someone else was bound to do it meaning it’s not against the law

Plankton: Well that doesn’t make sen…..

Everyone: Hooray

Spongebob: Everything’s back to normal lets all go and have a party (They all leave Plankton is left in the hospital)

Plankton: Hello, anyone wanna help me I am the one who’s shot you know hello, hello?

See, I thought it was suicide because his name is SHELDON Plankton... and "suicide" starts with an "S" too.

Season 1 episode 10 (10)- "The Joy of Hex"


Patrick: (He’s in his house sat on the couch when his phone rings) Hello

Spongebob: Hey Pat I just wanted to phone to remind you that tonight is the Krusty Krab Halloween Party you gotta costume?

Patrick: (Nervous) Umm Yeah

Spongebob: Ok well I’ve got to go see you there (He hangs up)

Patrick: I’VE GOTTA GET A COSTUME!! (He runs out of his house and to the Costume store he runs inside) Do you have any Halloween costumes left?

Shop Assistant: Sorry pal you just missed the last one

Patrick: Darn it I’ll just have to make one (He runs back to his house)

Spongebob: (He’s in the Krusty Krab putting up Halloween decorations) I can’t wait until I see all the peoples faces when they see the decoration they look so scary right Squidward?

Squidward: If you want scary why don’t you just stand at the front door for people to see you?

Spongebob: Oh Squidward you kidder

Flying Dutchman: (Way above the Krusty Krab The Flying Dutchman’s ship is floating past) Ahh there’s nothing like giving a good scare on Halloween but I don’t know what costume to wear (He floats to his quarters and starts throwing clothes out his wardrobe) No no no no (He takes one out and looks at it) Ahh no (He starts to sweat) Gosh it sure is hot today (He floats to the window and pushes it open) That’s better (He walks back to the wardrobe and starts throwing the clothes again he doesn’t notice that a bag entitled “Magical Curses” blows out the open window he steps out the wardrobe wearing a new outfit) I haven’t wore this outfit in over 1,000 years (He sees his bag has gone) Where’s my bag (He sees the window open and goes to look out of it he sees it floating to the ground)

Patrick: (The bag floats to the ground in front of Patrick’s house when Patrick walks out of his house) I hope this costume will be ok for the party (He spots the bag of dust) What’s this? I’ll go ask Spongebob wait he’s at the party I’ll just go see Sandy (He walks off while getting dressed into his costume at the same time)

Flying Dutchman: (Still looking out the window) I’ll never get that magical dust back now (He looks to the side to see that his boat is about to smash into some rocks) AHHHH!!! (He leaves his quarters and quickly hovers to the wheel but it is to late it smashes into the rocks and crumbles making the Dutchman fall to the ground) NOOOO!!!! Wait I can fl… (He smashes to the ground next to Squidward’s house) Oww my head (He looks up and sees a trail of his dust going over the horizon) My dust (He hovers following the trail of dust)

Patrick: (He is knocking on Sandy’s door) Sandy, Sandy are you there? (He knocks one more time until walking around the back and walking inside) Sandy? (He wanders further into the Treedome until he reaches a machine) I guess she’s not here (He rests the bag on the machine unaware that it’s pouring into it) I suppose I’ll go to the party now (He steps forward)

Flying Dutchman: (He smashes through the Treedome and grabs Patrick) At last I’ve got you
Patrick: AHHHH!!! (He falls to the ground but he gets picked up again) What do you want from me?

Flying Dutchman: Oh you’ll see (He hovers away with him)

(The bag falls off the machine hitting a bit of glass from the dome making it rebound and hit the “ON” button on the machine)

Spongebob: Where’s Patrick? everyone’s starting to arrive (He looks at his watch) He better hurry

(The machine turns on and starts up)

Machine: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (The machine explodes making a green light seep through the whole city)

Mr Krabs: (Walks up to Squidward) Mr. Squidward why aren’t you wearing yer costume?

Squidward: I don’t want to wear a stupid “Elastica” costume it’s a girls costume

Mr Krabs: Look around Squidward everyone else is

Squidward: Yeah there all idiots (The Green light sweeps through the Krusty Krab destroying it everyone is unconscious but gradually everyone starts to wake up) What the hell happened (The TV turns on and everyone looks at it)

Flying Dutchman: (He appears on the screen) Hello citizens of Bikini Bottom I’m sure your wondering how handsome I look but maybe not as much as your wondering why you have turned into your Halloween costumes

All: WHAT!!! (They all look up and down themselves and are extremely shocked)

Flying Dutchman: Do not be alarmed you have until Midnight to find a way to get back to normal or you will stay the way you are FOREVER goodbye

Spongebob: Right are any of you witches? So then you can reverse the spell (They all shake there heads)

Squidward: Why don’t you just…. (Spongebob’s cell phone rings)

Spongebob: Yello (He realises that it’s a video of Patrick) Patrick

Patrick: Spongebob what’s happened I’ve turned into a witch

Spongebob: Buddy where are you?

Patrick: I’m captured on the flying Dutchm… Ahh NOOO!!!

Flying Dutchman: Give me that (The video turns off)

Spongebob: We need to hurry

Squidward: Why should I care?

Spongebob: Squidward look at yourself

Squidward: (He looks down to see that he is made entirely out of elastic) AHHH right let’s go (The clock chimes it is 11 o’ clock)

Spongebob: We only have an hour (They all run outside but to there horror thousands of fish who have turned into zombies are heading towards them) Why did they have to open a store that just sales zombie costumes?

Mr Krabs: Save me boyo (He is being stood on by a zombie) Help

Spongebob: I’ll save you Mr Krabs (He looks up to see the flying Dutchman ship flying over head) SQUIDWARD QUICK JUMP

Squidward: Very well (He jumps but stretches Spongebob, Mr Krabs, Squidward and Sandy all grab on and fling up behind Squidward until they all smash into the bottom of the Dutchman’s ship)

Spongebob: (He gradually wakes up) Are you all ok? Gosh it’s so dark in here (He gets a candle and lights it he throws the match behind him and it fits through a hole and appears on the main deck of the ship)

Patrick: (He is tied up when he sees the match) What the?

Squidward: (He and Mr Krabs wake up) Where are we?

Mr Krabs: I think were in the hold of a ship

Spongebob: Come on we’ve only got 20 minutes to save the whole town wait where’s Sandy?

Flying Dutchman: Right I need to get these stains out of me Halloween suit I don’t want any tricks from you Witchy so I took yer wand (He hovers into his quarters)

Patrick: (He starts to fall asleep until hears a noise coming from under the ship)

Spongebob: AHHHH!!!

Patrick: That sounds like Spongebob I’ll save him (He hops on his chair and bounces off the ledge smashing through the deck until he lands next to Spongebob) Spongebob!

Spongebob: Can’t talk right now buddy

Patrick: Why not?

Spongebob: SANDY’S A ZOMBIE!!!

Mr Krabs: Wait Patrick just wish that this never happened

Patrick: I can’t The Flying Dutchman took my wand

Spongebob: I’m going in (He puts on his Karate gear)

Patrick: No Spongebob don’t go your be killed

Squidward: Go on Spongebob do it for the city (He laughs)

Spongebob: (He runs towards Sandy and visa versa they both do Karate on each other)

Squidward: Hurry up Spongebob we’ve only got 15 minutes (Spongebob punches Sandy so hard that she hits through the deck and lands on some barrels)

Flying Dutchman: (He appears from his quarters) What’s all this noise (He looks around but can’t see Patrick) That bloated starfish couldn’t of gone far (He hears a noise under the deck) Who’s there? (He looks down the hole to see Spongebob and the rest) You (He tries grabbing them but he misses)

Spongebob: Quick everyone grab onto Squidward

Squidward: Oh great (They all grab onto Squidwards legs)

Spongebob: NOW (Squidward jumps and smashes through the bottom of the ship and he stretches to the ground but the Flying Dutchman is holding onto him)

Flying Dutchman: You can’t get away that easily

Patrick: Oh can’t we (Sarcastic voice)

Flying Dutchman: No you can’t

Patrick: Oh sorry I thought we could

Flying Dutchman: (He pulls Squidward and all of them fling back into the ship) Back so soon? (Laughs)

Spongebob: (He spots the wand behind the Dutchman) (Whispering) Squidward see that wand behind him try to reach it

Squidward: Fine (He stretches his hand behind the Dutchman and picks the wand up)

Flying Dutchman: (He turns round and hit’s the wand out of Squidward’s hand it flies out and pocks Patrick in his eye he stumbles back and trips over Sandy) Give it to me NOW! (He shoots over to Patrick)

Spongebob: QUICK PAT USE IT WE’VE ONLY GOT ONE MINUTE LEFT (He starts throwing barrels at the Dutchman and Mr Krabs and Squidward join in)

Patrick: How does it work (He gets hit by the barrel and gets knocked out)

Spongebob: NOOO!!

Flying Dutchman: (He picks up the wand) 20 more seconds (Spongebob runs up to him and tries jumping up and grabbing the wand but he can’t reach) Ha ha ha your never get this wand Spongebob

Squidward: LOOK OUT

Flying Dutchman: What? (The boat is heading towards some rocks) Not again

Mr Krabs: (He runs up to the wheel and spins it) That should (They crash into the rocks) work (They all fall to the ground and land in Sandy’s Treedome)

Flying Dutchman: 5, 4, 3

Spongebob: NO!!! (He picks up the wand but trips hitting a time machine into the giant machine that spread the curse over Bikini Bottom)

Flying Dutchman: 2, 1 (The machine turns on and the green light spreads over Bikini Bottom making everything go backwards in time they all go back onto the boat)

Spongebob: QUICK PAT USE IT WE’VE ONLY GOT ONE MINUTE LEFT (He starts throwing barrels at the Dutchman and Mr Krabs and Squidward join in)

Patrick: How does it work (He gets hit by the barrel and gets knocked out)

Squidward: What just happened?

Mr Krabs: I think we went back in time

Spongebob: NOOO!!

Flying Dutchman: (He picks up the wand) 20 more seconds (Spongebob runs up to him and tries jumping up and grabbing the wand but he can’t reach) Ha ha ha your never get this wand Spongebob

Squidward: LOOK OUT

Spongebob: I remember now quick the ships about to hit the (It hit’s the rocks and they all fall down into Sandy’s Treedome) rocks

Flying Dutchman: 5, 4, 3

Spongebob: NOO!!! (He runs holding the wand) I won’t trip on you again (He runs up to Patrick and hands him the wand) Pat hurry

Patrick: Umm ok

Flying Dutchman: 2

Patrick: How does it work? (He squeezes the wand and it snaps the two pieces fall into the Time machine and makes the machine go 1 minute back in time)

Spongebob: QUICK PAT USE IT WE’VE ONLY GOT ONE MINUTE LEFT (He starts throwing barrels at the Dutchman and Mr Krabs and Squidward join in)

Patrick: How does it work (He gets hit by the barrel and gets knocked out)

Squidward: What just happened?

Mr Krabs: I think we went back in time

Spongebob: NOOO!!

Flying Dutchman: (He picks up the wand) Ha ha ha (The Time machine appears and lands on top of the Dutchman the wand pieces fall out)

Spongebob: What the? Quick Pat grab the wand

Patrick: (He walks up to The Dutchman and takes the wand) I wish none of this ever happened (The wand lights up and explodes)

Title Card: The next day before the time that all this happened wait wasn’t it before oh forget it

Spongebob: Hey Patrick

Patrick: Hey Spongebob

Spongebob: I got to go to work I’ll see you tonight

Patrick: What a boring week (He sits down and something breaks in his pants) Oh great I’ve broke my butt again (He pulls the wand out of his pocket) Where did this come from? I sure could do with a Hamburger right now (A hamburger appears but a fish version of Hitler is holding it) What I didn’t want a fish I just wanted a Hamburger

Fish Hitler: Es ist Meine Hamburger vere am Ich?

Title Card: Next week….

(Bikini Bottom is a bomb site everyone is slaves)

Squidward: This is what happens when Patrick has a magic wand he causes time paradoxes

Patrick: But I did get a Hamburger

Squidward: Well that makes it all better then (He gets whipped) Ow

Patrick: It sure does Squidward it sure does

Season 1 episode 11 (11)- "Squid’s House of Sand and Fog"


Spongebob: Hey Patrick I found one

Patrick: (He looks around) Where?

Spongebob: Over here (Patrick walks over to Spongebob then looks through seaweed)

Patrick: It’s beautiful

Spongebob: It sure is…

Patrick: LETS CHASE IT!!

Spongebob: Umm.. Ok (They both get there nets out then chase after it) Hurry Patrick

Squidward: (It flies over Squidward’s house they both run inside his house) What the?… SPONGEBO… oh what’s the point (He sits down on his couch while Spongebob and Patrick run out of his back door and continue chasing the Jellyfish until it flies into it’s hive)

Patrick: (He continues running while looking up and he smashes into the tree making the hive fall down besides Patrick, He stumbles backwards and accidentally on the hive squashing it) Uh oh

Spongebob: (Spongebob and Patrick are standing besides a dug hole which they place the hive containing the Jellyfish) Good night Sweet Princess (Patrick starts to cry)

(Under the ground the Jellyfish start to move, they realise there trapped so they all hit the ground digging deeper and deeper. They bury under Squidwards house and carry on digging in the direction of the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (In the Kitchen) Hey Karen has the Chum arrived yet to make the Chum burgers

Karen: (Off screen) Yeah it has but I don’t know why you need it you haven’t ever had a customer

Plankton: That’s all I needed to hear (He jumps into the sink and turns the faucet on) I don’t want my dirty hands touching the chum well not yet anyway (No water comes out) Come on you stupid… (It shakes then all the Jellyfish burst out and start going crazy hitting and destroying all of Planktons inventions) AHHHHHH!!!

Squidward: (He’s still sitting on his couch when under his house the ground starts to crumble and his house falls underground)

Plankton: (A jellyfish stings Plankton making him feel queasy and stumbling back he hit’s a drill like object with the label “Drill Bomb” on it starts up and drills a hole in the ground gets stuck underground. It starts beeping and flashing the flashing gets faster then it explodes)

Squidward: Nothing can ruin my perfect day (He doesn’t realise that he’s underground and that the bomb is sweeping through the tunnel and towards Squidwards house it reaches his house and pushes it further into the tunnel) What’s that? (He gets up and looks out of his window) AHHHHH!! HELP MEE!! (It keeps pushing it until the house stops and pocks up out of the ground, Squidward opens the door of his house and falls out) What, Where am I? (He sees a squid on the other side of the road so he walks up to him) Excuse me sir where am I?

Squid: Why your in Tentacle Acres

Squidward: Not again

Squid: What you’ve been here before why did you leave? It wasn’t because of the LOVELY NEW OWNERS THAT HAVE MADE THIS PLACE REALLY, REALLY GOOD (He winks at him)

Squidward: No why did you start shouting?

Squid: I don’t know (Whispering) Please save us

Announcer: WILL NUMBER 143256 REPORT TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY

Squid: Oh no that’s me you’ve got to help us (He walks off)

Squidward: Well that was weird

Title Card: 2 hours later….

Squidward: (He gets into bed when the phone rings) Hello

Voice on Phone: How was your day Number 15478

Squidward: It was ok but very weird what did you do with that other squid?

Voice on Phone: Oh don’t you worry I’ll show you real soon (Evil laugh) Just come visit my office I have a surprise for you

Squidward: Can’t I have some sleep first?

Voice on Phone: NOOO! My friend (He puts the phone down)

Squidward: Well I better get ready (He gets out of bed)

Lord Ooberton: When that stupid squid comes then I will have every squid under my control and there’s no way I can be destroyed when I turn them all into ROBOTS wait not robots I meant BUNNIES what the hell not bunnies VAMPIRES who will power my empire with the blood they get (Evil Laugh)

(All the squids are tied up above a cauldron of green liquid)

Squidward: (He approaches the office and opens the door) Hello? (He sees all the squids tied up) What are you doing

Lord Ooberton: Hello number 15478

Squidward: I’m getting out of here (He runs towards the doors but they are locked)

Lord Ooberton: I wouldn’t do that (He pulls a remote out of his pocket and turns it on and off making the door open and close and he throws the remote of the window)

Squidward: (He starts hitting the door) HELP ME!!

Lord Ooberton: No one can hear you

Squidward: What do you want from me?
Lord Oobeton: Oh your see (He gets a knife and cuts a string making the squids fall into the green liquid)

All Squids: AHHHH!! (They hit the green liquid)

Lord Oobeton: VAMPIRES GET HIM!!!

Squidward: Vampires?!?! (The squids gradually start getting out of the liquid and walk towards Squidward and gather around him) NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Lord Ooberton: NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW

Spongebob: Hey Patrick have you seen Squidward?

Patrick: He’s right here (He points at Squidward who is facing a different direction)

Spongebob: Hey Squidward (He turns round but it’s not Squidward it’s a zombie) Wow Squidward you look rough

Zombie Squid: GAGHH AHW WAH

Spongebob: I agree

Lord Ooberton: GET EVERYONE MY VAMPIRE SLAVES

Patrick: Y’wha..?

Spongebob: Patrick run there all Vampires (They both run to the Krusty Krab)

Patrick: Hurry up Spongebob there heading towards up (They both run inside and Patrick boards up the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs: What’s wrong laddy?

Spongebob: VAMPIRES!!!

Mr Krabs: There’s nothing wrong with Vampires I occasionally suck blood at times

Spongebob: Mr Krabs? (He looks behind him to see that a Vampire had crawled through the floorboards and bitten Mr Krabs) PATRICK RUN!!!

Patrick: What? (Mr Krabs is behind Patrick about to bite him but Spongebob grabs Patrick and runs to the entrance)

Spongebob: Quick Patrick take the boards down (Patrick begins taking them down) Hurry Patrick (Patrick picks Spongebob up and smashes through the doors he trips up and rolls over he goes so fast that he goes into the Chum Bucket he stops then gets up) Patrick were in the Chum Bucket

Patrick: Eww (He gets up and opens the doors he sees the vampires standing there) Uh oh (He slams the door but the Vampires smash through the door) AHHHH!!! (He runs to the Kitchen where he sees Plankton standing at the garbage bin)

Plankton: What are you doing in my Kitchen?

Patrick: V-V-Vampires

Plankton: What? (He looks through the door and sees the vampires breaking down the door Spongebob bursts through the kitchen door)

Spongebob: Quick bolt the doors (He starts picking up boards and nailing them to the door) We should be save in here

Plankton: GET OUT!!!

Spongebob: But Plankton Vampires

Plankton: I don’t care if there’s vampires out there

Spongebob: But there is

Plankton: Just get out my Kitchen before I call the cops (He looks behind to see vampires breaking through the glass of the back door) AHHHH!!! (He tries to take the boards town from the door just as Lord Ooberton walks inside)

Lord Ooberton: Greeting gentlemen do me a favour Sheldon and don’t scream while your turning into a vampire I have an awful head ache

Plankton: H-H-How do you know my name?

Lord Ooberton: I know all the names of my victims husbands

Plankton: Victims, Husbands? (He looks at Karen she is a vampire computer)

Lord Ooberton: Your precious wife will help me sent data waves across the ocean to turn everyone in the entire ocean to be my minions (He laughs)

Plankton: NOOO!!! (He runs up to him)

Lord Ooberton: GET THEM!!! (The vampires start to walk towards the three of them) Excuse me Karen dear, Can I just adjust you settings a minute?

Karen: Go ahead master (He starts pressing buttons)

Spongebob: Quick Plankton you can fit through the gap in the top of the door then when your through you can unlock the doors for us

Plankton: Ok (He jumps up on top of the door and fits through the gap)

Spongebob: Right now all you have to do is open the door and we will be all safe Plankton? PLANKTON?

Plankton: I just can’t let that happen, when you next see me I’ll be the owner of the SECRET FORMULA!

Spongebob: WHAT! No Plankton please NOOOO!!!!

Patrick: Where’d he go?

Spongebob: I don’t think he’s coming back Patrick (He looks behind him to see a Vampire on top of Patrick) PATRICK LOOK OUT

Patrick: What (He sees him) AHHHH (He gets bitten)

Spongebob: Patrick NOO!!! (He runs up to Karen who is loading)

Karen: 20 seconds remaining until shockwave is activated

Spongebob: (He stands next to Karen and starts hitting buttons) Come on turn off

Plankton: (He walks into the Krusty Krab) Krabby Patty Formula here I come (He walks up to it)

Karen: (Off-screen) HELP, HELP

Plankton: MY KAREN’S IN TROUBLE (He drops the formula and runs to the Chum Bucket, he bursts though the door)

Karen: 3, 2.…

Plankton and Spongebob: NOOOO!!!!!

Lord Ooberton: YESSS!!!

Karen: 1 ACTION INVALED

Lord Ooberton: What went wrong?

Squidward: This (Squidward emerges from behind Karen

Plankton and Spongebob: SQUIDWARD

Squidward: I was controlling Karen to do all that stuff

Lord Ooberton: Bravo but you forgot one thing

Squidward: What?

Lord Ooberton: Umm you forgot to um ZAMPIRES GET HIM (They all start to surround the three of them) I didn’t want to do this but you leave me no choice (He pulls a button out his pocket he presses it) Ha ha ha ha

Plankton: What did you just do?

Lord Ooberton: Oh I’ve just dropped a bomb containing the gas to turn everyone in the sea into my slaves

Squidward: Well that was good (The bomb is about to hit the ground when Lord Ooberton covers himself with a force field) See you fellas (The bomb hit’s the ground and spreads through the ocean)

Plankton: AHHHH!!!! (Everyone is knocked out on the floor)

Title Card: 7 minutes later….

(Everyone Vampires wakes up to realise there walking towards a massive black hole)

Lord Ooberton: Go Go and sacrifice your life and destroy the sea then I will be conqueror of the WORLD!

(Gradually every Vampire in the entire ocean starts to fall into the black hole)

Lord Ooberton: Hurry up I can’t stand here for hours (He starts pushing all the vampires into the hole)
Lord Ooberton: (Plankton is the only one left) Go in you little twerp (He runs over to Plankton and picks him up) Wait he’s not a vampire

Plankton: That’s right I snuck into you force field when the explosion happened

Lord Ooberton: Well goodbye anyway (He throws him over the edge and into the black hole) (He turns around) Ahh now to RULE THE WORLD (Plankton jumps out the black hole and onto his head and starts kicking and punching it ) GET OFF ME !!! (Plankton jumps off his head and lands behind him, Lord Ooberton stumbles backwards and trips over Plankton he falls down the black hole) NOOOO!!!

Plankton: That’s the last were be hearing from him (He walks back to the Chum Bucket)

Lord Ooberton: (He keeps falling down the hole until he appears at the Krusty Krab) What where am I?

Patrick: You are at the Krusty Krab master

Lord Ooberton: But, but, but (He pulls a gun out of his pocket) NOBODY MOVE!!

Spongebob: But master (He aims the gun at Spongebob)

Lord Ooberton: I mean it stay back

Sandy: We would never hurt you master we do exactly as you say to do we would never to anything bad

Lord Ooberton: Wait here and don’t move (He gets a bomb out his pocket and puts it in the middle of everyone) Stay here and don’t move (He presses a button on the bomb then runs outside) Ha ha ha

Bomb: 10 seconds remaining

Spongebob: What should we do?

Mr Krabs: Our master told us not to move

Squidward: Ok lets not move (They all stand around the bomb while it counts down)

Plankton: (He’s in the Chum Bucket) Hey Karen (She doesn’t answer) Hello Karen? (He walks behind her and turns her on the green shockwave spreads through the ocean turning everyone back to normal)

Bomb: 3 seconds remaining

Spongebob: What happened wait that bomb’s counting down

Everyone: AHHH!!! (Everyone picks it up and throws it out the back of the Krusty Krab) Pheeww (The bomb rolls down the hill and next to Lord Ooberton)

Lord Ooberton: They bomb should go of anytime (He spots the bomb) now uh oh (It explodes and he flies into the air)

Plankton: Wait a minute I need to go and see if everyone’s survived (He runs into the Krusty Krab two cops are standing in his way)

Police officer: Sheldon J. Plankton you are arrested for attempted murder

Plankton: What? I didn’t set the bomb it wasn’t me (They cuff him and drive him away) I’M A HERO

Spongebob: Ahh I’m just glad everything’s back to normal

Squidward: (He’s still a vampire) I’m sure glad it is

Spongebob: Uh oh HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE

Season 1 episode 12 (12)- "Where There’s A Bomb There’s A Bang"


Spongebob: (He’s digging weeds out of his garden) Darn weeds don’t they ever leave?

Patrick: (He walks past Spongebob) Hey Spongebob what ya doing?

Spongebob: Sorry Patrick can’t talk at the moment, I’ve got to finish this gardening do you want to help me?

Patrick: Why not (He sits down next to Spongebob and grabs a shovel) I wonder if there’s any treasure under here? (He starts digging until he hit’s a bit of metal) Hey Spongebob what’s this? (He takes the bit of metal out of the ground and hands it to him)

Spongebob: I don’t know lets go ask Sandy (They both run off carrying the metal)

(Scene cuts to Sandy’s Treedome)

Sandy: It’s a good thing you brought this to me boys

Patrick: Why?

Sandy: Well this is an extremely explosive bomb it must be destroyed safely and efficiently

Spongebob: Are you going to carefully cut each individual wire?

Sandy: Nah I’m gonna blow it up (She steps into her massive gun and aims it at the bomb) Here we go (She shoots it but it misses and the gun cracks here Treedome) Aww shoot stay here I need to go and get the tape (She walks off)

Patrick: Wow Spongebob looks at that giant gun (He climbs in)

Spongebob: I don’t think your allowed in there Patrick

Patrick: Quit worrying Spongebob (He hits a button and the machine spins around hitting lots of thing in the Treedome)

Spongebob: TURN IT OFF PATRICK!

Patrick: HOW?! (The machine hit’s a box off the shelf which falls down and hit’s the bomb making it fall through the hole and out the Treedome)

(The bomb lands on the road and Mrs Puff drives over the bomb making it fly into the air and over lots of building when it finally lands on a kids kite at Goo Lagoon, The kite snaps and flies off carrying the bomb with it the kite heads towards the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs: You can but only for 2 minutes I’m counting (Squidward exits the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: Krabs only lets me have a break for 2 measly minutes (In the Krusty Krab the kite hits the window making it roll out the kitchen and out of the Krusty Krab) (He sees the bomb) What the…? (He goes over to it and picks it up) I wonder what this is (He turns around but hits into a pole making him drop the bomb)

(It rolls past the Chum Bucket and down a sewer it hits the ground and rebounds back to get stuck in the sewer wall it starts to crumble and soon the whole of the sewer is collapsing)

(Above the sewer, Sandy walks back to her machine)

Sandy: So boys where’s the bomb?

Patrick: You didn’t need the bomb you’ve got us

Sandy: Patrick that doesn’t make a bit of sense now where’s the bomb?

Spongebob: Well the thing is (Everything starts slanting) AHHHHH!!!

Patrick: WHATS HAPPENING?!

(All the buildings start to slide off the ground and towards the abyss)

Sandy: QUICK GET IN! (She opens a flying machine and they all get in she turns a dial and the machine lifts up and out of the Treedome)

Spongebob: Hey look there’s Squidward (He points at Squidward who is running away from the abyss) We need to save him

Sandy: No time (They fly a little higher)

(Down below a fish gets into his boat and drives but the ground crumbles and he falls into the sewers but keeps driving he runs over the bomb and it flies up into the air and gets lodged in the bottom of the flying machine)

Patrick: What was that noise

Spongebob: What noise?

Patrick: Ohh nothing

(The town lifts up sideways and slides down the propeller tower hits the flying machine and the bomb gets stuck to the top of the propeller)

Sandy: NO!!

(The town heads towards the abyss but comes to a stop just before it tips up)

Spongebob: SANDY LOOK OUT! (She drives the machine into a building but only a small bit of metal falls off of it and it rolls down the hill)

Patrick: That was close we almost tipped over the edge (The tiny piece of metal hits the ground tipping the town down the Abyss)

Spongebob: Oh no, what are we going to do?

Sandy: We could head down below the town and lift it up but we need to hurry (The machine flies down the abyss and underneath it) Right Spongebob activate the… (The town smashes to the ground destroying the machine and leaving everyone unconscious)

(Meanwhile the impact of the crash makes all the boulders fall down and block the city at the bottom of the abyss. A small rock falls and hits the bomb that is stuck on the propeller and turns the dial to 12 minutes)

Spongebob: (He wakes up slowly) What where am I? (He looks around to see everyone unconscious on the floor then he looks up to see that rocks have blocked them in) How are we going to get out of here? What is that annoying beeping sound? (He looks up and sees the bomb beeping on top of the propeller) Oh great I need to turn it off (He runs to the entrance of the Propeller tower but it is blocked by a bolder) NO!!! (He tries pushing it but he is to weak) Why don’t I go to the gym? Oh yeah I was to weak to go (He pushes it a bit but can’t anymore) I know (He squeezes between the rocks and enters the building) Now to reach the control room (He runs up the stairs) Hurry up Spongy (He reaches the control room) At last (He presses a button and a video pops up with a video of the propeller and the bomb) It’s the bomb I just need to zoom in a bit (He presses a button and the camera zooms in on the bomb the dial is set on 6 minutes) Six minutes to get rid of the bomb and escape the abyss (He starts pressing buttons randomly)

Machine: WHAT EVER YOU DO DON’T PRESS BUTTONS RANDOMLY

Spongebob: What did it say? I can’t hear it, I’m to busy pushing buttons randomly there’s got to be a button here to turn the propeller on (He sees a massive button he presses it and a coffee holder comes out) Yeah coffee but I still don’t know where the propeller button is (He puts his head on the buttons and the propeller starts to spin and the bomb flies off) Now I’ll just have to go and find it (He runs down the stairs)

Squidward: (He starts to wake up) What happened? (The bomb hits him and he is knocked out)

Spongebob: (He runs out the building and towards the bomb which has landed next to Squidward) There it is (He runs towards it and picks it up) Now I’ll just have to wind the dial to a high number then it won’t harm anyone (He winds it unaware that he is winding it the wrong way and the time is going down) That’s better he throws it behind him and it lands on the truck of a boat Spongebob steps back and the car falls down the hill and hits the other boat and the bomb flips up and lands on the propeller again)

Bomb: 1 MINUTE REMAINING

Spongebob: Who said that? (He looks around then looks up) Oh What? I just set it up (He runs back into the Propeller building and up the stairs) Got to hurry got to hurry (He reaches the control room and presses the button the propeller doesn’t move) Come on work (He presses it but it still doesn’t work) I’m going to have to do this a different way (He starts to open the window and climb up the building until he reaches the propeller) Gotcha (He picks up the bomb just as the propeller starts to work) AHHHH!!! (In the building Jellyfish are pushing all the buttons one of them presses a button which causes the propeller to speed up) NO!!

Bomb: 20 SECONDS REMAINING

Spongebob: I have an idea (He jumps off the propeller and runs into the control room he presses the speed button multiple time making the propeller speed up until it gradually starts to lift up carrying the rest of the city with it) Yes it worked

Bomb: 10 SECONDS REMAINING

Spongebob: Come on (The bomb flies off the propeller and lands on the boulders the bomb explodes and the town flies out of the abyss and lands in its original place) I’m a hero (Everyone gradually starts to gain consciousness just as a machine lands next to them and zaps them with a ray) What was that? (He walks over to it, it reads “Amnesia ray- Property of Sandy Cheeks”)

Sandy: What happened?

Spongebob: I saved all of your lives

Squidward: Yeah right

Mr Krabs: You expect us to believe that you saved all our lives? (Everyone leaves)

Spongebob: But I… Why does nobody believe me?

Sandy: I believe you Spongebob (Sandy walks up to him)

Spongebob: Gee thanks Sandy, do you want to come back to my house for some food?

Sandy: I’d like that, I’d like it very much (They both walk off leaving Patrick sitting on the ground playing in the sand)

Patrick: Hey Spongebob look what I found (He pulls a tiny bomb out of the ground and holds it up) Spongebob? He must have left (He throws the bomb behind him and it shoots through the air)

Squidward: (In his house he sits down and puts a plate of food on the table in front of him) Ahh nothing like a nice, healthy Kelp Salad (He feels cold so he opens the window and unaware to him the bomb flies through the window and into this salad, he eats it all) That was nice (He hears beeping) Uh oh (The screen turns black and there’s an explosion) Yeah doctor it’s happened again

Season 1 episode 13 (13)- "Das Loot"


News Reporter: …And in other news the treasured trillion dollar bill has been stolen from the American history museum, if you know of anyone who could have stolen the bill please report it to the Police Department immediately

Squidward: (Turns off the TV) What idiot would steal a trillion Dollar bill it would be impossible to buy anything

Spongebob: (Peers through the serving hatch) Maybe the person who stole it just likes owning money

Squidward: What kind of idiot would just want to keep money and not spend it?

Spongebob: Mr Krabs likes collecting money

Squidward: Wait did you just say Mr Krabs?

Spongebob: Well yeah because he never spends his money he just….

Squidward: You don’t think Mr Krabs could be behind the robbery, do you?

Spongebob: Of course not, sure he’s forces us to work and doesn’t pay us and he doesn’t care about peoples feelings oh and he is cruel to animals…

Time card: 50 Minutes Later…..

Spongebob: And he’s food poisoned a few people, but he would NEVER steal from anyone

Squidward: (Looking through Mr Krabs office window) He’s stealing from your pay check right now

Spongebob: He’s not stealing, he decided that he needs to charge me for working here

Squidward: I know he stole that bill and if your not going to help me get the evidence, I’ll just have to get it myself (He walks into Mr Krabs office)

Mr Krabs: Squidward, what do you want?

Squidward: Oh um… (Thinking) A customer doesn’t have the right amount of change

Mr Krabs: WHAT! (He runs out his office leaving Squidward inside)

Squidward: (He starts rustling through all of Mr Krabs safes and drawers) It’s got to be in here somewhere, I just know he stole the bill

Mr Krabs: (Listing in from behind the door) So Squidward thinks I stole the trillion dollar (He pulls the bill out his pocket and holds it up to his face) We will be safe at home my dear (He walks into the office where Squidward stops searching) Get out my office Mr Squid ward (Squidward leaves) Now how to get you out of here without any raised eyebrows (He looks over to a brown stuffed bear sitting on his desk)

Spongebob: What did you find Squidward?

Squidward: I was about to until he came back to his office
Spongebob: I told you Squidward, Mr Krabs is a completely honest, reliable man (Mr Krabs walks out his office and up to Squidward holding the teddy)

Mr Krabs: I have to um.. Get a-a-a pizza

Spongebob: But Mr Krabs it’s 10:00am

Mr Krabs: Well I’m hungry (Spongebob spots the teddy)

Spongebob: Cute teddy

Mr Krabs: YOUR NEVER GET ME!!! (He runs out the Krusty Krab holding the bear)

Squidward: Didn’t you find that odd?

Spongebob: No, not really

Mr Krabs: (Arrives back at his house and he walks inside placing the teddy bear on a desk but it falls off and into a box entitled “SALE”)

Pearl: Daddy are you Ok? (She walks up to him)

Mr Krabs: Yeah, I’m fine it’s just been a long day (He walks up stairs)

Pearl: Bye Daddy (She walks up to the box and picks it up, she walks out the door with it)

Mr Krabs: (He sneaks down the stairs and walks up to the table where the bear used to sit) What where did it go? (He looks around everywhere) It can’t of gone far (He looks everywhere for it then is about to walk out the front door when Pearl walks in holding the box) Pearl you haven’t seen a little brown bear have you?

Pearl: Yeah it was my first sale, why?

Mr Krabs: Sale, what do you mean?

Pearl: Didn’t you know? I was having a garage sale, the bear was the first thing I sold

Mr Krabs: Who did you sell it to?

Pearl: Oh some old lady, I haven’t seen her before

Mr Krabs: That’s all I needed to hear (He runs out the house and looks around, he climbs through the window of a house and sneaks around it) I can’t see it anywhere (He turns around to reveal an old man watching him) Ah!

Old Man: Get out my house, or I’ll call the police (He picks up the phone)

Mr Krabs: The Police!

(Flashback)

Police man: …And one more stunt like that and your end up in the stony lonesome

(End Flashback)

Mr Krabs: (He looks up to see the Old man talking on the phone) Please put the phone down

Old Man: Be quiet, I’m ordering a pizza

Mr Krabs: I thought you were calling the police?

Old Man: Oh yeah the police (He dial the number again)

Mr Krabs: Uh Oh

Old Man: (Starts talking on the phone) Oh hello Gertrude long time no see (Mr Krabs walks out the house and runs to the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs: How am I going to find the trillion dollar bill when if I get caught I’ll be sent down (He starts to think) I know I need a henchman (He looks around the Krusty Krab) But where to find a plucky, gullible, sponge like character? (He looks right at Spongebob then he runs up to him)

Spongebob: Hello Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs: (He walks past Spongebob and up to the phone behind him and starts dialling) Hello, yeah I’d like to order a henchman

Spongebob: A henchman, why don’t instead of ordering one you use me?

Mr Krabs: That’s a great idea

Spongebob: But what’s a henchman?

Mr Krabs: A henchman is a man who breaks, I mean walks into someone’s house and, by order of the police looks for teddy Bears

Spongebob: I find that hard to believe….But what do I know (He looks at Mr Krabs with wide eyes) So when do I start

Mr Krabs: Why don’t we start right now? Follow me (He walks out the Krusty Krab with Spongebob not far behind) So lad you just climb through the window of that house and see if the owner has any teddy bears, OK?

Spongebob: Sure (He clambers through the window of the house while Mr Krabs sits back and watches)

Mr Krabs: I’ll get the trillion dollar bill back in no time, wait a minute (He sees a police car parked by the house)

Spongebob: (From inside) Hey this guy sure does have a lot of police equipment, I wonder what his job is?

Mr Krabs: (He runs up to the window) QUICK SPONGEBOB GET OUT YOU BROKE INTO A POLICE OFFICERS HOUSE!

Spongebob: What? (The Police officer spots Spongebob)

Police Officer: Oi what are you doing (The police officer grabs Spongebob and cuffs him) I’m not allowed to beat you because It’s not my shift ye… (His watch beeps) Oh wait now it his (He gets his club out)

Mr Krabs: (He watches from the window as we hear Spongebob getting hit with the baton) I’ve got to get out of here (He runs off home) I’m safe now (He sees Pearl with the bear) Pearl you had the bear all along, I though you sold it to that old lady?

Pearl: I did but she wanted a refund as it gave her a paper cut, although it’s not made of paper (She laughs)

Mr Krabs: Ha ha yeah (He takes the bear off of her) Thanks Pearly (He runs up stairs with it and pulls it’s head off and pulls the bill out) Oh there you are beautiful (The bill changes and a face of Spongebob is on it)

Spongebob: You killed me!

Mr Krabs: No I didn’t I just sent you to jail when it was rightly me who should have

Spongebob: Oh yeah, it’s still bad though

Mr Krabs: I know, I know but what can I do?

Spongebob: You could go and confess the whole thing and clear me of the crime, well not me, me but the real me

Mr Krabs: But I’ll go to prison

Spongebob: Is that more important than helping a young, handsome (Raises eyebrows) like me?

Mr Krabs: Yes, yes it is (He’s talking to the Police officer in the station) So I did everything and Spongebob was just my henchman, so let Spongebob go and now that I’ve told the truth please don’t send me down

Police Officer: I’m sorry sir but I’m a police officer I can’t let a law breaking back on the streets

Mr Krabs: (He starts crying)

Police Officer: Although I could let you go with a bribe

Mr Krabs: I’m never letting you touch me money

Police Officer: Money? I don’t want any money I just want that teddy bear (Mr Krabs hands it to him) Yes, now you can leav… (A beeping noise sounds) My shifts over, don’t worry I think the next officer will be just as caring

Mr Krabs: Thank Neptune (A huge, muscled Police fish burst through the door)

Huge Police Officer: PREPARE TO SPEND TIME IN THE SLAMMER!

Mr Krabs: Do you take bribes too? (He holds up a teddy bear)

Huge Police Officer: I DON’T TAKE THOSE KINDS OF BRIBES….. Give me two and we have a deal (Mr Krabs hands him two bears) Thank you (He opens the door and Mr Krabs leaves)

Spongebob: (In the Krusty Krab he sees Mr Krabs walk in) So Mr Krabs did you learn your lesson?

Mr Krabs: Nope, no lessons learnt (He runs into his office and pulls a teddy bear out of his pocket) And now to get the trillion dollar bill (He pulls the head off the bear to reveal nothing but stuffing) What, where is it, Oh no it can’t be can it?

Huge Police Officer: (He’s playing with the teddy bear in his office) So, Mr Stuffy do you want anymore tea? (The bears head falls off and the bill pokes through) Whoops (He puts the head back on and continues playing with it)

I just noticed that you have two Episode 10s.

Season 1 episode 14 (14)- "The Fast and the Devious"


Mrs Puff: Class dismissed (She gets up to leave just as every student leaves, except Spongebob who walks up to Mrs Puff) Go home Spongebob

Spongebob: I will in a minute Mrs Puff, but I’ve got a question first

Mrs Puff: This isn’t a great time

Spongebob: But Mrs Puff…

Mrs Puff: JUST GO HOME! (Spongebob leaves) Why? (She walks out the classroom and towards her house) At least it’s Thursday and I only have tomorrow with the little creep (She gets tapped on the shoulder by a mysterious, coated stranger) How can I help you (She gets knocked out and collapses on the floor)

Spongebob: (He’s sitting in his seat at Boating School, no one else has arrived) Gosh where is everyone, oh yeah I’m two hours early, silly me (Soon everyone arrives and Mrs Puff walks in)

Mrs Puff: Hello class, leave

Everyone: Huh (They all look confused)

Mrs Puff: Schools off, everyone leave (Everyone walks out) But not you Spongebob (Spongebob stops)

Spongebob: Why Mrs Puff?

Mrs Puff: Oh….I….You need more training, now get into a boat and start to drive (They both walk out and clamber into a boat) Right now start it up

Spongebob: How?

Mrs Puff: Oh you blubbering fool, I mean here I’ll help (She stands on the accelerator and the boat starts to drive)

Spongebob: Do you think I’ll get my license this time Mrs Puff?

Mrs Puff: Oh I doubt it, I’d doubt you’ll ever get

Spongebob: Gee thanks (The boat starts to go off course and crashes out the barrier of the School) Um a little help Mrs Puff (He starts to look nervous)

Mrs Puff: Oh sure (She gets some glue and sticks him to the seat)

Spongebob: What are you doing Mrs Puff?

Mrs Puff: Oh I’m just gluing you to the seat so you can’t escape when it crashes into the Krusty Krab

Spongebob: Krusty Krab?

Mrs Puff: Yes, I’ve planned that the boat will collide with the Krusty Krab destroying it and making Krabs go out of business (Laughs)
Spongebob: Why do you want to do that?

Mrs Puff: Oh come on Spongebob it’s pretty obvious who I am

Spongebob: (Looks closer towards Mrs Puff) Mrs Puff?

Mrs Puff: No (Tears skin off to reveal a robotic Mrs Puff being controlled by Plankton) It’s me Plankton

Spongebob: PLANKTON!

Plankton in robot costume: Yes (He looks forward to see that the boat is heading towards the Krusty Krab) You might hear a faint buzzing sound then you won’t because your be dead, Bye now (He jumps out while Spongebob tries to break off the seat but he can’t)

Spongebob: Come on Spongy (He puts his face on the wheel and tries moving it but he fails) What to do, what to do (He tries jumping out the car but he can’t so he tries shouting to the people in the Krusty Krab to get out) QUICK GET OUT, COME ON

Squidward: (In the Krusty Krab, when he hears Spongebob shouting) Spongebob? (He sees Spongebob about to crash the boat) NO! (He runs outside and snaps the massive sign out of the ground and tries hitting the boat, it works and the boat turns around and heads toward the Chum Bucket) Phew (Mr Krabs walks outside)

Mr Krabs: Taking another break Mr Squidward?

Squidward: No I just saved the lives of everyone in there

Mr Krabs: Yeah whatever, you can daydream on your next break that will be NEVER

Squidward: (He groans)

Spongebob: Now I’m safe (He looks forward and notices he is heading towards the Chum Bucket) Oh great can’t this episode just end already, did I just say episode I meant event (He ducks down while he crashes into the Chum Bucket, when he comes out the other side there is a machine next to him in the boat) What’s this, oh it must control that robot Plankton was using and Mrs Puff (He is unaware that he is heading towards a massive oil rig) Come on why does he always use Super glue? (He sees that he is heading towards the oil rig) Oh come on (He jumps around but still the glue doesn’t un stick) If I hit that rig the whole town will flood and die (He slams his head at the steering wheel but he collapses to the side hitting the machine, turning it on) Huh what was that? Wait I have an idea (He uses his nose to control the machine he is sat next to) One more tiny little adjustment

Plankton in robot costume: (He gets up and is about to get out the costume when it lifts up and flies through the air) What’s happening? Someone must be control the machine (It flies past the Chum Bucket catching up with Spongebob and the boat)

Spongebob: (He is about 10 meters away from the oil rig) Where is it? (He makes one last attempt at breaking free but fails) (He looks behind him to see the robot costume right behind the boat) It just needs to…. (The Mrs Puff costume hit’s the back wheel of the boat making it swerve out the way of the oil rig and the costume gets lodged into the oil rig)

Plankton in robot costume: (He gets out the costume and walks away leaving it stuck in the rig)

Spongebob: (He is spinning around in circles until he stops right outside the Krusty Krab) Hello? Can someone cut me free, hello(Patrick walks by and cuts him free) Thanks buddy

Patrick: Don’t mention it (He walks off just as Mr Krabs walks out of the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob your five minutes late, What’s yer excuse?

Spongebob: I just had some things to sort out

Mr Krabs: I don’t care if you had to stop Plankton who was wearing a costume, from destroying the whole town from a oil explosion

Spongebob: Oh, but I did Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs: That’s right Spongebob, I believe you (He pulls him inside the Krusty Krab)

(Scene cuts to the oil rig beginning to spurt oil)

Reviews would be appreciated

Season 1 episode 15 (15)- "The Daylight Zone"


Computer Technician: Hey Frank come over here (Frank walks over to him)

Frank: What is it?

Computer Technician: If you look at this pie chart, Bikini Bottom aren’t paying there electricity bills

Frank: Well what can we do?

Computer Technician: Oh I wonder what we, a pair of COMPUTER TECHNICIANS can do if people aren’t paying there electricity bills

Frank: Um.. We could cut off there internet connection

Computer Technician: Well, No way who would of thought of that? Sheesh

Frank: Um… Me (Looking nervous)

Computer Technician: Well done, well turn it off then (Frank walks over to a switch entitled “Bikini Bottom” and pulls it, an electrical current travels through the air and into a massive “main computer” in the centre of Bikini Bottom sending a shockwave throughout the city turning everyone’s computer’s off)

Squidward: (He’s talking to a squid on “TentacleBook” when the internet shuts down) Hey what’s happening?

Title Card: The Next Day…

Nat: (There is an angry mob outside Sandy’s Treedome) Hey what’s the deal I was scanning the internet for Po…(Nervously) Potato chips (Whispering) Yeah that’ll fool them (Normally) then the internet just collapsed

Everyone: Yeah, same here (Sandy walks out)

Sandy: I have a plan but it may take some time, it may be ready in six months or even 6 years (There’s a bleeping sound) Or it could be ready right now (She walks inside, followed by Spongebob and Patrick)

Spongebob: So Sandy, what is this “Amazing plan” you have come up with?

Sandy: What plan? I’m just going to run some tests on the main computer to see what’s causing this (She walks outside) FOLLOW ME (Everyone follows Sandy to the main computer) I just need to run a few tests it won’t take long

Title Card: 7 years later, Did I say 7 YEARS? I meant 7 minutes

Sandy: (She emerges from behind the machine) Everyone, I’ve found the problem (She knocks on the computer screen) There’s a computer virus or “bug” in the main system causing all the computers in Bikini Bottom have a sudden shut down of the internet

Mr Krabs: What can you do Sandy?

Sandy: Well, I’ve been thinking, I could create a virtual monster to enter the system and destroy the bug and everyone’s internet will return, but then again there is a chance that….

Bill: Yeah lets do that

Sandy: I didn’t finish, there is a chance that….

Everyone: (Cheering) Sandy!, Sandy, Sandy!

Sandy: Very well (She walks back to the Treedome) Right where to start? (She starts a machine up and starts designing a monster on the screen) Right, that was easy now all I have to do is download the monster to the main computer, this may take some time (She takes a plug from the machine and walks outside pulling it and plugging it into the main computer) There (She runs back to the Treedome and turns the machine on) Right now to get everyone to come and watch my accomplishment (She picks up a megaphone and speaks into it) CITIZENS OF BIKINI BOTTOM THE MACHINE IS COMPLETE (Everyone runs outside and crowd around the main computer) At the moment my machine is downloading the monster and in a few seconds you will all have your internet back

Everyone: (Cheers)

Spongebob: (Spongebob and Patrick walk into the Treedome) Sandy, you here?

Patrick: Have you finished the monster thing yet? (He looks around) She must be getting some equipment for the machine

Sandy: (Her watch beeps) Hey it’s done (She presses a button and the monster appears on the screen) There he is, he should begin destroying the bug on the count of three

Everyone: One, Two, Three (The monster stands on the bug destroying it) Hooray

Spongebob: (Patrick is playing around with all of Sandy’s inventions) Patrick I think you should stop before Sandy comes back

Patrick: Yeah your right, I’m tired anyway (He sits down on the plug connected to the main computer and it snaps)

Sandy: And now he is… (The snapped wire results in the computer beginning to tip) EVERYONE GET OUT THE WAY (Everyone runs away, while the main computer smashes to the ground, Everyone gets up including Sandy) What happened? (From the pieces of machine a giant version of Sandy’s monster appears) Oh no the monsters escaped from the computer (She holds up the megaphone and talks into it) STOP! STOP! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP! Why’s it not listening to me? (She realises she can’t control the monster as it is unplugged from the power source) Oh Shoot!

Spongebob: Patrick look what you’ve done, this might have been one of Sandy’s most important inventions and you’ve destroyed it (Patrick taps him on the shoulder)

Patrick: I wouldn’t worry about that, LOOK (He points to the monster who is pushing over buildings and terrorising citizens)

Spongebob: What is that?

Patrick: Um.. A monster

Spongebob: Yeah I know that, but how did it get there (They both run out the Treedome and towards the monster)

Sandy: Please people don’t panic (Everyone stops in the tracks) I have a plan

Squidward: A plan? Look what your first “Plan” did, Lets get her (They all approach Sandy)

Spongebob: (He shoots a laser into the air) Stay away from the squirrel, I have a laser gun and I’m afraid to use it, you know because I could go to jail and stuff, but you know what I mean (He points the gun at everyone)

Sandy: QUICK SPONGEBOB NOWS YOUR CHANCE, SHOOT THE MONSTER! (She runs up to Spongebob)

Spongebob: (He aims the gun at the monster who is kicking down the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Sure, destroy the bad guys restaurant

Sandy: Spongebob, what are you waiting for, shoot him (He pulls the trigger and the monster turns around and stares at him)

Spongebob: Uh oh (The monster keeps staring at him)

Sandy: Spongebob run, he’s getting an image of you in his mind so he can DESTROY YOU (Spongebob runs still holding the gun)

Spongebob: Couldn’t we have just had a talk with the computer technicians, but no we had to create an elaborate contraption that was obviously not going to work (He looks behind to see the monster close behind him, he tries shooting the monster but misses) Where should I go? (He runs into the Treedome and starts up a giant gun) Right now’s my chance (He aims the gun at the monster who is about fifty feet away) Come on, baby (The monster runs up to the Treedome but trips over it and rolls down the hill and off the cliff) What the?… (Spongebob runs outside to see the monster hanging on the edge of the cliff, He points the gun at him, while the town gathers around him at the edge of the cliff)

Everyone: KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM

Spongebob: I….I…I Can’t kill him, he’s just a misunderstood killing machine, like many of you, oh and I know just the way we can use him

(Scene cuts to the two computer technicians being tied up and destroying there work place)

Computer Technicians: Please stop him, we’ll let you have your internet back, for free

Everyone: (Cheers)

Patrick: Well I don’t know about you but I’m all cheered out, Lets all go to the Chum Bucket

Plankton: YES!

Patrick: Oh, I meant the Krusty Krab

Everyone: (Cheers)

Monster: RAWG (Coughs) Sorry about that, I’ve been feeling terrible lately, so anyway I hope you enjoyed this tale from the deep and make sure you come back for more next time

Season 1 episode 16 (16)- "The Night Before the Day After Christmas"


Mr Krabs: SPONGEBOB, FRONT AND CENTER!!! (Spongebob rushes up to Mr Krabs) As you know boy Christmas is coming very soon….

Spongebob: 13 Days, 6 hours, 24 minutes and 36 seconds to be precise, sorry I mean 35 seconds

Mr Krabs: Yes, Anyway as you know I have got no decorations in the Krusty Krab so I’d like you to go and get the biggest pine tree you can find

Spongebob: Aye, Aye Sir (He runs out of the Krusty Krab)

(Scene cuts to Spongebob and Patrick walking through a forest looking up and down the pine trees)

Patrick: Hey, Spongebob how about this one

Spongebob: Patrick, that’s a palm tree (They keep wondering into the forest, until Spongebob finds the perfect tree) That’s it, Patrick chop it down (Off screen Patrick starts cutting) No Pat, not the palm tree

Mr Krabs: (He’s in the Krusty Krab when Spongebob and Patrick pull the Christmas Tree inside) Spongebob, put the tree down and go and cook some patties

Spongebob: Aye, Aye sir (He drops the tree and runs into the Kitchen)

Mr Krabs: Right, you can all go home now (Squidward shoots out the Krusty Krab, Spongebob walks out the kitchen)

Spongebob: So, Mr Krabs can we put the lights on the tree yet?

Mr Krabs: Not yet lad, a bit later

Title Card: The Eve of Christmas night before Christmas…

Mr Krabs: Right, now you can turn them on (Spongebob walks in front of him and turns the lights on)

Spongebob: (Looking around at Mr Krabs) You waited a long time didn’t you Mr Krabs? Christmas is only tomorrow

Mr Krabs: Well you know what they say lad, “You save money to spend money”

Spongebob: Who says that?

Mr Krabs: Some mentally unstable guy, he’s dead now

Spongebob: Oh (Looking concerned)

Mr Krabs: Well Spongebob me boy, I think you can go home now

Spongebob: Wow really, five hours late, thanks Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs: Have a great Christmas

Spongebob: You too Mr Krabs (He walks outside shutting the door) Wait a minute, I forgot to turn the grill off (He runs inside) Mr Krabs? Mr Krabs? (He looks around but can’t see him, so he walks into the Kitchen just as Mr Krabs walks out his office)

Mr Krabs: Now, to save money (He turns the Christmas tree lights off and walks out the Krusty Krab, locking it)

Spongebob: (In the kitchen, he turns the grill off) Now to get a good nights sleep (He walks out the Kitchen to see the Christmas tree lights turned off) They must have come unplugged (He plugs the lights into the socket but the lights explode, lighting a match that rolls in the kitchen making the Krusty Krab explode) NO!!! (The tree shoots out the Krusty Krab and into the sky) Oh no, the tree (He tries to grab onto it but it’s to high in the air) Mr Krabs is going to kill m… (There is an explosion in the air, Spongebob looks up to see a flaming wreckage fly through the air and land in the forest) What was that? (He runs outside the Krusty Krab and towards the forest, he looks through the trees to see a flaming sledge and Santa laying face down on the floor) Oh no, I’ve killed SANTA (He runs out of the forest and back to his house) This has got to be a nightmare, hasn’t it? (He jumps into bed and tries to get to sleep)

Title Card: Ho, Ho, Ho it’s Christmas Day

Spongebob: (He wakes up) IT’S CHRISTMAS!!! (He gets out of bed and looks out the window, then opening it, he sees everyone looking extremely sad) What’s wrong with everyone? Oh yeah I killed Santa (He starts to cry) There’s nothing I can do but tell them the truth, I’m sure they won’t….

(Scene cuts to Spongebob being chased by the citizens, with pitch forks and flaming sticks)

Spongebob:…Start an angry mob and TRY TO KILL ME, How wrong I was (He runs into the forest and hides from the mob) This has been the second worst Christmas ever (He hears noises so he runs thinking it’s the mob) They can’t know I’m in here (He runs but trips and lands next to Santa’s clothes) AH!!! (He gets up and runs but gets his leg caught in a tree) Come on (He pulls really hard but won’t break free, he starts to cry) Why me? (He stumbles back and hit’s a flaming piece of sledge covered with oil, making the tree explode and shoot off into the sky, with Spongebob holding on) AH!!! (Spongebob clambers onto the tree and rides it like a boat) I repeat, Why me? (The tree is going so fast, Spongebob is struggling to hold on) I can’t hold on much longer (While he’s talking his watch smashes, he looks at it to find the hands are going backwards) What the…? (He looks down to see everyone doing everything backwards, he sees his former self run out the forest, and back to his house) What, how can I go back in time, it’s impossible….Well it is a Christmas Special (The tree and Spongebob slam into a sledge and Spongebob falls inside) Where am I? (He looks around to see he is surrounded by gifts) If I wasn’t mistaken I’d think this sledge belongs to the Easter Bunny

Santa: Ho, Ho, Ho that’s right Sant… Wait no, not that darn bunny, it belongs to me Santa, me Santa

Spongebob: Santa! (He faints, then gains consciousness) Is it really you Santa?

Santa: Of course it is you little….(He starts talking under his breath)

Spongebob: That’s really something (He looks down to see his past self about to plug the lights into the tree) Uh oh (He tries steering the sledge but the tree is to fast and it collides with the sledge making the pieces of broken sledge shoot through the sky and land in the forest) Santa, where are you? (He walks around looking for Santa) Where could he have gone? (He leans against a tree and Santa’s clothes fall on him) What the….? (He hears a noise in the forest) Who’s there? Santa is it you?

Santa: Lie down boy, you will cause a rip in the space time blah whatever (Spongebob lies face down in the forest)

Spongebob’s Past Self: Oh no, I’ve killed SANTA (He runs out of the forest)

Spongebob: Wait, so the Santa who I saw in the forest was actually me and that Santa I thought I would see…

Santa: …Was actually me (He appears in front of Spongebob) Now, not to cause a time paradox (He gets a gun out his coat and shoots the past Spongebob who was running back to the house)

Spongebob: That was a little harsh wasn’t it?

Santa: Who cares? I’m Santa (He laugh)

Spongebob: (Looking a bit nervous) Yeeeah, very good

Santa: (His watch beeps) Oh no, I’ve only got ten minutes to deliver presents to Bikini Bottom (He looks at Spongebob) Will you help me, young man?

Spongebob: Why not?

Santa: ….Because you’re a weak, young sponge who is gullible and clumsy, but very well (He and Spongebob pick up the presents and run to the city)

Spongebob: (He goes through the chimney of a house) Right now I just have to put the gifts down and leave (He puts the gifts down and climbs up the chimney) Now only twenty four houses to visit in under three minutes (He tries to pull the sack with him up the chimney but it gets stuck) Come on you stupid sack (He drops it and the sack burns and shoots out the chimney) THE PRESENTS! (He watches as the flaming pile of presents shoots through the air)

Santa: Now where is that Spongebob? (He puts his pile of gifts down beside him, but the flaming sack lands next to it and burns every last gift) Oh no Christmas is ruined, Well It wasn’t me (He flies away, just as Spongebob runs up to the gifts)

Spongebob: I’ve ruined Christmas (He starts to cry, just as everyone walks out there houses looking extremely happy) Why are you all so happy, you don’t have any presents

Nat: Presents? That’s not all that Christmas is about It’s a time to spend with you families and friends and forget all your worries (Everyone cheers)

Patrick: SNOWBALL FIGHT (Everyone starts throwing snowballs, laughing and cheering)

Santa: Wow what a cheap ending, I mean …And so everyone joined together to have a great Christmas, and even Plankton didn’t do anything evil, and that concludes the Christmas tale this year, now I’m off to Brazil, I can’t stand this cold weather (Laughing) Ho, Ho, Ho, Happy Honokaa (He flies off into the sky)

Season 1 episode 17 (17)- "SB-Y2K11"


Patrick: (He’s sitting on the couch watching TV he is really bored) There’s nothing on, I know I’ll go to the Krusty Krab to get something to eat (He gets up and walks to the Krusty Krab he sits down on a table and watches Squidward handing a fish a Krabby Patty) Even Squidward’s having fun

Squidward: I hate my life

Patrick: See he’s practically bursting with excitement, I want to get a job (He walks out the Krusty Krab) But where can I get a job around here (He looks down and sees a Newspaper under his foot, he picks it up and begins to read) THAT’S IT!, I’ll be a Newspaper (He walks into the kitchen of the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: Patrick good to see you

Patrick: Hey Spongebob can you read these out for me?

Spongebob: Sure buddy (He takes the newspaper and begins to read it) Patrick you want a job?

Patrick: Why not?

Spongebob: Well it’s getting really close to the new year I don’t think any businesses will be looking for emp…. Hey here’s one, nuclear power plant worker how about that?

Patrick: I don’t know isn’t it kind of dangerous?

Spongebob: Your right it probably is

Patrick: Cool!

Narrator: A few days later….

Spongebob: (He walks up to Patrick’s house and knocks on it, no one answers) Patrick you in? (He gets his cell phone out and rings Patrick) Patrick where are you?

Patrick: (He’s in the office talking to Spongebob on the phone) Spongebob I can’t talk now I’m at work

Spongebob: Work?

Patrick: (He starts brushing the floor with the brush) He walks into a room just as a fish sneaks out the room, Patrick walks in and turns the light on. Thousands of screens turn on showing parts of Bikini Bottom) Wow (He sits down and gets out some food, he looks at his watch) Oh no it’s almost midnight I’m missing the new years party (He gets up and knocks the soda over the controls) Please, No (He tries drying the soda but it doesn’t work) What to do, what to do (He pulls the metal off the machine and sees the soda travelling down the circuit and towards the main control, he slips on the soda and gets knocked out on the floor)

(Outside everyone is counting down to the new year)

Everyone: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four (The soda hits the main control just as they reach zero, Patrick panics and pulls a lever making the Power Plant blow up and send rays of radiation over Bikini Bottom. It strikes twelve and everyone cheers when the radiation floods through the town centre making everyone’s watches and the clock tower has a malfunction) Huh?

Mr Krabs: What’s happening to the tower? (Sparks fly out the tower then they just end, everyone turns round and continue to party)

Spongebob: (He stumbles into his house and turns on the lights, a blue spark flies out the switch making it turn bright blue) Hey Gary, you look blue (Gary slithers off, Spongebob looks around as the whole room turns blue) Blue, I like blue (He stumbles upstairs and falls into bed) Ah, now for a nice rest until it’s the first day of 2011 (He falls asleep, meanwhile downstairs the blue light makes all the machines in Spongebob’s house spark and slowly start to move)

(The sun rises and Spongebob wakes up)

Spongebob: Happy new years day everyone (He runs down the stairs) I can’t wait to go to work for the first time this year (He puts some bread in the toaster and waits) It’s taking a long time this morning (He is about to turn the toaster off when the toast shoots out and hits Spongebob right in the face, knocking him onto the floor) That was weird (He goes to get some more bread, walking past the micro-wave that slams open into his face) Ow, somethings really wrong (He hears a noise outside so he goes to see what it is, everyone is being attacked by every electrical appliance) What’s happening? (While he’s talking a helicoptor crashes next to him and explodes) Ah (He jumps back in shock and falls over a TV, he stumbles back and into Squidward’s house, He runs upstairs to see a fridge walking towards Squidward who is asleep) SQUIDWARD LOOK OUT (Squidward wakes up)

Squidward: (He wakes up) What do you want Spongebob? (He sees the fridge) What the?… (He jumps out the way just as the fridge destroys the bed) What’s happening?

Spongebob: All the machines have started attacking us (Down the stairs the oven as turned on and starts walking to the gas fire) So we need to leave…NOW!! (Spongebob pulls Squidward down the stairs)

Squidward: (He sees the oven walking towards the gas fire) QUICK, SPONGEBOB IT’S GOING TO BLOW (Squidward gets up and runs outside, with Spongebob close behind) But my house (It explodes) NO!

Spongebob: Don’t worry about that, were all doomed anyway the machines are over running society

Squidward: Spongebob, look out (He jumps to his left just as a bomb explodes next to him) We need to find cover (They both run to the Krusty Krab) We should be safe in here

Spongebob: (He rests but sees a nail for out the ceiling) SQUIDWARD

Squidward: What? (He gets up)

Spongebob: Look (He points to the ceiling)

Squidward: The machines are try to break in (They both huddle together in the corner to see the whole town pour in) Huh

Nat: We need a place to stay away from the machines, they’ve taken everything (Everyone starts muttering in despair)

Spongebob: If we want to survive, we need a plan (Everyone looks at Spongebob) Luckily I have one

Mr Krabs: Really? What is it?

Spongebob: Oh, I don’t have a plan I have a book of plans (He holds up the book) I solemnly swear, I will get rid of those horrible machines, if it’s the last thing I do

(Scene cuts to the citizens in a cold, wet cave huddled together)

Patrick: So Spongebob, have you got a plan yet?

Fred: Yeah, you said you’d get a plan even if it was the last thing you do

Spongebob: I did, but I don’t have one

Everyone: Ow come on, you said… (They all look angry)

Spongebob: The only last thing we can do is….

(Scene cuts to the citizens charging towards Bikini Bottom)

Patrick: Is what?

Spongebob: Launch an attack on the machines (He gets a spear out his pocket and picks up pace)

Patrick: (He falls over and falls down a hill) Ow, that hurt (He looks up to see the Power Station) That’s it

Spongebob: Come on everyone (Everyone runs towards the machines and start attacking them)

Mr Krabs: Take that, juicer (He smashes the juicer) Oh wait, that was my juicer

(The machines fight back and imprison people in the giant metal toaster)

Spongebob: The only way to stop it is destroying the toast… (The machines throw Spongebob In the toaster) …Er (The machines traps every citizen and the machines turn it on)

Squidward: (In the toaster) Well it could be worse (He starts to sweat) Is it getting hot in here?

Spongebob: Yeah, I think it is

Mrs Puff: There cooking us in the toaster (Everyone screams just as Spongebob’s cell phone rings)

Spongebob: (In pain) Who is it?

Patrick: Hey Spongebob it’s me, I’m at the Power Plant I know how to stop the machines

Spongebob: What, are you going to send a shockwave through the town turning all the machines off?

Patrick: No, silly (He saws the last piece of the building and it collapses on the giant toaster making everyone fall out)

Spongebob: Patrick you saved us (He gets hit over the head by a mechanical hammer)

Patrick: SPONGEBOB?!? (He runs up to Spongebob who is lying on the floor) Look what you stupid machine has done to my best friend (He gets up and walks up to a control panel) Everyone leave, take Spongebob with you I don’t want him to wake up and see this (Mr Krabs picks Spongebob up and along with the other citizens, walks away)

Spongebob: (He wakes up to see everyone looking down at him) What happened?

Mr Krabs: You were knocked out lad, but your OK now (He comforts Spongebob)

Spongebob: Where’s Patrick?

Mr Krabs: Um, He went home as he was feeling…great

Spongebob: (He gets up) I’ll just go and visit him

Mr Krabs: I wouldn’t lad (He grabs Spongebob’s shirt)

Spongebob: I think I should (He climbs up the sand bank to see Patrick on top of the controls about to press a button) PATRICK! (He takes one last glance at Spongebob and sheds a tear

Patrick: (He presses and button and the controls and machines explode into a cloud of smoke)

Spongebob: PATRICK, NO! (He runs up and clears the smoke to see Patrick, covered in smoke lying on the floor) It can’t be true (The citizens all gather around Spongebob)

Squidward: He died a hero

Spongebob: He sure did (He waits next to Patrick until it’s dark)

(Everyone attends the funeral, in-between scenes there are images of Spongebob and Patrick having fun)

Spongebob: Patrick may not have been the smartest person in Bikini Bottom, but he was like a brother to me and no one can ever deny that

(The episode ends with Spongebob and Patrick blowing bubbles to the song - “Everybody Hurts” - R.E.M.)

Season 1 episode 18 (18)- "One Thousand Too Many"


Plankton: (He’s strolling angrily around the Chum Bucket) Stupid Wife, stupid business, stupid customers, stupid Krabs, stupid life (He sits down) Forget it, I can never defeat Krabs not even if there were nine hundred and ninety nine of me (Has an idea) But maybe one thousand versions of me could (He gets up and walks to a machine and turns it on) I knew this duplication machine would be useful one day (He laughs and evil laugh)

Mr Krabs: (He’s walks out his office) Squidward, where’s Spongebob?

Squidward: He must still be mourning over Patrick

Mr Krabs: Still? That happened yesterday (He walks up to the front doors) Your in charge, I’m going to see if Spongebob is alright (He walks out the Krusty Krab and hears a noise coming from the Chum Bucket) Huh (He carries on walking, then he sees electricity shooting out the Chum Bucket) I better check this out (He walks into the Chum Bucket taking precautions) Something’s not right (He walks into Plankton’s lab to see him standing in a machine) Plankton?

Machine: One minute until transaction

Mr Krabs: Transaction?

Plankton: That’s right Krabs, in under one minute there will be a thousand of me and there’s nothing you can do about it (He laughs)

Spongebob: (He walks out his house) I better go to work, Patrick wouldn’t want me sulking over him all day (He walks towards the Krusty Krab) Maybe cooking up some Patties will improve my mood (He walks up to the doors but gets hit in the face by someone opening them the opposite side) Whoo (He falls backwards and into the Chum Bucket doors) Ah (He bursts through the doors and accidentally hits Plankton off the machine)

Plankton: Spongebob, get off my machine (He tries pushing him off the machine but he doesn’t move)

Spongebob: What happened? (He tries getting up but the machine zaps him)

Mr Krabs: This can’t be good (He runs out the door along with Plankton)

Plankton: AH! (He and Mr Krabs run into the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: What’s wrong with you two? (He stands up behind the cash register)

Mr Krabs and Plankton: SPONGEBOB’S!

Squidward: Spongebob’s? There’s only one, thank Neptune

Plankton: There won’t be in a minute

Squidward: What do you mea… (The Chum Bucket explodes with a thousand clones of Spongebob) NO! (He runs out the Krusty Krab and into his house)

Mr Krabs: (The Spongebob’s cover the Krusty Krab) No one open the door, or we will be drowned by a sea of Sponge’s
Fred: What? (He opens the doors and the sea of Spongebob’s floods the Krusty Krab)

Plankton: You idio… (He is buried underneath the clones)

Mr Krabs: Is everyone OK? (The Krusty Krab explodes releasing the clones and the customers) My restaurant!

Plankton: Ha your restaurant (He gets up after being buried in the clones)

Mr Krabs: Ha your restaurant (He points to the Chum Bucket that was destroyed by the clones)

Plankton: Oh (He sulks)

Mr Krabs: We’ve got bigger problems, what are we going to do with all the clones?

Plankton: We need to get rid of them before they take over the whole town

Squidward: (Scene cuts to Squidward in his house, painting a picture) Ah this is relaxing (He hears a noise out the window, it’s Spongebob) Go away Spongebob (He throws a brush In his head) Ha ha (A Spongebob walks into the room) Spongebob? GO AWAY! (He opens the door to see four more Spongebob’s) AH! (He jumps out the window and lands on a pile of Spongebob’s) GET AWAY FROM ME! (He runs around the back of his house to see a line of Spongebob’s) GET OUT MY HOUSE (He kicks one it flies though the air) That gives me an idea (Scene cuts to a line of Spongebob’s, Squidward starts kicking them and they fly off into the air) This is fun (He keeps kicking them)

Sandy: (She’s in her Treedome when a Spongebob lands on her house) Spongebob?, What are you doing on the roof? (She laughs) Get down from there, you little rascal (She sees another one land next to him) What? All the Spongebob’s begin to land on her Treedome) Why is there so many of them? (There is soon too many and they begin to crack the glass) Ah, there destroying my house (She runs outside and begins pushing them off but more and more keep coming) Get off my house (They all fall onto the ground) Where are they all coming from)

Squidward: (He kicks the last clone) Gosh, that was the most fun I’ve had in…Well forever (He laughs)

Sandy: (She kicks the last Spongebob off the Treedome but one lands on top of her) Ow (The last clone falls off and onto the pile of other clones, she jumps off the Treedome and pulls one of the clones into her house and into her laboratory) Now lets see what’s with all the clones (She turns on a machine and it scans the clone) I. Don’t. Believe it (Scene cuts to Sandy in front of the whole town) We need to destroy all the clones as I have life threatening news about them

Nat: What is the news

Sandy: Wait a minute and I’ll tell you the news

Fred: What news?

Sandy: JUST LISTEN, I found out that the Spongebob clones are multiplying thanks to a default in cloning machine, So soon there won’t be a thousand Spongebob’s

Everyone: (They all cheer)

Sandy: There will be one billion and maybe even more

Everyone: Oh

Sandy: So we need to kill all the clones before they take over the whole ocean, Don’t worry about Spongebob

Squidward: Don’t worry, I won’t

Sandy: I’ve told him to stay in his house while we are killing the clones so he won’t get mistakenly shot

Spongebob: (He’s in his house looking out his window) I’m so bored, I know I’ll and play with Gary (He looks around to see Gary leaving the house with a shot gun) Oh, It looks like Gary’s going to kill me (He sighs) What to do, what to do? (He sees a clone run up to the window and collapse to the floor) Oh there’s one of the clones (Spongebob clutches his back) Ow what was that (He keeps getting pains all over his body) What’s happening? (He looks out the window again to see the clones getting shot) Oh no, every time one of the clones gets shot I feel the pain (He gets anxious) So when all the clones die, I’ll die (He gets really nervous) I need to go tell Sandy (He sneaks out the back of the house and towards the Treedome) Right, now I just have to avoid….

Mr Krabs: Stop right there, cloney (Spongebob turns around)

Spongebob: Mr Krabs, it’s me Spongebob

Mr Krabs: Yeah that’s right clone (He points his gun at Spongebob)

Spongebob: AH!

Mr Krabs: Everyone get him (He jesters and a mob of citizen chase after Spongebob) You can’t run far (He chases him while running they keep shooting more clones, hurting Spongebob)

Sandy: (In the Treedome looking at a machine) This is great, there are only fifty three clones left, oh I mean fifty two

Spongebob: Ow (He reaches the Treedome door and bursts in locking the door and putting on a water helmet) At last I’m safe

Sandy: (She looks at the machine) Oh no, there’s one in my house, Well I’ll just see about that (Spongebob opens the door to see Sandy pointing a gun in his face)

Spongebob: Sandy, it’s me Spongebob Ow (He clutches his side)

Sandy: Spongebob, I’ve told you to stay in your house

Spongebob: Sandy, I’ve got bad news every time a Clone Is shot I feel it’s pain

Sandy: So when all the clones are killed…

Spongebob: I’ll die to (He keeps clutching his back and side) How many clones are there left?

Sandy: (She looks at the machine) Twelve, we need to tell everyone (Sandy runs out the Treedome, to see the crowd of people surrounding her) Everyone we need to stop this, your killing the real Spongebob

Nat: What, I don’t understand (Everyone looks confused)

Sandy: All the Clones are connected to Spongebob so when the last clone is killed, the real Spongebob will die

Fred: Oh, We better stop then
Nat: Oh you think, sheesh (Everyone puts there guns down and walk away)

Sandy: (She walks into the Treedome to see Spongebob staring at the screen) What’s wrong Spongebob, I’ve stopped the mob

Spongebob: I don’t think you have Sandy (He clutches his side)

Sandy: What do you mean? (She walks up to the machine)

Spongebob: The clone count is still going down

Sandy: But who is still killing the clones?

Squidward: (Scene cuts to Squidward shooting a clone) This is the most fun I’ve ever had (He laughs)

Sandy: There’s only three clones left (She and Spongebob run out the Treedome and look everywhere) Who is shooting the clone?

Squidward: (He shoots two clones and sees the last one) The final clone, this should be fun (He sneaks through a bush and aims the gun at it) Hasta La Vista Spongy (Sandy points the gun away from the clone) Sandy?

Sandy: Squidward, Don’t shoot the clone your kill the real Spongebob

Squidward: Really (He looks surprised) So your saying if I kill that clone, there will be no annoying neighbour who makes my life a living nightmare?

Sandy: Well yeah, but DON’T SHOOT (Squidward looks at the clone then at the real Spongebob, he puts the gun down)

Squidward: I could never kill Spongebob, no matter how annoying he is, although I will miss killing him

Sandy: I think I have an idea

Squidward: (Scene cuts to Squidward outside his house, kicking down and shooting models of Spongebob) Thanks Sandy, you’ve made me so happy

Sandy: That’s great Squidward (She leans close to Spongebob) Now lets get out of here before he forget himself and shoots us

Spongebob: That’s just what I was thinking (They both run off into Spongebob’s house while Squidward continues shooting the models and laughing)

Season 1 episode 19 (19)- "Patrigeist"


Spongebob: (He climbs up the sand bank to see Patrick on top of the controls about to press a button) PATRICK! (He takes one last glance at Spongebob and sheds a tear) PATRICK, NO! (He runs up and pushes Patrick the bomb explodes in a cloud of smoke, just as Spongebob wakes up) Patrick don’t go (He gets out of bed) I need a drink, and not just water (He walks down the stairs and pours a glass of milk) This should stop me having those nightmares (He drinks the milk and gets back into bed, he soon falls asleep)

Patrick: You killed me

Spongebob: No, No I didn’t Patrick, please forgive me (He wakes up) I need help (He knocks on Squidward’s door) Squidward are you in

Squidward: NO! I mean… (He covers his mouth)

Spongebob: I need help, I keep having nightmares about Patrick

Squidward: Just go and see Sandy (He shuts the window)

Spongebob: Thanks Squidward (He walks away)

Squidward: (Mumbles under his breath)

Spongebob: (He walks towards the entrance of the Treedome and knocks on the door) Sandy are you in?

Sandy: (From inside the Treedome) Who is it?

Spongebob: It’s me, Spongebob I need help

Sandy: Can’t it wait until the morning?

Spongebob: No, not really (Sandy opens the door and Spongebob walks in)

Sandy: What’s the matter?

Spongebob: It’s about Patrick (He looks sad)

Sandy: Aw, I know you lost your best friend but you can’t dwell on the past

Spongebob: No it’s not that, I keep having dreams of him blaming me for his death

Sandy: Dreams?

Spongebob: Yeah, He keeps recurring and saying stuff like “You killed me” and “How could you” and so on

Sandy: Well if he’s appearing in your mind then there might be a way of extracting him from your mind and bringing him back to life, I think I have a machine that could do that

Spongebob: (He looks confused)

Sandy: I had a lot of spare metal…..And time (She walks over, scanning all her inventions) I think this is the one (She wheels in a machine with a table attached to it) Right now you just have to lie on the table and go to sleep

Spongebob: Sure thing Sandy (He lifts himself onto the machine and lies down)

Sandy: This may hurt a little

Spongebob: AH!

Sandy: It’s not on yet

Spongebob: Oh, AH!

Sandy: It’s not on yet again Spongebob, Now I’ll turn it on (She pulls a lever)

Spongebob: Well doesn’t hurt, AH! THE PAIN IT’S KILLING ME (He tries getting off the machine but he can’t move) SANDY, PLEASE GET IT OF…. (He jumps off the machine) Ah

Sandy: Great news, Patrick’s stored memory is in this machine, so with a pull of this lever we should (Whispers) Hopefully

Spongebob: Did you say something Sandy?

Sandy: No, no not at all, Right I’ll just have to sustain the level of power, converting the DNA transferring it to the reactor at the maximum possible level or prosperity

Spongebob: Huh?

Sandy: Don’t worry (She presses a button and the machine powers up, but the cable can’t handle it and it explodes) Oh no, the cables destroyed we need to find another cable with a bigger power source

Spongebob: I know just the place (Scene cuts to Spongebob plugging the cable into the back of the Krusty Krab) There we go (He runs back to the Treedome but trips on the plug that runs from the Treedome and restaurant snapping it in two, unbeknown to Spongebob who runs off) Sandy I’ve plugged it in, now can we get back to bringing my best friend back?

Sandy: Sure (She presses the machine again and it powers up, the electricity powers through the cable but stops at the part that was destroyed, Sandy presses the button again and more power goes through the cable forcing it to spread through the whole ocean)

Spongebob: (He sees the ocean filling with the blue electrical waves) Sandy, YOU NEED TO STOP, NOW! (He tries pressing the button but she pushes it for the last time and the ocean vibrates and the electrical waves die down) Phew

Sandy: Spongebob, what do you mean stop? The experiments finished, but I have bad news

Spongebob: No, please don’t say it

Sandy: Patrick’s DNA was too much for the machine to handle and it was transported to another dimension and there’s no way of getting it back, I’m so sorry (He comforts Spongebob as he walks back to his house and walks into his bedroom)

Spongebob: (He walks up to his bedroom window and looks up at the starry sky) I know your out there Patrick, and I’ll never forget about you (He gets into bed, Meanwhile in the Grave Yard the electrical currents shock the ground and a green hand lunges out the ground, He gets out of bed and walks to the kitchen) I think I’ll have some Kelp Bites today, in memory of Patrick (He walks to the fridge and sees Squidward at his window) Squidward? (He opens the window) What’s the news Squidward?

Squidward: Haven’t you heard? The living dead have taken over Bikini Bottom all thanks to Sandy’s machine

Spongebob: I know what to do, But I’ll need some hel… (Squidward runs off into his house and opens his window)

Squidward: Good luck

Spongebob: I guess it’s just me then (He walks into the Treedome) Sandy, are you in I need to borrow your machine (Sandy emerges from behind the tree)

Sandy: Oh Spongebob it’s you, So you’ve heard about my machine?

Spongebob: Yeah, But it wouldn’t be a Sandy Cheeks invention if it didn’t go wrong

Sandy: Ow jeez thanks Spongebob

Spongebob: Are you going to come and help defeat them?

Sandy: I can’t leave my house in case someone finds out it’s my machine that caused all the damage (Spongebob leans closer to Sandy)

Spongebob: Sandy, I’m really scared

Sandy: Don’t be, I’m sure Patrick will be thinking of you right now, and he'll be so proud

Spongebob: Thank you Sandy (He leave the Treedome and runs to downtown Bikini Bottom carrying the machine) Oh my Neptune (He sees all the living dead terrorizing the citizens)

Dead fish: (He spots Spongebob wielding the machine and they all charge towards him) Get him, he’s going to destroy us (Spongebob’s cell phone rings and he answers it)

Spongebob: Can’t really talk right now (He’s running away from them carrying the machine)

Sandy: (On the Cell phone) Spongebob you need to place the machine in the middle of them and press the button, it’s your only chance of saving the town

Spongebob: (He drops the Cell phone as the living dead surround him in a circle)

Dead Lobster: There’s no way you can escape now (They all start to crowd around him, while Spongebob takes a picture of Patrick out his pocket and looks at it)

Spongebob: (His face turns to anger) I don’t think so (He presses the button on the machine and jumps high into the air)

Dead Lobster: NO! (The blue electrical shock wave spreads through the city leaving the living dead to collapse and get covered in sand burring them once again)

Spongebob: Yes (He puts the picture into his pocket) I’ll never forget you buddy

Patrick: (Patrick is floating in a white space looking at a screen with Spongebob on) Neither will I buddy, neither will I

That was an amazing episode. In fact, the part where SpongeBob is looking up at the starry sky in his bedroom nearly made me tear up, and I will tell you right now, I NEVER cry at people's spin-offs. I really think more people need to understand what a talented writer you really are.

Season 1 episode 20 (20)- "Wi-Fi Spy"


Mr Krabs: (He’s standing at the Cash register) Ah, nothing like seeing me customers happy faces (Nat walks up to the register) Hello Sir, what can I get for you?

Nat: Oh, I’ll have a Krabby Patty and the Wi-Fi code

Mr Krabs: Wifey?

Nat: No, WI-FI

Mr Krabs: I don’t quite follow

Nat: Oh sheesh, I’ll just take the burger (Mr Krabs hands him the patty)

Mr Krabs: (He walks into his office and speaks into an intercom) EMPLOYEES PLEASE COME TO ME OFFICE, IMMEDIATELY (Spongebob runs into his office, with Squidward walking behind him)

Spongebob: What’s the news Mr Krabs?

Squidward: Yeah, I’m practically bursting to find out (He says sarcastically)

Mr Krabs: Well Mr Squidward I’ll tell you, I was serving a customer a second ago and I believe he asked for a Krabby Patty and a side of wifey, I bet it’s that darn Plankton’s new recipe

Squidward: A dinosaur like yourself probably wouldn’t know that “Wi-Fi” is what the young and fashionable fish use nowadays to use the internet while on the go

Mr Krabs: Huh?

Squidward: Just install it

Mr Krabs: That I will Mr Squidward, that I will

Title Card: One week later…

Nat: (Scene cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab with a sign that reads “Free Wi-Fi when you buy the code for $20.95”, there is a huge line leading up to Squidward serving Nat at the cast register) Um… I’ll have the Wi-Fi Code

Squidward: What, no food?

Nat: No thanks, just the code

Squidward: I can’t say I blame you (He hands him a crudely cut piece of paper with a number written on it with blue crayon) That’ll be $20.95, please

Nat: (He takes the piece of paper and sits down, taking his phone out and going onto the internet) Right lets see how SBC’s going he is about to press a button when thousands of emails pop up saying “Eat at the Krusty Krab”)

Mr Krab: (He’s in his office talking to Spongebob) Sending the emails to everyone in Bikini Bottom was the best plan you’ve ever had

Spongebob: Well I just thought, what’s the point In having an email address if you don’t get people who send spam?

Mr Krabs: (He uses the combination 342858473749573 to open the safe and take the formula out of it) Ah precious formula (He smashes it to the ground and sets fire to it)

Spongebob: Mr Krabs, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! (He runs over to the ash) Why did you do that?, have you been taking your medication

Mr Krabs: No, but that’s not the point, I don’t need the recipe anymore

Spongebob: Why? If you don’t have the recipe how are you going to cook Krabby Patties?

Mr Krabs: I don’t need it anymore because it’s all stored in this unsafe, unlocked and unprotected machine known as a computer (He points to the Computer)

Spongebob: As safe as that sounds, don’t you think you should keep a paper copy just in case?

Mr Krabs: It’ll be fine, now come on you need to help me change the sign at the front too $75.00 for the code (They both walk out the office)

Plankton: (He’s in the Chum Bucket on the computer, but the Krusty Krab pop-ups keep occurring) Stupid Krabs, if he’s not tormenting me in real life he’s tormenting me viral, doesn’t he give anyone any privacy

Karen: (Calls from the kitchen) Quick Plankton, I’ve spotted something on the CCTV camera’s you installed all over the Krusty Krab (Plankton walks in to see Karen staring at a screen)

Plankton: What is it? (He looks at the screen)

Karen: You know Krabs installed Wi-Fi to the restaurant?

Plankton: It’s hard to forget when you keep reminding me

Karen: Well I was just checking the camera in his office and he destroyed the formula

Plankton: What, why did he want to do that?

Karen: Watch (She rewinds the CCTV video and plays it)

Mr Krabs: No, but that’s not the point, I don’t need the recipe anymore

Spongebob: Why? If you don’t have the recipe how are you going to cook Krabby Patties?

Mr Krabs: I don’t need it anymore because it’s all stored in this unsafe, unlocked and unprotected machine known as a computer (He points to the Computer)

Plankton: (He turns the TV off) So Krabs has stored the recipe in the World Wide Web, so if I could just get into the internet and find the recipe I’ll have full owner ship of the KRABBY PATTY

Karen: Um, was that a question

Plankton: No, but you can answer it if you want

Karen: No I’m fine

Plankton: …And I know just how I can get it, if I can just find a way of getting onto one of those stupid viral advertisements then I can glide through the internet as easy as getting the formula, which won’t be impossible once I find it (He laughs) But how am I going to get into my computer?

Karen: I think your forgetting, that I’m a computer

Plankton: Shush Karen you mechanical, computer, I’m trying to think of all the computers I know (He thinks)

Karen: Oh dear Neptune (She plugs herself into the Computer and picks Plankton up and put him in her screen)

Plankton: Huh, where am I? (He looks around to see emails flying everywhere) Whoa, Right now I need to find that Krusty Krab advertisement (One flies behind him and picks him up) This is too easy

Spongebob: (He walks into Mr Krabs’ office, and he sits on the computer) I’m sure Mr Krabs won’t mind me having a check of the Krusty Krab emails (He clicks on one and a video of Plankton flying on the advertisement shows up) Plankton? MR KRABS COME QUICK, PLANKTON! (Mr Krabs runs into his office)

Mr Krabs: What about Plankton?

Spongebob: He’s in our computer, he’s probably trying to find the virtual copy of the Krabby Patty recipe, what should we do?

Mr Krabs: Quickly delete the recipe from the web before he finds it

Spongebob: Sure thing boss (He clicks on the “Delete Item” button but it cannot delete as a living thing is in the file) Plankton must already be in the file

Plankton: (He jumps off the advertisement and lands next to the entrance entitled “KRABBY PATTY SECRET RECIPE”) There it is (He walks to the entrance just as Spongebob falls from somewhere and lands next to him) Spongebob? How did you get here

Spongebob: Just thank your wife

Plantkon: Don’t tell me what to do with my wife (He tries stepping into the file but Spongebob stops him) Get your hands off me

Spongebob: Never (Plankton manages to get his hand off of him and he opens the door and thousands of virus bugs come out) AH!

Plankton: Eww (He tries running into the room but more bugs keep flowing out) Get them off of me

Spongebob: No one can save us (Just as he says this a cloud of white smoke flows out the entrance and a familiar figure steps out) Who are you? (The mysterious figure signals and all the bugs run back into the file) You saved our lives (He walks up to the stranger) Patrick?

Patrick: Spongebob, I’m so happy to see you

Spongebob: (He hugs Patrick) I’d thought I’d never see you again

Patrick: So did I buddy

Spongebob: Sandy said your DNA was transported to another dimension, and there was no way of getting it back

Patrick: Only the power of a best friend could return my DNA

Spongebob: Aww (He hugs Patrick again)

Plankton: (He sneaks into the room) Since those boobs are distracted, It’s the perfect opportunity to get the recipe (He looks up to see a floating piece of paper) That must be the recipe (He quickly jumps up and grabs it) Finally the formula is mine (He unfolds it to find a picture of Spongebob) Huh (He looks down to see Patrick and Spongebob holding the recipe)

Patrick: Looking for this? (They both run off with the recipe)

Plankton: How ironic, I thought they were being distracted when really they were distracting me (He sighs) How I hate my life)

Title Card: One lengthy and boring explanation of how they got out of the internet later…

Sandy: (There all in the Treedome) I can’t believe it, it’s really you (She hugs Patrick)

Patrick: I think this is yours (He hands the recipe to Mr Krabs)

Mr Krabs: Thanks lad (He shakes Patrick’s hand)

Squidward: I guess it’s good to have you back

Spongebob: You can say that again (Patrick and Spongebob both blow a bubble that pops and shows images of them both at the beach then jelly fishing, eating a Krabby Patty and hugging each other)

Season 2 episode 1 (21)- "The Old Switcheroo"


Plankton: Darn Krabs, I’ll never get that stupid formula, in the stupid restaurant for the stupid burger (He sits down)

Karen: Why don’t you just….

Plankton: Karen do you mind?, I’m trying to….Wait a minute, If I could switch minds with Krabs I’ll be able to get a Krabby Patty straight ‘n easy (He jumps up) And I think I have a mind switching machine lying around somewhere

Karen: Honey, you sure do have a lot of inventions “Lying around” (Plankton walks into his lab and comes out pushing a machine) (He turns the machine on and gets a stamp on his hand) Right now, If I just touch Krabs with my stamp-covered hands I’ll be able to swap minds with him (He laughs and walks out the Chum Bucket)

Karen: Well I wonder how this is going to end (She rolls her eyes)

Plankton: (He sneaks into the Krusty Krab hiding under tables and chairs) Right now I just have to reach Krabs’ office (He walks towards it but gets picked up by Squidward)

Squidward: Well, Well well what do we have here? (He holds Plankton in front of his face)

Plankton: Put me down (He struggles but touches Squidward on his nose, switching minds)

Squidward in Plankton’s body: Ah, what just happened? (He looks at his hands and feet) Oh No I’m in Plankton’s body, well at least I don’t have to work, he laughs)

Plankton in Squidward’s body: Well I’m not in Krabs, but I’m in the next best thing (He walks into Krabs’ office) Krabs!

Mr Krabs: (He’s in his office counting money) Squidward?

Plankton in Plankton body: Yes, it is I Squidward (He steps towards him) Put her here (He puts his hand out which now has a red stamp)

Mr Krabs: No I’m fine thanks Squidward (He turns away but Plankton in Squidward’s body touches him on his back) What the… (Plankton in Squidward’s body switches with Mr Krabs now Plankton is in Mr Krabs’ body and Mr Krabs in Squidward’s)

Plankton in Krabs’ body: How foolish of you Krabs (He laughs)

Mr Krabs in Squidward’s body: Plankton! Give me back my body

Plankton in Krabs’ body: NEVER! (He laughs)

(Scene cuts to Squidward in Plankton’s body)

Squidward in Plankton’s body: (He reaches the office door when he sees Spongebob run into the Krusty Krab) Spongebob, just the guy I need (He runs over to Spongebob and touches his foot)

Spongebob: Ow (He looks down as he swaps with Squidward, now Spongebob is in Plankton’s body and Squidward in Spongebob’s) What happened? I’m Plankton?

Squidward in Spongebob’s body: (He touches his now spongy skin) Well it’s better than being a tiny Cyclops

Plankton in Mr Krabs’ body: So long Krabs, One Krabby Patty to go (He laughs and walks out his office)

Mr Krabs’ in Squidward’s body: Oh no you don’t (He runs out the Office and looks around the Restaurant for Plankton in his body) Where did that handsome, rascal go? (He keeps looking, he sees Plankton’s body on the floor and runs up to it) So you must be Squidward

Spongebob in Plankton’s body: Mr Krabs? No, I swapped with Squidward so now I’m in Plankton’s body (He touches Mr Krabs in Squidward’s body’s foot and now Spongebob is in Squidward’s body and Mr Krabs is in Spongebob’s) Sorry Mr Krabs, that was an accident, here lets change back (Mr Krabs in Plankton spots Plankton in his own body) No time, I need to get Plankton (He runs after him)

Squidward in Spongebob’s body: (He’s in the kitchen looking everywhere) Where’s my body? (He looks around and spots his body outside) Ah ha (He runs outside) Spongebob give me back my body (He walks up to his body) Spongebob touch my hand

Patrick in Squidward’s body: Oh hey Squidward

Squidward in Spongebob’s body: Patrick what the….How did you get in my body?

Patrick in Squidward’s body: Oh I swapped with Spongebob

Squidward in Spongebob’s body: Well give me back my body

Patrick in Squidward’s body: No, I like your body, my hands can finally touch private places they couldn’t before, you know what I mean (He laughs then imagines himself reaching up to a cupboard entitled “Private”)

Squidward in Spongebob’s body: Give. It. Back. (He lunges towards Patrick in Squidward’s body but he runs into the Krusty Krab) PATRICK! (He chases him into the Restaurant)

Nat: (He stops Squidward in Spongebob’s body thinking it’s Spongebob) Excuse me sir, can I have a Krabby Patty

Squidward in Spongebob’s body: Get out my way (He pushes Nat aside but gets bombarded with orders to make Krabby Patties) Get away from me (He tries moving but he can’t, He breaks free) I need to swap with someone (He looks around to see Mr Krabs’ body in the kitchen) Ah ha (He walks into the kitchen and touches Mr Krabs on the back)

Plankton in Mr Krabs’ body: Huh (He changes minds with Squidward so now Plankton is in Spongebob and Squidward in Mr Krabs’) Oh great I’m in that porous freak (He looks around to see Squidward in Mr Krabs’ body) Well I can still get the Krabby Patty and Krabs won’t recognize me (He picks up a Krabby Patty and runs out the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs in Plankton’s body: (He’s still looking for Plankton in his body and he spots him, so he runs up to him) PLANKTON!

Squidward in Mr Krabs’ body: No it’s me Squidward

Mr Krabs in Plankton’s body: Give me back my body (He sounds angry)

Squidward in Mr Krabs’ body: No way, I’m not being that tiny Cyclops again

Mr Krabs in Plankton’s body: SQUIDWAR…. (He spots Plankton in Spongebob’s body running out the Krusty Krab with a Krabby Patty) No time (He runs out the Krusty Krab chasing after Plankton in Spongebob’s body) Plankton drop the Krabby Patty (Plankton in Spongebob runs even faster but Mr Krabs in Plankton’s body catches up and switches with him) Yes, finally I’m out of that awful body

Plankton: …Oh thanks for making this episode a lot easier….Episode of events that is (He laughs then runs into the Chum Bucket with the Krabby Patty)

Squidward in Mr Krabs’ body: I’ve got to find my original body (He walks out the front of the Krusty Krab and sees Sandy) Randy, just the sucker I need (He runs up to Sandy) Oh hello Sally

Sandy: Uh, Mr Krabs (She looks confused)

Squidward in Mr Krabs’ body: Put her here (He puts his hand out in front of Sandy)

Sandy: Um, sure (She shakes his hand and they switch bodies, now Squidward is in Sandy’s body and Sandy in Mr Krabs’) Squidward you tricked me

Squidward in Sandy’s body: (He looks down at his new body) Eww, what are these two things on my chest?

Sandy in Mr Krabs’ body: Um the two Krabby Patties you were holding

Squidward in Sandy’s body: Oh yeah, Right now Patrick might want to switch with me if I’m in his friends body (He runs into the Krusty Krab followed by Sandy in Mr Krab’s body, Squidward in Sandy’s body sees Patrick in his body holding a Krabby Patty) There he is (He runs up to Patrick in his body) Give me back my body, Patrick?,(He notices Patrick has switched minds with a Krabby Patty) A Krabby Patty, It doesn’t even have a mind of it’s own (He shouts) EVERYONE COME INTO THE KITCHEN (Everyone rushes in) Now, we can just all hold hands and we will all change between bodies until we are all back in our correct one’s

Sandy in Mr Krabs: Well this isn’t going to work Mr Krab’s isn’t here

Patrick in the Krabby Patty: …And Plankton

Squidward in Sandy’s body: We’ll worry about that later (They all hold hands and everyone switches minds)

Patrick in Squidward’s body: Nope, we’ll still not right

Time Card: Several minutes later….

Squidward: (He touches his arm) Yeah I’m back in my body, how about everyone else?

Sandy and Patrick: Yeah

Spongebob in the Krabby Patty: No

Squidward: I know your not, we have to go to the Chum Bucket and change with Krabs and Plankton (They all run out the Krusty Krab and into the Chum Bucket) Mr Krabs were here

Plankton: Sorry but your too late (Mr Krabs in Spongebob’s body is tied up in the corner with Plankton holding a Krabby Patty over the analysis machine)

Sandy: Squidward, you stop Plankton while we switch the remaining minds (Sandy unties Mr Krabs in Spongebob’s body and they all switch back)

Spongebob: It’s good to be back in my own body (There’s a beeping sound, when they all turn around they see the Krabby Patty in the analysis machine)

Mr Krabs: NO!

Plankton: YES! (He jumps up and down in excitement)

Machine: Ingredients…

Plankton: (He grabs a pen and paper)

Machine: Jellyfish squeezing…

Plankton: (He writes it down on the paper) This is so great (Spongebob and Mr Krabs both look at each other)

Machine: Whale blubber, Sea Horse Snout, and a Sprinkle of Anchor rust

Plankton: (He writes it down on the piece of paper) I can’t believe it, The Krabby Patty recipe has exactly the same ingredients as my Chum Burger…

Spongebob: (He Interrupts) Correction, it is a Chum Burger

Plankton: Wha…, what do you mean?

Spongebob: When you were holding the Krabby Patty over the analysis machine and we were switching bodies, I picked up a Chum Burger and threw it at your hands making it switch bodies

Mr Krabs: So the Chum Burger had the taste of a Krabby Patty and visa versa, silly Plankton he thought he could defeat us (He laughs)

Spongebob: (He picks up the Chum Burger with the taste of a Krabby Patty and throws it into his kitchen)

Plankton: Give me that (He runs into the kitchen and searches threw piles of Chum Burgers)

Spongebob: (Everyone walks out the Chum Bucket)

Squidward: (He breathes in and out) Ah fresh air

Sandy: Air?

Squidward: I mean, fresh water (Spongebob walks out holding a Krabby Patty)

Spongebob: When should we tell Plankton we swapped the minds of the burger before we left?

Mr Krabs: Lets just wait until he drives himself insane looking everywhere for it, then get seriously depressed and have a mental breakdown, then we can tell him

Spongebob: Aw it’s good to have everyone back in there own bodies (He hugs them all)

Patrick: (With Karen’s voice) Yeah, everything worked out great

Spongebob: Ha ha, Uh oh

Season 2 episode 2 (22)- "Soylent Canteen"


Spongebob: (He places a Krabby Patty onto the grill) Ah, nothing like the smell of grease to feel your lungs in the morning, right Squidward?

Squidward: Eh (He sighs)

Spongebob: Order u…(The Krusty Krab starts to shake making Spongebob drop the Krabby Patty on the floor) Whoa, what’s happening?

Squidward: I don’t knooah! (He falls through the serving hatch and into the kitchen landing next to Spongebob)

Plankton: (He’s grinding Chum with a giant sliver blade that is chopping it up) Almost there (The ground is shaking so much the metal starts to peel off the Restaurant) There (He presses a button and the machine turns off)

Karen: What was the point in that? No one is going to eat that chum, it’s just going to rot in the freezer

Plankton: Great, that will give it extra flavour

Spongebob: (He and Squidward get up) At last it’s stopped (The lights turn off) What was that?

Squidward: I have no idea, but I do know GET OFF ME (He pushes Spongebob off of him and walks behind the cash register) Yes, may I help you? (He looks up to see a pink crab with blonde, wavy hair and wearing a light green dress)

Klarisse: Do you sale any salads?

Squidward: Unfortunately not, we just sale heart attacks on a bun, Double heart attacks on a bun and heart attacks with extra cheese

Klarisse: Oh OK, I’ll just take some kelp bites (She holds the dollar in front of Squidward, just as Mr Krabs bursts out his office)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob’s been telling me a customer wants to order a sal-ad, what is the meaning of this word (He looks up and sees Klarisse) She’s beautiful (He runs up to Klarisse and takes the dollar off of her) Where did you get such a beautiful dollar? (He starts kissing the dollar)

Klarisse: I think I’ll pass on the food

Squidward: No one blames you honey

Klarisse: ..And I’d like my dollar back, thank you (She takes it from Mr Krabs)

Mr Krabs: My you’re a pretty lady

Klarisse: Why thank you, your not to bad yourself (They both chuckle)

Mr Krabs: So, is there a Mr. Beautiful?

Klarisse: No I’m single
Mr Krabs: I believe I have a Sal-ad in my office (He holds Klarisse’s claw and begins to walk into his office)

Spongebob: (He walks out the kitchen) How can Mr Krabs have a salad in his office if he doesn’t know what it is

Squidward: (He raises his eyebrows)

Spongebob: Oh, I get ya, Mr Krabs you devil

Plankton: (He’s standing behind the glass with a huge pile of Chum in front of it) Right, this is going to take even more POWER! (He winds the dial from “Low” to “Medium” to “High” then to “Dangerously high”) That should do it (The giant blade lowers towards the chum but runs out of power and stops) Oh great, where am I going to find enough power to charge this beast of a machine? (He looks out the window to see an electricity tower) Just the thing (He pulls the plug from the machine and runs outside towards the electricity tower)

Mr Krabs: (He is sat on a little table in his office with candles on the table) So Klarisse, are you usually this beautiful?

Klarisse: Oh Eugene (She laughs) So tell me a bit about yourself

Mr Krabs: Well OK, People often compliment me on how generous I am

Klarisse: Oh, so you do a lot of charity work?

Mr Krabs: No, I mean no

Klarisse: (She looks confused)

Mr Krabs: Charity work? I thought you said “Clarity work” Yeah I do lots of charitable things

Klarisse: Good, because I hate crabs who are cheap

Mr Krabs: Yeah, me two (He laughs nervously)

Plankton: (He runs back to the Chum Bucket) Now I have connected the two cables I can continue grinding my chum (He pushes the button and the blades start spinning and lowering towards the chum)

Squidward: (The Krusty Krab starts shaking again) Not again (He falls over)

Spongebob: (He stumbles backwards and hits into the side of the Restaurant) For fudge sake

Klarisse: EUGENE! (She falls behind the Mr Krabs’ desk)

Mr Krabs: (He holds his claw out to her) Hold on (She grabs onto his claw but falls next to her) Goodbye my sweet (They both put there lips together just as the office lights turn off) What the…? No matter, where were we (He kisses Klarisse) You have the most beautiful lips

Spongebob: (He stops kissing Mr Krabs) Thank you Mr Krabs, but there’s no time to discuss my kissing skills

Mr Krabs: SPONGEBOB! Get out of me office

Spongebob: But Mr Krabs the whole towns had a power cut
Mr Krabs: What do you mean?

Spongebob: Well there’s one place that hasn’t been cut off by the power

Mr Krabs: Well steal electricity from them

Spongebob: But Mr Krabs I don’t think… (He pushes Spongebob out his office)

Mr Krabs: Thank you Spongebob

Spongebob: But Mr Krabs… (He shuts the door in Spongebob’s face)

Mr Krabs: Now where were we? (He walks towards Klarisse)

Spongebob Oh (He looks through the window of the Krusty Krab and at the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (He presses a button and the blades stop making a noise) Ah, that’s nice (Karen rolls herself into the room)

Karen: Plankton

Plankton: What? Can’t you see I’m busy trying to stay away from you and your nagging software?

Karen: But the whole towns had a power cut and the Chum Buckets the only place that survived the cut

Plankton: Don’t you get it, soon everyone in town will come to me for electricity (He laughs then someone knocks on the door) Huh

Karen: Sounds like one of the people you were just describing, Remember flatter the customer make him feel good (Plankton opens the door)

Plankton: What the hell do you want? (Spongebob is standing at the door)

Spongebob: Oh hello Plankton, I notice the Chum Bucket survived the power cut

Plankton: So?

Spongebob: Well considering you’ve got so much electricity and the Krusty Krab doesn’t, would you consider lending us some?

Plankton: Oh so you want me, the owner of the rival restaurant to give free electricity to the stuck up, pig named Krabs?

Spongebob: Well…Yeah, so what do you say?

Plankton: What’s that word beginning with “Y”?

Spongebob: Um, Yes?

Plankton: No I’m pretty sure it’s “Y’NEVER” (Plankton shuts the door in Spongebob’s face)

Spongebob: (He walks from the Chum Bucket but sees Sandy around the side of the restaurant) Sandy?

Sandy: Oh hey Spongebob

Spongebob: What are you doing? (He walks up to her and sees she has a plug connected to the Chum Bucket)

Sandy: Well I was working on my invention when the power got cut, then I noticed the Chum Bucket had some power, so I thought I’d illegally steal some from Plankton

Spongebob: That’s not a bad idea, can you help me hook up the wire to the Krusty Krab

Sandy: Sure (She pulls a plug and Spongebob takes it to the Krusty Krab, plugging it into the front of the restaurant)

Spongebob: There we go (He runs back to Sandy)

Sandy: Right now’s the tricky part, one of us has to climb through this here hole and turn the switch on so the electricity will flow between buildings

Spongebob: This sounds like a job for Sandy Cheeks

Sandy: Oh great (She climbs through the hole and climbing along the wall she manages to flick the switch, turning the electricity back on in the Chum Bucket)

Squidward: (The lights turn back on) At last (Sandy tries climbing back through the hole but falls into the huge pile of chum)

Sandy: AH!, SPONGEBOB HELP ME I’M COVERED IN THIS HORRIBLE BROWN STUFF

Spongebob: Ew

Sandy: No it’s not what your thinking of it’s got rusty nails and clippings in it

Spongebob: That must be chum (He looks through the hole) I’ll help you Sandy (He jumps in the chum)

Sandy: How are you going to help me now If your in here too?

Spongebob: (He emerges from the chum) Well I’ll just go and…Eh, I didn’t really think about that, we need to call for help

Sandy and Spongebob: PLANKTON, HELP US!

Plankton: (He’s in the Barg ‘N Mart) What do you think will go with the brown, rusty walls (He holds up to different colored cans of paint)

Karen: Eh (She sighs)

Sandy and Spongebob: HELP!

Sandy: I don’t think he’s in

Spongebob: I know (He spots the cable) Sandy throw me up to the wire

Sandy: I’ll try (She holds Spongebob by the shoulders and lifts him out the chum) Now jump up to the wire (He jumps up and grabs onto the wire) There (He pulls really hard on the wire and the Krusty Krab begins to slide towards the Chum Bucket)

Mr Krabs: This has been the happiest day of my life
Klarisse: Aw, Eugene (She hugs him but the Krusty Krab jolts and they everyone in the Krusty Krab falls out the Restaurant and into the Chum in the Chum Bucket)

Squidward: (He pulls himself out the chum) What happened? (Everyone begins to emerge from the chum)

Mr Krabs: Ew, were in chum (He looks around) Klarisse are you OK? (He cant’s see her anywhere) Sweety where are you? (While he’s talking the blades start to spin and lower towards the chum)

Nat: LOOK! (Everyone sees the blades lowering)

Sandy: Quick, we all need to get out of here before we are all grind into the chum (Everyone panics)

Spongebob: (He’s feeling the tiles of the Chum Bucket) There’s no way out (Patrick head buts the wall)

Patrick: There is now (He gets up)

Spongebob: Patrick, are you all right?

Patrick: I’ve never felt b-b-b-better, eh (Spongebob and Patrick run out, followed by everyone else, bur Mr Krabs is still looking for Klarisse)

Sandy: Mr Krabs you need to get out of here the blades are just above your head

Mr Krabs: Save your self, I need to look for Clarisse (He digs beneath the chum while the blades keep lowering) Klarisse where are you?

Klarisse: (In a weak voice) I’m, I’m up here (He looks up to see her stuck between two of the blades) Save yourself, You’ve made the last couple of hours of my life the best I’ve ever had

Mr Krabs: There’s no way I’m leaving you (He reaches up to the blades trying to pull Klarisse free) Don’t leave me

Spongebob: (He shouts through the hole) MR KRABS GET OUT OF THERE (There’s a jarring noise and the blades stop) Huh (A crab emerges from the Chum Bucket) Mr Krabs?

Klarisse: (The crab turns around to show she is Klarisse) Eugene sacrificed his life to save me (Spongebob runs into the Chum Bucket followed by everyone else, he sees Mr Krabs jammed between the two blades)

Spongebob: No, Mr Krabs don’t leave us (He starts to wake up) Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: (In a weak voice) Boy, it’s good to see ya

Spongebob: MR KRABS! (He jumps up while everyone pulls him out the blades and out the Chum Bucket) How did you survive?

Mr Krabs: They don’t call me “Armour Abs Krabs” for nothing

Spongebob: They don’t, remember?

Mr Krabs: Oh yeah (Klarisse walks over to him and kneels down)

Klarisse: You saved my life, you are the most thoughtful crab in the whole ocean (She kisses him on the lips)

Mr Krabs: See lad, that’s how your suppose to score with a woman
Spongebob: You are truly the master

Klarisse: He sure is, he sure is (She smiles to Mr Krabs and he smiles back)

Season 2 episode 3 (23)- "Squidicide"


Squidward: Tonight’s the night (He jumps up from behind the register)

Spongebob: What’s happening tonight Squidward?

Squidward: I’m finally going to beat Squilliam in the Clarinet finals

Spongebob: Are you sure Squidward, what makes tonight so different?

Squidward: He’s ill, there’s no way I can lose against someone who’s not going to be there

Spongebob: That’s good news Squidward, make sure you tell me all about it tomorrow

Squidward: Sorry Spongebob, but after the performance I’m leaving the neighbourhood and never coming back to this Neptune forsaken city, as I will be so loved that I’ll live in Shell City away from you

Spongebob: But Squidward

Squidward: Don’t talk, The next time your see me I’ll be rich and famous

Title Card: The Next Time Spongebob sees Squidward….

Spongebob: Hey Squidward are you rich and famous now?

Squidward: NO I’M NOT, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! (He stands behind the register)

Spongebob: How did you lose, you said Squilliam was not going to be there

Squidward: He wasn’t

Spongebob: Then how did yo….?

Squidward: (Interrupting Spongebob) …The judges said my performance was so bad that they caught a life threatening virus

Spongebob: So who won?

Squidward: They gave the award to Patrick

Spongebob: But Patrick can’t play an instrument

Squidward: I know (He starts to cry)

Spongebob: Oh

Squidward: …And then (Mr Krabs comes out his office)

Mr Krabs: Squidward your four minutes late

Squidward: Oh, Can it Krabs I’m trying to talk here

Mr Krabs: Oh so your late and talking back to me, one more word from you and your fired

Squidward: But…?

Mr Krabs: YOUR FIRED!

Spongebob: MR KRABS! You can’t fire Squidward, he’s your only friend

Mr Krabs: I don’t need any friends anymore now that I’ve got Klarisse

Spongebob: But Mr Krabs!

Squidward: Gladly (He walks out the Krusty Krab) Now I’m a free man, I can do whatever I like, but first I need to get a steady job I don’t think that will be too hard with my wonderful talent (He laughs and walks away from the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs: Now that he’s gone I can get back to taking money out yer pay check

Spongebob: Ok Mr Krabs (Mr Krabs walks into his office and he starts staring into space)

Mr Krabs: BOY! Come he…. (Spongebob pokes his head out from behind the chair) Huh wha…

Spongebob: What is it Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: Um.. Well you know Klarisse?

Spongebob: Your girlfriend?

Mr Krabs: Yeah, but I’d prefer it if you didn’t call her that

Spongebob: What? So she’s your boyfriend?

Mr Krabs: (He sighs) OK then, she’s my girlfriend, anyway that’s not the point I want to ask her out on a date but I’m going to be in the Restaurant, so I need you to go and escort her to the Restaurant could you do that for me, boy?

Spongebob: Of course I can Mr Krabs, but where does she live?

Mr Krabs: Well when I was in Hospital recovering from the blades that grinded me, she gave me her number, here take it (He hands Spongebob a piece of paper with a number on it) Well run along, and bring her back to the Restaurant

Spongebob: Sure (He runs out the Krusty Krab)

Librarian: (Scene cuts to the outside of the Library) Sorry Mr Tentacle, but your just not what were looking for

Art College: Sorry Mr Tentacle, but your just not what were looking for

Barg ‘N Mart owner: Sorry Mr Tennis ball’s, but your just not what were looking for

Squidward: It’s pronounced TENTACLES (He slams the door in Squidward’s face) Huh, I guess I’ll go and ask a friend to come to the cinema for the next showing of “The Cod Father” (He knocks on the door and Nat opens the door) Hey Nat, do you want to come and watch a movie with me?

Nat: Uh, Hello Squidward I didn’t expect to see you….Um, I can’t right now I’m ironing my cereal (He walks back into his house and up to his wife) Awh jeez it’s that annoying Squid again, I can’t stand him

Mabel: Honey, you left the door open

Nat: Whoops (He shuts the door but Squidward heard what he said)

Squidward: I’ve got no job, no friends and no talent, well at least I still have my house….WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE (There is a cut to Squidward’s house which has been burned down)

Patrick: Squidward (He runs up to Squidward) I’m sorry you didn’t find out earlier, I was cooking some food, in your house and lets say things got fiery (Squidward collapses to the floor) There’s no need to be sad Squidward, I’ve got a new friend while your house was burning to the ground and he said he’s moving into a new house, right behind where your house used to be (Squidward cry’s even more) It’s not all bad you could go and get money from that place (Squidward shoots up)

Squidward: What, you mean insurance?

Patrick: Yeah

Squidward: Great idea

Patrick: (He stands for a while when Squidward leaves) I think I’ll go and cook some food in Squidward’s house

Spongebob: (Spongebob is looking at the numbers on the doors) Sixteen, seventeen ah there it is, eighteen “Seahorse Drive” this must be where she lives (He walks up to the door and knocks on it, he looks around to see the uncut grass and smashed glass on the floor) Ew (He bends down and shouts through the hole in the door) Klarisse, you in? (His wallet falls out his back pocket and into the long grass) Oh no (He kneels down into the overgrown grass and feels around for his wallet) It’s got to be here somewhere (He spots a sea snake in the grass) AH! (He knocks really hard on the door) KLARISSE, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF NEPTUNE OPEN UP! (He knocks so hard the door comes off it’s hinges) Hello? Are you in (He gets up and sneaks into each room looking for her) I guess she’s not in (He hears a voice upstairs) That must be hear (He walks upstairs and listens into a room)

Klarisse: (She is on a Shell Phone talking to someone) Yeah, that’s right I can take every last cent from the old man

Spongebob: (He leans back from the door) She must be talking about Mr Krabs (He listens in again)

Klarisse: Yeah, I’ll be back with all the loot

Spongebob: She’s going to take all of Mr Krabs’ money

Klarisse: Who is? (Spongebob turns around to see Klarisse standing above him)

Spongebob: You are!

Klarisse: That’s preposterous, I love Eugene why would I want to steal his money?

Spongebob: Yeah, that would be pretty weird

Klarisse: Anyway, why are you here?

Spongebob: Oh yeah, I almost forgot he wanted me to take you to a Restaurant

Klarisse: That was nice (Spongebob follows her as she walks down the stairs and out the house)

Spongebob: How silly of me to think you’d steal Mr Krabs’ money

Klarisse: Yes, silly (She looks nervous)

Squidward: (He arrives at the office) My house has just burned down and as I have insurance I think I’m entitled to some money

Woman fish: Sure, just tell me your name

Squidward: Squidward Q. Tentacles (She types S-Q-U into the computer and Squidward’s name comes up)

Woman fish: What time did your house burn down again?

Squidward: Well it must have been around twelve o’ clock

Woman fish: Sorry sir, but you insurance expired at eleven o’ clock today, so you won’t be getting any money (Squidward walks out the office clutching his head) Sir?

Squidward: (He stumbles through Bikini Bottom clutching his head)

(Flashback)

Mr Krabs: YOUR FIRED!

Woman fish: You don’t have any insurance

Announcer: ….And the winner of the clarinet performance is….PATRICK STAR

Spongebob: We have a new neighbour

No friends, no friends, fired, insurance, clarinet, neighbour, no friends

(End flashback)

Squidward: (Squidward finds himself standing on the edge of a cliff) What’s the point in living anymore? (He lifts one foot off the ground and hovers it over the side of the cliff)

Winston: Don’t do it lad

Squidward: Huh (He pulls his foot off the ledge and turns around) Who said that? (An old dolphin steps out from behind the coral)

Winston: Just don’t jump

Squidward: What’s the point, There’s nothing to live for anymore (He turns to the edge)

Winston: I know how you feel, but please don’t jump you have everything to live for

Squidward: You don’t know how I feel (He starts to tear up)

Winston: I do (They both look at each other and Squidward steps away from the edge)

Mr Krabs: (He’s in the Restaurant looking at his watch) They should be here by now (Klarisse walks in followed by Spongebob) KLARISSE! (He jumps out his seat and escorts her to a seat next to him)

Klarisse: When is the food going to be here, I’m starving.

Mr Krabs: Oh yes, I’ll just go tell the chef (He walks into the kitchen while Klarisse stays in her seat)

Spongebob: I suppose I’ll go now (He walks to the door but turns around to see Klarisse looking shifty) Or maybe I won’t go just yet (He jumps under a table and craws along the floor until he’s under Klarisses table) Ha ha

Squidward: (He’s in an old fashioned house with a fire burning, Winston walks in with a tray) Thanks for stopping me from doing something I would regret

Winston: There’s no need to thank me, you remind me of me when I was a lot younger (He pours a drink)

Title Card: Two hours later…

Squidward: (The clock chimes) Oh my, look at the time I need to go (He gets up) Is there anything I can get you before I go

Winston: You’ve done enough already, I haven’t had this sort of attention for years and I thank you

Squidward: Well you did save my life

Winston: Well there is one thing you could do, I get so lonely you could phone me once in a while

Squidward: Consider it done (He walks out the house waving goodbye to Winston)

Klarisse: (She gets up out the chair) That was a nice evening Eugene but I better get going

Mr Krabs: Let me take you home

Klarisse: No I’m fine, I can make my own way back (She walks out the Restaurant while Mr Krabs watches in awe)

Spongebob: (He clambers out from under the table) Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs: WHA…! Spongebob how long were you under there

Spongebob: That doesn’t matter, I think Klarisse is only dating you for your money

Mr Krabs: Oh I see, when a beautiful, young woman asks an ugly, old man out she only does it to get money, well I don’t believe you (He walks out the Restaurant)

Spongebob: (He sighs and walks out the Restaurant)

Squidward: (He marks a date off his calendar) Two weeks and I haven’t had one thought of killing myself (He looks over at the phone) I really should phone Winston, you know I’ll do it tomorrow

Title Card: The next day…

Squidward: Next week

Title Card: Next week…
Squidward: I know I’ll give him a visit since it’s been too long to just give him a phone call (He walks out his house and out of Bikini Bottom)

Spongebob: (He watches Klarisse from the bushes as she walks into the Krusty Krab) I will show Mr Krabs the truth about his girlfriend (He runs up to the Krusty Krab to see Mr Krabs with Klarisse laughing together) I haven’t seen Mr Krabs this happy since…well ever, I couldn‘t spoil that for him (He feels disheartened, he smiles and walks away from the Krusty Krab while Mr Krabs and Klarisse both laugh happily together)

Squidward: (He opens the door to Winston’s house) Winston, are you in? Hello? (He looks around the house but can’t see him) Huh, he must be in bed (He walks into his bedroom but he’s not there) He must be out (He walks out the bedroom to see Winston asleep in his arm chair next to the fire) Ah, there he is (He walks up to Winston and looks at his face) Winston, wake up it’s me Squidward, I know I haven’t called but I’m here now, Winston (He looks confused so he feels Winston’s pulse) No, Winston please don’t go (Squidward starts crying) I was his only friend and I didn’t even give him a single call (He turns around and knocks over a table with a label reading “My Will” He picks the table up and opens the will) “To Squidward, I leave you the task of arranging my Funeral, although I never got the chance to tell you that you were like the son I never had” (Squidward gets up clutching the will next to his chest) I will

Reverend Timmy Trout: (He’s talking to Squidward who is the only person in the Church) Winston, was a lovely man I was told and although not having many friends of family members he was a kind and loyal member of the community, would anyone like to say a few words? (Squidward stands up and walks to the front of the Church)

Squidward: Winston was my best friend and father to me, he stopped me doing wrong and helped me when I was down, I’ll never forget him and he will live on in my heart forever (He looks at the coffin and sheds a tear) Goodnight dad