The Adventures of Tom And Lou

PLOT -
Tom and Lou are two factory workers who are so bored with their day by day lives and want some spice in their life. Taking off out of Bikini Bottom in their "Black Horror" , the duo are in for an incredible summer.

Umm, WTF. Curse you Flood Control! Please delete the other copies.

...Bad butts?

that70sguy92 wrote:...Bad butts?

He probably means "bad buds". If not, then I don't know what to think.

Fixed....
Anyhow here's the pilot:

The Adventures Of Tom and Lou
Ep.1 “Joyride”
Tom: Hey Lou, open up! (Tom knocks hardly on Lou’s door).

Lou: What is it Tom?

Tom: Wait were you sleep?

Lou: Yea

Tom: it’s the first day of summer and most importantly, the weekend! No more work at our useless factory jobs and we get to do whatever. Sleeping really?

Lou: I know, lame. Got in mind something we could do?

Tom: Well, my uncle does have a cool boatmobile we could take for a ride!

Lou: Your License got supended

Tom: So did yours! Come on Lou..

Lou: Fine.

(Tom and Lou go back to Tom’s house where Tom’s uncle Max is sleeping on the conch. Tom quickly swipes his car keys).

Tom: (Whispering) Lets go!

(Tom and Lou get inside a black, shiny looking boatmobile).

Lou: This is nice!

Tom: What’d I tell ya!

(Tom and Lou rampage down the streets of Bikini Bottom and whistle at attractive women along the way)

Lou: Tom! The cops!

(The police were sounding there sirens and chased after Tom and Lou)

Tom: Dang, what do we do?

Police Man: Pull over please

Lou: We have to out run them.

(Tom speeded more and more to put distance between him and the now five police cars chasing after them.)

(He rode into jellyfish fields and then drove the car out of Bikini Bottom).

Lou: I think we lost them..

Tom: That was AWESOME!

Lou: Are you insane? Getting chased by cops isn’t awesome in my book..

Tom: Lou! Don’t you see! Our day to day lives are boring! We need this type of excitement!

Lou: I guess your right.
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(After a few days of laying low, Tom and Lou returned to Bikini Bottom).

Uncle Max: I forgive you boys for taking my boatmobile. You chomps can have it.

Tom: What?

Uncle Max: Tom, its time for you to find that spice of life, and if you don’t have a boat to do it, then that would be a darn shame!

Tom: You really mean it uncle?

Uncle Max: Of course son. Take care boys, and have fun.

Lou: Wow you got a cool uncle.

(Tom and Lou got into the car)

Tom: What should we call this baby?

Lou: The Black Horror

Tom: Good suggestion!

(Tom pulled out of his drive way and rode the boatmobile out of Bikini Bottom).

Tom: So, where should we go?

Lou: Anywhere…………!

I'm... not sure what to say about this spin-off.

Metal Snake wrote:I'm... not sure what to say about this spin-off.

Well do you like it....hate it.....somewhat in the middle?

teenj12 wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:I'm... not sure what to say about this spin-off.

Well do you like it....hate it.....somewhat in the middle?

I didn't like it. Sorry.

Metal Snake wrote:

teenj12 wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:I'm... not sure what to say about this spin-off.

Well do you like it....hate it.....somewhat in the middle?

I didn't like it. Sorry.

It's cool.

It wasn't too bad.

I see you're a fan of Goosebumpsfan.

Anyways, the spin-off is overall okay.

Didn't like it, but I'll give it a chance.

Thanks guys .

Ep.2 “The Pub Club”
(Tom and Lou pulled into a strange town that had a wild west theme setting).

Tom: Whoa! Sandy would love this!

Lou: Sandy’s dead.

Tom: Really???

Lou: Yea..


(Tom and Lou walked into a place called the Pub Club)

Tom: Wow, this is some type of bar…

???: Yes this is. Only the best bar in the sea! I’m bartender Mick!

Lou: Well, Mick, lets see how your drinks taste and I’ll decide if this is the best bar.

Bartender Mick: I’m sure you won’t be disappointed cowboy!

(Suddenly a big and muscled fish came to Tom and Lou).

Big Fish: New boys aye? Well THIS bar belongs to THIS town. Not out side trash from Neptune knows where.

Tom: Listen buddy, we just want a drink.

Mick: And you’ll get a punch if you keep talking to Big Mike this way!

Lou: Big Mike? That’s your name?!?

Big Mike: Yup..

Lou: How stupid!

Big Mike: Okay you nerd, I want you to meet me here tomorrow, because we’re gonna tussle. (Big Mike walked out the bar with his gang)

Mick: He’s gonna tear you up kid!

Lou: I’m no kid and I can handle him.

(Tom and Lou rented an apartment)

Lou: What are we going to do?! I can’t handle Big Mike!

Tom: We need to leave town.

Lou: I can’t, I’m no coward!

Tom: So you want to get your can kicked?


Lou: No..

Tom: Then, lets go.

Lou: No. I’m going to bed. I have a fight tomorrow. Even if I lose.

(Tom looked at Lou with such distain).

(Tom awoken the next morning and saw Lou gone.)

Tom: Oh no! Lou!

Lou: I’m here Big Mike..

Big Mike: Alright kid.. Lets do this.

(Just as the two were about to throw down, everyone began smelling smoke.)

Lou: What’s that?

Mick: Oh no! My bar is on fire.

(Everyone ran and screamed. Lou got out alive and saw Tom in the Black Horror.)

Tom: Get in!

Lou: Did you set the Pub Club on fire?

Tom: The things I do for you huh?

Lou: OH TOM!

Tom: Dude! You are not a chick.

(Tom pulled off as Big Mike shot at the car)

Tom: Oh no, he shot the gas pipe!

Lou: So..

Tom: So? As we speak we are running out of gas!

(Tom and Lou managed to get the Black Horror out of the town, but not without a few minor or major.. Bruises).

Ep.3 “Death Of The Black Horror”

(Tom and Lou had taken their car, The Black Horror to repairman Steve.)

Tom: Evelyn tells me you’re her uncle, and the best repairman around.

Steve: Well I’m flattered! So, I’ll have your car repaired by Monday.

Lou: It’ll take three days!?!?

Tom: I thought you was the best?

Steve: Boys, boys, I’m not Mermaidman!

Lou: Fine..
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(Tom and Lou rented a house in the mountains.)

Tom: This is really cool!

Lou: No it isn’t!

Tom: Come on Lou. We’re around nature! Sweet beautiful nature! (Tom steps outside and is attacked by a gorilla. He then comes back in) Okay, bittersweet beautiful nature?

Lou: (rolls his eyes)
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(After three days of being coped up in their cabin, Tom and Lou’s car was finally fixed!)

Steve: The Black Horror is dead..

Tom and Lou: WHAT!?!?

Steve: Boys… meet the Black Horror 2.0! It can talk!

Black Horror: Hello

Steve: and it can go faster than the speed of light!

(The Black Horror travels around the entire deep blue see in two seconds.)

Tom: Wow!

Lou: This is great! Thanks Doc!

Steve: Its Steve..
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(The boys got to really know the Black Horror better)

Tom: So you hate when I fart in you?

Black Horror: Yup..

Lou: (Whispers) So do I….

Tom: I won’t do it again!


(Big Mike appears)

Big Mike: A talking car eh? Perfect apology gift.

Lou: It isn’t yours!

Big Mike: It could be mines!

(The Black Horror runs over Big Mike).

Big Mike: Oh… stupid car.

(Tom and Lou quickly enter the car and drive away).

Tom: I could get use to a talking boatmobile!

Ep.4 “Dating Ms. Disaster”

(Tom and Lou had arrived at HeartStruck Bay)

Lou: I hear this is the most romantic place in the deep blue sea!

Tom: You care about romance?

Lou: Well.. I always wanted a lady in my life.

Tom: There are ladies in your life, like you mom, your grandma…

Lou: Tom oh Thomas, can you stop your sarcasm for just a minute.

Tom: I’m going to find a restroom.

Lou: I’m going to find a place to eat.

Tom: Cool.

(As Tom walked around town in search for a bathroom, he ran into Evelyn.)

Tom: Evelyn?

Evelyn: Tom! Me and my cheerleaders are traveling around the deep blue sea to cheer for professional football teams!

Tom: Oh, that’s… odd.

Evelyn: (Makes mad face)
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(Lou sits down at Fish N’ Chips)

???: Hi, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you around here..

Lou: Oh, I’m a traveler.. Um, sit, I don’t think my friend is coming any time soon and I got this extra iced coffee.

???: Is it Carmel?

Lou: The cream of all Coffee’s!

???: Great! (She sits). I’m Nina

Lou: I’m Lou!

Nina: Hi Lou! It’s nice to meet a sophisticated man for once in my life time, but ooh, I got to go.

Lou: Oh.. oh are you sure?

Nina: Busy, busy, bye! But, meet me here tonight! (Runs out)
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(Tom and Evelyn enter Fish N’ Chips.)

Lou: Evelyn?!

Evelyn: Yea, I’m traveling the sea with my cheerleading team over there, this summer! It’s great to see old friends!

Tom: (Whispers) Humph, friends?

Lou: Well guys, I got a hot date tonight!

Evelyn: Really!

Tom: That’s great Lou!
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(8:00 and Lou awaits Nina)

(Evelyn and Tom watch over on Lou’s date from a table a far.)

Evelyn: Oh, Nina’s really pretty! See?

Tom: She looks troubled.

Evelyn: (Plucks Tom) Oh shush up!
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Lou: So, got two Carmel Iced Coffee’s and some fries and whale skin!

Nina: My favorite combo here!

Lou: Great! You know you look beautiful in the nightlight!

Nina: Thanks Lou!

Lou: No problem. I always give compliments.

(The two almost kiss)

???: NINA!

Nina: Why are you stalking me Kyle!?

Lou: Who is he?

Nina: My ex. I broke up with him after finding out he was a MOBSTER!

(Everyone gasps)

Kyle: Nina! Don’t LEAVE me!

Nina: I found somebody else…

Kyle: (Takes out gun and points it at Lou)

Lou: Come on man!!!

Tom: (Gets up)

Evelyn: (Grabs Tom) No, don’t make a fool of yourself.

Lou: (tears pour out of his eyes) I just met her!!


(Evelyn flips her way over to Kyle and maneuvers her legs to kick him to the ground, but….the gun… goes off.)

Lou: NINA!!!!!!!

Nina: Its okay Lou, its what I get for being with a mad man mobster….
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(I Need A Doctor Plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01CPSLMpso0)

(Lou visits Nina at the hospital)

Nina: I’m fighting… for my life. Right now my only chance is if this machine keeps me supported..

Lou: That’s good….but you know he’s just gonna come after you again.

Nina: (Smiles)

Lou: (Turns off Nina’s machine.) (Whispers) Goodbye….

Tom: What heck did you just do?

Evelyn: (Is in shock)

Lou: Simple… I put her out of her misery…….

(Lou leaves the hospital)

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^Thanks .

Ep.5 “Uncle Max”

(Tom and Lou are visiting Crime’sVille)

Jennifer Tinsley: I’m Jennifer Tinsley, here with the Mayor of Crime’sVille! (Points speaker to mayor) Now Mayor Crusade, why is there so much crime here?

Mayor Crusade: I like to think its because the police aren’t strong and witty enough, but the real reason is because I’m such a bad mayor…

Jennifer: So, shouldn’t you quit?

Mayor Crusade: yea, but I can’t since everyone else is too scared to Mayor here.
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(Tom and Lou ride through the town in the Black Horror)

Black Horror: Oh my! The streets of this town make my tires dirty!

Tom: Stop complaining, we’ve drove through worse

Lou: Yea, just yesterday we drove through Acid River.

Tom: Yea, then your tires melted off..

Black Horror: Isn’t that Max? My old owner!!!!

Tom: My uncle Max?!?

(Tom and Lou get out the car to greet Uncle Max on the side walk)

Uncle Max: How have you two been!!! Have you been making fun of your lives?

Tom: Well we have had some fun in the last four weeks.

Lou: Yea, the Black Horror can talk now!

Black Horror: Hello original owner…

Uncle Max: Oh diggity doggy!


Black Horror: (Whispers to Tom and Lou) I don’t remember him this nerdy..

Tom: So what are… you doing here?

Uncle Max: After you boys left, I almost got beat up by the BGC

Lou: The BGC

Uncle Max: Yes, the CGB

Tom: But, you said BGC..

Uncle Max: You meat heads! The Bad Guyz Club.

Tom: Why?!

Uncle Max: When I was 20, I was working for their society as a engineer. I made The Black Horror for them, but I fell in love with the car, so I fled to Bikini Bottom and stayed under the radar for years. Now a new generation of BGC’s have found me and want to kill me to get revenge for their deceased forefathers!

Tom: Wow, I’m sorry uncle…

Uncle Max: Its all good, I have a place here… you chomps can stay with me… oh my!

Tom: What?
Uncle Max: Is that Scooter. Your goofy surfer dude friend?
Tom: Yea….
Scooter: Tom! Lou! Maximillion!

Uncle Max: …..hello scooter.....

(They all head to Uncle Max’s apartment)

Uncle Max: Well.. I got a lot of cleaning up to do, but it’s a decent place..

Lou: Define decent…

Scooter: I’m going to watch some TV, ha ha ha ha!

Lou: … You do that Scooter.

Scooter: Guys, ever heard of the BGC?

Uncle Max: Raises an eyebrow

Tom: Turn that up Scoot..
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Jennifer Tinsley: I’m Jennifer Tinsley

David Hickings: And I’m David Hickings! We are here on the streets of Crime’sVille with the Bad Guyz Club!

Jennifer: Tell us, what are you guys… I mean guyz! Going to do here?

BGC Leader: Uh.. Uh.. Kill Max Patowski!
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Tom: Scooter, I need you to drive my uncle out of the city in the Black Horror. Me and Lou are heading to the police!

(Scooter starts to drive)

Uncle Max: Hey, can I stop at this building? I work here.

Scooter: Tom and Lou said I couldn’t letchu out

Uncle Max: No, no, I think you understand.. I WORK there..

Scooter: Okay. Tom’s gonna be mad, but you know, we all got to make that green man J .

Uncle Max: (Gets out and smiles) Sucker…!

(Uncle Max climbs up the building.)

BGC: Hey Max, what next?

Uncle Max: Well, Dario.. I want you.. To shoot me off this building..

Dario: WHAT?

Uncle Max: Do it DARNIT!

(Uncle Max is shot…his body falls off the building).

This is to spin-offs what Soulja Boy is to music.

Wumbology wrote:This is to spin-offs what Soulja Boy is to music.

oh my

Wumbology wrote:This is to spin-offs what Soulja Boy is to music.

So?

SUDDEN LAPSE OF OPINION EY WUMBO

teenj12 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:This is to spin-offs what Soulja Boy is to music.

So?

So bad, it's good.

Dragiiin123 wrote:SUDDEN LAPSE OF OPINION EY WUMBO

OH U

Wumbology wrote:

teenj12 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:This is to spin-offs what Soulja Boy is to music.

So?

So bad, it's good.

Well if that's how you feel, I can't change that .

teenj12 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

teenj12 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:This is to spin-offs what Soulja Boy is to music.

So?

So bad, it's good.

Well if that's how you feel, I can't change that .

It's a good thing, in a way.

ohk..

teenj12 wrote:ohk..

He did call it good.

Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

Please tell me you're joking.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

Please tell me you're joking.

Nope, I remember this having 200 views.

Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

People read topics.

Wumbology wrote:

Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

People read topics.

Or its the same kind of black magic that has sbs1fan's new spin-off at 155 views after only 3 posts..........nah I think its people reading topics. Plus, views aren't extremely important when it comes to judging a spin-off, but I'm not going into this explanation again xP

Clappy wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

People read topics.

Or its the same kind of black magic that has sbs1fan's new spin-off at 155 views after only 3 posts..........nah I think its people reading topics. Plus, views aren't extremely important when it comes to judging a spin-off, but I'm not going into this explanation again xP

It should still be taken seriously when views take a serious jump in a little amount of time. (Hai, Team SpongeBob.)

I haven't been refreshing again, so idk.

Wumbology wrote:

Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

People read topics.

people read topics 160 times.
k bro.

Dragiiin123 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

People read topics.

people read topics 160 times.
k bro.

Guests?

Wumbology wrote:

Dragiiin123 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?

People read topics.

guests read topics 160 times.
k bro.

Guests?

herp derp fixed

434 now.

This must be teenj magicks.

Will everyone give teenj a break? He has done nothing wrong, yet everyone on here keeps giving him so much crap. I mean seriously, it doesn't matter how many views his show gets.

Confession time! I admit that I have been coming back to this page a lot, but its not to read teenj's spin-off which I lost interest in after the third episode. It's to read how off-topic this spin-off has gotten because of opinions, accusations, comments, etc. Ok happy now?

I know teenj has done this refreshing act before, but sometimes people just go to other people's spin-offs to read what people write on it. Seriously, give the kid a fucking break. He learned his lesson last time. There, this whole process is over done with.

Now let teenj go back to writing his spin-off or I will lock and trash this.

Clappy wrote:Will everyone give teenj a break? He has done nothing wrong, yet everyone on here keeps giving him so much crap. I mean seriously, it doesn't matter how many views his show gets.

Confession time! I admit that I have been coming back to this page a lot, but its not to read teenj's spin-off which I lost interest in after the third episode. It's to read how off-topic this spin-off has gotten because of opinions, accusations, comments, etc. Ok happy now?

I know teenj has done this refreshing act before, but sometimes people just go to other people's spin-offs to read what people write on it. Seriously, give the kid a fucking break. He learned his lesson last time. There, this whole process is over done with.

Now let teenj go back to writing his spin-off or I will lock and trash this.

Okay, I see where you're coming from. But teenj is someone who (like you said) has done this before, and this spin-off has gotten little to no buzz, so I don't see how anyone would really be flocking to the page. I've been watching it increase rather rapidly ever since dragiiin's accusation, and it doesn't seem natural. It could be. I'm not accusing anyone yet, but it's a possibility.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Clappy wrote:Will everyone give teenj a break? He has done nothing wrong, yet everyone on here keeps giving him so much crap. I mean seriously, it doesn't matter how many views his show gets.

Confession time! I admit that I have been coming back to this page a lot, but its not to read teenj's spin-off which I lost interest in after the third episode. It's to read how off-topic this spin-off has gotten because of opinions, accusations, comments, etc. Ok happy now?

I know teenj has done this refreshing act before, but sometimes people just go to other people's spin-offs to read what people write on it. Seriously, give the kid a fucking break. He learned his lesson last time. There, this whole process is over done with.

Now let teenj go back to writing his spin-off or I will lock and trash this.

Okay, I see where you're coming from. But teenj is someone who (like you said) has done this before, and this spin-off has gotten little to no buzz, so I don't see how anyone would really be flocking to the page. I've been watching it increase rather rapidly ever since dragiiin's accusation, and it doesn't seem natural. It could be. I'm not accusing anyone yet, but it's a possibility.

And I see where you are coming from, but what do you think we are doing right now? The past couple days I have seen this topic appear in the latest topics box. I know that when I see a topic appear on there, I usually click on it and see what someone wrote. We are generating buzz with all these ridiculous accusations for people to come view and see what we wrote.

Plus, teenj was humiliated and embarassed when Team SpongeBob got locked and trashed for a spike in views. I don't think he would do the same thing twice. Also, I would not get suspicious over a spin-off that has been in existence for a month and already has 43 replies. I think its perfectly healthy and nothing to be over the top concerned about. Now can we put this to rest?

Thank you Clappy for defending me. 70s, I have not refreshed TAOTAL, I'm not that stupid to make the same mistake twice.

teenj12 wrote:Thank you Clappy for defending me. 70s, I have not refreshed TAOTAL, I'm not that stupid to make the same mistake twice.

And once again, I haven't accused you of anything yet. It would be stupid for me not to watch it at this point. You've done it before, and you denied it over and over last time.

that70sguy92 wrote:

teenj12 wrote:Thank you Clappy for defending me. 70s, I have not refreshed TAOTAL, I'm not that stupid to make the same mistake twice.

And once again, I haven't accused you of anything yet. It would be stupid for me not to watch it at this point. You've done it before, and you denied it over and over last time.

But why would I do again? Your basically accusing me by saying "teenj's magiks".

teenj12 wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

teenj12 wrote:Thank you Clappy for defending me. 70s, I have not refreshed TAOTAL, I'm not that stupid to make the same mistake twice.

And once again, I haven't accused you of anything yet. It would be stupid for me not to watch it at this point. You've done it before, and you denied it over and over last time.

But why would I do again? Your basically accusing me by saying "teenj's magiks".

That was actually sarcasm. I don't know why you'd do it again. Doesn't mean you wouldn't.

that70sguy92 wrote:

teenj12 wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

teenj12 wrote:Thank you Clappy for defending me. 70s, I have not refreshed TAOTAL, I'm not that stupid to make the same mistake twice.

And once again, I haven't accused you of anything yet. It would be stupid for me not to watch it at this point. You've done it before, and you denied it over and over last time.

But why would I do again? Your basically accusing me by saying "teenj's magiks".

That was actually sarcasm. I don't know why you'd do it again. Doesn't mean you wouldn't.

I wouldn't.

teenj12 wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

teenj12 wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

teenj12 wrote:Thank you Clappy for defending me. 70s, I have not refreshed TAOTAL, I'm not that stupid to make the same mistake twice.

And once again, I haven't accused you of anything yet. It would be stupid for me not to watch it at this point. You've done it before, and you denied it over and over last time.

But why would I do again? Your basically accusing me by saying "teenj's magiks".

That was actually sarcasm. I don't know why you'd do it again. Doesn't mean you wouldn't.

I wouldn't.

As a professional I cannot just take your word for it. I'm sorry. I'd do this to anyone. This is the end of the discussion.

I haven't accused you of anything yet, but this topic will be closely watched.