Re: The Adventures of Tom And Lou

by **Wumbology** 4/19/2011, 5:45 pm

Dragiiin123 wrote:
Wumbology wrote:
Dragiiin123 wrote:
Wumbology wrote:
Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?
People read topics.
guests read topics 160 times.
k bro.
Guests?
herp derp fixed

Plural. It's not one person reading it over and over. For fuck's sakes.

by **Dragiiin123** 4/19/2011, 8:56 pm

Wumbology wrote:
Dragiiin123 wrote:
Wumbology wrote:
Dragiiin123 wrote:
Wumbology wrote:
Dragiiin123 wrote:Um, how did this go from 200 views to 360?
People read topics.
guests read topics 160 times.
k bro.
Guests?
herp derp fixed
Plural. It's not one person reading it over and over. For fuck's sakes.

AND YOU GET YOUR INFO WHERE ?!?!?!

by **Clappy** 4/19/2011, 9:05 pm

Teenj, if I were you, I would start saving copies of your episodes if you want to save them because I am going to lock and trash this topic around 6 PM tomorrow if people are still arguing, debating, etc. by then. It's not your fault, but everything going on right now seriously needs to stop.

by **Dragiiin123** 4/19/2011, 9:12 pm

this thread is what soldier boy is to soldier boy

by **teenj12** 4/21/2011, 7:26 pm

The Adventures of Tom And Lou - Page 2 116px-10

Ep.7 “It’s a Cold, Cold World”

(Tom and Lou have finally arrived in Bikini Bottom for Uncle Max’s funeral)

???: Oh boys! You have arrived!

Tom: Aunt Sheila! I’m sorry. I blame this on my self!

Aunt Sheila: Its fine. Your uncle lived a wild life..

Tom: Tell me about it.

Lou: Is it like really cold?

Aunt Sheila: Your right it is. (Burrs).
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Tom: Evelyn? What are you doing here?

Evelyn: We are friends right? I thought I’d pay my respects to your uncle.

Tom: Well.. Thanks I guess (blushes).

Evelyn: Come on Lou, show me to the black cake!

Tom: BLACK cake?

Lou: It is a funeral isn’t it? (Walks away with Evelyn).
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The Black Horror: Why hello..

???: Who said that?

The Black Horror: Well me baby cakes.

???: Hello? Who’s talking to me? (Walks away)

Tom: Are you okay?

The Black Horror: People think I’m just some boatmobile, of course I’m okay!

Tom: Dude, I suggest therapy to work out your obvious issues.

The Black Horror: I’m getting rusty.. It must be really cold.
Tom: Agreed.
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(It was time for the funeral preacher to speak and everyone to gather around to burry Uncle Max)

Preacher Gillman: Max Patowski was a wonderful man. He so full of - it is ridiculously cold! Full of life and experience. And now as we burry this great man we will never forget - okay, I am freezing right now.

(Everyone goes on about how cold they are).

Tom: GUYS!

(Everyone looks at Tom)

Tom: Your all so selfish! My uncle died and all you can think about is-

(Uncle Max rises from his casket and everyone screams).

Tom: Uncle Max! Your dead!

Uncle Max: I didn’t die. I told the leader of the BGC to shoot me. I was wearing a bullet proof vest. This was all a clever smack in the face!

(Everyone gasps)

Tom: Uncle Max… that’s… that’s cold.

Uncle Max: Yea.. Ha ha… well so is this weather.. He he.

by **teenj12** 5/15/2011, 12:13 pm

Ep.8 “Scooter Tags Along”

Lou: This guide says we are entering Wildfire Forest, which is prone to
A. Wildfires, B. Gang, C. Danger, and D. Crazy Monkeys.

Tom: Speaking of crazy…

Scooter: Let me in! The monkeys a coming, the monkeys a coming!

(A dozen monkeys follow after Scooter).

Lou: Get in.

(Scooter gets in)

(The monkeys chase after the Black Horror)

The Black Horror: Lets show these furry punks who they’re messing with.

(The Black Horror makes the car go right into the monkeys. Crashing the creatures into trees and thin air!)

Tom: Woo! We did it boys!

The Black Horror: With my ever so unappreciated help.
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(The boys drive into a cave).

Tom: Why are you here?

Scooter: After I let your uncle get shot, I sort of wandered out here in this pit of danger! Is that a bag of money?

Lou: Yea, Tom’s saving account that he was going to use for college, but..

Tom: .. I never made it to college. Anyway, your looking at $10000 in that bag!

Scooter: Cool!

Tom: We better spend the night here, considering the monkeys might come back.
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(The boys slept in the cave that night).

Scooter: I’m hungry, Better take Tom and Lou’s money to go buy a hot dog. They wont mind.

(Scooter walks the forest with the money)

Scooter: That hot dog stand was HERE BEFORE!

???: Maybe it got destroyed..

Scooter: Huh? Who are you?

???: Tyson. Leader of The Wildfire Club.

???: We see you got some money there…

Tyson: Calm it Flex…

Flex: Okay..

Tyson: Now listen little fry. We can do this the easy way…or the hard way.. If you do catch my drift.

Scooter: The easy way please! (Tosses them the money).
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(The Wildfire Club Campsite)

Tyson: He was the softest guy I ever done saw!!!

???: So, the money.

Tyson: Right here Pleck. (Tyson lays the money out in front of all the members.

???: Where’d a softie like him get all this money?

Tyson: Well, Nikko.. Softies are always the richest.’

Nikko: Ya know, That is SO true.
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Tom: YOU ARE A FREAKING BUFFOON. You didn’t even try to run!??

Scooter: I’m sorry,

Tom: Lets go Lou. We’re getting that money back.

Scooter: Can I come?

Tom and Lou: NO!
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(Tom and Lou find the campsite of the Wildfire Club).

Tom: We’ll swing in on this here vine and swipe the money!

Lou: Lets do it!

(The duo swing down on the vine and successfully swipe the money. BUT the vine breaks and they fall prey to the WC).

Tyson: Lets take them out boys.

Flex: Raise your knifes!

(All the members raise their knifes high).
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(Scooter goes into the monkey habitat)

Scooter: Listen monkeys…I…I know we don’t have the BEST relationship, but please. My friends might be in trouble!

(The monkeys stare at him with red eyes)

Scooter: PLEASE! (Cries)
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(Tom and Lou are about to be cut by knifes when the Black Horror and the Monkeys show up!).

(The monkeys attack the members of the Wildfire Club and a bunch of monkey screaming comes about)

(The Black Horror pulls out a built in knife and frees Tom and Lou from the ropes binding their hands).

Scooter: Get in!

(Tom and Lou grab the money and hop in the car. As they ride off, they all scream..

Tom, Lou, and Scooter: THANK YOU MONKEYS!)

by **teenj12** 5/15/2011, 12:15 pm

Ep.9 “Tom and Lou Go To High School”

(Tom and Lou ride into Lanesville)

Tom: Really beautiful town!

Lou: Agreed.

(The boys buy a place in the town)

House Seller: Great lighting, beautiful bedrooms, nice kitchen.. This house has it all.

Lou: Ooh, a backyard pool and Jacuzzi! Thanks Dave!

Dave: No problem boys.

(While enjoying their new place, they get a knock on the door. Tom answers it).

???: I’m Denver and these are other government agents…

Tom: You guys are.. The government of this town?

Denver: Yes. We’ve heard a lot about you and your friend Lou

(Lou comes to the door)

Tom: Get to the point..

Denver: We want you two to pose as high school students to find out what the seniors are up to there.

Tom: Lou?

Lou: it could be fun?

Tom: Okay, we’ll do it.
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(The next morning Tom and Lou dress up in bling a ding clothes provided by the government).

Tom: These kids go to school through summer too, no wonder there’s something going on.

(Tom and Lou walk into Lanesville High and all the girls turn their eyes at them).
Tom: No need to stare, we’re not gonna be here all year!

Lou: (makes beat).

(Tom and Lou enter Math class)

???: I am Ms.Sherlock to those of you who don’t know (looks at Tom and Lou)

Ms. Sherlock: Shall we start with something easy.. Tom, what is 50 times 10000

Tom: Uh…er…5- 000???

Ms. Sherlock: NUH

(The whole class, including Lou laughs hard)
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(After Math, everyone starts talking about how dorky and stupid Tom and Lou were)

Lou: These kids wouldn’t know cool if it blew their way!

(The Black Horror awaits Tom and Lou at Lunch/Recess)

Tom: Our first day did not go quite as planned.

The Black Horror: (Pulls out built in Hammer) Do I need to knock some heads in?

(Everyone stares at the car.)

Everyone: Wow, cool, oh, whoa, awesome!

???: I’m Jess, here’s my number you stud! (Slips Tom here number)

???: Are you guys seriously buying this?

Jess: Oh Kiefer, stop being so immature and juvenile.

Kiefer: Don’t trust these losers. They’ll disappoint. (Walks away)

Lou: (Whispers to Tom) Something’s shady about that Kiefer guy…

Ep.10 “Tom and Lou Go To High School”

(Tom and Lou had successfully become the coolest kids of the school within a week in thanks to The Black Horror)

Steve: So, I hear you got a date tonight with that Jess girl!

Tom: Well, I get around… if you do know what I mean ha ha!

Lou: (Pulls Tom over to the side) Tom, your are not going out with a probably hormonal child! You are 26! Twenty - freaking - six!

Tom: Lou.. Relax, nothing’s gonna happen! (Tom walks away) come on Steve!
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(Tom and Lou are at their house and Lou comes in from the outdoor Jacuzzi).

Lou: Your all dressed up..

Tom: I DO have a date..

Lou: You are NOT going out with Jess!

Tom: Yes I am!

Lou: NO!

Tom: You can’t control me, I‘m in high school now! (Cries).

Lou: Tom? What are we doing?

Tom: I’m pre-tty sure, your acting like my dad.. (Tom walks out the house).
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(Tom and Jess ride the Black Horror into a grassy field).

Jess: I really like you Tom.

Tom: Your okay (gulps).

Jess: Your so cute..

Tom: Umm. Well, maybe we should go somewhere.

Jess: I’m enjoying here..

Tom: But, activity is IM-(Jess kisses him. Tom pushes her away).
Jess: What’s wrong with you?

Tom: I’m, I’m… I’m 26.…

(Jess leaves car with tears. Tom chases after her).

Tom: JESS!!

The Black Horror: Ha ha, love is buffoonery.

(The Black Horror is suddenly struck with a hammer)

Kiefer: Your going to be quiet car!

(Kiefer and his two friends get in the car and drive it away)

(Lou walks around moping outside, but then sees the Black Horror an Kiefer in it!)

Lou: (stealing car from an old lady) Sorry ma’am this is important!

Old Lady: You crazy sh-

(Tom returns to the grassy area and notices the car missing)

Tom: Lou’s gonna kill me!
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(Lou follows Kiefer and his friends into a building.)

Kiefer: Here’s the car!

Lou: (To himself) DENVER!

Denver: Those foolish men don’t know what hit them. Park the car in my private garage.

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(Lou sneaks down to the private garage).

Lou: What’d they do to you?

Lou: (tries to get in car) He did not change locks! (Lou breaks an entering)

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(Tom ponders the streets, but sees Lou pop up with the car).

Lou: Denver’s against us! He had Kiefer steal the car!

(Tom and Lou see airships coming at them)

Lou: GET IN!

(Tom get in and they hopelessly drive the care away from the planes. Suddenly, The Black Horror comes back to life. He flies them into the sky and unleashed bombs on an airship. The airship explodes. Black Horror than unleashes its built in spinning knife and cuts down the rest of the airships.)

The Black Horror: No one, messes with The Black Horror.

Tom and Lou: EPIC!

by **teenj12** 5/15/2011, 12:15 pm

Ep.11 “Susie”
(Tom and Lou went to a park in a town call Sunnyville).

Tom: Ah.. Peace and tranquility!

Lou: This park is something! Not nearly as dirty as the last park we went to.

Tom: Look, Black Horror is trying to kick it to that tree!

The Black Horror: (Notices Tom and Lou are staring) Well… it is a living organism…
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(After a few hours of relaxation, Tom, Lou, and Black Horror were leaving).

Tom: Hey, this ball. Its a pretty red..

(A little girl run to Tom).

Little Girl: Susie..

Tom: This is your ball? (Gives it to her and leaves the park) .

(As the duo get in the black horror, they see the same pink skirted, light brown on the outside, and dark brown in the middle little girl in the back seat).

Tom: Hey there! I just saw you! You remember?

Lou (Plucks Tom) Of course she remembers, it was 4 seconds ago!

Little Girl: Susie!

Tom: Susie? That’s your name ? Susie?

Susie: Susie!

Lou: (grabs little girl, takes her out of the car and places her on the park grassy ground) Goodbye…

Tom: (Drives off) That was harsh…

Lou:…But necessary.
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(Tom and Lou arrive at their mansion in Sunnyville)

Tom: Dave finds us such nice…(sees Susie).. LOU!
Lou: (Walks in living room) What is it- AH! Little girl, do you have parents? A home.

Susie: Susie!
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(Tom and Lou go in the hallway).

Lou: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? This little girl is obviously delusional.

Tom: How so?

Lou: (Slaps Tom upside the head) THINK butthead!

Tom: hey…hey don’t throw Back To The Future references at me!

Lou: Tom this is serious…

Tom: I know, I know.
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(Tom and Lou enter the living room again and the little girl has disappeared).

Tom and Lou: YES she’s gone!!!! She’s gone, she’s gone, she’s gone, she’s gone.
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(Tom and Lou take a drive in the black horror).

The Black Horror: ACHOO ACHOO

Tom: (Rows down window) Black Horror, are you alright?

The Black Horror: (Pulls over) There’s something in my trunk! (Lifts up trunk door. Susie rises).

Tom and Lou: SUSIE!

Police Officer: This is your car?

Tom: Yea…

Police Officer: Your under arrest for abuse of a child!

Tom: But.. But… (Police man opens his door and cuffs his hand) I (Starts crying) didn’t, she’s not -

Lou: (Shouts) TOM.. STOP TALKING, ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED IN COOOOUUURRTT!

(End Of Episode)

by **teenj12** 5/15/2011, 12:16 pm

Ep.12 “Big Momma’s Bank”

(Tom and Lou were now in the town of Staten. Which happened to be the place Lou’s mom was living).

Momma Lou: So how many more days you boys in town?

Lou: Like, 5 more ma.

Tom: But.. We might leave early..

Momma: Why?

Tom: Personal reasons…

Momma: Well, I’m a go get some groceries. (Leaves house)

Tom: YOUR MOM HAS BEEN HERE EVERYDAY FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS we’ve been here!

Lou: I know she’s been annoying..

Tom: Alleviating!!!

Lou: How about we go out to the lake and fish a little.

Tom: YES. The best suggestion I’ve heard all day.
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(Tom and Lou come back from of fishing two hours later).

Lou: MOM what’d you do to the house? Its all pink!

Momma: Boy, hush up. Embrace yo feminine side.

Lou: Mother-

Momma: DON’T YOU SAY IT!

Lou: I was just saying Mother!
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(12:00 at night, Tom and Lou smell something burning).

Lou: What is..(sees his mother throwing money into the fireplace) MOOOOM!

Tom: Momma Lou, why???
Momma: Well I was going to make you a newspaper!

Lou: Why?

Momma: You boys need the classics in your life!

Tom: Aww… you used up ALL our money for the rode.

Momma: I’m sorry boys, I’ll give you 10g out of my saving’s account.

Lou: I don’t-

Momma: Louy, be quiet!

Tom: Ha ha, Louy!

Lou: Shut up Thomas!

Tom: Lou, now that’s cold!
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(Tom, Lou, and Momma Lou arrive at the bank )

Momma: I would like to take out 10grand.

Worker: Here you go Ms. Corelli

(As Lou, Momma Lou, and Tom are walking out, three men with guns enter the bank).

Robber #1: Everyone GET DOWN.

Momma: NO!

Lou: Momma just get down.

Momma: NO

Robber #1: Get down!

Lou: Momma GET DOWN!

Momma: NO! I will never go down for any man!

Lou: Momma, (cries) PLLLLEEEAASSSEE!!!!!
(Momma Lou flips over to Robber #1 and kicks gun out of his hand and then trips him with her fat legs. The other me shoot at her, but miss. Momma Lou tackles Robber #2)

Momma: Meoow! (Licks his face. Grabs his gun and shoots robber #3 before he can say quicksaw!) YEA!!! I’m the shi-

Police Man: FREEZE…riiight there. Are you the robber Ms.?

Momma Lou: No, I..

Tom and Lou: YES, YES, YES SHE IS SHE TOOK THE WHOLE-

Police Man: OKAY! (Cuffs Momma Lou and walks out with her).

Momma: Lou, please tell him the truuuuuuuth!

Tom and Lou: (Dancing) Oh Yea, Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh yeah (Robbers get back up)

Robber #1: Okay, everyone down again.

Tom and Lou: (Cry) Aw man, Aw man, Aw man, Aw man, Aw man.

by **teenj12** 5/23/2011, 12:16 am

Ep.13 “Taking Seconds”
(Tom and Lou pull in to Eels Fast Food Place)

Lou: Are you clear on the order? Two steaming jellyfish, two kelp shakes, and two seaweed fries.

Tom: Okay (Tom gets out car).

The Black Horror: And nothing for maw?

Tom: You’re a car.. You don’t eat.

The Black Horror: Such as stereotype!

Tom: Fine, fine, I’ll get you some oil from the gas station. Will that you feel better?

The Black Horror: ……..(Quietly) It might…
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10 Min Later

Lou: Man, where’s Tom with that food?

The Black Horror: Yes. I’m tired of being here. Gum’s stuck to my tire!

???: Would you like to buy some cookies?

Lou: (Rolls down window) Cookies? Nope..

???: Listen bub, I need to sell 20 cookies to get a really important badge.

Lou: What are you, a camp girl?

???: Your looking at Stacy Millers, the leader of the Scout Troup Girls of Bikini Bottom.

Lou: Well… this isn’t bikini bottom.

Stacy: Well duuuh. Me and my team have gone national!

Lou: I DON’T WANT COOKIES

Stacy: Meeeooww aggressive. (Leaves)

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Another 10 min past

Lou: Where is Tom, I am starving…

(Window cleaner man starts cleaning the windows of the Black Horror)

The Black Horror: Hey, Hey, stop it!

Window cleaner: Just doing my job..

The Black Horror: (Pulls out razor) STOOOOPP!

Window cleaner: AHHH. Crazy car! (Throws water can at tail light)

(The Black Horror’s sirens start)

Lou: Aw man!!!
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15 Minutes Later

(A police woman knocks on window, awaking a sleeping Lou).

Police Woman: You earned yourself a ticket. Your car can only be here a max of over 20
Minutes

Lou: THAT’S IT! Watch my car police LADY!

(Lou runs inside and see’s Tom sitting down talking to a hot girl).

Lou: TOOOMMM!!!!

Tom: Finally you’re here. Now we can order.

Lou: (Falls out).

by **teenj12** 5/31/2011, 4:40 pm

Ep.14 “Vacation Nation”

(Tom and Lou were standing in line to aboard The S.S Blandy!)

Tom: Don’t understand why we are taking a “vacation” (rolls eyes).

Lou: Because you AGGRIVATE me! And I need some peace and tranquility.

(Finally after an hour long line, Tom and Lou finally arrived on board).

Mr.Krabs: Welcome! Welcome! I’m Mr.Krabs, the manager!
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(Tom and Lou went straight to the pools after they got settled in their cabin).

Lou: (Reading the layout Map) The pool is on the…. 10 floor.

Tom: Cool.

(When the two arrived, Tom jumped straight into the hot tub).

Lou: Tom! Pools first.

Tom: I’m taking a hot bath before I enter the pools

Lou: Excuses, excuses! (Leaves to the pool)

??: I’m Juana! You are?

Tom: Tom.

Juana: This is me and my family first time here, yours too?

Tom: Yes..

Juana: This is my brother, my sister, my mother, and my step grand uncle!

Tom: Step-grand-uncle? What do you have family affairs? …Any way, this Jacuzzi isn’t hot enough (gets out and turns heat up to hottest level).

Juana and her family: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Their screams heard through the entire 11, 10, 9, and 8 decks).
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Lou: I’m sorry about Tom’s actions, this won’t happen again…

Mr.Krabs: It better not! Juana and her family are suffering 3rd degree burns and apparently broke their neck bones from screaming so loud.

(Tom and Lou go to the 8th deck to get some donuts).

Lou: Patrick, two donuts cost 2 dollars.

Patrick: uh.. Oh!

Tom: (Conniving/Lying) 2 dollars costs 200 donuts, ha ha!

Lou: (Whispers) TOM!
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(Mr.Krabs walks by the donut shop and sees all the donuts gone and Tom and Lou rubbing their now - fat stomachs.)

Mr.Krabs: You two are gonna PAY for this!!!!

Lou: Wait.. Literally?
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(Tom and Lou go to the Central Park on Deck 9)

Lou: Ah.. A peaceful park.

Tom: Peaceful? This park should be protested! Poor Seahorses, Jelly fish, and Clams locked up and trapped!

(Tom unleashes all of the animals).

Lou: TOM!!!!!!
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(The animals/sea critters chase Tom, Lou, and several other guests around the whole ship).

Tom: Looks like we’re heading into the Dining Room!!!!

(The animals ruin everyone’s dinner as they fly and jump across/on the tables).
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(After hours of chaos, Sea Animal Control finally got everything cleaned up.)

Lou: Tom, we’ve caused so much mess on this ship.. I feel like we need to repay Mr.Krabs back…

Tom: Not with Money!!!

Lou: Of course not! I heard Squidward got sick recently, so they’ve had no entertainment a The Broadway Theatre and I happen to know.. Ned And The Needlefish!

Tom: I see where this is going…!
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(Lou and Tom get Ned and The Needlefish to play, making Mr.Krabs happy).

Mr.Krabs: Thanks boys!

Lou: No problem!

Tom: Yea, no problem! Listen, I-I.. I’m sorry about all the incidents today..

Mr.Krabs: Its all settled now lad J .

Ned And The Needlefish: (Singing “It Ends Tonight”) :

“Your subtleties, they strangle me
I can't explain myself at all
And all the wants and all the needs
All I don't want to need at all

The walls start breathing, my mind's unweaving
Maybe it's best you leave me alone
A weight is lifted on this evening
I give the final blow

When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight, it ends tonight

A falling star, at least I fall alone
I can't explain what you can explain
You're finding things that you didn't know
I look at you with such disdain

The walls start breathing, my mind's unweaving
Maybe it's best you leave me alone
A weight is lifted on this evening
I give the final blow

When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight, it ends tonight

Just a little insight won't make this right
It's too late to fight, it ends tonight, it ends tonight

Now I'm on my own side
It's better than being on your side

It's my fault when you're blind
It's better that I see it through your eyes
All these thoughts locked inside
Now you're the first to know

When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight, it ends tonight
Just a little insight won't make this right
It's too late to fight, it ends tonight

It ends when darkness turns to light
It ends tonight, it ends tonight
Just a little insight won't make this right
It's too late to fight, it ends tonight, it ends tonight

Tonight, inside
When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight”

“Thank you S.S Blandly!!!!”

by **teenj12** 7/5/2011, 1:51 pm

4th of July Special!

Ep.15 "I Pledge Alliance....To The Flag"

(Tom and Lou visit the city of Royalsville on a tour.)

Lou: I'm so excited to be here!!!!

Tom: Yea,I wanna meet the King!

Lou: Only a select few pupils can meet King Neptune!

Tom: Why did you say it like that? Why not just say people?

Lou: I wanted to sound official. And that's not the point!
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(The Bad Guyz Club in a dark alley.)

Dario: As leader, I command you all follow my plan to kill king neptune. Not Bruce's

Bruce: Whatever, but one day I'll be the leader of this gang!

Chewy: That'll be the day! Dario will always rule. Everyone in my fanclub agrees!

Dario: Fanlub of what?

Chewy: NOTHING. NOTHING.

Dario: So. Its decided? My plan?

Lester: Lets do it!

Roid: C'mon!!! I'mz ready!

Lester: Your pronunciation is bad.
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(The Bad Guyz Club waits in the bushes for King Neptunes guards)

Soldier #1: I hate marching you guys. You always cry about your legs, you sissy's.

(The BGC jump all of the soldies, but two escaped.)

Bruce: Tartur Sauce!
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(The two solders run over tourguide Betty)

Betty: Ya JERKS! Ya Like beating on women?

(Betty violently attacks them)

Betty: K everyone, lets move along.

(Tom and Lou look at the men).

Lou: By the way the way they are dressed... they must work for Neptune!!

Tom: GREAT... Now lets steal their outfits and go meet Neptune!

Lou: GREAT...NO

TOM: GREAT...YES!

Lou: Tom.

Tom: Lou.

Lou: Fine.

Tom: YAY!
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(Tom and Lou sneak into King Neptune's mansion dressed as guards and overhear the other "guards")

Dario: Now that we are dressed as guards, we can kill King Neptune, comitting the best crime a crime group has ever committed!

Tom: AND WE'LL JOIN YOU!

Lou: TOM!!!

Tom: (Whispers) Shush if you wanna stay alive.

Dario: Your Max's nephew.. maybe you got a little crime side in you, eh?

Tom: Totally!! Lou's my plan guy.

Bruce: You guys wanna help out?

Tom: We'd be delighted

Lou: (Gives Tom the evil eye).
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(Tom and Lou sneak of 10 minutes later andwarn King Neptune.)

King Neptune: So your telling me my soldiers are fake and are planning to kill me?

Lou: Yes..

Tom: BUT not us! We just wanted to meet you!

King Neptune: I understand.. I believe you (Pages in his soldiers).

Dario: Yes sir?

King Neptune: Take Tom and Lou to the police station for the crime of impersonation.

Tom and Lou: BUT..WE JUST WANTED (The BGC takes them) TO MEET YOU, THEY'RE THE BAD ONESSSSSS!!!

Dario: (Whispers to Tom) You know what I'd do a guy like you in my cellar?

Tom: (Gulps)

by **teenj12** 7/8/2011, 2:26 pm

Ep.16 "The Adventures Of Moochers"

(Tom and Lou drive into Coralwood).

Lou: This is the place where dreas come true!!!!

Tom: We should try out for acting spots!

Lou: Yeaaaa!

The Black Horror: What director would want the two of you.

(Tom and Lou go into a Diner)

Tom: hey, isn't that Scooter?

Lou:The one eating kelp fries?

Tom: Yea.

Lou: Yea!

(Tom and Lou approach Scooter).

Scooter: Duudes!

Tom: What are you doing here?

Scooter: Oh, I'm here with Evelyn!She's in town cheering for this season's football game. I'll take you her house.
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(Tom, Lou, and Scooter arrive at Evelyn's place).

Tom: Wow, a mansion!

Evelyn: Yea, for me and my team while we're in Coralwood. We're going shopping, you guys can come with.
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(At the mall).

Lou: So, you'll buy us anything???

Evelyn: Yea, me and my team have loads of cash.

Tom and Lou: IN THAT CASE!!!!

Tom: Can I get that COAT

Lou: Can I get that JEWEL

Tom: Can I get those CHOCOLATES ALL AROUND THAT Pool.

Lou: Can I get that DOG, If not, I'll lose my cool.
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(At the mansion).

Stephanie: Your friends got too many things today!

Lola: Yea!

Evelyn: They've been on the road a while like us, so maybe they just want...

Tina: The whole wide world. I'm gonna pound them with my man muscles!

Lola: Yea!

Roxy: Do you only ever say Yea!?

Lola: Yea!

(Tom and Lou come in, which makes everyone leave).

Tom:Umm...Evelyn?

Evelyn: They're cheerleaders!! probably rushing to get some frozen yogurt (says to herself) THAT IS SUCH A STEREOTYPE!!!!
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(Two days later)

Evelyn: TOM AND LOU! You spent 600 dollars on room service. This isn't a hotel.

Tom: But you said your butlers would serve us.

Evelyn:Their paid butlers!!!

(Evelyn runs outside and sits on the porch. In the drive thru, The Black Horror talks tou her.)

The Black Horror:(Smoothly) You know Tom and Lou are using ya...

Evelyn: What was that?

The Black Horror: You heard me....

Evelyn: Your right! They're mooching my money!

The Black Horror: K toots, heres the plan..
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Evelyn: Tom.. Lou.

Tom and Lou: What?

Evelyne: How about you guys treat yourselfs to the Salt City
restaurant . The most expensive restaurant in the sea.

Lou: COOL! Money..?

Evelyn: (Gives them play money).

Tom: $20,000,000 thanks!
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(Hours later, the duo spend $10,000,000 on food)

Lou: I'm stuffed!

Tom: I feel it bro...

Waiter: Money please.

Lou: (Gives hm the pretend money).

Waiter: This isn't real cash.

Tom and Lou: (Gulp) EVELYN!!!!!

by **teenj12** 7/25/2011, 7:50 pm

Ep.17 "Lou's Secret"
(Tom, Lou, and Evelyn sign up for a Nature Vacation Retreat).

Evelyn: I love our cabin. Although, I don't want to share it with Males, so you two sleep outside.

Tom: Evelyn!
(The next morning, Tom overheard Lou and Evelyn by the bushes.)

Lou and Evelyn: So cute!

Tom: What are you guys looking at!?

Lou: NOTHING! Right Evelyn?

Evelyn: Right!
(The next morning, Tom, Lou, and the rest of the campers go hiking).

Tourguide Betty: .....and if you look to your right, you'll see two squirrels wrestling!

Tom: Lou, look! ...Lou..(sees Lou putting pieces of bread in a book bag.)..what are you doing?

Lou: Packing a snack!

Tom: (Grabs bag)

(A small baby jellyfish comes out).

Lou: His name is Goober..

Tom: ARE YOU INSANE? A pet jellyfish! How girly!
(After the hike, Lou and Evelyn go to the swamp).

Lou: You'll watch Goober?

Tom: Yea whatever.

(Lou and Evelyn leave).

(The Wildfire Club get ready to torch the Camp Retreat).

Flex: Tyson, we can't hurt these people.

Tyson: Yes we can. No one will take our forest away from us! Especially that annoying tour guide.

Alex: Betty?

Tyson:Yea

Alex: I LOVE her.

Tyson: Your the only one.

Nikko: Your new. You don't know our history.

Alex: Tell me.

Jaque: Two summers ago, Betty Burgerandfries burned down our headquarters, because we stole her jeep. Then we had to relocate in the deeper part of the forest.

Alex: LETS TORCH!
(The Wildfire Club torches Tom, Lou, and Evelyn's cabin).

Tom: Smoke? (sniffs) SMOKE! (Grabs Goober and runs out back door as the cbin explodes).

The police arrive.

Lou: Thanks for protecting Goobs.

Goober: Eeeyah!(Hugs Tom)

Tom: Ya know, he's actually kinda cute ^_^ .

Evelyn: Well someones bipola ^_^

(Everyone laughs)

by **teenj12** 7/26/2011, 12:53 pm

Ep.18 “Lou’s Gonna Get It”
(Tom and Lou relax in their beach house in a placwe called Shallow Idaho)

Dave: Did I provide you with a nice house or what!

Tom: Thanks Dave. Book our next stay.

Dave: You guys are going to Coral Springs next right?

Lou: Yea.
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(Lou receives a call from a police man).

Lou: Tom!

Tom: What?

Lou: My mother has been released from jail! We have to go pick her up.
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The Black Horror: I don’t want that overweight woman to break my seats.

Tom: Shush up. I hate Lou for not coming, this is HIS mother!

Momma Lou: Hey Tom! Where is my SON?

Tom: At our beach house…..(gulps).

Momma Lou: Oh, it won’t even be a house when I’m done with it…and Lou (makes angry face).
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(Tom, Black Horror and Momma Lou arrive at the beach house).

Lou: Motharrrr!!!

Momma Lou: Young man, you are in for a ARSE WHIPPING.

(Lou runs off. Momma Lou pushes Tom to the ground and jumps into The Black Horror).

Momma Lou: DRIVEEE!

The Black Horror: Ahhhh

(Momma Lou runs down several clothing and food stands. She finally strikes Lou with the car).
(Momma Lou gets out and strangles Lou).

Lou: I-I’-M N-OT LOUUU

Momma Lou: What?

(Fake Lou takes off costume).

Fake Lou: I’m actually, sexy model Luigi Marcela! Mocha Mocha!

Tom: What? But then.. where is the real Lou?

(Luigi shows them Lou on his ipad)

Lou: Oh…hey Ma!

by **teenj12** 8/22/2011, 7:53 pm

Ep.19 “The Pink Scream”

(Tom and Lou arrive in a town called Radell).

Lou: Tour guide Betty Coven has a book out called, Around the sea. I’m reading about Radell.

Tom: What’s it say?

Lou: That Radell has a high population of sharks!

Tom: (Gulps)

(Tom and Lou park ride up to Evelyn’s Cheerleading Transportation Bus).

Tom: Eve hey!

Evelyn: Its Evelyn..and what are you to doing here?

Lou: We are actually leaving..this place has sharks!

Evelyn: They are actually very nice. Me and my girls just finished Cheerleading for their football game.

Lola: YEA!

Evelyn: Say something ELSE!

Lola: Yea!

Tom: Too bad you don’t have a car to ride in.

Evelyn: My last one was towed. And this tour bus is good enough!

Lou: Ha ha, You see our car…. Its awesome. If only you had an awesome car..

Evelyn: Shut up BOTH of you! The Black Horror isn’t even all that!

(The Black Horror pulls out Spinning Knife)

The Black Horror: YOU aren’t all that.

Tom: Our car can TALK! BEAT THAT!

Evelyn: I’ll get a Boatmobile just as amazing (Evelyn runs off).
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(The next day Evelyn drives through Radell with a hot pink Boatmobile. Tom , Lou, and The Black Horror go to he park where Evelyn is with her new car).

Tom: Wha-what is this?

Evelyn: ‘Tis be my new car (smiles) .

Evelyn’s Car: Hello boys, I am The Pink Scream!

The Black Horror: OH-MY-GOSH!

Lou: Wow Ev, impressive!

(The Pink Scream pulls out a giant hammer and whacks Tom and Lou. She then winks at The Black Horror) .
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(Late at night, The Black Horror and Pink Scream quietly roam Radell together).

The Black Horror: So, who built ya?

The Pink Scream: Evelyn’s uncle, Steve.

The Black Horror: Well he sure as heck built a beauty..

The Pink Scream: Thanks…that means a lot to meh.

The Black Horror: I-I really like you.

The Pink Scream: As do I.
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(The two boatmobiles rest at the park when suddenly three sharks pop up).

The Black Horror: (Wakes up) Who’s there!

Shark #: Our appetite (smiles evilly)

(The sharks ambush The Black Horror and the Pink Scream. The Black Horror backs them away with his spinning knife and The Pink Scream pounds them with her hammer)

(The police arrive).

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(The next day, The Black Horror and The Pink Scream are pronounced as heroes).

Evelyn: You must have been so scared!

The Pink Scream: Not with Black Horror by my side. (Honks her horn).

(The Black Horror smiles).

Tom: Well, The Radell Predators Football Team has been shut down..

Evelyn: GOOD! I will never cheer for sharks again. (Evelyn rides away in The Pink Scream). BAI BOYS! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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