ATTWL Version 2.0: SBC in England

Chapter 7 - Jelly in the Sky with Diamonds

Everyone was just standing in the library with SpongeSebastian's blood around their feet.

Jjs: Wow, didn't see that one coming so soon.

Sbs1fan: So, SpongeSeb didn't do it.....

OMJ: But which one of us did?

Goosey: It wasn't me.

SOF: Silly GBF, denying things all time.

CDCB: So why are just standing here? Let's gtfo!

Phil: Follow me, I know a place where we can unwind and relax.

The group went to a restaurant in the city of Westminister, which is still part of London. Anywho, it was 4 AM, no one has gotten any sleep and everyone has witnissed so many deaths in the past 24 hours that they need to unwind and relax like Phil suggested. As everyone was eating, a certain Beatles fanatic was excited since she realized where they were.

Jelly: ZOMG! You gais! We are nearby THE ABBEY ROAD! I can't eat now, I want to go......NAO! Brb....=D

CF: K....

70s: Wait a minute! Jelly if you go now, you won't come back D:!

Jelly: Oh nonsense, the killer wouldn't kill someone on a landmark thanks to the Beatles @_@.

70s: I'm a Beatles fanatic too, but I am more a fan of being alive.

Jelly: Well, how about other people go with me. Safety in numbers.

Sabre: I'd love to go!

Elastic: Same here bros!

Sara: Tell you what, Cal. I'll go to and take pictures and we can relive the experience together. =)

70s: Fine...all of you be safe...

Jelly: YES ^_^!

Sara: Thanks Cal, love you. =)

Jelly, Sabre, Sara, and Elastic ran off as they went to Abbey Road. Meanwhile, 70s had a look of disappointment spread across his face.

Tvguy: 70s, if you want to go, just go.

70s: I can't, I want to go home and be with the kids. I don't want to die tonight.

Tvguy: Oh please, don't be such a pussy.

70s: Umm....excuse me, but I think you are just as scared as I am.

Tvguy: Don't automatically assume things just like that!

As tvguy and 70s were arguing, everyone else left.

Wumbo: I don't know if I can just sit around and here those two argue like an old married couple....again.

Clappy: Maybe we should go check up on those Beatleholics.

Pakasa: Nah, let's give them time to bask in and pretend to be the Beatles walking across Abbey Road.

The group made their way slowly towards Abbey Road as the morning started to dawn upon them with a heavy downpour. However, they walked into a sight for sore eyes as right in front of them was a dead Jelly, surrounded by blood and a hammer with stains on it and a note.

Clappy: Jello!

Everyone ran towards her as they grieved the loss of Jelly.

MDPP: I guess you could say she was killed by Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

The rain stopped as the sun came rising.

Deli: Here comes the sun, at least its coming up.

After all those badly timed Beatles puns, the group read the note together

Dear Fellow Users,

Yet again, let this be a lesson. Next time, don't take the long way. You could have saved Jelly a hell of a lot faster. Oh and if I were all of you, I would look for the other Beatleholics plus 70s and tvguy because I captured all of them and placed them in traps that could lead to their deaths. Hopefully, you come save them in time.

Love,
The Killer

The group made a run for it fast, hoping that they can save the lives of their friends.

What is this, Saw all of a sudden? Lol. Loving my witty one-liners. Good chapter, broski. I hope my hubby doesn't die.

OH NO! SARAAAAA! And me!

And at least Jelly died with her Beatles.

Funny chapter!

Damn. I DIED TOO FAST! D:< lol
But I was giggling throughout the whole chapter, specially the bad Beatles puns xP At least I died happy and in Abbey Road! One of the places I want to go before I die...but never expected I'd die so fast after going there LOL.
Great chappie, Claps (all of 'em

Hm, I'm trying to figure out who the killer is, but to no avail.

I say it's somebody who's faked their death...Jelly!

Yoshi wrote:Hm, I'm trying to figure out who the killer is, but to no avail.

I have my suspects for sure.

I'm guessing one of the Beatle maniacs... I'm going with 70s' bethrothed for now.

I can see Elastic being the killer. I haven't really seen him mark out for the Beatles before and that makes me suspicious.

Daddy's Back, Sweethearts wrote:I can see Elastic being the killer. I haven't really seen him mark out for the Beatles before and that makes me suspicious.

Ooh, good point. Changing mine to Elastic.

Daddy's Back, Sweethearts wrote:I can see Elastic being the killer. I haven't really seen him mark out for the Beatles before and that makes me suspicious.

The reason I suspect my own wife.

I was going to save this chapter for the next time or the time after that.....but just because of the assumptions....

Also, changing up the writing style solely for this chapter for the sake of parody.

Chapter 8 - Ripper's Raping Rampage

Elastic woke up. He couldn't remember a damn thing. The last memory was of him going to go see Abbey Road with all the Beatles fans. Sure he wasn't as crazy about them as the others, but he likes their songs, especially Helter Skelter. Anywho, he got up and decided to check the rest of this train out until he saw a peculiar scene.

It was this masked man raping this poor sap. He couldn't understand why this was happening but he heard shouts and screams coming from this poor fellow.

"SPONGEBOB ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT ONCE......"

The fellow couldn't say anything else. He got shot and was thrown into a room with other dead bodies.

"GOSH DARNIT! WHO WOULD CALL HIMSELF AFRO BOY? SOUNDS LIKE A GOSH DARN BLAXPLOITATION SUPERHERO!"

Elastic couldn't help but laugh at that one liner, which unfortunately blew his cover.

"ATL go find out what that was." the masked man said.

The man in all caps from earlier, now known as ATL, located Elastic and dragged him out.

"Ripper! I never got to tell you earlier how much I respect you." Elastic praised.

"Funny you say that. If you knew who I was, you would be singing a different story. Now its time to give you a taste of your own medicine." the ripper stated.

The ripper stripped down and proceeded to rape Elastic.

"Stretch that elastic booty out boi!" a man named Darren hollered.

"You are a good raper!" this girl with a lot of sass shouted.

"Raper.....is not.......a word......dumbass." Elastic said.

"I think he is actually enjoying this......not fun!" the ripper said with disappointment.

The ripper grabbed his gun and shot Elastic in the head.

"Throw him in the body room!"

And the parody train rolled on.

You just threw that together didn't you cuz you knew I was onto something >p Anyways, great chapter.

Daddy's Back, Sweethearts wrote:You just threw that together didn't you cuz you knew I was onto something >p Anyways, great chapter.

Nah that was going to be the chapter after the next one. Seriously though, all I'm going to say is that all the guesses that have been made are all wrong. xP

I say it's Wumbo.

Another happy death
lol. funny chapter.

I think it's MDPP, because be begged to be the killer. xP

JellyfishJammer.

Yoshi wrote:JellyfishJammer.

But I already died!...or did I? >=] bwahaha...ahmm

Princess Peach wrote:

Yoshi wrote:JellyfishJammer.

But I already died!...or did I? >=] bwahaha...ahmm

Your "death" Was unclear.

Pacman wrote:

Princess Peach wrote:

Yoshi wrote:JellyfishJammer.

But I already died!...or did I? >=] bwahaha...ahmm

Your "death" Was unclear.

Exfuckingxactly. She could had written the damn note herself too. This is like Saw all over again!

Daddy's Back, Sweethearts wrote:

Pacman wrote:

Princess Peach wrote:

Yoshi wrote:JellyfishJammer.

But I already died!...or did I? >=] bwahaha...ahmm

Your "death" Was unclear.

Exfuckingxactly. She could had written the damn note herself too. This is like Saw all over again!

You guys know too much...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you

Jelly wrote:

Daddy's Back, Sweethearts wrote:

Pacman wrote:

Princess Peach wrote:

Yoshi wrote:JellyfishJammer.

But I already died!...or did I? >=] bwahaha...ahmm

Your "death" Was unclear.

Exfuckingxactly. She could had written the damn note herself too. This is like Saw all over again!

You guys know too much...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you

Unless you guys didn't read my earlier post.

Spoiler:

Clappy wrote:

Jelly wrote:

Daddy's Back, Sweethearts wrote:

Pacman wrote:

Princess Peach wrote:

Yoshi wrote:JellyfishJammer.

But I already died!...or did I? >=] bwahaha...ahmm

Your "death" Was unclear.

Exfuckingxactly. She could had written the damn note herself too. This is like Saw all over again!

You guys know too much...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you

Unless you guys didn't read my earlier post.

Spoiler:

darn..I guess I'll never go on a killing spree in a multi-chaptered fictional story of members of a forum-based website concentrated on a yellow and porous sea creature, written by a 22 year old guy from Virginia that loves Mila Kunis =/

Jelly wrote:

Clappy wrote:

Jelly wrote:

Daddy's Back, Sweethearts wrote:

Pacman wrote:

Princess Peach wrote:

Yoshi wrote:JellyfishJammer.

But I already died!...or did I? >=] bwahaha...ahmm

Your "death" Was unclear.

Exfuckingxactly. She could had written the damn note herself too. This is like Saw all over again!

You guys know too much...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you

Unless you guys didn't read my earlier post.

Spoiler:

darn..I guess I'll never go on a killing spree in a multi-chaptered fictional story of members of a forum-based website concentrated on a yellow and porous sea creature, written by a 22 year old guy from Virginia that loves Mila Kunis =/

Hooray for breaking the fourth wall!

Clappy wrote:

Jelly wrote:

Clappy wrote:

Jelly wrote:

Daddy's Back, Sweethearts wrote:

Pacman wrote:

Princess Peach wrote:

Yoshi wrote:JellyfishJammer.

But I already died!...or did I? >=] bwahaha...ahmm

Your "death" Was unclear.

Exfuckingxactly. She could had written the damn note herself too. This is like Saw all over again!

You guys know too much...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you

Unless you guys didn't read my earlier post.

Spoiler:

darn..I guess I'll never go on a killing spree in a multi-chaptered fictional story of members of a forum-based website concentrated on a yellow and porous sea creature, written by a 22 year old guy from Virginia that loves Mila Kunis =/

Hooray for breaking the fourth wall!

Well, I learned form the best ;D

Awesome so far. And if I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out like Jelly; immersed in fandom. That, and The Muppet Show was originally filmed in Britain. *winkwinknudgenudge* I can't wait for the next chapter.

Princess Daisy wrote:Awesome so far. And if I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out like Jelly; immersed in fandom. That, and The Muppet Show was originally filmed in Britain. *winkwinknudgenudge* I can't wait for the next chapter.

Thanks Deli for that information.

Spoiler:

Clappy wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:Awesome so far. And if I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out like Jelly; immersed in fandom. That, and The Muppet Show was originally filmed in Britain. *winkwinknudgenudge* I can't wait for the next chapter.

Thanks Deli for that information.

Spoiler:

As long as the killer writes ''IT'S TIME TO MEET THE MUPPETS'' in my blood. XD

Good job on this show so far, Clappy. I seriously have no idea who the killer is.

Over 1000 views and we are only eight chapters in!

This calls for a special chapter!

Chapter 9 - A Good, Ole Fashion, Ironic Twist


70s woke up. Where the hell was he? The last thing he can remember was him and tvguy were having an argument about going to go see Abbey Road and then he faded to black. He was in a small dark room. Tvguy was no where to be found.

70s: Tvman? Where the fuck are you? I.....

He fell face first to the ground. He then realized why. His foot was caught in a shackle. 70s tried his hardest to free himself but he had no luck. He was stuck. Suddenly, the tv screen right in front of him flickered on and on the screen was the Ripper.

Ripper: Hello 70s and welcome to my new game show "This Is Not Saw"! In case you haven't realized by now, you are stuck.

70s *sarcasticaly*: NO WAI!

Ripper: Yes way. And things are only going to get worse.

The screen then zoomed out and right there was tvguy. He was chained up in a trash compactor at the dump.

Ripper: Is this the repairman you were looking for? Speaking of tvs, guess who else we got on my new game show?

The screen zoomed out again and Sara was trapped in a rusty old car waiting in line to get crushed in the junkyard. Sara was crying and screaming in the car with the words CALVIN coming off her lips.

70s: You fucking asshole!

Ripper: Yes I am and guess what? It looks like you have a decision to make. You can only save one, while the other dies. Whose it going to be? Your wife or your best e-friend? Pick now....and don't pick the obvious one.

70s: No shit, I'm going to save my wife thank you very much!

Ripper: Very well then, the junkyard is two blocks from this building and take a right. You have a hour to save her. I'll let you say your goodbyes to tvguy now.

70s couldn't help but choke up and start crying as he talked to tvguy through the television set.

70s: Tvman, I'm sorry. We may fight a lot, but you are important to me. I love you man and I don't want you to ever forget that.

Tvguy: It's ok 70s, I would have made the same decision. I love you too.

The camera zoomed out as the screen faded to black. A timer then appeared on the tv as it was counting down. 70s started to make a run for it, but fell to the ground again. He forgot that he was still chained up. He tried his hardest to locate the key, but failed. As he was starting to panic, he then saw a saw right next to him.

70s: Of course he wants me to do that. It is torture porn after all.

70s started to saw his leg off. He couldn't help but cringe as he was causing all this physical pain to himself. As the blood came gushing out as he kept sawing, he was finally able to free himself. Forty minutes were left on the clock. He hobbled his way to the door. It was locked from the outside. 70s saw the key as it was outside the door. He kept ramming the door over and over again. Thirty minutes were left. He then threw himself at the door with every last ounce of might and it broke open. 70s kept wobbling his way down the stairs as he was starting to run out of energy. Twenty minutes remained. He lost so much blood and used so much of his remaining energy to break down the door. He made his way two blocks after pushing himself over and over again to make it in time to save Sara.

70s finally arrived at the location with five minutes remaining. Something seemed off. He didn't see any cars at all in line to get crushed. He kept searching until he finally saw something that looked familiar. It was the trash compactor that tvguy was caught in.

70s: That fucking dick! He lied to me!

Tvguy heard 70s voice.

Tvguy: 70S! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.....

The trash compactor crushed tvguy. 70s ran out of time. He started breaking down because he realized that Sara was also out of time and probably dead. He wobbled his way back a few steps and took a left this time instead of a right. He arrived at the junkyard Sara died in. 70s kneeled himself in front of the junkyard and just lost it. He lost the best thing that ever happened to him.

Footsteps came up from behind 70s as a trigger went off and 70s fell to the ground, laying there dead.

The Ripper: Game over Calvin!

nice chapter

that70sguy92 wrote:

Yep, this is probably the gruesome/twisted chapter or episode of anything that I have ever written.

Wow, that was definately gruesome. Great job!

Holy crap, that was dark. Good work, Clappy.

Gory
Gruesome
Great!

Sounded like the same scenario from The Dark Knight where Batman had to choose between Rachel and Harvey and ended up getting tricked to Harvey's location. I call Cable guy coming back with a half crushed body and reveals himself to be the killer named Two Face!

Anyways, great chapter. I hope I die as noble as 70s

when am I GONNA DIE!?!?!?

OMJ wrote:Sounded like the same scenario from The Dark Knight where Batman had to choose between Rachel and Harvey and ended up getting tricked to Harvey's location. I call Cable guy coming back with a half crushed body and reveals himself to be the killer named Two Face!

I was actually aiming for Alfred Hitchcock in terms of twists, but The Dark Knight does indeed have the same scenario as well.

Oh and if it hasn't been noted already, Sara is dead. I don't know if that was not made clear in the previous chapter, but 70s pointed out that it wasn't. So there.

Chapter 10 - Where's Sabre?

What is left of the SBC users took Jelly's dead body to the hospital as they investigated her dead body. Since the crew of the hit show CSI are able to do autopsys faster than they normally take, so does the this inspection crew. After talking it over with the SBC users, the group left the hospital and started to discuss Jelly's death.

Clappy: Well it looks like someone must have hammered Jelly to death after much deliberation.

OMJ: Hehe, hammered Jelly.

Wumbo: Seriously Claps, isn't there anything else you can give OMJ to say besides sexual innuendos?

Termi: Yes, lets all give Clappy a hard time for giving us dialogue that we usually say. Burn him at the stakes! >.>

sbs1fan: So....are we?

Everyone started to mindlessly ramble when all of a sudden a mysterious looking paperboy arrived on the scene. He told them that one of them paid him to spread the news. Inside the newspaper was a note.

Dear SBC users,

By the time you received this message, more of you have died. Elastic, tvguy, 70s, and Sara are all gone. Wait a moment....one more user is missing? Has anyone seen him? I'll give you a hint. Look at his spin-offs. Maybe you can save him before its too late.

Love,
The Killer

And once more OMJ pulled out his iPhone and read the users the stories of Sabre. It took a couple hours since Sabre is very detailed about his spin-offs, but he finished them.

4EG:

Teenj: I don't think I heard any clues to where the killer possibly hid Sabre.

SBiscool: Maybe its title?

Drag: DERP!

Ex: Hold that derp! SBiscool might be on to something.

Goosey: What exactly is that? Are we going to search the entire ocean and dig underground until we reach the Earth's core?

SOF: Silly Goosey.

Jjs: No, but maybe we should search the English channel since its underwater and maybe the subways since they are underground. Sabre shouldn't have been killed off that far.

The group of users then split into two as they went to locate Sabre.

Underwater
MDPP
Clappy
Steel
Jjs
OMJ
Dragiiin
Wumbo
SOF
Goosebumpsfan
Deli
CF

Underground
Face
4EverGreen
PhilipB
Sbs1fan
CDCB
terminoob
teenj
Pakasa
Metal Snake
SBiscool
ExKizuna

The groups then split up as they went their separate ways in hopes of finding Sabre. The underwater group went to search the English Channel while the underground group went to the closest subway.

The underwater group rented out a cheap boat as they started to scan the clear waters of the English Channel in hopes of finding Sabre. After hours of investigating, they were just about ready to give up hope, until.......

SOF: Guys, what that?

A body was tied to a weight under the water in the shallowest end (10 feet). OMJ dove into the water and untied Sabre. After giving him rounds of CPR, there was no response. Sabre was dead. While mourning his lost, CF discovered a note attached to Sabre. She grabbed the note.

It was obvious you guys were going to split into two groups. I feel sorry for those of you who are investigating the subways right about now since the train schedule states that a train is stopping at any minute now.

Love, The Killer
*Meanwhile*

Ex: Dammit Face! How much longer are we going to walk along these tracks for.

Face: Well we need to find Sabre before he meets his untimely doom.

Just then, they spotted a body with a bag on its head laying on the train tracks, all tied up. They assumed it was Sabre's as everyone ran onto the tracks and untied him. Suddenly they realized that it wasn't Sabre. It was the dead body of Elastic. Suddenly, a subway train was honking its horn as it was coming straight towards them. Ex, teenj, Luke, terminoob, and Face barely made it out alive as the train hit everyone else on impact.

I am indestructably lucky,

Amazing chapter .

Wow, good episode. That episode eliminated a huge amount of suspects. Call me crazy, but I'm starting to get suspicious that either Wumbo or OMJ is the killer.

Underwater Team Rules! I just love how useful I'm becoming. First my handy dandy iPhone and now I know CPR. I'd be a pretty hefty loss when and if I die. Great chap nonetheless. Love the whole mass killing with that train.

Great chapter!

Did NOT see that ending coming.

Ch. 9- Wow, this one was pretty intense and gorey! I actually felt sad there ...O.o Good job, though.

Ch. 10- Teams. I knew that wasn't a good sign xP So, to make it clear, the ones that died there were 4EverGreen, PhilipB, Sbs1fan, CDCB, Pakasa and SBiscool, right? wow

btw, I'm starting to feel pretty suspicious about OMJ xP

Just because I performed CPR on somebody, that makes me the killer?? The more you guys fling around the false accusations, the more likely Clappy will kill me off like the other people we pointed fingers at.

OMJ wrote:Just because I performed CPR on somebody, that makes me the killer?? The more you guys fling around the false accusations, the more likely Clappy will kill me off like the other people we pointed fingers at.

Ironic choice of words considering your avatar .