ATTWL Version 2.0: SBC in England

cool chapter, Claps

Time for a somewhat revealing new chapter.

Chapter 11 - Final Ex-tination

Ex, Face, Terminoob, Teenj, and Luke barely survived the subway killing, but were saddened to see that everyone else that was with them were killed off. As they were slowly walking away, from the subway, a crumbled up piece of paper hit Terminoob outside the head.

Terminoob: >.>

Ex: Don't just stand there and ">.>", read the fucking note.

Congrats on barely making it out alive, but the five of you were suppose to die in that subway accident. Death will get the five of you one by one in some fashion or another.

Love,
The Killer

Ex: Son of a bitch! Why must the killer be parodying lousy horror movies? Slasher flicks were fine, but Saw and now Final Destination? This is fucking stupid. As someone who has sit through those lousy movies, simply don't die doing random things that usually lead to unnatural deaths.

Face: What? Sorry, couldn't hear you over teenj rattling that soda machine.

Teenj: GIVE......ME.......MY......SODA!!!!

The soda machine then toppled over on top of teenj, crushing him in the process.

Ex: Seriously? This has to be the laziest death so far you guys.

Luke: Well come on, let's get this thing off of him, he might still be alive.

Unfortunately, teenj was knocked out cold as the soda machine. The people that were walking by at the time stopped and pulled out their phones to dial 911. However, terminoob found his death incredibly funny and couldn't stop laughing.

Ex: Seriously man? Shut the fuck up.

Ex jumped terminoob and started to beat the ever living hell out of him. Terminoob got back up and tried to hit Ex with all his might, but Ex dodged and terminoob landed face first in front of the stairs. Terminoob got back up, but tripped over himself and fell down the two flights of stairs that lead back to the subway terminal.

Ex: Termi......NO! It wasn't suppose to be like this.

Ex, Face, and Luke ran back down to check on terminoob, but it was too late as terminoob was lying dead on the ground. People were surrounding the lifeless body of terminoob as one person called 911 to alert them of what just happened. Ex, Face, and Luke ran off as they caught the next bus to who knows where.

Face: Isn't it ironic that out of all the deaths that happened so far, teenj terminoob's were in front of live witnesses?

Luke: Well of course, its because the killer wasn't around so all of these deaths are now by accident.

Ex: Sshhiitt, by accident? We need to get off this fucking bus before something bad happens.

Face: Come on you guys, seriously? It's just a bus.

Luke: Remember what happened on the last bus we rode?

Face: Yeah, but fool's gold is not going to strike twice. Trust me.

Ex: Whatever man, we are getting off. It's been nice knowing ya Face.

Alerted by their own paranoia, Ex and Luke got off the bus and arrived right in front of the park where the statue of the Duke of Wellington was set up.

Luke: Wow this is actually amazing to see in person.

Ex: I agree bro, but we can't stand here for too long, otherwise bad shit will happen.

Luke: Dude this statue has been here for decades and what are the odds that this thing is going to collapse on us? People are hired to remaster this, so it doesn't collapse. We are fi.....

Just then, the bus Face was on came driving into the park and crashed into the Duke of Wellington. Everyone ran for their life but the statue fell fast and collapsed on Ex and Luke. There were no survivors from the accident as everyone on the bus died from the freak accident and everyone that was in front of the statue didn't make it out. Police were investigating the accident as people were taking pictures of what happened and pullling out dead bodies from the train. However, Face wasn't the only SBC user on that bus. Goosebumpsfan was pulled out as well. A man that was observing the incident then walked off.

Man: Well it looks like their plans came to a crashing halt. Thanks Goosebumpsfan, I couldn't have done some of these killings without you. Now its time to take out everyone that's left.

Nice job at combining comedy, actions, and suspense!

That was a fucking lulzfest. Good job!

Great chapter!

great chapter

Good chapter, Clappy.

Pretty good chapter, Claps! Now we know the killer is indeed a man, eh? hmm ;P

Suitelife's the killer!!

OMJ wrote:Suitelife's the killer!!

Thanks for spoiling it for the rest of them OMJ.

Clappy wrote:

OMJ wrote:Suitelife's the killer!!

Thanks for spoiling it for the rest of them OMJ.

Ah,you're just yanking at my pubes aren't ya? But if you're not, I'd like to thank the movie Manhunter for my sleuth skills.

On my next rainy day, I will write a quick chapter of this.

Chapter 12 - The Killer Inside Me

Clappy, Steel, Oukan, Jjs, Deli, SOF, Wumbo, CF, Dragiiin, and OMJ are all that remain. They realize that they are fucked regardless after the breaking news of the bus accident in the park, so they were at the bus station trying to get a bus back to Waterton.

Steel: Well at least we can stop trying to break the irregular format of this lit. We can all stay in one place, so that this lit won't feel so unorganized. That's why the original is better.

SOF: Heh, its funny cuz that what others had said.

Clappy: People are saying that? D:

Jjs: Well, not everyone. People do love this.

OMJ: I would fuck this lit if I could.

Dragiiin: DRAGIIIN WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET? WHY DOES OMJ STEAL ALL YOUR ONE LINERS DRAGIIIN? MAYBE YOU ARE THE KILLER!

Deli: Wait a minute you guys, you know what is nearby?

Dragiiin: LET ME. SOMETHING THAT YOU LOVE THAT WILL END UP KILLING YOU LIKE JELLY?

Deli: Actually, yes o.o! The Muppet Show was originally filmed in London. I would love nothing more than to go to the old studio.

Wumbo: Go ahead, if we don't hear from you in a couple hours, its safe to assume that you are dead.

Oukan: Guys, the last thing we want is another one of us dead. Let's just go with Deli and make sure that she survives.

CF: Okay that sounds fine. Muppets are cool.

The group made their way to the old Muppet Show studio. Deli was fangasming as she was excited to see the late Jim Henson's old stomping grounds. She didn't even mind that there were posters all around the outside promoting the new Muppet movie coming out this Thanksgiving. She cracked open the doors and squealed running around looking throughout the studio.

Jjs: Deli, slow down, we don't want to lose you.

Steel: Yes Deli, don't make things more obvious that the killer is going to flicker the lights on and off or something obvious like that.

Steel jinxed things as the lights flickered off.....but shockingly the lights didn't come on immediately.

Wumbo: Hey would you look at that, the lights didn't come on immediately afterwards.

Oukan: Anyone, have a flashlight or something?

OMJ: I got a fleshlight.

Deli didn't care that the lights were off, she could still feel the Muppets as she located her idols in the giant prop closet. She was surrounded by all of them: Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie, etc. She was hugging all of them. Suddenly, the closet door shut on her. She kept banging and banging, but no response. After locking Deli inside the prop closet, the guy walked around with a giant container just letting the container leak out oil. He made his way around the entire studio with his oil path in one straight line and then set the studio up in flames.

Clappy: Oh shit, guys we need to get the fuck.....

The fire engulfed Clappy as he started to burn to his death. The fire was getting strong as it was spreading faster and wider. Everyone attempted to make their way out as Oukan was making sure people were getting out before the fire soon engulfed him. Steel, OMJ, Jjs, Wumbo, SOF, and Dragiiin made their way out, but CF didn't make it out alive as she volunteered to try her best to locate Deli, but failed to realize that Deli was burning to death in the locked prop closet. The fire crew made their way to extinguish what was left of the fire. The six remaining users were then escorted back to the Waterton Park Hotel as they were still shocked at today's events that transpired.

Wumbo: Shit, what kind of sick fucker would transpire this deep to make sure that none of us would make it out alive? That's it, I need to find out now.

SOF: Very well then.

SOF pulled out a gun and shot Wumbo point blank in the head, killing him.

Jjs: I knew it, SOF has to get extremely involved in everything these days.

SOF: Jj, you don't even know half of it.

As soon as SOF finished his statement, Steel grabs SOF's gun and kills SOF.

Jjs: Thank goodness Steel, you are an awesome fr....

Steel then shoots and kills jjs all with a twisted smirk on his face.

Now things are getting interesting-er. I commend your work, Clap-sama.

Awesome chapter. I thought I'd be the killer though.

Oh fucks. Another mass murder, but that bit at the end confuzzled me. Damn.
Great chapter, Claps! Deli fangasming was pretty funny xP

Did mah math. It appears we're down to only Steel, Drags, and I. I feel so honored to have made it this far.

Why me? I already got an antagonist spot in Kamen Rider Kizuna.

But it was a hint, but me killing Jjs just opens up a barrel of irony.

Deli's and CF's death and the whole fire seen and muppets scene was by far the BEST scene in ATTWL history!!!!

The final chapter has arrived.

13. Cheating Death

After OMJ kept bitching about how what was left of the ATTWL fanbase was annoyed with the previous installment ended in a cliffhanger, Steel smacked him with his gun.

Steel: It was for dramatic tension so shut up and I will give you what want....bitch.

Drag: Finally, you can kill me! That's what I have been waiting for.

Steel: No you twit, it's called an explanation. You think I had reasoning behind each every killing? You think I had a motive for every member? Incorrect. My reasoning is quite simple. You see, SBC is a site filled with chaos. What does chaos usually lead to? Explosions. I am not satisfied with all the chaos on SBC, it gives the site a bad reputation. While we did just install a new fighting rule, tension still happens via PMs or PCs on the XAT. It sickens me that it is obvious to tell when fighting happens. That is why I wanted to reboot SBC in my own image. How do I do that? By eliminating the old regime. What better way to do so by the irony that is chaos leading to explosions.

Drag: Now can I die?

Steel: You keep asking and you won't. Anywho, I couldn't have done any of this without SOF and Goosebumpsfan. Their tension was meant to be a blinding distraction and it was a success. They helped expand more ground as more of us began to separate. I can tell you who they killed. SOF was the one who raped Elastic on the Rusty Train. SOF struck Jelly with Maxwell's Silver Hammer. Goosebumpsfan was the one who played Saw with 70s, tvguy, and Sara. Goosebumpsfan was the one who drowned Sabre. They met up when you guys split up and planted Elastic's body in the subway tracks. Goosebumpsfan also drove the bus that caused the accident at the park. Despite those two doing some of my work, I was the one who plotted it all and I was the one who caused the rest of the havoc. I found this as a whole to be genius and now I just have to dispose of you two.

Drag: Finally! I die!

Steel facepalms as he shoots and kills Dragiiin.

Steel: Ok OMJ, how exactly do you want your death to proceed.

OMJ: Well, I wasn't planning on dying this way, but if you must kill me, I want to be executed in ATTWL v1 attempted final kill fashion.

Steel: Ugh for unoriginality, but whatever.

OMJ and Steel with his gun pointed at OMJ walk towards the cliff as the storm is coming down hard and the channel is raging with waves so you can see the sharp rocks that lay below..

Steel: Ok this is going to be a successful final kill and the sequel will finally have its day of reckoning over the original....

OMJ: Except you forgot one crucial detail....

OMJ kicks the gun out of Steel's hand.

OMJ: I use to be a troll and trolls don't go down easy.

OMJ grabs Steel and pulls him to the ledge with OMJ.

OMJ: If I die, you are going down with me.

OMJ pulls Steel with him off the ledge as the two fall to there death as they hit the sharp rocks.
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Clappy is at his keyboard typing up the final chapter and posts it on SBC. He waits and waits for a response as he finally gets responses from other users. Some are wonderful, while others think otherwise. For example.....

SOF: Great final installment Clappy!

Teenj: Lolololol. Funniest chapter in ATTWL history! The original is still better.

CF: Great.

4EG: This is lacking major in lines for 4EverGreen

MS: Good ending Clappy!

70s: That was unexpected.

OMJ: What? I call bullshit on the ending!

Steel: What OMJ said. I thought I was going to live.

Jjs then puts ATTWL v2 on the bookshelf as Jelly and Wumbo come back from their respective vacations and figure out that this ended and proceed to play catch-up.


THE END OF ATTWL? No but seriously, its the end of this version.

Good ending Clappy! XD Seriously though, good job.

That was awesome, but short for an ending. Next time, I expect 100 pages.

I call bullshit on that ending.

Srsly tho, loved the reference to my constant bitching and I am quite satisfied with my noble death. I tip my hat off to you, Sir Claps. I await the next installment.

Incredible final chapter!!!! You took the ending and revamped it! I guess the ATTWL will be a trilogy.

good ending, Clappy

Haha, way to break the 4th wall! xP No, but seriously, that was pretty good, and even if I must admit that V1 had more excitement, this was a good follow-up. I saw that you're doing V3, can't wait to see how that turns out...other than all of us dying ;D