ATTWL Version 2.0: SBC in England

I decided to go with this as my new project instead. I was beginning to write The Amazing Race SBC Style, but then I composed a similar murder mystery to my hit lit, And Then There Were Less instead. Thought I would share it with all of you.

Plot:

Clappy
Steel Sponge
Teenj
SpongeSebastian
Oukan
Face
Jjs
Deli
CDCB
SpongeOddFan
that70sguy92
that70sgirl92
Tvguy
JellyFishJammer
Spongebobiscool
Wumbology
CF
Elastic Dog
Spongebobs1fan
thecrad
ExKizuna
storytime
Dragiiin
NathanJR
Old Man Jenkins
Goosebumpsfan
terminoob
Bubby00000
tradebuzzing
jenna4
Pakasa
Sabresponge
Metal Snake
Sheldon J. Plankton
roozie1
4EverGreen
World Travel 268
Squiddykins
PhilipB
loan133

ACSBehemothHellcat has invited 40 of his mortal enemy website's users to a crowning achievement. He is going to be knighted by the Queen of England as Sir ACS, king of the cyberbully resistance. However, things take a turn for the worse as ACS dies a cruel death. Who is the murderer?

COMING SOON (I SWEAR! )

Sounds awesome. I really liked And Then There Were Less 1.0.

OOOH I can't WAIT!

This sounds like it will be great! And I could even be the killer this time! xD

that70sguy92 wrote:This sounds like it will be great! And I could even be the killer this time! xD

Well Oukan/MDPP has already begged to be the killer before you. I'm not going to say who it is, but I will give you a hint

Spoiler:

Clappy wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:This sounds like it will be great! And I could even be the killer this time! xD

Well Oukan/MDPP has already begged to be the killer before you. I'm not going to say who it is, but I will give you a hint

Spoiler:

NO WAY! :O

Are the last few the ones that begin with the letter T? (Just a guess)

Steel Sponge wrote:Are the last few the ones that begin with the letter T? (Just a guess)

Hardy har har, you made a funny xP

Seriously though, last time was actually just random that the last few people remaining began with the letter S xD

looking forward to this, Claps

This sounds good.

Just wondering... how soon is soon?

Why not now......

Chapter 1 - Bringing Behemoth Hell......Sorta

It was a dark dreary day at SBC. Everyone was having a posting party and commencing on the XAT when all of a sudden a familiar name appeared. Prince Dark Ruler, also known as ACS.

70s: Oh god, I thought we banned you forever.

ACS:

Jjs: What do you have your hypercam out again?

ACS: Nope, but I have a surprise for my mortal enemies. I am being rewarded for all my hard work against eliminating cyberbullies from the internet.

Oukan: There is a huge difference between us because we were banning you for insulting users and breaking rules. That is not considered cyberbullying.

ACS: UGH YOU GUYS MAKE ME ANGRY!!! THAT'S WHY WHEN I GET KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, I AM GOING TO DEFEAT SBC BY MAKING A NO SBC ALLOWED RULE!!

Faise: No SBC rule? I'll believe it when I see it.

ACS: OH YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO SEE IT ALRIGHT! THAT'S WHY I CORDIALLY INVITED ALL OF YOU TO ATTEND MY KNIGHTING! YOU WILL WITNESS ME GET PERMISSION FROM THE QUEEN TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!

Teenj: We look forward to it.

ACS: GGRRAAAHHH FFFUUUUUCCCKKKK THIS SITE!

Clappy then banned ACS forever for trolling and insulting the chat as ACS filmed the whole entire incident and emailed the XAT staff with run on sentences that made no sense whatsoever. He then made a YouTube video with more familiar 80s rock music playing in the video. To be more precise, he chose this song since ACS usually chooses songs that can be found on Guitar Hero.



Two months later, the users of SBC received an email from ACS requesting their presence at Buckingham Palace in a few days for the ceremony. Users couldn't believe that ACS was telling the truth all along. At the staff meeting, it was agreed that SBC would send 40 users to attend this ceremony and see if they could argue ACS's ruling with Parliament. PhilipB, who is from England, rented out the entire Waterton Park Hotel for the SBC group as everyone packed their bags and flew out to England.

CHAPTER 2 COMING IN A COUPLE DAYS

Great intro! I can't wait to see it all start.

good start, Claps

Haha, this is great.

The only flaw:

Spoiler:

Looking forward to chapter 2.

Where am I?

that70sguy92 wrote:The only flaw:

Spoiler:

Looking forward to chapter 2.

In case you forgot, the original was short chapters as well xP

justham wrote:Where am I?

You are being a neglectful house guest and sitting downstairs watching tv

^ Not that short thoughhhh. xD

UPDATE

Due to my injury, I am going to be having a hard time typing up future installments. What I am hoping on doing is trying to find one of my friends or family members to type up the episodes for me so I can copy and paste them. I have the details all plotted out for almost all the episodes, my problem is just simply writing them up.

Clappy wrote:UPDATE

Due to my injury, I am going to be having a hard time typing up future installments. What I am hoping on doing is trying to find one of my friends or family members to type up the episodes for me so I can copy and paste them. I have the details all plotted out for almost all the episodes, my problem is just simply writing them up.

I can type them up for you if you... PM me pics of them or something.

I'm one of his mortal enemies? I barely even know the guy. Hopefully that's enough incentive for me to be the killer.

Are you guys ready?

After multiple set backs (injuries, work, girlfriend, etc.), ATTWL 2 comes back next week (probably next monday or tuesday )

IT'S BACK AFTER MUCH DELAY

2. Deja Vu

After all that deliberation from Chapter 1, the SBC crew packed their bags and took the first flight out of their respective homelands (except for Phil who already lived in England). The rest decide to meet up in Phil's hometown as they all drive off to Waterton Park Hotel to check in with hotel services.

Clerk: Oh you guys are from the website SBC? You know that there is a chap that is also from that site who has a reservation in this hotel room. The boy thinks he can get your website shut down.

Termi: I think you mean my website >.>

World Travel: Sorry, but all of you need to realize that this will soon be my brother's website .

Tvguy: I hope he realizes that WebGear isn't going to fix all internet problems.

Bubby:

Suddenly, ACS comes running down the stairs with his replica model of The Delta Queen, ready to sail it across the English Channel, when he spots the SBC crew.

ACS: I WAS GOING TO PLAY WITH MY BOATS, BUT LET'S PRACTICE MY GLORIOUS DAY INSTEAD!

Deli: I believe the world doesn't revolve around you. Some of us just had 12+ hour flights just to get to England. We are tired and want to go to bed.

ACS: SLEEP IS FOR SQUARES! I DON'T SLEEP AND NOW I AM ABOUT TO BECOME ROYALTY BECAUSE OF IT!

Jelly: I thought you were going to become royalty because of you not getting over past incidents?

ACS: WHAT????? ACS IS CALLING YOU OUT JELLY! ACS IS CALLING YOU OUT JELLY! ACS.....

Face: I think I'm going to cut you off before you spam up this chapter.

MDPP: Let's just go through with this you guys, it won't be that big of a deal.

The SBC crew went outside to the garden area where a wedding just finished taking place. The site looked beautiful as the river that led to the English Channel was right in the background to make the scene look nice. It was the perfect setup for the practice correlation of ACS. Everyone just sat there awaiting ACS to arrive.

Wumbo: Doesn't this feel familiar you guys? Like we've been here before?

SBiscool: What talking bout?

Wumbo: Well not all of us, but most of us? Like we have been sitting out here before.....maybe in another life?

SpongeSebastian: Didn't Clappy make a lit involving all of us together before? He made me out to be a Jelly obsessed, revenge determined, monster.

OMJ: Jelly obsessed? Penis for your thoughts?

Teenj: Yeah, I remember that lit. Come on you guys, it's just a story. It's not like this is going to happen to us.

Suddenly, the doors cracked open. ACS just stood there.

Steel: Well.....we don't got all day. Get this show on the road.

ACS wasn't moving. He stood perfectly still.

CDCB: No need to be scared, let me give you a hand.

CDCB walked up towards ACS and gave him a pat on the back for moral support, but ACS dropped to the floor. Sticking from behind his back was a knife, wedged deep into his body.

World Travel: MY BROTHER!

Everyone ran up as Sabre checked his pulse.

Sabre: Guys, ACS is dead.

SOF: NO?!?!!! CRUSE THIS!!!!!

Lol, funny chapter .

I hope I have more witty hellarious one-liners in the future. lol Good chapter.

Thanks for the comments. As much as I enjoyed writing this chapter, it should have been attached to Chapter 1 since both chapters were a bit short. I will make the rest of the chapters a bit longer like the original ATTWL.

Chapter 3 - Horror Movies 101

Last time we left off, ACS was killed. The rest of SBC was wondering how this happened.

Pakasa: I blame Clappy since this is reminiscent to his previous story.

Clappy: Hey, its not my fault that I have an admirer of my previous work.

Dragiiin: So you are not denying that it's not you Ghostmaster!

CDCB: Let's not all jump to conclusions here you guys.

Sheldon: Exactly, it could be the evil maniacal Sheldon J Plankton....MWAHAHAHA!! No, but seriously its not me.

Squiddy: Denial makes you all the more suspicious.

Metal: Everyone cool it.

CF: What do we do?

Elastic: We get killed off and go to that giant Locust Abortion Technician in the sky.

Tvguy: None of you clearly watch as many horror movies as me and the 70s family. We just simply play by horror movie rules. The first lesson in horror movies: All the unimportant characters die off first.

Goosey: Oh so I'm going to be one of the first ones gone....

SOF: Silly GBF.

70s: Goose, you aren't minor....I think its obvious who tvguy is talking up.

Everyone then directed their attention to the assumed suspects: Bubby, tradebuzzing, Jenna, roozie, and loan just stood there wondering what everyone was looking at.

Sara: Yeah I think its safe to say that those five would be the first victims.

Loan: I wish you guys didn't just automatically assume that.

Jenna: After all the sexual favors I PMed you guys from last winter....

Wumbo: You didn't PM me bitch.

Jelly: You even PMed us girls.

Jenna: I go both ways.

OMJ: HAWT!

tradebuzzing: No one liked my sweet deals I offered all of you? They were low priced and incredibly helpful.

roozie: You all going to lolland.

Bubby:

Storytime: Now that all of them got their one liners.....

4EG: Actually, that was Bubby's second line and Jenna had two as well....

Storytime: ....anyway.....when are they going to die?

Phil: It could come when we least expect it, like while we are chatting this whole scenario out.

Ex: Bitch please, that would be way too predictable.

Crad: Yeah.

Everyone then turned to around and noticed that Bubby, tradebuzzing, Jenna, roozie, and loan were all dead on the ground.

Sbs1fan: So....how did they die?

Nathan: I don't know, but I'm getting out of here.

As Nathan runs off crying, the rest of the users investigated the dead bodies off the dead members.

Steel: I don't see any gunshots and blood wounds...very peculiar.

Jelly: Tvman, what's next in the philosophy of horror movies?

Tvguy: Well we should stay in large groups, otherwise the loners are obviously going to die next.....

Everyone at the same time then knew who was next on the possible chopping block and ran off to go find out where Nathan went too.

lol, Claps, this is great so far! Can't wait to keep reading xD

this is great chapter, Claps keep it good work

Why is it the unexperienced(maybe) that kinda die first? Anyways, great chapter.

Rules:

Don't have sex. (Bye, me and Sara and Claps and Ex)
Don't drink. (Bye me and Claps.)
Never say "I'll be right back." CUZ YOU WONT BE RIGHT BACK. D:

Ghost wrote:Chapter 3 - Horror Movies 101

Last time we left off, ACS was killed. The rest of SBC was wondering how this happened.

Pakasa: I blame Clappy since this is reminiscent to his previous story.

Clappy: Hey, its not my fault that I have an admirer of my previous work.

Dragiiin: So you are not denying that it's not you Ghostmaster!

CDCB: Let's not all jump to conclusions here you guys.

Sheldon: Exactly, it could be the evil maniacal Sheldon J Plankton....MWAHAHAHA!! No, but seriously its not me.

Squiddy: Denial makes you all the more suspicious.

Metal: Everyone cool it.

CF: What do we do?

Elastic: We get killed off and go to that giant Locust Abortion Technician in the sky.

Tvguy: None of you clearly watch as many horror movies as me and the 70s family. We just simply play by horror movie rules. The first lesson in horror movies: All the unimportant characters die off first.

Goosey: Oh so I'm going to be one of the first ones gone....

SOF: Silly GBF.

70s: Goose, you aren't minor....I think its obvious who tvguy is talking up.

Everyone then directed their attention to the assumed suspects: Bubby, tradebuzzing, Jenna, roozie, and loan just stood there wondering what everyone was looking at.

Sara: Yeah I think its safe to say that those five would be the first victims.

Loan: I wish you guys didn't just automatically assume that.

Jenna: After all the sexual favors I PMed you guys from last winter....

Wumbo: You didn't PM me bitch.

Jelly: You even PMed us girls.

Jenna: I go both ways.

OMJ: HAWT!

tradebuzzing: No one liked my sweet deals I offered all of you? They were low priced and incredibly helpful.

roozie: You all going to lolland.

Bubby:

Storytime: Now that all of them got their one liners.....

4EG: Actually, that was Bubby's second line and Jenna had two as well....

Storytime: ....anyway.....when are they going to die?

Phil: It could come when we least expect it, like while we are chatting this whole scenario out.

Ex: Bitch please, that would be way too predictable.

Crad: Yeah.

Everyone then turned to around and noticed that Bubby, tradebuzzing, Jenna, roozie, and loan were all dead on the ground.

Sbs1fan: So....how did they die?

Nathan: I don't know, but I'm getting out of here.

As Nathan runs off crying, the rest of the users investigated the dead bodies off the dead members.

Steel: I don't see any gunshots and blood wounds...very peculiar.

Jelly: Tvman, what's next in the philosophy of horror movies?

Tvguy: Well we should stay in large groups, otherwise the loners are obviously going to die next.....

Everyone at the same time then knew who was next on the possible chopping block and ran off to go find out where Nathan went too.

LMFAO. The funniest t lit ever .

This is actually fucking hilarious. My favourite lit currently.

Locust Abortion Technician = Blast From the Past.

Chapter 4 - Horror Movies 102

The crew ran off in order to find Nathan. But 70s realized something he told everyone to hault.

70s: Guys....this is Nathan we are searching for...

CDCB: If this is another bashing of Nathan, I'm going to have to...

70s: No this isn't. I'm just saying that Nathan always threatens to leave and then comes right back.

Deli: True, no matter how big a jerk he is being, he does come back and apologizes before he loses it again.

Jjs: Wait a minute.....did you guys just here wood breaking?

OMJ: More sexual innuendos at a time like this?

But it wasn't a sexual innuendo as a body was falling from the upper portion of the hotel before it quickly came splattering to the ground.

Ex: And Nathan is dead.

Tvguy: And this is why you guys should seriously listen to the rules of horror movies. 70s, care to explain the rest?

70s: Like I just posted not too long ago....

Rules:

Don't have sex. (Bye, me and Sara and Claps and Ex)
Don't drink. (Bye me and Claps.)
Never say "I'll be right back." CUZ YOU WONT BE RIGHT BACK. D:

Wumbo: Seriously now, breaking the fourth wall is becoming such a cliche in this lit.

Drag: DERP!

Sara: So as long as we don't do any of these things, everyone will survive.

Termi: You guys are being so overdramatic >.>. In case you have forgotten, there is a hotel crew here that won't approve of having guests die in their hotel, so they will do something about this, so we won't have to.

SOF: Take look at what I found.

Everyone gathered around SOF as he was standing by the hotel desk with the following note.

The staff is off having a board meeting at the pub outside of Buckingham Palace. We will be right back. - Waterton Park Hotel Staff

Steel: Unless I'm mistaking, they are breaking two of the three rules 70s just mentioned.

World Travel: You know what? Forget 70s rules. I'm going to go find help. Unless you have forgotten, ACS brags about me being an awesome driver, so I'll just hijack one of the cars in the parking lot and go get real help.

World Travel made his way to the door as the rest of SBC followed him trying to persuade him to not leave.

World Travel: Hmm, this Ferrari looks nice and some idiot already left his keys in the ignition.

70s: You aren't going to make it back! D:

World Travel: Just watch me.

World Travel starts up the car before the car explodes with him in it. Everyone just looked on in disbelief.

Jjs: What rule was that you guys?

70s, tvguy, and Sara just remained in silence as they were speechless about the event that just took place.

LOve the whole CDCB/Nathan bit. Good chapter broski.

Chapter 5 plz?

a very good chapter so far in this fanfic, good job though

Awesome chapter .

clap knows about locust abortion technician?

[spoiler alert] wrote:clap knows about locust abortion technician?

Clap does know about them. Doesn't listen to them, but I've heard of them.

Chapter 5 - Crash

Everyone was still shocked over the back to back deaths in the last chapter that they didn't know what to do next. They decided to regroup in the hotel lobby as the horror movies buffs were trying to come up with an explanation for the recent death.

70s: I seriously don't have anything. I want to say World Travel was going to be right back, but we witnessed his death, so I don't know if that counts.

Tvguy: Of course that counts, he was going to drive off.

Clappy: It doesn't matter, clearly the killer is smarter than we imagined.

Jjs: Maybe we should look back to Claps original tale and try to figure out the killer's ideology.

Pakasa: Yes. Most of these deaths were similar to ones in the original lit.

OMJ: We can use my iPhone and reread it.

Everyone gathered around OMJ's iPhone as he got on Safari and logged into SBC....

Tvguy: Yay shameless Apple plugs!

Anywho, OMJ read the entire lit out loud to the SBC crew as the users started to realize that most of these deaths have been reused from the first installment.

Face: Minus points for unoriginality.

MDPP: Except for Nathan being shoved off the top floor, unless we want to count SpongeSeb falling to his death in the final chapter after getting shot.

SpongeSeb: Don't remind me, I'm still a bit shocked I was used as the killer.

Jelly: The point is that the killer is mimicing them.

Crad: But the most reused death was the gunshot in the dark, that one hasn't been used yet.

Suddenly the lights flickered off and a gunshot went off. The lights came back on and thecrad was lying on the floor from a gunshot to the head.

Steel: What can I say, he doomed himself for mentioning that.

Metal: Guys, I'm beyond freaked out now.

Sabre: Wait a minute, I just realized something. All the deaths occured in one common location. The mansion.

Ex: And.....?

Sabre: What if we just simply leave the hotel?

Elastic: Dude's got a good point.

The group proceeded to leave the hotel as they gathered around the parking lot and waited for a empty double decker bus to come pick them up.

Sbs1fan: So...if the hotel is unsafe, the killer won't get us right?

Storytime: We just need to find a location that the killer wouldn't find us and kill us off at.

CF: Good point.

Termi: No, its a bad point -_-. One of us is the killer, what part of that are none of you getting?

Deli: Well if we were open in the public of London, maybe the killer would be more exposed in the wide open.

SOF: Good idea Deli!

Suddenly the bus swerved off road and crashed as everyone was shocked, but luckily no one was severly injured.....except for one as everyone noticed that the bus driver was dead on impact.

Wumbo: Um what is attached to the bus driver's chest?

CDCB proceeded to pick up the note and read the following out loud.

Dear fellow users,

You should have paid better attention when boarding the bus. I paid off this driver to crash all of us while we were minutes away from the city of London. It doesn't matter where we go, users will die regardless of location and you guys are only going to make things more fun. If you think the first few deaths have been unoriginal, I apologize. Throw out the rulebooks because I am going to pick you off whatever ways I desire.

Love,
The Killer

once again, great chapter

Great chapter Smile .

Awesome, I can read! Another good chapter, Ghost of Christmas Clap

Chapter 6 - Don't Fear The Ripper

The SBC crew walked their way to the big city of London. While the city was amazing to look at at night, everyone couldn't help but feel paranoid about the fact that the killer was amongst this group.

Metal: One of us is probably the fiercest killer that London has ever seen.

Phil: Not even close, have you ever heard of the tale of Jack the Ripper?

Elastic: Jack the Ripper.....good shit, good shit.

4EG: I heard of him from Total Drama World Tour. Turns out he was only Ezekiel in disguise, true believers! Enough said.

SBiscool: Whoz Jack? Rip wat?

Drag: DEAR LORD SPONGBOB, WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

Face: I guess some of us need a history lesson, let's go to the library.

The group went off to London Library where Phil went through the nonfiction section and found an encyclopedia where he read the group details about Jack the Ripper and his history.

Phil: "Jack the Ripper" is the best-known name given to an unidentified serial killer who was active in the largely impoverished areas in and around the Whitechapel district of London in 1888. The name originated in a letter, written by someone claiming to be the murderer, that was disseminated in the media. The letter is widely believed to have been a hoax, and may have been written by a journalist in a deliberate attempt to heighten interest in the story. Other nicknames used for the killer at the time were "The Whitechapel Murderer" and "Leather Apron".

Attacks ascribed to the Ripper typically involved female prostitutes from the slums whose throats were cut prior to abdominal mutilations. The removal of internal organs from at least three of the victims led to proposals that their killer possessed anatomical or surgical knowledge. Rumours that the murders were connected intensified in September and October 1888, and letters from a writer or writers purporting to be the murderer were received by media outlets and Scotland Yard. The "From Hell" letter, received by George Lusk of the Whitechapel Vigilance Committee, included half of a preserved human kidney, supposedly from one of the victims. Mainly because of the extraordinarily brutal character of the murders, and because of media treatment of the events, the public came increasingly to believe in a single serial killer known as "Jack the Ripper".

Extensive newspaper coverage bestowed widespread and enduring international notoriety on the Ripper. An investigation into a series of brutal killings in Whitechapel up to 1891 was unable to connect all the killings conclusively to the murders of 1888, but the legend of Jack the Ripper solidified. As the murders were never solved, the legends surrounding them became a combination of genuine historical research, folklore, and pseudohistory. The term "ripperology" was coined to describe the study and analysis of the Ripper cases. There are now over one hundred theories about the Ripper's identity, and the murders have inspired multiple works of fiction.

Ex: You didn't need to read off all that, we could have easily looked it up on Wikipedia.

Clappy: Hehe, its funny because that was quote for quote the exact first paragraph.

Suddenly the power went out at the library.

Steel: Seriously? Again? You said you were going to be more original in your killings.

Sounds of knife gauging were going around as the lights flickered on and right in front of them were the headless bodies of Sheldon J. Plankton, Storytime, and Squiddykins. Also was a man holding a knife dripping blood dressed as Jack the Ripper.

SpongeSeb: Ah ha! So its not me this time! Quick everyone, pay attention and take a note of who is missing.

Just before they could, the power flickered off again and another gauging occured before the lights flickered back on. Jack the Ripper was gone, but SpongeSebastian was lying dead in a pool of blood.

Did not see that coming. And this chapter was a little too short, and the book was the majority of it.

Wario wrote: Did not see that coming. And this chapter was a little too short, and the book was the majority of it.

Meh, I admit I was a little lazy with this chapter since I was short on ideas with what to do with this one, so I took the lazy way out.

I'll make up for the length with Chapter 7, since I have an idea of what to do for that one.

Haha, does this mean SpongeSeb is a prostitute from the slums?

Mega Man X wrote:Haha, does this mean SpongeSeb is a prostitute from the slums?

I think you mean SpongeSeb, Sheldon, storytime, and Squiddykins.....but I lol'd regardless. No they aren't prostitutes despite "Jack" killing them off.