Rusty's Raping Rampage

Good episode. Don't forget to add Wikia Contributor "Fake" to the rape-list.

32. History of the Rusty Train

Rusty Wilkinson was born on February 3rd, 1955, on a small farm in rural Kentucky. From an early age, he had a fascination with trains. His parents were white supremacists who would shoot any "minority" on site. This led to many arrests for the two. Rusty achieved average grades in school and in his teen years, made money by working at small convenience stores. At the age of 15, on October 23rd, 1970, his mother was found beaten to death in their kitchen room. Although her now-divorced husband was considered a prime suspect, he was never charged. The identity of the killer remains a mystery to this day. It is rumored that Rusty was interviewed by Bill Kurtis in an unreleased short documentary about the case. In August of 1973, he enrolled in college and got a degree in engineering. Less than a year later, in January 1974, he purchased a train for non-commercial use. A friend of his named LAT filmed the transaction.



After purchasing the train, Rusty found some friends interested in becoming crew members. In November of 1974, the crew began to operate the train. The original Rusty Train crew members were Rusty, DSF, LAT, phoneline76, CargoJoe, titan456, and JohnDoe. They originally traveled, selling food and electronic components, and also giving people rides for a small fee. However, one day in 1981, an incident destroyed the original Rusty Crew forever, when Rusty raped a passenger named Sassy56, after which crew members DSF, phoneline76, CargoJoe, and titan456 left due to concerns about Rusty's behavior. Sassy56 was forced to stay and later became a member of the crew. Soon afterwards, it became the notorious vehicle it is today. Many members have come and gone. LobsterM and JohnDoe both died during their careers on the Rusty Train. The current Rusty Crew consists of Rusty, LAT, Derren, Sassy56, Dale, and BobRoast. The Rusty Train continues on its path today.

RUSTY TRAIN TIMELINE

February 3rd, 1955: Rusty Wilkinson is born.
December 14th, 1966: Rusty meets future friend and crew member LAT.
October 23rd, 1970: Rusty's mother is murdered in a still unsolved homicide.
August 5th, 1973: Rusty enrolls in college and gains a degree in engineering.
January 6th, 1974: Rusty buys a train. Friend LAT films the transaction.
November 2nd, 1974: The Rusty Train launches.
April 14th, 1981: phoneline76, CargoJoe, DSF, and titan56 leave after Rusty abducts and rapes a woman named Sassy56.
May 1st, 1981-October 6th, 2010: The Rusty Train is inactive, and the remaining crew members settle down.
October 7th, 2010: Rusty reboots the Rusty Train and gets remaining friends who are interested involved.
November 4th-6th, 2010: Crew Members JohnDoe and LobsterM are killed.
Present: Current crew members are Rusty, LAT, Derren, Sassy56, Dale, and BobRoast.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 2
21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste Of His Own Medicine
25. Rae in Rapeland
26. Termirape
27. Let it Snow, Let it Wumbo and Let it Rape!
28. Bathroom Break
29. Twisted Rape Travel
30. King of the Sex-related Thing
31. Nathan is A Rapin'
32. History of The Rusty Train

33. A Jolly Good Raping Christmas: It was Christmas Eve! The Gang had made it far. They wondered if Santa Claus would bring them presents or not considering their rapings of people. Just then, A man named YBRBNF waves at the train and Rusty stops it. YBRBNF walks through the snow and walks onto the Train. BobRoast says," Tell us about yourself boy." YBRBNF replies," I ike plan unifaction because Spongebob is a Big Bob that will return? YES!" LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, YOUR GRAMMAR STINKS!" as he shoots him in the stomach with a gun. He falls dead to the ground. Just then, we hear bells. We see a giant sleigh come down on the Passenger Car Roof and an Unknown Person appears inside the train. He says," Hi, I'm Santa Dog A.K.A Santa's Little Helper."

LAT then yells," GOSH DARNIT, DON'T RIP-OFF THE SIMPSONS!" Santa barks," I'm not you fucker and neither is my boss. Now, do you want your presents or not? I could easily give you coal!" Rusty says," Keep it cool guys. Alright, we will not rape you." Santa says," Okay, LAT I have an Abortion Knife with "Locust Abortion Technician" carved in it. For BobRoast, I have a Book with almost every killer in the world. As for Derren, here is your Sex Doll you cummed over." Derren replies," YA ME SPERM BE GOIN INTO THIS BITCH!" as he walks away with it. Santa then says," For Dale I have an Alien test Tube. Is it real? That is for you to find out." Dale says," I love you." He then says," For Sassy56, here is a Ruby Ring." Sassy replies," HELL YES!" Santa then says," And last but not least..Rusty. Here is a Rape Glove for you. Much easier to control then Steely Dan, which broke." Rusty says," Thanks Santa Dog. " LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!" Santa Dog replies," Well, I am Santa's little helper after all. And besides, he was so busy, he sent me to deliver your presents." He then says," What is that on the ground?" Rusty pushes the Dead body of YBRBNF off the train and he replies," Nothing." Santa Dog then goes into the room where many others were raped and takes a Record Player out of it. Rusty says," Hands Of-" But it was too late. Santa Dog had put a Butthole Surfers Disc in and the music started to play. LAT says," GOSH DARNIT, YOU LOVE THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS?! SO DO I!" Then, they all have a Sexy Christmas Party.

In the end, The Butthole Surfers arrive in a van and Santa Hops out of the train and into it. He inquires," Where are we going now boys?" They say," Everywhere!" As Santa waves good-bye to the Rusty Train crew, he remembers he had one more present. He throws a Present at Whaleblubber who is sitting on the roof. He says," Yay!" Inside of it is a box of Poop. "Just what I wanted!" he replies.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Victims: YBRBNF, and Santa Dog
This is a Christmas Special.
As of this episode, Mechawave, ExKizuna, Dragiiin123, Kelsey, Whaleblubber, Wumbology, and Santa Dog have survived.

34. Loaner With A Boner
One day, the Rusty Train picked up a new customer. "Hi. My name is loan133. I hate school."
"GOSH DARNIT, EDUCATION IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN!" argued LAT.
"Well then ill sue your ASS," responded loan133.
"He does have a point," said Rusty.
"SHUT UP!"
"Geez, calm down."
"You can't tell me what to do, I have ADD and ADHD."
"Evidence?" inquired Dale.
"I have ADD and ADHD. Thats your evidence sir."
Suddenly, a gunshot was fired by Derren.
"THAT SHATUP THAT PUSSYASS BOY" he said.
"..." said Rusty. "Thank you Derren."
"ITS MAH JOB" Derren replied.
"Alright. Throw him in the body room."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 2
21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste Of His Own Medicine
25. Rae in Rapeland
26. Termirape
27. Let it Snow, Let it Wumbo and Let it Rape!
28. Bathroom Break
29. Twisted Rape Travel
30. King of the Sex-related Thing
31. Nathan is A Rapin'
32. History of The Rusty Train
33. A Jolly Good Raping Christmas
34. Loaner With A Boner

35. Shane's False Move: "New Episode Known As DJ Patrick airs Saturday at 8:00 PM." Said an unexpected guest on the Rusty Train. Rusty says," Uh..." Fake says," Hi, I'm Fake. Also, Lick of a Lollipop will air-" But before he could finish, he was grabbed by Dale and Dale raped him. He yells," ENOUGH OF YER BULLSHIT!" But while the train is still stopped, another passenger enters. He says," Hi, I'm Notshane." Rusty says," Well guys, it's obvious this guy is Not Shane." Derren says," TELL US ABOUT YERSELF BOI!" Notshane says," Well, I hate Spongebob now since I blame it for axing Catdog." LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, YOUR WRONG!" Notshane then says," Psh, I would watch Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated* instead instead of ShitBob BadPants!" Rusty says," Alright, take him to the room."

He locks Sassy56 and Notshane into The Room and Notshane gets raped by Sassy. She yells," THIS IS FOR YOUR BAD OPINIONS!" Notshane falls dead to the ground after being attacked By Sassy. BobRoast says," 2 Dead Bodies Raped and 2 More Names added to the Killers List." Sassy56 says," I have killed people before you know.." "Didn't Notice." Apologized BobRoast. Sassy56 says," Meh, it's ok. Now what do we do?" Rusty says," Still have the dead body?" "Yep, and Dead." She Answers. "Throw him in the Body Room?" Said BobRoast. Dale says," I think I know what to do with it.."

Minutes later, we see Notshane's Dead Body dressed up as Spongebob and he is tied to the Front of the Train. And the Rusty Train rolled on it's path of Rape.

*No Seriously, Good Show in My opinion. -Jjs

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Victims: Notshane and Fake
First time Sassy56 has killed someone in a while.
First Time Dale kills someone.

Can I do the newxt episode

Gentile Mordecai wrote:Can I do the newxt episode

Sorry bud, but we have the rest of the Season planned. But the first episode of Season 3 is yours.

36. Gotta Grab Em All, Pokeballs!
One day on the Rusty Train, Dale was looking in the engine room for evidence of the person behind the JFK assassination. When he peeled open the wall, LAT walked in and was attacked by a strange furry creature. "GOSH DARNIT DALE, GET THIS LITTLE FURRY BASTARD OFF AH ME!" he yelled. Dale hit it with a metal rod.
"I'm trying Han-er, LAT!"
"HIT HARDER THEN!"
Suddenly, the furry creature jumped and tore a hole in the wall, unleashing more of his friends.
"TSTURJA! MIJUMARU! PIKACHU! MUDKIP! SNORLAX! BIDOOF!' many of them yelled.
"What the hell are these things?" inquired Dale.
"I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, I THINK ITS THOSE LITTLE POKEY-MAN THE KIDS LOVE SO MUCH!"
"Why are they here then?"
"GOSH DANGIT, I WISH I KNEW!"
Suddenly, Rusty came out with a shotgun. "TAKE THIS, FURRY MOTHERFUCKERS!" he yelled as he fired. Slowly, one by one, they collapsed. When they were all apparently dead, a red ball came out of nowhere and sucked them into it.
"Someone care to tell me what happened?"
"We don't know and we don't want to."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 2
21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste Of His Own Medicine
25. Rae in Rapeland
26. Termirape
27. Let it Snow, Let it Wumbo and Let it Rape!
28. Bathroom Break
29. Twisted Rape Travel
30. King of the Sex-related Thing
31. Nathan is A Rapin'
32. History of The Rusty Train
33. A Jolly Good Raping Christmas
34. Loaner With A Boner
35. Shane's False Move
36. Gotta Grab Em All, Pokeballs!

37. I Am Kinda Raping Someone At The Moment: Dale had brought out his Ham Radio and started to work it. Rusty says," What are you doing with that Ham Radio?" Dale says," I am using it to intercept a possible old radio message from John F. Kennedy-" LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT DALE, WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED ABOUT THE ASSASSINATION OF KENNEDY?!" Rusty says," Yeah boy, I mean I don't go obsessive about who killed my Mom. Though I still feel somewhat depression, even though it happened so long ago." Dale says," I am getting something!" He turns the knob, but someone hops on Board The Rusty Train. The passenger says," Hi, ImTheKinda. o.o" "I FUCKING HATE THE O.O SIGN!" yelled Sassy. ImTheKinda says," O..kay o.O" Derren says," AGH ME WANT SOME OF THAT HOT SEX FROM YA DEV-" Before he could finish, ImTheKinda said," What's in this room? O.o" "We Rape people in there." said Rusty. "O_O" Said Kinda. Before anyone could rape her, a bullet shot through her stomach. "Who.."

"It is me..The god of Poop and Trolling!" said WhaleBlubber. LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, DIDN'T YA LEAVE THE RUSTY TRAIN?! STOP FUCKING COMING BACK!" WhaleBlubber says," I just wanted to warn you this: Have Fun Raping People, because my plan is coming into play.." "To Collect all the feces in the world?" inquired BobRoast. "Ye-No!" said Whaleblubber. He then said," Uh, do what you want with her body. I'll be off to Spam up SBC! You adults have fun!" as he jumped off the train. "...Didn't he say something similar to that last time?" Said Sassy. "We'll take down that Poop eating bastard one day." Said Rusty.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

38. A Day In The Life Of The Rusty Train

One day, the Rusty Train was rolling along the tracks when it hit a strangely shaped rock in the middle of the tracks. Suddenly, after a large flash, everyone woke up in a Twilight Zone-esque black and white world. "What's going on here?" asked LAT. "I don't know, but golly-goopers, is it strange," replied Rusty. "May I ask you boys what's going on here?" asked Sassy56.
"Oh, nothing, mom. You worry too much."
"You should be worrying!"
Sassy56 grabbed a shotgun and blew both of their brains out. "Step 1 accomplished. Now, time to get rid of Dale before he finds out."
While running around, she ran into Sassy56. As it turns out, SassyMom wasn't Sassy56 at all, but another crew member in disguise. "TASTE THIS, BITCH!" he yelled as he shot Sassy56. "YAR BET STOP KILLIN ER I-" Derren was dead within seconds too. "Now, time to get rid of Dale, shall we?"
The cold blooded killer made his way until Dale stopped him. "Nice try, Bobby boy, but I have it all figured out!" The two fought until Dale fired the trigger, killing the unknown murderer.
"Now I more than 10 killer" were his last words.
"Thank god thats over," said Dale. "Now I can-"
The Rusty Train veered off course, falling off a cliff.

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Suddenly, Rusty woke up, dressed as Kermit, with the bloody corpse of a girl next to him. Without saying a word, he put the body in the body room, wondering what the other crew members could be plotting. Rusty asks the Crew Members what this is about, but they seem confused.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Season Finale Time.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 2
21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste Of His Own Medicine
25. Rae in Rapeland
26. Termirape
27. Let it Snow, Let it Wumbo and Let it Rape!
28. Bathroom Break
29. Twisted Rape Travel
30. King of the Sex-related Thing
31. Nathan is A Rapin'
32. History of The Rusty Train
33. A Jolly Good Raping Christmas
34. Loaner With A Boner
35. Shane's False Move
36. Gotta Grab Em All, Pokeballs!
37. I Am Kinda Raping Someone At The Moment
38. A Day In The Life Of The Rusty Train

39. The Great Whale Invasion (Part 1): The Rusty Train rolled along the tracks. Rusty was still curious as to what that dream was about. Dale then gets a call from someone. He says," Hello?" The Voice says," Hello Dale..It's Me..RUSTY SHACKLEFORD!" Dale yells," RUSTY SHACKLEFORD, YOU BASTARD! WHERE ARE YOU?!" LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT DALE, WOULD YOU ST-" But then, Rusty stops the train. He says," Everyone get out..I discovered something.."

Sassy says," I don't see anything." But then, Rusty points to a pond nearby. He then points to a mountain nearby the pond. LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, WHAT IS IT RUSTY?!" Rusty pushes in a stone and a secret cave appears. "How Did you Know that was a secret cave?" asked BobRoast. Rusty explains," I noticed the Mountain wall looked odd and got suspicious. Not to mention the fact the big sign that says: NOTHING SUSPICIOUS IN THIS CAVE right above us. I have a feeling a Blubbery Shark is in here.." They walk in the cave. Derren says," AGH ME LOOKIN AT SOME SEXY DARK CAVEZ!" We See WhaleBlubber at a control station. There are a bunch of Nirvanas there. A Nirvana says," MUST HACK DATABASE ERROR HEY FREE SALES ON AOL HERE!!" Another Nirvana says," Get 50% off of Chrome Here." Rusty says," So Sharky made Nirvana, well Nirvanas..and he Killed LobsterM with one." Dale hops down and throws Pocket Sand at the Nirvanas. They all explode. WhaleBlubber says," No Matter..and Dale, I was the one who pretended to be Rusty Shackleford.." Dale yells," YOU BASTARD!" He throws Pocket Sand at his machine and it sparks. WhaleBlubber starts to throw feces at everyone and they all dodge.

Sassy punches the head off of a Nirvana and it explodes. "TAKE THAT BITCH!" she yells. Rusty says," Why did you give me that bad dream?" WhaleBlubber laughs and says," To throw suspicion at crew members. But that didn't work. I also dressed you up as Kermit and killed some girl who likes Muppets to frame you.. " BobRoast says," I added you to Killers list, WhaleFucker." WhaleBlubber says," But best of all..Rusty, I'm the one who killed your mom." "...Your going down bitch.."

TO BE CONTINUED..

Can I say epic cliffhanger?

And now...

40. The Great Whale Invasion part II
"...You have no idea what i'm going to do to you," said Rusty.
"What?" asked Whaleblubber.
"Give you a free bag of poop!"
"Gee, thanks!"
"FILLED WITH ANTHRAX!"
Whaleblubber began vomiting, and Rusty took out a tommy gun and shot at the many Nirvanas while yelling, "TAKE THIS, FUCKERS!"
After all of them were dead, Rusty walked back over to Whaleblubber.
"I have something to confess."
"What is it you fuckbag?"
"i'm your brother."
Rusty paused.
"BANG! THATS THE LAST OF EM!" said LAT as WB's body rolled off the train.
"...Thanks."
"So he killed your brother? Sure it wasn't Lee Har-"
"That's enough for today."
Suddenly, Rusty found a note that read:

I didn't kill your momz. lulz-WB

"Well, that's enough shit for today. Who wants to go in the body room?"

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

And then suddenly, this happened...

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3

41. Rusty Rockers: While Rusty was looking through a box of his old prized items, he found a Blue Double-Necked Guitar. "I remember this! I used to be in a band," Said Rusty. He rejoices his memories. He then suddenly had an idea. He called his crew members to a meeting. "GOSH DARNIT, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?!" yelled LAT. "I'M TIRED!" "Now then!" He brings out a box of instruments. "Let's form a band!" Rusty suggested. "YA ME WANNA BE DA DRUMMER YALL!" said a happy Derren. "We shall be known as..THE RUSTY ROCKERS!"

Rusty was the lead singer with his Blue Guitar. BobRoast had a bass green guitar, Derren played the drums, and Sassy played a piano. LAT and Dale were the special effects people. "This is gonna be awesome," said Dale as he pressed a button which blew blue smoke into LAT's face. "GOSH DARNIT DALE, CHECK THE WIRING AGAIN!" yelled LAT. "Sorry sir!" replied Dale. Within many days, the Rusty Rockers became famed legends. However, someone opposed them. It was Cody Salmon, the infamous underwater outlaw. He appeared on a TV Screen and said," I challenge you Rusty Rockers!" "He's a one man band, this will be easy!" said BobRoast. "Your Guitar feels odd," Said Rusty. "Oh, dunno," said Bob. The audience cheered. Backstage was the train parked and other random things. "1..2..3..GO!" yelled Rusty


They began to start playing. However, Cody did more tricks on TV. The audience cheered. Rusty and gang played harder. Derren drummed faster than you could say rape. 3 fangirls known as Spongeygirl, ShrinkinViolet and Breana cheered. "WE LOVE YOU RUSTY ROCKERS!" they all cheered at once. "SCREW SBC! YOU GUYS ROCK!" yelled ShrikinViolet. Unfortunately, secret word got out about drug smuggling where Rusty's stage was located. The cops arrived within minutes. LAT and Dale pressed a button that made green and red gas cover the audience. The cops couldn't see. The Rusty Rockers left. "So..do I Win?" said Cody on TV. Just then, a bullet shot at his TV. The 3 fangirls sneaked backstage in the midst of the smoke. They spotted their train and hopped on. The 3 fangirls were very happy. "Gimme some sex you awesome assholes!" yelled Breana. "Woah, uh.." said a scared Rusty. "I WANT YOU, LAT! YOUR SEXY!!!" yelled Spongeygirl. BobRoast then revealed his guitar to be a gun and he blew all 3 of their brain's out. "I knew your guitar was suspicious. Oh well, throw 'em in our newly cleaned out body room," said Rusty.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Here is an unaired episode from Season 1 to warm you up for Season 3. Me and Elastic agreed to finally post it:

18. The Decade of Rapists

The Rusty Train rolled along the tracks. Someone then boarded on.

"Hi, I'm that70sguy92. You may know me as the writer of the famed SBC Spin-Off, Bikini Top," he said.

"Welcome, welcome," said Rusty.

He then went into the TV Room. He turned on the TV to Glee.

"Hey, do you guys have Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD?" asked 70s.

" on the excellent taste in things!" said JohnDoe. (NOTE: Remember, this is a Season 1 Episode. It takes place before John's death.)

"Hey, I love Rocky Horror Picture Show and Glee too!" said Sassy.

"Hmm, nope, sorry. No DVD I'm afraid," said Rusty.

"Ah oh well. Wanna watch-" He was cut off by LAT.

"GOSH DARNIT, WHY HASN'T HE BEEN RAPED YET?!"

Rusty grabs LAT and pulls him into the closet.

"Be quiet, I like this guy!" said Rusty.

"GOSH DARNIT, FINE!" yelled LAT.

70s then watched Glee and said," Got any refreshments?"

"Sure, we have all you need," said BobRoast.

LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, STOP WITH THE NICE ACT!"

He grabs him and begins to rape him. BobRoast joins in for no reason.

"SexKizuna, Repairman, HELP!" yelled 70s.

Too late. He was raped and dead.

"LAT..."

"Great, thanks a lot. Now this means no more Bikini Top!" said Sassy.

"GOSH DARNIT, WE CAN'T KEEP EVERYONE LIVING!" replied LAT.

"But I liked that guy. Oh well, throw 'em in the Body Room," ordered Rusty.

And the Rusty Train Rolled on.


Epilouge: We see 70s' ghost in the TV den watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. "Gets better every time!" he said. He then began to type up an episode of Bikini Top.

42. The Secret

One stormy night, the Rusty train was rollings along the tracks. LAT was looking through background stuff on all the crew members, and everyone else was asleep. Suddenly he noticed something. There were two Rustys.

"GOSH DARNIT RUSTY, WHY ARE THERE TWO RUSTYS?!?!?"
"Don't know. Go back to sleep."

The noise shocked Dale, who got up to investigate.
"Ha-I mean LAT, what in the hell is going on here?"
"Why are there two Rustys?" asked LAT.
"Lemme see there-oh, yeah. Rusty Shackleford. Good friend of mine. Would always buy stuff under my name. Funny guy."
"DAMMIT DALE, WHY WOULD HE BE ON THIS LIST THEN?"

"Because I am him."

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret

43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI: One day, Dale was playing around with some odd package.

"GOSH DARNIT DALE, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" asked LAT.

"No, no, I am Rusty Shackleford now. That is what you will refer to me from now on," said Dale (Rusty Shackleford).

"GOSH DANGIT, NO!" argued LAT.

While they continued to argue, they heard a helicopter. Someone landed on the train roof.

"What the hell was that?" asked Rusty, who stopped the train.

"PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND!" yelled an FBI Agent.

"What's going on!?" asked Sassy.

"I'll tell you what sonny boi, you got those tight black suits and gonna go there dem fire at us," said Derren.

"Uh..what?" asked an FBI Agent.

"Anyways...someone from your train stole an important device from our HQ. We traced the source to this train," said another agent.

"Dale..was that you?" asked Rusty.

"It's Rusty Shackleford..AND RUN!"

Dale grabbed a gun from his pocket and shot an agent.

"Are you fucking insane?" asked Sassy.

"JUST RUN!" said Dale.

Dale opened the package. It was some bottle.

"No, he opened the Life Serum!" said an Agent as he fired his gun.

Sassy kicked an agent in the nuts and then he went flying out the window.

Rusty got to the controls and the train started going faster. Derren shot the remaining agents and they threw their bodies in the body room as BobRoast raped a survivor.

"So...why did you take this serum and what are you going to do with it?" asked Rusty.

"Oh, you'll see..."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

44. For The Fans

One day Rusty called SB1fan a lee head. Suddenly, Charlie Sheen went into the train and beat Sassy56 to death as Wilford Brimley shot muddy rocks. SB1fan was then thrown out and ran over because he wouldn't shut up about fan fiction.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret
43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI
44. For the Fans

45. Common Era

"Sigh...another crew member lost," said Rusty.

"The Sassmaster will be missed," said BobRoast.

"Not so fast kids," said Dale.

"GOD DANGIT DALE, WHAT IS IT?" asked LAT.

"IT'S RUSTY SHACKLEFORD! Anyways..that serum I stole is a serum that can bring someone back to life!" said Dale.

"Well, bring Sassy back to life mah boi!" said Derren.

"No, no. I have plans to bring someone else back to life first..."

He then went into the storage closet and he pointed to a coffin.

"Er...where did that come from?" asked Rusty.

It said "John F. Kennedy" on it.

"HOLY SHI-"

"I have my ways," said Dale.

"Dale...I'm warning you. Be careful about this," said Rusty.

He opened the coffin and BobRoast threw up at the sight of his dead body. Dale poured some of the serum into his mouth and Kennedy awoke.

"Hello," said Kennedy.

"AHH!" yelled LAT as he fainted.

"Kennedy, I am your idol!" said Dale as he shook his hand.

"Why thank you son. Say, where are we headed to?" asked Kennedy.

"New Jersey," said Rusty.

"Dang, I was going to take a trip to the White House. Ah oh well, I'll settle in this fancy train. Also, who is the new president?" asked Kennedy.

"A man named Barack Obama," said Dale.

"Interesting."

Kennedy was sitting in the passenger car. He then spotted some blood on the ground.

"Damn terrorists!" yelled Kennedy. He then jumped out of the train safely.

He than ran through the woods for a few days, found an airport and took a trip to the White House. He arrived there.

"Hello, it is me-"

The guards shot bullets at him, thinking he was a mad man or an imposter.

"Hey, where did Kennedy go?" asked Rusty as he walked into the Passenger car.

"He went to redeem his title. Now, we'll revive Sassy soon," said Dale.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

46. Free Deals On Sexscape

One dark and lonely night, Rusty hooked up his computer when suddenly, an electric shock took the form of a man. "Hello, Mr. Wilkerson. My name is Steven Jacobson. If you want deals on Netscape, Mosiac, and AOL, you've come to the right place."

Rusty, being the poor and uninformed hick he is, agreed.
"Show me what you got, Mr. Jacobson!"
"Well, right here we got some nice deals on Windows 95. These are usually at retail about 500-600 dollars apiece, get em here for 395."
"Sounds nice! Any MACs?"
Steven Jacobson gave him a stern look.
"Nope. Just PCs."
"Ok. Any reason why?"
Suddenly, Steve turned into an apple.
"Anyone want it?" asked Rusty.
"Put it in the fridge. I'll eat it later," said Dale.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret
43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI
44. For the Fans
45. Common Era
46. Free Deals on Sexscape

47. Rusty Monster: One night, Rusty argued with Dale if they should revive Sassy.

"I want that potion now!" said Rusty.

"Uh...I forgot where I put it."

"DAMMIT DALE!" said Rusty.

"Hey, it's Rusty Shackleford and only LAT can say that!"

"I don't care, I want the potion or serum!" demanded Rusty.

"Well here is a question from me: Why aren't you reviving JohnDoe and LobsterM with it?" asked Dale.

"Because we put their bodies in Graveyards far away from here," replied Rusty. "I still have Sassy's body."

"Ah, well, what did you expect from me? I am never good at keeping track of things," said Dale.

Rusty groaned and looked around. He then found the Magic Serum beneath a chair in the dining cart.

"Ah ha!" said Rusty. He was about to revive Sassy, but he then realized he is supposed to do this in a future episode, so he put the serum in his pocket for now.

He then noticed all the bodies in his body room. There weren't many, since he cleaned it out a few weeks ago. He then had an idea.

He set up a studio in a horror movie style like Frakenstein, and put all the dead bodies on a table. He taped them together and even glued them together. He was about do something he had never done before. He poured some of the serum on the bodies.

"IT'S ALIVE!" yelled Rusty.

"GOD DANGIT RUSTY, KEEP IT DOWN!" yelled LAT who walked in.

The monster rose up and growled.

"GOD DANGIT, WHAT IN THE SAM HELL WERE YOU DO-"

The monster grabbed the LAT and yelled. All the bodies were merged together. It threw LAT across the room into the bathroom. It began walking through the train. Rusty then threw his Rape Glove at it and it fell off the train, only to grab on. It climbed on the roof.

"It's up there!" yelled BobRoast. Rusty climbed up to the roof.

The 2 fought, but Rusty managed to knock it down and all the bodies became unassembled and he and the others raped the dead bodies again.

"Well, it was just a test experiment. Throw 'em in the body room."

And the Rusty train rolled on.

48. SOFtcore

One day, the Rusty Train broke down.

"I'm bored," said Rusty. "What should we do?"
"I KNOW!" said BobRoast. "LETS MAKE PORN AND SELL IT ON THE BLACK MARKET!"
"I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, I LIKE THAT IDEA," answered LAT.
"OK THEN? WHO WILL BE THE VICTIM OF THIS WILD FILM?" Rusty asked to the decomposing corpses.
"I'd recommend this one." said BobRoast.
Rusty looked at it. It was SOF, his first victim. He went into a dream like state.
"Those were the days."
"Anyone have a video camera?"
"I do." said Rusty Shackleford Dale.
"Ok then, lets start filming!"
Rusty got in the bed. "Is this gonna give me any nasty diseases or anything?'
"Nah. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BANG THAT CORPSE!"
For the next few minutes, as the camera rolled, Rusty had sex with the diseased body.

After he was done, BobRoast shut off the camera and handed Rusty the tape. Rusty threw it off the train so no one would ever see it, ever.

"Feeling weird?" asked Dale.
"No I Fine what about you aye?" replied Rusty.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret
43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI
44. For the Fans
45. Common Era
46. Free Deals on Sexscape
47. Rusty Monster
48. SOFtcore

49. Nickman: One day, a man named storytime7 boarded the train.

"Hi, i'm Storytime7. I love retro nick shows."

"Cool I ha some old documents?" said Rusty.

"Rusty, are you okay?" asked Dale.

"yes, i am," said Rusty.

"Hm..did that porn we make get to your head boi?" asked Derren.

"Porn?" asked Storytime.

"Uh-here is some rocko!" said Rusty.

Rusty put in a DVD for him, which he thought was a Rocko DVD.

"Hey, this isn't Rocko!" complained storytime. "It's...porn?"

"I'm mad! I want to watch SpongeBob now!" said storytime.

BobRoast then appeared behind him and suddenly...

"AAAAAH!" yelled Storytime.


And the Rusty Train rolled on.

50. 50

Rusty looked out the window, and pondered his existence. After 50 episodes, why would he continue raping for the lulz? Suddenly, Dale picked up the phone. "It's for you," he said.

"Rusty?"
"Yes."
"Rusty Wilkerson?"
"Yup."
"We've found the killer of your mom."
"WHO IS IT?!?!?"
"Its a man known as Spongdob Roozie. He resides in the lolland state penitentiary , and is a convicted killer on death row."
"Who else did he kill?"
"Your father."
"What?"
"LOL U GOT PRANXED!1"

The person on the other line hung up.
"Who was it?" asked Dale.
"One of them. Go look up Spongdob Roozie."
"Don't need to do it. He's an old friend of mine with a clean record."
"You know this guy?"
"Yeeep."

Rusty than began looking through his call history and wrote down the number.

"Whicha doin?" asked Dale.

"Revenge."

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret
43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI
44. For the Fans
45. Common Era
46. Free Deals on Sexscape
47. Rusty Monster
48. SOFtcore
49. Nickman
50. 50

51. 66ers Whines For A Review: One day, a man named 66ers boarded the train.

"Hello, I am 66ers. Would you like to review my SpongeBob Spin-Offs?" he asked.

"Uh, sure kid," said Rusty.

"Okay, here is my Spin-Off called The Monroe Show." 66ers Said.

He showed Rusty a transcript of an episode. All it said was:

"Monroe gets trapped in a whirlpool."

(NOTE: I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP)

Rusty laughed his ass off and said," I give it a B."

"GOSH DARNIT, THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF FUCKING FAN FICTION I HAVE EVER SEEN! IT'S SO BLAND THAT I WON'T EVEN GRADE IT! GET THE FUCK OFF! NOW!" yelled a very angry LAT.

"Calm, calm," said Rusty.

66ers began to cry.

"You guys are mean! I am going to report-"

"Shh, shh. LAT didn't mean that. Come relax into the TV room," said Rusty.

66ers felt a little better. He sat down and BobRoast stabs him in the back.

"Come on Bob, I wasn't finished my plan yet!" said Rusty.

"Oh well, he was an annoying little bitch."

"Eh, throw him in the body room."

LAT then burned the transcript of 66ers' episode so nobody would have to read it.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

52. The Return of Whaleblubber

The Rusty Train rolled along the tracks, unbeknownst to the horrors that were about to strike them. Suddenly, a hand grabbed onto the door of the train.

"I DO IT FOR THE LULZ!" the thing said. It was Whaleblubber, the fecalphilliac troll who had terrorized them many times before.

"I thought you were dead!" said BobRoast.
"It takes more than that to kill me!"
"KILL IT!" said LAT.
"Nah," said Rusty. "Just kick him off."

WB was kicked off.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret
43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI
44. For the Fans
45. Common Era
46. Free Deals on Sexscape
47. Rusty Monster
48. SOFtcore
49. Nickman
50. 50
51. 66ers Whines For A Review
52. The Return of Whaleblubber

53. NostalgiaCat

"So..WhaleBlubber AKA My brother is back," said a worried Rusty in the control room.

Someone named MadameCat boarded the train.

"Hello," said Rusty.

"Hi, i'm MadameCat."

"Anything interesting about you, because you are already boring me," said Rusty.

"Um...a little rude," she said as she walked away. She walked into the TV Room and saw BobRoast watching SpongeBob.

"Oh god, SpongeBob? That show went downhill after Season 3," she said.

"Oh god, a nostalgic," said BobRoast.

"Don't get smart with me..."

BobRoast was a bit annoyed and while he did respect her opinion, he decided to kill her for the lulz.

"I'm sorry. Want to sit down and watch some TUFF Puppy?"

"Sure, I guess. I accept your apology."

BobRoast then started to rape her.

"BANG THAT NOOB!" yelled LAT.

She fell dead to the ground.

"Dang, she was more bitchier than me," said Sassy.

"Wait, when did you come back to life?" asked BobRoast.

"Rusty revived me a few episodes ago without telling you," she said.

"Ah. Well, throw that noob in the body room.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

54. The Rutsy Tran

one time there was a user named spongdob. he lived in lolland. One day he meant teenj.thetwo became freinds. "Hi im teenj", said teenj. But it turns out, teenj was a rapist! he then tried to rape spongdob but then spongdob escaped on a train, which HAD MORE RAPISTS! And then teenj was hit by a bus and spongdob smoked weed. He then got raped.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret
43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI
44. For the Fans
45. Common Era
46. Free Deals on Sexscape
47. Rusty Monster
48. SOFtcore
49. Nickman
50. 50
51. 66ers Whines For A Review
52. The Return of Whaleblubber
53. NostalgiaCat
54. The Rutsy Train

55. RRR.net/rape

One day, LAT joined TV.com out of boredom.

"GOSH DARNIT, THIS SITE SUCKS!" yelled LAT as he got suspended for picking in a fight with a man named futuramarama about SpongeBob.

"I can help ya get yer revenge," said Dale.

"GOD DANGIT DALE, WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT SITES?!"

"Oh, I can hack it for you."

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT BOY, IF YOU CAN, I WON'T INSULT YA FOR A WEEK!" said LAT who was shocked.

"Deal," said Dale.

Within a matter of minutes, TV.com was hacked. Dale renamed it "Rape.com".

"WE DID IT!" said an excited LAT.

"Yup, now to ban the moderators." Dale said.

Dale unbanned LAT and both of them became mods there. They began to delete boards and ban members.

"Alright, now we got to get rid of the evidence," said Dale as he grabbed the computer and threw it off the train.

"DAMMIT DALE, ALL MY GOD DANG FILES WERE IN THERE!"

"I thought you wouldn't insult me liar!" said Dale.

"YOU THREW THE COMPUTER OFF THE TRAIN! IT'S BROKEN NOW! PLUS, ALL OF THE CREW'S FILES AND STUFF WERE D-"

Dale then showed him his flash drive which he had stored all the info on before throwing it off the train.

"WHEW BOY, I ALMOST THREW A FIT THERE!"

"Now they'll never know it was us. We're safe!" Dale told him.


...For now.

Elastic Dog wrote:54. The Rutsy Tran

one time there was a user named spongdob. he lived in lolland. One day he meant teenj.thetwo became freinds. "Hi im teenj", said teenj. But it turns out, teenj was a rapist! he then tried to rape spongdob but then spongdob escaped on a train, which HAD MORE RAPISTS! And then teenj was hit by a bus and spongdob smoked weed. He then got raped.

Ooh, Ooh, my favorite episode! Will I return to cause more trouble for Rusty's Raping Train? Ooh, Ooh, there could be a rival raping train!

teenj12 wrote:

Elastic Dog wrote:54. The Rutsy Tran

one time there was a user named spongdob. he lived in lolland. One day he meant teenj.thetwo became freinds. "Hi im teenj", said teenj. But it turns out, teenj was a rapist! he then tried to rape spongdob but then spongdob escaped on a train, which HAD MORE RAPISTS! And then teenj was hit by a bus and spongdob smoked weed. He then got raped.

Ooh, Ooh, my favorite episode! Will I return to cause more trouble for Rusty's Raping Train? Ooh, Ooh, there could be a rival raping train!

How about you write the next episode.

Elastic Dog wrote:

teenj12 wrote:

Elastic Dog wrote:54. The Rutsy Tran

one time there was a user named spongdob. he lived in lolland. One day he meant teenj.thetwo became freinds. "Hi im teenj", said teenj. But it turns out, teenj was a rapist! he then tried to rape spongdob but then spongdob escaped on a train, which HAD MORE RAPISTS! And then teenj was hit by a bus and spongdob smoked weed. He then got raped.

Ooh, Ooh, my favorite episode! Will I return to cause more trouble for Rusty's Raping Train? Ooh, Ooh, there could be a rival raping train!

How about you write the next episode.

Really? Okay, I'll have it written and posted sometime tomorrow .

56. Musty’s Molesters
One day, a very nice kid named pixarprincess aborted the Rusty Train. “Welcome, I’m Rusty!” Rusty said. “Hi! Where is the bathroom?” Pixar asked.

“Right down there.” Rusty told her. Pixar went inside the bathroom and saw LAT, then from behind Dale grabs her and they both begin tearing off her clothes. “WAIT! I was already molested!” Pixar screamed. “By who?” LAT asked. “By teenj. He is a member of Musty’s Molester’s. That is until he disappeared.” Pixar told them.

“Okay girl, we’ll spare you.” LAT said. “For now..” Dale says. Dale and LAT report everything the girl told them to Rusty. “We must find out more about Musty’s Molester’s.” Rusty says.

“Hey guys, look at that train outside. It says Musty’s Molester’s.” BobRoast said.
“Okay guy’s, let me handle this.” Rusty said walking outside.

Rusty saw six people get out of the train. “Hello.” Rusty says. “Hello, I’m Musty and this is my crew: TAL, Lad, Raven, Kevin, and NoName.” Musty introduced.

“So you molest people huh?” Rusty asked. “Goodness gracious no!” Musty said. “Okay, I see..” Rusty says.

It was nighttime and Rusty, Dale, and LAT built a bomb. They snuck outside and planted it inside the engine. “Once their train starts up in the morning, they will face sudden death!” Rusty explained.

7AM in the morning and Musty’s Molester’s begins running.

“Start the countdown boy’s!” Rusty says.
“5...4...3...2.…1!” Dale and LAT count with Musty’s blowing up into flames.

And The Rusty Train Rolled On.

I don't think "aborted" means what teenj thinks it means.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 3
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret
43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI
44. For the Fans
45. Common Era
46. Free Deals on Sexscape
47. Rusty Monster
48. SOFtcore
49. Nickman
50. 50
51. 66ers Whines For A Review
52. The Return of Whaleblubber
53. NostalgiaCat
54. The Rutsy Train
55. RRR.net/rape
56. Musty's Molesters

57. That Darn Sponge

The Rusty Train came to a stop at the nearest train station. Only one passenger was there. He boarded on.

"lol hi," said the man.

"Who are you?" asked Rusty.

"My name is sponge_bob.please don't swear ok?" he said.

"GOSH DARNIT, GET BETTER GRAMMAR!" yelled LAT.

"that was not nice," he said.

"YOU OUGTHA LISTEN TO US PUSSY BOI," said Derren.

"Why are you guys so mean stop cussing that is for facebook," he said.

"Are you really an adult? Or are you some kid in disguise?" asked BobRoast.

"MAYBE HE'S AN ALIEN!" said Dale.

" " said sponge_bob.

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THIS GUY IS FUN TO TOY WITH!" said LAT.

"cool," said sponge_bob.

"We're talking about you, dumbass," said Rusty.

"I'm leaving this train ! your men," he said.

"Excuse me? I'm a girl, you bastard!" said Sassy.

Sassy pulled out a gun and shot him through the head. He was still living. Rusty grabbed his corpse and raped it and threw it in the body room.

"..lol" was his last words.

"I think he meant to say mean, Sassy," said BobRoast.

"Oh well, he was annoying me."

And The Rusty Train rolled on.

shut the FUCK UP hes my homeboy

58. Leaves

One day the train was rolling along the tracks. Suddenly, Rusty spotted a customer.
"Hey," he said. "And your name is...?"
"sbfan."
"Aren't you dead?"
"No i came back."
"How?"
"After What happened on January 28th I was scared but now im back! "
"Shut up, asshole."
"Arlight then I guess i'll leave ag-"
It was too late. Dale had already shot him in the head.
"Oh well," said Rusty. "He was boring as shit anyway. Probably would have had regular sex with him."

Moral of the Story: If ya ain't gonna do it, DON'T SAY YOU ARE!

^ I laughed so hard at this xDDD

59. Rusty's Mom Is A Dead Whore

Rusty looked out the window of his train, wondering what could've happened to his mom. Suddenly, a man popped out of nowhere.

"HHHHHHEEEELLLLLO! My name is Mr. G, and i'm full of glee!" he said.
"GOSH DARNIT DALE, ENOUGH WITH THE POETRY ALREADY!"
"Wasn't me Ha-er, LAT."
"Wondering who your mother's killer is, I see," said Mr. G.
"Yup."
Mr. G then began mumbling some random gibberish. Suddenly, 6 random people appeared. They were Whaleblubber, Donald Eugene Hamm, Wargle, Jonathan Poopeater, wierd_biva, and Anthony Gebiritio.

"One of these people did something to your mother that will make you wonder," said Mr. G.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS DID IT?"
"I didn't," said Whaleblubber. "Why would I kill my mom?"
"Your mom?" Rusty asked.
"Yes, and I have something to tell you."
"Go on."
"We both have the same mother, but different fathers."
"What?"
"You were a child slave."
"That explains why I never got any attention."
"Heheh, yeah."

"Alright, now which one of you killed my mom?"
None of them said anything.
"LISTEN GUYS, SOMEONE'S MOM DIED, AND WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO DID IT SO WE CAN ALL GO HOME, GODDAMMIT!" yelled BobRoast.
"..."
"Oh, there's more to the mystery than that," said Mr. G. "Like who Rusty's dad is."
"Wasn't he a KKK member?" said Dale.
"Yes, but we mean his legitimate father. His biological one," replied Mr. G.
"Oh."
"Guys, guys, I have news!" said Dale.
"What is it?"
I've discovered who killed and who impregnated-" a gunshot flew out of nowhere.

"My god..." said LAT. "This is serious."
Dale was put under medical care, as the crew tried to figure who the killer and dad was.

TO BE CONTINUED....

"Rusty Shore"

One day, Rusty and the gang headed down to Jersey, where they partied it up and got their GTL on.




Naw, just kidding. Now, here is...

60. RRRevealed
Finally, Dale recovered enough to tell them what he discovered. "The killer of Rusty's mom is...Rusty's mom!"
"What?" said Rusty.
"Have you even looked at the crime scene photos? She obviously has a gun in her hand."
"In my opinion, it was pro-" BobRoast was cut off.
"Opinions are like assholes; everyone has them," said Wargle. "Now let me leave this shithole so I can catch Two and a Half Men."
Suddenly, Mr. G chanted some random gibberish and the 6 men vanished.
"So, who's my real dad?" asked Rusty.
"Oh, your real dad is Sean Connery. Your mom used to be a groupie of some sorts."
"That's fucking awesome," said Rusty. "Anything else?"
"Nope."

And the Rusty train rolled on.

I wanted to see them get their GTL on! It's t-shirt timeeeee!

Elastic Dog wrote:"Rusty Shore"
One day, Rusty and the gang headed down to Jersey, where they partied it up and got their GTL on.

Please make this an actual episode. Even better, the lost episode! Make Rusty rape The Situation!

By popular demand...

60.5. Rusty Shore

One night, the crew's train broke down. "Dammit, where are we?" said BobRoast.
"I don't know," said Rusty. "But it has lots of lights."
The crew then walked over to the flashing lights. By god, it was a dance club!
Rusty decided to enter.
"ANYONE WANNA SQUAREDANCE?" asked LAT. Suddenly, something answered.
"dancing is for old unparty people and gernades," said the creature. It had long black hair, large eyes, and very large breasts. Its owners identified it as "Snooki."
"COME ON GURRRL LETS GO HOME AND POUND IT," one of them said. It identified itself as a "situation."
"CHECK OUT THESE ABBBS GURL," said the Situation as it looked for girls to take home and sleep with. "Hey Situ, wanna ride my train?"
"no homo brah," said the Situation. "Imma go love dese babez."
"Its as if we're in an alien world," said Dale.
Suddenly, "Snooki" and another girl began to fight.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIATCH I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING TRAI-"
"Before she could finish, the Rusty Train was back up and riding again, and it ran over the club. However, the Rusty Train was then shot into another dimension after Pauly D's Super Lazer Action Turntable (TM) hit it with one of its beams.

Elastic Dog wrote:By popular demand...

60.5. Rusty Shore

One night, the crew's train broke down. "Dammit, where are we?" said BobRoast.
"I don't know," said Rusty. "But it has lots of lights."
The crew then walked over to the flashing lights. By god, it was a dance club!
Rusty decided to enter.
"ANYONE WANNA SQUAREDANCE?" asked LAT. Suddenly, something answered.
"dancing is for old unparty people and gernades," said the creature. It had long black hair, large eyes, and very large breasts. Its owners identified it as "Snooki."
"COME ON GURRRL LETS GO HOME AND POUND IT," one of them said. It identified itself as a "situation."
"CHECK OUT THESE ABBBS GURL," said the Situation as it looked for girls to take home and sleep with. "Hey Situ, wanna ride my train?"
"no homo brah," said the Situation. "Imma go love dese babez."
"Its as if we're in an alien world," said Dale.
Suddenly, "Snooki" and another girl began to fight.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIATCH I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING TRAI-"
"Before she could finish, the Rusty Train was back up and riding again, and it ran over the club. However, the Rusty Train was then shot into another dimension after Pauly D's Super Lazer Action Turntable (TM) hit it with one of its beams.

Now this might possibly be the best episode ever made!

Best episode ever, but it neglected some parts. I might want to write an episode of this show at some point.

Just read Season One. It's hella-larious. Keep it rollin'.

Btw I would like to express interest in guest writing on one of the episodes in the new season, if you guys are okay with that.

kyyyuuuu gets raped in a new episode of rusty train coming soon.....

(Re-posting)


61. Rusty's Rapping Rockfest

One day, Rust-E and his band Rusty Legs were driving to a show. "Oh man, I can't wait to meet some hot young ladies!" said Bobby "Rocker" Roast. "Yah, I want dat booty," replied the Notorious LAT. Finally, they arrived at the show and began performing. "WE. ARE. RUSSSSSSTY ROCKERS!"
"RUSTY ROCKERS
RUSTY ROCKERS
WE ARE RUSTY ROCKERS
WE'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND ROCK YOU
BECAUSE WE ARE RUSTY ROCKERS!"
After about an hour or so, the band walked off of stage. "Great show, guys!" said Dan, their manager. "We'll be huge in no time!"
And they were.
However, as the band became bigger and bigger, so did the fighting. "GODDAMMIT, SHE'S MY WHORE, NOT YOURS!" argued Bobby and Rust-E. Eventually, Pauly D's Super Lazer Action Turntable was accidently turned on, and sent Rusty and his crew back to their own universe, on a train.
And it rolled on, verily.
Rusty Legs "Freight Train/Rusty Rockers" 45 record available on Rape Records

___________________


62. Xat Hack

One day, Rusty decided to make an RRR Xat.

"What is this going to accomplish?" asked BobRoast.

I"m bored, Bob," said Rusty as he finished putting it together. "And it'll scam people into boarding the train."

He put a background of the Rusty Train as the picture.

"Ah, perfect!" he said.

"Why would anybody even search for a Xat about-"

Just then, CF appeared on the train.

"Hi guys," she said.

"Where the fuck did you come from?" asked Dale.

"I am a groupie who came back with the Rusty crew from the Lazar Turntable," she explained.

"She seems nice," said Sassy. "And we need another female member."

"Fine, Mrs. CF, you can become a part of our crew," said Rusty.

"GOSH DARNIT, WE DON'T NEED NO MORE CREW ME-" Rusty shut LAT's mouth.

"But I'll rape people if you want," she said.

"You can be the maid, you bad girl," he said.

"That's fine," she said.

Rusty went back to the computer to find his xat had been deleted.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"I'LL TELL YA WHAT BOY, I THINK WE GOT PUNK'D!" LAT said.

"Damn those little hacker bois," said Derren.

"CF, I demand you try to find out who did this!" said Rusty.

She then checked his email and found an email from someone named "Xat Killer".

"I think I found your culprit." She read the message:

Xat Killer wrote:
Mwa ha ha ha! I hacked your xat, Rusty Wilkerson! I, the Xat Killer, who has hacked over 100 xats, has shut down your xat! I, the Xat Killer, the one who has shut down 54 out of those 100! P.S. I found out your name by my HACKING skills!

"....the fuck," said Rusty.

"GOD DANGIT, LET'S FUCK EM UP!" said LAT.

Using some skills, they traced the email and found his address. Rusty drove the train and arrived in Wyoming. Eventually he came to his house.

All 7 crew members busted through the house.

"Who are you?" asked a henchmen of his known as pikachu, but Rusty shot a bullet at him.

"I can't believe we did all of this for a xat," said Sassy.

They found The Xat Killer in the basement.

"Gah, it is Rusty Wilkerson! Pikachu, grab em!"

"We killed your henchman," said Dale.

"Fuck. Please don't rape me...hacking xats is my goal in life! It is how I will waste the rest of my life!" he said. "Besides, my name is Don Freely! There, I said it!"

"Creep, get a hobby!" said Sassy.

"At least I don't rape people-" but it was too late, Dale had fired the gun.

"Welp, that is settled. Xats will be hacked no more!" Rusty declared, claiming victory. "I see we put his dead body in the train as a trophy."

"I still don't get why we did all of this for a xat," Sassy said.

The crew was back in the train.

"Now, make me a sandwich CF," declared Rusty.

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Notes/Trivia/Goofs

CF joins the crew.
Victim: Xat Killer (Don Freely)

Woot! RRR is back! Nice twist by adding CF as a member of the crew. Didn't see that coming.