Rusty's Raping Rampage

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Plot: Rusty and his group of guests buy a train and lure unsuspecting "passengers" into his "Rusty Train."

Staff: Elastic and Jjsthekid
Guest Writers: Dragiiin123, Steel Sponge, teenj and Clappy

Episode Guide

Season 1 (DVD Release = November 23rd 2010)
1. The Rise of the Rusty Train
2. Moving along the Dusty Trail
3. Bumping a Goose
4. Whales! (Part 1)
5. Whales! (Part 2)
6. The Writer
7. Autism Rapes (Banned Episode, can be purchased at Elastic's Scrap Shop)
8. Catch The Wave
9. Whoa, Stop!
10. Enter the Sexyman
11. Nervous Rapedown
12. The Girlygirl
13. The Boring Ride
14. Nightmare on Sex Street
15. The Ex-Squad
16. Drag it in
17. A True American Heroe
18. The Decade of Rapists
19. 4Ever Art & Rape (Part 1)
20. 4Ever Art & Rape (Part 2)

Season 2 (DVD Release = February 8th, 2011)

21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste of his own Medicine
25. Rae in Rapeland
26. Termirape
27. Let it Snow, Let it Wumbo and Let it Rape!
28. Bathroom Break
29. Twisted Rape Travel
30. King of the sex-related Thing
31. Nathan is A Rapin'
32. History of The Rusty Train
33. A Jolly Good Raping Christmas
34. Loaner With A Boner
35. Shane's False Move
36. Gotta Grab Em All, Pokeballs!
37. I Am Kinda Raping Someone At The Moment
38. A Day In The Life Of The Rusty Train
39. The Great Whale Invasion (Part 1)
40. The Great Whale Invasion (Part 2)

Season 3 (DVD Release = July 5th, 2011)
41. Rusty Rockers
42. The Secret
43. Dale Gribble Flips The FBI
44. For The Fans
45. Common Era
46. Free Deals on Sexscape
47. Rusty Monster
48. SOFtcore
49. Nickman
50. 50
51. 66ers Whines For A Review
52. The Return of WhaleBlubber
53. NostalgiaCat
54. The Rutsy Train
55. RRR.net/rape
56. Musty Molesters
57. That Darn Sponge
58. Leaves
59. Rusty Mom is A Dead Whore (Part 1)
60. RRRevealed (Part 2)

Season 4
61. Rusty's Rapping Rockfest
62. Xat Hack
63. Penias and FerbLover
64. To Catch a Train
65. Rusty's Day In Court
66. Shinya Bebop
67. Assy Cat
68. Guru Steel
69. Horny Sponge
70. Softcore Porn on Cable
71. Rape is Magic
72. Community Mania
73. Clap That Ass
74. Mystery Rape Theater 3000
75. The All-Wet American Dream
76. Bullsex
77. A War Has Begun! OMJ vs. BAMF

Looks good.

Can't wait for the arrival of Rusty.

Lol, cool.

No thanks.

DANGIT DALE.

Whoops, wrong guest.

Wumbology wrote:DANGIT DALE.

Whoops, wrong guest.

Don't worry, LAT's in it as well.

Episode 1: Rise of The Rusty Train (pilot)

It was a cold stormy night. Train "engineer" Rusty and his "crew", which included LAT, Sassy56, BobRoast, JohnDoe, LobsterM, were driving, looking for "passengers." Suddenly, a customer appeared.

"Hi im your host SOF talking with Jimmy Twoshoes here," the man said.

"Uh...you got cash?" asked Rusty. The customer, named SOF, paid him the two fives he had in his wallet.

"So, what do you do for a living?" asked Rusty.
"I like Teletoon and KidsWb but I hate that 4Kids," he responded.
"Hey, uh, we have regular weapon inspections. Take off your clothes."
"Ok."
"SCREAM LIKE DR.ROBOTNIK!" Yelled Rusty as he engaged in lewd activities with SOF.
"GOSH DARNIT, CAN YA KEEP IT DOWN!?!!?," yelled LAT. "IF YOUR GONNA RAPE SOMEONE, AT LEAST KEEP IT DOWN!"
"You...you killed him. Bastard," said Sassy56. Rusty then proceeded to throw SOF's body out the window.
" disposing of the body," said JohnDoe.
"I add you to list of 10 killers," said BobRoast.

And Rusty's reign of terror was about to begin.

Nice..just nice. XD

Keep up the good work.

I have rights as well.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 1
Episode 1: Rise of the Rusty Train

Episode 2: Moving Along the Dusty Trail

After the successful launch, Rusty and his crew continued to drive the train. LAT was preparing the plates in the "dining cart". He said," GOSH DARNIT, THE PLATE BROKE!" Sassy56 says," Stop the train! We got a live one!"

Rusty stops the train and looks outside the window. He sees thecrad15, a young boy. He says," Hop on." Thecrad shows his ticket. LobsterM flips a pizza and says," Mm, Fresh meat." Rusty welcomes thecrad and asks him to sit in the dining cart. He starts up the train and it moves along. Just then, Rusty appears and thecrad says," What is up?" Rusty says," Undress boy." Thecrad says," But I am only 12!" Rusty locks the dining cart door and LobsterM appears behind thecrad.

We then hear the sound of a shouting crad yelling," NOOOO!"

Episode 3: Bumping A Goose

Rusty and his crew were looking for victims yet again. "Business has been slow, I see," said Sassy56. At the moment she said that, another paying passenger appeared from the mist.

"Hi, i'm goosebumpsfan, pleased to meet you."
"You got money?" asked Rusty.
"Here." GBF handed him the cash.

"Anything interesting about you?" asked LobsterM.
"Well, I love Phineas and Ferb and Lazyt-" He was grabbed by Rusty and thrown into the secret room.
"You like Phineas and Ferb, eh? How about PENIS AND SPERM!"
"AHHH!"
"Alright, lets dispose of this one ASAP."
"GOSH DARNIT, CAN YA TURN DOWN YOUR DISNE-?!?" yelled LAT. Then, suddenly, GBF's body landed in the engine.

"Isn't that 3 people you've killed this week? Who's next?" inquired Sassy56.

"I'm thinking a whale."

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 1
Episode 1: Rise of the Rusty Train
Episode 2: Moving Along the Dusty Trail
Episode 3: Bumping A Goose

Episode 4: Whales! (Part 1)

The train is moving along the tracks. It is dark out. Just then, something bangs against the roof of the train. LAT says," GOSH DARNIT, WHO IS BANGING THE ROOF?!" Someone busts open the roof of the train and jumps right in front of LAT. LAT then says," Gosh Darnit, who are you?!" in a faint whisper. The mysterious man says," We shall take a dinner of..Poop!" LAT screams and gets locked into the bathroom. The mysterious man laughs and walks off.

The next morning, Rusty stops the train. He says," What in Sweet Train's name happened here?" A huge hole has busted through the roof. Just then, someone starts laughing. The same mysterious figure appears and has LAT tied up. LAT muffles a few words. All of the other crew members appear. JohnDoe says," " LobsterM says," How is that good?" Sassy says," He compliments everything, remember?" The man pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot LAT. Rusty says," Who are you and what do you want..?" The man says," I am Whaleblubber."

TO BE CONTINUED...

5. Whales! (Part II)

"Now eat this poop while I call my bud guymonty48 and tell him the jobs don-"
"Dude, we may be sick, but we're not THAT sick," said Sassy56.
"What do you have against poop?" inquired Whaleblubber as he took out his bag of dried up poop. "See? I even collect it!"
"HOLY FUCK!" yelled Rusty.
Somehow, LAT escaped and jumped in just as Whaleblubber's was giving his collection of feces to everyone.
"GOSHDARNIT, YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!" yelled LAT as he shot Whaleblubber in the temple.
" on the shot," complimented JohnDoe.
"He now a 10 killer," added BobRoast.
Sassy56 quickly threw the body off the train.

There the body lie. Almost dead...

Epic fail.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 1
Episode 1: Rise of the Rusty Train
Episode 2: Moving Along the Dusty Trail
Episode 3: Bumping A Goose
Episode 4: Whales! (Part 1)
Episode 5: Whales! (Part 2)

Episode 6: The Writer: It was morning. Everything was calm after Whaleblubber attacked. Sassy56 was walking into the room where Whaleblubber was shot, and she sees some blood on the floor. She says," I thought I threw his body off the train and cleaned up the mess.." Then, what appears to be Whaleblubber's Zombie body is looking through the window..

Rusty then stops the train. Someone is getting on. It is Bubby. LobsterM says," Bubby as in the Bubby who created Sponge's Atlantis?" Sassy56 then gets an idea. She tells it to LobsterM and she says," Good idea!" They both tell Rusty and Rusty says," Excellent idea! " Bubby sits at a dining table in the dining cart, writing down an episode for Sponge's Alantis. Johndoe walks up to him and says," I give your spin-off a " LobsterM serves Bubby a fresh Soda. BobRoast is wondering why everybody was being so nice to him. Bubby then shares the episode and Sassy56 says," Awesome!" BobRoast is very confused.

Later on at night, Rusty guides Bubby into "The writer room." Bubby sits on a chair and wonders what is going on. Rusty laughs and turns out the light. But BobRoast walks in the room and attacks Rusty. Rusty has a gun in his hand and Rusty says," B-Bob what are you doing?" He jerks the gun out of his hand and nobody can see a thing. Just then, we hear a shot. BobRoast has shot the gun. Who did it shoot? Bubby then collapses to the ground, bleeding. BobRoast says,"..Now I must add myself to the 10 Killers list." Rusty says," Good job Bob! We were pretending to like Bubby so we could get on his good side. I knew you would probably get confused and follow along and try to stop me. All a part of Sassy56 and LobsterM's plan." BobRoast says," You devilish man." BobRoast disposes of the body.

ExKizuna wrote:Epic fail.

I dunno, I'm actually kind of enjoying this.

Wumbology wrote:

ExKizuna wrote:Epic fail.

I dunno, I'm actually kind of enjoying this.

Eh. It's just boring to me.

No no no!
Sassy56 is supposed to be SASSY!

Dragiiin123 wrote:No no no!
Sassy56 is supposed to be SASSY!

I liek that idea.

7. Autism Rapes

(The following episode has been deemed cruel, offensive, and insensitive and has been banned in your country.)

-Best wishes,

"RRR" writers


NOTE: This can be purchased at "Elastic's Scrap Shop".

8. Catch The Wave

The Rusty Crew was riding along. Suddenly they spotted a new "passenger."
"Its MechaWave from SBM!" yelled Rusty.
"MECHAWAVE IS NOT A MEME YOU SON OF A BITCH!" hollered Sassy56.
"GOSH DARNIT SASSY, CAN YA CALM DOWN!?" said LAT.
MechaWave boarded. "Is this from here to your mom's house?" he asked.
"Come into the room," said an obviously annoyed Rusty.
"Are we gonna have buttsecks and then I die," Mecha asked sarcastically.

Rusty said nothing for a whole five minutes.

After a while, Rusty granted MechaWave permission to not get raped.

" mecha's smart," said JohnDoe.

And the Rusty Train continued on its path.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 1
1. The Rise of the Rusty Train
2. Moving along the Dusty Trail
3. Bumping a Goose
4. Whales! (Part 1)
5. Whales! (Part 2)
6. The Writer
7. Autism Rapes (Banned Episode)
8. Catch That Wave

9. Whoa, Stop!: Sassy56 yells," WHEN WILL WE TAKE A BREAK!? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Rusty shouts back," WE HAVE BEEN ON THE TRACK FOR 3 DAYS, RELAX!" Rusty wipes some sweat off his face. Sassy56 says," Your right." She opens her chill pill container and takes a chill pill. The train is headed towards a small train Station. There are 5 people there. A young boy emerges from the crowd. His name is woahwoah678. He boards the train. The adults wish him good luck on his adventure.

Rusty welcomes woahwoah in. Woahwoah says," Am I the youngest one to have boarded this train?" Rusty says," Yep." in an odd voice. Woahwoah sits in a chair and pulls out his laptop. BobRoast appears and says," Cool laptop. I also see your using AOL." Woahwoah goes to tv.com and starts writing a review of Brainsurge. He starts typing," This show is glod awful, i mean-" Just then, he gets hit with a bucket. Rusty says," ERROR! GRAMMAR ERROR!" Woahwoah wakes up and seems confused. Just then, he walks into a room and sees Sassy56 watching Glee. Woahwoah says," I HATE GLEE!" Sassy56 says," W-WHAT?! I'LL GIVE YOU BRAINSURGE, BUT GLEE?! COME ON!" Woahwoah says," I hate singing." Sassy56 starts to freak out and throws a trashcan at him. She then takes her chill pills again. Woahwoah then walks away and spits his tongue at Sassy. Sassy then says," SHOVE THIS UP YOUR ASS!" She throws a TV remote at his ass. Woahwoah starts to freak out and hops around. Rusty chuckles and thinks this is the perfect chance. JohnDoe and BobRoast calm down Sassy.

Woahwoah then gets thrown into the same room GBF and Bubby were thrown in. Rusty ties him to a chair and turns on a TV. Wow Wow Wubbzy! is on. The next morning, Rusty opens the door and finds the dead body of woahwoah.

Episode 10: Enter the Sexyman

Rusty and his crew rolled along. "We need more passengers," Rusty thought to himself. "Hey, who's that?" inquired LobsterM.

"Hi, i'm Sandman. I love Adult Swim."
"Do you like swimming with strangers unsupervised? " asked Rusty.
"Whatever." Sandman went into the TV den.

"What the hell is this? A cartoon rat with a squirrel?" asked Sassy56.
"12 Oz Mouse. Awesome show,*" answered Sandman.
"What's with the characters in this one? They're all phot-"
"Tom Goes To The Mayor."
"Alright, a fucking butt as a cop? What is this I don't even-"
"Assy McGee."
"Want me to make your hair perfect forever?" asked Rusty.
"Perfect Hair Forever?"
"N- er, yeah."
"NOW LOOK AT THIS ONE! ITS A TALKING MILSH-"
Rusty took him to the room.
The next day, he seemed to be dead.
"Just some minor scratches," said LAT. "Looks fine to me."
"Minori-" Sandman's pulse stopped. He was thrown in the body room.

And the Rusty Train kept-a-rollin'.

*No, really. One of the greatest shows i've ever seen.-S.D.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 1
1. The Rise of the Rusty Train
2. Moving along the Dusty Trail
3. Bumping a Goose
4. Whales! (Part 1)
5. Whales! (Part 2)
6. The Writer
7. Autism Rapes (Banned Episode)
8. Catch That Wave
9. Whoa, Stop!
10. Enter the Sexyman

11. Nervous Rapedown: The Rusty Train moved along the trails. It was now leaving Texas, where it had started off at. The train had went through New Mexico quickly and is now headed towards Arizona. Rusty opens a drawer in the control room and a Journal is in there. Rusty grabs a pencil and starts writing," It has now been 6 days since we have been on the track. We are doing good, let's just hope something strange doesn't happen like a break-" Just then, a loud noise blasts out of the Train. Rusty yells," WHAT IN TARNATION!?" The train has come to a stop. LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, WHAT HAPPENED?" Rusty tells everybody to hop outside. Rusty then opens a small hatch and sees the fuel tank is empty. Sassy56 says," I told you to refill on Gas last night! Dammit!" BobRoast says," So, we are stuck in New Mexico.." Rusty says," Everybody, calm down, a gas station should be here somewhere. But then again. I could swear I had gas tanks in the train!" Rusty then checks the storage room. He says," Hey! They're gone.." We then see the shadow of someone (Whaleblubber) laughing. LAT then says he could have sworn he saw something, but later disregards it.

Rusty says," Alright, looks like we have to walk this time.." Sassy56 says," It is too hot out!" They come to a small market. A merchant offers them some fruit. Rusty says," Oh thank god, we're saved!" Rusty pulls some money out of his pocket and hands it to the Merchant. The Merchant says," Gracias." Sassy56 says," Hey, maybe this won't be too bad!" JohnDoe says," " to the merchant. Rusty asks a man," Where can I find some gas?" The man doesn't seem to understand. Sassy56 says," Of course he won't understand you, dammit! Anyone speak Spanish?" BobRoast says," I know a fair amount of spanish." He asks the guy in spanish where they can find a gas station and the Man points south. The gang heads that way. They then come to a gas station and walk in. Rusty asks the man at the counter," Can I buy 3 small tanks of gas?" The Man says," Sure." He looks at his nametag.

The man is Edmasterchaos. He says," Enjoy, dudes." LobsterM says," Hey, I know you! Your super duper awesome!" Ed says," Thanks, I actually don't work here. He he." He throws off his worker outfit and laughs. He says," Just helping desperate people. I am visiting new Mexico to see some cousins of mine." The man walks away. Rusty says," That was one cool dude." Rusty and the others run back to the Rusty Train and Rusty puts some new gas in. He starts it up and the train is rolling on the tracks again.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
This is the first episode without a victim.
It is revealed the Rusty Train started in Texas.
Character Debuts: Edmasterchaos

Episode 12: The Girly Girl

The Rusty Train, after many days of slow business, spotted a new customer.
"Welcome to the Rusty Train! Take a seat right there," said Rusty.
"Hi!!! I'm Jasmine, 13, and love TV and music! "
"Take a seat in that room over there," said an obviously irritated Rusty.
"Weapon inspection. Drop your pants."
"OK! "
Rusty looked in horror. "So...do I put my finger in that or something?"
"GOSH DARNIT, HAVEN'T YA SEEN A WOMAN'S REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS BEFORE!?!" yelled LAT.
"Meh. You're free to go," said Rusty.
" of life!" JohnDoe said as he fired his gun.
"Throw her in the body room."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Victim: Girlygirl (First Female Victim)
Character Debuts: Girlygirl
First episode where JohnDoe kills someone.

Meh, I guess it's okay now that im ACTUALLY reading it. =P But oo, I request an episode where

Spoiler:

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Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 1
1. The Rise of the Rusty Train
2. Moving along the Dusty Trail
3. Bumping a Goose
4. Whales! (Part 1)
5. Whales! (Part 2)
6. The Writer
7. Autism Rapes (Banned Episode)
8. Catch That Wave
9. Whoa, Stop!
10. Enter the Sexyman
11. Nervous Rapedown
12. The Girly Girl

13. The Boring Ride: One day, a guy named BoringKid boards the Rusty Train. Rusty says," Hey there." BoringKid says," This train sucks ass and so does Spongebob!" Sassy56 says," Your more sassy than me!" He then says to her," SUCK ASS!" LobsterM says," Well, someone has a nice attitude.." He also says to her," GO HAVE LOVE WITH A LOBSTER." LAT Says," GOSH DARNIT, WOULD YOU STOP BEING A DICK TOWARDS EVERYONE?!" Rusty says," Lose the attitude, bro. We may be cruel, but we don't insult the shit out of people." BoringKid ignores them and walks into the dining cart. He then walks through into a passenger car. He sits down on a seat and tears up a newspaper.

BoringKid says," Fuck Spongebob." BobRoast says," No wonder why everyone at tv.com couldn't stand you!" Then, BoringKid pulls out his phone after getting a call:

BoringKid: Hello?
Mysterious Man (Actually Rusty): Hey son, stop being an ass towards everyone. Be nice to those Train folk.
BoringKid: Ok po- Wait, how do I know you aren't one of those shitty crew members?
JohnDoe: on the Detective Work.
Rusty: DAMMIT JOHN!

BoringKid turns off his phone. Just then, BobRoast gives him a punch in the face. He says," You need to be brought down you little prick!" BoringKid grabs Bob's neck and pulls out a knife. He threatens to cut his neck, but LobsterM shoots him. Bob says," Thank you." She says," Anytime." Rusty then grabs BoringKid's body and throws it out of the train, getting ran over. And the train rolled along.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Character Debuts: BoringKid
Victim: BoringKid

Episode 14: Nightmare on Sex Street

"GOSH DARNIT, WE HAVEN'T HAD A CUSTOMER IN WEEKS!" yelled LAT. Just as he yelled that, a paying customer walked into the train. "Hi. Name is Nightmarefan. Should I show you my talents?"

"Sure," said Rusty. "Come in the back room."
"So, where's the stage?"
"You ARE the stage."
"Huh?"
"Routine weapon inspection. Take off your pants."
"Now wait a min-"
It was too late. Rusty's ding-song had entered Nightmarefan's fudge tunnel.
"Are you G**? I Hate G** peop-" Before he could respond a bullet grazed his head.
"TAKE THAT YOU TALENTLESS HACK!" hollered Sassy56. He was thrown in the body room, and the Rusty train continued on its path of anal rape.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 1
1. The Rise of the Rusty Train
2. Moving along the Dusty Trail
3. Bumping a Goose
4. Whales! (Part 1)
5. Whales! (Part 2)
6. The Writer
7. Autism Rapes (Banned Episode)
8. Catch That Wave
9. Whoa, Stop!
10. Enter the Sexyman
11. Nervous Rapedown
12. The Girly Girl
13. The Boring Ride
14. Nightmare on Sex Street

15. The Ex-Squad: The Rusty train kept on rolling. A man named ExKizuna hops aboard the roof the Rusty Train with his amazing Motorbike. His bike shreds a hole through the roof and his bike comes falling down onto the train. He says," I found on my own way of getting on, bitches!" He takes off his helmet and punches BobRoast in the face. Rusty says," Sweet mama, who are you?" Ex says," I am ExKizuna, ya rapers!" JohnDoe says," Ex is Badass and awesome!" Ex rides his bike through the train and rips open a table. Another passenger known as Syrusfan comes in, and ExKizuna pulls out his awesome gun and shoots Syrus. He pushes his body off the train. LobsterM says," Care to come inside this room?" Ex says," And get raped? No Thanks." Minutes later, Rusty grants Ex the permission to not get raped.

Ex says," Hellz Yeah! He starts up his bike and zooms off the train and onto a valley. He yells," See ya bitches!" LobsterM says," That was one badass man." Ex pulls out a gun and shoots a train wheel and Rusty says," Holy fuck." The train has a small breakdown. Ex yells," Your welcome, douches!" LobsrerM inquires," Was that a compliment or an insult?" Rusty says," I don't know, but he had the courage and bravery to survive. Lucky man."

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Character Debuts: ExKizuna, Syrusfan
Victim: ExKizuna
As of this episode, Mechawave, Ex and WB are the only ones to have survived the Rusty Train.
First time a passenger kills another passenger.

16. Drag It In

It was a cold and stormy night. "No customers in this weather," said LobsterM. Suddenly, a customer walked on board. "Hi. I'm Dragiiin. Give me a ride you fucker."
"OK," said Rusty. "Come into this room."
"DROP YOUR PANTS!' yelled Rusty.
"Hey I see you wanna rape me. How about I do it and you can watch?"
"LAT, get my video camera!"
Rusty began filming Dragiiin raping himself.
"GOSH DARNIT, HOW DOES HE RAPE HIMSELF ANALLY AND ORALLY AT THE SAME TIME?" yelled LAT.
"I can leave now?" asked Dragiiin.
Meh, you're free to go."
" on the photography skills," said JohnDoe.
"So...what are you gonna do with the footage?" asked LobsterM.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

EPISODE 17: a True American Heroe
PREVIOUSLY, ON RUSTY’S RAPING RAMPAGE
NO ONE GETS RAPED.
NOWIOUSLY: RIGHT NOW.
Kelsey was walking across the sidewalk to the train station to board it to see Dave, her lover. As she ordered tickets, she saw something….strange in the distance. It was a train coming, but, an odd train. She could here it’s yell “KELSEY WHERE COMING TO GET YOUUUUUUUUU” in the distance. Kelsey panicked. She quietly said to herself “it’s just my head screwing with me” and calmed down, suddenly, in a flash, Sassy56 grabbed Kelsey and took her into Rusty the Train, tied her up on a bed, and went to get herself vasoline.
Exkizuna, sitting in his fortress of big breasted, naked ladys, was fighting a alien robotic dinosaur with razorblade wings when he got a call on his cell phone. He picks up. “Hello” “Ex, there’s this girl that is holding me captive on this train with eyes and a mouth. Please save me!” Ex got super mad, and called his Alien Robot Dinosaur with Razorblade wings “Clown Baby, we need to save Kelsey.” Clown-Baby transformed into a sentient Knife, Ex boarded it, and flew out of his fortress of naked ladies. Sassy got out a double sided dildo, and approached Kelsey. “This is going to feel so fucking good.” She said. Suddenly, John Doe came into watch. he said. Suddenly, Ex and Clown-Baby came bursting through the ceiling, as Ex demanded Kelsey free. Ex noticed with his secret vision that there as a No-Ex-Barrier surrounding her, so Ex decided to make a compromise.
“Will it be okay if I raped her?” Ex said. Sassy56 then said “Wait, wouldn’t that just be regular sex? As she took the barrier down. “Ex stole Kelsey, then morphed into an Eagle and let Kelsey ride him away. As Ex and Kelsey where in the air, a little Chubby Cherub (BEST NES GAME EVER) came flying up to him. “Someday I’m gonna be just wike you!” he said. “Don’t count on it kid” Ex replied, the Cherub the ignited into flames. Ex and Kelsey laughed, as they flew into the sunset.

Don't worry, 18 isn't banned, we are just skipping it over for now. Ex will post it when his file is working.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 1
1. The Rise of the Rusty Train
2. Moving along the Dusty Trail
3. Bumping a Goose
4. Whales! (Part 1)
5. Whales! (Part 2)
6. The Writer
7. Autism Rapes (Banned Episode)
8. Catch That Wave
9. Whoa, Stop!
10. Enter the Sexyman
11. Nervous Rapedown
12. The Girly Girl
13. The Boring Ride
14. Nightmare on Sex Street
15. The Ex-Squad
16. Drag it In
17. A True American Hero
18. The Decade of rapists (Skipped for now)

19. 4Ever Art & Rape: The Rusty Train had continued on its path. They were now pretty much leaving the Border of California. Just then, someone waves at the train. Rusty stops the train and a Man named Kendo hops on. Kendo says," Hello and Good Day!" Sassy56 is in a room, fixing their Rape Machine, the "Steely Dan." LAT Says," GOSH DARNIT, WHY DID YOU HAVE SUCH A SHORT INTRODUCTION!? AND WHY IS THE TRAIN STILL STOPPED?" Kendo says," Hello! I will now present some art from my Boss!" BobRoast says," Artist? Who?" Just then, 4EverGreen walks into the Rusty Train. He says," Hello Rusty Train Crew! I will now show you my art!":

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

He shows off some more pictures. He then says," Enough Said, True Believers! " Rusty says," Interesting." JohnDoe says," This is true Art!" 4EverGreen then consults with Kendo. 4EverGreen grabs him. Kendo says," What is going on sir?" 4EverGreen says," Well, Whaleblubber hired us to attack the train and let's say I no longer need you for this operation!" Kendo says," Your not in charge, Sharky is!" 4EverGreen says," He will Never know! Now, I will use my :idea: to destroy the Rusty Train crew. " He opens the door into the Steely Dan Rape Machine and throws Kendo in it. Kendo says," Hello and go-" The Machine grabs him and rapes him. He bangs against the door and screams for mercy. 4EverGreen shuts the door and laughs. His operation is about to begin...

To Be Continued..

20. 4EverRape and Art Part II

"Ohh-I'M FINISHED! STOP!" yelled Kendo.
"I don't think so, true believer!" said 4EverGreen. "Now help me make Rocko porn, ok?"
"NEVER!"
"Camp Lazlo?"
"FUCK NO!"
"How about Total Drama-" it was too late. A mysterious figure had fired a bullet.
"W-who are you?" asked 4EverGreen.
"I am the god of poop and trolling...please allow me to introduce myself...for I am-"
"Guymonty48?" said LAT.
"Ye-er, no."
4EverGreen says," S-Sir..Uh..I didn't mean what I said!.."
"HOLY SHIT, ITS WHALEBLUBBER!" screamed Sassy56! "THE GUY WHO COLLECTS FECES!"
Just as she said that, Whaleblubber fired a bullet that entered 4EverGreen.
"That takes care of that. Damn backstabbers.," said Whaleblubber. "I'm off to spam tv.com. You kids have fun!"
"Goodbye and have a nic-" Just as Kendo spoke those words, a shot went off and killed him
"To the body room!" said Rusty. The bodies were quickly put away. By that time, Whaleblubber was gone, as was the cartoon porn created by 4EverGreen.
" just happened?' asked JohnDoe.


THE END

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21. Living In Firion/Teenage Rapeland

The Rusty Train rolled along the tracks as Rusty raped an innocent teenager. As he did so, he reminisced about his past. "Ah, high school," he thought. He then remembered his early sexual experiences. "Fuck, I gotta see what's become of that place!" Suddenly, Rusty realized that the school where he had once gone was right around the corner. When he finally got there, he saw someone snooping around. "Who are you?" he asked. "Hi. I'm Luke. Pleased to meet you. "
"What are you doing in here?"
"Looking through the old school files. I love retro stuff, " He answered.
"Screw this nostalgia thing, wanna ride the Rusty Train?"
"Sure! Where does it lead?"
"EVERYWHERE, BOY! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!"
"You're one of the most enthusiastic people i've met Rusty, " said Luke.
Once they boarded the Rusty Train, Rusty did the usual "weapon inspection" and raped him.
"Gee golly, you really do know how to pleasure me!" said Luke. "Thanks for the rid-"
Just as Luke got off, Rusty started up the engine and his head hit a metal pole.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

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24 is yours.

22. Derren's Nirvana
"HO YA BITCHN HOES DOIN?" said an unexpected visitor on the Rusty Train. "Im Derren. GET DEM BITCHASS HOES CRACKIN!"
"..." said everyone.
"Free deals on Netscape here," said Nirvana.
"DON'T CLICK THE LINK IT NASTY DUDES IN SHOWWER GUYZAYZ," replied Derren.
"GOSH DARNIT, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ALTERNATIVE PORN AND LIL JON?" inquired LAT.
"So...what the fuck is going on here?" asked Rusty.
"GET BAK WERE YA WHERE YOU HO-" Suddenly, LobsterM came in.
"NIRVANAISREALLYAMALFUCTIONINGROBOTMADEWITHKURTCOBAIN'SDNA!" she yelled before she was destroyed by one of Nirvana's lasers.
"CAN I JOIN THIS MOTHERFUKER?" asked Derren.
"Go for it," said Rusty. "We could use you."

And the Rusty Train rolled on, even though nobody really seemed to give a damn about LobsterM's death.

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NOWIOUSLY: THE RUSTY TRAIN:
Episode 24: A Taste of His own Medicine
" sir, u8 r great! i wih to be you" said JohnDoe. "You know what will make you more like me? You getting me a beer." said Rusty. John Doe nodded and went off. JohnDoe went to the fridge, but he saw a valve. "Time Messer Wither" he clicked that said "DO NOT CLICK" and set the time to 1986, the year where Rusty was narcissistic and wanted to fuck himself. He pressed it and out from the portal came
1986 Rusty Train. He met up with regular Rusty train, and said: "You, look astounding." and started to viciously rape Rusty. JohnDoe herd Rusty's screaming and ran out to see Rusty getting ram'd. "WHAT DID YOU DO!" screamed Rusty. "YOU ARE NOW FIRED FROM THE RUSTY TRAIN."
"noNONONONO" said JohnDoe. JohnDoe then startewd to have mental breakdown.. " goodjob:" and was kicked off the train.
While JohnDoe was walking down the train tracks, kept :goodjob:ing all over the place, in the dark of the night, saw Rusty The Train running up to him, at full speed.
"You're gonna DIE bitch." said Rusty. He ran over JohnDoe, and killed him.
He was now the ligthning king. Truthfull for ALL!

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 2
21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste Of His Own Medicine

25. Rae in Rapeland: Rusty had called the train crew to an important meeting. Everyone sits down in the passenger cars. He says," EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! We have had 2 Crew members die the past week. Those 2 members being LobsterM and JohnDoe. Derren has replaced Lo-" He was interupted by LAT who yells," GOSH DARNIT, LOBSTERM AND JOHNDOE WERE USELESS ANYWAYS." Rusty says," I feel bad for murdering JohnDoe, but it was for the best." Derren says," YAR ME BOOTY ME BITCHIN!" Rusty groans and stops the train. He walks outside and grabs both of JohnDoe and Lobster's bodies. He burries them in a Cementary nearby. He walks back to the Rusty Train and gets attacked by sand. A Mysterious man yells," POCKET SAND!"

Rusty yells," Who the fuck are you?" The Man says," I'm Dale. All that stuff that there LAT says about me is true!" Rusty says," Hm..would you like to join our Rusty Train crew?" Dale says," Sure, just make sure there aren't any darn aliens on board." Rusty says," Everyone, we have a new crew member!" LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT DALE, WHY ARE YOU ON THE RUSTY TRAIN?!" Dale says," LAT!" BobRoast says," Know each other?" LAT says," GOSH DARNIT YES! THAT TROUBLING DALE IS BAD NEWS!" Dale says," ALL THAT STUFF HE SAYS ABOUT ME IS TRUE!" Just then, an unexpected visitor arrives. A Man named RaeandAnasrock arrives and says," Hi, I'm Rae. I like to view pictures of 40 Year Old Women and I hate Squidward Ab-" As soon as he said that, he was grabbed by Sassy56 and thrown into a room.

Sassy56 began to unleash Hell on Rae as she started breaking the bed after tieing him to it and throwing his clothes off. Rae says," STOP, I NEED TO GET BACK TO TV.CO-" Dale then jumps in the bed and gets in the action and shoves some drugs up Rae's ass. LAT says," GOSH DARNIT, WHO KNEW DALE WAS A GOOD RAPER?" Rae then says," YOU PEOPLE ARE PSYCHOPATHIC!" He runs out of the train and gets shot by a mysterious bullet. Whaleblubber is on top of the train roof, laughing holding a gun in his hand. Dale says," Now show me to the nearest Propane store."

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Dale joins the Rusty Train crew!
Victim: Rae
R.I.P JohnDoe and LobsterM

26. Termirape

While rolling along, Rusty spotted a new customer. He immediately got on board. "Hi. My name's TarterSauce. I absolutely love Gumby and friends!"
"..." answered Rusty. "Wanna do roleplay?"
"SURE! Can I be the horse?"
"Yup, and i'll be Gumby."
Just as they got dressed, a stranger jumped on the side. "TERMINATE ALL NOOBS!" he yelled as he fired his gun.
"HE A MANLY HOE" said Derren.
As a bullet went for Rusty, Dale thought of a way to save him.
As he thought, TarterSauce jumped at the stranger.
Then he had an idea.
"POCKET SAND!" he yelled as he hurled sand towards TarterSauce and the stranger. They both fell off the train.

"Damn. I was going to have fun with that one," said Rusty.
"Sorry fer yer loss. By the way, my friends are coming over soon."
"I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, NONE OF YOUR GUL-DANG FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER HERE!" said LAT.
"They will..."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 2
21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste Of His Own Medicine
25. Rae in Rapeland
26. Termirape

27. Let it Snow, Let it Wumbo and Let it Rape! : The Rusty Train rolled along the tracks. They were now entering Canada. Sassy56 says," I'm not Canadian, eh!" LAT Says," GOSH DARNIT SASSY, DON'T MAKE CANADIAN PUNS I-" Just then, the train started to slide on the frozen ice tracks. Dale says," Now we have entered the true demon that is Canada!" He yells," POCKET SAND!" He trys to throw some pocket sand onto the ice, but it fails since it gets blown away by the heavy winds. The train roofs are covered in snow. Rusty stops the train. He says," Grab your parkas!"

Derren jumps out of the train on a big sled. He slides around and yells," YAR ME SNOW ME SPERM!" Dale says," Back in Texas, it never snowed.." Sassy56 throws a snowball at LAT. He says," GOSH DARNIT SASSY, WE AREN'T 5 YEAR OLDS PLAYING A GAME OF SNOWBALL FIGHT!" Dale says," Did somebody say Snowball fight?" He starts to throw snowballs at everyone. He throws one at Derren, but he dodges on his sled. In the midst of the fight, A Man named Wumbology arrives. He says," Come to my house if you guys are cold." Rusty says," Sure! " They arrive at Wumbology's house. They get into a conversation:

"What is this on your TV?" Rusty asks.
"Corner Gas." Wumbo replies.
"So, it's about a Gas Station an-"
"Best show in history."
"Ok, can we get back to the normal format?" Rusty demands.

Wumbo says," Welcome to Canada." LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, T-THIS IS CANADA?! I THOUGHT IT WAS ANTARCTICA!" He then replies," GAHH, I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF!" Wumbo then replies," Hey, you could have just put that sentence into your first sentence. Don't double post, bro." LAT Says," GOSH DARNIT, FINE!" Dale then says," Ah yes, the study of Wumbology. Tell me, are you an alien?" "...." Wumbo replies. "Want to Join in on our Sexy Mexican Duel Party on our train?" Rusty asks. Wumbo says," Sure." They go to the train. But just then, Derren goes flying off his sled and the sled and Derren go flying on the Roof of the Rusty Train Passenger Car and some snow slides off. The huge snow pile then lands on The Rusty Train crew. The Sled lands in the pile and Derren hits it. He yells," GAHH, MY-" He faints into the snow, in pain. Wumbology says," Ok then, bye. But remember, I will call you out if you diss the rules!" He walks off. Dale pops up from the snow pile and says," T-T-That was one nice m-man."

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Victim: Wumbology
As of this episode, Mechawave, Ex, Dragiiin, Kelsey, Whaleblubber and Wumbology have surived.

I don't know whether to lmao or virtual punch you.

28. Bathroom Break

Rusty went to empty out his lizard in the train's bathroom. "Ahh, feels good!" he said.

A minute later, he came out and realized everyone had raped hipeoples. "Without me? I am the proprietor of this train, after all..."
"GOSH DARNIT, HE HAD SOME FINE ASS!" said LAT.

"Oh well. Throw him in the body room."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Santa Dog wrote:28. Bathroom Break

Rusty went to empty out his lizard in the train's bathroom. "Ahh, feels good!" he said.

A minute later, he came out and realized everyone had raped hipeoples. "Without me? I am the proprietor of this train, after all..."
"GOSH DARNIT, HE HAD SOME FINE ASS!" said LAT.

"Oh well. Throw him in the body room."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Best.....episode.....ever

I want to be in a future installment, but......

Spoiler:

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 2
21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste Of His Own Medicine
25. Rae in Rapeland
26. Termirape
27. Let it Snow, Let it Wumbo and Let it Rape!
28. Bathroom Break

29. Twisted Rape Travel: A man named Squidard hops on Board the Rusty Train. He says," Hi i am squidard and i am a spongebob fan even though i hate it now" Rusty yells," HOLY FUCK, BAD GRAMMAR OVERLOAD!" as he hits him in the head with a bucket. BobRoast drags his corpse into a Passenger car and rapes it. Rusty then remembers the times JohnDoe was here. He feels bad about murdering him on purpose. He finds the Time Machine behind the Fridge that John found and he sets it to The day John Died. Rusty gets zapped back in time.

Rusty is back in time on The Rusty Train and he sees JohnDoe about to click the time machine that will bring in the 1986 Rusty Train. Rusty attacks John and says," STOP!" JohnDoe says," Didn't I do a sir?" Rusty says," Listen John, you have to die. I am from the future." JohnDoe says," I die?" Rusty says," I'm sorry John. A nice man will be your replacement." John says," Can I see what the future is like one last time?" Rusty says," Hell Yeah!" He sets the Time Machine to the present and both get zapped back to the Present. But when they get back, not everything is as it seems..

LAT, Sassy56, BobRoast are trying to fight off Whaleblubber. Whaleblubber is throwing pieces of shit at them. Rusty says," Where is Dale?" Sassy says," Who the fuck is Dale?" Rusty says," Aw fuck John, we messed up the present!" Whaleblubber says," YOU WILL OBEY YOUR NEW RULER OF THE WORLD. NOW EAT MY SHIT WHILE I GO TO THE BATHROOM AND PRODUCE MORE." Rusty says," Sorry John, you might have to die in order to restore balance." JohnDoe says," I understand, sir. It is for the best." In the midst of Whaleblubber's shit throwing, Rusty and John get to the Time Machine. Rusty sets the time machine back to the past and they both end up in the past and JohnDoe appears in front of the train, getting ran over. As soon as that happens, the Present changes from all that shit.

Rusty then appears Driving The Rusty Train. Dale says," Are you ok sir?" Rusty says," Just visited an old friend." We see Rusty pass the Graveyard with JohnDoe and LobsterM's dead bodies in the graveyard.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Victim: Squidard
JohnDoe returns, but is killed again.
If you did not read the episode 24, then this will make no sense at all.

I have a request for one about 66ers.

30. King of the sex-related thing

Dale was excited. "HEY GUYS, MY PALS ARE COMING OVER!"
"GOSH DARNIT, WHO IN TARNATION COULD BE COMING OVER HERE THAT YOU LIKE SO MUCH?" asked LAT.
Suddenly, a group of passengers came on. "BOOMHAUER! HANK! BILL! The gang's all here!"
"I Tell What You Now This Big Ol Train Pretty Nice i really diggnt he Interior" said Boomhauer.
"DEHING! I lake it," said Bill.
"Don't go into the back room," warned Dale. "Rusty rapes people back there."
"GOSH DARNIT DALE, YOU AND YOUR SHENANIGANS!" LAT and Hank said stimulataniously.
"I tell you what boy, I think we may be on to something here," Hank said to LAT.
Suddenly, another passenger boarded.
"HI! MY NAME IS KAHN! YOU AMERICANS ARE-"
"GOSH DARNIT DALE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO INVITE KAHN!" yelled LAT.
"Ten killer times 2," said BobRoast as he shot Kahn.
"I Hae no Idea I not only one who Talk like That man," said Boomhauer.
"Yeah It pretty cool," answered BobRoast.
"So...what should we do with them?" asked Sassy56.
"Put them in the waiting room," said Rusty. "Never know when we'll need more members."

"And the Rusty Train rolled on.

To make up for the hiatus, here is another new episode for today:

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 2
21. Living in Firion
22. Derren's Nirvana
23. Loath and Rape
24. A Taste Of His Own Medicine
25. Rae in Rapeland
26. Termirape
27. Let it Snow, Let it Wumbo and Let it Rape!
28. Bathroom Break
29. Twisted Rape Travel
30. King of the Sex-related Thing

31. Nathan is A Rapin': Rusty stopped the train when he spotted a person known as NathanJR. Nathan hops aboard and says," Hi, I'm NathanJR." "Tell us about yourself, boy." said BobRoast. "Well, I hate Squidward abuse and I love Alabama, the home of the Palm trees. I also LOVE Malcolm in The Middle!" Rusty says," Hey, LAT is going to show you the perfect room for guests like you. " LAT says," GOSH DARNIT, FINE!" He shows Nathan into the room where many others were raped. He tells Nathan to have a seat. LAT pulls down his pants and starts to rape Nathan. Nathan yells," AHH! WHAT IS THAT BLUE THING ON YOUR PENIS?!" LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, IT IS A CONDOM!" "What is a condom?" inquired Nathan. LAT seems shocked and says," GOSH DARNIT BOY, I'LL SHOW YA!" as he engages into raping actions at him. Nathan is naked and yelling. "White Stuff" oozes from his penis, and he falls back into Steely Dan.

Nathan gets spun around and raped by Steely Dan's rape arms. He yells," COME TO MY CHRISTMAS PARTY!" as he continues to get raped. Just then, the white stuff explodes across the room, and Steely Dan is destroyed in the process. LAT yells," GOSH DARNIT, I'M COVERED IN SPE-" As soon as he says that, Dale enters the room and says," What in tarnation happened h-Oh, that boy was smugglin' some drugs!" Sassy enters as well and says," No idiot, it's sperm! Gross!" Nathan says," What is sperm?" before the broken arm falls off of Steely Dan and kills Nathan. Rusty walks in as well and seems shocked. He then throws buckets and mops at all 3 of them. "..Now go clean up this mess." Demanded Rusty.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Steely Dan returns and is destroyed. It is unknown if it will be rebuilt.
Victim: NathanJR