Rusty's Raping Rampage

Sorry for the double post, but with the consent of jjs approval, here is my guest written episode of RRR

63. Penias and FerbLover

One day, Rusty was in the process of watching Derren getting ready to rape this spammy sales customer named tradebuzzing.

“My belly is perfectly fine boi and I don’t need your shit sold to me!” Derren said.

“Let Derren enhance his penis into your asshole for free.” Rusty said.

As tradebuzzing was squirming and screaming, he accidentally hit Pauly D's Super Lazer Action Turntable. The turntable fell over and shot out a couple beams into the dead body room.

“Crap!” Rusty shouted as he turned off the turntable and placed it back up. He looked around trying to figure out which bodies were missing from his collection. Suddenly, the dead body of tradebuzzing was thrown right over Rusty’s head. Rusty shrugged and went back to operating the train.

Later on during the dreary evening, Rusty and his crew were searching for more customers to aboard their fine establishment but they could not locate any.

“WHERE IS ALL THE FINE ASS AT?” Sassy hollered.

“It’s probably all this rain. Nobody likes to go outside when its raining.” Dale said.

“You don’t have to take things so literally Dale!” BobRoast said.

“Well we could always sit around and watch tv.” CF suggested.

“Oh its 2 AM, Disney After Dark is on.” Rusty said.

Rusty turned on the television as his crew gathered around. As he turned on the tv, Disney advertised the premiere for a new Disney After-Dark program after a new premiere music video from this band called Lemonade Mouth.

“GOSH DARNIT! THEY ARE RAPING MY EAR DRUMS!” LAT screamed.

After those horrible three minutes of self promotion, Disney aired their new pornographic program called Penias and FerbLover.

“Ah a pornographic title based on their animated show Phineas and……” Rusty stopped and realized that FerbLover looked incredibly familiar.

“Didn’t you kill FerbLover?” BobRoast asked.

Rusty then remembered Pauly D's Super Lazer Action Turntable falling to the ground and shooting beams into the dead body room. He realized that the turntable must have brought FerbLover back to life in another dimension.

“It’s that damn turntable’s fault. Ever since we got when we went to that damn Jersey Shore, it’s caused nothing but trouble. It shout out at most three beams into that dead body room. I wonder who else is missing? Let’s keep watching and find out.” Rusty suggested.

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The episode begins at the Flesher’s house in Damn!ville where Penias and FerbLover are eating breakfast while their sister Cundace threatens to call their mom if Penias and FerbLover get into graphic sex today.

“Well FerbLover, I wonder who we are going to screw today?” Penias asked.

“We could always fuck this fellow who has been following us around all day.” FerbLover said.

“Yeah who are you?” Penias asked.

“Hi ya folks! I’m your biggest fan! I use to go by name of Crazy_Odd. Then I changed name day after to SpongeOddFan. Then I died. Now I’m Phineas&FerbOddFan!” said P&FOF.

“We aren’t actually your ido…….yes….yes we are your idols, now take off your pants!” Penias suggested.

“Hey guys, who ya doin’?” Frisky Izzy asked.

“Oh hey Frisky Izzy, this is our newest sexual conquest. Phineas&FerbOddFan……wait a minute, where’s Pervy our pet platypus?”

A brief cutaway is taken to Doofenschlong Evil Inc. where Dr. Heinz Doofenschlong is fucking Pervy after Pervy ruined one of Doofenschlong’s evil plans to gain vengeance from horrible memory from his childhood.

Meanwhile……Big Dick Buford and Balskeet arrive at the Flesher’s house.

“I heard you guys have another partner today, well I’m ready to get my fuck on.” Big Dick Buford said.

“Today’s orgy is going to get an A+” Balskeet screamed.

Penias, FerbLover, Frisky Izzy, Big Dick Buford, and Balskeet take off their clothes as they gather around Phineas&FerbOddFan and proceed to take off his clothes.

“What this? Why everyone naked? Oh no!” Phineas&FerbOddFan screamed.


Cundace spots the orgy starting to proceed.

“That’s it! I’m gonna call……”

The door bell rings as Cundance runs to the door thinking its their mom, but opens and spots Ron Jeremy.

“Hey Cundance. Your mom told me you need some butter, so I am here to give you some Ron Jeremy butter.”

Ron Jeremy then starts to have sex with Cundance as she giggles knowing its her dream finally coming true

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“That does it! I can’t sit around and watch these guys fuck two of my victims!” Rusty shouted. “CF, take us to Damn!ville”

CF sets Pauly D's Super Lazer Action Turntable coordinates to Damn!ville as the crew gets ready.

“Men and ladies….and know that’s not a mistake, you are joining us CF! Get ready to rape…..and murder these tools!” Rusty declared.

The Rusty Train arrives at the Flesher house as Rusty and his crew interrupt the orgy. Rusty’s crew rapes and kills all of them until only FerbLover and Phineas&FerbOddFan remain.

“We saved the best for last boss!” Dale said.

Rusty then proceeds to rape and kill FerbLover and Phineas&FerbOddFan.

“Eh…” Phineas&FerbOddFan stated as he knew what was coming.

“CF take us home!” Rusty said.

CF then set Pauly D's Super Lazer Action Turntable up as the Rusty Train went back to its original coordinates. The train arrives back on track as Sassy throws the dead bodies of FerbLover and Phineas&FerbOddFan in the dead body room. The Rusty Train rolls on……but wait. Rusty realizes that he only raped and killed two of the three missing former victims.

“This episode had not educational value. You guys are all idiots. This episode was re(censored word on SBC, but this user on tv.com throws it around all the time).”
Rusty turns around and spots woahwoah sitting down in front of the television criticizing this episode of Rusty’s Raping Rampage by writing a blog review on tv.com.

“GOSH DARNIT! I AM SICK OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKING THAT EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS LAW!” LAT hollered as he rapes and kills woahwoah. He then throws the dead body back into the dead body room where it belongs.

Ah, everything is back to normal, Rusty thought as now the Rusty Train rolls on.



Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Victims: tradebuzzing, FerbLover (again), Phineas&FerbOddFan (for the first time.....but was previously raped under another alias once alive and once dead), woahwoah (again), the pornographic versions of the characters of Phineas & Ferb

Trivia: Ron Jeremy guest stars as himself (if you don't know who he is, Google him, but I am not responsible for any dirty images that may appear on your computer screen )

64. To Catch A Train

(note: read the Chris Hansen parts in his voice. It makes it all the better.)

One day, Rusty was flipping through TV, when suddenly, he came across a show that caught his interest. It was called "To Catch A Predator."
"So, do you know why you're hear today?" said the host, he identified himself as Chris Hansen.
"I didn't do nothin' wrong I swear," said a 40something year old hairy fat guy who was naked. "I thought she was 16!"
"By god. This is the greatest thing ever," Rusty said to himself. " A true piece of art."
After viewing the marvelous program as he called it, he went to his computer. "Move it, Dale," he said. "I've got some work to do."
Just as he went onto a chatroom, a person named HoRnYGiRl954 came up. "Hi im 15 and i loovvee sexx," she said.
"Wanna come over to my place?" replied Rusty.
"surezzzzz c:" she replied.

The next day, Rusty heard someone boarding the train. "Ohh boy, can't wait!" He said.
Then, he saw who it was. It was Chris Hansen, of Dateline on NBC® and To Catch A Predator®. "Hey, Hotboyboy1945, take a seat over there."
"What did I do?" he said.
"I wish to stick my blank in your blank and blank all over your body," Chris Hansen quoted.
"I thought she was 18, honest!"
"I like teen girl booty, and I like to stick my blank in them. I also want to blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank blank on your blank. Mr. Wilkerson, is this really appropriate behavior?"
"Tell you what Chris, you really got 'em there," said LAT.
"Hello, Mr. LAT. Has Rusty's behavior ever appeared strange to you?"
"OH, YES. UM, LET'S SEE. HE HAS A WHOLE FUCKING ROOM OF DEAD BODIES, ONE OF WHICH HE-"
LAT was interrupted by gunshots. Then he saw Chris Hansen on the floor. "Rusty, you expletive deleted, I swear to god I will kick your blank and make your mother blank my blank."
"So, uh, Rusty, what should we do with him? He's still alive," inquired Dale.
"Tie 'em to a chair and throw him in the body room. That way we can use him when the show starts getting stale," said Rusty.
"Good idea."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Where's this been .

teenj12 wrote:Where's this been .

I'm lazy.

Elastic Dog wrote:

teenj12 wrote:Where's this been .

I'm lazy.

Ah....

Rusty's Raping Rampage Season 4

61. Rusty's Rapping Rockfest
62. Xat Hack
63. Penias and FerbLover
64. To Catch A Train

65. Rusty's Day In Court

(NOTE: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ RRR.NET/RAPE FROM SEASON 3, THIS EPISODE WILL MAKE NO SENSE)

Rusty kept driving the Rusty Train, until a cop car pulled over his train.

"What is the issue officer?" asked Rusty.

"You're under arrest for hacking a site known as TV.com," said an officer under the name Sherrif Stone.

"What the fuck are you talking about boy?" asked Rusty.

"We have proof from an, uh IP tracing that you hacked TV.com," said Sherrif Stone.

"What's the issue?" asked CF.

"Some cop keeps saying I hacked a site called TV.com," said Rusty.

"We did..." admitted Dale & LAT.

"Dammit, why would you do that?" said a furious Rusty.

"We were bored and tired of the site," said Dale.

"Welp, I hope you kids know you are being sued $2,000,000 for hacking it." Stone told them.

"Dale....LAT...I am going to kill you two," said Rusty.

"Welp, I have to bring you 7 to court now," said the Sherrif.

"You'll never take meh alive copper boi!" said Derren.

Within minutes, the gang ended up in a courthouse.

We see Rusty and gang set in the tables. The Judge spoke, with glaring eyes from the crowd.

"Rusty Wilkerson, you do realize TV.com is an official site?" asked the Judge.

"Yes, but it wasn't me who hacked it! It was LAT and Dale Gribble!" he said.

"Official can suck my balls," said Sassy.

"But...you don't have any," Rusty said.

"You dare mock my site? You bastards get up to the stand!" said TVTome_Shadow.

"Watch the language or all of you will go to the slammer," said Judge.

"Sorry, but I am pissed Judge," TVTome replied.

"We're sorry sir, but we were sick of your crappy site," Dale said.

"GOSH DARNIT DALE, I DIDN'T HELP YA HACK IT!" LAT exclaimed.

"Oh yes you did you little liar!" said Dale.

"CRAPPY?! I worked HARD on that site and I am nicer than the other m-"

"All of you knock it off," said Rusty. "You two hacked it, so you face the consequences," Rusty said.

"Well, you are the leader of them! Why didn't you stop them!?" he said furious.

"Honestly sir, I had no idea they even hacked it until now." Rusty replied.

"I say we rape that guy," whispered BobRoast.

"In public? Hell no!" Rusty said.

"Maybe if he goes to the bathroom or something," CF suggested.

"Good idea," Rusty said.

"So, are you guys going to do anything....?" asked Judge. "I can just slap you all into jail unless you pay."

"Hold on, I gotta go to the bathroom!" said TVTome as he went to the bathroom hallway and entered into the Men's Room.

"I gotta go to the crapper too," Rusty said as he walked out.

We see TVTome in a booth.

He then flushed the toilet, and Rusty jumped at him as he opened the door.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU D-" Rusty covered TVTome's mouth. He then taped it and taped him to the toilet seat.

He mumbled and Rusty threw a match on the floor.

Rusty then came running out to the court.

"Alright, everybody stop, drop and get the fuck out!" he yelled as he the crew members escaped the room.

"Where are you going?" asked Judge as he began to chase after them.

"GOSH DARNIT RUSTY, START THE FUCKING TRAIN, HE IS RUNNING AFTER US!" LAT said.

Rusty started up the train, as he saw the courthouse explode in flames.

"...Are you fucking insane?" asked Sassy. "You lit a match in the bathroom?!"

"Well, I don't have that much money! We just rape people before they pay us!" he said, laughing.

"Rich you say?" asked Dale.

"GOSH DARNIT, WHAT IS YOUR IDEA NOW DALE?!" asked LAT.

"Go to the nearest bank," said Dale.

"Wait, why?" asked Rusty.

"Just...drive." Dale said.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Ha, the ads are starting to make sense.

66. Shinya Bebop

One day, Rusty got a package. "Yes!" he said with glee. The package said it had shipped from a person called Shinya. Then, Rusty opened the package.
"What's that?" said Dale.
"Japanese cartoon porn," Rusty said. "You wanna watch?"
"Eh, why not."
Rusty had a hard time picking out what to watch. "Boku no Pico, Tentacle Terror, Morpher XXX, Pikaporno," said Rusty. "So many choices!"
Rusty put in Morpher XXX. As soon as the credits rolled, everyone began to feel strange. "Iiii feee-el we-ird," said Dale.
Suddenly, a flash occured. When everyone woke up, they felt strange. Then, they realized something. They were all anime characters.
Rusty was Lupin. Dale was Devilman. Sassy was Faye. Derren was Bobobobo. CF was one of those random hentai chicks. LAT was L.
"GOSH DARNIT, THE FUCK KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS!?" wondered LAT/L.
"Oh fuck," said Rusty.
"Welp, i'm gonna call the number on this box. Let's see what happens."
"Hello. Shinya Services. How can we help you?"
"The hentai box set I ordered turned us into Japanese characters."
"Ha!"
The phone hung up.
"Hold on guys, I have an idea," said BobRoast. "Let's kill ourselves!"
"Yes! That way we'll come back to life as ourselves," said Rusty.
And they did.
And they all went back to normal.
Except for BobRoast, who died since he hadn't changed.

67. Assy Cat

One day, a man named Person boarded the Rusty Train.

"Hello, my name is Person," he said with his rape face on. "I want to join this fine establishment."

"You got the rapeface boi, but you aint tough nuff," Derren said.

"Excuse me? I want to join, please," he said.

"I'm the proprietor of this train, and I say no," Rusty said.

"Come on, what the fuck?!" bitched Person. "I've-

Just then, ACS boarded the train.

"Hey yo! You guys want to play my SpongeBob games?" he asked. "They're free!"

"GOSH DARNIT, WE DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY GAMES!" exclaimed LAT.

"SHITTY?! THESE GAMES ARE SUPER-DUPER PROFESSIONAL AND WELL THOUGHT OUT!!!!!!!!" ACS raged.

"Probably as well thought out as your insults," Dale said.

"GRRR...I AM GONNA PULL OUT THE CAMERA...!" ACS said.

"Oh boy, I am so scared!" CF said.

" " ACS said.

"Using pointless smilies, eh?" Rusty said. "I can assure you your raping will be quick and painful," Rusty smirked.

"Rape? Isn't that what pope-" Person was cut off, when ACS began to whine even more.

"RAPE?! THAT'S IT, I AM REPORTING YOU GUYS TO THE FEDERAL BULLYING AGENCY!!!!" ACS said as he began to film them.

"SAY SOMETHING RUDE!" ACS said. "YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY RAGE MODE!"

"More like your PMS mode," Sassy said.

"GRRRR! RECORDING!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Jesus boi, knock it off with dat sass," Derren said.

"YOU GUYS HAD IT COMING!!!! NOW, WATCH AS I SHUT YOUR TRAIN DOWN FOR BULLYING ME! MWA HA HA HA!"-

Just then, he was grabbed and tied to a chair with Person.

“Hey, what are you guys doing?!” Person asked.

Rusty grabbed ACS' camera, and both of them were slowly raped by LAT.

"GOSH DARNIT, YOU TWO IRRITATE ME!" LAT yelled.

Rusty began to record the raping.

Person was clueless, while ACS began to squirm and scream. Both of them were untied and fell dead to the ground.

"RECORD THAT BITCH!" yelled Derren.

"I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, YOU SHOULD PUT THAT ON YOUTUBE!" LAT suggested.

"Indeed I will," Rusty said as he took ACS' camera and began to upload the raping session.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Victims: Person & ACS

lol, good ep so far

0. In Memory Of Loved Ones

The sunlight was dwindling in Rusty's mind. His mother had just passed away. His lover had been cheating on him.
His father refused to talk to him.
Oh lord why, said Rusty to himself, why me?
Why me indeed. Rusty had no other friends, only enemies.
Life is too much for me, said Rusty, and let me be remembered for being no one.
And with that, Rusty had shot himself. It was a sad story indeed, to see such an innocent man be torn apart with no reason. Who knows why the lord is so unforgiving. Or perhaps there is no god. Or anything.

01. Rusty Cums Back!>!>!>!>!>!>
RUSTYY!!!!

2. The Rusty Games

One day, Rsuty was a man. But then he was a dog! So he had to play soccder to live again. So he met a little girl oh hi said the little girl i'll help you. "Yay" said Rusty. So he palyed soccer and became a boy again. And then some funny jokes happened inbetween.

03. Mr. Zog's Sex Jelly

One day the Rusty Train came a rolling down by the strawberry fields for what seemed like forever. A bump was heard at the bottom of the train so the engines was stopped. Rusty and LAT went to check on the damages and to their surprise, a Dominican was tied up to the train tracks. LAT proceeded to poke it with a stick.

"DAMN IT DALE! IT'S STILL ALIVE" LAT shouted out, poking the Dominican even harder.

"Harder por favor ;O" the Dominican shouted out with a thick accent.

"What are you doing here all tied up?" Rusty asked.

"Lets just say I liek being tied up ;D" the Dominican replied.

"Whats your name?" Rusty asked untying her to some resistance.

"Me llamo Jelly señor."

After some sexual innuendo, Jelly offered some jelly sandwiches made with her special jelly.

"I wanna plant my seeds into your strawberry fields forever." Rusty said before everybody had their turns churning Jelly. They tied her back to the tracks per her request and the Rusty Train rolled on.

Elastic Dog wrote:2. The Rusty Games

One day, Rsuty was a man. But then he was a dog! So he had to play soccder to live again. So he met a little girl oh hi said the little girl i'll help you. "Yay" said Rusty. So he palyed soccer and became a boy again. And then some funny jokes happened inbetween.

G-rated I see.

Ye Olde Matey Jenkins wrote:03. Mr. Zog's Sex Jelly

One day the Rusty Train came a rolling down by the strawberry fields for what seemed like forever. A bump was heard at the bottom of the train so the engines was stopped. Rusty and LAT went to check on the damages and to their surprise, a Dominican was tied up to the train tracks. LAT proceeded to poke it with a stick.

"DAMN IT DALE! IT'S STILL ALIVE" LAT shouted out, poking the Dominican even harder.

"Harder por favor ;O" the Dominican shouted out with a thick accent.

"What are you doing here all tied up?" Rusty asked.

"Lets just say I liek being tied up ;D" the Dominican replied.

"Whats your name?" Rusty asked untying her to some resistance.

"Me llamo Jelly señor."

After some sexual innuendo, Jelly offered some jelly sandwiches made with her special jelly.

"I wanna plant my seeds into your strawberry fields forever." Rusty said before everybody had their turns churning Jelly. They tied her back to the tracks per her request and the Rusty Train rolled on.

I lol'd xP

So are episodes 00-03 going to be the lost episodes of the show along with the Jersey Shore spoof from Season 3?

68. Guru Steel

One day, a man named Steel Sponge boarded the Rusty Train.

"Hello, I am your biggest fan!" Steel yelled to Rusty.

"A fanboy, eh?" Rusty asked. "Tell me what you know about me then."

"I know you rape people and there are currently 6 people on the train team, since BobRoast was killed off in Shinya Bebop," Steel said.

"Impressive, so I guess you know you are about to get raped," Rusty said.

"WAIT! I have magical powers that I can use to help you rape people!" Steel said.

Just then, a man named futuramarama boarded the Rusty Train.

"hi guys-" Just then, Steel used his magic powers from his staff to have futuramarama rape himself, and he fell dead to the ground.

"Pretty good, but sadly I have to deny your offer," Rusty said.

"Oh well, I guess I am still a noob to Rusty's gang," Steel sighed.

"You're not a noob, but you sure are a tasty man to rape," Rusty said.

"Let me have his ass!" Sassy said.

"Uh oh," Steel said as he waved his staff and just then, the Rusty Train was teleported to another world.

"GOSH DARNIT, WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!" LAT exclaimed.

The Train landed on a ground without tracks. They were in some city...of Steel's Spin-Offs!

"Yes, I teleported you to my spin-off world," Steel said.

"Wow, so that Turntable laser didn't teleport us somewhere for once," CF said.

The turntable laser then came flying out the window onto the ground.

"CF, grab it!" Sassy yelled.

She was about to, but Steel jammed his staff into the Turntable laser, destroying it.

"What the fuck was that for boi, that was our only hope of getting back!?" Derren exclaimed.

"Because, I guess if I can't join your crew, nobody can," Steel said.

Just then, a bunch of Steel's Spin-Off characters got pissed and began to chase after the Rusty crew.

Z-Storm struck lightning at the train. Blue Skarmory used Gust on them. Hector wanted to tussle with them. Yang began to launch a bunch of moon blasts at them. And then there was Theo who was eating all of the train's food.

"I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, YOU CAN JOIN THE CREW NOW!" LAT said in panic.

He was struck by lightning from Z-Storm.

"GOSH DARNIT, THAT FUCKING HURT!"

Rusty tried to rape Z-Storm, but it had no effect.

"I made it so they were non-rape material," Steel said cleverly.

Just then, DoodleBob appeared with his army, and they began to ransack the train.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRAIN, YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCHES!" Rusty yelled as he fired his gun, but it had no effect.

"They are also bullet-proof," Steel said.

"That's it, I give up!" Rusty sighed.

"You passed the test!" Steel said as he teleported them back, and all of the spin-off characters disappeared.

"What test?" Dale asked. "Are you an alien by the way?"

"A test to see if you would rape me and if for once you would refuse to rape someone, and no, but I am a level 10 wizard," Steel replied proudly.

"I'll admit, that was damn clever. You can join boy, I like a man with guts," Rusty said.

"Really? AW YEA!" Steel yelled.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Steel Sponge joins the crew.
The turntable laser is destroyed.
Amongst the Spin-Off characters were: Blue Skarmory (Underwater Survivor), Theo (Guru Gakuto), Yang (Pisces Moon), DoodleBob and his army (Guru Gakuto), Z-Storm (Z-Storm) and Hector (Z-Storm).
Victim: futuramarama

69. Horny Sponge

One day, PokeSponge123 boarded the Rusty Train.

"Hi guys, I see this episode is 69, which makes me horny," Poke yelled.

"GOSH DARNIT DALE, DON'T BREAK THE GOD DANG 4TH WALL!" LAT warned.

"I didn't boss!" Dale said.

"Did someone say...HORNY?!" HornySponge yelled as he boarded the train.

"Well Mr. Poke, tell us about yourself," Rusty asked. "And whomever this Horny guy is."

"Hey there Poke, long time no see," Steel said.

"Hey Steel, and well: My favorite number is 69, I love SpongeBob SquarePants, I am from Britain, I love Pokemon and HornySponge is a friend of mine," Poke proudly said. "Oh and I am an old user on TV.com and SBC."

"Well boys, come into the dining cart for a fine meal fit for an old user and his friend," Rusty said with his rape face on.

Poke and Horny then sat down, and saw a plate with a bunch of junk food.

"Ah, just like how they serve food in Britain!" Poke said.

He finished his meal and demanded for a 69 shaped cookie.

"GOSH DARNIT BOY, WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR THAT!" LAT yelled.

"LAT, don't bitch, we can easily make one," CF said.

"Both of you are wrong, it'd take about an hour," Sassy said.

"And all of this is part of the reason why I'm not on SBC anymore, good day," Poke said as he began to exit.

"NOO!" Steel yelled as he stopped him with his magic powers.

"What the hell is this?" Poke wondered. "I'm stuck!"

"POKE YOU BASTARD! GET HERE NOW!" HornySponge yelled. "GIMME YOUR FINE ASS!"

He tried to escape, but he was stuck.

"Oh fuck.." Poke panicked, before Poke and Horny got into sexual relations.

"Those dang aliens and their reproduction system," Dale said.

CF then cleaned up the mess in the dining room, while Poke got raped by Horny, and fell dead to the ground.

"Now...I AM HORNY FOR RAPISTS!" Horny yelled.

Derren pulled a gun and shot him.

"Great, I didn't get to rape Poke," Rusty said.

Derren then realized Poke wasn't fully dead.

Rusty smiled.

"NOOOO!" Poke's last words were.

"Well, now we know why Poke never made it back to SBC or any other site," Steel winked.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

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Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Victim: PokeSponge & HornySponge

70. Softcore Porn on Cable

One day, Rusty's TV broke down. "GOSH DARNIT DALE, NOW HOW AM I GONNA WATCH SOME WALKER TEXAS RANGER IF I AIN'T GOT NO TELEVISION?" asked LAT.
"I have an idea," said Dale. "Call the cable guy."
After that, they did.
"Good day, gentlemen," said the cable man. "HOW IZ I HALP U?"
"Fix our TV, dammit," said Sassy.
"Geez, calm down. It's not like I wasn't going to -.-" he replied.
"DON'T YOU -.- ME YOU BITCH!"
"You're the bitch because you're female. That's how it works."
"What's your name, you smartass?"
"It's tvguy."
"Then fix our goddamn TV."
"Not with that attitude, miss."
"Dale, do you know how to fix a TV?"
"Yeah, why?"

After that, they pushed tvguy off of the train.
Just then, a guy named Reggie Steel boarded the train.
"Hi, I wish to join your crew." Reggie Steel said.
"Aren't you that famed comedian?" Rusty asked.
"You know it, boi," replied Reggie.
"Sure, why not?," Rusty replied.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

71. Rape is Magic

One day, a noob named psyduck boarded the Rusty Train.

“hi guys, SPONGEBOB SUCKS!” psyduck yelled.

“Oh god, not you,” Steel said.

“it is you! Spongebobfan200?! From TV.com?” psyduck said.

“This boy really needs some better grammar before he turns into more of a noob,” Reggie Steel said.

Steel then raped psyduck slowly, and painfully.

“That felt good,” Steel said.

“Nice job Steelie boy,” Rusty said.


“GOSH DARNIT RUSTY, WHY DID REGGIE STEEL JOIN?!” LAT yelled.

“Because he was there and square.” Rusty said.

“You know it boi,” Reggie Steel said.

Steel then continued to make some potion, when it suddenly spilled over from psyduck’s dead body being tossed over it.

“Oh no!” Steel yelled.

Just then, all of the Rusty crew members (except for Derren who was in the bathroom) were turned into My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic characters! Rusty was Twilight Sparkle. CF was Fluttershy. Sassy was Rarity. Steel was Rainbow Dash. LAT was Applejack. Dale was Pinkie Pie. And Reggie Steel was Spike.

“GOSH DARNIT, WHAT IN THE HAY HAPPENED? I WAS WATCHING SOME GOOD OL’ WALKER TEXAS RANGER WHEN SUDDENLY I GOT TURNED INTO ONE OF THOSE GUL DANG PONY CRITTERS!” LAT/Applejack yelled.

“This train’s decor is hideous,” Sassy/Rarity said.

Steel/Dash kept flying everywhere, and CF/Fluttershy didn’t say anything.

“Okay, how do we cure ourselves?” Rusty/Twilight asked.

Just then, Derren came out of the bathroom and he noticed everybody turned into ponies.

“Boi, what de fuck is going on?” Derren asked.

“Steel’s potion turned us into ponies and a baby dragon,” Dale/Pinkie said. “I smell a party.”

Just then, Rainbow Dash (the user) boarded the Rusty Train.

“A TRAIN WITH FILLED WITH BRONIES! LET ME SPAM YOU WITH MY LITTLE PONY VIDEOS!” Dash yelled.

Before he could, Steel/Rainbow Dash flew very fast, and nailed him in the crotch.


“DON’T WANNA GET THE CROCTH ROT, DO YA NOW BOI?” Reggie Steel/Spike laughed.

“THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT A FELLOW BRONY! NOW, LET ME PULL OUT MY COLLECTION OF PLUS-” Dash was then interrupted when LAT/Applejack charged at him, and began to rape him (pony style).

“EEEK! LET ME GO, YOU PEOPLE ARE INSAN-” Dash yelled as he fell dead to the ground.

“TAKE THIS!” LAT/Applejack yelled as he kicked his dead body off of the train, and then he proceeded to eat an apple. “You best be finding a cure Steelie boy.”

“I figured out how to make an antidote,” Steel/Rainbow Dash said as he pointed to the stuff needed for the cure. “But I’ll need help mixing.”

“I’ll help,” CF/Fluttershy said, but Rusty/Twilight had it covered.

Rusty/Twilight then lifted the things needed for the cure with his magic, and mixed them together to form the antidote. He spread it through the air and everybody was cured.

“I’ll admit, that was really fucked up, but fun," Dale said.

Just then, we saw LAT in the TV room, watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

“I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, THIS SHOW AIN’T HALF BAD!”

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Victims: psyduck and Dash
LAT becomes a brony.
Here is who everybody turned into (aside from Derren who didn't turn into anybody):

Rusty = Twilight Sparkle
LAT = Applejack
CF = Fluttershy
Dale = Pinkie Pie
Sassy = Rarity
Steel = Rainbow Dash
Reggie Steel = Spike

72. Community Mania

One day, Rusty let a wizard one the train. "Hello, Mr. Wilkerson. May I be of service to you?"
"Yes, i'd like too-"
The Wizard went into the body room and brought everyone back to life. "Teedle dee," he said before disappearing.

Rusty went to ask Dale if he knew anything about witchcraft.
"A wizard brought everyone back to life, ey? Sounds like the plot of some shitty movie."
"Yeah, kinda."
"I'd kinda feel sorry if such a story exists. It's obviously just an excuse for-"
"GOSH DARNIT DALE, THESE PARTY ANIMALS ARE STEALING MY TOOLS FROM THE TOOLSHED!" yelled an angry LAT.
"Wait, we have a toolshed? Something tells me you guys are making this up."
"No, seriously. There are living dead people in there."
"Ha! I'll believe it when I see it."
"I TELL YOU WHAT DALE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO UNUSUAL STUFF LIKE THIS."
"I am. Not bullshit though."
"It's not bullshit, it's rea-"
"You know what, I give up. This shit is getting too confusing. I mean, zombies invading a train of rapists? Puh-leese! I can't believe people have been viewing this for 72 episodes. It's bewildering."
"I kinda agree."
"What's even odder is the title of this one. Community Mania? The fuck does that have to do with zombies?"
"I honestly don't know."
"Yeah, me neither."
"Maybe it has to do with those Spongebob websites."
"Spongebob Community and Spongebuddy Mania? I can see that."
"Probably. Wonder what zombies had to do with it though."
"Maybe that the members had become zombies?"
"Probably not. I doubt any of the members act like zombies."
"Maybe some of them post gibberish."
"That would explain it."
"Hey, since we're basically discussing nothing here, what happened to those two crew members LobsterM and JohnDoe?"
"Oh, they died."
"How so?"
"Lobster I forget and JohnDoe went into another dimension or something."
"Oh, ok. What about Kendo?"
"He got killed by a giant dildo machine or something."
"Woah, weird."
"Yeah. We also ended up in the wacko world with pictures of creepy naked animals."
"Anyone got footage of this?"
"I'm pretty sure someone took pics."
"Yeah. Might have some. Will check later."
"Also, what happened to BobRoast?'
"Oh, he stopped having a major roll, so he got killed off."
"Crazy shit right there."
"Back on topic, I highly doubt all of this is real."
"I kinda agree. I think the writers are on something."
"So do I. But it's happened and we can prove it."
"Whatever."

"Guys, guys!" yelled Sassy.
"What, did your water break?"
"No. Far worse."
"What then?"
"The SBMers and the SBCers ended up killing Derren."
"Eh, he was becoming a background character anyway."
"What should I do with them?"
"Kill em all except for that Canadian one."
"Ok."

Alas, they were all killed except for that Canadian one.
And the Rusty train rolled on.

73. Clap That Ass

One day, a man named Clappy boarded the Rusty Train.

"Hi guys," Claps said. "I am the master of clapping."

"Hi Clappy," Steel Sponge said.

"You are the master of clapping, eh? Why not you demonstrate by slapping someone's ass?" Rusty asked.

"Ohh, sexual harassment! Sure!" Claps agreed.

He then slapped Sassy in the ass.

"That felt good boy," Sassy said.

"I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, THIS GUY LOOKS COOL!" LAT exclaimed.

"You a comedy wizard boi? I bet you can't outwit me in comedy," Reggie Steel said.

"but comedy is funnier?" SOF asked.

"Wait, what is SOF doing here?" Clappy asked.

"Oh, he was brought back in the previous episode. We'll keep him for when the show starts getting stale." Rusty said.

"Please don't tell me he is a crew member..." Sassy whined.

"Nah, he'll just be here to make lulzy comments here and then," Rusty said.

"GOSH DARNIT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HIM MAKE UNNEEDED COMMENTS!" LAT yelled.

"commente?" SOF wondered.

"Anyways boi...let's see who is funnier," Reggie Steel said.

Clappy and Reggie Steel got into a joke fight, and Reggie Steel won.

"Boi, nobody can outwit the comedy master," Reggie Steel said.

"Oh well, my material isn't all that great now," Clappy said.

"Hey pretty boy, have sex with me." Sassy said.

"Sure!" Clappy said.

They then went into a room, and Clappy banged Sassy. The two then came out.

"Probably the best thing I've ever done on this damned train!" Sassy said.

"You're free to go," Rusty said as he showed Clappy to the exit.

"..wait, i didn''t understand any of that?" SOF said.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Not the way I was expecting it to be, I didn't know I was going to be made out to be so badass.

Nice episode!

74. Mystery Rape Theater 3000

One day, a man named CDCB boarded on the Rusty Train and he began to ramble about animation.

"Hi guys. Anybody want these storyboards? They are only available for $5.99!"

"GOSH DARNIT DALE, WHO LET A SALESMAN ON THE TRAIN?!" LAT yelled.

"Salesman? I just like to sell storyboards. Anyways, how's the weather?" CDCB asked.

"I'll take one," CF said.

"Here you go-"

He then got banged in the head by a mallet, and LAT raped him.

"Aww, that guy seemed cool," Reggie Steel said.

"GOSH DARNIT, I DON'T LIKE SALESMEN!" LAT yelled as he tossed CDCB's body into the body room.

"Hey guys, this reminds me of the earlier episodes. You know....who wants to riff the Pilot of this show?" Rusty asked.

"riff? eh, it just needs more commentary and i'll be good," SOF commented.

"Why riff your own show?" Sassy asked.

"Boredom. Also because the earlier episodes were lulzy," Rusty said.

Everyone agreed.

"Alright then!" Rusty said. He put the tape in on the TV for "Rise of the Rusty Train".

___________________________________


Episode 1: Rise of The Rusty Train (pilot)

Sassy: This brings back memories.
Rusty: How this show has lasted this far is really a mystery.

It was a cold stormy night. Train "engineer" Rusty and his "crew", which included LAT, Sassy56, BobRoast, JohnDoe, LobsterM, were driving, looking for "passengers."

Steel Sponge: JohnDoe...now that brings back memories.
LAT: GOSH DARNIT YOU PUSSIES, RIFF IT, NOT COMMENT ON IT!
SOF: LATT is right.

Suddenly, a customer appeared.

Sassy: HOLY SHIT! A WILD CUSTOMER APPEARED!

"Hi im your host SOF talking with Jimmy Twoshoes here," the man said.

Rusty: Ah yes. The first ever victim was a Canadian man who liked Jimmy Two Shoes and had some mediocre grammar. A nice start to the show.
SOF: eh?
Reggie Steel: Flaw much? That boi don't look like a host!

"Uh...you got cash?" asked Rusty. The customer, named SOF, paid him the two fives he had in his wallet.

Sassy: ...In Canadian or American money?
Dale: That's a good question. Let's hope it's not crused money.

"So, what do you do for a living?" asked Rusty.
"I like Teletoon and KidsWb but I hate that 4Kids," he responded.

LAT: GOSH DARNIT, A 19 YEAR-OLD DOES THAT FOR A LIVING?!?
SOF: i also like P&F

"Hey, uh, we have regular weapon inspections. Take off your clothes."
"Ok."

Rusty: Wow, call me crazy, but I really don't know how everybody fell for it back then.
Steel Sponge: SOF probably has a "weapon inspection" in Canada.

"SCREAM LIKE DR.ROBOTNIK!" Yelled Rusty as he engaged in lewd activities with SOF.

SOF: eh? that is from my YT vid, lol
Steel Sponge: THE SOF REACTION!

"GOSH DARNIT, CAN YA KEEP IT DOWN!?!!?," yelled LAT. "IF YOUR GONNA RAPE SOMEONE, AT LEAST KEEP IT DOWN!"

LAT: GOSH DARNIT, I SOUNDED PRETTY GOOD BACK THEN!
CF: Cool.
SOF: but we need more commentary

"You...you killed him. Bastard," said Sassy56.

Dale: You dirty bastard!
Sassy: Seriously, nobody had a personality back then. I didn't get sassy until the 6th episode or so.
Steel Sponge: Why was Sassy upset he killed him? I thought she knew Rusty's goals.
Rusty: That's a good question. Sassy?
Sassy: I don't know, that is how the writers put it!
SOF: ok, can we please move on?

Rusty then proceeded to throw SOF's body out the window.

LAT: GOSH DARNIT, WHAT ABOUT THE BODY ROOM?!
Rusty: That didn't debut until the 3rd episode or so.

" disposing of the body," said JohnDoe.

Steel Sponge: I miss JohnDoe. Seriously, why the hell did the writers kill him off? Don't they know how to appeal to fans?
Rusty: They thought he wasn't needed. Then again, we don't really need CF either.
CF: Ahem.
Rusty: Whoops...uh...moving on...

"I add you to list of 10 killers," said BobRoast.

Dale: I can name 10 killers: Freeway Phantom, Doodler, Jack the Ripper, Jack the Stripper, Beer Man, Joe Ball, Karl Denke, Ted Bundy, Albert Fish and Gong Runbo. There I named 10 killers. What do I win?
Steel Sponge:
LAT: GOSH DARNIT, YOU'RE NOT JOHNDOE!
Steel Sponge: I know, and that is why I couldn't think of another prize.

And Rusty's reign of terror was about to begin.

Rusty: Trust me folks: It did.
Sassy: Finally, we're through this crappy pilot.

________________________________________

The tape finished.

"Ah, that brought back memories," Dale said.

"I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, THIS COULD BE A FLASHBACK EPISODE!" LAT said.

"it was good but needed more commentary," SOF said.

"Also, you'll be seeing another one of these next season, so there is much more riffing to come.. " Rusty said.

"That is if we get to Season 5..." Sassy said.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

Hilarious installment, Rusty Crew!

75. The All-Wet American Dream

One day, the Rusty Train picked up a rather colorful man. He was dressed in red, white, and blue. "Greetings, my fellow Americans. My name is James McHeal."
"And you're here why?" asked Rusty.
"To spread the American dream all over."
"I TELL YOU WHAT BOY, I LIKE THIS MAN AND HIS MESSAGE. IT'LL GET THEM DAMN WETBACKS OUTTA THE COUNTRY," said LAT.
"Ah yes, the immigration problem. I suggest turning these strange creatures into pureblood Americans."
"How?" asked Dale.
"WITH THE POWER OF SCIENCE! I HAVE WITH ME, A PLAGUE THAT WILL TURN EVERYONE AMERICAN! WOOO USA!"
"Not on this day," said Rusty, as he shot James.
"Well then, I will see you in AMERICUH."
"AMERICUH?"
"AMERICUH is a secret base, somewhere over the rainbow. Don't tell anyone or you're dead!"
Just as he said that, the bullet wound healed up.
"Sir, you cannot kill me. For I am a god."
"You are?"
"Nah, just fuckin' with ya."
"Oh."
"And that whole AMERICUH thing is fake too. Gotta admit though, I did a good job."
"That you did."
"The real James McHeal is nowhere to be found. No one's seen him since 1967. We believe him to be a victim of the Vietnam War."
"Alright then. So, uh, where are you going?"
"I'll be whereever. See yall later."
"kden."

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

76. Bullsex

One day, a female woman named LovelyLips boarded the train.

"Hi guys, I have an amazing discovery!" LovelyLips said.

"What did you discover? That you are on a train with rapists?" Steel Sponge asked.

"No silly! I discovered SpongeBob and Squidward are married!" LovelyLips declared.

"...wat?" SOF asked.

"Pictures or it didn't happen," Rusty said.

"I am telling the truth! They had baby squids!" LovelyLips yelled.

"Bullshit! Show me your pictures or I'll shoot ya," Dale said.

"i agree with dal," SOF said.

"You guys, I do have legitimate photos!" LovelyLips said as she pulled out a photo from her bag.

She showed it to everybody. They all gasped in horror.

"...What the fuck," Sassy yelled as she began to puke.

"YES! YOU FACED THE TRUTH! BUT THE WORLD MUST ALL KN-"

LAT then grabbed the photo and tossed it out the window.

"GOSH DARNIT, MY EYES SUFFERED ENOUGH RAPE!" LAT yelled.

"YOU MONSTER! I NEED EVERY PHOT-"

LAT then pushed her off the train.

"THE WORLD WILL KNOW, I HAVE PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FRO-"

Just then, the train ran her over.

"GOSH DARNIT, KNOCK THE CAPS RAPE OFF WHILE YOU ARE AT IT IN HELL!" LAT yelled.

And the Rusty Train rolled on.

77. A War Has Begun! OMJ vs. BAMF

One day, Rusty was bored. So he let some guy named OMJ on the train. "Ello. Take me to Hawaii, lil' bro."
"Alright."
Just as he said that, another person boarded the train. "WHO YOU CALLIN' LITTLE?!!??!" said the man. "MY NAME IS BAMF34, AND YOUR PUNY FACE IS GONNA GET PUNCHED IN!"
"You sure about that, dude?" said OMJ, as his muscles grew and his shirt ripped.
"COME AT ME, BRO!"
"HIYYYYYAA!"
As their muscles grew bigger and bigger, OMJ and BAMF battled. Lots of blood was spewn, and heads were blown up. Then, Derren (as a dead body) jumped in.
"HOYOYOYOOYOYO!" he yelled as he shot rocket from his stomach. OMJ, however, reflected the rockets, and Derren was killed. Then, OMJ and BAMF kept fighting.
Then Dale got an idea. He opened the hatch on the top of the train, and OMJ and BAMF flew away, fighting.
And the Rusty Train rolled on.

I had a feeling BAMF was going to make an appearance sooner or later.