Mr. Krabs and the Pirates

NOTE: This show is rated TV-14.

For:

V-gory violence
L-strong language
D-suggestive dialogue



Season 1:
Episode 1: Pirate Life


Episode 1: Pirate Life
Eugene Krabs had just finished high school. He had his Bikini Bottom High School diploma and didn't know what to do. One day, he sat outside his house, waiting for a bus to take him to Shell Beach City. But a gigantic pirate ship rattled along. Eugene was taken aback at the ship.

"EH! You wanna join the SS Lightning Seas? You look muscular, krabby!" a fish shouted from the deck.
Eugene saw his chance. He replied by saying YES!

"Well they haul yourself aboard my lad! You shall be known as Redshell from now on! I'm Greentooth, the captain. That's Bluefang, Capn' Kill, Thunderfish, and Longshash. We'll be pickin up more recruits! Take your stuff down to your cabin!

Redshell wobbled down and found his room. Suddenly the ship splashed into the water and was sailing.

"This is awesome!" Eugene said.



























Episode 1: Pirate Life[i][u]

Episode 2a: Setting Sail

Mr. Krabs was having a great time. Longbeard was an excellent captain and all the pirates were loyal to him. Mr. Krabs loved it all. Soon, they were going to set sail and Mr. Krabs was getting a bit scared. As the ship entered the sea, Mr. Krabs raced back down to him cabin. Longbeard then followed him and talked to him about a pirates' life. All of the pirates had experienced what Mr. Krabs was feeling. Even Longbeard! So Mr. Krabs went back on deck and took in the salty sea air!! Greenbeard told Mr. Krabs to come over. He did and Greenbeard and him had an excellent time. Mr. Krabs was then offically promoted to Redbeard. Redbeard (Mr. Krabs) and Greenbeard were now best friends!

Episode 2b: The Halloween Party
It was Halloween night. Everyone on the SS Pirate was going to have a great time. That is, until a giant wave crashed into the ship and flipped it over. Everyone then raced to the bottom and escaped. They flipped it back over and had an awesome bash! There was punch, games, and looting! They stopped at Old Cove and had some Halloween fun with the old pirates! They then all raced back onto the ship with the old pirates shouting at them. Redbeard remembered that night for a long time.

NOTE: THIS SHOW IS OFFICIALLY CANCELLED. THERE WILL BE NO MORE EPISODES.

Lies, lies and more lies. >=O