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Former TV.com viewers/readers may remember me and my series of "Total Cartoon Island" from TV.com, and while I DID initially like posting my episodes on that website, the site on the "Spongebob Squarepants" forum topics has become a ghost town, and there's no thrill in posting there anymore. So I'm moving operations from TV.com to this website, but just so that potentially new readers/viewers aren't confused, instead of picking up from my newest episode, I feel that I should start at the beginning. Fortunately, in the spirit of "Dragonball GT," I've decided that in a special twist, I will gloss over the first 11 episodes of "Total Cartoon Island" via way of the recap episode of "Dragonball GT" called "A Grand Problem," where the beginning, not as exciting early episodes are condensed and therefore, made more exciting. This is a hybrid brand new/old recap episode of episodes I've already written, featuring the characters that have already left the game show and the challenges that have already occurred. This is an alternate way of presenting the events of Episode 11, as this recap episode will set up the action for all of the future episodes of my series to follow. Also, if I feel the need to, I may tweak some parts of some episodes in order to make certain characters more themselves and not parodies of "Total Drama" characters. Consider calling the following story idea: Episode 11 Redux! Edit: Fixed some paragraph spacing issuues. (NOTE: TV series is rated TV-G, for General Audiences Everywhere.)

"The Greatest Game Show On Earth!" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Welcome to a special recap episode of Total Cartoon Island, a cartoon reality game show featuring your favorite Nicktoons, especially characters from "Spongebob Squarepants." This game show started with 22 contestants split into two teams with 11 contestants for each team. Their goal is simple. The teams are competing against each other for a chance to win $150,000 in cash money, and lets face the facts; most of them will probably blow that money in the week. While the goal is simple, the obstacles put between the contestants and their chances to win the $150,000 are anything BUT easy! The two teams have to face hard challenges for invincibility, in order to avoid the elimination ceremony, and from walking the dreaded Dock of Shame. Already we've had 9 contestants eliminated, 2 contestants return, 1 contestant eliminated a SECOND time, and a NEW contestant join after the game had already started! But don't take MY word for it! Listen to the contestants themselves as they reminisce in this upcoming episode of "Total Cartoon Island!"" (Festive music plays and snow falls over the opening sequence for this Christmas episode only.) Camp Nickelodeon is all decorated for Christmas, as there are wreathes, ribbons, holly, angels, LED blinking lights, tinsel, popcorn string, mistletoe, ornaments, and snow as far as the eye can see. Sniz announces over the loudspeaker to wake all the campers up! Sniz says: "Listen up campers! Be sure to dress warm today! It's the season for giving and the giving will start in the cafeteria in 10 minutes! / I'm glad you're all here. I know you campers have some differences with each other, but I'm asking you to put that aside for now. Because this is going to be a happy challenge, especially for a bunch of lucky orphans! You see, Camp Nickelodeon believes in making dreams come true. And today, you'll be making 1,000 dreams come true. In this challenge, all you have to do is wrap up all the gifts in the cafeteria, and sort them out to where they are going. Then using the naughty or nice list, you'll have to determine whether someone deserves a gift, or if it should go to someone else. Whichever team does the best job overall wins invincibility for their team, as well as their favorite Christmas presents as a bonus! The losers will send someone home!"

(Confessional) Ren says: "I was hoping for something special, but nobody sent ME a Christmas card this year! I almost wish that there were no holiday season! I already know I'm not the most popular cartoon around! Why does there have to be a holiday season to emphasize it? It could always be worse, though. I could've ended up like Roger Plotz." (Flashback.) Ren narrates: "It was the first challenge we had. We had to jump off a cliff into shark infested waters, than put together a good hot-tub. My team of the Screaming Cats did an excellent job of working together. But the Killer Beavers were another story. They sucked royally, and were originally considering sending either Treeflower of Chuckie Finster home. Until Roger Plotz opened his big mouth." (Roger: "I just don't get why we lost! I mean, THEIR team is the one with six girls! Everyone knows that boys are better and superior to girls. My dad says I should help out the girls, in case they can't keep up!") Ren says: "Needless to say, THAT comment didn't sit well with the female contestants on the Killer Beavers, and Roger Plotz was the first contestant sent packing." (End flashback.) Ren says: "To make a long story short, I'm sure glad I'm not THAT guy!" / Spongebob says: "I love the winter, because I can catch snowflakes on my tongue, and its fun! One thing that WASN'T fun though, was watching Helga G. Patacki lose." (Flashback.) Spongebob narrates: "After a grueling run and an intense eat-off, Sniz expected us to keep our will strong by NOT falling asleep. I didn't worry, because I thought our team could and WOULD dominate. Thankfully, my friend, my girl pal Sandy Cheeks with her brains and her endless wits, would see to it that our team was going to win no matter HOW tired any of us got. Even after I finally succumbed to slumber, Sandy Cheeks prevailed and we won another challenge. But there was trouble at the Killer Beavers campsite. Helga G. Patacki was freaking out about her cell phone missing, and she accused her teammates of stealing it. But as it turns out, Helga had actually dropped her cell phone at the camp site, and Angelica Pickles found it. While Helga admitted that she made a mistake, it didn't sit well with her teammates, and she became the second contestant eliminated. In the seventh episode, when we all had to face our worst fears, Helga tried to make a comeback as a contestant who had a chance to be reinstated as a prize for the winning team. She tried to intimidate her teammates into making SURE they won, but Reggie lost it for the Killer Beavers, so Helga was sent packing again with my best friend, Patrick Star." (End flashback.)

Spongebob says: "I'll tell you one thing, it was a REAL shame to lose Patrick. I wonder if he's doing well at the place where the Boat of Losers ended up taking him?" / Jimmy says: "The snow needs sugar." / Treeflower says: "I actually think it is much too early. I NEVER eat DECEMBER snowflakes. I always wait until January." / Jimmy says: "Still, I think the snow looks all right to me." / Reggie says: "Incidentally, I know how Ren feels all about this Christmas business, Getting depressed and everything. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of toys, or a bicycle or clothes, or something like that. What I really want is real estate. One thing I DON'T want is to see Daggett again! He was SO annoying, that I'm not even going to BOTHER flashing back to his elimination episode. The only good thing about that episode was that we got a new team-mate in Bunny." / Patty says: "I wonder if I can contact Santa Claus with this Confessional. I think that I'll try it! Dear Santa Claus, how have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been EXTRA good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want. (Pulls out list) Please note the size and color of each gift, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself and just send money, preferably in $10's and $20's. All I want is what I've got coming to me, like my boyfriend, Doug Funny. I lost him in the ninth episode after the Expression challenge where Doug was eliminated, and now I want Doug back. All I want is my fair share." / Norbert says: "Let's face it. We all know Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by the same people who promote Easter and St. Patrick's Day you know." / Lil says: "Do you know what would make this Christmas perfect? A great big shiny aluminum Christmas tree! Maybe painted pink! That would REALLY bring Christmas close to a person!" / Rocko says: "Australia is one of the few countries I know of where Christmas takes place during the summer. I wonder if that Aang guy from "Avatar, the Last Airbender" celebrates Christmas? He wasn't even on my team, but I think Angelica messed up his talent performance in the talent challenge in the fifth episode, leading to Aang's elimination. I'm keeping my eye on Angelica." / Suzie says: "Personally, I prefer to celebrate Kwanzaa myself. But Christmas is a good holiday to. Chuckie Finster would agree with me if he were still here, until he decided to be an attention hog liar and fake an injury in order to get out of the challenge. I'm glad we eliminated THAT jerk after the Skull Island challenge!" / Sandy says: "I've got a good feeling about this challenge. I think the Screaming Cat's can win this one. Now that Phoebe's Tiki Idol is no longer cursing our team to Phoebe's elimination in the Cooking challenge, there's nothing to stop the Screaming Cats from going all the way to the top!" / Stimpy says: "It's all about the magic! You've just got to believe in yourself and your team. And I believe in all of them! Even Ren! He might have been eliminated once, but I don't think he's going to get eliminated again!"

(Flashback.) Stimpy Narrates: "Both teams had to compete in a baseball challenge. At first, things were looking good. The Killer Beavers had no sport talent save for Reggie and Otto Rocket, while Ren and I were dominating the game. But then Otto busted out a really TRICKY technique, and got their team back in the game! But it ended up being Jimmy Neutron who made the last out, causing our team to lose! Ren lost his patience and snapped at all of our teammates who didn't perform as well as Ren and myself. Of course, Ren realized he messed up and I tried to apologize on his behalf, but it wasn't enough at the time. Ren was voted off, but he finally got the opportunity to redeem himself in the seventh episode when we all faced our worst fears. Ren Hoek was to be the Screaming Cats prize as a contestant we could reinstate should our team win the challenge. Ren had learned to become a calm, nicer dog and was no longer freaking out as he had in that one unfortunate moment. With Ren's help, our team won the challenge, allowing Ren to get back in the game." (End flashback.) Stimpy says: "As long as Ren is on a team with me, I feel as though I can accomplish anything!" (End confessional)

Sniz says: "Starting at 8 AM, you have 10 hours to do all the wrapping and sorting. I hope the best team wins this challenge. On your marks, get set, (Jingle!) go!" And the two teams begin their packing! Ren, Spongebob, Patty, Lil, Rocko, Suzie, Sandy, and Stimpy all turn out to be good gift wrappers, and they make good decisions about who should get the Christmas gifts! Jimmy and Bunny waste time with inventions that do more harm then good when wrapping the Christmas presents, Reggie's clumsiness slows down the wrapping of the Christmas gifts, Otto and Angelica don't even try, Treeflower and Norbert only do okay. So at 6 PM, it's time for Sniz to decide which team has done the better job. Sniz says: "The Screaming Cats, you win! You've wrapped 642 gifts and correctly sorted out gifts for 96% of them! Killer Beavers, you lose since you wrapped only 358 gifts and only correctly sorted out 32% of them. So one of you Killer Beavers will be HOME for Christmas!" / At the bonfire, the Killer Beavers are facing judgment. Sniz says: "In addition to getting a marshmallow, you will also get hot cocoa to enjoy for this Christmas vote-off. I've got 7 campers but only 6 marshmallows. When I call your name, come up to claim a marshmallow. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow must immediately go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave. And you can never come back, EVER! Rocko, Norbert, Treeflower, Reggie, Otto. Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening.

(Dramatic music plays.) Jimmy. Sorry Bunny, it looks like you have to hop on the bunny trail back home." Bunny says: "I would've done SO much better if this was an Easter competition!" And he jumps to the Boat of Losers. Sniz says: "The rest of you are safe, for tonight." (Confessional) Otto says: "I don't wonder what Angelica is going to get for Christmas, I KNOW! She's going to get coal because she's been a MEAN little lady! There's no way that she's NOT on the Naughty list! At least I'm honest with others, so I think there's a good chance I could get something good this year. One can always hope." (End confessional) Episode Notes: The Screaming Cats win, and Bunny from "The Angry Beavers" is eliminated.

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Next Time make your paragraphs either 1. shorter or 2. seperated from each other, because nobody is going to read over that entire thing, as it's just too damn long

o.o Big wall of text...hurts my eyes..

SBlover95 wrote:Next Time make your paragraphs either 1. shorter or 2. seperated from each other, because nobody is going to read over that entire thing, as it's just too damn long

Oh shuit, hand it *slaps Sblover's hand*

SBlover95 wrote:Next Time make your paragraphs either 1. shorter or 2. seperated from each other, because nobody is going to read over that entire thing, as it's just too damn long

Your post is awesome! You are my new friend

I actually read all of it, and it was pretty painful. I agree that you should fix that. And what was up with "Episode Quotes: Look above!"? That just seemed very unnecessary to me.

Wait, is this the spin off that he's been writing for two years?

4EverGreen wrote:"The Greatest Game Show On Earth!"

Yeah right.

P.S, I'm not a true believer.

Steel Sponge wrote:P.S, I'm not a true believer.

If one more person says that, I swear to God I will go ballistic.

Wumbology wrote:

Steel Sponge wrote:P.S, I'm not a true believer.

If one more person says that, I swear to God I will go ballistic.

Im not a true believer of tat Wumbo, because it's not as bad as someof the other things we've said to 4EverVirgin.

Here is the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island." I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. "When the Going Gets Tough..." Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, it was the holiday rush and the two teams had to compete against each other to wrap up presents and determine who was nice or naughty. The Screaming Cats proved that their run of bad luck was over and dominated the game with their gift-wrapping expertise. And The Killer Beavers had to send someone home, so it was sayonara to big boy Bunny and his funny rabbit antics. As hard as the previous challenges have been, THIS challenge might be their toughest yet! And you'll see just how tough it is on this episode of Total Cartoon Island!"

In the morning, Sandy Cheeks is impressing Spongebob Squarepants with her athletic prowess! Spongebob says: "So you REALLY got a medal for bravery in the face of bear danger?!" Sandy says: "Shuckins, yeah! I owe it all to my California cousin Rocky Knees!" (Flashback, drawn in a crude animated fashion.) Sandy says: "Two years ago, Rocky took me hiking out in the forests outside of Yosemite National Park so I could prove myself worthy of the Independent Squirrel Survival Course. But we found something unexpected when we ran into a colossal grizzly! If you saw him, you would've thought he was 10 feet high if he was a foot, and he growled his terrible grizzly roar, RAWR! Rocky & I knew what we had to do. It was us, or the bear. So we grabbed our shotgun and took aim. We had nothing against the bear; it was raw survival of the wild. We pulled the trigger and BLAM! One shot was all it took to fell the great beast! We took his blood and marked ourselves with it to honor his spirit." (End flashback.) Sandy says: "It was a good death." Spongebob says: "If you can survive something like THAT, these challenges must mean NOTHING to you!" Sandy says: "Not Really!"

Then a loud voice booms in the sky and says: "ATTENTION! PUNY MORTALS! PREPARE TO BOW DOWN TO THE WRATH OF THE GREAT TRAINER! THE EPITOME OF MUSCLE AND MIGHT--(Clouds swirl in a storm formation and lightning falls out of the sky as all the campers rush out to see what is happening, and a familiar figure magically appears out of the lightning bolt.)--JORGEN VON STRANGLE!!!!" Jimmy Neutron says: "Say, I know who you are! You're acquaintances with Timmy Turner from Dimmsdale, aren't you?!" Jorgen, with his trademark German accent says: "Not only that, but I am also the boss of all the Fairies in Fairy World, and charged with making sure that the Pixies and the Anti-Fairies never take control over that world, and I am a great boss!"

Stimpy says: "Well, where are Sniz and Fondue?" Jorgen says: "Sniz is taking this challenge off to focus on his writing skills, and Fondue is earning his pilot's license, so they asked me to be in charge of this challenge! And all you WIMPS will be in for the hardest test of your LIVES! You've been having it far too easy with all these PUNY challenges! I've got a REAL challenge for you that will test your endurance as campers! I'm not going to lie to you, a lot of you won't complete this challenge, and that's the point! I've made this challenge so hard, it's going to make all but one camper quit! The last camper, who doesn't quit my unbelievably hard Fairy themed challenges, wins invincibility for their team! To signify you are quitting, you must ring my magical fairy bell of shame! Your 1st test; will be to hold up Magic Fairy Canoes!"

(Confessional) Ren says: "Okay. Whoever had the sick, twisted idea to let Jorgen Von McCrazy be in charge of this challenge, I must admit, I'm a little bit impressed!" / Reggie says: "My dad told me I should be lifting weights, he said. I should be doing more to tone my muscles, he said. That I shouldn't be surfing and skating all my free time, he said. But would I listen? NO! I just HAD to be Little Miss Popular of Ocean Shores, California!" / Otto says: "In addition to being a pretty radical skater and surfer, I've taken time out from my past 2 summers to tone up my abs, my gluteus maximus, my hamstrings, and my various arm muscles. Sure, Reggie may have become a better surfer than me thanks to all that time I spent at the gym, but it looks like for once, one of MY ideas paid off!" / Norbert says: "I may not look it, but Beavers are a lot stronger then they look! We can carry objects 10 times denser and 10 times heavier then our own body weight, whereas if you compare it with a human, they're lucky if they can carry 1 time their own body weight! We've got this challenge in the bag!" (End confessional)

The campers are motioned to the Magic Fairy Canoes. While not very big, they prove to be heavy thanks to their magical nature, and Jorgen has designed it so that the Screaming Cat's canoe would have proportional weight strain for their 8 campers compared to the Killer Beaver's 6 campers. The challenge endures for hours, because neither team wants to be the first to have a quitter. Norbert says: "Jimmy, having a hard time HOLDING UP?!" Jimmy sarcastically says: "Ha, that's VERY funny! When we're done, remind me to fake another laugh!" Treeflower says: "Everybody knows you're the weakest remaining physically. Just quit so we can be done with this stupid challenge!" Jimmy says: "No way! I've got brain power, and you do NOT want to mess with MY IQ! Do you know how many villains I've defeated with my cranial capacity?" Rocko says: "No. How many?" Jimmy says: "18! And that's not counting the entire Yolkian empire OR Cindy Vortex!" Treeflower says: "If you're so smart, then YOU come up with a way to make the other team lose!"

(Confessional) Jimmy says: "Norbert and Treeflower get on my nerves SO much, all they ever do is make fun of my short stature, my big hair, or my lack of big muscles! It's not the fact that I'm not physically endowed that bothers me; it's their ridiculing of MY genius! And when it comes to a reality game show, the last time I checked, brains beat brawn every time, hands down! I WON'T be the one who lets my team down! And if my team DOES lose, Treeflower is SO going to get it!" (End confessional) The hours have elapsed, but the campers still stand strong. Finally, at 5 PM, Patty breaks down and says: "I just can't do this anymore. I've lost all the feeling in my arms!" Angelica says: "Patty, don't do it!" But she rings the bell with her head, and both teams drop the canoes with exhaustion! Jorgen says: "The 1st test is done! We have our 1st quitter! Now listen Patty, you've got absolutely NOTHING to be ashamed about--EXCEPT FOR BEING THE BIG FAT CRYBABY THAT LET HER TEAM DOWN! As for the rest of you, report to the cafeteria in 30 minutes. You've got another test at 1900 hours!"

(Confessional) Lil says: "Jorgen Von Strangle is SO crazy! After straining our arms for 8 hours, he expected us to eat garbage out of the trash cans for nutritional value. He said that was done in war times and you had to take what you could find. Like HE would know! He was SO never in a real war!" / Rocko says: "I figure it helps to pace myself. As long as I don't over-extend myself during these challenges, I should be okay and make it through this challenge stronger and wiser from the experience. I just have to keep my mind focused on these tests!" (End confessional)

The next test begins at 7 PM right on the dot, with Jorgen Von Strangle leading the remaining campers in a Fairy-themed dance challenge to the tune of Chip Skylark's "My Shiny Teeth and Me" being looped on a CD player. At 9 PM, Ren Hoek says: "I've had ENOUGH of this nonsense!" And he walks over and turns the CD player off! Stimpy says: "Ren! What are you doing?!" Ren says: "It's simple! I drop out, and we're done for the day!" Jorgen yells: "YOU'RE DONE WHEN I SAY YOU ARE DONE! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50 PUSH-UP'S, PRIVATE!" Ren mutters: "My health insurance had better cover this stress on my Chihuahua heart!" Jorgen says: "Has anybody got anything else to say?" Sandy says: "Yeah. When can we use the restroom? (Scene cuts to Sandy in an apron and with a mop and a bucket of water) Okay, this wasn't what I expected."

With Ren having quit, the rest of the campers are taken into the cafeteria for the next challenge. Jorgen says: "Your next test is very simple. You have 3 hours to write a 500 word essay describing how much you love ME, Jorgen Von Strangle as the resident tough fairy boss of Fairy World! If any of you fall asleep or fail to complete your reports, you will be eliminated!" So 180 minutes elapse. In that time, Reggie is eliminated for falling asleep, and Spongebob is eliminated for failing to complete the essay. At Midnight, Jorgen uses his magic to quickly scan the essay's to make sure the remaining campers followed procedure. But one essay catches his attention. Jorgen reads: "I like Jorgen Von Strangle Very, very, very, very...this is just one long sentence spread over 3 pages with a bunch of VERY'S between the beginning and the end!" Otto says: "My report IS 500 words exactly! You can count the words, if you want." Jorgen says: "Do you WANT to run 20 laps around the campground?!" Treeflower answers: "No he doesn't! He wants to go to bed RIGHT now, DON'T you, Otto?" Otto says: "And what's eating you, all of the sudden?" Treeflower says: "He WANTS you to quit! Don't give him any reasons to make him want to make you quit even more!" Otto says: "It's not MY fault I don't know what to say about Jorgen, I barely even know him!"

Jimmy says: "You know, Treeflower. I could solve this competition dilemma with some inventions that would give us an unbeatable edge in these tests!" Treeflower sarcastically says: "Oh sure! Jeopardize our chances of winning with another invention that inevitably back-fires!" Jimmy says: "All of my inventions don't BACKFIRE! There was Goddard, the Time Pincher, the Life Elixir, the Jimmy Android, Brobot, my super strength medicine, and all my countless toaster conversions!" Treeflower says: "Jimmy, this is one simple way you can help." Jimmy says: "And what would you like me to do to help?" Treeflower yells: "DON'T! This is one challenge where our team can't afford disasters, you idiot!" (Confessional) Jimmy says: "Treeflower thinks that she can outsmart me. NOBODY can outsmart James Isaac Neutron, and NOBODY calls ME an IDIOT! Personally, I'm against wars, but if Treeflower wants to do battle with me and play ROUGH, then I'm happy to oblige her!" (End confessional)

The next test is BEYOND brutal! Jorgen says: "This is a grand achievement in Fairy fitness! My Magical Fairy Obstacle Course! Filled with the most magical and dangerous objects in all of Fairy World! They won't kill you, but if you touch any of the objects, or if you fail to complete the course in 30 minutes, you will be eliminated! So, START RUNNING!" All of the campers strain to keep their stamina up, and they all have a bit of trouble on parts of the course. Having to climb tall cacti, walk on a plank over thin ice while avoiding electric axes, swing on a rope avoiding snapping sea monsters, and jump through a giant pair of scissors and flaming tire wheels, and crawl through mud while avoiding swinging sword blades. Suzie Carmichael is eliminated when an electric ax touches her, Otto Rocket is eliminated when he gets stuck in the mud and can't move, and Jimmy is finally eliminated when a sea monster bites him! Only Norbert, Treeflower, Rocko, Stimpy, Lil, Angelica, and Sandy Cheeks remain. Jorgen says: "We are finally down to 7 campers! Time for the final test! This will determine the ultimate winner!" /

The remaining campers are presented with a magical Fairy Tree. Jorgen says: "This is the last test of endurance for you! You will climb up this tree and then hang upside down on it! The last camper who doesn't fall off the tree wins the challenge! There is no time limit! It will last until all but one camper quits! Campers, climb!" And the challenge endures into early morning. Norbert is the first to fall off the tree due to fatigue, nausea, and dizziness. Angelica says: "This is SO not good for my hair! I'm popular and I can't have my hair looking as though I have fallen out of bed in a hurricane!" Lil says: "Why not? It's fun! Do you want to know something else that is fun?!" Angelica says: "Why do you even THINK that I would want to listen to you?! UGH! I've had enough, I quit!" And she jumps off to land on the ground, but she is unexpectedly semi-crushed when Stimpy unexpectedly falls down on her when he loses his grip! Angelica says: "Get OFF of ME, you clumsy cat!" Ren says: "Way to GO, Stimpy!" Treeflower laughs: "That is TOO funny! I can't...its breathtaking! I can't--(slips off the tree)--I'm sorry! I can't help it! It's too much!" Jimmy says: "Nice concentration, NOT!" Treeflower says: "At least I lasted longer than you! You're in no position to threaten me!" Jimmy says: "You're not exactly the most popular around here you know!" Treeflower says: "You bet I am! Norbert says that he is MADLY in love with me! We've been making out heavily these past few weeks. He even gave me my first kiss after the 3rd challenge. It was WONDERFUL! And the love we share is something that YOU will never know nerd-for-brains!" And as Treeflower walks away, Jimmy menacingly says: "I will NOT be IGNORED!!!!" Sandy says: "You can jump if you want to Lil. I'm a squirrel. I can hang here all day." Rocko says: "Well I come from down under. And I LIVE for the head rush! Has your fur always been orange? Ooh." And he finally falls off the tree. Sniz finally comes on-screen and says: "And it's all over! Since Sandy Cheeks can hang on the tree until we get to Kingdom Come, Sandy and the Screaming Cats are the winners!"

Spongebob says: "You did it Sandy! You're the ultimate champion!" Jorgen says: "You've got a lot of spunk for a squirrel. If you were a fairy, you would definitely be a decorated lieutenant in my unit." Sandy says: "Thank you...I think." Jorgen says: "You're welcome Sandy, you're very welcome!" / That night, the Killer Beavers are facing judgment again. Sniz says: "You've all cast your votes via the secret ballot box. There are 6 campers, but there are only 5 marshmallows. After I call your name, come claim a marshmallow. And the camper, who doesn't receive 1, will be sent onto the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers which will leave the Island forever. And that means you can never come back, EVER! Norbert, Rocko, Otto, Reggie. Campers, this IS the Final marshmallow of the evening. (Dramatic music plays. Treeflower is looking confidant while Jimmy looks unsure.)

Jimmy." Treeflower screams: "WHAT?! YOU PICK THE WEAK GEEK OVER ME?!" Sniz says: "Yes, yes, it's always a shocker when someone gets the boot-off." Norbert says: "That's not POSSIBLE! I know for a fact there were at least 3 of us who didn't vote her off!" Treeflower says: "Norbert is right! I DEMAND a recount!" Sniz snaps his fingers and says: "Fondue, help me help Treeflower to the boat." And as they drag her to the boat, she's kicking and screaming. Treeflower yells: "I do NOT CONCEDE! Let me GO! I was THIS TEAM'S ONLY HOPE! I was an ACTUAL COUNSELOR IN TRAINING! You'll hear from my attorney on this!" As the boat pulls away, Norbert runs toward Treeflower and says: "Wait! I want you to have something, catch!" And Norbert throws a wooden heart to Treeflower, and she asks: "What is it?" Norbert says: "It's a heart representing our love! I gnawed it myself! I'm going to stay, play, and win, for BOTH of us!" Treeflower says: "Oh, I love your carving! I love you! I promise to wait for you until the game is over!" And Norbert waves a tearful good-bye. Meanwhile, Jimmy looks bitterly at the marshmallow.

(Flashback, confessional) Jimmy takes a device and says: "So Treeflower, you doubt the power of MY inventions?! You think it's funny to make fun of ME?! (Zaps the Secret Ballot Box) Let's see how funny YOU think my inventions are now that my text changer has changed all the votes in this box to primarily vote YOU off!" (End flashback and confessional) Jimmy says: "Payback is SO sweet!" / Episode Notes: The Screaming Cats win. Treeflower is eliminated, but Jimmy altered the votes so that SHE would be voted off!

ExKizuna wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Steel Sponge wrote:P.S, I'm not a true believer.

If one more person says that, I swear to God I will go ballistic.

Im not a true believer of tat Wumbo, because it's not as bad as someof the other things we've said to 4EverVirgin.

Well yeah, but you haven't said those things eighty times like you have with this "true believer" nonsense.

Anyway, I enjoyed this episode far more than the previous one, mostly because it was broken up into smaller paragraphs and therefore easier on the eyes. I also liked the conflict between Jimmy and Norbert/Treeflower, and SpongeBob failing to complete his essay was a nice allusion to Procrastination. Keep it up!

Thank you, Wumbology, here's my next episode installment now! "Change of Heart" Sniz is on the Dock and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, Jorgen Von Strangle decided to put the campers through their paces by making them endure Fairy boot camp. For most of them, the training was brutal, but they endured the best way they knew how, determined to win. In the end, Sandy Cheeks proved she was Texas tough and gave the Screaming Cats a solid win. When the Killer Beavers had to eliminate somebody, everything seemed normal until Treeflower was suddenly and unexpectedly voted off. The Killer Beavers smelled a rat among their ranks, and it was later discovered retro-actively, Jimmy Neutron had altered the votes to get Treeflower out of the game for making fun of his inventions. And in retrospect, that seems really unfair. But what are you going to do? Treeflower's gone, and there is nothing that can get her back in the game. But is something going to happen that will give Jimmy Neutron a change of heart about the things he's done? Find out on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon Island!"

Around the campfire circle, Sniz has gathered all the cartoon campers together, to announce his next challenge to them. Sniz says: "I thought of something totally original for you to do today. Some campers here are in love, others aren't, and others still are afraid to admit their true feelings for somebody else. So for the theme of this challenge, I have decided to call it: A Change of Heart! All campers will be paired off into 7 groups of 2. Now, since there are 13 campers, one camper will be pairing off with me. It is time to hear your partners for this challenge. Ren will be with Stimpy, Otto Rocket will be with Angelica Pickles, Reggie Rocket will be with Rocko, Jimmy Neutron will be with Suzie Carmichael, Norbert will be with Patty Mayonnaise, and Sandy Cheeks will be with Spongebob Squarepants, which means Lil Deville will be with me. The rules for this challenge are very simple and are as follows.

You will all be taking turns with each other discussing your love lives with each other. Discussing what you're proud of, what you're not proud of, and what you'd do differently if you had another chance. When you're done with your discussions, your partner will have to decide if they have a change of heart about you. If they forgive you, then you win a point for your team. In the unlikely but possible event of a tied score, I'll use my point to determine the winner based on what you discussed with each other and which team did the better job of discussing your honest feelings for each other. Each person has 10 minutes maximum to discuss their feelings. At the end of 140 minutes, judgment will be handed down on which team did the better job. I wish both teams the best of luck on this challenge." /

Norbert and Patty Mayonnaise decide to go first, and they take their turn in the Screaming Cat's cabin. Norbert says: "I have never loved another woman the way I love Treeflower. What I like about her is the way she looks, the sound of her voice when she sings, and she has such a great personality. What I'm not proud of is that sometimes, I can be a little self-absorbed. I think of myself as being a lot smarter than other creatures even if I'm not, I tease Daggett probably more than I should, and I sometimes pride my appearance more than the content of my character. What I'd do differently if I had a chance, is to tell Daggett I love him as my younger brother more often, remind myself that other creatures besides me have feelings to, and not be as reluctant to get a haircut, even if it means having the entire pelt below my neck shaved off again." Patty Mayonnaise says: "Well, you've certainly made some mistakes. But you're honest enough to you what you have done and what you should do in the future. And I believe that you're the kind of guy who wants to do the right thing. So I forgive you." And Norbert wins a point.

Patty Mayonnaise says: "What I'm proud of is that I have a crush on Doug Funny. Doug Funny is...well, funny. And he has a clever wit. He has a good taste in rock and roll, and has such a clever imagination. The only thing I can think of that might be a detriment to me is that I have a bit of a competitive spirit. What I'd do differently, is I would've told Doug Funny that I loved him a lot sooner than I did." Norbert says: "Well, you're nice and very honest. I believe that you know when you have a good thing on your hands. So I decide to forgive you." And Patty Mayonnaise wins a point to, tying the score 1-1.

Otto Rocket and Angelica Pickles are the next campers scheduled to talk to each other. Angelica says: "I've got nothing to say to you!" Otto says: "Why? Do you have some skeletons in the closet you don't want others to know about?" Angelica says: "I'm already perfect. There are no blemishes on my resume and there is nothing that I'm ashamed of." Otto says: "Do you expect me to believe that? Besides, I can't forgive you if you don't admit that you feel badly about something." Angelica says: "Are you saying that you're going to forgive me and give me a point if I admit to doing something imperfectly?" Otto says: "It couldn't hurt your chances." Angelica says: "Fine. The only reason I bullied Chuckie Finster, Lil Deville, and get into catfights with Suzie Carmichael when I was younger is that I like to be the center of attention positive or otherwise. I'm not proud of the fact other people think I'm mean, but I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of apologizing to them. I honestly wouldn't do anything differently." Otto says: "As much as I love aggressive women such as yourself, I can't forgive you." Angelica says: "But you said--!" Otto says: "I said that your admission couldn't hurt your chances. Besides, we both know that you wouldn't have given me a point. I just wanted you to admit something on camera to an entire viewing world." Angelica Pickles says: "You think you're so smart, don't you, Rocket Boy?!" Otto says: "I outsmarted you, didn't I?" The round ends in a draw.

Sandy Cheeks and Spongebob Squarepants are the 3rd team to take their turn. Spongebob says: "I'm a pretty happy individual. I love just about everybody, not to say I'm in love with everybody. But I always make it a point to be nice to everyone, because that's my honest nature, and I feel like I need to always be honest about my nature. My only regret is I have loved things that were maybe irrational to love. Odd things that I have loved are a Bubble Buddy, a spatula, and a Krabby Patty. Those are all things I have loved irrationally without good reason. If I had the chance to do things over again, I'd look for some real friendships from an actual person then resort to an imaginary partnership." Sandy Cheeks says: "Spongebob, you're odd. We both know that. But you're so nice, that you would NEVER be insincere about anything if you didn't have to. And for that, I forgive you." With that, Spongebob Squarepants wins a point!

Sandy says: "Before you, I never had a relationship on land. My main hobbies were doing karate, weight-lifting, studying science/astronomy, and inventing. I guess my regret is that I might focus too much on improving science and not having a social life unless it involves doing something active. If I had the chance to do something over again, I'd try to relax more often and take things a little easier." Spongebob says: "You have a competitive nature. It's natural for you to want to be active. But since you're willing to do different things, I'm willing to believe in you. I forgive you." And Sandy wins a point to! The score is now 3-1 in the Screaming Gopher's favor!

The 4th team to take their turn is Reggie Rocket and Rocko. Rocko says: "It goes without saying that I love my mom and dad, my relatives back home, all my Aussie friends in the wild outback; Alice Springs this shout-out is for you! My friends in O-Town, Heffer and his family, Filburt and Dr. Hutchison, my dog Spunky, I miss you; my neighbors Mr. and Mrs. Bighead; Really, Really Big Man; and I even like working for my boss Mr. Smitty at Kind-of-a-Lot-of-Comics. But you're the first true Sheila that I've really taken the time to get to know and love. I've had my fair share of failed relationships. Mainly because I was focused on lust and not on a deep, personal connection with the one I was crushing after. Melba, Giselle, and all the other girls I loved before, I'm sorry if I came on as too strong. If I had the chance to do things all over again, I'd take things a lot more slowly and form a relationship more slowly. Hopefully, I hope this doesn't change your opinion of me."

Reggie says: "I can sympathize. I have also loved without reason. Flirted with boys who didn't respect me for my mind and only for my body, boys who only wanted to learn skills from me so that they could beat me, or boys trying to be macho by trying to prove that themselves better than me. If I had the chance to do things all over again, I'd stop and pause to think about my actions. I would consider the pros and cons of a relationship before I got in to deep. But as far as you're concerned, I know that I can trust you." Rocko says: "And I feel a trustworthy bond in you, to." Reggie and Rocko simultaneously say: "I forgive you!" The score is once again tied 3-3!

The 5th turn goes to Ren and Stimpy. Ren says: "Stimpy, I know everything you've been through. I've seen what has happened to you and how you've grown/matured over the years. You don't need to tell me anything because I have already forgiven you. But you need to know some things about me that I've never told you. Things I've never felt brave enough to say to anyone else. I was born to a cruel father and a neglectful mother. I had an uncle that used to scold me when I was only 3. He told me that showing affection to boys wasn't something a real male would do. But I did show affection anyways and my father and uncle would always throw various switches at me. I was always a fragile child and it hurt me that my own family would hurt me. When I was in kindergarten, I met a woman named Mrs. Cadoo. She was a synthetic red-head. She would always spank me, and I mean spank me hard, even when I offered to clean up the room for her. I've always protected you from bullies. But the fact of the matter is; I've never been able to protect myself from bullies.

(Ren starts crying) What they couldn't do to you, they did to me. I suffered abuse for you, I took pain for you. I went through life never expressing the fact that I was in pain to you, because I didn't want you to lose your respect for me. I wanted to be your idol, your strength, your solid support. But now you've found another. Someone who doesn't carry the baggage I carry. Maybe she's eccentric, but she can be your love and affection more easily than I ever could. It's hard for me to show love to others, since I have so rarely felt love myself. I kept this inside to keep myself protected. The only reason I told you is so you could give me your honest opinion of what you thought of me, and I await your honest judgment." Stimpy is astonished. Stimpy says: "Wow, Ren. I never knew of the sacrifices you went through, just for me. You care for me a lot, don't you Ren?"

Ren says: "Is it that obvious?" Stimpy says: "You should never have felt that you needed to be ashamed to have love for me. I was never ashamed to have love for you, and it's not because I'm ignorant. I wanted to help you with the anguish you felt. I wanted to make you feel better. But if you never discuss it, how can I know what you feel in order to help you? I would've helped you with anything you needed help with, and I still can to. All you have to do is ask, and I will do anything I can in order to help you with anything you want help with, no matter how hard it is." Ren cries: "Stimpy, you don't know how much it means to me to hear you say that! (Ren hugs Stimpy) This is the first time in a long time that I've felt like a real dog." Stimpy says: "It's okay Ren. You should never believe anything negative anybody says about you. No matter what happens, you'll always be a real dog to me. And you don't need to be strong to be my hero; you just need to be honest and kind. In fact, if you want, for once, I can be your hero Ren. Now and for always." Ren stops crying. Ren says: "I have no problem with the honest part. But I still need a lot of work on the kind part." Stimpy says: "No matter how long it takes, I'll show you how rewarding it is to be nice. And to tell you the truth, I already forgave you for everything, a long time ago." And they hug again, making the score 5-3 in the Screaming Cat's favor.

Outside of the Screaming Cat's cabin, Sniz says: "Jimmy, you're the last Killer Beaver left in play. Only by gaining Suzie Carmichael's forgiveness can you keep your team in the game." And both Jimmy Neutron and Suzie Carmichael enter the Screaming Cat's cabin. Jimmy says: "Do you want to begin talking or should I start the discussion?" Suzie says: "I do not want to hear what you have to say." Jimmy says: "Please Suzie! Hear me out!" Suzie says: "I don't have to do anything!" Jimmy says: "Come on! We're both civilized people here. Sure, I'm definitely from the scientific community, and you're probably from the Ghetto, but that doesn't mean that we can't get along! But you'll never know that for sure unless you listen to me!" Suzie says: "But I already know that I can't trust you, because you didn't trust Treeflower." Jimmy is startled and says: "How did you know about that?!" Suzie says: "I was spying from the bushes to see and listen to who the campers on the other team were voting off, and I heard your bitterness towards Treeflower and your plan to get rid of her!"

Jimmy says: "You don't understand! She belittled my inventions, she mocked my genius! She wouldn't stop making fun of me! She constantly irked me! I couldn't take that sitting down! I had to do something to make her understand the pain I felt!" Suzie says: "Those aren't good reasons to get rid of somebody, and you don't know what you should do in order to get somebody to understand how you feel." Jimmy says: "And I suppose you would?" Suzie says: "You'll never know unless you talk to me." Jimmy says: "Okay. The reason I signed onto this show is because I had a falling out with Cindy Vortex. We had a quarrel about Quantum Physics, and just because I didn't want to hear about Cindy's opinion, she accused me of being a snobbish, stuck-up, know-it-all who can't admit that they make mistakes when they're wrong! First of all, I am not a snob, stuck-up, or somebody who makes mistakes! I signed up on this show to prove that everything Cindy thinks of me is wrong!"

Suzie says: "And in the process, all you've done so far is to prove her right. All you've been doing is trying to show off your inventions and act like you're the smartest person in the entire world. Well let me tell you something, you DON'T know everything! You knew nothing about Treeflower, and you don't know anything about me! I was the only protecting Chuckie Finster and Lil Deville from the tyrannical behavior of Angelica Pickles. I was placed with the responsibility of standing up for them and for speaking my voice when their voices couldn't be heard! You don't know what kind of burden that is! And no matter how bossy or mean Angelica got, I could never afford to move one inch backwards from the stance I took! I can never afford to show her or anyone else that I have weaknesses, have feelings that can be hurt, or show anybody that I do have limits. She'd never stop attacking me if she ever knew." Jimmy gets red in the face and looks ashamed.

Jimmy says: "Suzie, you're right. I didn't know anything about you. And in getting so wrapped up in trying to prove Cindy Vortex wrong, I ended up becoming something that wasn't me. As smart as I am, I can't believe that it took someone else to show me what was right in front of my face. And if I couldn't figure that out for myself, what kind of genius am I? Suzie, I just want to say, I'm sorry that I only thought of you as somebody who was big, loud, or was raised in a ghetto." Suzie says: "Apology accepted." Jimmy says: "And also, I have a confession to make. I love you with every fiber of my being, and I forgive you for anything you might regret." Suzie is totally shocked! Suzie says: "You're in love with me?!" Jimmy says: "Ever since I first laid my eyes on you." Suzie says: "It's wonderful to know that I have someone feels that way about me! I had no idea! You're some kind of crazy, you know that?!" Jimmy says: "What can I say? I guess love truly is blind." Suzie says: "Not this time. I can't forgive you for what you did to Treeflower, even if you are sorry. It's not because I want to win, it's the principle of the matter. Still, I hope you won't think badly of me, and maybe we can be friends after this show is over." Jimmy says: "I understand. You won't tell anybody what I did to Treeflower, will you?"

Suzie says: "I didn't, I haven't, and I won't. But you should tell someday! I mean, when you're ready of course." Jimmy says: "Maybe someday, I will." As Jimmy walks out, Sniz announces: "And it's all over! The Screaming Cats win 7-3! Killer Beavers, it looks like you're sending somebody home." At the bonfire, the Killer Beavers are facing judgment. Sniz says: "You have all cast your votes. There are five campers facing judgment, but only four marshmallows. The camper who doesn't receive a marshmallow must go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave this Island forever! Rocko, Reggie, Norbert! Campers, this IS the final marshmallow of the evening! (Dramatic pause) Otto. Jimmy, I don't know what to tell you, but you're done like dinner. It's time for you to leave." Jimmy grabs all of his scientific equipment and says: "Farewell, Camp Nickelodeon. I loved, I lost, and I learned. It has been a humbling experience. Suzie, if you're out there, I hope that someday, we can be together. Okay Fondue, I'm ready." And Jimmy hops on the Board of Losers, and it sails away from the Island. / Episode Notes: The Screaming Cats win this episode, and Jimmy Neutron gets eliminated, making "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" to be the 3rd show eliminated from "Total Cartoon Island." I hope you enjoyed reading this story as much as I did writing it.

Wumbology wrote:

ExKizuna wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Steel Sponge wrote:P.S, I'm not a true believer.

If one more person says that, I swear to God I will go ballistic.

Im not a true believer of tat Wumbo, because it's not as bad as someof the other things we've said to 4EverVirgin.

Well yeah, but you haven't said those things eighty times like you have with this "true believer" nonsense.

Anyway, I enjoyed this episode far more than the previous one, mostly because it was broken up into smaller paragraphs and therefore easier on the eyes. I also liked the conflict between Jimmy and Norbert/Treeflower, and SpongeBob failing to complete his essay was a nice allusion to Procrastination. Keep it up!

The true believer nonsense is just a referance to what 4Ever used to say on tv.com xD

ANyway, I hate to admit it, but I like these episodes because their broken up now.

Here's my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Speed Demons!" (Formerly called "Never Give Up, Never Surrender" on TV.com.) Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the cartoon campers had to talk about their love relationships with each other. Ren revealed his painful past to Stimpy, and the lovable cat took the sympathetic Ren in his arms, and told Ren that he had always been a hero to Stimpy. While Angelica didn't give a point to Otto, Otto still managed to trick Angelica into revealing something unpleasant about her life. Norbert and Patty, Spongebob and Sandy, Reggie and Rocko, Lil and I also managed to hit things off pretty good as well. While Jimmy decided to forgive Suzie Carmichael for her mistakes, Suzie revealed to Jimmy that she knew about how Jimmy had voted Sandy Cheeks off, and wasn't happy with Jimmy's deception. So when the Killer Beavers lost the game, Jimmy lost his chance for love with Suzie. But that's karma at work for you. Now that we're at the half-way point of this season, what new events will be taking place next? What unforeseen twists will be coming up in the challenges? Find out on today's brand new episode of Total Cartoon Island!"

All the campers are gathered around the cafeteria, waiting to hear the latest news Sniz has to give them. Sniz says to them: "Campers, you have all done a good job to get this far. You have officially made it to the half-way point of the game! Next week, the two teams will be dissolved and everyone will be playing for individual immunity in order to make it past challenges. Also, anyone who gets voted off after this challenge will have their chance to be on the official TCI jury to determine who the final winner of this game-show is going to be! This challenge, however, is going to be a special challenge. There will be no bonfire tonight, because nobody will be eliminated! It is for a special prize which is a special weekend cruise to the Bahamas! On this 5 star floating hotel, there is an all you can eat buffet, Jacuzzi’s and spa's of all shapes and sizes for all comforts, entertaining games of all varieties, and you can get yourself healed from any disease or ailment you might have picked up during your stay on this island!"

(Confessional) Angelica says: "I need to win that cruise so I can get out of here and take some time to pamper myself! Dealing with the idiots on this Island is BEYOND annoying! Especially Patty Mayonnaise! I'm sick of talking to her! I've got pairs of flip-flops that are smarter than her!" / Patty says: "I really hope I can win this cruise. Of course, I really wish Doug was here with me to. If he were here, that cruise would be so much more special." / Norbert says: "As much as I love camping and nature, I have a deep need to stretch my legs out and get myself comfortable. I hear on that on cruises, there are a bunch of ladies who can rub my pains away and take care of my every need! And if I do manage to get that cruise, I'll be able to myself very pretty again! I do it all for my lady, Treeflower. And baby, if you're watching this out there at home or wherever it is you are; I really miss you." (End confessional)

Sniz says: "Here's your challenge for today. If you have ever played Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, or Mario Kart DS, then you're going to be happy when I tell you that you will all be racing Go-Karts for your challenge today! The rules are simple: You will all be racing around the simulated virtual track that Sniz has set up for you. The obstacles are random, difficult, and will challenge your driving skills to the limit. During the course, you have the chance to pick up random items that will help you in your attempts to win this challenge. The race will last for a total of 3 laps around the track. The first 6 campers to finish the race will be going on the cruise I mentioned. The losers will have to stay here and watch Fondue's home movies, all 60 of them!"

(Confessional) Spongebob says: "I've always wanted to have a chance to get behind the wheel, but I've always frozen up every other time I've tried in the past! But now that I have to race in order to win this game, I can finally put the pedal to the metal, and prove to Mrs. Puff that I've got what it takes to be a great driver!" / Sandy says: "I've been in a lot of races. I've been in pig races, horse races, dog races, moose races, cow races, and goat races. And I've always been a winner in every single race I entered. So believe me when I say that I will be winning this race as well." (End confessional) The campers now have to pick which Go-Kart they will be racing. Ren Hoek says: "Pink is my favorite color! I want to race the Princess Peach Kart!" Suzie says: "If anybody gets to race a royal Kart, it's going to be me!" Patty says: "I want to be the one who races the Princess Peach Kart!" Angelica says: "Shut it! Besides, I'm the Princess Peach Kart! I'm ALWAYS the Princess Peach Kart!"

(Confessional) Suzie says: "Angelica is SO spoiled and stuck up; she's more sticky then crazy glue. While winning this race would be sweet, making sure that Angelica loses would be even sweeter!" (End confessional) Stimpy says: "I'm going to drive the Yoshi cart. Green is my favorite color, you know." Otto says: "I'm driving the Bowser Kart! Don't try to stop me!" Reggie says: "I wasn't going to! The Bowser Kart is WAY too masculine for my tastes!" Rocko says: "And it downright reeks of macho sweat, to. I'd rather race something more down to Earth, like the Mario Kart." Reggie says: "In that case, I'm going to race the Luigi Kart. If I do come in 2nd, I wouldn't mind coming in 2nd to you, Rocko." Rocko says: "That's very sweet of you to say, fair Sheila. May I give you a kiss, please?" Reggie says: "You can even give me a hug while you're at!" So Reggie and Rocko quickly run towards each other, sharing a great big hug and kiss!

(Confessional) Rocko says: "I've never experienced love like that living down under. Reggie is a very special girl. Probably THE special girl! She knows how to treat a gentleman like me just right. My mom and dad will sure be happy to know that I've found my soul mate. They'll probably want to throw a big wedding ceremony for Reggie and me once we both hit 18. I can't wait for that!" (End confessional) Ren says: "I guess I'm stuck driving the Toad Kart, since it's the only other Kart that's not too big for me to race." Suzie says: "I'm going to race the Donkey Kong Kart, for the sheer, unadulterated power it provides!" Patty says: "Princess Daisy's Kart is yellow, but I'd at least be racing a Royal Kart." Sandy says: "I'm racing Wario's Kart! It's rough and tough, just like me!" Norbert says: "I'm going to drive R.O.B.'s Kart, because it's fancy and technological, things I'm very interested in!" Lil says: "I'm going to drive the Dry Bones Kart, just because I've never driven that Kart whenever I play the Mario Kart games!" Spongebob says: "And it looks like I'm going to drive the Koopa Troopa Kart. It's the only choice left." And with the campers having selected their Karts, the race is about to begin! Fondue says: "Campers, get into position! It's time to start your engines!"

And the racers begin to prime their Karts and turn up the juice. Sniz says: "On your mark, get set, (Blow Air horn) GO!!!!" And as Fondue waves the checkered flag, all the campers zoom over the starting line! Rocko zigs, zags, and hops to gain a mini-boost and zips past Angelica! Angelica says: "You can't do that! That's cheating!" Rocko says: "All is fair in a race, lady. Speaking of, it is time to get an item!" And the campers race past the first set of boxes! Rocko says: "Angelica, I'm leaving you something that's VERY a-PEELing!" And Rocko drops a banana peel behind him, and Angelica spins out on it! Rocko shouts back: "Appealing, like a banana peel! Get it?!" As Angelica regains her composure, she says: "I'll make you pay for putting me behind!" Sandy says: "Yee-haw! I've got a red-shell shield! Just TRY to pass me!" Suzie says: "I'll match your red-shell shield with a green-shell shield! I'll knock your shells off!" And Suzie fires her green shells at Sandy's Kart Suzie knocks off 1, then 2 of Sandy's red shells! Suzie says: "Time to finish the job!" Then Sandy drops her last red-shell behind her, and Suzie bumps into it! Suzie says: "Darn it! I forgot that drivers had the option of dropping items BESIDES banana peels behind them!"

Otto says: "I forgot how slow the Bowser Kart is! I'm way in last place! Wait a minute! I've got a lightning bolt!" And Otto looks insidiously at the other drivers! Otto says: "Here it comes, ready or not!" And in a flash of light, all the campers shrink down to such a small size. Otto says: "Time to crush you 1 by 1!" And Otto quickly runs over Lil, Ren, and Patty. As Ren returns to normal, he says: "That was a dirty trick! Thankfully, I've got one of my own! The unstoppable weapon! Feel the wrath of the blue-spiked turtle shell!" And Ren fires the only device that always affects any driver at any time, and the flying shell heads straight toward the lead. Rocko says: "Oops! Time to put on the brakes!" And Rocko stops and lets Sandy zoom past her. Sandy says: "Why did Rocko let me do that?" And then Sandy hears the whistling of the homing object, and she cries as it explodes upon impact. Sandy says: "Oh, THAT'S why he did it! Very clever!" And Sandy watches as Spongebob uses a Mushroom to zoom past her. Lil says: "Great, I've got Star Power! Time to get invincible!" And Lil becomes bathed in protective light and as she touches other Karts, they begin to spin out as Lil hits Patty, Otto, and Suzie in order to reach the 4th position! The campers complete the 1st lap with 2 more laps to go!

Norbert says: "Incredible! I've got a Boo!" Angelica says: "What luck! Triple Mushrooms! I'll get back in the lead for sure!" Then Angelica watches with shock as a laughing ghost takes her item away and gives it to Norbert! Angelica says: "That was such a rotten trick!" Norbert shouts back: "You snooze, you lose!" And uses the 1st of his 3 mushrooms! Reggie says: "I've got a fake item box! I'll drop it off right in front of the REAL item boxes!" And Reggie deploys her trick, and Otto runs right into it, flying into the air! Otto says: "That was down-right low! They make the fake item boxes look so much like the real ones!" Spongebob says: "This is much more exciting then I thought it would be! And is this possible? I've got a Golden Mushroom?! Do I dare? I DARE!!!!" And Spongebob begins zooming like crazy, quickly going past all the other campers! Norbert says: "Spongebob is zooming way ahead! I've got to use another mushroom! And Norbert uses the 2nd of his three mushrooms, struggling to keep up with Spongebob. Angelica says: "This looks like a useful item I've gotten! The Blooper! Hope you guys like driving blind under ink!"

And a white squid squirts ink over the windshields of all the other Karts! Spongebob says: "AHHH! I can't see!" Rocko wipes his wind-shield and says: "You've got to rub off the ink on the glass in order to make it go away faster!" And Spongebob simultaneously cleans and zooms at the same time, and his Golden Mushroom finally wears off! The campers complete the 2nd lap with 1 more lap to go! Norbert says: "It's time to put this game away and put myself in the lead, with the last of my mushrooms!" And Norbert uses his last mushroom, and zooms into the lead! Reggie catches up to Rocko and she says: "Rocko, we're going to lose! Do something!" Rocko says: "Don't worry! I've got our perfect item, and that's the Bullet Bill! Grab my hand, Reggie, it's time we finish the race!" And Reggie gets next to Rocko's Kart, and Rocko ignites the Bullet Bill! Stimpy is driving with a trail of banana peels behind him! Reggie and Rocko barely miss him, but Otto doesn't, and falls back into 11th place! Angelica spots a zoom pad, and tries to use it to get back in the race, but she slips on the remaining banana peels that Stimpy left behind! The speed is so great, Rocko's shirt flies off and he says: "Oh man! Not my clothes AGAIN!"

Before anyone has a chance to blink, Rocko and Reggie get into the lead. And in the final corner, everybody is neck and neck! Sniz says: "It's going to be close, Fondue! It's neck and neck! It looks like it's going to be a photo finish!" And as Fondue waves the flag, an automatic picture goes off. And as the picture is displayed on a big TV screen, Sniz says: "And it's a photo finish! In 6th place, it's Norbert! In 5th place, it's Sandy Cheeks! In 4th place it's Lil Deville! In 3rd place it's Stimpson J. Cat! In 2nd place it's Reggie Rocket! And the winner by a nose is: ROCKO! Young wallaby, you did it! You're the 1st place winner!" Rocko says: "That is so COOL mate! You didn't happen to see where my shirt and hat went, did you?" Sniz says: "I can't say I have." Rocko says: "Darn it! That was my last pair! Oh well. If Stimpy can live without wearing clothes, I guess I can to." Reggie says: "Oh Rocko. You're so humble and lovable. Don't ever change for me!" Rocko says: "If this is what you want, then I guess you've got it." Norbert says: "Well my 5 friends, it looks like WE'VE got a date with a cruise boat!" That evening, the 6 winners sail off into the sunset, while the losers sulk about their bad luck. Angelica says: "To think that I've got to spend a whole weekend here! It ought to be ME getting that vacation!" Ren says: "Shut up, you EEDIOT! You're here, you lost, get over it."

Patty says: "Besides, just how bad is it to watch Fondue's home movies, anyways?" (Scene cuts to the losing campers squirming as they watch a home viewing screen) Fondue says: "And this is when I scraped my knee after falling off a tree, this is me after I got maimed by a fox, and this is me when my brother caught me playing naked in mud!" Suzie cries: "PLEASE! Make it stop, make it stop; MAKE IT STOP!!!!" Patty says: "Wow. I guess his home movies CAN be pretty bad!" Episode Notes: Nobody gets voted off in this episode. Final Team Challenge episode. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it.

Wait, how come you're posting nearly half of these TCI/A episodes?

Well, it IS my topic. Speaking of, here is my next episode of "Total Cartoon Island!" /
"Its Still Hot Couture to Me." Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers were in a kart race for a cool reward, a five-star luxury cruise for an entire weekend. Only 6 campers would be lucky enough in receiving this prize, by beating the other 6 campers. The kart race was fast and furious, but in the end, it was Rocko, Reggie, Spongebob, Sandy, Norbert, and Stimpy who qualified as the winners. This left Angelica, Lil, Patty, Ren, Otto, and Suzie on the island as losers. Now the 2 teams will say good-bye to team challenges as we prepare for the big merge! Who will be left standing after today's episode? Find out right now on Total Cartoon Island!" /

On the Island, things have been moving really slowly for the vacation-less campers. They've seen all of Fondue's home movies, and now all they are doing, is waiting for the others to return. Angelica says: "I am officially bored out of my mind! Even participating in a mindless challenge would be better than doing nothing!" Otto says: "There is ONE way we can pass the time! You can make out with me!" Angelica says: "How many times do I have to say it?! I'm not in love with you, and I don't even like you! So stop acting as though I'm interested in you!" Otto says: "Why don't you just drop the act, Princess? I know you like me, you know you like me, and Ren knows you like me. So let me give you a little advice. If you want me to kiss you, I might just let you have the pleasure of my company."

Angelica says: "You are so full of yourself! You are NOTHING but a package of dog--!" But her voice gets drowned out by a ship's horn, signaling the return of the other campers. Ren says: "Finally! They're back! Now maybe things can get back to normal around here!" The ship pulls up to the pier, and the returning campers come off the boat with a spring in their step, carrying their luggage with them. As the ship pulls away, Stimpy says: "We have returned! The cruise was great, Ren! I wish you could've been there! We were waited on hand and foot on our cruise! There was so much pampering, I almost didn't know what to do with it! They even smoothed out my case of alligator's elbow! Now my elbows are both strong and velvety to the touch!" (Confessional) Ren says: "I'm still mad at not winning that cruise! It should've been MY alligator elbows that got smoothed out!" (End confessional)

Sniz announces through the loud-speakers: "Welcome back, campers! As of right now, the two teams have been officially dissolved!" Suzie says: "That's fine with me; I was getting sick of having to get along with Angelica anyways!" Sniz continues: "From this point on, you will be competing for individual immunity. Only by winning a challenge can you score immunity and protect yourself from the bonfire. Everyone else will have to test their luck for today! Now for the moment you've all been waiting for, it's time to announce your challenge! Come to the outdoor amphitheater, where you will discover what awaits you for today." (Confessional) Otto says: "To be honest, being a lone shark looking out for number one has always been more for my tastes than any team challenge I've been through. I think things will be getting a lot easier for me from here on in." (End confessional) At the outdoor amphitheater, all the campers have gathered to find out what their next challenge will be.

Sniz says: "Campers, we've got a unique challenge for you this day. You will become fashion designers!" Patty says: "I know what fashion is, and I know what designers do, but what is a fashion designer?" Sniz says: "Very simple, my simple friend. Fashion designers are the people who come up with the latest trends and fashions for people to wear. They literally create the fabrics of our country. Here's how the challenge is going to work. Each camper must come up with a different design theme all of their own. Once you've done that, you will then manufacture your design into actual clothes, and then take a walk on the catwalk to display them. You will be judged on all three points in this challenge. After everyone has finished their displays, the judges will tally the scores up, and determine who scored the highest! Whichever camper scores the best in designing, manufacturing, and displaying their clothes, will win invincibility as well as a full year's shopping spree to any clothing store of their choice! The camper that scores the worst in manufacturing, designing, and displaying their clothes will automatically be eliminated. That means no bonfire ceremony. You don't pass go, and you don't collect $150,000. So please try your best in this challenge. Your future as a camper depends on it!" /

Stimpy says: "Ren, which fashion theme should I pick for the fashion display?" Ren says: "Well, if you REALLY want my advice, which I'm surprised that anybody WOULD want my advice at this point, go with a space theme. You can't go wrong if you're going for a space theme." Stimpy says: "Thanks Ren! But what are YOU going to do?" Ren says: "I don't know, and I don't really care. I can't sew, thread, mend, or knit to save my life." Stimpy says: "So you're not even going to try this challenge?" Ren says: "Stimpy, you know better than anyone that I have no fashion sense. So even if I was an expert at making clothes, I wouldn't make any good clothes. Besides, I'm just about done with this game. I've accomplished what I came here to do. I atoned for screaming at my fellow campers, and I feel as though I've made up for losing my temper." Stimpy says: "I'm glad that you're satisfied with yourself. But just the same, I'll still miss you without you here." Ren says: "Not too much. At least you have Lil to keep you company. Who's going to keep me company after I lose?" Stimpy says: "I wish I knew the answer to that, Ren. I truly do. Just remember that if worst comes to worst, I'll always be there for you, as your best friend for life." Ren says: "You're my best friend for life to, Stimpy." And they give each other a hug.

(Confessional) Ren says: "It's ironic, but on my last day here, I finally feel as though I'm truly happy for the first time in my life. Even if I didn't find the love I wanted, at least I know that there is somebody out there who supports me. It's so strange that I had to travel 2,000 miles to find out that my best friend, was the cat who lived next door to me for the past 15 years. Stimpy is my hero and I truly love him. If he could only know how much I do love him, things could have been so different if I realized the truth sooner." (End confessional) Suzie says: "I'm going to make a line inspired by my girl, Beyonce Knowles! She's such a great singer/dancer!" Angelica says: "Whatever. I'm going to do a royalty line. When you live like a princess, you should dress like a princess. I'm going to make my line fit for a queen." Otto says: "Yeah, the Queen of Mean." Angelica angrily says: "Shut it!"

Otto says: "I'm doing my line based on the muscle men of the gym. My design will be both functional, and make them look and smell better as well!" Reggie says: "That's really nice, Otto. But I prefer to be more creative. I'm going to design full body swimsuits for women that is pretty, popular, and practical!" Sandy says: "I'm rough, tough, and I'm gearing up for action! I'm going to make the most amazing design of Wild Western fashion anyone has ever seen!" Norbert says: "I'm going to explore the art of designing clothes from wood. There just might be a future for it." Patty says: "Fairy tales have always inspired me. I'm going to recreate the look of the Elizabethan era of 16th century Britain." Lil says: "I'm going to design wardrobes of Vegas showgirls! It's going to be TOTALLY amazing!" Spongebob says: "I'm going to design clothes for the business sponge, in all different types of situations." Ren asks: "Rocko, what are YOU going to do?" Rocko says: "I've got an idea. I can't tell you what it is, but it's going to be amazing, mate." Ren says: "We'll have to wait and see before we can be a judge on that. There's only so much time available before you have to display your wardrobe." /

After the campers have manufactured their clothes, it's time for Sniz and Fondue to look at them. Sniz says: "Now it's time for the campers to strut their stuff! Who do you think is going to win, Fondue?" Fondue says: "I don't really care. Their fashion can't possibly compare to MY fashion!" Sniz says: "I'd have to agree with you on that one. There's no WAY their fashion taste is as bad as yours! And now it's time for the first model, Stimpson J. Cat, doing a look he calls the Cosmic Cadet!" And Stimpy wears his trademark duds from his Commander Hoek episodes. Sniz says: "Futuristic, sleek, firm, and long-lasting. The fabric shows off the contours of his body, and fits as snug as a glove! I give his wardrobe choice a 7!" Fondue says: "Whatever." Sniz says: "Our next model is Suzie Carmichael, wearing a look that she calls the Single Ladies look!" And Suzie comes out wearing a bunch of different outfits modeled after outfits that Beyonce Knowles has worn in her career. Sniz says: "A lot of variety, a lot of flash, and a lot of panache. This is a girl who knows how to strut her stuff! I'd give it an 8!" Fondue says: "If you like it, why don't you put a ring on it?"

Sniz says: "Maybe I will. The next model is Angelica Pickles. I don't know about you Fondue, but I'd personally like to call her look the Queen of Mean!" Otto says to Angelica: "I told you!" Angelica says: "Otto, you are SO lucky that my license to kill is currently expired!" Otto says: "Not that you ever had one to begin with!" Angelica says: "Irrelevant!" And Angelica walks out on the stage in her glamorous outfit filled with sequins, jewels, baubles, and more glitter than anyone could possibly observe! And yet, Sniz says: "Fondue, this is what I'd like to call a hideous display of utter tackiness." Fondue says: "I agree. Apparently, Angelica has never heard the term of moderation in excessive, unnecessary fashion. Sniz says: "It's repugnant. I'd give it a 1 at best!" Fondue says: "That goes double for me!" Angelica simply growls and says: "Peasants! You don't know a good thing when you see it!" Sniz says: "Our next model is Otto Rocket, wearing a look that he calls the Boys of Summer!" And Otto Rocket walks out, decked in rugged pants, customized shirts, and wearing his earrings and shades. Sniz says: "It's not what I'd like to call original, but at least he did a good job fleshing out his design." Fondue says: "With a little practice, he could make something really great!" Sniz says: "I'd give him a 5 for effort!"

Fondue says: "So would I." Otto says: "Whatever. I KNOW I deserve better than that!" Sniz says: "Our next model is Reggie Rocket, wearing a look that she calls the Caribbean Queen!" And Reggie walks out with a bunch of differently colored swim suits patterned after the pink swim suit she is wearing. Sniz says: "An organized display, the colors don't clash against her skin, it's been mended and stitched by a skilled expert who knows what she's doing!" Fondue says: "And the end product is pretty good to!" Sniz says: "I'm going to give her a 9 for functionality and variety!" Reggie Rocket says: "Yes! I KNEW that I would get a great score!" Sniz says: "Our next model is Sandy Cheeks, wearing a look that she calls the Prairie Girl." And Sandy Cheeks bursts onto the stage, riding a wild bull! As the bull tries to buck Sandy off of its back, Sandy waves her cowboy hat and says: "Yee-haw! My blue jeans are built for dirt and durability! My snakeskin boots are built to last, and my plaid cowboy shirt and leather vest can withstand 20 different types of dirt from 17 different countries! And I've got my black hat to pull it all together for a look that can't be beat!" Fondue says: "Sniz, what do you think?" Sniz says: "The fashion itself; I would only give it a 4, but for the show, I'd give it a 6." Fondue says: "Sandy DEFINITELY deserves a 6!"

Sandy says: "Much obliged hombres!" And Sandy rides off the stage on her wild bull. Sniz says: "Our next model is Norbert McHandsome, wearing a look that he calls the timber mammal." And Norbert waddles on stage, with a bunch of paint and crayon drawings marked on his wooden clothes, in an effort to make it look pretty. Sniz says: "Highly impractical, ineffective, and scientifically unsound." Fondue says: "Jenny tried to pull this look off, and it was a total bust." Sniz says: "I can only give this look a 3." Norbert sighs and says: "Oh, man!" Sniz says: "The next model was supposed to be Ren, but he decided to drop out of this challenge, so instead it's Patty's turn to show off!" And Patty wears a tall green hat with a long green ribbon, and a green 16th century outfit fashioned after high society ladies in waiting from Britain. Sniz says: "That's not too shabby." Fondue says: "It's an old masterpiece with an updated taste." Sniz says: "Patty, I give you a 6!" Patty says: "I appreciate your honesty and consideration." Sniz says: "Our next model is Lil Deville, wearing a look she calls the Vegas showgirl! Let's hope this one ends well!"

And Lil Deville bursts onto the stage, wearing a sparkling red dress, black top hat, and dancing in red high heels! And Lil is twirling a fire baton! Lil sings: "There's no business like show business, it's like no business I know! Because when the end comes I know, I am just a gigolo. And life goes on without me! If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? I'm putting on the Ritz, as time goes by! There's no business like show business, it's like no business I know! Let's get on with the show!"
Sniz says: "That was quite a display of pyrotechnics, neon lights, and trained animals in the background that you had." Fondue says: "But it was distracting to the theme of your fashion choice. It also could've been more original." Sniz says: "I'd give the show an 8, but only a 2 for the actual fashion." Lil says: "Come on! I worked really hard to get all those steps right!" Sniz says: "Our next model is Spongebob Squarepants, doing a look that he calls the Goofy Goober and miscellaneous." Spongebob jumps out and begins blowing bubbles of his designs. He creates a bell-hop costume, a French Maid costume, a fire-fighter's costume, a doctor's costume, a dancer's costume, and a fancy costume, all designed for the sponge on the go! Sniz says: "Cheap, effective, transportable, and economic."

Fondue says: "Spongebob definitely has an eye for fashion, and a great hand in the craft of bubble-blowing." Sniz says: "I'd give Spongebob 8.5 out of 10!" Spongebob says: "I just do what comes naturally to me." Sniz says: "Last but hopefully not least, its model Rocko Wallaby, doing a look that he calls, the Wallaby." And Rocko wears out wearing a copy of his cowboy hat and his purple triangle on a blue field shirt. Sniz says: "Well, I definitely get the name." Rocko turns around and poses in many different angles, making sure that photographers capture him from every size. Then Rocko quickly un-buttons his shirt, and throws his clothes and hat off! Fondue yells: "Sniz! Can you believe it?! Rocko has become--! He's become--!" Sniz says: "Naked! That is by far the most original idea of fashion yet! Rocko, how did you think of such a great idea?" Rocko says: "It just came naturally to me, mate." Sniz says: "Well I like it. I think this look of yours is going to become all the rage! All the men will want to dress like this!" Norbert says: "That IS cool! Who needs wooden clothes or a pelt when you can be natural?! I don't need fur below my neck! I'm fine being natural!" And Norbert cuts off his pelt below his neck and throws his fur away. Spongebob says: "Look at me! I'm NAKED!!!!"

And Spongebob jumps out of clothes and says: "Its times like this that I'm glad to not have any shame." Stimpy says: "I'm with you. Space clothes are SO 1991!" And Stimpy tosses his clothes away to. Otto says: "Trend followers! You won't see me following a pack of fashion sheep!" Sniz says: "I think we all know who the winner is tonight! It's Rocko with his Wallaby look! Rocko, you've won immunity and the money equivalent of a year's worth of free shopping! Ren, since you didn't participate in the challenge, you are automatically eliminated. It's time for you to pack your bags and leave, again." Ren grabs his stuff and says: "I have no regrets. At least now I can be remembered for being more than just the 3rd camper who got eliminated off this Island. And Stimpy, will you promise me that you will do one thing?" Stimpy says: "Anything, Ren." Ren says: "Keep Lil out of trouble, okay?" Stimpy looks lovingly at Lil and says: "You know I will!" Ren says: "Farewell campers! I will remember the time I spent here fondly! Fondue, you can proceed in taking me back to where I once belonged." And Fondue drives Ren on the Boat of Losers, out of sight from the island a second time. Sniz says: "The rest of you are safe, for tonight."

(Confessional) Rocko says: "My mom and dad told me that I should always be myself. That's where I got the idea for my look. I never would've guessed it would be so popular. Sometimes unexpected things happen to you that make you very popular. I'm just glad that I've still got Reggie here to be in love with. She is such a nice girl. We were made for each other!" (End confessional) / Episode Notes: The two teams of the Screaming Cats and the Killer Beavers are officially dissolved in this episode. Rocko wins the first solo immunity challenge, and Ren Hoek is automatically eliminated, and Ren leaves the island for the second time on the show. / I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it.

I can't wait for the cancellation.

Keep waiting...forever. Or at least until either Teletoon or I gets tired of the whole "Total Drama" craze, whichever comes first. And now, its time for the next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Ghostbusting!" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the two teams of the Screaming Cats and the Killer Beavers were officially dissolved, leaving every camper to fend for themselves. In the previous challenge, the fashion world was explored. From outer space, to wooden clothes, to cowboy clothes, to the athletic, the campers would try anything. But what nobody expected is what Rocko would try, and his theme was natural, and we DO mean natural! Rocko's look caught on with all of his male peers except for Otto, leaving Rocko to win the first solo immunity of the game. At the bonfire, Ren Hoek was eliminated a second time for being unable to come up with a fashion line. What twists await our campers next? Who's going to end up going home today? And why do I ask rhetorical questions to the TV audience? The answers to these questions; and more are coming up on Total Cartoon Island!"

The boys are sitting outside of their cabin, doing their best to get more tan during their stay on the island. Norbert says: "This life is the best! We might go through some puzzling challenges, but I think I speak for everyone when I say; life can't be any sweeter than just being able to hang around from time to time. Especially when it's just us guys." Spongebob says: "I know what you mean, Norbert. We are so lucky to not be burdened with having to wear clothes. I enjoy this luxury a lot. But still, sometimes I think it would be nice to share time with Sandy Cheeks." Stimpy says: "Well, my eyes are for Lil. We've already gone to 1st base already, and I think it's getting to the point where we will soon go to 2nd base." Otto walks outside and says: "Well, it's so nice YOU 3 have girls you can look forward to dating! Meanwhile, I've been busting my butt trying to get Angelica to notice me, and she won't even give me the time of day!" Norbert says: "Well, if she won't give you a chance to talk, maybe you should find something to impress her. Something you can do which will prove to her that you honestly love her without any doubt in your mind, or her mind. If you do that, chances are, she's bound to fall in love with you. That's what I did with Treeflower."

Otto Rocket says: "That's not a bad idea. I should DO something like that! The only question is, what am I going to do that will get her to notice me?" Sniz's voice comes through the loud-speakers and says: "Attention campers! Your presence is needed at the campfire in 30 minutes!" / The campers are all gathered around the bonfire, to see what Sniz and Fondue have in store for them. Sniz says: "First of all, I just wanted to be sure I gave my thanks to Rocko. Thanks to the Australian Wallaby mate, I feel I can finally host this show in the buff without any shame whatsoever." Angelica says: "Oh please! I bet that you have NEVER even HAD shame before!" Spongebob says: "And why would anybody need to feel shame in the first place? I've never felt shame about being naked before, and I certainly don't feel shame now!"

Sniz says: "Anyways, your next challenge, will take place in the forest. What you're about to do might be a little scary, but it can also be REALLY exciting!" Sandy says: "Well I certainly like excitement! What do we have to do?"

Sniz says: "I'm glad you asked. Thanks to the power of Jorgen Von Strangle, he has allowed me and Fondue to release Ember and the Box Ghost from their ghostly prisons on "Danny Phantom" onto this island. Those 2 spirits are roaming on this island. Thankfully, they're wearing un-removable shock collars on their necks and can't fly off the island. But they can STILL scare campers! So what you campers are going to do is you're going to hunt those spirits! Cosmo and Wanda have wished up 11 special ghost capture units, capable of firing anti-ectoplasm at the ectoplasm ghosts, which will temporarily paralyze them. When they're paralyzed, you can then vacuum the ghosts into the ghost capture units, where they will remain until you can store them in the anti-ectoplasm containers, which we're keeping safely here. There is 1 catch. In addition to the Box Ghost and Ember, there are also 5 Fairy Godparents posing as Box Ghost imposters, and 4 Fairy Godparents posing as Ember imposters. Only the campers, who capture the real Box Ghost and the real Ember, will win immunity. So needless to say, the ghost capture units only hold 1 ghost at a time, so choose your target wisely. So as soon as everyone gets suited up, we will all be ready to go!"

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "As far as ghosts go, I'm not afraid of them. Even though I've only had 1 encounter with a ghost, he was very lazy, sarcastic, and spoke in a deadpan, monologue voice. He was also small and not too inventive when it came to trying to scare me. So I think if he couldn't scare me, how can any other ghost hope to scare me?" / Rocko says: "Ghosts or spirits aren't necessarily scary. Once, I became friends with the spirit of my Appendix who was once in my stomach. Sure, he wanted to do some dangerous things I wasn't too thrilled about, but Pinky was a nice guy/Appendix thing. I'm just sorry I had to lose that friend before I really knew that I had him." / Norbert says: "I'm not afraid of ghosts! Daggett and I actually have some friends who ARE ghosts that hang out with us! And confidentially, they're kind of tired of being stereotyped as only being restless spirits who like to haunt people." / Angelica says: "The only ghosts I'm afraid of are the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future!" / Otto says: "Confidentially, I don't really believe these things we have to capture our ghosts, I don't even BELIEVE in them! But whatever it is that I have to capture, I'm GOING to capture it and impress Angelica Pickles once and for all! She will see soon enough, that she needs me." /

Sandy says: "Spongebob and Patrick once pretended to be ghosts. I bought it until Mr. Krabs called me to tell me 2 pranksters were playing a trick on me. He called me and a bunch of other people to the Krusty Krab to catch his ghost unveiling. I was shocked and strangely enough, also pleasantly surprised to see Spongebob and Patrick naked. It was the first time I learned Spongebob actually IS a man. And if Spongebob is smart enough to pull off a stunt like that for so long on so many creatures, who knows what else Spongebob is good for? He might even be good enough to be my husband someday. It's a long shot, but I've taken chances on creatures far odder than Spongebob, and I don't think I'll meet anybody else like Spongebob, so I hope when the time comes, Spongebob will give me everything he has to offer me and more!" (End confessional) Sniz says: "Campers, you're all strapped up and ready to go! The challenge will last as long as it takes for everyone to capture a ghost or facsimile there-of and bring it back to camp to see what they caught. On your marks, get set--(blows Air-horn)--GO!" And the campers race off in different directions, hoping they can catch 1 of the 2 real ghosts hiding within the forest on the island.

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "When I have to look for something and I'm not exactly sure where to find it, Ren always told me to follow my nose. And my blue nose KNOWS the difference between my toes and a rose, and where the rose grows!" (End Confessional) Stimpy begins to sniff about the forest. He looks high, he looks low. He looks here, he looks there. Stimpy thinks he might have to look everywhere, until he spots a big ghost guarding a big box. The spirit says: "I'm the Box Ghost, protector of my sacred box home, or a ghostly box! You mess with my box, you mess with me! And you don't want to mess with me!" Stimpy says to himself: "I don't intend to mess with your box, and I don't intend to make a mess out of taking care of you. So instead, I'm just going to say--(says out loud)--eat anti-ectoplasm, you ectoplasm fool!" And as the Box Ghost is shot by the electric ray, he says: "What's going on?! I can't move!" Stimpy says: "You're stuck, and this is my chance to make my catch!" And Stimpy turns on the vacuum suction, and the Box Ghost puts up no match against the inhaling wind, and neatly gets stored inside Stimpy's ghost capture unit! Stimpy says: "I did it! I'm cool! I caught the Box Ghost! Or at least, I certainly hope so!" /

The standard dance music song montage is played, with Ray Parker Jr.'s hit song of "Ghostbusters," showing Spongebob, Reggie, Patty, Rocko, and Norbert capturing 5 'other' Box Ghosts; while Sandy, Angelica, Lil, and Suzy catch what they think is Ember, but more likely, one of the 4 'other' Ember's. (Confessional) Otto says: "The way I see it, there's nothing more impressive than capturing a 'ghost.' So my goal is to look for the real Ember and show Angelica my mad moves while I capture the real Ember. Once she sees how I move and how excellent I am in the moving department, I think my love life with her will be guaranteed once I pull this off!" (End Confessional) Otto goes up to Angelica and says: "Princess Fame, I've got something to show you that will truly amaze you!" Angelica says: "I highly doubt that! Besides, I've already caught the real ghost, so I won't have to worry about you much longer." Otto says: "Did your ghost put up a fight?" Angelica says: "Hardly, but what difference does it make whether my ghost put up a fight or not?"

Otto says: "I think it will make ALL the difference because the Box Ghost may be an awful fighter, but Ember certainly isn't! Twister has BEEN to Casper, Wyoming, and he's seen Danny Phantom fight, and against Ember I might add. And Twister has never been wrong about anything important before!" Angelica says: "In that case, I'll play this game with you. Let's make it interesting. If it turns out that YOU caught the real Ember, I'll go on a date with you tonight. But since I HAVE the real Ember, you'll stop asking me out and never speak to me again!" Otto says: "I'll definitely be thinking of that when you're eating caviar with me tonight. And be sure to wear your most royal looking pink outfit. It will look great with the princely outfit I'M planning to wear!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "Otto is completely bluffing! He SO can't get the real Ember, especially not when I already have her! If there's one thing I never lose, it's a bet. And I've NEVER lost a bet before, and I don't intend to start now!" (End Confessional) Angelica is following Otto as he looks for Ember. It isn't too hard to find her since she's busy singing. Ember sings: "Oh Ember, you will remember. Ember, my favorite name. Ember, will never surrender. You will remember my name!"

Otto jumps out and says: "Avril Lavigne wanna-be, can't you ever think up of any new songs to sing about?!" Ember says: "Who are you to judge me, you skating creep?!" Otto says: "You've got a lot of spunk like Angelica does. Maybe I should let you haunt her so that you 2 will become friends!" Angelica yells: "OTTO! You wouldn't DARE!" Otto says: "Try me, Princess. Quite frankly, I'm tired of you ignoring me, so I'm going to force your hand. When you go on the date with ME tonight, you will do so lovingly and express your gratitude for me unconditionally." Angelica shouts: "In your dreams, you freaky little punk!" Otto says: "You can have it your way if you want. But I'd certainly hate to have MY mind controlled by an evil siren that will make your life even more of a living heck then it already is! If you think life with Suzie is hard, Ember will be absolutely insufferable!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "That little sneak! He used reverse psychology on me! That was clever! Underhanded, but clever! As much as I don't want to do ANYTHING with Otto, I certainly don't relish the thought of having some spectral singer haunt me! So, my choice is clear to me at this point." (End confessional) Angelica says: "Fine! Capture her! Just do it so I don't become a mere husk of my former self!" Otto says: "I knew you'd see it my way!"

And Ember fires ghostly musical notes at Otto! But Otto's skills with a skateboard and his ability to loop, swirl, twirl, pivot, dive, weave, turn, and spin away from Ember's notes makes him a practically impossible target to hit. Otto says: "I take it you're a fighter, not a lover." Ember says: "I love singing, with a fire of desire YOU can't possibly comprehend!" Otto says: "I bet you're not that great of a singer!" Ember says: "Shows how much you know! I've sold out 70 different stadiums in less than 30 nights over 49 states! If only California hadn't seen through my charade, but I'll show them someday!" Otto says: "Well, if you're such a good singer, then sing about the color of purple!" Ember says: "I'm going to blow your mind!" And Ember sings: "The color of my love is purple, and like the sky I shall be forever--forever--NOTHING RHYMES with Purple!!!!" And Otto zaps Ember with the anti-ectoplasm, and sucks the ectoplasm foe into the ghost capture unit. Otto says: "Ember, she made it all too easy for me." / Back at the campfire, all the captures have brought their Ghost Capture Units to Sniz and Fondue to see which 2 campers captured a real ghost.

Sniz says: "The ghostly objects are being downloaded into the Ghost Capture cans now. The light on the cans is currently blue, which means it's unoccupied. If the light turns red, it means that a Fairy Godparent and not a real ghost, has been captured. But if the light turns green, it means that a real ghost has been captured! So let’s see who caught real apparitions! Stimpy, since you got back 1st, we'll start with you." And Stimpy is sweating, nervous to find out the outcome of his catch. (DING!) Sniz says: "The light turned green! You got the real Box Ghost!" Stimpy says: "Happy, happy, joy, joy! I've got a place at the campfire tonight!" Sniz says: "Now it's time for everyone else!" One by one, Spongebob, Reggie, Patty, Rocko, Sandy, Norbert, Lil, and Suzie are disappointed as their catches go into the can, and the light turns red, meaning that they didn't capture a real ghost. Angelica says: "Before you discover what I ALREADY know, I'd just like to thank all of the little people I had to step on to capture the real Ember and win immunity like I always do." (BZZT!) Sniz says: "The light turned red! Your ghost was a fake!" Angelica yells: "WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I KNOW I caught the REAL EMBER! THAT CAN IS BROKEN!"

Sniz says: "If you don't like your capture, go on the Internet and complain! Now it's time for Otto and the verdict of his catch. Survey says (DING!) the light is green! Otto, you caught the real Ember! That means tonight's immunity winners are Stimpy and Otto! And everyone else has to take a chance and vote someone off!" Angelica screams: "NO!!!! I lost the bet! I've NEVER lost a bet!" Otto says: "There's a 1st time for everything, Princess. And since you lost the bet, you know what you have to do now!" Angelica threatens: "I hope you die a long, slow, and VERY PAINFUL DEATH, OTTO!!!!" / At the bonfire, all the campers are gathered around waiting for their marshmallows. Sniz says: "Once again, the time has come to determine which campers get to stay, and which camper has to leave." Otto says: "Angelica, I hope you're not planning on leaving. I made sure that you won't leave tonight." Sniz says: "1st of all, automatic marshmallows to the immunity winners. Stimpy and Otto. Now there are 9 campers and 8 marshmallows left, so good luck! Sandy, Rocko, Norbert, Spongebob, Lil, Patty, Reggie. Campers, this IS the last marshmallow of the evening.

(Suzie is smiling; Angelica is just looking grouchy at everyone.) Angelica." Suzie says: "WHAT?! Why are you voting me off?!" Otto says: "It's called a matter of priority. I didn't want Angelica to lose, and I didn't want her to get out of her commitment to me. I convinced everybody to vote you off instead. You're the most likely camper to be a threat to me and Angelica later, so I decided to get you out now while we still had a good chance of doing so." Suzie says: "Excuses, that's all you've got! But if that's the way you want it, I'll pack! (Runs into the cabin and grabs all of her bags) When I run into Tommy, Phil, Kimmi, and Dil, we are going to get super-organized and make sure that Angelica is super sorry when she gets home!" Angelica says: "I should be worried! At least YOU don't have a date with Otto Rocket! Nothing YOU can think of could POSSIBLY be worse than THAT!"
Suzie says: "You'd be surprised. But you're asking for it. Your attitude is going to get you into a lot of trouble someday! And when you DO get into trouble, I'm going to laugh so hard, I'm going to need a 2nd set of lungs for all the air I'll use! And Otto, you're nuts if you think Angelica will ever truly fall in love with you. Being in love with her is more dangerous than ANY other stunt you've probably pulled!"

Otto says: "It's a calculated risk. But what are extreme sports without an element of danger? Besides, I've played against greater odds and beaten them, so I'm not too worried." Suzie says: "Whatever. I hope the rest of you enjoy yourself while you can. It's later than you think and the challenges are only going to get harder after this! And I won't be here to help you out when you get into trouble! And you WILL get into trouble; I can almost guarantee THAT much!" And Suzie boards the Boat of Losers with her bags and sails away from the island. Angelica says: "Well, at least I got rid of my worst enemy on this island." Otto says: "And now we can celebrate with that special dinner of ours." Angelica says: "Heaven help me get through this or kill me right now!" And Angelica stands still and waits for judgment, but nothing happens. Angelica says: "Crud! I was really hoping to be killed right now!" /

Angelica and Otto are all dressed up fancy for their dinner date with food provided by Sniz. Otto says: "Would you like some more crepe suzette?" Angelica mutters: "I'd like to kick your butt!" Otto sing-speaks: "I didn't hear what you said!" Angelica grits: "I'd LIKE some more crepe suzette!" Otto says: "And?" Angelica struggles: "Now, please?!" Otto says: "Now is this so hard to do?" Angelica says under her breath: "Just you wait! When I get through with this date, I'm going to make you SO sorry you ever met me! One way or another, I am going to make you sorry!" / Episode Notes: Stimpy and Otto Rocket both win solo immunity in this episode. Suzie Carmichael is eliminated. Angelica goes on her first, albeit forced, date with Otto Rocket. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing this.

If anybody thought my last few episodes were good, they'll think this one is REALLY great! It's probably the best episode I've presented yet! :!: It's that good! / "Sink or Surf" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers had to go ghost hunting, searching for 2 real ghosts among 9 fakes. Stimpy caught the real Box Ghost out of sheer luck, and Otto caught the real Ember out of sheer skill and cunning! Not only that, but Otto even made Angelica agree to go on a date with him, much to Angelica's utter hatred and disgust for him. Even though Angelica wanted off the island REALLY badly, Otto told the other campers to vote Suzie Carmichael off instead, convincing them that she would be a threat to them against their chances of winning. Otto might have gotten what he wanted in getting to date Angelica, but is he going to regret ever getting it if Angelica has anything to say about it? Find out today on Total Cartoon Island!" /

In the early sun-lit hours of the morning, Reggie Rocket is practicing her surfing moves in the waters around the island. Rocko, who is interested in anything that Reggie does, decides to go down to the shore to take a closer look. As Reggie is jumping and flipping with her surfboard, Rocko calls out and says: "Do you mind if I throw a shrimp on the Barbie and take a spin on the lake myself?" Reggie says: "Not at all, Rocko!" Rocko says: "If you say so, my Sheila! But I must tell you that I'm quite the dingo rustler of waves down in Australia!" Reggie says: "I'm not worried; I'm always looking for some competition." Rocko says: "All right then! Here I come!" And Rocko grabs his home-made surf-board and jumps on the unusually bumpy surface of the lake which is actually getting some wave action! As Rocko gets his bearings, he asks: "Reggie, do you think the lake is experiencing unusually rough conditions today?" Reggie says: "I wouldn't know. I do most of my surfing near Ocean Shores, California." Rocko says: "Well, it's just that lakes usually don't get the circular current needed to whip up waves, surf, or swells! So I guess what I want to know is, why is the lake acting so differently today?"

Sniz walks on the beach, takes out a mega-phone and says: "I'm glad you asked; my marsupial wallaby. The action the lake is seeing is all part of what the camper's challenge is going to be today! I was going to tell every camper to get some practice in, but I see you're already ahead of the curb on that one!" Rocko shouts: "Naturally! Australia is a day ahead of most of the western hemisphere of Earth!" Sniz says: "Anyways, you need to come ashore to hear the rules of this new challenge!" In her cabin, Angelica is looking with anger at the great love Rocko and Reggie are sharing with each other. Norbert says: "Isn't it just great how Rocko and Reggie have formed such a perfect partnership? It reminds me of the bond that I share with Treeflower. Her beauty is unmatched anywhere by anyone, and I speak the truth from my own personal viewpoint." Patty says: "I know what you mean. I keep thinking about Dylan--I mean, Doug and the bond he shares with me!"

Angelica snaps and angrily says: "Love bonds?! How DARE you talk to me about such a thing?! You know what good love has done for me?! Bupkis! That jerk of a skater boy named Otto Rocket forced me to go on the first and WORST date of my LIFE! All he ever does is TALK!!!! If I wanted to go on a date with a boy, I'd go on a date with my own cousin!" Stimpy says: "Angelica, don't you think you're over-reacting a bit? I think you should learn how to relax." Angelica yells: "Relax?! I've never been more relaxed in all my life! If I were any MORE relaxed, I'd be DEAD!!!!" Sandy says: "For crying out loud, would you SHUT UP already?! All you've ever done the entire time you've been here is whine, moan, and complain about how you hate both the island and Otto Rocket. So, unless you're ready to start being active instead of re-active, I suggest going on the Internet and complaining!" Angelica says: "Oh, so you WANT me to be active? Don't worry, I can be plenty active! And you're going to see what can happen when I AM active!"

(Confessional) Angelica says: "I have several goals in life I want to accomplish, and falling in love on this Island is by FAR NOT ONE OF THEM!!!! Otto thinks he's so clever in getting a date with me, but he's going to be sorry he ever WENT on a date with me! I've got a doctorate in humiliation and revenge! I think it's high time I show Otto what happens when someone tries to mess with me, and I think I'll start by hitting Otto where it hurts the most! Since nothing I've said and/or done to Otto directly seems to bother him, I think I'll attempt the more sneaky approach, and go for his sister Reggie instead! I'll eliminate Reggie Rocket and frame Otto for doing it! It will make Otto seem like the villain, and it will get Otto to stop trying to hang out with me! Watch out Otto, because today, winning for me is inevitable! You can say good-bye to the complaining, non-active, bossy Angelica, and hello to the aggressive, take-no-prisoners, I mean business Angelica!" (End confessional) Sniz has all the campers gathered on the beach, either dressed in swim-wear or in Spongebob's, Norbert's, and Rocko's case, just their natural selves. Sniz says: "Campers, here's the challenge you're going to be facing today. You're going to face off in a surfing challenge!"

Otto says: "Sports and surf! Now you're talking my language!" Sniz continues: "Here's how it works. First, you will either produce or make a surf-board of your own, and you can build it and trick your board out anyway you see fit. The boards will be judged on functionality and overall coolness design. Second, you will all race on the lake in a circle course of 5 miles, avoiding various obstacles and accomplishing a few goals. #1, you must follow the route marked by the lake buoys. #2, you must ring the bell at every mile check-point to verify that you've been there. #3, you each have different colored flags that you must keep with you at all times. And of course, you must not let your surfboard break. Anyone who crosses the finish line accomplishing all these goals will automatically be saved from elimination. There are only two possible methods for elimination; failure to accomplish 1 of the 4 goals, or coming in last in the surfing race. Whichever one happens to a camper first, is the camper who will get the boot; so this is an automatic elimination competition! This is more than a race, this is a challenge made possible thanks to the magic of Jorgen Von Strangle, who has stirred up some fairy power to make the conditions of the lake to feel more like an ocean, and give you campers a significantly harder challenge than you would've had otherwise! So, I wish you the best of luck, you're going to need it!"

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "I haven't spent much time surfing, but when I do go surfing, I try to have fun because I know I'm not an expert when it comes to handling surfboards. I really don't care if I come in 1st, I just want to make it past the 5 miles and make a decent showing. My goal is to win this game show fair and square; because that's the way a TRUE camper wins things!" / Spongebob says: "I'm on home territory in the sport of surfing. I've spent most of my life in the ocean, and have experienced every type of surfing condition known to sea critters! I think I'm going to dominate this challenge!" / Norbert says: "I'm quite the beach master myself. Daggett is TERRIBLE at surfing and other ocean sports, but I have a really easy time with it! Not only do I do well with inland water sports challenges, I also excel at ocean water sports challenges as well!" / Sandy says: "I ain't never seen a wave too big or too ornery for me to master! When I ride Tsunamis, they tremble with fear when I get on them, because they know there's nothing they can do to get rid of me! Once I start surfing, I can't be stopped by anything that is within my path! I'm strong, rough, and Texas tough, and any water that tries to get the better of me, is going to be sorry it ever tried!" (End confessional)

Angelica whispers to Patty and says: "Miss Mayonnaise, we need to have a talk!" Patty says: "Sure, Angora, what do you want to talk about?" Angelica yells: "Why you STUPID LITTLE--!!"--then quickly realizes her grievous error, and Angelica calmly says: "--I mean, my sweet Patty Mayonnaise, I require your help in winning this challenge, because Alliance members help Alliance members out in challenges, right?" Patty says: "Sure, I guess so." Angelica says: "Perfect! I want you to spy on the surfboard designs that Reggie Rocket is making, copy them, and bring them back to me so that I can modify them and perfect them for my OWN surfboard! Then, using Otto's tools, you're going to use some plans that I've drawn up to 'modify' Reggie's surf-board for the surfing challenge." Patty says: "You want me to help you in helping out one of your rivals?" Angelica gets a devious look and says: "Why wouldn't I want to help Reggie out? The challenge wouldn't be interesting otherwise. And I certainly like my challenges to be interesting, don't you Patty?" Patty says: "Of course." Angelica says: "Then hop to it! Those designs aren't going to spy on themselves, and I don't have all day to make my surfboard!"

(Confessional) Patty says: "Lately, it seems that all Angelica can think about is the relationships that other campers have and the effect those relationships they have on her. For instance, in the past week or so, Angelica has been speaking nonsense about how couples are the worst thing to appear on game-shows since lifelines. Personally, I think she's joking around because NOBODY would intentionally try to break loving couples up, especially during a game show! Besides, I'm not naive enough to think that Angelica would try to do something like that! She's always known better in every other challenge that we've been in!" / Angelica says: "Patty is SO trusting! If I weren't using her, she could practically be my cousin! She has no idea that my designs for Reggie Rocket's board are intentionally full of flaws! My plan is that the surfboard I design for Reggie will break apart during the race! And when she doesn't finish, she will automatically get eliminated! And Otto's tools will get Otto framed for it! Wouldn't Patty be surprised if she had the idea that I could be so devious?!" / Patty says: "Okay, maybe I am a LITTLE naive, but Angelica has always been trustworthy to me before...that I KNOW of!" /

Angelica says: "I wouldn't trust Patty as far as I can throw her, and that's not far at all! There are two kinds of people in this world. Leaders like me, and sheep. And Patty is a major sheep, BAAA!!!! Still, she's still useful to me, so I'll keep her for now. And when she ceases to be useful, I'll dump her. All that matters is immunity. Invincibility is everything!" (End confessional) Patty is watching through binoculars on what Reggie is making with Rocko. A walkie-talkie on her hip begins to buzz. Angelica's voice talks through it and says: "Princess One to Empty Head, Princess One to Empty Head, do you copy?" Patty says: "I copy, but why is my codename Empty Head again?" Angelica says: "Because my codename is Princess One! How are your studies of Reggie's designs coming along?" Patty says: "Her design is good, REALLY good! I don't see how you could improve on her perfection!" Angelica says: "You just worry about making your own surfboard, and leave Reggie's re-designed surf-board to me." Patty says:" Roger, Angelica; over and out." /

Sandy is polishing up her surfboard, and Spongebob says: "Wow, Sandy. You've really out-done yourself in out-doing yourself!" Sandy says: "Thank you, Spongebob! I call it the Texas Titan! It's got the latest state of the art technological advances! Titanium sails, jet propellers, oars, paddles, fans, GPS navigational system, and a fully loaded DVD system on a 44 inch plasma Digital TV that receives 900 channels!" Spongebob says: "Sandy, you're incredible!" Sandy says: "I know, everyone says that." Spongebob says: "Well, does everyone say they love you? Because I do." Sandy stops examining her surfboard details and says: "You do what, now?" Spongebob says: "I love you, Sandy. I've always loved you. I've pined for you ever since the day I met you. I may act like a goof sometimes, but I want you to know that I always did it in good fun, and thought that maybe you might like to join in my antics once in a while for yourself." Sandy says: "Spongebob, you're really cute. But I think that you and I both know that you haven't, aren't, and won't ever be ready to have a serious relationship! You don't have the slightest concept about the way the world works, and you can't take anything that anybody says at face value. You don't know how to be an adult man." Spongebob says: "But Sandy--!"

Sandy interrupts and says: "I work hard, you goof off. You take everything for granted, and I know everything comprehensibly possible by a Squirrel with a 192 IQ. What can you do for me that I can't do myself? You're not bright enough to know how to be an adult, and I'm far too smart to think that you ever could be. You're out of your league if you think you stand a chance to be with me." (Confessional) Spongebob slightly cries and says: "What I don't understand is, how Sandy can be so smart and yet so neglectful at the same time? I have feelings just like she does, and I'm not stupid! I'm not! I go to Boating School, I work at the Krusty Krab, I've stopped Plankton's plots too many times to count, and I help Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy save the day on a semi-regular basis! And I know how to take care of a pet snail, blow bubbles, and catch jellyfish! I can do so much stuff! And that's stuff that Sandy Cheeks never does! If she's so smart, she'd do fun stuff with me, and not just blow it off without even trying it! Well, I'd rather be happy and not be that intelligent then to be that smart and not even care when someone hurts the feelings of the one they love! Why can't Sandy be happy with me the way I am? I just want to be respected and loved for the way I am, not the way others would want me to be!" (End confessional)

After Spongebob's confession ends, Patty goes up to Angelica Pickles to share what was seen of Reggie Rocket's board. Angelica says: "What's the verdict, Patty?" Patty says: "Her board will be built to last in functionality, relative coolness, and overall aerodynamic design. We can't improve upon it." Angelica says: "Who said we were going to improve upon it?! We're going to sabotage it!" Patty says: "Sabotaging?! But that's like, cheating!" Angelica says: "DUH!!!! It's only cheating if you get CAUGHT! Besides, you want to go to the Final Three, don't you?! You want to get a share of $150,000 don't you?" Patty says: "Yes, but--." Angelica interrupts: "Then use Otto's tools and make the modifications I have outlined to make Reggie's board unstable. And above all, be discreet! I DON'T want anybody to see what you're doing!" (Confessional) Patty says: "Angelica really seems to be going overboard with her whole wanting to win thing. I know I said that I would be loyal to her alliance. But lately, I'm just not sure. What kind of a person would ask her best friend to sabotage a fellow contestant's surfboard? Why can't Angelica just let me race on my own? I'd rather win or lose fair and square than win based on a lie." /

Angelica says: "A quitter never cheats, and a cheater never quits! I NEVER quit, and I never LOSE! I'm going to employ every dirty trick in the book in order to win this game, and as long as I'm sabotaging Reggie's board, I'm going to mess with Sandy's board so that when she tries to use the motor on that board, it will explode and send her into the water where she'll tread in the lake for hours! I'm going to take this game by the horns and wrestle it to the ground! My mother told me that there's only one way for a girl to get ahead in the world! To take what I can, WHEN I can, and let nobody stand in my way! And if Otto tries to stand in my way, or if Patty tries to develop a backbone, I will make them the OBJECT of my vengeance, and make them suffer like they've never suffered before! That's not just a promise, that's a guarantee!" (End confessional) Rocko goes up to inspect Reggie's board. Rocko says: "Your design is absolutely top notch! Have you been making surfboards for long?" Reggie says: "A full decade to be precise. It's funny, but surfing is almost like second nature to me. My dad always told me that I seem more at home on the ocean than I do walking on land. I'm really graceful handling the waves. But sometimes, I can be a real klutz on land."

Rocko says: "I don't think you're a klutz. You might be a little uncoordinated at times, but that doesn't make me love you any less." Reggie says: "You mean to tell me that you don't mind if I accidentally trip or fall down every other day?" Rocko says: "I'm saying that I want to be there to help you back up. You're a good girl who obeys the rules, plays fair and square, and you always seem to have a cheerful disposition. It's those qualities that have attracted me to you. What qualities attract you to me?" Reggie says: "Well, you're honest, kind-hearted, you always know how to be yourself, and you always express your opinions in a sincere, respectful way." Rocko says: "That's amazing! We both like each other for our inner qualities rather than how the other looks on the outside!" Reggie says: "Looks aren't everything. Take my brother, Otto for instance. He might seem like a lean, mean, shredding machine. But back at Ocean Shores, he's a pretty decent guy. We might be a little competitive, but that's just how we were raised. Dad encourages us to be good sports, and to perform any sport we play in at 110%." Rocko says: "Well, for as long as I've known you here, you certainly have enough moves and skills to go far in this challenge. I look forward to racing with you today."

Lil runs up to them and says: "Hey you two! Want to check out MY cool surfboard?!" Reggie says: "Lil, you really don't have to show us your--." Lil says: "Come on! Take a look at it! I want your honest opinion!" Rocko says: "Why don't we check her surfboard out? I mean, our surfboards aren't going to go anywhere." Reggie says: "And besides, if we get a look at her surfboard, we'll know how good we have to perform if we want to beat her!" So Rocko and Reggie get up to inspect Lil's board. Patty comes out of hiding and goes up to work on Reggie's board. Patty says: "They're gone! I guess it's now or never. Still, I really wish I didn't have to do this. It seems so wrong. Oh, Reggie; I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me, but Angelica told me that I needed to do this to prove my friendship to her." And Patty, wearing black leather gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints, begins using Otto's tools to make adjustments to Reggie's board that will make it structurally unsound.

(Confessional) Angelica says: "Nothing says instant immunity like the sound of me winning the challenge and Otto getting blamed for Reggie's elimination! Plus, messing with super-perfectionist Sandy Cheeks by turning her from a cocky, gloating, glory hog, into a screaming, whiny, pathetic wet squirrel will only be a bonus for me! It's a good thing I learned that despite Sandy's entire life of living in the ocean, she actually can't swim! This is my day of glory!" (End confessional) Finally, the building of all the boards is completed, and it is time to have them judged. Sniz says: "It's time to award points for coolness! Reggie, your Catalina Cruiser is bright, light in design, and will most certainly prove to be a great racer!" Reggie says: "Naturally. I've spent several summers helping my dad work the Surf Shack. I know a thing or 2,000 about surfboards!" Sniz says: "And Patty, you certainly made an interesting choice with the Patty Paddle. I never would've thought to design a surfboard around a hamburger." Patty says: "It fits my character. I mean, mayonnaise goes into sandwiches, but I've never seen sandwiches go into the ocean. I think Patty's have more potential then they're given credit for." Sniz says: "And Spongebob, what do you call YOUR design?" Spongebob says: "The Spongebob Square board!"

Sniz says: "Well, I get the name. But using a square piece of wood and simply coloring it yellow? That's the best you could do? No offense, but that's really lame." Spongebob sighs and says: "No offense taken, I guess." Sniz says: "And Lil, your surfboard is positively wild!" Lil says: "Well, nothing says wild like a Gothic inspired number featuring gargoyles, demons, imps, and fire on my Devil Dancer 6000!" Sniz says: "And Rocko, I didn't know you were a fan of outer space travel. But you've really surprised me with your space ship design." Rocko says: "Mate, it's not a space ship, it's a rocket. This is my Rocko Rocket 4000 to be precise. A number inspired by my one true love, Reggie Rocket." Sniz says: "Well, that's a boring story. Sweet, but boring. And Norbert, what is your Beaver creation called?" Norbert says: "The DAM Torpedo 3000! It combines my knowledge of building dams with the speed of a torpedo!" Sniz says: "Now that's a surfboard that's actually creative!" Otto says: "And what exactly is MY board?! Chopped liver?!" Sniz says: "Of course not. Your Hawk shaped design is both impressive and inventive!" Otto says: "Isn't it? The Mach Hawk, dedicated to my idol Tony Hawk, was built to fly on the water faster then any other board and take names!" Sniz says: "So what other names is it taking? Ha, ha; ha! Just kidding Otto! And Angelica, what is your little motorized number called?"

Angelica says: "The Pink Princess Sweet 16. My TOTALLY 'original' design is pretty, functional, intelligent, beautiful, and it weighs only two ounces!" Norbert says: "Like her brain!" Angelica says: "Zip it, Beaverette!" Sniz says: "And Sandy, I think you've made a surfboard to end ALL surfboards!" Sandy says: "Nothing is too big or too impressive for me to build! My Texas Titan is going to kick butt! Don't mess with the squirrel!" Sniz says: "I wouldn't dream of it. And Stimpy, I'm surprised you made a board for this competition. I thought cats hated the water." Stimpy says: "That's a common misconception. There are actually some cats that live to catch their food IN the water, they get wet all the time, and they're actually some pretty good cat swimmers. And I know it might not be much, but I did build the Red Cat all by myself. Just the basics, a good old-fashioned design built with a lot of skill, patience and practice." Sniz says: "And who can argue with the end results? You did a good job going retro. Well, it looks like pretty much everybody has made a cool-looking surfboard. But coolness means nothing if it doesn't race very well! The second part of the challenge will begin immediately!"

(Confessional) Reggie says: "I just want to say that I've practically got this race in the bag! I've won Ocean Shores Junior Surfing Race Competition every year for the past 10 years, and I've never lost a single surfing challenge that I've entered yet! There might be a 1st time for everything, but today is a day that I don't plan on losing!" / Norbert says: "Daggett, if you're watching this, I just want to say that I'm totally going to OWN this challenge! And Treeflower, if YOU'RE watching this, I just want to say that I'm racing to the best of my abilities, to win for you." / Otto says: "Building is in my blood, and racing is too. I have never met a skateboard, surfboard, or snowboard around that I couldn't improve upon or build better, or make it look better than it was before! And not only do I make those boards cooler, I also make them faster! These lake waves are going to get TOTALLY shredded!" / Stimpy says: "It would be great if I could win. Sure, I only have 10% chance of winning right now, but I certainly do my best with the odds I have right now. Even so, I won't be a poor sport if I lose. All of the other campers are good sports and deserve to win the money as much as I do; except for Angelica, because she's mean!" (End confessional)

Sniz says: "All campers in the water! It's time to get this surfing race started!" Everybody grabs their board and gets behind the starting line. Sniz says: "On your mark, get set--! (Blows air horn) GO!!!!" And everybody begins to ferociously paddle their way out into the lake in order to catch their first wave, while the "Rocket Power" theme song plays in the background. Otto moves ahead of Reggie and says: "My surfboard is obviously faster, sister! Give up, while you still have a chance!" Reggie says: "Not on your life, Otto! I think you know better than that! A quitter never rocket's, and a Rocket never quits!" Otto says: "Suit yourself! But it will be a cold day in the deserts of our home state of California before you beat me!" Reggie says: "Guess you haven't been checking out the Weather Channel, because that day is TODAY!" Sandy says: "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Sandy turns on her motor, but weird noises start to occur. Norbert says: "Sandy, what's going on?!" Sandy says: "My surfboard! It's malfunctioning! (BOOM!!!!) AHHH!!!! (SPLASH!!!!) HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP!" Angelica pushes her button on her surfboard and says: "So long, suckers!" And she zooms WAY ahead into the lead. Stimpy says: "Otto! What are we going to do?!" Spongebob says: "I'll tell you what I'M going to do! Sandy! Hold on! I'll save you!" And Spongebob jumps off his surfboard and swims toward Sandy with all of his might.

Spongebob says: "Just keep your head above the water Sandy! I'm going to rescue you!" Sandy says: "The current's too strong! It's pulling me--!" But her head disappears below the water! Spongebob says: "Sandy, wait!" And Spongebob dives in after Sandy, swimming like he's never had to swim before! Finally, Spongebob grabs Sandy's arm and pulls her back up to his surfboard. Spongebob gasps and says: "Sandy, its okay. You're safe now." Sandy coughs and says: "Spongebob! You just, saved my life?!" Spongebob says: "Yes, I guess." Sandy says: "Even after I said that you were stupid, irresponsible, and would never be emotionally ready for an adult relationship? Why would you help me?" Spongebob says: "Because deep down, you would've done the same for me. There was a time when I didn't know how to swim either. But Larry helped me become a professional at dog-paddling, and now I know how to do all kinds of swimming moves. Besides, I couldn't let you drown, Sandy. I care too much about you." Sandy says: "Do you care enough to love me even after I made this bad mistake? I can't believe you could do something so responsible! I really underestimated you!" Spongebob says: "It's all right Sandy. The truth is, you've helped protect my life more often than once. If anything, I still owe you."

Sandy says: "Well, I'm willing to take you back, and begin a serious relationship with you. That is, if you still WANT me to take you back." Spongebob says: "Sandy, I thought you'd never ask!" And Spongebob impulsively kisses Sandy on the lips, and she falls instantly in love. Sandy says: "I've never been kissed by a man with that much romance before. We truly DO belong together!" Spongebob says: "I'm just glad you're okay. I know I can be odd, but I am ready to have a serious relationship. I can be the man you deserve, and I can face whatever danger we have to face." Sandy says: "Spongebob, as far as I'm concerned, I wouldn't have it any other way." Stimpy says: "But what about your board? The motor is shot!" Sandy says: "I don't need the motor! I included sails on my surfboard in case the machine did malfunction!" Otto says: "Malfunction?! More like sabotaged! I'll bet you anything Angelica had something to do with that! And now she's got a HUGE lead! Angelica, you've proven to me that you're just as devious and underhanded just as you are pretty! I like your methods! You know how to play a good game, and that makes me only more determined to prove myself to you!"

Stimpy says: "Come on! It's not over yet! We still have a challenge to finish! If Angelica wants a race, we'll give her one! And we'll make it the race of her life!" And everybody else resumes paddling and gets back to surfing on a fast wave to try to get closer to Angelica, in the hopes of preventing her from winning. Angelica is gaining a healthy lead and is gloating to herself with glee. Angelica says: "Having this much fun at someone else's expense is SO bad, it should be illegal! But it's not, so I don't care!" As the other contestant's race to catch up with her, Rocko notices something. Rocko says: "It looks like the wind is picking up a bit. At this rate, we're going to be seeing great conditions for some wave riding!" Norbert says: "I am DOWN with that! Beavers and water are like two best friends, and water has and would NEVER hurt a beaver!" Sandy says: "Spongebob, do you remember the surfing training that Johnny Kahuna Laguna gave you?" Spongebob says: "I sure do! Just keep breathing, stay focused, and my surfing will be downright spectacular!" Sandy says: "Then let's put this race away, honey!" And Spongebob giggles and blushes!

(Confessional) Spongebob says: "Sandy called me her honey! She really DOES love me now! If mom and dad aren't watching this now, then they might NEVER believe that I've fallen in love with a girl! In fact, I think that even if Squidward IS seeing this, he STILL wouldn't believe it! I'll probably move in with Sandy someday, so that Squidward can finally get the peace and quiet he needs if he ever wants to become a successful clarinet player." (End Confessional) Sniz and Fondue are watching the race from the shore. Fondue asks: "Sniz, how is everybody doing?" Sniz says: "Angelica is going around the first loop and she's still in the lead. But with the wind at their backs, the other campers are beginning to catch up fast!" Angelica goes halfway around the loop and says: "I can see my future now! When people look in the dictionary and find the word GENIUS, my picture will be right next to that word!" Then she sees the other campers starting to enter the loop and she screams: "HEY! You can't do that! THAT'S CHEATING!!!!" Sandy says: "You should talk, you spoiled little mommy's girl!"

(Confessional) Angelica says: "If those other campers think that I can be beaten in this challenge, I'm just going to say that I can't be beaten! I've taken great pains to ensure that fact, and I've set up a few little booby traps on this course to guarantee that a few campers are going to suffer some unfortunate 'accidents' if you know what I mean!" (End Confessional) Angelica takes out a remote control and pushes an orange button! A bunch of sea mines float up to the surface, to explode at the slightest touch of a surfboard! Stimpy says: "Holy Yaksmas, how are we ever going to get through that?!" Otto says: "Just follow my lead! Nobody, not even Angelica Pickles, cheats Otto Rocket out of a victory!" And with Otto leading the way, Otto maneuvers his board in such a way, he makes the sea mines explode all around him without getting caught in the blast himself, and makes a wide enough path clear of mines that the other campers can get through without much of a sweat. Reggie says: "You've still got some fancy moves in the water, bro! Otto says: "It's just like riding a bike, Rockets move fast and always hit their marks!"

Angelica knows that the mine fields will slow the other campers down, but she wants to double her chances of winning so she decides to come up with another sneaky plan. When Angelica comes to a fork in the pond, the sign pointing to the left says: "Total Cartoon Surf Course this way." And the sign pointing to the right says: "Danger! Construction Work on Dam Building at 1 PM today! Dynamite Explosives in this Area, Keep Out! Have a Nice Day!" So Angelica shifts the directions of the signs so that they're each pointing the other way, and Angelica goes down the correct path of the course. The other surfers, unaware of Angelica's trick, head down the wrong fork and find themselves in rapid water! Then the water becomes eerily calm. Rocko says: "This doesn't seem right. It's quiet, much too quiet." Stimpy says: "There's a sign up ahead that says, Dynamite Dam Work 100 Yards Ahead!" Patty says: "But I thought the work was being done on the OPPOSITE fork!" Otto says: "It must be another one of Angelica's tricks! We've got to turn around!" Sandy says: "We can't turn around! The rapids we passed are too strong for our surfboards to go up-stream, and the wind is like a gale, and is just pushing us forward all the time!"

Reggie says: "Well what time is it?!" Stimpy says: "It's almost--!" And at that moment, dynamite explodes all around them, creating waves that threaten to swallow any un-careful contestants into the deepness of the freshwater lake. Amazingly, all of the campers manage to get through the explosives, and safely come back to the main fork of the pond, but Angelica is still far ahead in the lead! Angelica continues to gloat to herself: "My sneaky ways have got my victory in the bag! I've got beauty, brains, charms, and looks! Nothing can stop me!" Then she hears the other campers coming up close behind her, and realizes that the race STILL isn't over yet, and the finish line is just in sight! Rocko says: "Angelica is within range! We'll be able to over-take her soon!" Reggie says: "Let's show Angelica that cheaters NEVER--!" But Reggie never finishes her thought because at that point, her surfboard breaks due to Patty's earlier sabotage and Reggie falls in the water! Rocko says: "Reggie! Please come up!" Reggie comes back to the surface! Rocko says: "Reggie, are you all right?" Reggie says: "I'm relatively fine." Sandy says: "Are you hurt in any way?"

Reggie says: "Just my pride is hurt." Norbert says: "We can't just stop right now. We've got to finish the race." Reggie says: "My board is broken! You'll have to go on without me! My race is done!" Rocko says: "Not on my watch! A good Australian never leaves a fair Sheila behind! Get on my board, and we'll give it everything we've got!" Reggie says: "Rocko, you're the best boyfriend I've ever had! Technically, you're the only boyfriend I've ever had, but who's counting?" And Reggie climbs onto Rocko's board, and all of the other campers make a last mad dash for the finish line. Sniz says: "It's coming right down to the wire, Fondue! All the campers appear to have good chances, but it's STILL anybody's race! It looks like it's going to be--!" (Photo snaps, air horn blares!) Sniz says: "A photo finish! And this picture will tell us who the lucky winner is! And it seems like the champion of the surfers is going to be--NO! That's impossible!" Fondue says: "What is it?" Sniz says: "The picture is showing us that Angelica Pickles crossed the finish line first!" Angelica says: "Yes! In your faces, losers! And because Reggie's surfboard broke, that means she's automatically eliminated!"

Otto says: "I object to that happening! You raced through that whole challenge using cheating, sabotaging, and illegal mine littering! You don't deserve to win!" Angelica says: "Otto, I'm surprised at you. I thought you loved me and would do anything to have me." Otto says: "The only thing stronger than my sense of love is my sense of justice!" Angelica says: "If your sense of justice is so strong, then please tell me who else would've used YOUR tools to sabotage Reggie's surfboard?!" Everyone else says: "WHAT?!" Otto says: "Come on! Do you really believe that I'm capable of sabotaging my own sister's surfboard?!" Sandy says: "That's for a jury to decide, you backhanded saboteur!" Otto says: "I didn't sabotage ANYBODY'S surfboard! Honestly, you've GOT to believe me!" Rocko says: "We believe you, Otto. Right, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "Well, yes, no--I don't really like confrontations!" Norbert says: "Where is your honor, you dirt bag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to stay!" Lil says: "Its all clear to me now! You couldn't handle Reggie making circles around your surfboard! You didn't want to face the fact that Reggie had become a better surfer than you, so you get rid of her! Well what if I become a better SKATEBOARDER than you?! Are you going to sabotage me, to?!"

Sandy says: "I don't think we should give him a chance!" Norbert says: "Grab him!" Lil says: "I've got his arms!" Sandy says: "I'm grabbing his legs!" Stimpy says: "Will you folks please stop it?!" Norbert says: "I'm tackling him!" And as Sandy, Norbert, and Lil wrestle Otto to the ground, Otto says: "Get off of me! I can explain everything!" Sniz yells: "STOP!!!! Enough of this foolish behavior! Get up, right now!" And everyone obeys Sniz's orders. Sniz says: "Solving this problem with violence won't take care of anything. Now, I know I said this challenge would be an automatic elimination, but under the circumstances, I think we should let our contestants should decide who gets eliminated. That's a fair way for our jury to decide whether the verdict is guilty, or innocent of the crime." (Confessional) Angelica says: "My plan worked! Three major campers think that Otto Rocket is to blame for Reggie's unfortunate 'accident,' and now they're going to think of Otto as a cheater! That should prove to Otto once and for all that I am NOT a prize to be won!" / Otto says: "I don't care what anybody else says! All that matters to me is that I know that I didn't do it!"
(End Confessional, scene shifts to the bonfire)

Sniz says: "You have all cast your votes. There are 10 campers facing judgment, but only 9 marshmallows. One of you campers is about to leave and can not return, EVER! The marshmallows go to Angelica, Stimpy, Sandy, Spongebob, Rocko, Norbert, Lil, and Patty. Campers, this IS the final marshmallow of the evening. (Reggie looks sadly at Rocko, Otto looks angrily at Sniz.) Otto." (Everyone gasps) Sniz says: "Okay, that was a shocker. Even I'm shocked, and I knew the answer!" Rocko says: "I'm sorry, Reggie. I honestly thought that you would be safe. But I couldn't vote off Otto Rocket, not without any concrete evidence that he was the culprit responsible." Reggie says: "That's okay. I couldn't vote him off, either. I know my brother. My brother may be a lot of things, but a cheater has never really been one of them!" Otto says: "But I still don't understand why I'm safe and why my sister has to leave!" Angelica says: "It's very simple, Otto. I want you to feel the pain that I feel! I feel pain having to be around you all the time, so I want you to feel the pain of knowing that there are at least three campers here who will NEVER trust you again!"

Otto says: "So that's your game plan is it? You want me to feel guilty and bad about a crime I didn't commit? Well, it's not going to work! I don't care who trusts me and who doesn't! I know the truth, and even if no one else believes it, that doesn't change any facts about what happened today! My conscience is still clear, and I have nothing to be ashamed about!" Angelica says: "You may sound confidant now, but you WILL learn to respect me and keep your distance away from me! One way or another, I must break you!" Otto says: "You can try, Ivan Drago, but a Rocket can NEVER be broken!" Reggie says: "That's right, Otto. Rocko, remember me fondly and do your best to kick Angelica's butt!" Rocko says: "I certainly will my fair Sheila; how about one last kiss for the road?" Reggie says: "Thank you, Rocko. At least I know that I have one thing to look forward to when this contest is over, and that's being with you again!" And Reggie and Rocko hug each other and share a passionate kiss! Reggie then grabs her bags and heads towards the Dock of Shame and the Boat of Losers. Reggie says: "Farewell, fellow campers! Remember me fondly, and always reach for the stars!" And the Boat sails out of sight.

(Confessional) Patty says: "I feel very weird about helping Angelica cheat Reggie Rocket off the island. I can't help but feel partially responsible for her elimination. This kind of feeling is like feeling guilt, and I don't like it that Angelica is making me feel guilt! I'm starting to think that Angelica isn't such a good friend after all!" (End Confessional) Episode Notes: Angelica Pickles wins the contest and immunity, Reggie Rocket is eliminated. Spongebob and Sandy officially become boyfriend and girlfriend with this episode. For the interest of space and time, while some obstacles were mentioned by Sniz, they were glossed over in order to focus on the contestants issues themselves in this episode. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it.

Forgive me for multi-posting, but my show must go on. So without any further delay, here is my next episode of "Total Cartoon Island." / "Funplex Fury Fever!" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers had to face off against each other in a surfing challenge that challenged their mental prowess as well as their physical prowess. Spongebob proved to Sandy that he was ready for a serious relationship with her when he saved her from drowning, while Angelica proved to be a totally mean and rude backstabbing girl. Angelica forced Patty Mayonnaise to help her sabotage Reggie Rocket's surfboard and make it look like Otto did it. When Angelica crossed the finish line first and successfully made some of the campers think that Otto sabotaged his own sister, it seemed like Otto would pay the price for falling in love with Angelica Pickles. But through an amazing stroke of luck, enough campers didn't believe that Otto was guilty of the crime he was convicted of and voted off Reggie Rocket for coming in last in the surfing challenge. Who will be the next camper to walk the Dock of Shame? Will Otto ever forgive Angelica for framing him for sabotage? And will Angelica manage to cheat her way to victory yet again? Find out the answers to these questions and more, on Total Cartoon Island!" /

It's a lazy sunny morning in the girl's cabin, it's very quiet except for the occasional snacking done by Sandy and Lil Deville, trying to NOT concentrate on the latest scheme Angelica is trying to sell to Patty Mayonnaise. Angelica says: "Patty, I keep telling you, I need to know right now what's wrong with you! Ever since Reggie Rocket got voted off, you've had the personality of a wet mop!" Patty says: "Don't start THIS with me again!" Angelica says: "Fine! That's it! I mean, Eureka, for sure! I guess I'm just about finished with YOU then, right?!" Patty grabs a grape soda and says: "FINISH THIS!" And Patty throws her open soda can and most of the liquid is splashed into Angelica's face, though some of it spills onto Lil. Patty says: "To you from me, Patty Mayonnaise! Sorry, Lil!" And Patty walks out of the cabin angrily. Angelica shouts: "PATTY! You better get back here; we need to talk RIGHT NOW!"

(Confessional) Angelica is busy washing herself off and says: "I HATE IT when my lackeys get all uppity! No matter how long you search for naive help, someone ALWAYS has to try to think for themselves! I mean; does Patty Mayonnaise she can get to the Final 3 without MY help?! I MADE her! And I can un-make her and break her SO easily, it won't even be funny! And that will serve as a reminder to Lil that she shouldn't cross me EITHER, or she will suffer the same fate, more or less!" / Lil says: "I honestly can't say I blame Patty for doing what she did to Angelica, because Angelica has just been acting more and more like a psycho all the time. I mean, I was thinking of doing the same thing Patty did before she did that, but that's okay. I'll think of something else to do to Angelica to prove that she can't boss others around! Besides, I have plans of my own, and they involve me and Stimpy going to the Final Two together, where either one of us will win the game fair and square, because that's the only way to play a game!" /

Otto says: "I can't believe how much of a devil Angelica is! Stimpy found out EXACTLY what happened during the day of the surfing challenge! He inquired Patty Mayonnaise about the incident! Thankfully, Patty had a guilty conscience and admitted that it was all Angelica's idea to frame me in the hopes that it would humiliate me so much to be wrongfully convicted of a crime, that I would then suddenly stop pursuing her! The only thing is, I'm still going to pursue her, but for a different reason! Angelica has proven to me that she wants to face off against me in a competition! If it's a fight Angelica wants, then it's a fight I'm going to give her! And when we meet on the battlefields again, it will be on MY turf playing by MY rules! And I NEVER lose when I get to play with MY rules! It might be unfair for her, but she has it coming! All is fair in love and war, and while I still love her, Angelica has shown that she REALLY wants to play war with me now!" /

Stimpy says: "Ren and Lil have shown me that there are two kinds of people in this world, good people, and bad people. I'm a good person...or cat anyways, Lil is a good person, and Otto is a good person, no matter what Sandy Cheeks might think, but she's a good squirrel as well. The only girl I know of so far who is NOT a good person is Angelica Pickles! She's as mean as a snake, and has about the same attractive quality as one to, which for me is none! It's obvious to me that Angelica relies on her scheming, manipulative, controlling ways to deceive others and make her way past the challenges in this show! I think that in the end, it will be Angelica's bottomless pit of mean that will be her undoing and will lead to her ultimate downfall! My mother told me that mean people NEVER truly win anything in life, and Angelica is definitely a mean girl!" (End Confessional) In the boy's cabin, Spongebob is serving up Norbert and Stimpy some Breakfast Krabby Patties. Spongebob asks: "Stimpy, where's Rocko?" Stimpy says: "Rocko can't help himself. He's been crying so much ever since Reggie Rocket left the island." Norbert says: "You can't really blame him. I was pretty sad myself when Treeflower was lost to me."

(Confessional) Rocko sings: "Reggie, come back! Any kind of fool can see! There's something and everything about you! There's something about you girl, that makes me sweat! I'm sending you love, and good thoughts to wherever it is the Boat of Losers takes you!" (End Confessional) Rocko walks out of the Confessional and Otto begins to walk beside him. Otto says: "Rocko, don't beat yourself over Reggie's departure. I miss her as much as you do, but we still have a game to play. We can't let our emotions get in the way of trying to beat Angelica." Norbert walks out of the cabin and says: "You should TALK! You barely shed a tear when Reggie left!" Otto says: "Believe me, I was crying on the inside!" Spongebob walks out and says: "Look Otto, I know sympathy and empathy aren't really your things, but don't you think you could show Rocko a little emotional support?" Otto asks: "You want me to hug him or something?" Stimpy runs out and says: "That's a GREAT idea! Everybody, get in a big group hug! Group hug!" And Stimpy gathers all the boys together for a big bear hug! Norbert says: "These group hugs always help me feel great!" Stimpy lets go and Spongebob asks: "Rocko, do you feel better now?" Rocko says: "A bit. I know she's gone, but I think I can manage better now."

Sniz announces over the loud-speakers: "Attention, campers! You have a surprise waiting for you on the other side of the island! Be there in exactly 30 minutes or less!" Stimpy says: "What do you think we have to do this time?" Norbert says: "Whatever the challenge is, I hope it will be a fun challenge!" Otto then adds: "It's got to be more fun than the last challenge was!" / When the remaining campers get to the other side of the island, they are surprised when they see a giant drape covering the front of a VERY large building!
Sniz says: "Campers, what awaits for you will be your latest and greatest challenge!" Lil says: "Cool! What is it?" Sniz says: "Under this drape, is the coolest building this side of Lake Superior and all of your dreams are about to become a reality!" Angelica says: "And what would YOU know about MY dreams?!" Fondue says: "I can imagine a LOT, you spoiled--!" Sniz interrupts: "Easy on her, brother. We'll save the insults for the blooper reel episode. In the meantime, what we're about to unveil will be a great sensation that will dazzle your eyes, make you drool with anticipation, and will make your armpits sweat with sheer surprise!"

Angelica says: "Good thing I put on 3 layers of deodorant today!" Sniz says: "Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you--(they pull off the drape and reveal glittering emerald eyesight)--Sniz and Fondue's Funplex Galleria Mall!" Patty says: "I can't believe it! Our OWN private MALL where we can actually SHOP and SPEND and EAT and do how many other things that are FUN?! That's so amazing I could--Eeeee!!!!" Lil says: "Eeeee!!!!" Sandy sarcastically says: "Eeeee. Congratulations, you're both valley girls. Remind me to find you both a place to rent in Beverly Hills." Patty says: "Just think, Lil! With the right set of make-up tools, we could wind up on the cover of People Magazine!" Lil says: "That would be so cool!" Sniz says: "Patty, you have actually guessed the theme for this challenge correctly. For today's challenge, all you have to do is SHOP until you DROP!"

Rocko says: "That doesn't sound like a problem. I've had experience doing that back in my home town of O-Town!" Sniz says: "You will each be given a credit card pre-paid for and approved by Fondue. All you have to do is buy as much as you can as fast as you can. There are only two rules. One, you can't exceed or max out your credit card during this challenge or you will be disqualified. Two, the last camper to exit the mall without over-taxing their credit limit will be automatically eliminated. That means no bonfire ceremony. Do not pass go, do not collect a marshmallow. You are all allowed to buy things that any normal 16 year old can legally buy. You have 3 hours from Noon to 3 P.M. to shop as much as you want in the mall. And do be careful, there are other people in there shopping as well; so PLEASE try not to start a riot in there!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I couldn't have asked for a better challenge than this! I am practically the QUEEN of shopping to my heart's content! Mommy and daddy always let me have as much money as I want! I could easily over-spend my credit card's limit and get disqualified in this challenge, but why take that risk when I can get someone to do most of the shopping for me?" (End Confessional)

Angelica says: "Patty Mayonnaise, I don't run away from my mistakes, and I think it's time I told you one of mine." Patty says: "What do you want to say to me?" Angelica lies and says: "It was wrong of me to tell you to sabotage another camper in a challenge. You should have been given the opportunity to play against Reggie Rocket fair and square, and I didn't let you have that chance. But today, things are going to be different. Today, you are free to get ANYTHING you want! You can get as much as you want! Whatever you desire is yours! Consider it my special make-up gift to you for being such a good friend to me!" Patty says: "Are you serious?! You're not going to be mad at me?! Am I really your best friend?!" Angelica says: "Of COURSE, Patty. I guarantee it. Would I LIE?" And Angelica, with subtlety, crosses her fingers behind her back, intending to break her promise as soon as she sees fit. Patty says: "Angelica, I'm sorry I thought you were being insincere." Angelica uncrosses her fingers and says: "No problem. It's all water under the bridge now." (Confessional) Angelica says: "Everybody has a price that they'll pay for loyalty. All I got to do is offer Patty whatever she wants, and then I won't give it to her!" /

Patty says: "I think Angelica appreciates me for my craftiness and strategically thinking. She knows I'm her BFF and she really likes how I help her out in tough challenge! I mean, if you can't trust your BFF, who CAN you trust? And I'm talking of course about my Best Female Friend, Angelica! She never presses her advantage, and doesn't treat me like some naive toy she can push around. I'm a REAL friend!" / Angelica says: "Who cares about friends?! I just care about winning all that money! Once Patty stops being a useful minion for my purposes, then she is going to be gone out of this camp faster than lame-o losers Roger Plotz or Reggie Rocket, I can pretty much guarantee THAT!" (End Confessional) / Sniz says: "Campers, grab a shopping cart and get your motors running!" And the 9 campers all pull out a Funplex Shopping Cart, eager to start shopping! Fondue says: "On your mark, get set--! (BANG!) Go!" (A blackened Cosmo in duck form falls down from the sky) Sniz says: "Fondue, you just provoked another set of angry e-mails again!" /

The campers quickly and thoroughly get into the thick of their shopping challenge, while The B-52's hit song "Funplex" plays in the background. The B-52's sing: "I'm a pleasure seeker shopping for a new distraction. I'm a pleasure seeker looking for some Platinum action. I'm a pleasure seeker moving to the music. I'm a pleasure seeker looking for the real thing. Candelabra's and a Wonder bra, Dress Barn Runway; a real draw! Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill! I'm at the mall on a diet pill. Oh, you broke my heart at the Funplex. Yes you did, yes you did. Oh, you broke my heart at the Funplex. Yes you did, yes you did. The Taco Tiki Hut is where we're all going to meet underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine. Oh honey, is it all about the money? Hey, lady! What? What lady? That lady? No! Private Property, hippie be quiet! Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot. Faster, faster, I just can't get enough! Whatever will I do with this stuff?! I'm your daytime waitress at the Taco Tiki Hut. I'm your daytime waitress, here's your stupid 7-Up. You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator. You blew me off and now you've lost the real thing. Ooh, you broke my heart at the Funplex. Yes you did, yes you did. Ooh, you broke my heart at the Funplex. Yes you did, yes you did. You know this fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher! No will power and my wallet's on fire! Panic at the Funplex, panic at the Funplex. Ooh, you broke my heart; ooh, you broke my heart; panic at the Funplex! Faster, faster; thrill, thrill! Too much to do, it's time for a pill. Ooh, you broke my heart; panic at the Funplex!" /

Sniz says: "I have never seen ANYTHING like the action going on in THIS challenge, Fondue!" Fondue says: "You've said it! With only 30 minutes left, Norbert, Lil, Rocko, Spongebob, and Sandy have all exceeded their credit limits and have all been disqualified!" Sniz says: "Now there are only 4 campers left! Who will make it outside before time is up?!"
Angelica has only shopped for a few things, trying to keep her cart low on purpose so she doesn't max out her credit limit. Angelica is looking for Patty Mayonnaise to see what she has, and it doesn't take too long for Angelica to find her. Patty Mayonnaise is at the CD store, buying the latest remixed version of The Beets Greatest Hits Album. Patty says: "Angelica, this has been the GREATEST shopping experience of my life!" Angelica says: "It's been mine to!" Patty says: "Why do you say that? You haven't bought much." Angelica lies and says: "That's because you're only allowed to buy specific things!" Patty says: "We are?" Angelica continues lying and says: "Yes! And if you bought an item that's not on Sniz's list, you're going to be disqualified!" Patty says: "I don't want to be disqualified! Thank goodness you told me!" Angelica says: "You better give me your cart so I can check to see if there's anything that shouldn't be there." Patty says: "And I'll hold on to yours."

Angelica says: "Good girl!" Angelica looks down in the cart, then looks up at Patty; then looks down, then up; then down and up again, then Angelica runs like mad with Patty's cart to the exit! Patty says: "Angelica, where are you going with MY cart?!" Angelica says: "It's the rule of the mall! Unattended shopping carts can be taken by anyone who finds it!" Patty says: "But that's not fair!" Angelica says: "Fair's are for babies and toddlers! I've got a challenge to win!" Patty grabs Angelica's cart and races after her! Patty shouts: "Most of that stuff was going to be MINE! I bought it with MY credit card!" Angelica taunts and says: "You want it?! Then TRY and take it!" Patty shouts out: "Stimpy! Otto!" Both of them run out of the Extreme Sports DVD store and they ask: "What's the problem?!" Patty says: "Angelica's stealing MY cart with the items I bought! Stop her!" Stimpy and Otto says: "With pleasure!" Stimpy runs after Angelica with furious zeal, but Angelica tears off a banana, eats it, and throws it on the ground, causing Stimpy to spin out and crash! Otto continues to chase after her, determined to NOT let Angelica beat him again! But Angelica unleashes another dirty scheme when she opens up a bag of ice and dumps it on the ground behind her! Otto can't help but slip and fall to the ground! Patty continues to chase Angelica closer to the exit!

Sniz says: "There are only 5 minutes left on the clock! Who's going to make it out of the mall?!" Angelica sees Patty Mayonnaise closing up the gap between them. So Angelica decides to open up a couple of balloons within the cart, and as the pressurized gas is released, it propels Angelica out of the front door well ahead of Patty Mayonnaise, who comes out second only mere seconds later, and as soon as she does, Sniz blows an air horn to end the challenge. Sniz says: "And that's a wrap! Angelica once again wins immunity for the 2nd challenge in a row!" Patty says: "Angelica, I really don't like that you took my shopping cart without asking, but at least we both made it outside. Isn't that great?! We're completely safe!" Sniz says: "That's not entirely true. Angelica IS safe because she got out of the mall with all of her items in a cart first, but Stimpy and Otto crashed their carts so they couldn't get them outside, and everyone else overspent their credit cards, which technically means that you, Patty Mayonnaise, happens to be the last contestant to get outside of the mall with her items. So tonight, the Dock of Shame awaits Patty Mayonnaise." Patty says: "Okay, I'm SO confused right now!" Angelica says: "It means that I can't save you unless I give up my invincibility to you. But I can't do that, it's too risky. You understand, don't you?"

Patty says: "But I WON. I even got most of your shopping done for you!" Angelica lies and says: "I have no idea what you're talking about! Just leave the island with your dignity intact. It will make you seem cuter when this thing airs on TV." Patty says: "But we were going to the Final 3 together." Angelica says: "I guess we're not." And every other camper makes it outside of the mall. Patty says: "Aren't you the least bit sad? I mean, we're BFF's." Angelica says: "Yeah, for the CONTEST! It's not like we were EVER going to be BFF's for life!" Everyone else gasps simultaneously! (Confessional) Patty says: "I can't believe she SAID that!" (End confessional) Patty says: "I can't believe you just SAID that! I mean, we pinky swore that promise! (Seriously) Do you mean to tell me that I've been helping you all this time and you DIDN'T even LIKE me?!" Angelica says: "Truthfully, no. (All the other campers give her a look) What?! This is a GAME SHOW, people! I'm playing to win! I didn't come here to make friends; I came here to become a celebrity!" Otto says: "That's cold, Angelica!" Angelica says: "You should talk! All you do is scare the snot out of other people and fall in love with girls who have no love interest in you whatsoever!" Otto says: "At least I'm straight and honest with people!" Angelica says: "Whatever! I have invincibility! No one can TOUCH me!" Sandy adds: "This week!"

Patty says: "Angelica, you really ARE mean! And all that stuff the other campers say about you is TRUE! Like how you're a two-faced, backstabbing, greedy, lying, selfish, heartless, no-good, mean, bossy, bully of a girl! I always told them they were wrong! I stood UP for you! I did that because I honestly thought we were BFF's! But they were right! You are NOTHING but a two-faced, backstabbing, greedy, lying, selfish, heartless, no-good, mean, bossy, bully of a girl! And you know WHAT?! I don't WANT to be friends with you anymore! I'd rather spend a whole day staring at Stimpy's butt than be friends for one more minute with you! And one more thing, those shoes are tacky!" Angelica screams: "GO JUMP IN THE LAKE!!!!" Sandy says: "Now THAT'S telling HER off!" (Confessional) Patty says: "I have no idea what came over me. Oh wait, yes I do! Angelica is a total, two-faced, backstabbing--!"

(End Confessional) In the evening, Patty has her bags and is saying goodbye to the remaining campers. Patty says: "Thank you for all your support, Lois and Nero." Lil says: "You're welcome, Patty. If it makes you feel any better, I would've kept you on." Patty says: "Thank you, that means a lot to me. I'll see all of you guys at the finale! Stimpy, I think I'm going to miss you the most of all!" Stimpy says: "That's so sweet! I'm going to miss you to!" Patty says: "And good luck, Angelica! I hope you get EVERYTHING your karma owes you! Okay, Fondue. I'm ready!" And with that, Patty boards the Boat of Losers and sails into the sunset. / Episode Notes: Patty Mayonnaise dissolves her friendship with Angelica and is eliminated in this episode. / Stay tuned for the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island," which will mark the official return of my best original character created for a "Spongebob Squarepants" spin-off ever, the dreaded General Barracuda voiced by Mr. T!

Hopefully, 4th time's the charm for at least ONE response from someone besides myself, here is my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Unexpected Enemy Encounter!" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the 9 remaining campers had to go on a shopping spree and buy to their hearts content. There were several big losers, and one big winner. Angelica surprised everyone not only by winning immunity for the 2nd time in a row, but for stealing Patty Mayonnaise's cart and revealing to her that Angelica had just used Patty as a tool in order to avoid elimination and make it past challenges. But Patty wasn't about to take Angelica's lies laying down, and told Angelica off in a way that nobody had ever really done before! Once Patty got to say what she wanted to say, she could finally walk down to the Dock of Shame and into the Boat of Losers. And everybody said goodbye to Patty Mayonnaise and her luxury luggage. Who will be voted off in this episode? Who will win invincibility? Who will renew MY contract for season 2?! The answers to these questions are coming up on Total Cartoon Island!"

The 8 remaining campers are watching a movie being played by an old-fashioned film projector, and the film is the 1982 flick, "Poltergeist!" Heather Rourke says: "They're here." Norbert says: "Don't do it! Don't go in there!" Rocko screams: "AHHH!!!!" Norbert says: "Darn it, girl! I told your dumb butt to not go in there!" Lil says: "Lil likes scary movies, with all of the creepy occurrences such as chairs stacking themselves in weird ways, ghostly arms coming out of the attic, and strange voices coming out of TV, this movie is the absolute best!" Stimpy says: "Whatever makes Lil happy; makes Stimpy happy!" Spongebob says: "This film has got NOTHING on Casper as far as realistic animated ghosts go though." Sandy says: "Give them a break, Spongebob. Computers weren't as sophisticated back then, and every technological breakthrough has to start happening from somewhere." Angelica says: "Having to watch this film is a gigantic WASTE of my life!" Otto says: "What life? All you do is plot and scheme on how to make it through the few challenges left between here and the Final 3." Angelica says: "What makes YOU think that you're even going to GET to the Final 3?"

Otto says: "I've got the moves, I've got the talent, I've got the determination, and I've got the stamina, which is 3 more things that I've got that you don't!" Eventually, the movie finishes and powers down. Lil says: "That was totally AWESOME! The house got sucked into itself and imploded into the air! That was the coolest part!" Stimpy says: "That's why you never, EVER build over a Native-American burial ground! It can only lead to trouble!" Angelica says: "Speaking of trouble, has anyone seen Sniz and Fondue? I would've thought they'd give us our next challenge by now." Rocko says: "Maybe we should go look for them, they can't be far." But unknown to the campers, Sniz and Fondue are putting a bunch of bags into the Boat of Losers in a hurry! Fondue says: "Faster, Sniz! They might pounce on us at any time!" Sniz says: "I'm hurrying, brother! I know that time is of the essence!" And Sniz finishes loading the last backpack bag into the Boat! Sniz boards the boat with Fondue and says: "I'm finished, man! Let's get moving and go, Go, go, GO!!!!" And the campers approach the Dock, seeing Sniz and Fondue zoom off away from the island! Stimpy says: "WAIT! You forgot one backpack!" Sandy says: "That's a little disturbing."

Otto says: "I'll say. Did you get a look at the faces on Sniz and Fondue? They looked positively spooked!" Lil says: "Lil wonders what could be so scary that it would cause Sniz and Fondue to just leave like that?" Rocko opens the backpack and says: "Maybe this newspaper article has the answer! It says: People in the Lake Superior Region are advised to be on the lookout. The Ghost of the Flying Dutchman and General Barracuda have been sighted in the area and are causing untold kinds of crimes of pillaging and looting in towns along the coast of the lake. Please take extreme caution and get out of the area as soon as you can!" Spongebob gasps and says: "General Barracuda?!!! That's impossible! It's got to be someone else! He CAN'T still be alive!" Sandy says: "That maniacal villain has surprised us before, but whether or not it IS General Barracuda, we must be careful! That man is a psychopath and won't rest until he gets what he wants. General Barracuda is still sore that Mr. Krabs beat him on the field of battle during their Navy days, and he has vowed revenge on Mr. Krabs and anyone who is close to him!" Stimpy says: "Are you telling us that we're in mortal DANGER from an original fan character created by 4EverGreen that hasn't been seen in 24 long months?!"

Otto says: "Wait a minute. How do YOU know that 4EverGreen is the one who came up with General Barracuda?" Stimpy says: "Uh...Internet?!" Rocko says: "Makes sense to me." Lil says: "Yep! Sure does!" Norbert says: "Doesn't need any more explanation than that!" Angelica says: "Come on! You're all being played! There's no way that a character that has been dead for 2 years can just come back to life! This is a prank and we're all being punked! And if Ashton Kutcher's not doing it, then it's someone else who's married to a woman who's twice as old as he is!" Norbert reaches into the backpack and says: "I don't think so! If we're being played, there's no WAY Sniz would leave his hair gel behind!" Rocko screams: "This can't be happening!" Otto says: "Let me get this straight! Sniz and Fondue have left us for dead and now we're stranded on this island while those 2 evil psychopaths are on the loose?!" Angelica says: "You can't let these guys psyche you out. This is obviously part of some elaborate challenge they set up! A scary movie followed by a hasty retreat and strategically left props?! That is SO flimsy!" Stimpy says: "Well Stimpy still doesn't like it! What kind of challenge makes you feel scared and as though you're being watched?!" Angelica says: "That's why we signed onto this REALITY show! We're ALWAYS being watched!" /

Angelica is actually right on the money, as Sniz is watching a bunch of TV monitors from a large cabin in the woods. Sniz says: "Angelica, you are correct in more ways than you know! You ARE being watched! And tonight, the 8 campers will be in for the scare of their lives as they will be hunted by no one but the best! Jorgen Von Strangle as our resident Flying Dutchman impersonator! This is going to be fun!" / Sandy says: "Look, it doesn't matter if this is a challenge or if this is for real! We need to have a game plan!" Angelica says: "You LOSERS may need to have a game plan! But I NEED to have a facial!" Sandy says: "Excuse me! Don't you ever watch horror movies?! Rule #1, you NEVER go off alone!" Angelica says: "I might actually listen to you if we were IN a horror movie, but we're not, so I won't! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a shower!" Lil says: "And the rude, mean, bossy, chick girl seals her fate! KERR-LECH!" Stimpy says: "Wow! Lil is really good at sound effects!" Lil says: "Thanks Stimpy, Lil knows this! Does Stimpy want to go for a walk with Lil? It's a good night out for it!" Stimpy says: "Stimpy sees no reason NOT to!" Lil says: "Perfect! This will be SO much fun!"

(Confessional) Norbert says: "Does anyone remember how I once said my brother and I were friends with ghosts? I just want to clarify one thing; we're buddies with FRIENDLY ghosts, not EVIL ghosts! And the Flying Dutchman is an evil ghost! I'm actually pretty terrified!" / Rocko says: "One time, my buddy Heffer once said he was haunted by ghosts. They called themselves the 7 Udders of Justice, and they tricked Heffer into accepting a job as a security cop where he got haunted by twin beaver ghosts, a soda jerk ghost named Lloyd, and a bunch of evil gangster ghosts! Heffer was so frightened; he tore off his cop security uniform and ran through O-Town naked! He had to spend 6 weeks completely nude in jail for both breaking his dad's car and being out of uniform while on the clock. Ironically enough, soon after that, he decided to become a legal nudist so that he wouldn't have to wear clothes. It's funny how I didn't realize the benefits of NOT wearing clothes much sooner, because I feel great! Strangely enough, I feel safer from the threats of the Flying Dutchman being naked than I would clothed. I wonder if that's normal for be to be feeling that?" / Spongebob says: "The Flying Dutchman IS a little scary. But once you know how to handle him, he's really not that dangerous. I've had more than a few tussles with him, and I've already seen the bulk of the tricks he can perform! I think I can ace this challenge!" /

Otto says: "I feel pretty confidant about my chances. Any SANE person knows that ghosts don't ACTUALLY exist!" / Sandy says: "With the exception of an Alaskan Bull Worm, I ain't never met ANYTHING dead or alive that I couldn't handle! I'll face off against the Flying Dutchman and if General Barracuda comes my way, I'll take care of him to!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Lil are walking together in a forest section of the island. Stimpy says: "And that's how Stimpy won the hot dog contest. Stimpy ate 200 hot dogs. Well, 198 actually. The judges wouldn't count the last 2 that squirted back out of Stimpy's nose!" Lil says: "Lil finds Stimpy to be funny! Lil likes funny guys!" Stimpy says: "That's cool! By the way, what is Lil doing?" Lil says: "Lil is just walking in the woods!" Stimpy says: "The woods...why does that feel wrong?" / The other campers, minus Angelica, are sitting around a campfire. Sandy says: "Okay! There are several rules to remember if we're going to make it through this night! Rule #1, NEVER go off alone! Rule #2, if you DO go off on your own, then NEVER go off into the woods! Rule #3, if you DO go off into the woods, than never, Ever, EVER make out in the woods or you will DIE in the woods! Where are Stimpy and Lil?!" Otto says: "Breaking rules 1-3." /

Lil is on Stimpy's back, patting her hands on Stimpy's head as if it were a drum. Stimpy says: "Does this feel wrong to Lil at all?" Lil says: "No, Lil likes the sound that Stimpy's head makes. It's pretty nice and hollow. Besides, it keeps Lil's mind off of the Flying Dutchman and the evil General Barracuda!" Stimpy says: "THAT'S why this feels wrong! Stimpy remembers from a movie he once watched, that a deranged psycho killer with a bloody chainsaw and a hook attacked the couple in the woods that were making out!" Lil says: But there's no psycho killer; only a ghost and a general. And WE'RE not making out!" Stimpy says: "Oh, yeah!" Lil says: "You want to make out?" Stimpy gasps with delight and says: "YES!!!!" And they quickly jump behind a bush and start kissing on each other, when unknown to them, there's someone looking in the darkness and wielding a chainsaw! As the noise is heard, Stimpy realizes the danger he and Lil are both in! Stimpy says: "It's a good thing Stimpy doesn't wear pants, or Stimpy's pants would be down right now!" Lil and Stimpy both say: "RUN!!!!" /

Stimpy and Lil are both running for their lives and Stimpy says: "Stimpy wants to know why the ground is so much flatter and longer going back the way we came than from the way we got to where we were?!" Lil says: "Lil knows it's a thing movie producers do! They always extend the running sequences!" Stimpy says: "Why do they do that?" Lil says: "It gives them time to film a good wipe-out!" And as soon as she says that, Stimpy trips over a rock and begins to fall down a cliff! Stimpy yells as he begins to crash not only into ledges on the cliff, but into some stuff that shouldn't even BE there! Stimpy falls onto a cactus, a goat, a fire hydrant, a porcupine, a campfire, a dynamite box that explodes, and finally onto flat ground! Lil says: "Hold on, Stimpy! Lil is coming!" And Lil dives down the cliff, falling onto the same things Stimpy fell on. The cactus, the goat, the fire hydrant, the porcupine, the campfire, and the dynamite box which somehow explodes AGAIN, and onto Stimpy! Lil says: "That was fun!" Than Jorgen Von Strangle in the Flying Dutchman's guise, looms over the two campers! Stimpy says: "Stimpy's too young to die! Here, take Lil!" And Stimpy shoves Lil towards Jorgen! But Stimpy doesn't run very far until he hears Lil scream: "AHHH!!!!" Stimpy becomes consumed with guilt and says: "Stimpy can't let it end that way! Stimpy's coming back!"

And Stimpy rushes back to Lil's side, and gives Jorgen Von Strangle a flying kick in the gut which stuns him to the ground! Lil says: "Wow! Stimpy came back to save Lil's life! Lil likes it a LOT!" But as Jorgen quickly gets up again, Stimpy says: "Stimpy's afraid his sacrifice was all for naught, and we're STILL going to die!" Lil says: "Which Lil finds very weird! Lil always thought it would end on Mount Rainier during a volcanic explosion!" / Jorgen takes no heed of Stimpy and Lil's kicking and screaming, as he dumps them into Sniz's cabin! Stimpy says: "What are you going to do with us?" Sniz comes out of hiding and says: "He isn't going to do ANYTHING to you!" Jorgen becomes normal again and says: "Remember me?!" Lil says: "No way! The big, fairy muscle guy scared us?! Do you mean to tell us that this really WAS just a prank?!" Sniz says: "Well, YES and NO. It was your challenge to watch a scary movie and then survive an actual one. Unfortunately, you are now both caught and eliminated. But you both get to stay here for the rest of the challenge and watch the panicked reactions of the other campers!" Stimpy says: "That's a relief! If it had been the ACTUAL Flying Dutchman or General Barracuda, Stimpy and Lil would've been dead for real!" Sniz says: "By the way, I got to give you props for going back to try to rescue Lil! That was a really gutsy move!"

Lil says: "And Lil will remember that forever with love and devotion!" Stimpy says: "Does Lil want to finish making out?" Lil says: "Sure, why not?!" And they go into the cabin bedroom, beginning to kiss on each other yet again! Sniz says: "It's too bad they couldn't wait a while, I could've told them to go get a room together! But you can't make every joke you want to! Jorgen, resume your disguise and continue your pursuit of the campers!" / Sandy takes out a piece of paper on a large clipboard which features drawings of the 8 remaining campers. Sandy takes a black pen, and X's over Stimpy and Lil. Sandy says: "Well, we can pretty much guarantee that happy cat and crazy girl are out of the challenge!" Norbert says: "We're not even an hour into the challenge and we're already a smaller group of campers by 25%! I need to go use the restroom before I have an accident!" Spongebob says: "But you should take someone with you, in case the Flying Dutchman shows up. He's not just going to be a walk in the park." Rocko says: "Don't worry, Norbert. This Wallaby has got your back. If any villain shows up, I'll give it a couple of kicks and punches from down under and send it back to where it came from!"

(Confessional) Norbert says: "It's a good thing that I have built up such a good reputation with the other campers. In a potentially deadly situation like this, I could use all the help I can get in this challenge! The more friends I have, the better chance there is that I'll make it to the Final 3! And Treeflower, I promise that it won't be much longer before we can begin to make both of our dreams come true!" (End Confessional) Outside of the restrooms/ showers, Norbert says: "Rocko, you've GOT to promise me that no matter WHAT happens; you will NOT leave this spot until I come back! Not if you HEAR a villain, not if you FEEL a villain, not if you SEE a villain, not even if you're ATTACKED by a villain!" Rocko says: "An Australian doesn't abandon a friend in need! I've got you covered!" And Norbert nervously goes inside. Sniz, watching from his remote location says: "It's time to cue the ice cream truck music!" Sniz pushes a button, and from an unknown location, happy, tinny music begins to play! Rocko says: "I didn't know there was an ice cream man on this island! I know that I shouldn't find out where it's coming from, but I'm kind of hungry! But Norbert will be fine! I'll only be gone for a minute if even that!" And Rocko runs off, unaware of the danger Norbert is in. /

As Norbert finishes his business in the bathroom, he tells himself: "You're a big, brave beaver, you're a big, brave beaver; you're a big brave beaver! Just wash your hands, and get back to the campfire!" But as he covers his hands with soap and rinses them under the faucet water, he hears a strange buzzing noise coming from across the room! Norbert gulps and says: "I just KNOW I'm going to regret finding out what THIS noise is!" And Norbert peeks around and finds the most horrifying sight of his life! Angelica is wearing the UGLIEST green face mask that any woman has ever worn and is shaving her HIDEOUSLY hairy legs and it freaks Norbert out so much he screams a REALLY girlish scream: "AHHH!!!!" Angelica says: "Stop your screaming! Everything's fine! It's just me, Angelica!" Norbert screams even louder: "AHHH!!!!" And he runs out the door without opening it, across the field, through the cabins, through the woods, through the caves, off the cliff and in the water, and runs all the way to Sniz's cabin before he finally stops to take a breath! Sniz says: "Norbert, what's wrong? You look like you just saw a ghost!" Norbert says: "Even WORSE, Sniz! I saw Angelica without any MAKEUP on! That girl is SERIOUSLY scary! I had never been more frightened in my LIFE!"

Sniz says: "Well, we WERE going to have Jorgen Von Strangle scare you as the Flying Dutchman, but apparently, Angelica beat him to it. But at least you get to stay here for the remainder of the challenge and watch how the other campers fare." / Back at the restroom, Sandy walks through the hole Norbert made, and decides to inquire about it with Angelica. Sandy says: "What was all that loud screaming? There was a yell so loud; it could have woken up the dead!" Angelica says: "Norbert, AKA Beaver McHandsome or Chicken Beaver freaked out when he saw me for some reason, screamed like a baby, then bolted out of here as though his life was at risk!" Sandy says: "Well, your life is at risk to! You should have someone here to stand guard!" Angelica says: "I already told you I don't NEED your help and I am NOT about to let you watch me take care of my private business!" Sandy says: "But you can't take a shower--!" And Angelica gives Sandy an evil glare, which gives Sandy a great idea! Sandy says: "On second thought, go ahead and take your shower. By the way, that green mask is a GREAT look for you!" And Angelica just growls angrily! / Rocko finally finds the source of the ice cream music, which is nothing but a CD/stereo player with an Ice Cream Music CD playing inside. Rocko says: "Pre-recorded music?! But if there's no Ice Cream Man playing this tune, than why is it being played?"

And Rocko gets the answer when Jorgen appears in his Flying Dutchman guise and quickly captures Rocko in his mighty hands! Rocko does his trademark scream: "AHHH-AHH-AHHH!" Then Rocko collapses from exhaustion. When Rocko wakes up, he is in the cabin with Stimpy, Lil, and Norbert. Lil says: "Rocko, are you all right?" Rocko says: "I think so, Miss Lil." Norbert says: "Rocko, what were you THINKING?! Don't you know that you should never, EVER abandon a beaver when he has to take a leak?!" Stimpy says: "Even Stimpy knows that sounds wrong!" Rocko says: "It was an honest mistake! I was led on a wild ice cream chase with no ice cream, than Jorgen Von Strangle as the Flying Dutchman caught me and brought me here!" On the TV monitors, they hear Sandy and Otto talking. Otto says: "Sandy, do you know where Rocko is?" Sandy says: "No, but he probably bit it with the Flying Dutchman when he decided to go with Norbert." Otto says: "That's not really surprising." Sandy says: "That's like Rule #8! The Party guy is always the prime target for elimination right after the nice, lovable, handsome guy!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Oh, SURE!!!! NOW she tells me!" (End Confessional) Angelica is in the shower, and washing off her legs. But before she can take off her towel, she begins to hear some heavy breathing. Angelica quickly wraps herself back up in her towel and says: "Okay, knock it off Otto!"

But the breathing continues! Angelica turns off the shower and says: "Otto, I'm SERIOUS! I'm NOT going to ask you again!" But when Angelica steps out and sees Jorgen as the Flying Dutchman, all she can scream is: "AHHH!!!!" / Angelica is shaking with fear when she's in Sniz's cabin with the eliminated campers. Sniz says: "Honestly, Angelica that was the WORST mistake you could've made! If you had paid more attention to the horror movies you've watched in your life, you would know that A. You never go off on your own. And B, You certainly NEVER shower alone!" Lil says: "Yeah, Angelica. That is SO psychotic and an instant one way ticket to Crazy Town!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "I have just about reached my limit with the other campers here! If I didn't need Lil Deville to be in my alliance, I would SO threaten to eliminate her tonight! I'm just glad that she doesn't have all her marbles, because if she did, I would be in REAL trouble!" (End Confessional) / Back at the campfire, Sandy X's off Norbert, Rocko and Angelica. Sandy then asks: "By the way Otto, have you seen Spongebob?" Otto says: "You mean your boyfriend? He went to the cafeteria to get some brownies." (Confessional) Sandy says: "How many times do I have to SAY it?! You do NOT go off on your own! Doesn't anybody ever LISTEN to me?!" (End Confessional) And Sandy angrily X's off Spongebob as well! /

In the cafeteria, Spongebob is checking everywhere to find a tasty treat. Spongebob says: "I wonder if there ARE any brownies? Let me just think about this. If I were Fondue, where would I hide the brownies?" And an oven timer dings, Spongebob smells something delicious inside the oven, and puts on two oven mitts to open it. Inside the oven, a bunch of brownies are all cooked, fudged, iced, and ready to be served! Spongebob says: "Sweet, iced fudge goodness! This is my LUCKY day!" Then Spongebob hears a familiar evil voice saying: "Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob; brownies, brownies, brownies, brownies!" Spongebob says: "That VOICE!!!! I KNOW that voice!" And Spongebob turns around and crashing through the door, in walks GENERAL BARRICUDA! In a Mr. T voice, the General says: "Whatever you do, DON'T call this a comeback! I'm ALIVE and BACK in ACTION! And I PITY the fool, who don't think that I don't still mean business!" Spongebob says: "General Barracuda! I should've known to expect that I would see you here, holding the Flying Dutchman's leash. I'm surprised you would have the nerve to show your own face to someone who knows how to beat you; HORATIO!!!!"

General Barracuda snaps and says: "That STUPID name no longer has any MEANING to me! I'm the most vicious creature either underwater or above land, and you should know that you have NO chance of beating me!" Spongebob says: "That's never stopped me or my friends before! We stopped you in the past, and we can stop you again! But just out of curiosity? How in the world DID you survive your injuries two years ago? You were electrocuted by your former master and died from internal bleeding. Or at least, that's what everyone in Bikini Bottom thought." General Barracuda says: "Actually, you ARE correct! I DID technically die that fateful day, 2 long years ago. But it seemed that fate had more in mind for me than just an eternal existence in limbo. The Anti-Fairies, I'm sure Jimmy Neutron mentioned them to you, came to my rescue. They restored my body to it's original fighting greatness, gave me back all the evil determination I had before, and for 2 long years, I trained under them under the TOUGHEST of conditions, just so I could finally get my revenge on all the STUPID good guys who caused me to die before! And I WON'T let anyone make a mockery of me! GENERAL BARRICUDA WILL NOT FALL AGAIN!!!!"

Spongebob says: "Why would the Anti-Fairies bring YOU, of all creatures, back to life? What’s in it for them?" General Barracuda says: "You ARE still a fool! Not looking at the bigger picture! World Domination of course! Then with MY help, we'll conquer THIS galaxy, and then move onto the next, and the next, and the next until the entire UNIVERSE learns of my strength and power as I dominate everything in space! The galactic cosmos must LEARN to fear the being known as General Barracuda! And getting to finally destroy my most hated enemies will be the one final feather in my cap I have always desired ever since you thought you could beat me. When will you get it? You will NEVER be able to defeat me and you're a pitiful fool, if you think you ever will! With the Anti-Fairies on my side, they turned back the hands of time, unraveled the previous history you and Sandy once shared, and have been working feverishly so the two of you will NEVER have a future! You took away MY life, now I'm going to take away YOUR children, and I won't even have to fire a single shot to kill them, since THEY will NEVER be BORN!!!!" Spongebob says: "Future children? I don't understand! What time are you talking about? And why do you have such an ego problem?"

General Barracuda says: "As part of my agreement with the Anti-Fairies, I had to let them tamper with your memories of this OTHER existence! That's why you STILL remember that I died by me great master's hands, but you remember nothing else and I do! I have the experience of 172 failures that have prepared me for what YOU can do! While you remember NOTHING! Tonight, I take back what is mine; my victories, my self-respect, and my undying sense of PRIDE!!!!" Spongebob seriously says: "I'm NO fool! And I pity you for thinking otherwise! No matter what kind of plans or tricks you use, it will NEVER make a difference! Even without our memories or experience, when my friends and I put all of hearts and minds in work together, we can overcome anything! And that's something you will NEVER be able to match!" General Barracuda says: "A problem I mean to RECTIFY right NOW!!!!" And General Barracuda unexpectedly shoots lightning for his fin finger tips, but Spongebob quickly grabs a mirror from off the table, and the lightning gets reflected RIGHT back to General Barracuda as he shocks himself! General Barracuda says: "16, and STILL a fast learner! This is going to be more entertaining than I thought!" Spongebob says: "As much as I love to entertain, I'm afraid I have to disappoint you. I won't let you win UNDER any circumstances and you WILL be stopped no matter WHAT it takes!"

General Barracuda says: "FOOL!!!! I'll beat you to a bloody PULP!" Spongebob says: "You'll have to catch me FIRST!" And Spongebob grabs the brownies and runs VERY fast to hide in the island! General Barracuda says: "Always the chase before the inevitable pursuit and subsequent beating of the defenseless sponge. All too predictable! FOOL! Wherever you run, wherever you hide, I WILL find you! My destiny WILL be achieved and every accomplishment you ever made will be for naught! When I'm through with you, I will OBLITERATE your entire legacy! It will be as if Spongebob of Bikini Bottom NEVER EXISTED! I mean business! And this time, I'm hunting for YOUR BLOOD, and I WILL taste it when I enjoy your liver on my tongue with some fava beans and nice Chianti! The hunt is on!" General Barracuda is in the forest, trying to find Spongebob in his relentless pursuit for revenge! General Barracuda says: "FOOL! You CAN'T keep yourself hidden FOREVER! I'll BURN down this entire FOREST if I have to!" Fortunately, Spongebob has a plan! Spongebob says: "I've got one chance! I can change shape and size in order to imitate my friends; I bet that I can do the same trick to imitate the only being General Barracuda fears!" And with Spongebob's concentration, he molds his spongy body into the facade of Master Coelacanth! A big, hulking, shark with sharp teeth and a bad attitude!

Spongebob says: "Perfect! It's so dark, Master Coelacanth can't see the yellow on my body, and I can trick him onto a wild goose chase! I just have to imitate the shark's voice!" General Barracuda says: "Well, fool! What is it going to BE?! You or the island?!" Spongebob throws a lit match to cause a fire and jumps out in front of it, looking like Master Coelacanth! General Barracuda says: "Master Coelacanth?! It's impossible! You got killed to! I saw Spongebob and his friends do it!" Spongebob does his best dark overlord impression and says: "I have my own ways of cheating death, Horatio Barracuda! And I can call you that because you KNOW I'm stronger than you and there's not a thing you can do about it! I'm still angry about the fact that you betrayed me and destroyed my organization!" General Barracuda says: "If I had known you had a backup plan in the event of death, I SWEAR I never would've done it!" Spongebob says: "I cloned a younger version of myself, gave him all of my memories and fighting experience. I'm the third such clone activated by the original Master Coelacanth himself; activated as soon as he died!" General Barracuda says: "What would you have me do, Master?!"

Spongebob says: "You are NOT to burn down this island! I want revenge on Spongebob and his friends to, and I want them captured alive so that I may do what I please with them! Now go to the far side of the island without cabins, and begin your search their! Report back to me on the 1st of Octember! And don't question my pronunciation of the month!"
General Barracuda nervously says: "I will! I promise I will!" And as General Barracuda runs far away to the other side, Spongebob also runs through the forest with his brownies, and reverts back to his normal form! Spongebob resumes his normal voice and says: "I'm lucky that he has a weakness for following a superior's orders! I've got to find the other campers fast so that we can nip this threat before something ELSE happens!" / Back at the campfire, Sandy says: "So far Otto, tonight has really sucked! Here I am, trying to help all the other campers, and all they do is ignore me as though I'm one of my own inventions that accidentally backfires! Do you want to honestly know how many times that has actually happened? At maximum, two inventions failed, twice!" Otto says: "Well, that's gratitude for you. Just when you think you know someone, who you've given the best moments of your life, they turn out to be a gigantic jerk that treats your love as nothing but a piece of dirt!" Sandy says: "Are you still thinking about that bully Angelica?!"

Otto says: "It's hard not to. I had my mind and eyes set on her, and I still do. I don't care how hard it is, but I'm going to get her on my side, and show her what a great guy I can be." Sandy says: "You mean like how GREAT you were when Reggie Rocket got eliminated with YOUR tools?!" Otto grabs a slightly thick stick off the ground and ignites it with the campfire, and points it at Sandy! Otto angrily says: "How many times do I have to tell you?! I DIDN'T cheat my sister OFF!" And Otto accidentally swings the stick backward and the drawings of the campers catch on fire! Sandy says: "Oh no! I'm going to get some water!" And Otto quickly runs off to hide in the bushes! Sandy quickly comes back and douses the fire out! Sandy says: "Well, THAT problem is taken care of! Otto? Where are you? Otto? OTTO?! Okay, that's IT! I'm through with this game! You know what?! I'm going to the cafeteria to get a sandwich! See if I care what happens to you!" Otto watches as Sandy leaves and Otto slyly says: "And then there was one!"

(Confessional) Otto says: "When you get into a winner takes all prize fight, you wait until the fight is over to see who happens to be left standing, and that's how you know who won. Plus, if I win immunity in THIS challenge, Angelica will HAVE to beg me to save her so that she won't be eliminated! That will prove to everyone that she loves me, and she can NEVER take those words back ever again!" (End confessional) Otto hears the ghostly voice of Jorgen Von Strangle imitating the Flying Dutchman by saying: "Otto, Otto, Otto, Otto; skating, skating, skating; skating." Otto says: "Okay, Flying Dutchman, let's see how you like messing with a Rocket!" / Spongebob finally finds Sniz's cabin and knocks at the door. Rocko says: "Spongebob?! What are you doing here, with a bunch of brownies?!" Spongebob says: "Everyone here can have one, I got them to share with everyone, but it looks like everyone isn't here yet." Sniz says: "Not yet they aren't. You're eliminated for coming here, but you score major bonus points for bringing everyone these brownies!" Spongebob says: "I didn't just come here to bring brownies! We're ALL in mortal danger!" Sniz says: "This is a challenge! Nobody is in ACTUAL danger!"

Spongebob says: "I'm not talking about the Flying Dutchman! I'm talking about General Barracuda! Sandy thought he had been beat, he HASN'T been beat! He's back! I've distracted him and mislead him onto the other side of the island, but I don't know how long it will be until General Barracuda realizes he's been duped! We've all got to band together to stop him!" Fondue says: "Spongebob, I think you're a little confused. We left behind a newspaper saying that the Flying Dutchman was haunting the island. Not both him AND General Barracuda!" Spongebob says: "The evil air-breathing fish must have switched the newspapers, and if he's NOT working with the Flying Dutchman, than General Barracuda might be stronger than the Flying Dutchman!" Sniz says: "Even IF General Barracuda is here, we've got Jorgen Von Strangle only PRETENDING to be the Flying Dutchman! And the last time I checked, Fairy magic beat Anti-Fairy magic every single time! If General Barracuda shows his face here, we'll be ready for him!" Angelica says: "Speaking of being ready, I'm READY to LEAVE now! My mask is chafing!" Stimpy says: "And Stimpy is sick of her whining and screaming! Just let her finish her business already!" Sniz says: "Sorry, we can't do that! Nobody is allowed to leave until all but one camper remains. Speaking of, it's time to see what happens when Otto has to tangle with Jorgen's Flying Dutchman guise!" /

On the dock, Otto finds what he is looking for in Jorgen Von Strangle! Otto says: "This challenge is about to be done! It's down to you, and down to me! Come at me and give me your best shot!" Jorgen powers up a chainsaw, and Otto begins throwing stuff towards Jorgen! Otto throws a canoe, but Jorgen saws through that. Otto throws a table but Jorgen saws through that. Otto throws a kart tire, but Jorgen saws through that. Otto throws a Christmas present, but Jorgen saws through that. Otto throws a surfboard, but Jorgen saws through that to! Than Otto unexpectedly throws Muddy Mudskipper into Jorgen's face! Muddy Mudskipper says: "Don't throw me, you lousy bum!" And he flops into the water! Otto says: "What do you expect?! I ran out of stuff to throw!" And Jorgen closes in to catch his prey! Than Otto unexpectedly kicks his skateboard at Jorgen, causing the fairy to trip, fall, and throw his chainsaw into the water! Otto says: "And just to clarify things, I said I ran out of stuff to throw at you, I didn't say I ran out of weapons to take care of you! Now, it's time to find out who you REALLY are!" / In the cafeteria, Sandy has finished making herself a sandwich when she hears a creepy, evil voice she thought she would never hear again. General Barracuda says: "Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy; Cheeks, Cheeks, Cheeks, Cheeks!"

Sandy turns around and says: "You know, for a General Barracuda impersonator, you sure are a good one." General Barracuda says: "What?!" Sandy says: "You can drop the charade, okay? I know that actors without major speaking lines don't get paid well, but you could at LEAST invest in a good dental plan, because your breath stinks!" (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "My BREATH stinks?! Why don't some of my good friends TELL me about these things?! Okay, I technically don't have friends! Note to self; when I get back to Bikini Bottom, I'll force Flats the Flounder, the Tattletale Strangler, and Squilliam Fancyson to become my friends!" (End Confessional) / At Sniz's cabin, everyone is surprised when Otto walks in with a triumphant look on his face as he has caught Jorgen Von Strangle single-handedly! Norbert says: "No WAY man!" Otto says: "WAY man! I caught Jorgen pretending to be the Flying Dutchman myself, and he will no longer try to haunt the island by pretending to be something he isn't!" Rocko says: "That is AWESOME, mate! You're definitely an okay step-brother in my book!" Otto says: "Oh RIGHT! You have plans to marry my sister when you both turn 18. By the way, where's Sandy?" Lil watches the TV monitor and says: "Lil and Stimpy are just watching Sandy staring down General Barracuda and get into mortal combat with him!"

Jorgen says: "General Barracuda! But if I'm HERE and General Barracuda is THERE, than THAT means that--!" Everybody simultaneously yells: "SANDY CHEEKS IS IN MORTAL DANGER!!!!" And they all run out of the cabin towards the cafeteria! Sniz says to Fondue: "This could be really, really good for ratings but really, really bad for lawsuits!" / Sandy, in the cafeteria, says: "I bet you're not even as strong as the real General Barracuda! Tell you what; just to prove what a good sport I am, I'll let you face me in an arm-wrestling competition! If I win, you must swear on your dead Master that you will LEAVE this island and NOT return for 6 months! If you win, you can feel free to 'eliminate' me, HORATIO!" General Barracuda says: "I didn't come here to get beaten! This match is on!" Sandy and Horatio both break out their fighting muscles and put their arms onto the table! They tighten their focus; shake each other's arms violently, with determined gazes within their eyes! Sandy and Horatio both begin to sweat and their clothes begin to crinkle! Suddenly, Jorgen, Sniz, Fondue, and the other campers simultaneously yell: "GENERAL BARRICUDA, LEAVE SANDY ALONE!" The Barracuda stops and says: "WHAT?!" And Sandy immediately slams General Barracuda onto the ground, crushing his arm onto the table! Spongebob says: "Sandy, you did it! You really did it!" Sandy says: "What did I do?"

Lil says: "Lil just watched you beat General Barracuda, the really creepy dude who's not an actor and who actually threatened Sandy's life!" Stimpy says: "And Stimpy thinks that you handled Horatio valiantly!" Sandy gasps and says: "You mean I just tangled with the creepiest creature in the entire world by myself and he could've KILLED me?!" Otto says: "Give your self some props, Sandy! It takes real brains and brawns to bring down someone as evil as General Barracuda!" Sandy says: "You're right, Otto! General Barracuda, our deal still stands! You LOSE and you must not return here again!" General Barracuda says: "If your friends didn't interfere, I would've WON!" Sandy says: "A mere detail that works out in my favor. In the next 6 months, you can think about your crime as I'm sure Jorgen has ways to deal with you!" Jorgen says: "You're coming with ME, Horatio!" And Jorgen zaps General Barracuda into an inescapable fish bowl! General Barracuda shouts with a muffled yell: "You have not seen the last of General Barracuda, fools! And I pity the fools, who think this is the end for me! I WILL come back and next time, there will BE no mercy!" And Jorgen teleports out of sight with General Barracuda.

Spongebob says: "Good riddance to bad rubbish! That was a dicey situation, but at least we're okay; especially you, Sandy. I'm so GLAD you're safe! I would've been so devastated if General Barracuda managed to chop you up or something!" Sandy says: "And I'm equally glad you're safe, Spongebob. You really took a risk trying to fool General Barracuda by yourself. I'm glad it actually worked for you and to my advantage as well." And Spongebob and Sandy both kiss each other tenderly. Stimpy says: "Stimpy thinks that love is so wonderful." Lil says: "And Lil agrees with Stimpy!" Sniz says: "As entertaining as tonight has been, someone DOES need to be eliminated at tonight's bonfire as per the challenge's rules must be carried out!" (Camera shifts to the bonfire where all of the campers are cleaned up and facing judgment.) Sniz says: "You have all made your choice by casting your voice through your votes. Tonight, it was equally unanimous that Sandy Cheeks won invincibility for being the only camper to successfully fight and beat General Barracuda by herself! And something else was also equally unanimous! Sandy, here's your immunity marshmallow! And there are also marshmallows for the following campers! Otto Rocket, Spongebob, Rocko, Stimpy, Lil, and now there's only one marshmallow left! (Dramatic music plays as both Norbert and Angelica look nervously at Sniz.)

And the final marshmallow goes to Angelica!" Angelica says: "Otto, I can't believe you saved me even after everything I've tried to do to you!" Otto says: "I had to impress you SOMEHOW tonight! And since I didn't win immunity, this was the next best thing I had!" Sniz says: "I'm sorry Norbert, but it was equally unanimous that you were to be eliminated as you were the only one to flee the challenge without facing Jorgen OR General Barracuda! But no hard feelings, beaver brethren; you will be missed!" Stimpy says: "Norbert, how about one final group hug before you go!" Norbert says: "I'd appreciate it Stimpy!" And everyone except Angelica all hug Norbert together in a loving embrace. Soon, Norbert grabs his bags, walks down the Dock of Shame, and boards the Boat of Losers. Norbert says: "If I see Patrick Star, Spongebob, I'll tell him you said hi!" Spongebob says: "Thank you, good friend! I'm sure going to miss having that guy around. But as long as I'm with you, Sandy, I'll never feel alone!" Sandy says: "And I won't feel alone either, Spongebob. Together, we're going to win this game, split the prize money, and make all of our dreams come true!" Spongebob says: "We've got plenty of time for it. We've got all the time in the world." /

Episode Notes: A running gag in this episode is that Stimpy and Lil keep referring to themselves in the third person. Stimpy and Lil's love relationship is solidified and they're both deeply in love with each other. General Barracuda comes BACK from the dead, but he gets captured by Jorgen Von Strangle. Expect to see General Barracuda again in the future. Sandy Cheeks wins immunity, and Norbert is voted off, which also eliminates "The Angry Beavers" from participating in the show. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much time as I did writing it. Next time, be prepared to face the ULTIMATE awesomeness that is:
CARTOON BALL Z KAI!!!!

Good episode, but Stimpy and Lil referring to themselves in the third person all the time was very annoying.

Don't worry, that 3rd person joke is probably NEVER going to occur again! Now, prepare for the onslaught of the most incredible episode I've presented here yet! /

"Cartoon Ball Z Kai!" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the 8 remaining campers had a challenge where they first had to watch a scary movie, and then survive a real one. Stimpy and Lil finally made out, went all the way, and solidified their love relationship with each other, even if that met getting captured by Jorgen Von Strangle who posed as the Flying Dutchman. Meanwhile, Norbert McHandsome revealed that he was seriously afraid of girls, especially Angelica, who didn't wear makeup on their face! And the Angry Beaver bolted from the challenge. Spongebob also found out that his former nemesis, General Barricuda, had been brought back to life by the Anti-Fairies. But thanks to some quick thinking, Spongebob tricked HORATIO onto a wild goose chase. It looked like Otto would win immunity when he captured Jorgen as the Flying Dutchman, but Sandy surprised everyone when she not only found General Barricuda, she faced off against him and actually won! General Barricuda was taken prisoner by Jorgen, Sandy won immunity, and Norbert was finally eliminated at the bonfire. Will Stimpy and Lil continue to talk in the 3rd person? Will Otto be able, or even WANT to save Angelica from elimination again? And what is the mystery of these orange balls with red stars? Find out the answer on today's Total Cartoon Island!" /

(Instead of the normal theme playing, an anime background is seen with all of the characters animated with an anime design, while rocking guitar music plays in the background.) "Break through the shining clouds and fly away (fly away,) as a panorama spreads itself through my being. (It's my being.) The Earth having been kicked in the face gets angry (it gets angry) and makes one of its volcanoes explode! Cha-la-la-la-la-head-cha! If within the glaciers of the thawing ice there is an android or a dinosaur, I want to train him to balance atop a ball. No matter what happens I feel as though nothing can bother me (nothing will bother me) as there is a field of endless possibilities (there are possibilities.) No matter how hard the storm may roar, the Spirit Bomb will soar, and it will always soar! So come on, come on, head-cha! La-la-head-cha-la-la-head cha-la-la-head-cha-la-la-head-cha-la! Pack all your worries in a bag and throw them all away (throw them far away.) With the cheerful face, the future is aie-aie-aie, aie-aie-aie, SPARKING!!!! CARTOON BALL Z KAI! (Theme music ends) /

The campers all wake up to find themselves EXTREMELY changed from last night! Sandy looks in the mirror and says: "What happened?! When did I become a blonde cyborg? And why is it that the words I say don't match the way my mouth is moving?" Otto says: "Why am I wearing a modified blue jumpsuit, and how did I get such a case of bad bed-head?!" Stimpy says: "You think YOU'VE got it bad?! I've turned green! And I've got two antenna's sticking out of my head!" Lil says: "My transformation wasn't so bad! My hair is like blueish green, and I feel like I got an IQ of 192!" Spongebob says: "I haven't acted normal ever since I found out it was hazardous to my health, so why do I have black hair, ears, and no nose?" Rocko says: "And a question I'd like to ask myself is, what's the deal with the black hair on my head, my orange clothes, and my ripped muscles?" Angelica looks in the mirror and screams: "AHHH!!!! What happened to my beauty?! I'm a hideously green, freak of nature and I look like a giant insect! And the strange thing is, I'm feeling incredibly hungry! Which is something I don't WANT to feel as I'm supposed to be on a DIET PEOPLE!"

Sniz drives up on a flying car, only Sniz is now really tall and has purple fur. Sniz says: "Attention campers! It's time for you to hear your next challenge, and it concerns the transformations that you've experienced on the outside of your bodies!" / Stimpy says: "I like the color green as much as the next guy, but I sure hope this isn't permanent." Sniz says: "It ISN'T permanent! It's just until somebody gets eliminated! And for today's challenge, you're getting lots of magical help via Cosmo's and Wanda's Fairy Godparent magic! Today, is the most exciting challenge that most of you will probably be on! Today, you're going to hunt for the mystic DRAGON BALLS! There are 7 of them in all, and what is unique about them is that each ball has an individual amount of stars on them, from 1 star to 7 stars. Your challenge for today is that you must first find your own DRAGON BALL and then capture all of the others. Once this happens, you will all change back to normal, and the person who collects all 7 orange orbs gets to make one wish that can be granted by Shenron's dragon powers, but only one! So there's absolutely no pressure! You will find out which numbered ball you need to find in your mail boxes within the cafeteria. Then you can go completely crazy with each other in your fight to complete the collection! Needless to say, I have a good feeling that somebody is going to go home tonight!" /

Spongebob learns he must find the 7 star ball, so he goes swimming underwater and finds it inside a giant oyster. Spongebob tickles it, and the oyster sneezes Spongebob's prize right out! Spongebob then returns to the surface and decides to wait in the cafeteria until Sandy Cheeks locates the ball that she must find. / Stimpy discovers that he must find the 4 star ball. While rummaging through his luggage for food to fuel his appetite for his search, what should drop out of his suitcase except the 4 star ball! Stimpy says: "There's a note attached to it, from my pal Ren! Happy happy, joy joy! It says: Dear Stimpy, if you have found this prize and reading this note, then you have made it farther than I ever thought you could make it. You've made me very proud to call you my pal and I'm still rooting for you to win this game. I've loved your cheerful attitude and have long desired to be as happy as you are, but I know it's not my place to ask for you. I've found out that your life would be even better if you got to spend it with the one you love. I'll support you no matter what you decide to do. Sending you hugs from someplace secret, your friend and lifelong pal, Ren Hoek."

Stimpy says: "Ren believes I can do it, he truly DOES believe in me! Don't worry Ren, no matter what difficulties await me, I'll find a way to make it to the Final 3. Against all odds, I will prove that I have what it takes!" / Otto finds out that he needs to locate the 1 star ball. Otto zips around a flying motorcycle, until he sees a Hawk's nest, which contains the object of his search! But before Otto can claim it as his own; the big, daddy hawk swoops in and refuses to give up the orb unless Otto beats the hawk in a challenge! So Otto throws down with the hawk, and zips around an obstacle course maze! Otto finishes before the hawk can, and Otto gets to claim the 1 star ball as his own! / Lil constructs a circular machine or Dragon Ball Radar to locate her 6 star ball due to her enhanced genius. Lil easily locates the ball underneath Fondue's cooking stove, so Lil jacks up the stove, takes her 6 star ball, and runs away before Fondue can come back into the kitchen! /

Rocko learns that he must find the 5 star ball. After some bouncing, Rocko sees the ball laying on the beach, being guarded by Mr. Krabs! Rocko decides to grab Gordon Quid from "Catscratch," ties a $1 bill around his tail, and makes Gordon yowl loudly to wake Mr. Krabs up! Mr. Krabs can't resist the money that Gordon is dangling, so Mr. Krabs give chase as Gordon Quid runs away from the red crustacean. With his obstacle gone, Rocko easily claims the 5 star ball for his own. / Sandy figures out that she must find the 3 star ball! Sandy searches around the island, and eventually finds her orb residing in the arms of Barry the Bear! (Confessional) Sandy says: "Bears on land are no different from Sea Bears in the ocean! I've wrestled and beaten Sea Bears, and I can beat a land bear, to!" (End Confessional) Sandy unleashes her trademark martial arts on Barry the Bear! They trade punches, kicks, and try to swipe against each other for a while, but Sandy finally prevails by tossing Barry out of his own cave, and getting the 3 star ball for her prize! / Angelica despises the fact that she has to search for the 2 star ball, but begrudgingly begins to look for it. To Angelica's surprise, the 2 star ball is sitting at the bottom of a well, just waiting to be scooped up!

(Confessional) Angelica says: "While I might not currently look it, I'm STILL a princess and I refuse to get my feet wet and my hands dirty! Besides, why risk breaking a nail when I can get someone else to break their nails for me?" (End Confessional) Angelica says: "Otto! I've got a surprise that I want to ANNOUNCE for you!" Otto quickly zooms up to Angelica and says: "I KNEW you'd change your mind about me!" Angelica says: "Listen Otto! I know you like me, but I will certainly NEVER like you!" Otto says: "So what else is new?" Angelica says: "Listen up, Skater Boy! The only alliance I've got on this island is Crazy Girl! And if I want to beat Happy Cat, Cowgirl Squirrel, Austrailian Wallaby, and Spongebob, I can't rely on Lil Deville to be reliable!" Otto says: "Don't you have a nickname for Spongebob?" Angelica says: "Why bother?! The only thing HE'S got going for himself is that Spongebob hasn't made any enemies and all he has are friends! I mean, hello! We didn't sign on for this show to make friends! We came here to become big celebrities!" Otto says: "Get to the point Angelica, I'm a very busy youth." Angelica says: "I want you to scoop up the 2 star ball at the bottom of the well for me. You do that, and I'll let you into my alliance." Otto says: "So you're finally going to date me again!"

Angelica says: "NEVER again! I'm not hanging out because I LOVE you if that's what you're thinking! I'm hanging out with you because you're strong, tough, and the best chance I've got for making it to the Final Two!" Otto says: "So you say you NEED me, and yet you won't LOVE me! And I refuse to be in an Alliance with you UNLESS you agree to love me!" Angelica subtlely crosses her fingers behind her back and says: "I sincerely promise you on my DEAD grandmother, that if either of us wins when we get to the Final 2, I will agree to love you." Angelica is unaware however, that Otto is subtlely crossing his fingers behind HIS back! Otto says: "Then I will sincerely agree to be in an Alliance with you and help us get to the Final 2." They both uncross their fingers, and Angelica says: "It's a deal! Now go get the ball out of the well for me!" Otto powers up a yellow sphere of energy, and shoots it down into the well! The next thing that happens is, the 2 star ball comes shooting up OUT of the well and goes flying through the sky! Angelica yells: "My ball is on the loose; CATCH IT!" Otto says: "You forgot to say PLEASE!" And Otto begins fighting against Angelica, as they both fire blasts of energy at each other with their transformed guises.

Angelica says: "How DARE you do this to me?! I promised to LOVE you!" Otto says: "If your promises are like your 'friends,' than you'd just break a promise more often than I break skateboards!" Angelica says: "You traitor!" Otto says: "Takes one to know one! And just so you don't get any ideas, I'm throwing off the Ball I collected as well! SOMEONE, ANYONE, put the 7 Balls together!" The 5 other campers rush to where Otto and Angelica are fighting, and are impressed by what they are seeing! Sandy says: "Are you CRAZY Otto?! I mean, trying to take on Angelica by yourself?!" Otto says: "I'm stalling her! Someone gather all the Balls together and wish for Angelica to be eliminated!" Angelica says: "So THAT'S your little game, is it?!" Otto says: "Consider it a little bit of payback for YOU eliminating my sister! Nobody cheats MY sister out of anything!" Lil says: "I don't believe it! Otto WAS telling the truth about not eliminating Reggie!" Sandy says: "Oh, great! Now I have guilt!" Angelica says: "Just you wait, Otto! You're going to pay!" Spongebob says: "We've got to get the 7 balls together! Sandy, quickly take mine!" Sandy says: "Why do you want ME to have it?!" Spongebob says: "Because I trust you to make the right choice!" Rocko says: "Jolly fellow is right, Sandy Cheeks IS trustworthy! Take mine as well!"

Angelica screams: "NO! Sandy's getting all the balls!" Otto says: "You're about to get eliminated and there's NOTHING you can do about it!" Angelica angrily says: "Says YOU!!!!" And Angelica gives a mighty sucker punch to Otto's face! And begins to zoom off to where the other campers are! Angelica says: "I DESERVE the PRIZE MONEY!!!! NOT YOU LOWER LIFE FORMS!!!!" Stimpy says: "Angelica's trying to claim the orbs for herself! Take my Ball now, and gather the other 3 Balls fast! I'll handle Angelica!" Stimpy charges up power in his fingers and says: "Special Beam CANNON!" And Stimpy fires his crimson red energy at Angelica! Stimpy says: "That will hold her for about 5 minutes!" Sandy says: "I've got 2 more Balls!" Lil says: "And here's mine! Sandy, it's now or never, make your wish!" Angelica says: "Stimpy, I'll take care of you and your OTHER 8 lives!" Spongebob says: "Make it happen, Sandy!" Sandy says: "I summon the eternal dragon deity, Shenron!" And the 7 balls glitter together and create a mystic yellow light! Lightning flows down from the sky and charges up the DRAGON BALLS with electric energy! To everyone's surprise, a giant, long, green dragon appears out of the 7 orbs! Sandy says: "Lil, keep Angelica quiet while I make the wish!" Lil says: "No problem!"

Angelica zooms up to the group and yells: "I wish for Sandy Cheek--!" And Lil flings pink goo onto Angelica's mouth which muffles her voice! Angelica tries to shout: "Why, Lil?! Why did you silence me?!" Lil says: "Because you're no longer the boss of me, BOSSY!" Shenron says: "I am the eternal dragon Shenron. I can grant any wish in my power, but only one." Sandy says: "I wish for Angelica Pickles to be eliminated from this game show with all her hair cut off!" Shenron says: "Your wish shall be granted!" And Shenron fires electricity at Angelica, and while this is happening, the scenery changes back to normal, and everyone resumes their normal form! When Shenron is done, Angelica's hair (or what's left of it) is badly damaged and Angelica is no longer a pretty girl! Shenron says: "Your wish has been granted!" And Shenron disappears, and all of the 7 Balls turn into stone! Sniz, back in his normal form, comes back and says: "And it's all over! Sandy Cheeks has won immunity for herself! And Angelica Pickles, you have FINALLY been eliminated!" Angelica says: "You can't eliminate me! I'm playing for my DEAD grandmother!"

Otto does a fake laugh and says: "Oh, ha ha ha. Nice try! Lil told me to tell you that the grandmother you and Tommy both share, is not yet dead! You lied, and you're eliminated!" Angelica gives a piercing scream, which is heard from far and wide as she screams: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And Cosmo in Squirrel form, gives a scared, dramatic look. Sniz says: "Sorry Angelica, that's the rules!" Angelica says: "I thought you once said there WEREN'T any rules!" Sniz says: "I know. It's complicated. But here's the basic rub. You're not safe, and the other campers are. They're in, you're out!" Angelica says: "Fine! But this isn't OVER yet! You'll be hearing from MY lawyer!" Sniz says: "Yeah, yeah, we know the drill. Blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. Fondue, you've got a long drive ahead of you." Angelica yells: "You mean a long ride to court when I sue you for EVERYTHING you've got! You'll be broke, PENNY-LESS!!!! You'll NEVER be able to find work EVER again!" Sniz says: "And then there were 6. Stay tuned for another exciting episode of this great cartoon series filled with drama!" Angelica yells: "You want DRAMA?! I'll give YOU Drama! I'll post your names on every negative blog from here to Cape Canaveral!" And the Boat of Losers finally takes Angelica out of shouting range. /

Episode Notes: Sandy Cheeks wins immunity and Angelica Pickles is FINALLY eliminated! With the exception of "Spongebob Squarepants," all 5 remaining shows now have only 1 character participating for the grand prize. This was a parody of "Dragonball Z Kai," and here are the characters Sniz and the contestants parodied. Stimpy was Piccolo, Sandy was Android 18, Otto was Vegeta, Lil was Bulma, Spongebob was Krillin, Rocko was Goku, Angelica was Imperfect Cell, and Sniz was Shin the Supreme Kai. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it!

1. Dragon Ball Z is better then Dragon Ball Z Kai >.> But they're BOTH better then Cartoon Ball Z Kai. Sorry dude, but this epi sucked. Not only because it made fun of my once-favorite anime.

Well it could be worse ex, he could have made the episode Cartoon Ball Evolution which would have been the ultimate form of ruining Dragon Ball Z for me

But "Dragonball Z Kai" is the only version of the "Dragonball" series that airs on ANY version of a Nickelodeon channel, and that's why for legal reasons I had to parody the "Kai" version instead of the superior "Z" version." Fortunately, this episode isn't a parody, it's an actual original! Here is the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island!" /

"Meet the Cartoon Parents" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the 7 remaining campers found themselves in for a surprise when they had to face a challenge like none they had ever faced before, as they had to take on a quest as anime cartoon characters and battle it out to get one wish from a dragon deity named Shenron. The fight was intense and brutal, as all of the campers were determined to make a wish for themselves. Angelica Pickles looked to Otto Rocket to form an alliance with him, but Otto had an idea of his own. Through some quick thinking and a lot of maneuvering, Sandy Cheeks was the one who got to make a wish to the dragon deity. And what Sandy wished for was a doozy. Sandy Cheeks wished for Angelica Pickles to be eliminated with her hair cut off. And to Angelica's shock, that's just what happened. Angelica finally found herself on the losing end of a challenge, and was eliminated for all of the horrible things she said and did to the other campers. Now that we're down to the final 6 campers, who will be the next one to be eliminated, who will be the next to win immunity, and can Otto Rocket possibly win without Angelica to help him out? Find out the answers to these questions on today's Total Cartoon Island!" /

During morning at camp, the remaining 6 campers are all dreaming sweet dreams in bed, but Stimpy is really enjoying HIS dream! Stimpy is dreaming that he is in his version of paradise as he is in a heavenly sky filled with falling cheese of every shape, size, and variety. And Stimpy is eating his fill of all the delectable dairy goodness. Than when Stimpy looks up into the sky, he sees a bunch of helicopters carrying giant donuts on cables attached to their legs. Stimpy starts to chase after them when a piece of cheese goes up to him and says: "Stimpy, Stimpy?" And in the real world, Otto says: "Stimpy, wake up! Sniz is riding that loud, annoying helicopter of his!" Sandy says: "It's still TOO early for this!" Stimpy says: "Lil! I had the most incredible dream right now!" Lil says: "So did I! I dreamed electric eels were biting my butt! Did you have the same dream as I did?"

Stimpy says: "I've never dreamed anything like THAT before, nor do I think I ever will." Rocko says: "My best friend Heffer had a dream like that once." Spongebob says: "I wonder what Sniz has planned for us this time?" / The camera cuts to seeing the campers dressed and outside, waiting to hear what they will be doing for today. Sniz lands the helicopter, powers it down, and jumps out. Sniz says: "This sure has been some game show we're having, hasn't it?! There are only 6 campers left! So far, we've seen Roger Plotz, Helga G. Patacki, Ren Hoek, Aang the Avatar, Daggett, Patrick Star, Chuckie Finster, Doug Funny, Phoebe, Bunny, Treeflower, Jimmy Neutron, Ren Hoek again, Suzie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Patty Mayonnaise, Norbert, and Angelica Pickles all perform and fail in the challenges. The result is that Rocko, Spongebob, Lil Deville, Otto Rocket, Sandy Cheeks, and Stimpy J. Cat have made it to the Final 6, and have proved that they could go the distance! But even though we're nearing the end of the game, the drama isn't over yet! There's still more fun to be had!" Otto says: "I sure hope it's more fun than the dreams I've been having lately, or the dreams anybody else has been having! The only thing that WOULD be fun would be chasing after a bunch of helicopters carrying donuts!"

Stimpy asks: "Did you have the doughnut helicopter dream to?!" Sniz says: "Anyways, I have some good news for the 6 of you. Today, you will all be getting a break, as there is NO scheduled challenge for today!" Sandy Cheeks says: "I was expecting many things to happen today, but that wasn't one of them!" Fondue says: "It's a little surprise! Sniz and I have found and sparing no expense, have decided that you will be having a reunion with your parents!" Rocko says: "Our parents?!" Sniz says: "That's right! And here's their plane now!" And a small, private plane flies in down towards the dock, and makes a landing on the small beach! Fondue says: "From the outbacks of Australia, the mammals from down under, Mr. and Mrs. Wallaby, AKA Rocko's parents!" A red-haired female and a spectacle wearing male step out of the plane. The female says: "Rocko, honey! It's so good to see you again after all these weeks! Have you been eating well?" Rocko says: "I've been eating FINE, mother!" The male says: "Victoria, don't make your son feel humiliated in front of his friends." Victoria says: "Is showing your feelings of love and affection a humiliating thing, Melbourne?" Melbourne says: "I'm just saying that Rocko might find it humiliating. Besides, there's no need to hurry. We will be here all day."

Rocko says: "Thank you, dad. I've just got an image to maintain, you know." Sniz says: "From Bikini Bottom, wearing water helmets, it's Mr. and Mrs. Squarepants!" Spongebob says: "Mom, dad! I can't believe you're both here!" Mr. Squarepants says: "Son, we wouldn't miss an event like this for anything!" Mrs. Squarepants says: "And why are you naked? Aren't you afraid of catching cold?" Spongebob says: "Cold doesn't bother me, and shame doesn't either." Sniz says: "From Suburbia, U.S.A. the unlikely couple who produced Lil Deville as well as a twin brother Phil Deville, meet Betty and Howard Deville!" Betty runs out to Lil and says: "Congratulations on your boyfriend, Lil! I'm glad you found someone so energetic and so happy to keep up with you!" Lil says: "What can I say? I have a unique taste in boys, and Stimpy is just as unique as I am, which means I TOTALLY love him! What do you think of him, dad?!" Howard says: "My opinon doesn't make any difference on how you feel. I'd rather not say." Otto says: "Well, at least I now know who Lil takes after." Sniz says: "From the heart of Texas, the always rough and ready cowboy rodeo champion, Mr. Green Cheeks!" Mr. Cheeks walks out wearing a cowboy hat and other genuine cowboy duds. Mr. Cheeks, with a western accent says: "Howdy, Sandra! How goes your daily regiment of lifting 500 pounds of anchors and dumb-bells going for you?"

Sandy says: "Dad, you KNOW I hate being called Sandra! Please, call me Sandy! And my regiment is going fine!" Otto says: "Please don't let my dad be next! I don't think I want to see him--." Sniz says: "From Hollywood, California, the charming felines, caring domestic couple, and philanthropic parents, Hugo J. Cat and Barbara J. Cat!" Stimpy says: "Happy, happy, joy, joy!" Hugo says: "And happy, happy, joy to you to, son!" Barbara says: "Stimpy, I hope this game show hasn't been too hard on you." Stimpy says: "Of course not, mother. I've made a ton of new friends, I met my dream girl, and I got to do a bunch of stuff I never would've been able to do otherwise!" Sniz says: "Last but not least, the athlete's athlete, the tour de champ of extreme sports, the rugged rock of skating, Raymundo Rocket!" Otto says: "Oh, boy!" Raymundo says: "Otto, you've got a lot of guts to be on this show, especially after the whole business with your sister went down!" Otto says: "But dad! I honestly didn't do anything--." Raymundo hugs Otto says: "I'm just joking son! I know you didn't cheat off your sister! That's not the Rocket way! And I'm so proud of the way you handled that bossy girl! Nobody cheats a Rocket! Good joke though, huh?!" Otto sarcastically says: "REALLY great joke, dad!"

Sniz says: "Cartoon parents, Fondue and I have flown you out here for a very special reason. For the past 48 days, you have watched with anticipation as your children out-ran, out-played, out-talented, out-performed, and beat their way past 17 other players. The fact that they have all managed to get this far is a credit to your ingenuity and inspiration, as well as their own determination and abilities. Today, we want to hear from you. How do you feel about the challenges that have gone on in this game show so far? You can feel honest and you have no need to hold anything back." Fondue says: "All right then. Which camper wants their parent or parents to go first?" Rocko says: "I'd like it if my parents got the first chance to speak." Sniz says: "All right then. Melbourne and Sydney A. Wallaby, first, tell us how you feel about your son." Sydney says: "I knew from a very young age that Rocko had talent and spunk. Even as a baby, he was always jumping and running faster than any other wallaby on the Austrailian outback." Melbourne says: "He's very ingenious. He knows how to fix things both mechanical and emotional." Sniz says: "What was your proudest moment of watching him on this show?" Sydney says: "My proudest moment was watching Rocko win the Kart race, and even helped his girlfriend, Reggie Rocket come in 2nd place."

Melbourne says: "My proudest moment was watching Rocko decide to show off that it was more important for him to be who he was than try to conform to some system." Sydney says: "You mean when he threw off his clothes?" Melbourne says: "He was just getting back to basics. Besides, I think it's completely natural." Sniz says: "One last thing; if you could change anything that has happened to Rocko during this game show, what would you change and why?" Melbourne says: "I'd change it so that Reggie Rocket's surfboard didn't break during that surfing challenge!" Sydney says: "And I'd change it to have Angelica's parents watching her cheat and giving her such a scolding punishment! That girl was MEAN to Rocko and Reggie for breaking them up!" Fondue says: "I hear that!" Sniz says: "Wow. You'd BOTH change something to help Reggie and Rocko get back together. Thank you for your answers. Next, I would like to ask the Squarepants family to speak next." Mr. Squarepants says: "It would be our honor, sir." Sniz says: "I'm sure it would be. First question, what stands out the most in your mind about your son?" Mrs. Squarepants says: "Our son has ALWAYS had a cheerful, happy, optimistic life. Don't you think so, dear?"

Mr. Squarepants says: "Absolutely, honey! Even when he was a baby with Patrick Star, he instantly became best friends with Patrick! Spongebob and Patrick have done so much fun together, it's almost like Spongebob has a twin brother who looks nothing like him and wears different clothes!" Sniz says: "What do you feel has been the biggest challenge in Spongebob's life?" Mrs. Squarepants says: "Definitely Plankton! That evil amoeba always tries to take advantage of Spongebob's generosity and helpfulness!" Mr. Squarepants says: "But we didn't raise Spongebob to be a fool to evil, and Plankton would have to get up pretty early in the morning before Spongebob ever becomes a part of Plankton's schemes!" Sniz says: "Last question, do you believe Spongebob is ready for a serious relationship?" Mr. Squarepants says: "Of course he's ready! He's a well-trained fry cook! He takes very good care of his pet snail Gary, and he always studies hard during Boating School!" Mrs. Squarepants says: "When our son loves someone, he always remains loyal to whoever it is he loves, and I believe he's ready for a serious relationship!" Sniz says: "Thank you for your answers. And for the next family--." Howard Deville says: "I'd just like to say in advance that I'm going to let Betty take care of all the questions you want to ask on my behalf." Sniz finishes: "I'd like to ask Betty Deville to speak about Lil."

Betty says: "All right! Throw me a few questions!" Fondue says: "Energetic! She's feisty!" Sniz says: "Yes, she is. Now then, what is so special about Lil Deville?" Betty says: "Even though she's the twin sister of Phil Deville, she's a few minutes older and always seems to mature a little while sooner than Phil does. Lil was the first to lose her obsession over insects and worms, and she was the first to create a separate identity for herself apart from Phil." Sniz asks: "How did Lil grow to become so energetic?" Betty says: "Her friend Tommy Pickles has been making amateur movies for almost 14 years now, and Lil Deville is always among Tommy's top choices for a good actress! Needless to say, Lil has mastered many different skills, talents, and abilities needed to compete in this game!" Sniz says: "One last thing, what chance do you think Lil has of winning this game show?" Betty says: "I'd say she has a pretty good chance! She's got lot's of spark, fire-y determination, grit, ambition, and a whole lot of energy! Determination is what keeps Lil going, and that's why I believe she can win!" Sniz says: "Thank you for your honesty. Next, I'd like to ask Stimpy's mom and dad, Barbara and Hugo to talk about their son." Barbara says: "We're happily ready whenever you are." Sniz says: "First, I'd like to ask you both this one question. How do you feel about Stimpy's relationship with Ren?"

Barbara says: "We don't think that Ren was raised to be a bad kid, he's just a troubled kid who's very emotional." Hugo says: "Honestly, Ren is actually scared and insecure about his feelings. Stimpy's told us all about it. Ren deeply cares for Stimpy, and because of his concern to not let Stimpy get hurt, Ren's taken on a lot of pain. But I believe Stimpy could really help out Ren a lot if Ren would just be willing to let Stimpy help him." Sniz says: "All right then. Next question, why does Stimpy have such a positive attitude about life?" Barbara says: "Because we taught Stimpy that every day is a brand new chance to achieve greater accomplishments, soar to new heights, and become a better being than he was the day before!" Hugo says: "Stimpy always makes it his goal to help people realize that a better life is possible as long as they always remember to look on the bright side of life. And Stimpy always looks on the bright side of life!" Sniz says: "And for your last question, what would Stimpy do with the prize money if he won?"

Hugo says: "We've always taught Stimpy that there are many different ways to make the world a better place. Half of his prize money, he wants to donate to his favorite charities. The World Wildlife Foundation, the California Conservation Corps, and the organizations that save the wild forests of South America!" Barbara says: "And the other half of his prize money will be used to fund his college education. He's expressed interest in becoming an elected member of the International U.N. security for traveling to different countries facing difficulties and strikes. And $75,000 would go a good ways toward reaching that goal!" Sniz says: "Fondue, I think Stimpy's a keeper! He's got some goals!" Fondue says: "Very true, Fondue. Next, will Mr. Green Cheeks speak on behalf of Sandy Cheeks?" Mr. Cheeks says: "I would indeed, partner!" Sniz says: "You've got the attitude, and I've got the gumption! Do you feel that Sandy has played this game show to the best of her abilities?" Mr. Cheeks says: "ALL squirrels of the Cheeks family play to the best of their ability! Even Sandy's cousin, Rocky Knees is very competitive, athletic, and smart! Rocky might be from California, but he's got the blood legacy of a Cheeks flowing through him, just like Sandra does!" Sniz says: "Do you feel as though Sandy has experienced any weak points in any of the challenges that Sandy has had so far?"

Mr. Cheeks says: "Well, her inability to swim was a complete surprise to me. I was sure that her cousin Rocky taught her to backstroke and dolphin swim like a champion!" Sandy says: "I was too interested in wrangling bulls, and I thought that by wearing a high tech suit, I would have no need to learn how to swim!" Sniz says: "Sandy, this is the PARENT'S time to speak, not yours. Now then, what do you think Sandy needs to improve on?" Mr. Cheeks says: "Well, Sandy definitely DOES jump to conclusions before she even has an answer. She thought that just because Spongebob liked to have fun, he didn't know how to be responsible. And she thought that she could handle an Alaskan Bull Worm by herself! Even Rocky Knees knows that it takes the entire clan of the Cheeks family to wrestle an Alaskan Bull Worm down to the ground!" Sniz says: "Thank you for your honesty!" Sandy says: "Dad! How could you SAY such negative stuff about me?!" Mr. Cheeks says: "I was speaking the honest truth. You know it, I know it, and your cousin Rocky Knees knows it. I've never been dishonest for anybody and I'm not about to start now!" Sniz says: "Last, but certainly not least, Raymundo Rocket shall speak about Otto Rocket!" Raymundo says: "As long as I don't have to answer any questions about Otto's experience with The Rhino, I'll be fine with whatever you ask!"

Sniz says: "Whatever THAT means! What is Otto's greatest source of inspiration that has helped him get this far?" Raymundo says: "The Rocket's are sport enthusiasts, and we've BEEN sport enthusiasts for a long time! Athletes like Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, Hank Aaron, Wilt Chamberlain, Michael Jordan, Shaun Palmer, and Tony Hawk have sharpened Otto's mind and skills to a razor-fine edge! And Reggie has the same focus and grip that Otto does, as well!" Sniz says: "As far as Otto is concerned, what do you worry about the most concerning his well-being?" Raymundo says: "The Rockets always do their best to be as safely prepared for any sport or athletic event we participate in. But there are some things that are very difficult to predict. I was really worried one time when Otto and his friends went outside during a gigantic hurricane, I was so worried about them being hurt by flying debris or getting swept out to sea!" Sniz says: "And that's an understandable thing to be worried about. Finally, is there anything you think Otto can improve on?" Raymundo says: "He's always trying to improve in sports, but I would like to see him work on his people skills more. He still gets kind of sore when he doesn't win." Otto says: "I have, no comment."

Sniz says: "That's it for the questions! Fondue and I thank you for coming here today! Now, there's one last thing to do! Today, the parents of the campers MUST decide who gets eliminated next!" Otto says: "WHAT?! You never told us that the campers parents would get to choose who left this game show next!" Sniz says: "You didn't ASK us if the parents got to choose who left the game show next! The parents get one hour to choose which camper leaves, than we'll make the announcement at the bonfire ceremony!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I just want to say that it's absolutely amazing that I even made it this far! The support from all my friends, Patrick, Squidward, Larry, Mrs. Puff, and even Old Man Jenkins, made my accomplishment possible. At this point, I feel that winning is inevitable. I want to make Sandy Cheeks proud to have me as her boyfriend!" / Rocko says: "Winning isn't everything. It's a big thing, but it's not the most important thing. Love is very important to me, and I really just want to see Reggie again. I miss her so much." / Lil Deville says: "I'm too smart to be voted off! I have a very high IQ and it's like, astronomical! The parents won't want to vote me off! They want someone smart to win this thing, and I've got this bonfire ceremony in the bag!" /

Stimpy says: "I'm actually glad that I don't have to choose who gets to leave today. The other 5 campers are really good players, and we all have an equal and fair chance to win, because we all have good reasons for doing so. I don't think it will be an easy decision for our parents to make, but I think they have a good sense of judgment." / Otto says: "I'm not going to front here. I knew that if it came down to a popularity contest, I knew I would probably lose. And since I don't want to risk ticking Sandy off by trying to get her voted off, I knew there was only one possibility for who I needed to convince the other parents to vote off." / Sandy says: "I am SO humiliated by my dad! The other parents will probably kick me off tonight for sure! The only positive outlook about that possibility is if they do that, at least I won't have to suffer through THIS torture anymore!" (End Confessional)
(Scene shifts to the bonfire) Sniz says: "Campers, parents of campers, this has been a learning experience for everyone. Out of 23 campers, 6 of them have been very exceptional. But 1 has to leave tonight. It wasn't an easy decision, but we finally have our Final Five campers! The marshmallows go to, Stimpy, Spongebob, Lil, and Otto! That's one sure fire way to wipe a smile off a camper's face. Show them a marshmallow plate with only one marshmallow on it. Who is it going to go to?"

Sandy gets up and says: "It's okay, I had a good run!" Sniz says: "Sit down! You're ruining the suspense! (Sandy groans) The final marshmallow goes to, Sandy!" Sandy says: "What?! No offense, but have you parents lost your mind?! Rocko is a totally great guy! He's in love with Reggie!" Otto says: "Bingo, Sandy! Rocko loves Reggie, more than winning money! He'd only slow me down in the final 5! Besides, if I must compete against somebody in the final 2, I'd like it to be you, because you're worthy competition!" Sandy says: "Wow, that's actually pretty cool of you, I think!" Rocko says: "Don't sweat it, Sandy. Fate will bring me back here again. There's always another opportunity down in the Austrailian outback, and I haven't hopped into my last sunset yet!" Sandy says: "You're taking this elimination well." Rocko says: "No use crying over a burned shrimp on the barbie, because now I can look forward to seeing Reggie again!" Stimpy says: "You're all right with me, Rocko! If you ever come to Hollywood, CA; feel free to look me and Ren up!" Rocko says: "I sure will! One last thing, can I take one final picture here? I've been keeping a scrapbook of all my memories here for Reggie Rocket." Fondue says: "It would be an honor to take your picture! Parents, campers, get close together! Let's see some smiles! Is everybody happy? Say, Fondue!" Everybody says: "Cheese!" And the picture snaps, revealing a very happy group picture! /

Episode Notes: Rocko, and therefore "Rocko's Modern Life" gets eliminated in this episode. The Final Five campers are Spongebob, Sandy, Lil Deville, Otto Rocket, and Stimpy J. Cat. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it!

4EverGreen wrote:But "Dragonball Z Kai" is the only version of the "Dragonball" series that airs on ANY version of a Nickelodeon channel, and that's why for legal reasons I had to parody the "Kai" version instead of the superior "Z" version." Fortunately, this episode isn't a parody, it's an actual original! Here is the next episode of "Total Cartoon Island!"

So it's legal to copy entire episodes of TDI/TDA, yet it's illegal to parody a show just because it doesn't air on Nickelodeon's channels? Please, just please, stop this now, for all of our sakes.

But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference. Speaking of differences, here is my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Loser's Last Resort" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Welcome to a special episode of Total Cartoon Island. Over the past 21 episodes, you've watched Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Otto, and Lil fight their way past every single challenge that was thrown at them, in order to make it to the Final 5. As a reward, we're letting the campers enjoy all the luxuries our camp has to offer, by giving them the week off. Tonight they will await the word of their fate, and see who will get eliminated in another tense bonfire ceremony. But what has happened to the other cartoon celebrities? The 18 other contestants who couldn't go the distance? What fate has fallen them? Where are they staying? And who do they think deserves to win $150,000? You faithful viewers out there are about to find out, as this time, the Losers get a say in who ends up winning, as they dish up all the dirt and gossip on how they REALLY feel about the 5 preliminary finalists. (Confessional) And you WON'T want to miss a minute! (End Confessional) The voted-off cartoons are about to let it all hang out on Total Cartoon Island!" And Sniz gets on a boat driven by Fondue that drives away from the camp island. /

After the title sequence, the boat driven by Fondue arrives at another island, where Sniz gets off the boat. Sniz says: "Welcome back, to a special place we like to call Loser's Last Resort. A deluxe 5 star hotel with all the luxuries of home, and none of the stress of having to work on an intensive schedule in a busy cartoon show. Here the beaten boys and girls have been taking time to nurse their wounds, heal their relationships, and contemplate on their careers as contestant HAS-BEENS! Let's find out from the campers themselves!" /
Roger Plotz is relaxing in a jacuzzi wearing a lot of rapper bling. Roger says: "I tell you, competing on this game show is the best thing I've done in my life! I have gotten SO much more exposure to the national media then I could've ever thought possible, even WITH the Internet! It's honed me to a sharper edge, making me focus on more important goals, like how to be nice to girls, and even work on my skin condition!" / Patty Mayonnaise and Doug Funny are sitting on a beach chair together near a swimming pool. Doug says: "After I was able to get all of my bandages and stitches removed from Barry's mauling that he gave me, I found out that this place was a a pretty sweet way to help me exercise, tan, and train in hopes of getting onto the next season of this show."

Patty says: "You said it. This place is SO much more fashionable than that old lame-o island. If I had known that this was where the losers got taken, I would've got my butt kicked off in the 1st challenge! But now that I'm here, I can spend more time with Doug! (Kisses Doug) I forgot! Which one's Doug?!" (Doug gives her the look) / Helga G. Patacki is lifting weights. Helga says: "How would I characterize MY experience on the Island? Easy! It stank! But at least my anger management sessions have improved a bit." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" And Helga slaps a steak on Patty's face. / Ren Hoek is sitting at a table near a juice stand. Ren says: "I've accepted that I lost the game, but I still find it hard to accept how well Stimpy is doing without me. Apparently, Stimpy is more cunning, resourceful, and 'dangerous' than I ever thought he could be. But at least he's remained a good team player. I'm actually glad I had my time on a game show. It made me realize that there were some issues I needed to work on. I thought that Stimpy was the only guy I could be a friend with. But I finally found another. Daggett the Angry Beaver! There's just something about him that kind of reminds me of myself, only furry and with a lot more energy. Daggett has really complemented me during my stay here. I'm thinking after our stay here is over, we can move somewhere to where we can live the life we want to live."

Patty says: "Are YOU Doug?" Ren says: "Uh, you're joking right?" Patty says: "Why would I joke? Could you at least give me a hint?" Ren says: "If you HAVE to ask, you'll never know." / Daggett is in the shallow end of the swimming pool, while Norbert is kissing with Treeflower in the same area. Daggett says: "Me and my brother have got SO much to talk about ever since we arrived here! Don't we, Norbert?" Norbert says: "Oh, right! We'll get back to our canoodling later Treeflower. Okay?" Treeflower says: "Take all the time you need." Daggett says: "First off, I'd like to send a shout-out! Forest Friends and acquaintances near our beaver dam, give it up for The Angry Beavers! Being on the show was really fun, but it was also really hard!" Norbert says: "You don't need to tell me about it, we've lived it! I thought getting my fur pelt shaved off was going to be such a TERRIBLE time. But I found out that it's not so bad and you kind of get used to it. I enjoyed all the different challenges that I got to participate in." Daggett says: "So did I! But that's not all the both of us had to endure. My older brother and I also suffered through a hardship of another kind."

Norbert says: "We got into our first major family fight that wasn't a scripted part of our show. It was SO major and pushed our loving brotherly bond to the limit." Daggett says: "But we totally managed to recover. And sadly, it was still little consolation when I got separated from Norbert. Saying good-bye was the hardest thing I ever had to do." / Angelica Pickles is sulking in a dark corner all by herself, with her hair STILL an awful mess! Angelica says: "This game show has been nothing but trouble to me and all my hopes for the future! I had my whole LIFE ahead of me! My name, my aspirations, my dreams, SHATTERED! I'm filing a lawsuit for wrongful elimination! YOU CAMPERS ARE WITNESSES! I was UNFAIRLY kicked off!" Roger says: "I didn't see anything." Bunny says: "You got me." Ren says: "I must have missed that episode." Daggett says: "What is she talking about?" Helga says: "Didn't see it, don't care." Angelica says: "You all KNOW what happened! Everyone ganged up on me and got me shoved out with a stupid wish to a stupid cartoon dragon powered by STUPID fairy magic!" Treeflower says: "Stop complaining! At least YOU didn't get eliminated by a rigged vote like I did, yet you don't see ME threatening anybody's life, such as Jimmy Neutron's!" Patrick says: "If you really wanted to complain, why didn't you get voted off in the first challenge like Roger did?"

And Angelica punches Patrick so hard, he gets knocked out cold. Patty says: "Honestly Andrea, you just would've been voted off in another episode had you survived that one. Except for Otto, nobody actually likes you." Angelica says: "You liar! EVERYBODY likes me! I'm the best Nicktoon ever! I should be in the Final 5 right NOW!" And a pineapple drops on Angelica's head. Angelica says: "Excuse me! What is a pineapple doing here?! Pineapple's don't grow in MICHIGAN people! If those Fairy Godparents want to drop props on my head, they should at LEAST make them geographically correct!" And a bunch of snow and a skier suddenly drop over Angelica. Patty asks the skier: "Are YOU Doug?" / Bunny says: "Everybody has different methods of coping with losing. I'm eating more carrots, Jimmy Neutron's trying to impress Suzie Carmichael, and Aang the Avatar has gone on a speaking strike in protest of his early elimination! He won't even advertise his own show! Now that is dedication. Stupid dedication, but it's still dedication all in the same." / Phoebe is trying to tan herself and says: "What was MY favorite part of the show? Getting to tell Angelica Pickles off! It made me feel so empowered and enabled! And now that I'm dating Patrick Star, I feel that anything can become possible for me!" Patrick gets up and says: "Hooray for my Asian female girlfriend!" /

Jimmy Neutron is busy attempting pull-ups on a set of cross-bars. Jimmy says: "This game show has been a really complicated time of my life. I entered it in an attempt to prove to Cindy Vortex that she was wrong about what she said about me, and in the end, I actually proved her right by doing just what I thought that I wouldn't do. After apologizing intensely to Treeflower and trying various ways to prove myself to Suzie, I'm trying to work up my body so that I'll have more strength to match my strong brain. Because I see no reason why my strong brain shouldn't have a stronger body to match my strong brain." / Suzie is busy grilling up a couple of Steaks. Suzie says: "Don't get me wrong. This place is nice and everything, but I'm STILL mad at Otto for picking Angelica over me! At least that girl got HER just desserts in the end! I could live without Jimmy's ridiculous attempts at trying to impress me. But I must admit one thing. He's sure got a way of winning over people with his determination and charm. I'm kind of beginning to like him." / Chuckie Finster says: "Did I get anything out of the show? NO! It was COMPLETELY and TOTALLY uneventful!"

Reggie Rocket says: "You kissed a guy!" Chuckie says: "I did not!" Reggie says: "Did too!" Chuckie says: "Didn't!" Reggie says: "Did--." Chuckie says: "NOT!" Reggie sings: "Did, did, did, did, did-did-did-did-did-did-did-did!" Rocko says: "I can break this tie. The mate TOTALLY kissed Ren in his sleep!" Chuckie says: "I have, no comment." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" Chuckie says: "I WISH!" / Treeflower says: "Even though I was eliminated, I have still benefited immensely from my stay on the show. I'm in the process of writing a book, getting a contract with a publishing firm, and becoming the next J. K. Rowling!" Bunny says: "But J. K. Rowling is a British female human!" Treeflower says: "So? I'll be a J. K. Rowling for Beavers! Move over Harry Potter, and make way for Furry Beaver!" / Rocko and Reggie are hugging each other in the jacuzzi. Reggie says: "I'm so glad I get to be with you again." Rocko says: "The feeling is mutual. Now we can stop worrying about all the challenges and get to know each other on a much deeper, personal level." Reggie says: "In that case, I can't wait for the party we're going to have tonight!" Rocko says: "I'll be ready and raring to go!" / Sniz says: "And there you have it. The short, long, tall and skinny on how the campers would describe their experiences. Now they're going to dish out who they think should win the whole game show." /

Patrick says: "Spongebob is beyond popular and has got talent coming out of his sponge pores! Spongebob has a decade of popularity and an ultra succesful movie to back him up! There's no way he can lose!" / Chuckie says: "If I had to vote for anyone, I'd vote for Otto Rocket. That teen woke up from a majorly monster nap and brought our team back from the brink of a potential defeat to total victory!" Helga says: "Otto is a strong competitor. He got 5 Killer Beavers to gang up on 1 Screaming Cat at the same time. I like the way he plays." / Bunny says: "I like rooting for my fellow land animals. I'm not sure if I can decide between Sandy Cheeks and Stimpy J. Cat. They're both fierce competitors." Treeflower says: "I can't think of anything negative that can be said about either Sandy or Stimpy! And I can be pretty creative with what I want to say." Angelica says: "Sandy and Stimpy might have a FEW strengths, but they're not REAL creative geniuses! I was a calculative player! I came up with STRATEGIES! It should be ME playing for $150,000!" Ren Hoek says: "Shut up, you eediot! You're here, you lost, get over it!" / Jimmy Neutron says: "Other than me, Sandy Cheeks was the smartest camper on the whole show! I believe that she can cream the rest of the stupid competition and win the grand prize!" Suzie says: "Sandy is smart, pretty, and practical. And she's got some life goals! I'd get behind her ANY day!" /

Reggie says: "I'd like to vote for Otto, not just because he's my brother, but for the way he helped the other campers defeat that evil bully of a girl named Angelica Pickles!" Angelica says: "Hello! I'm right HERE! I can hear every word you're saying!" Reggie says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself!" Angelica says: "I HATE you!" Reggie says: "And I hate YOU!" Norbert says: "And I love almost EVERYBODY!" / Patty say: "Let's talk about Spintop Cubeshorts." Everyone else says: "Spongebob Squarepants!" Patty says: "Right! From flipping Krabby Patties to blowing bubbles to jellyfish hunting, to a bunch of other cool stuff, Spongebob is REALLY in a league of his own!" / Angelica says: "Spongebob, Otto, Lil, and Sandy are all just a bunch of spoiled winners! Stimpy was the only character that never really hated me! I'm going to enjoy watching Stimpy take those other losers DOWN!" Sniz says: "Those are strong words, Angelica. Now why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?" Angelica says: "I just DID!" / Rocko says: "Lil is crazy, but she's fun. I think she stands a good chance of winning." Roger says: "Lil was the coolest and funnest girl on the show. I'd vote for HER to win!" Phoebe says: "I think Stimpy should win." And Fondue suddenly appears through Fairy Magic! Fondue says: "Thank you Wanda for--!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You're missing something important!"

Fondue looks down and says: "AWWW!!!! Oh great! When I wished for Wanda to wish me out of the shower and to this island, she did it without DRESSING ME first! Oh well, might as well get this over with!" Sniz says: "This is where the fun starts!" Fondue says: "It's time for the ultimate twist of the night! As of right now, you 18 losers are in charge as to who will be the 19th loser who joins you!" Daggett says: "This is SO exciting!" Ren says: "It's the best, Daggett! Now we get a chance to enjoy ourselves in a BIG way!" Fondue says: "Here's how it works! There are no marshmallows! I will ask every camper here who they think should join them at this resort. Norbert, since your brother shares a brain with you, I'll start with the both of you." Norbert says: "I really miss SPONGEBOB, it would be so great to have him here!" Daggett says: "You said it! SPONGEBOB would be so much fun here!" Fondue says: "That's two votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Fellow beavers, what are you THINKING?! If you like SPONGEBOB, keep him in!" Fondue says: "That's three votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Wait! I want a do-over!" Patrick says: "You're just voting off my best friend to spite me!" And Patrick tries to start slapping Treeflower who tries slapping back! Treeflower says: "Get off of me! You pink sea-star!" And they both fall into the pool!

Ren chuckles says: "I just KNEW I'd see some fun here!" Bunny says: "I'll tell you something right now, I'm not even going to THINK about voting SPONGEBOB off! OOPS!" Patty says: "Don't worry, I'm NOT going to vote for SPONGEBOB!" Doug says: "PATTY!" Patty says: "No, Duncan--I mean Doug! You can't vote for ME, you have to vote for someone who's IN the Final 5 like SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "That's 6 votes for Spongebob!" Reggie says: "Come on, PEOPLE! No one vote for SPONGEBOB!" And futilely tries to cover her mouth! A green parrot says: "AWWK! SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "Eight votes for Spongebob!" Jimmy says: "Fondue! That's Cosmo, as a parrot! He probably isn't even aware of who SPONGEBOB is!" Cosmo squawks: "Cosmo wants SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "TEN!" / Spongebob inexplicably finds himself being hoisted by Jorgen Von Strangle who dumps Spongebob into the Boat of Losers, and all Spongebob can do is just give off a shocked, blank stare. When he arrives at Loser's Last Resort, he STILL has the same shocked, blank stare. Fondue says: "And then there were four! Sniz, wrap it up!" Sniz says: "That's all the time we have for today! Stay tuned for the next couple of exciting episodes where we get into the quarter-finals where the Final Four will face off for $150,000!" Cosmo squawks: "Awwk! Spongebob!" /

Episode Notes: Except for Aang who is on a speaking strike, all of the eliminated contestants get a chance to speak in this episode. Spongebob is accidentally eliminated when his name is said 10 out of 18 opportunities. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it!

4EverGreen wrote:But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference.

There's a difference between parodies and just straight out ripping something off, and you are doing the latter.

Ask a Ninja wrote:

4EverGreen wrote:But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference.

There's a difference between parodies and just straight out ripping something off, and you are doing the latter.

Just like with Family Guy and The Simpsons, The Simpsons is an excellent cartoon and Family Guy is just a Simpsons ripoff that has used jokes that were in episodes of The Simpsons before.

Total Drama Island (cartoon show)

Total Cartoon Island (rip off of a tv show)

4EverGreen you need to think of something original next time.

Well, you can't win over everyone. But this episode is a bonafide "Total Cartoon Island" original! / (Disclaimer: Unless you have seen the "Ren and Stimpy" episode of "Son of Stimpy," than this episode of "Total Cartoon Island" will make absolutely no sense.) "Return of the Son of Stimpy" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, Fondue and I caught up with the 18 loser campers at a place called Loser's Last Resort. Some have handled the reality of losing better than others, some cartoon characters were jaded about their loss, and Angelica wouldn't stop complaining about how she deserved to be in the Final 5. But the biggest twist was that for once, the losers were put in charge of deciding who was going to be the next camper to join them at Loser's Last Resort. An even BIGGER twist was that Spongebob got voted off by 10 votes over a possible 18 votes. I certainly never saw THAT coming! Now it's down to 4 campers. Who will prevail in the Quarter Finals? Who will be eliminated? And who will lose their mind in this clever episode?! Find out right now on Total Cartoon Island!" /

After the opening theme song/title sequence rolls, Sniz is back on the dock, but it is now raining, HARD! Sniz is holding an umbrella over his head and says: "Welcome back to Total Cartoon Island! When you film a reality show at a camp, it's never easy to predict what the next day's weather is going to hold. Mother Nature can be pretty fickle. But not for us! Our Fairy Godparents always ensure us that the weather is precisely what we ask for! And today, we've asked for nothing but the wet stuff; and they're giving us all the rain this camp can handle!" / On the front porch of her cabin, Sandy is busy trying to draw sketches for new inventions, but she has a very tired look on her face. Otto walks up to the porch and says: "I hate to break it to you Sandy, but burying yourself in technological work, drawing, and sleep deprivation isn't going to bring your boyfriend Spongebob back. All it's going to do is bring you a case of premature wrinkles. Oops! Too late! They're already under your eyes!" Sandy says: "You know what? Why don't you do the rest of us a favor and vote yourself off?!"

Otto says: "What? And miss competing against you in the Final rounds? I'd never dream of doing anything like that! Without Angelica, the only reason this game show is even WORTH playing, as far as I'm concerned, is measuring up against some worthy competition. And as far as I'm concerned, you're the only camper who falls under that qualification." Sandy says: "So Lil and Stimpy don't pose any concern to you whatsoever?" Otto says: "Lil might have some skills, but she's totally crazy! Her mental behavior prevents her from giving a 100% in challenges. And Stimpy's luck has actually been better than I thought it would be by winning him a few challenges, but he's not an aggressive competitor. He doesn't have a reason to be aggressive, and the only thing that has motivated Stimpy to stay here is Lil Deville. Once Lil is gone, Stimpy won't be too far behind." Sandy says: "And what happens if things don't go according to your plan? Do you have a backup plan for such situations, like I do?" Otto says: "Backup plan?! PHBBT! I'm Otto Rocket! I don't NEED a stinking backup plan! My plans ALWAYS work!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Where's Spongebob when you need him?! If he was at camp right now, he could just soak up all the pouring rain that's drenching camp and we wouldn't be wet right now! It would almost be like living in Texas if I could just have Spongebob again!" /

Otto says: "I've discovered something recently. Believe it or not, being a competitive person DOES have its drawbacks. I've made myself into such an excellent athlete by playing so many different sports and beating so many competitors, that it's starting to get really hard to find anyone of my skill level to play against! Of course, it's not exactly MY fault that Stimpy and Lil can't measure up, but that's just life facts! And if Sandy's so smart like she says she is, she'll realize this fact all too soon." (End Confessional) Lil looks up at the sky from inside her cabin and says: "Does anyone know how long this rain is going to last?" Otto says: "How should I know? Why don't you ask the brainy squirrel?!" Sandy sarcastically says: "Brainy squirrel, I never heard THAT insult before." Otto says: "Come on! I was trying to hand you a compliment!" Sandy says: "Well, seeing as how the Fairy Godparents are generating all this weather, it's not going to stop until Sniz and/or Fondue tell them to stop." Otto says: "Yeah, and that sucks. I can't even play any of my extreme sports in this extreme weather. No one in their right mind wants to compete in this rain." Lil says: "Even I wouldn't want to compete in this rain, and I'm the CRAZY Deville twin!" Sandy says: "I'm just surprised there's something that would keep the two of you from wanting to compete. I mean, I could perform ANY challenge in this rain IF I wanted to!"

Otto says: "I'm not saying that I wouldn't do a challenge in this rain, I would just prefer to avoid it." Lil says: "You said it! By the way, has anybody seen Stimpy?" Otto says: "I think he went off to use the Confessional." (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I can't believe it! I'm in the Final Four! I bet Ren is really excited to see me make it to this point in the game! I feel really bad for Sandy though. While Lil still has me here as HER boyfriend, Sandy doesn't have HER boyfriend! It just doesn't seem fair that Spongebob got removed from the show the way he did. (FART!!!!) What was that?!" (End Confessional) Stimpy quickly rushes out of the Confessional and says: "Campers, CAMPERS! You're not going to believe what just happened!" Otto says: "We probably won't." Stimpy says: "I was in the Confessional, and I just wanted to confess stuff. There's just something about a Confessional that makes me want to confess." Otto says: "Maybe it hasn't occurred to you that you can't spell confessional without the word, confess." Stimpy says: "You also can't spell confessional without the word, ion. But that's not what I want to tell you! I was just starting to share my thoughts on Lil, Otto, Sandy, and Spongebob; when I experienced the weirdest thing that ever occurred to me." Otto says: "How weird was it?" Stimpy says: "I made a new sound. It was kind of small, it was kind of smelly, and do you know what else?"

Sandy says: "What else is there, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "It came out of my butt!" Otto says: "O...Kay. So let me get this straight. You made a small sound, and it smelled, and it came out of your butt?" Stimpy says: "Exactly!" Otto says: "You've REALLY lost it. That can't even technically be called as a thing, as far as a thing that you can experience. That was a fart, a small pressurized buildup of gas that exits out of your gluteus maximus, everybody has them." Stimpy says: "It wasn't just a fart, it wasn't! I gave birth to my own son!" Otto says: "An imaginary friend? That's even worse! The only people who HAVE imaginary friends are Timmy Turner, Chuckie Finster, and Dil Pickles!" Stimpy says: "Stinky's NOT imaginary! He lives and I can prove it to you!" Otto says: "You know what? I have a better idea; how about you DON'T and say you DID?!" Stimpy cries: "How could you be so mean to me?! I'm not making anything up! Stinky IS real! He IS real! How do you LIVE with yourself at night?!" Sandy says: "Stimpy, I'd love to believe that you had a son as much as you do, but you've got to look at the situation scientifically. I mean, you honestly don't believe that when you have a fart, it means giving birth to a child." Stimpy says: "And how would YOU know?! You've never had children either!"

Sandy says: "At least I CAN have children, and normally! Not all of those freaky alien ways like you see in sci-fi movies!" Lil says: "Why can't you believe Stimpy? Have you even SEEN Stinky?!" Otto yells: "How can you see a fart?!" Stimpy says: "He's NOT a fart! He's my son, and he's missing! He could be lost, hungry, and cold! He NEEDS his father! He needs his father!" Otto says: "Stimpy, for the last time, you can NOT call yourself a--!" Sniz says: "Skater boy, Crazy girl, Texas squirrel, Stimpy, I know you're in the middle of an 'engaging' conversation, but I need to tell you about a developing situation. Due to all the rain that's going on, all of tomorrow's activities that have even the SLIGHTEST chance of fun have been canceled! Today there's rain, tonight, there will be rain, and tomorrow's forecast calls for rain, rain, MORE rain, with a 100% chance of rain!" Otto says: "That's your big announcement?! Talking about the weather?! You just wasted 5 minutes of my life that I'm never going to get back unless Sandy can fix up a time machine or something!" Sandy says: "That can be arranged, but not for the purpose YOU'RE thinking of!" Lil says: "And what purpose are YOU thinking of?" Sandy says: "You don't want to know!" Otto says: "That's just fine with me! I've had enough pointless discussion for one day. I'm going to bed!" Lil says: "But it's only 6:30 P.M.!"

Otto says: "So? It's probably 3:00 in the morning in Paris, France, which means that it's bedtime SOMEWHERE in the world!" And Otto walks into his cabin. Sandy says: "It's not like we're going to miss anything by going to bed early." And Sandy walks into her cabin. Stimpy says: "Wait you two! What about my son STINKY?!!!" Lil says: "Stimpy, I don't know WHERE your son could be, and I wouldn't know where to look. We don't even know what he looks like? How can we find him? If I knew the answer to ANY of those questions, I could find Stinky in a heartbeat!" Stimpy says: "There's nothing stopping you! It would mean more than anything in the whole world to find out where my son is!" Lil says: "But this weather is not the time or place to do it in!" Stimpy cries: "Why can't you understand?! Even if it snowed, even if it was as cold as it could possibly be, I'd search ANYWHERE for Stinky! It's the only thing a father can do!" And Stimpy runs headfirst into the pouring rain! Lil futilely cries: "WAIT! Come back! Why is Stimpy not thinking straight?!" Otto says: "Look at the tea pot calling the kettle black." Lil says: "I have no idea what THAT metaphor means! But Stimpy could hurt himself out there in this weather!" Otto says: "Tough beans! He made his bed, and now he can sleep in it!"

Lil says: "I don't know what THAT metaphor means, either!" Sandy says: "The point is Lil; you can't go rushing off after Stimpy without a plan. Technically, I'm not sure if Stimpy has a plan for his search and 'rescue.' And I don't want to see you catch hypothermia!" Lil says: "Neither of you believe in Stimpy! Why would you doubt him? He's never lied about anything before. Why would he lie now? He's got nothing to gain by lying." Otto says: "PHBBT! I STILL say that Stimpy's just doing it so he can get more camera attention!" Sandy says: "It's probably nothing but your standard teenage angst. Your frustrations, pent-up anger, paranoid aggressiveness, it doesn't matter. Just ignore it and the problem always goes away." Lil says: "So you think Stimpy is coming right back?" Otto says: "Do monkeys like bananas?" Lil says: "What does THAT metaphor mean?" Otto sighs and says: "The answer is, YES; Lil!" Sandy says: "He wouldn't last a day in this rain!" Lil says: "You're wrong. He could make it a week, so I'll give him a week." Otto says: "I'm giving him 28 minutes." (Sad music plays, Confessional) A floating puff of green gas is seen sort of sitting in the air. Stinky says: "What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to live? Where is my dad? Where is the animal that brought me into this world? I need to know where my dad is at! I don't know where else to go!" (End Confessional, dramatic music plays)

A montage of scenes of Stimpy walking through the forest during pouring rain is featured. Stimpy keeps calling: "Stinky? Stinky!" He looks high, he looks low, he looks here, he looks there, he looks practically in anywhere, but he can't seem to find his son. But while Stimpy's off searching, something is happening to the cabins the campers are sleeping in. The water rises up to a high level, and a monster tide RIPS the cabins right off of their foundations and carries them away in the middle of the night, and the Confessional gets taken with it as well! (Confessional) Stinky says: "What's happening now? Why is this building moving?! There's so much going around here that I don't know! I need my dad to explain this to me!" (End confessional) In the morning, Otto slowly wakes up to the sight of...a bunch of wild pigeons from "Hey Arnold!" Otto says: "What?! Who brought this flock of birds?! Lil, tell me you did NOT leave the window open last night!" Lil says: "Why do you guys always blame ME for everything weird that goes around here?!" Sandy says: "The window was shut tight before we slept. The wind must have blown it open!" Otto loudly says: "Than SNIZ must get better animal control around here! (Nothing happens) I SAID; Sniz must get better animal control around here! Where is he?!" Otto opens the door and says: "Girls, I don't think we're at the camp site anymore."

And when the girls catch a peek of what Otto is seeing, they find out he is right! They're on an entirely new island populated by wild versions of all the animal characters that appear on "CatDog!" Lil says: "What Brave New World can have such people in it?" Sandy says: "Whatever it is, I don't think we're over the rainbow." Lil says: "I don't know what THAT metaphor means, either!" / Stimpy's search for his son Stinky has taken him to the same island that the other campers are on, unknown to Stimpy however. Stimpy is surprised by the menagerie of giant versions of creatures from "Catdog" that include blue rats, green rabbits, yetis, and barely clothed wild humans. Stimpy says: "Okay, this is weird, even by Nicktoons standards! But that doesn't matter; I've just GOT to find my son!" / On the other side of the island, Otto and the girls are pondering what to do. Otto says: "Well, THIS is a fine kettle of fish!" Lil says: "I didn't know you knew how to cook!" Otto says: "That was another metaphor, Lil!" Sandy says: "What Otto means to say is that it looks like we're caught between a rock and a hard place." Lil says: "Actually, it looks like we're caught between the river and those wild animals!" Sandy says: "For goodness sakes, don't you understand ANY metaphor when someone says it?!" Lil says: "I kind of missed the metaphor session course in school."

(Confessional) Otto says: "So there I was, trapped on a beast-filled island with two hot girls! Too bad one of them was a complete basket case and the other one couldn't and can't stand my guts!" / Sandy says: "Honestly, I didn't know HOW things were going to get any worse in this unfamiliar environment. Then of course, irony had to open up in the sky and say, I hate you, Sandy Cheeks." (End Confessional) Otto says: "Somehow Lil, I KNOW this is your fault!" Lil says: "How can you hold ME responsible for the rain and subsequent flood that happened last night?!" Otto says: "Weird things ALWAYS happen around YOU, Lil!" Lil says: "It's not like I intend to find weird things, it's often that weird things tend to find me!" Otto sarcastically says: "I'm sure THAT happens often!" Sandy says: "Knock it off! This is no time to be arguing! We need to formulate a plan!" Otto says: "Why bother? I'm sure that Sniz and Fondue have already sent a search party looking out for us! Therefore, we should STAY in this spot!" Sandy says: "Or this could be another challenge, designed to test our survival skills, and we need to build a raft to get back to camp!" Lil says: "Aren't you guys forgetting something? This is a reality TV show recorded by the Fairy Godparents! They and the cameras are just invisible! Why don't we just ask one of them to poof us back to camp?!"

Otto says: "That would be a GREAT idea except for one thing; Fairy Godparents aren't allowed to interfere in challenges! Besides, Sniz and Fondue will get here. It will just take them a little time." Sandy says: "Are you SURE about that? The guys running this show behind the scenes aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer!" Lil says: "Whatever THAT metaphor means!" (Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay, I'm looking over this episode right now and I can state that most of the Fairy workers were deeply offended by that knife comment!" (End Confessional) Otto says: "I'm not going anywhere!" Sandy says: "Look, just last night you were complaining about having nothing to do and now you just want to sit here?!" Otto says: "Look, getting KILLED by a bunch of rabid, giant animals is NOT my idea of adventure! If YOU want to go out there, better that YOU die than me!" Sandy says: "Oh, that's REALLY mature of you to say!" Lil says: "Can I just state that for the record that we wouldn't be in this mess if we had just gone after Stimpy?" Otto says: "If Stimpy hadn't left, we wouldn't BE in this mess in the 1st place!" Sandy says: "And how exactly do you figure on THAT being the case?!" Otto says: "Because if Stimpy was here, we could use him as bait!"

Lil angrily says: "THAT'S MY boyfriend you're talking about! I'm SICK of you! BOTH of you! How DARE you call yourselves campers?! Even someone as crazy as I KNOWS better! I should've NEVER tried to be cool by sticking with the both of YOU! I'm going out to look for Stimpy AND his son, and I'm going WITH or without either of you!" Otto says: "It's your funeral, not mine! I'm STILL staying!" Sandy says: "And I'M building a raft! You two can stay on this island until heck freezes over, but I'M getting off this deathtrap!" Otto says: "That does it! We're splitting up! From now on it's every camper for him or herself!" Sandy says: "That's fine with me! To the victor, go the spoils!" Lil says: "You're both crazy, and insane! I wouldn't follow EITHER of you! From now on, I'm following MY heart! (Confessional) Lil says: "Can I just say that it felt GREAT when I told Otto and Sandy how I truly felt about the whole situation when it was happening? The two of them both think that they can solve EVERY single problem just by having an angry attitude about everything! But I know THAT kind of solution doesn't solve anything at all! And I wasn't angry at them, just the way they were acting! Besides, my concerns for Stimpy were more important than anger! I just HAD to find him!" / Sandy says: "The truly great geniuses ALWAYS have to work alone!" (End Confessional) /

Stimpy continues his trek through the trees of the island, being careful to keep out of sight of the big animals. Stimpy says: "I've gone on several jungle safaris with Ren, but this has got to be stranger than ANY other journey I've ever been on! It's a good thing that compared to these beasts, I'm so small. I can slip right through them and not get--." But before Stimpy can finish his thought, a giant bird swoops down from the sky and catches Stimpy in its talons! Stimpy shouts: "Help! Let me go, you big bird!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Definition of irony? Just look at me! I was a red-furred cat, who sometimes likes to eat birds when they're cooked. And then I was caught in the claws of a bird that wanted to eat ME! I had become the prey INSTEAD of the predator! Cats may have 9 lives, but luckily, I knew of a way to escape with all 9 of my lives intact!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Large carnivore, you've FORCED me to resort to this!" And Stimpy hocks a giant hairball out of his mouth to blind the bird! The bird, flying high in the sky, suddenly drops Stimpy as he's hurtling through the ground! (Confessional) Stimpy says: "In hindsight, blinding the bird and having it drop me was probably NOT the best plan in the world. I was SO scared! I was SURE that I was going to die for the 1st time in my life!" /

Stimpy's son, Stinky, is currently inside the Confessional. Stinky says: "This building may have stopped moving, but I'm too scared to go outside by myself when I'm lost. Well, since I'm lost, I suppose it's a good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But who's going to think of looking for me here?" A familiar voice screams: "AHHH!!!!" And a body crashes through the Confessional Building, cutting off the Confessional Camera! (End Confessional) The door is opened by the force of Stimpy's impact, and Stinky is floating in the air, looking down with concern. Stinky says: "Sir, are you all right?" But Stimpy doesn't respond. Stinky says: "Sir, you've got to say something! You need to get up!" But Stimpy is still unconscious. Stinky says: "I can't survive alone! Please, you've got to take me home! I DON'T even know my father!" Stimpy finally stirs and says: "It's a good thing this building was here to break my fall. What's stinky?" Stinky says: "You KNOW my name?" Stimpy becomes more aware and says: "Who's there?" Stinky says: "Someone who cares for you." Stimpy gets up and gives Stinky a warm embrace! Stimpy joyously yells: "Stinky! My son! It's you! It's really you, you're real! I knew you were; I just knew you were! I've been searching so long for you! I didn't know that were just staying in here the whole time!"

Stinky says: "It's all right, dad. Everything's going to be fine. Now that we're back together, nothing will EVER separate us!" Then they both hear a loud, simultaneous meow and howl! It's Catdog, but they're all the size of giants! Stimpy says: "Don't speak so soon, my son! First we have to get out of here!" Stinky asks: "But how?" Stimpy says: "Get inside my left ear, it's not as sensitive, I'll get us both to safety!" (Confessional) Stinky says: "I just knew my dad was a great, smart man! I didn't know he was a cat, but that doesn't matter! Getting to know your father is one of the best feelings in the world, and I must say I love Stimpy for everything that he is! He makes me proud to be his son!" (End Confessional) Stimpy is running through the jungle, unaware that there's someone else exploring. Lil says: "There are WAY too many different smells in this place! How am I supposed to find Stimpy if I can't tell the scents apart?" And Stimpy LITERALLY runs into Lil! Stimpy says: "Sorry about that, Lil! (Does a double-take) Lil?! What are YOU doing out here?!" Lil says: "I was looking for you! What else do you think I would be doing?!" Stimpy says: "You mean to tell me that you don't CARE if Otto and Sandy think that you're uncool?" Lil says: "I'd rather do the right thing, even if it's not the cool thing, by searching for you AND your son!"

Stimpy says: "Then it's a good thing I bumped into you!" Lil asks: "Can you tell me what THAT metaphor means?" Stimpy says: "Never mind the metaphor, Lil. I'd like to introduce you to MY son, Stinky!" And Stinky comes out of hiding from Stimpy's left ear. Stinky says: "Hi, ma'am." Lil's jaw LITERALLY drops to the ground via a Tex Avery gag, and Lil says: "I can't believe it. (Pulls her jaw back up) Your son really DOES exist!" Stimpy says: "Don't tell me that YOU thought that Stinky wasn't real as well as Sandy and Otto!" Lil says: "Well, maybe 5% of me thought that the story MIGHT have been fabricated! Say, if you're Stinky's father, Stimpy, than who is his mother?" Stimpy asks: "Mother?" Lil says: "Certainly. All children have mothers, and all children have fathers, unless they're clownfish in which case they live their lives first as a male, than as a female!" Stimpy says: "But Stinky is my personal pride and joy! I don't know what in the world Stinky would think if I was to have someone else who could be a--." Stinky interrupts and asks: "Lil, would YOU like to be my mother?" Lil says: "Oh, my GOSH! Is your son asking me what I think he's asking me?"

Stimpy says: "Son, that's crazy! Why are you asking someone you barely know to be your mother?" Stinky says: "For one thing, she was nice and generous enough to come looking for you. Anybody who's that caring has definitely got to have some good motherly qualities to them." Stimpy says: "Son, that's truly SMART of you!" Stinky says: "I got it from you, dad!" Lil says: "Stinky DEFINITELY has your eyes, Stimpy! And it's weird, but his smile looks VERY similar to mine, and I LIKE my smile! I'd be PROUD to be able to call him my son!" Stimpy says: "Wow! I'm already a husband AND a parent, and I'm not even married yet!" Lil says: "You definitely WILL be in 2 more years!" Stimpy says: "We make the best couple ever!" Stinky says: "This love is good and all, but it's not going to help us get away from this unfamiliar place." Stimpy says: "He's right, Lil. We need to find Sandy and Otto. Where are they?" Lil says: "Sandy was building a raft and Otto was staying in one of the cabins that washed up on this island." Stimpy says: "Than we've got to hurry! If we're lucky, they might still be alive in one piece by the time we get there! Get inside my left ear, son!" Stinky goes back and holds on tight inside Stimpy's left ear! Stinky says: "I'm good, dad!" Lil says: "Than let's go!" /

Sandy is busy putting the final touches on the raft. Sandy says: "Working with wood is a lot harder than I thought it would be. To think that it took me 3 long hours to put it together! Those Angry Beavers make it looks so EASY! I sure wish one of them was with me right now!" Otto walks up and says: "And why wouldn't you wish that you had ME around instead?" Sandy says: "Otto?! Why don't you go back inside your cabin and wait like you said that you were going to?!" Otto says: "Listen, I do NOT mix with spiders! I'm not a big fan of rafting, but I hate being poisoned even more! I've been out scouting, and I have something that might interest you." Sandy says: "Oh, really? And what would that be?" Otto reaches into his pocket and pulls out something big! Otto says: "One giant egg to provide us enough nutrition and energy to get us back to camp!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I totally did NOT want to accept ANY kind of gift from Otto, but I had to look at the big picture. If I had Otto helping me, he could help me row us back to camp at a much faster rate than I could if I went alone. Besides, I wanted to put this challenge behind me." (End Confessional) Sandy says: "All right, Otto. You can help. Just grab a stick and help me paddle!" Stimpy and Lil come running towards them and say: "Don't leave without us!"

Otto sarcastically says: "Wow, Stimpy. You actually managed to last longer than 28 minutes. Looks like Sandy got the closest in guessing how long you would last." Lil says: "You might want to stop being sarcastic, because Stimpy has proof!" Sandy says: "Proof that the Loch Ness Monster IS a total fraud like I've always said?!" Lil says: "Even better!" And Stinky comes out of Stimpy's left ear and says: "I am Stimpy's son, Stimpy's my father, Lil has agreed to be my mother, and my name is Stinky J. Cat!" Sandy is flabbergasted and says: "This is unprecedented! Just think of the scientific doors that will be opened because of this! I've heard and seen a LOT of strange things, but this is the first time I've ever encountered ANYONE who had a father give birth to them!" Stimpy says: "Stinky is NOT a science project! He's my loving son and I demand that he be treated as such!" Otto says: "I don't CARE what he is! It's his fault for causing us to be LOST!" Lil says: "That's a lie and you know it! You're just angry that Stimpy was right!" Sandy says: "Yeah, Otto. Why don't you just admit you were wrong?" Otto says: "Because I DON'T think--." Lil and Sandy both say: "OTTO!!!!" Otto says: "Okay, OK! I was Wr--wr--wr--!" But just then a helicopter flies overhead!

Sniz says: "There they are, Fondue! I told you I'd find them! Campers! Don't worry! The Fairy Godparents have wished up a boat for you! It's going to take you back to the restored camp in just a few short hours! And the animals have also been shrunk down to their normal size! The survival challenge is over!" Sandy says: "So this WAS a challenge!" Otto says: "Wait a minute! Why can't we just ride back with you?" Sniz says: "Because this helicopter only holds me and Fondue! Have a fun 3 hours!" / Back at the restored camp, the 4 campers and Stinky are all freshened up, sitting around the bonfire. Sniz says: "That was quite the adventure you had today. I'm glad to see that you're all in one piece." Otto says: "No thanks to you!" Sniz says: "And by the way, splitting up? MAJOR decision disaster! 4 heads are ALWAYS better than one!" Lil says: "Don't you mean FIVE heads? Stinky has feelings to!" Sniz says: "Which brings us to this night's bonfire ceremony." Otto says: "Wait a minute! There are FOUR marshmallows on the plate! That's one for EACH of us!" Sniz says in a singing voice: "Well not, exactly! There's one for Stimpy, one for Lil, one for Sandy, and one for Otto!" Lil says: "Wait! You don't mean that--!" Sniz says: "Stinky is eliminated!" Lil yells: "NO! That's totally UNFAIR! You can't go through with it!" Otto says: "And why can't he?"

Lil says: "Stimpy has been through SO much trauma looking for his son, and Stinky worried so much until his father found him! When a father finally DOES find his son after worrying and trauma, the last thing they want to have happen is to be separated! And as Stinky's chosen mother, I can't bear to see that happen!" Stimpy says: "Sniz, does Stinky really have to go?" Sniz says: "I'm afraid so. He got 3 votes, one of them by Stinky for himself." Stimpy says: "Stinky, what are you thinking?! Why would you vote yourself off?!" Stinky says: "I'll tell you why, father. You proved to me that you were willing to sacrifice your life for me. Nobody else has ever done that for me before. So in return, I want you to focus on this game show and give it 100%. And I know that you can't do that if you have to worry about me. That's the gift I'm giving to you, the gift of incentive." Stimpy says: "You're giving me incentive?" Stinky says: "You have a real reason to want to win $150,000 now. If not for yourself, than I want you to win for me! Win for the girl who loves you!" Stimpy says: "This incentive business feels SO incredible! This might be the best gift that anyone has ever given me! But are you sure that you're going to be ok?"

Stinky says: "I'm going to be with good people. I'll see the other campers, the former contestants, even your best friend Ren. They'll all take care of me until this contest is over. I just want to thank you, for always believing in me." Stimpy gives his son one more hug and says: "No problem, Stinky. That's what dad's are supposed to do, and that's what I ALWAYS do!" And with that, Stinky floats over to the Boat of Losers, sits down, and the Boat sails away. Sniz says: "The rest of you are safe, for tonight." (Confessional) Otto says: "I can't believe that something as simple as a child could give Stimpy incentive! He's going to be super-competitive now! This game might be harder to win than I thought it would be." (End confessional) / Episode Notes: A running gag in this episode is that whenever anybody uses a metaphor around Lil, she doesn't understand what it means. Various characters from "Catdog" make a cameo appearance in this episode. Stimpy's son, Stinky J. Cat, is born in this episode and is technically voted off. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it.

4EverGreen wrote:But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference. Speaking of differences, here is my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Loser's Last Resort" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Welcome to a special episode of Total Cartoon Island. Over the past 21 episodes, you've watched Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Otto, and Lil fight their way past every single challenge that was thrown at them, in order to make it to the Final 5. As a reward, we're letting the campers enjoy all the luxuries our camp has to offer, by giving them the week off. Tonight they will await the word of their fate, and see who will get eliminated in another tense bonfire ceremony. But what has happened to the other cartoon celebrities? The 18 other contestants who couldn't go the distance? What fate has fallen them? Where are they staying? And who do they think deserves to win $150,000? You faithful viewers out there are about to find out, as this time, the Losers get a say in who ends up winning, as they dish up all the dirt and gossip on how they REALLY feel about the 5 preliminary finalists. (Confessional) And you WON'T want to miss a minute! (End Confessional) The voted-off cartoons are about to let it all hang out on Total Cartoon Island!" And Sniz gets on a boat driven by Fondue that drives away from the camp island. /

After the title sequence, the boat driven by Fondue arrives at another island, where Sniz gets off the boat. Sniz says: "Welcome back, to a special place we like to call Loser's Last Resort. A deluxe 5 star hotel with all the luxuries of home, and none of the stress of having to work on an intensive schedule in a busy cartoon show. Here the beaten boys and girls have been taking time to nurse their wounds, heal their relationships, and contemplate on their careers as contestant HAS-BEENS! Let's find out from the campers themselves!" /
Roger Plotz is relaxing in a jacuzzi wearing a lot of rapper bling. Roger says: "I tell you, competing on this game show is the best thing I've done in my life! I have gotten SO much more exposure to the national media then I could've ever thought possible, even WITH the Internet! It's honed me to a sharper edge, making me focus on more important goals, like how to be nice to girls, and even work on my skin condition!" / Patty Mayonnaise and Doug Funny are sitting on a beach chair together near a swimming pool. Doug says: "After I was able to get all of my bandages and stitches removed from Barry's mauling that he gave me, I found out that this place was a a pretty sweet way to help me exercise, tan, and train in hopes of getting onto the next season of this show."

Patty says: "You said it. This place is SO much more fashionable than that old lame-o island. If I had known that this was where the losers got taken, I would've got my butt kicked off in the 1st challenge! But now that I'm here, I can spend more time with Doug! (Kisses Doug) I forgot! Which one's Doug?!" (Doug gives her the look) / Helga G. Patacki is lifting weights. Helga says: "How would I characterize MY experience on the Island? Easy! It stank! But at least my anger management sessions have improved a bit." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" And Helga slaps a steak on Patty's face. / Ren Hoek is sitting at a table near a juice stand. Ren says: "I've accepted that I lost the game, but I still find it hard to accept how well Stimpy is doing without me. Apparently, Stimpy is more cunning, resourceful, and 'dangerous' than I ever thought he could be. But at least he's remained a good team player. I'm actually glad I had my time on a game show. It made me realize that there were some issues I needed to work on. I thought that Stimpy was the only guy I could be a friend with. But I finally found another. Daggett the Angry Beaver! There's just something about him that kind of reminds me of myself, only furry and with a lot more energy. Daggett has really complemented me during my stay here. I'm thinking after our stay here is over, we can move somewhere to where we can live the life we want to live."

Patty says: "Are YOU Doug?" Ren says: "Uh, you're joking right?" Patty says: "Why would I joke? Could you at least give me a hint?" Ren says: "If you HAVE to ask, you'll never know." / Daggett is in the shallow end of the swimming pool, while Norbert is kissing with Treeflower in the same area. Daggett says: "Me and my brother have got SO much to talk about ever since we arrived here! Don't we, Norbert?" Norbert says: "Oh, right! We'll get back to our canoodling later Treeflower. Okay?" Treeflower says: "Take all the time you need." Daggett says: "First off, I'd like to send a shout-out! Forest Friends and acquaintances near our beaver dam, give it up for The Angry Beavers! Being on the show was really fun, but it was also really hard!" Norbert says: "You don't need to tell me about it, we've lived it! I thought getting my fur pelt shaved off was going to be such a TERRIBLE time. But I found out that it's not so bad and you kind of get used to it. I enjoyed all the different challenges that I got to participate in." Daggett says: "So did I! But that's not all the both of us had to endure. My older brother and I also suffered through a hardship of another kind."

Norbert says: "We got into our first major family fight that wasn't a scripted part of our show. It was SO major and pushed our loving brotherly bond to the limit." Daggett says: "But we totally managed to recover. And sadly, it was still little consolation when I got separated from Norbert. Saying good-bye was the hardest thing I ever had to do." / Angelica Pickles is sulking in a dark corner all by herself, with her hair STILL an awful mess! Angelica says: "This game show has been nothing but trouble to me and all my hopes for the future! I had my whole LIFE ahead of me! My name, my aspirations, my dreams, SHATTERED! I'm filing a lawsuit for wrongful elimination! YOU CAMPERS ARE WITNESSES! I was UNFAIRLY kicked off!" Roger says: "I didn't see anything." Bunny says: "You got me." Ren says: "I must have missed that episode." Daggett says: "What is she talking about?" Helga says: "Didn't see it, don't care." Angelica says: "You all KNOW what happened! Everyone ganged up on me and got me shoved out with a stupid wish to a stupid cartoon dragon powered by STUPID fairy magic!" Treeflower says: "Stop complaining! At least YOU didn't get eliminated by a rigged vote like I did, yet you don't see ME threatening anybody's life, such as Jimmy Neutron's!" Patrick says: "If you really wanted to complain, why didn't you get voted off in the first challenge like Roger did?"

And Angelica punches Patrick so hard, he gets knocked out cold. Patty says: "Honestly Andrea, you just would've been voted off in another episode had you survived that one. Except for Otto, nobody actually likes you." Angelica says: "You liar! EVERYBODY likes me! I'm the best Nicktoon ever! I should be in the Final 5 right NOW!" And a pineapple drops on Angelica's head. Angelica says: "Excuse me! What is a pineapple doing here?! Pineapple's don't grow in MICHIGAN people! If those Fairy Godparents want to drop props on my head, they should at LEAST make them geographically correct!" And a bunch of snow and a skier suddenly drop over Angelica. Patty asks the skier: "Are YOU Doug?" / Bunny says: "Everybody has different methods of coping with losing. I'm eating more carrots, Jimmy Neutron's trying to impress Suzie Carmichael, and Aang the Avatar has gone on a speaking strike in protest of his early elimination! He won't even advertise his own show! Now that is dedication. Stupid dedication, but it's still dedication all in the same." / Phoebe is trying to tan herself and says: "What was MY favorite part of the show? Getting to tell Angelica Pickles off! It made me feel so empowered and enabled! And now that I'm dating Patrick Star, I feel that anything can become possible for me!" Patrick gets up and says: "Hooray for my Asian female girlfriend!" /

Jimmy Neutron is busy attempting pull-ups on a set of cross-bars. Jimmy says: "This game show has been a really complicated time of my life. I entered it in an attempt to prove to Cindy Vortex that she was wrong about what she said about me, and in the end, I actually proved her right by doing just what I thought that I wouldn't do. After apologizing intensely to Treeflower and trying various ways to prove myself to Suzie, I'm trying to work up my body so that I'll have more strength to match my strong brain. Because I see no reason why my strong brain shouldn't have a stronger body to match my strong brain." / Suzie is busy grilling up a couple of Steaks. Suzie says: "Don't get me wrong. This place is nice and everything, but I'm STILL mad at Otto for picking Angelica over me! At least that girl got HER just desserts in the end! I could live without Jimmy's ridiculous attempts at trying to impress me. But I must admit one thing. He's sure got a way of winning over people with his determination and charm. I'm kind of beginning to like him." / Chuckie Finster says: "Did I get anything out of the show? NO! It was COMPLETELY and TOTALLY uneventful!"

Reggie Rocket says: "You kissed a guy!" Chuckie says: "I did not!" Reggie says: "Did too!" Chuckie says: "Didn't!" Reggie says: "Did--." Chuckie says: "NOT!" Reggie sings: "Did, did, did, did, did-did-did-did-did-did-did-did!" Rocko says: "I can break this tie. The mate TOTALLY kissed Ren in his sleep!" Chuckie says: "I have, no comment." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" Chuckie says: "I WISH!" / Treeflower says: "Even though I was eliminated, I have still benefited immensely from my stay on the show. I'm in the process of writing a book, getting a contract with a publishing firm, and becoming the next J. K. Rowling!" Bunny says: "But J. K. Rowling is a British female human!" Treeflower says: "So? I'll be a J. K. Rowling for Beavers! Move over Harry Potter, and make way for Furry Beaver!" / Rocko and Reggie are hugging each other in the jacuzzi. Reggie says: "I'm so glad I get to be with you again." Rocko says: "The feeling is mutual. Now we can stop worrying about all the challenges and get to know each other on a much deeper, personal level." Reggie says: "In that case, I can't wait for the party we're going to have tonight!" Rocko says: "I'll be ready and raring to go!" / Sniz says: "And there you have it. The short, long, tall and skinny on how the campers would describe their experiences. Now they're going to dish out who they think should win the whole game show." /

Patrick says: "Spongebob is beyond popular and has got talent coming out of his sponge pores! Spongebob has a decade of popularity and an ultra succesful movie to back him up! There's no way he can lose!" / Chuckie says: "If I had to vote for anyone, I'd vote for Otto Rocket. That teen woke up from a majorly monster nap and brought our team back from the brink of a potential defeat to total victory!" Helga says: "Otto is a strong competitor. He got 5 Killer Beavers to gang up on 1 Screaming Cat at the same time. I like the way he plays." / Bunny says: "I like rooting for my fellow land animals. I'm not sure if I can decide between Sandy Cheeks and Stimpy J. Cat. They're both fierce competitors." Treeflower says: "I can't think of anything negative that can be said about either Sandy or Stimpy! And I can be pretty creative with what I want to say." Angelica says: "Sandy and Stimpy might have a FEW strengths, but they're not REAL creative geniuses! I was a calculative player! I came up with STRATEGIES! It should be ME playing for $150,000!" Ren Hoek says: "Shut up, you eediot! You're here, you lost, get over it!" / Jimmy Neutron says: "Other than me, Sandy Cheeks was the smartest camper on the whole show! I believe that she can cream the rest of the stupid competition and win the grand prize!" Suzie says: "Sandy is smart, pretty, and practical. And she's got some life goals! I'd get behind her ANY day!" /

Reggie says: "I'd like to vote for Otto, not just because he's my brother, but for the way he helped the other campers defeat that evil bully of a girl named Angelica Pickles!" Angelica says: "Hello! I'm right HERE! I can hear every word you're saying!" Reggie says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself!" Angelica says: "I HATE you!" Reggie says: "And I hate YOU!" Norbert says: "And I love almost EVERYBODY!" / Patty say: "Let's talk about Spintop Cubeshorts." Everyone else says: "Spongebob Squarepants!" Patty says: "Right! From flipping Krabby Patties to blowing bubbles to jellyfish hunting, to a bunch of other cool stuff, Spongebob is REALLY in a league of his own!" / Angelica says: "Spongebob, Otto, Lil, and Sandy are all just a bunch of spoiled winners! Stimpy was the only character that never really hated me! I'm going to enjoy watching Stimpy take those other losers DOWN!" Sniz says: "Those are strong words, Angelica. Now why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?" Angelica says: "I just DID!" / Rocko says: "Lil is crazy, but she's fun. I think she stands a good chance of winning." Roger says: "Lil was the coolest and funnest girl on the show. I'd vote for HER to win!" Phoebe says: "I think Stimpy should win." And Fondue suddenly appears through Fairy Magic! Fondue says: "Thank you Wanda for--!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You're missing something important!"

Fondue looks down and says: "AWWW!!!! Oh great! When I wished for Wanda to wish me out of the shower and to this island, she did it without DRESSING ME first! Oh well, might as well get this over with!" Sniz says: "This is where the fun starts!" Fondue says: "It's time for the ultimate twist of the night! As of right now, you 18 losers are in charge as to who will be the 19th loser who joins you!" Daggett says: "This is SO exciting!" Ren says: "It's the best, Daggett! Now we get a chance to enjoy ourselves in a BIG way!" Fondue says: "Here's how it works! There are no marshmallows! I will ask every camper here who they think should join them at this resort. Norbert, since your brother shares a brain with you, I'll start with the both of you." Norbert says: "I really miss SPONGEBOB, it would be so great to have him here!" Daggett says: "You said it! SPONGEBOB would be so much fun here!" Fondue says: "That's two votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Fellow beavers, what are you THINKING?! If you like SPONGEBOB, keep him in!" Fondue says: "That's three votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Wait! I want a do-over!" Patrick says: "You're just voting off my best friend to spite me!" And Patrick tries to start slapping Treeflower who tries slapping back! Treeflower says: "Get off of me! You pink sea-star!" And they both fall into the pool!

Ren chuckles says: "I just KNEW I'd see some fun here!" Bunny says: "I'll tell you something right now, I'm not even going to THINK about voting SPONGEBOB off! OOPS!" Patty says: "Don't worry, I'm NOT going to vote for SPONGEBOB!" Doug says: "PATTY!" Patty says: "No, Duncan--I mean Doug! You can't vote for ME, you have to vote for someone who's IN the Final 5 like SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "That's 6 votes for Spongebob!" Reggie says: "Come on, PEOPLE! No one vote for SPONGEBOB!" And futilely tries to cover her mouth! A green parrot says: "AWWK! SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "Eight votes for Spongebob!" Jimmy says: "Fondue! That's Cosmo, as a parrot! He probably isn't even aware of who SPONGEBOB is!" Cosmo squawks: "Cosmo wants SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "TEN!" / Spongebob inexplicably finds himself being hoisted by Jorgen Von Strangle who dumps Spongebob into the Boat of Losers, and all Spongebob can do is just give off a shocked, blank stare. When he arrives at Loser's Last Resort, he STILL has the same shocked, blank stare. Fondue says: "And then there were four! Sniz, wrap it up!" Sniz says: "That's all the time we have for today! Stay tuned for the next couple of exciting episodes where we get into the quarter-finals where the Final Four will face off for $150,000!" Cosmo squawks: "Awwk! Spongebob!" /

Episode Notes: Except for Aang who is on a speaking strike, all of the eliminated contestants get a chance to speak in this episode. Spongebob is accidentally eliminated when his name is said 10 out of 18 opportunities. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it!

DUde, I can probably change the names of your chars to TDI characters, twist some shit around, and its an exact episode.

This spin off needs to be cancelled! I am not a happy reader!

Blah blah bal You suck blah blah.
I'm still amazed that 4evergreen is trudging threw all of the insults he gets just to post new episode. 4evergreen, you havbe my respect.

This must be cancelled! I'm waiting for cancellation

Don't read it if you don't like it.

I mean, seriously, I'm sick of seeing "DURR HURR CANCEL DIS SPINOFF" every second post.

Also, it's a well-known fact that if you rearrange some of the quotes on SBC, you get the entire series of Star Trek.

Rick Roll wrote:Don't read it if you don't like it.

I mean, seriously, I'm sick of seeing "DURR HURR CANCEL DIS SPINOFF" every second post.

Also, it's a well-known fact that if you rearrange some of the quotes on SBC, you get the entire series of Star Trek.

Wumbology, you make so much epic posts.

LEEEEEEEROOOOY JENKIIIINS wrote:

4EverGreen wrote:But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference. Speaking of differences, here is my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Loser's Last Resort" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Welcome to a special episode of Total Cartoon Island. Over the past 21 episodes, you've watched Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Otto, and Lil fight their way past every single challenge that was thrown at them, in order to make it to the Final 5. As a reward, we're letting the campers enjoy all the luxuries our camp has to offer, by giving them the week off. Tonight they will await the word of their fate, and see who will get eliminated in another tense bonfire ceremony. But what has happened to the other cartoon celebrities? The 18 other contestants who couldn't go the distance? What fate has fallen them? Where are they staying? And who do they think deserves to win $150,000? You faithful viewers out there are about to find out, as this time, the Losers get a say in who ends up winning, as they dish up all the dirt and gossip on how they REALLY feel about the 5 preliminary finalists. (Confessional) And you WON'T want to miss a minute! (End Confessional) The voted-off cartoons are about to let it all hang out on Total Cartoon Island!" And Sniz gets on a boat driven by Fondue that drives away from the camp island. /

After the title sequence, the boat driven by Fondue arrives at another island, where Sniz gets off the boat. Sniz says: "Welcome back, to a special place we like to call Loser's Last Resort. A deluxe 5 star hotel with all the luxuries of home, and none of the stress of having to work on an intensive schedule in a busy cartoon show. Here the beaten boys and girls have been taking time to nurse their wounds, heal their relationships, and contemplate on their careers as contestant HAS-BEENS! Let's find out from the campers themselves!" /
Roger Plotz is relaxing in a jacuzzi wearing a lot of rapper bling. Roger says: "I tell you, competing on this game show is the best thing I've done in my life! I have gotten SO much more exposure to the national media then I could've ever thought possible, even WITH the Internet! It's honed me to a sharper edge, making me focus on more important goals, like how to be nice to girls, and even work on my skin condition!" / Patty Mayonnaise and Doug Funny are sitting on a beach chair together near a swimming pool. Doug says: "After I was able to get all of my bandages and stitches removed from Barry's mauling that he gave me, I found out that this place was a a pretty sweet way to help me exercise, tan, and train in hopes of getting onto the next season of this show."

Patty says: "You said it. This place is SO much more fashionable than that old lame-o island. If I had known that this was where the losers got taken, I would've got my butt kicked off in the 1st challenge! But now that I'm here, I can spend more time with Doug! (Kisses Doug) I forgot! Which one's Doug?!" (Doug gives her the look) / Helga G. Patacki is lifting weights. Helga says: "How would I characterize MY experience on the Island? Easy! It stank! But at least my anger management sessions have improved a bit." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" And Helga slaps a steak on Patty's face. / Ren Hoek is sitting at a table near a juice stand. Ren says: "I've accepted that I lost the game, but I still find it hard to accept how well Stimpy is doing without me. Apparently, Stimpy is more cunning, resourceful, and 'dangerous' than I ever thought he could be. But at least he's remained a good team player. I'm actually glad I had my time on a game show. It made me realize that there were some issues I needed to work on. I thought that Stimpy was the only guy I could be a friend with. But I finally found another. Daggett the Angry Beaver! There's just something about him that kind of reminds me of myself, only furry and with a lot more energy. Daggett has really complemented me during my stay here. I'm thinking after our stay here is over, we can move somewhere to where we can live the life we want to live."

Patty says: "Are YOU Doug?" Ren says: "Uh, you're joking right?" Patty says: "Why would I joke? Could you at least give me a hint?" Ren says: "If you HAVE to ask, you'll never know." / Daggett is in the shallow end of the swimming pool, while Norbert is kissing with Treeflower in the same area. Daggett says: "Me and my brother have got SO much to talk about ever since we arrived here! Don't we, Norbert?" Norbert says: "Oh, right! We'll get back to our canoodling later Treeflower. Okay?" Treeflower says: "Take all the time you need." Daggett says: "First off, I'd like to send a shout-out! Forest Friends and acquaintances near our beaver dam, give it up for The Angry Beavers! Being on the show was really fun, but it was also really hard!" Norbert says: "You don't need to tell me about it, we've lived it! I thought getting my fur pelt shaved off was going to be such a TERRIBLE time. But I found out that it's not so bad and you kind of get used to it. I enjoyed all the different challenges that I got to participate in." Daggett says: "So did I! But that's not all the both of us had to endure. My older brother and I also suffered through a hardship of another kind."

Norbert says: "We got into our first major family fight that wasn't a scripted part of our show. It was SO major and pushed our loving brotherly bond to the limit." Daggett says: "But we totally managed to recover. And sadly, it was still little consolation when I got separated from Norbert. Saying good-bye was the hardest thing I ever had to do." / Angelica Pickles is sulking in a dark corner all by herself, with her hair STILL an awful mess! Angelica says: "This game show has been nothing but trouble to me and all my hopes for the future! I had my whole LIFE ahead of me! My name, my aspirations, my dreams, SHATTERED! I'm filing a lawsuit for wrongful elimination! YOU CAMPERS ARE WITNESSES! I was UNFAIRLY kicked off!" Roger says: "I didn't see anything." Bunny says: "You got me." Ren says: "I must have missed that episode." Daggett says: "What is she talking about?" Helga says: "Didn't see it, don't care." Angelica says: "You all KNOW what happened! Everyone ganged up on me and got me shoved out with a stupid wish to a stupid cartoon dragon powered by STUPID fairy magic!" Treeflower says: "Stop complaining! At least YOU didn't get eliminated by a rigged vote like I did, yet you don't see ME threatening anybody's life, such as Jimmy Neutron's!" Patrick says: "If you really wanted to complain, why didn't you get voted off in the first challenge like Roger did?"

And Angelica punches Patrick so hard, he gets knocked out cold. Patty says: "Honestly Andrea, you just would've been voted off in another episode had you survived that one. Except for Otto, nobody actually likes you." Angelica says: "You liar! EVERYBODY likes me! I'm the best Nicktoon ever! I should be in the Final 5 right NOW!" And a pineapple drops on Angelica's head. Angelica says: "Excuse me! What is a pineapple doing here?! Pineapple's don't grow in MICHIGAN people! If those Fairy Godparents want to drop props on my head, they should at LEAST make them geographically correct!" And a bunch of snow and a skier suddenly drop over Angelica. Patty asks the skier: "Are YOU Doug?" / Bunny says: "Everybody has different methods of coping with losing. I'm eating more carrots, Jimmy Neutron's trying to impress Suzie Carmichael, and Aang the Avatar has gone on a speaking strike in protest of his early elimination! He won't even advertise his own show! Now that is dedication. Stupid dedication, but it's still dedication all in the same." / Phoebe is trying to tan herself and says: "What was MY favorite part of the show? Getting to tell Angelica Pickles off! It made me feel so empowered and enabled! And now that I'm dating Patrick Star, I feel that anything can become possible for me!" Patrick gets up and says: "Hooray for my Asian female girlfriend!" /

Jimmy Neutron is busy attempting pull-ups on a set of cross-bars. Jimmy says: "This game show has been a really complicated time of my life. I entered it in an attempt to prove to Cindy Vortex that she was wrong about what she said about me, and in the end, I actually proved her right by doing just what I thought that I wouldn't do. After apologizing intensely to Treeflower and trying various ways to prove myself to Suzie, I'm trying to work up my body so that I'll have more strength to match my strong brain. Because I see no reason why my strong brain shouldn't have a stronger body to match my strong brain." / Suzie is busy grilling up a couple of Steaks. Suzie says: "Don't get me wrong. This place is nice and everything, but I'm STILL mad at Otto for picking Angelica over me! At least that girl got HER just desserts in the end! I could live without Jimmy's ridiculous attempts at trying to impress me. But I must admit one thing. He's sure got a way of winning over people with his determination and charm. I'm kind of beginning to like him." / Chuckie Finster says: "Did I get anything out of the show? NO! It was COMPLETELY and TOTALLY uneventful!"

Reggie Rocket says: "You kissed a guy!" Chuckie says: "I did not!" Reggie says: "Did too!" Chuckie says: "Didn't!" Reggie says: "Did--." Chuckie says: "NOT!" Reggie sings: "Did, did, did, did, did-did-did-did-did-did-did-did!" Rocko says: "I can break this tie. The mate TOTALLY kissed Ren in his sleep!" Chuckie says: "I have, no comment." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" Chuckie says: "I WISH!" / Treeflower says: "Even though I was eliminated, I have still benefited immensely from my stay on the show. I'm in the process of writing a book, getting a contract with a publishing firm, and becoming the next J. K. Rowling!" Bunny says: "But J. K. Rowling is a British female human!" Treeflower says: "So? I'll be a J. K. Rowling for Beavers! Move over Harry Potter, and make way for Furry Beaver!" / Rocko and Reggie are hugging each other in the jacuzzi. Reggie says: "I'm so glad I get to be with you again." Rocko says: "The feeling is mutual. Now we can stop worrying about all the challenges and get to know each other on a much deeper, personal level." Reggie says: "In that case, I can't wait for the party we're going to have tonight!" Rocko says: "I'll be ready and raring to go!" / Sniz says: "And there you have it. The short, long, tall and skinny on how the campers would describe their experiences. Now they're going to dish out who they think should win the whole game show." /

Patrick says: "Spongebob is beyond popular and has got talent coming out of his sponge pores! Spongebob has a decade of popularity and an ultra succesful movie to back him up! There's no way he can lose!" / Chuckie says: "If I had to vote for anyone, I'd vote for Otto Rocket. That teen woke up from a majorly monster nap and brought our team back from the brink of a potential defeat to total victory!" Helga says: "Otto is a strong competitor. He got 5 Killer Beavers to gang up on 1 Screaming Cat at the same time. I like the way he plays." / Bunny says: "I like rooting for my fellow land animals. I'm not sure if I can decide between Sandy Cheeks and Stimpy J. Cat. They're both fierce competitors." Treeflower says: "I can't think of anything negative that can be said about either Sandy or Stimpy! And I can be pretty creative with what I want to say." Angelica says: "Sandy and Stimpy might have a FEW strengths, but they're not REAL creative geniuses! I was a calculative player! I came up with STRATEGIES! It should be ME playing for $150,000!" Ren Hoek says: "Shut up, you eediot! You're here, you lost, get over it!" / Jimmy Neutron says: "Other than me, Sandy Cheeks was the smartest camper on the whole show! I believe that she can cream the rest of the stupid competition and win the grand prize!" Suzie says: "Sandy is smart, pretty, and practical. And she's got some life goals! I'd get behind her ANY day!" /

Reggie says: "I'd like to vote for Otto, not just because he's my brother, but for the way he helped the other campers defeat that evil bully of a girl named Angelica Pickles!" Angelica says: "Hello! I'm right HERE! I can hear every word you're saying!" Reggie says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself!" Angelica says: "I HATE you!" Reggie says: "And I hate YOU!" Norbert says: "And I love almost EVERYBODY!" / Patty say: "Let's talk about Spintop Cubeshorts." Everyone else says: "Spongebob Squarepants!" Patty says: "Right! From flipping Krabby Patties to blowing bubbles to jellyfish hunting, to a bunch of other cool stuff, Spongebob is REALLY in a league of his own!" / Angelica says: "Spongebob, Otto, Lil, and Sandy are all just a bunch of spoiled winners! Stimpy was the only character that never really hated me! I'm going to enjoy watching Stimpy take those other losers DOWN!" Sniz says: "Those are strong words, Angelica. Now why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?" Angelica says: "I just DID!" / Rocko says: "Lil is crazy, but she's fun. I think she stands a good chance of winning." Roger says: "Lil was the coolest and funnest girl on the show. I'd vote for HER to win!" Phoebe says: "I think Stimpy should win." And Fondue suddenly appears through Fairy Magic! Fondue says: "Thank you Wanda for--!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You're missing something important!"

Fondue looks down and says: "AWWW!!!! Oh great! When I wished for Wanda to wish me out of the shower and to this island, she did it without DRESSING ME first! Oh well, might as well get this over with!" Sniz says: "This is where the fun starts!" Fondue says: "It's time for the ultimate twist of the night! As of right now, you 18 losers are in charge as to who will be the 19th loser who joins you!" Daggett says: "This is SO exciting!" Ren says: "It's the best, Daggett! Now we get a chance to enjoy ourselves in a BIG way!" Fondue says: "Here's how it works! There are no marshmallows! I will ask every camper here who they think should join them at this resort. Norbert, since your brother shares a brain with you, I'll start with the both of you." Norbert says: "I really miss SPONGEBOB, it would be so great to have him here!" Daggett says: "You said it! SPONGEBOB would be so much fun here!" Fondue says: "That's two votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Fellow beavers, what are you THINKING?! If you like SPONGEBOB, keep him in!" Fondue says: "That's three votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Wait! I want a do-over!" Patrick says: "You're just voting off my best friend to spite me!" And Patrick tries to start slapping Treeflower who tries slapping back! Treeflower says: "Get off of me! You pink sea-star!" And they both fall into the pool!

Ren chuckles says: "I just KNEW I'd see some fun here!" Bunny says: "I'll tell you something right now, I'm not even going to THINK about voting SPONGEBOB off! OOPS!" Patty says: "Don't worry, I'm NOT going to vote for SPONGEBOB!" Doug says: "PATTY!" Patty says: "No, Duncan--I mean Doug! You can't vote for ME, you have to vote for someone who's IN the Final 5 like SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "That's 6 votes for Spongebob!" Reggie says: "Come on, PEOPLE! No one vote for SPONGEBOB!" And futilely tries to cover her mouth! A green parrot says: "AWWK! SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "Eight votes for Spongebob!" Jimmy says: "Fondue! That's Cosmo, as a parrot! He probably isn't even aware of who SPONGEBOB is!" Cosmo squawks: "Cosmo wants SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "TEN!" / Spongebob inexplicably finds himself being hoisted by Jorgen Von Strangle who dumps Spongebob into the Boat of Losers, and all Spongebob can do is just give off a shocked, blank stare. When he arrives at Loser's Last Resort, he STILL has the same shocked, blank stare. Fondue says: "And then there were four! Sniz, wrap it up!" Sniz says: "That's all the time we have for today! Stay tuned for the next couple of exciting episodes where we get into the quarter-finals where the Final Four will face off for $150,000!" Cosmo squawks: "Awwk! Spongebob!" /

Episode Notes: Except for Aang who is on a speaking strike, all of the eliminated contestants get a chance to speak in this episode. Spongebob is accidentally eliminated when his name is said 10 out of 18 opportunities. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it!

DUde, I can probably change the names of your chars to TDI characters, twist some shit around, and its an exact episode.

Lol.. ^this made me laugh .

"The Politics of Dancing" Fondue says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the remaining 4 contestants found themselves cast away onto an abandoned island populated by giant monsters. But the 4 soon became 5 thanks to Stimpy giving birth to his son Stinky. While they all made it back to camp safely, Sandy and Otto weren't happy by all the trouble Stinky indirectly caused them, and with Stinky's help, Stinky got voted off the island. And yes, I know that Sniz isn't narrating the opening. He left me in charge while he went to some fancy award show of his. But I don't think THAT'S going to be a problem for anyone reading this, now is it?! I didn't think so! Now sit down, quiet up, and watch another episode of Total Cartoon Island!" /

Sandy is outside using some home-made tools to build a signal receiver for a home-made computer she built. Lil goes up to her and asks: "Say Sandy, are you doing something?" Sandy says: "I'm trying to establish a connection between this camp and the rest of the outside world. It's been SO long since I've gotten a good computer session in; I've almost forgotten how it feels to talk on the Internet." Lil says: "Any luck?" Sandy says: "I've used every innovation trick in the book I know of, but so far, I can't get the power to stay on for more than a few minutes! We're really far out here, far away from any civilization!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Ever since Spongebob was taken out of the game, I have been DESPERATE to have a real conversation with someone who is not IN this game! Stimpy and Lil are kind of okay; it's just that living in the same camp as Otto Rocket has gotten to be REALLY grating on my nerves!" (End Confessional) Sandy says: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually almost wish Otto Rocket WAS here, so I can at least talk to someone remotely sane! Where is he, anyways?" Otto then charges down a hill on a mountain bike and skids to a stop just 4 feet away from the other campers!

Otto says: "Its official! This place is now BORING! There are no more thrills here! I've done every single extreme stunt I could think of on every single place possible on this island at least once, and I've broken my own personal records so many times to count, it's become monotonous! I wish something different and unusual would happen for a change!" Fondue comes up and says: "Then wish no more! Today, you will all be doing something VERY different today!" Sandy asks: "And will this different change be good?" Fondue says: "It will be better than good, it will be GREAT!" Lil says: "And how exactly will it be great?" Stimpy says: "And why hasn't Sniz announced our new challenge?" Fondue says: "Don't ask so many questions! I have to run the show during Sniz's temporary absence, so today's challenge is my OWN personal idea! I hope you're wearing your dancing shoes, because this evening, Squidward Tentacles will be coming by, expecting to see 4 campers with great dancing skills and mad rhythm beats. You will have 4 hours to come up with a routine and song to dance to, and 4 hours to practice the routine! After that, you'll have to dance your heart out if you want to win Squidward's admiration! You'll each be put into 2 pairs! Sandy and Stimpy, you're paired together! Lil and Otto, you're paired together to!"

Stimpy says: "But I want to be with Lil!" Lil says: "And why can't I be with Stimpy?" Fondue says: "Because this is MY challenge, and I'm pairing you up the way I want to! And unless you want me to eliminate somebody RIGHT now, you're going to practice dancing with each other and LIKE it!" Otto says: "That's fine with me, as long as I don't have to dance with Sandy!" Stimpy asks: "Lil, we're not going to get all competitive and nasty during this challenge, are we?" Lil says: "Absolutely not. We're more mature than that. Our relationship is solid as a rock, and I won't let 1 little challenge throw a wrench into my love for you." Stimpy says: "That's good to know, just know that no matter what happens today, I'll be cool with whatever happens, and still love you no matter what happens. I just want you to do your best." Lil says: "I hope you do your best, to! And next time, feel free to use ESP to contact me; I'm psychotic!" Sandy says: "Don't you mean psychic?" Lil says: "No, I'm pretty sure my therapist said that I was psychotic!" (Confessional) Lil says: "Stimpy is MORE than just my boyfriend! He's my best buddy and the only guy on this show who has ever truly gotten what makes me the girl I am! If anything happens to Stimpy, I'll be stuck with my imaginary friends, and let's face the facts! I should've ditched THEM years ago! (Knocks her head) Yeah, Izzy. I'm talking about YOU!" (End Confessional)

Sandy says: "You know what, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "Is there something I SHOULD know, Sandy?" Sandy says: "Well, I've always pictured my 1st dance being with Spongebob, and having a really romantic experience with him. This just doesn't seem like it will be a good experience without him." Stimpy says: "But Spongebob WANTS you to win! He's hoping you'll do your best! Don't you think you owe it to him to try your hardest?" Sandy says: "Well, maybe you ARE right." Stimpy says: "Spongebob knows whatever you have to do, you do it because you want to prove you're the best girl he could possibly have, just like I want to prove I'm the best guy for Lil!" Sandy says: "Oh, what the heck? I'll consider this a practice run from my wedding day with Spongebob!" Stimpy says: "Now that's the kind of winning spirit I like to hear!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Okay, this is going to sound REALLY corny, but there's just something about the things Stimpy says to people that makes me warm and happy. He brightens up the mood of nearly everyone he meets. He's so creative and cool without having to try to be cool. Plus, if he's as good of a dancer as he is a thinker, than I'll have a very good chance of winning with him." /

Otto says: "I hope Angelica will be watching my performance from wherever she currently is, because then she'll be mad with jealousy! I will prove to her I am a really great lover and romancer, and that Angelica should have NEVER tried to betray me by cheating off my sister! I might be dancing with Lil tonight, but it could have been Angelica's chance for romance! It REALLY could have been!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Sandy, do you have a routine planned for this evening?" Sandy says: "Sure, I've read about a lot of different things, and dancing is 1 of them! We will be performing a new routine called the Top Gun dance! And the song of choice is Berlin's Take My Breath Away." Stimpy says: "Sounds pretty cool!" Sandy says: "Do you really think so?" Stimpy says: "Of course I do! Let's start practicing right away!" / Otto says: "Lil, I want to do a stunt-themed dance!" Lil says: "And I say we need to do a politically themed dance!" Otto says: "Whatever for?" Lil says: "Everyone sees politics as stuffy and boring. I want to throw some spice on it and show everyone what a blast it can be! You know what? My ESP tells me that if we do THAT kind of dance, then we're going to have fun, Fun, FUN!"

Otto says: "Than in YOUR case, ESP must stand for Extra Stupid Personality! How can we have fun, Fun, FUN without extreme sports? There's no adrenaline rush, no risk involved, no competition, no record to break, there won't even be any chance to bleed! Besides, the only thing politics is good for is dividing up a country like the United States, okay?!" Lil says: "You know what, Otto? It wouldn't hurt you to listen to what other people had to say once in a while!" Otto says: "I listen, I just don't care! Your opinion has absolutely no bearing on MY opinion, because I know I'm ALWAYS right!" Lil says: "What about Stimpy's son, Stinky? You sure weren't right about that!" Otto yells: "I will NEVER consider a floating stink bag of fart a biological son of Stimpy!" Lil threateningly says: "You better apologize to me right now, because YOUR fate is in my hands!" Otto says: "And how do you figure that?" Lil says: "Because if I don't perform, YOU can't perform, and we'll both automatically be fated to be on the chopping block of potential losing campers. And since it's entirely YOUR decision about whether or not you decide to make an apology to me, Fondue will consider YOU at fault for making US lose, and will boot YOU off of the show tonight if we lose!"

Otto says: "You're BLUFFING!" Lil says: "My ESP NEVER bluffs!" Otto says: "Fine! I'm not ALWAYS right! You're not a complete loser! I value the SMALL portion of you that ISN'T a loser! Will you dance with me now?!" Lil says: "Not until I hear a sorry from you!" Otto yells: "FORGET IT!!!! I will NEVER back down and apologize over Stimpy's stupid son!" Lil says: "Have it your way, then. A lot of good your stubbornness will do you when you lose a chance at $150,000 and your chance to impress Angelica Pickles!" Otto yells: "DOH!!!!" (Confessional) Otto says: "That crazy loon Lil is pushing me TOO far! Its bad enough she wants me to dance WITH her, but using my Achilles Heel to exploit my weakness for money and Angelica? That's just low, even by MY standards! If anybody's leaving tonight, it's going to be LIL! And I'll make sure that it's Lil who leaves and not me, by ANY means necessary!" (End Confessional) Otto, speaking with false niceness says: "Okay Lil, you got me. I'm sorry what I said about Stinky and I think that it's GREAT Stimpy has a son. I also think your idea is really cool!" Lil says: "Apology accepted! Now was that so hard to say?"

Otto says: "It wasn't hard to say. (Under his breath) And I won't have to say it with YOU much longer!" / A montage of practicing scenes is seen. Stimpy and Sandy start off shaky, but they begin to get their act together, and are soon able to move and groove with the greatest of ease. Lil has a tough time trying to master HER routine because Otto secretly keeps changing LIL'S part of the dance, and messing up the songs Lil tries to practice to! In all too soon, the evening arrives, and it's time for the dance show. / Fondue says: "Time's up! Practice has ended, and it's time for the main event! First, we have from Bikini Bottom, wearing a REALLY large space helmet filled with water, dance and music enthusiast, Squidward Tentacles!" Squidward steps out of his limo and says: "Whatever. I hope there's a good show on tonight, because there certainly aren't any in Bikini Bottom." Fondue says: "I don't think you'll be disappointed. These campers are ready to do their dancing stuff!" Backstage, Sandy asks: "Stimpy, do you think Squidward will give us extra points if we mention the Krusty Krab?" Stimpy says: "As far as I'm concerned, I think we should stay away as far as possible from ANYTHING concerning Squidward's personal life!"

Fondue says: "Our 1st act of tonight is a double mammalian threat! One's a hip, happy cat, and the other is a seriously smart squirrel; it's Stimpy J. Cat and Sandy Cheeks performing their Top Gun dance to Berlin's Take My Breath Away!" The ballad and dance is soft and slow as the song plays.

Berlin sings: "I'm participating in this foolish lover's game. Over the starless ocean, finally lovers know no shame. Turning and returning to some secret place to cry. Watching, I keep waiting until I hear you say, take my breath away. The evening deserves to have its own voice heard, sleeping and it's waiting to be heard in its own world. Whirling and returning to some secret place to hide. Watching, I keep waiting until you hear me say, my loves take my breath away. When the mirror crashed I called you, in time you slipped away. When the mirrors smashed I found you, and turned to hear you say, hold me for today, I am but a flame. Take my breath away. I'm participating in this foolish lover's game. Over the starless ocean, finally lovers know no shame. Turning and returning to some secret place inside. Watching, I keep waiting until we both say, take my breath away. We'll say, take my breath away. Take my breath away, baby now. Take my breath away sweet darling, take my breath away." Squidward is moved to tears by this and says: "That was SO beautiful! I have NEVER seen such a display of grace and majestic caress married together in such a song and dance before! It was marvelous! I give it 5 stars!" Sandy says: "We did it, Stimpy! We're way in the lead!" Fondue says: "That WAS impressive, but now it's time to see if Lil and Otto can do any better!"

Otto says: "I know that I'LL do better, I can't say the same thing for Lil!" Lil says: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Otto says: "Oh, you'll find out soon enough!" (Confessional) Otto says: "Even on my WORST days, I could EASILY out dance Lil Deville on ANY day of the week, but just as an extra precaution, I switched Lil's size 9 shoes, with size 6 shoes, and I flipped the 6 around so Lil still thinks she's wearing her size 9 shoes! When she's dancing, her shoes will cause her so much pain and she won't be able to dance so well with her feet hurting her. And when she can't keep up with me, I'LL be the winner and I'll make it to the Final 3 like I was ALWAYS meant to!" (End Confessional) Fondue says: "Our last, but hopefully not LEAST act of tonight, Otto Rocket and Lil Deville performing a stunt-themed dance to the Re-Flex tune of The Politics of Dancing!" The music and dance is frantic, as well as the song. Otto can easily keep up, while Lil is struggling to NOT feel the pain in her feet!

Re-Flex sings: "We've got the message; I heard it on the airwaves. The politicians are now dreaming. The broadcast is spreading station to station like an infection across the nation. You know you really can't stop it so you start to pray; you've got to get out of the way! The politics of dancing, the politics of ooh, feeling good, the politics of moving, oh yeah! Is this message understood? We've got the message and we're counting on you. It's not what you say, it's what you do. It's in the papers, and on the TV, this entertainment, is coming near you. And you know you really can't stop it so you got to pray; you've got to get out of the way! The politics of dancing, the politics of ooh, feeling good, the politics of moving, oh yeah! Is this message understood?!" (Chorus is repeated 4 more times until the song is stopped) Squidward says: "That's enough! Lil is COMPLETELY uncoordinated with Otto Rocket! She'll never be a great dancer if she keeps grabbing her feet all the time!" Lil says: "I don't get it! My feet have never hurt THIS bad when I've danced before! What gives?"

Squidward says: "I don't know what IS giving, but what I'm giving you is a big, fat, ZERO! I'm going back to Bikini Bottom, and make a petition to keep Lil Deville from EVER dancing there!" Fondue says: "And there you have it, Stimpy and Sandy both win invincibility tonight. Lil and Otto, the decision is up to me as to the next camper who gets eliminated at tonight's bonfire!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "This is precisely why I don't WEAR shoes! It's too easy for people to switch them and get you tripped up! That's why I've built my feet up to handle anything! I'm an all-terrain cat who can handle any kind of weather, and Ren is an all-terrain dog to!" / Otto says: "Of all the things Angelica said while she was on the game show, she was right about ONE thing; cheating is only cheating if you get caught, and since no one caught me switching Lil's shoes, I technically didn't cheat. My conscience is clear and I'm going to WIN that money AND Angelica's heart!" (End Confessional) The 4 campers are at the bonfire now, wondering who will not receive a valuable marshmallow. Fondue says: "The Final 3 will be decided tonight! A trio of marshmallows and a solo camper who won't receive one! This is for all the marbles! Stimpy and Sandy, two immunity marshmallows for you! And now, only 1 loser on the loser's team will get safety! This is the LAST marshmallow of the night!

(Dramatic music plays, Lil sweats and nervously looks at Stimpy, Sandy, and Fondue, while Otto just keeps confidently looking at the marshmallow) Otto, here's your stupid marshmallow!" Stimpy says: "What?! I don't understand! I thought everyone LIKED Lil!" Otto says: "If 'liked' is the operative word here, than I liked Lil Deville as much as I like a hernia!" Stimpy says: "You mean you don't care Lil won't be participating anymore?" Otto says: "Of course not! She's not who I want to play against in the next challenge! The 2 of you are the most challenging campers left on this game show besides me, and if I can beat the both of you in order to win, that will make MY victory all the more sweeter!" Sandy says: "We'll just see about that! There's an old saying in Texas that you shouldn't count your chickens before they hatch!" Otto says: "And there's a saying in California that opportunity only knocks once. I saw MY opportunity, and I took it. It's a shame you can't hear opportunity like I can!" Stimpy says: "Lil, don't you worry about Otto! Somehow, I'll find a way to beat him and make him realize that it's not about who wins or loses, it's how you play the game and I'm going to play it right! I'll win for you AND my son!"

Lil says: "That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard a guy say ever! It's a shame I can't be here to see you win in person! Oh well, it's time for me to go! I always knew I'd have to leave sometime!" And Lil throws a vial of purple liquid down to the ground and disappears in a puff of smoke! Sandy says: "Wow! Lil sure knows how to enter and exit a game show dramatically!" Stimpy says: "That's why I love her so much!" Fondue says: "The 3 of you are safe! In 2 more days, the semi-challenge will be held at this camp! Be prepared for anything!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I was BORN to win this! I am a winner, which means I never lose! It's just logic, and logic trumps extreme sports daredevil every single time!" / Stimpy says: "So it all comes down to this. It's time to show everyone what my A Game is made of! This is my time to show just how hard I'm willing to work to win this thing! It's time for me to make my son and my girlfriend proud!" / Otto says: "I can't believe Lil took getting booted off to both her and Stimpy's advantage by giving Stimpy more incentive! Curses! Somebody ALWAYS helps that cat! But incentive or no incentive, I'm STILL skilled enough to beat HIM, and whoa to anyone who tries to help him!"

(End Confessional) Episode Notes: 1st episode that Sniz doesn't appear in, and 1st time Fondue hosts an episode. Lil Deville is voted off in this episode, and the Final 3 are decided! Sandy, Stimpy, and Otto! Who will win? Find out in the semi-finals in the next episode!

LEEEEEEEROOOOY JENKIIIINS wrote:

4EverGreen wrote:But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference. Speaking of differences, here is my next installment of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Loser's Last Resort" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Welcome to a special episode of Total Cartoon Island. Over the past 21 episodes, you've watched Spongebob, Sandy, Stimpy, Otto, and Lil fight their way past every single challenge that was thrown at them, in order to make it to the Final 5. As a reward, we're letting the campers enjoy all the luxuries our camp has to offer, by giving them the week off. Tonight they will await the word of their fate, and see who will get eliminated in another tense bonfire ceremony. But what has happened to the other cartoon celebrities? The 18 other contestants who couldn't go the distance? What fate has fallen them? Where are they staying? And who do they think deserves to win $150,000? You faithful viewers out there are about to find out, as this time, the Losers get a say in who ends up winning, as they dish up all the dirt and gossip on how they REALLY feel about the 5 preliminary finalists. (Confessional) And you WON'T want to miss a minute! (End Confessional) The voted-off cartoons are about to let it all hang out on Total Cartoon Island!" And Sniz gets on a boat driven by Fondue that drives away from the camp island. /

After the title sequence, the boat driven by Fondue arrives at another island, where Sniz gets off the boat. Sniz says: "Welcome back, to a special place we like to call Loser's Last Resort. A deluxe 5 star hotel with all the luxuries of home, and none of the stress of having to work on an intensive schedule in a busy cartoon show. Here the beaten boys and girls have been taking time to nurse their wounds, heal their relationships, and contemplate on their careers as contestant HAS-BEENS! Let's find out from the campers themselves!" /
Roger Plotz is relaxing in a jacuzzi wearing a lot of rapper bling. Roger says: "I tell you, competing on this game show is the best thing I've done in my life! I have gotten SO much more exposure to the national media then I could've ever thought possible, even WITH the Internet! It's honed me to a sharper edge, making me focus on more important goals, like how to be nice to girls, and even work on my skin condition!" / Patty Mayonnaise and Doug Funny are sitting on a beach chair together near a swimming pool. Doug says: "After I was able to get all of my bandages and stitches removed from Barry's mauling that he gave me, I found out that this place was a a pretty sweet way to help me exercise, tan, and train in hopes of getting onto the next season of this show."

Patty says: "You said it. This place is SO much more fashionable than that old lame-o island. If I had known that this was where the losers got taken, I would've got my butt kicked off in the 1st challenge! But now that I'm here, I can spend more time with Doug! (Kisses Doug) I forgot! Which one's Doug?!" (Doug gives her the look) / Helga G. Patacki is lifting weights. Helga says: "How would I characterize MY experience on the Island? Easy! It stank! But at least my anger management sessions have improved a bit." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" And Helga slaps a steak on Patty's face. / Ren Hoek is sitting at a table near a juice stand. Ren says: "I've accepted that I lost the game, but I still find it hard to accept how well Stimpy is doing without me. Apparently, Stimpy is more cunning, resourceful, and 'dangerous' than I ever thought he could be. But at least he's remained a good team player. I'm actually glad I had my time on a game show. It made me realize that there were some issues I needed to work on. I thought that Stimpy was the only guy I could be a friend with. But I finally found another. Daggett the Angry Beaver! There's just something about him that kind of reminds me of myself, only furry and with a lot more energy. Daggett has really complemented me during my stay here. I'm thinking after our stay here is over, we can move somewhere to where we can live the life we want to live."

Patty says: "Are YOU Doug?" Ren says: "Uh, you're joking right?" Patty says: "Why would I joke? Could you at least give me a hint?" Ren says: "If you HAVE to ask, you'll never know." / Daggett is in the shallow end of the swimming pool, while Norbert is kissing with Treeflower in the same area. Daggett says: "Me and my brother have got SO much to talk about ever since we arrived here! Don't we, Norbert?" Norbert says: "Oh, right! We'll get back to our canoodling later Treeflower. Okay?" Treeflower says: "Take all the time you need." Daggett says: "First off, I'd like to send a shout-out! Forest Friends and acquaintances near our beaver dam, give it up for The Angry Beavers! Being on the show was really fun, but it was also really hard!" Norbert says: "You don't need to tell me about it, we've lived it! I thought getting my fur pelt shaved off was going to be such a TERRIBLE time. But I found out that it's not so bad and you kind of get used to it. I enjoyed all the different challenges that I got to participate in." Daggett says: "So did I! But that's not all the both of us had to endure. My older brother and I also suffered through a hardship of another kind."

Norbert says: "We got into our first major family fight that wasn't a scripted part of our show. It was SO major and pushed our loving brotherly bond to the limit." Daggett says: "But we totally managed to recover. And sadly, it was still little consolation when I got separated from Norbert. Saying good-bye was the hardest thing I ever had to do." / Angelica Pickles is sulking in a dark corner all by herself, with her hair STILL an awful mess! Angelica says: "This game show has been nothing but trouble to me and all my hopes for the future! I had my whole LIFE ahead of me! My name, my aspirations, my dreams, SHATTERED! I'm filing a lawsuit for wrongful elimination! YOU CAMPERS ARE WITNESSES! I was UNFAIRLY kicked off!" Roger says: "I didn't see anything." Bunny says: "You got me." Ren says: "I must have missed that episode." Daggett says: "What is she talking about?" Helga says: "Didn't see it, don't care." Angelica says: "You all KNOW what happened! Everyone ganged up on me and got me shoved out with a stupid wish to a stupid cartoon dragon powered by STUPID fairy magic!" Treeflower says: "Stop complaining! At least YOU didn't get eliminated by a rigged vote like I did, yet you don't see ME threatening anybody's life, such as Jimmy Neutron's!" Patrick says: "If you really wanted to complain, why didn't you get voted off in the first challenge like Roger did?"

And Angelica punches Patrick so hard, he gets knocked out cold. Patty says: "Honestly Andrea, you just would've been voted off in another episode had you survived that one. Except for Otto, nobody actually likes you." Angelica says: "You liar! EVERYBODY likes me! I'm the best Nicktoon ever! I should be in the Final 5 right NOW!" And a pineapple drops on Angelica's head. Angelica says: "Excuse me! What is a pineapple doing here?! Pineapple's don't grow in MICHIGAN people! If those Fairy Godparents want to drop props on my head, they should at LEAST make them geographically correct!" And a bunch of snow and a skier suddenly drop over Angelica. Patty asks the skier: "Are YOU Doug?" / Bunny says: "Everybody has different methods of coping with losing. I'm eating more carrots, Jimmy Neutron's trying to impress Suzie Carmichael, and Aang the Avatar has gone on a speaking strike in protest of his early elimination! He won't even advertise his own show! Now that is dedication. Stupid dedication, but it's still dedication all in the same." / Phoebe is trying to tan herself and says: "What was MY favorite part of the show? Getting to tell Angelica Pickles off! It made me feel so empowered and enabled! And now that I'm dating Patrick Star, I feel that anything can become possible for me!" Patrick gets up and says: "Hooray for my Asian female girlfriend!" /

Jimmy Neutron is busy attempting pull-ups on a set of cross-bars. Jimmy says: "This game show has been a really complicated time of my life. I entered it in an attempt to prove to Cindy Vortex that she was wrong about what she said about me, and in the end, I actually proved her right by doing just what I thought that I wouldn't do. After apologizing intensely to Treeflower and trying various ways to prove myself to Suzie, I'm trying to work up my body so that I'll have more strength to match my strong brain. Because I see no reason why my strong brain shouldn't have a stronger body to match my strong brain." / Suzie is busy grilling up a couple of Steaks. Suzie says: "Don't get me wrong. This place is nice and everything, but I'm STILL mad at Otto for picking Angelica over me! At least that girl got HER just desserts in the end! I could live without Jimmy's ridiculous attempts at trying to impress me. But I must admit one thing. He's sure got a way of winning over people with his determination and charm. I'm kind of beginning to like him." / Chuckie Finster says: "Did I get anything out of the show? NO! It was COMPLETELY and TOTALLY uneventful!"

Reggie Rocket says: "You kissed a guy!" Chuckie says: "I did not!" Reggie says: "Did too!" Chuckie says: "Didn't!" Reggie says: "Did--." Chuckie says: "NOT!" Reggie sings: "Did, did, did, did, did-did-did-did-did-did-did-did!" Rocko says: "I can break this tie. The mate TOTALLY kissed Ren in his sleep!" Chuckie says: "I have, no comment." Patty says: "Are you Doug?" Chuckie says: "I WISH!" / Treeflower says: "Even though I was eliminated, I have still benefited immensely from my stay on the show. I'm in the process of writing a book, getting a contract with a publishing firm, and becoming the next J. K. Rowling!" Bunny says: "But J. K. Rowling is a British female human!" Treeflower says: "So? I'll be a J. K. Rowling for Beavers! Move over Harry Potter, and make way for Furry Beaver!" / Rocko and Reggie are hugging each other in the jacuzzi. Reggie says: "I'm so glad I get to be with you again." Rocko says: "The feeling is mutual. Now we can stop worrying about all the challenges and get to know each other on a much deeper, personal level." Reggie says: "In that case, I can't wait for the party we're going to have tonight!" Rocko says: "I'll be ready and raring to go!" / Sniz says: "And there you have it. The short, long, tall and skinny on how the campers would describe their experiences. Now they're going to dish out who they think should win the whole game show." /

Patrick says: "Spongebob is beyond popular and has got talent coming out of his sponge pores! Spongebob has a decade of popularity and an ultra succesful movie to back him up! There's no way he can lose!" / Chuckie says: "If I had to vote for anyone, I'd vote for Otto Rocket. That teen woke up from a majorly monster nap and brought our team back from the brink of a potential defeat to total victory!" Helga says: "Otto is a strong competitor. He got 5 Killer Beavers to gang up on 1 Screaming Cat at the same time. I like the way he plays." / Bunny says: "I like rooting for my fellow land animals. I'm not sure if I can decide between Sandy Cheeks and Stimpy J. Cat. They're both fierce competitors." Treeflower says: "I can't think of anything negative that can be said about either Sandy or Stimpy! And I can be pretty creative with what I want to say." Angelica says: "Sandy and Stimpy might have a FEW strengths, but they're not REAL creative geniuses! I was a calculative player! I came up with STRATEGIES! It should be ME playing for $150,000!" Ren Hoek says: "Shut up, you eediot! You're here, you lost, get over it!" / Jimmy Neutron says: "Other than me, Sandy Cheeks was the smartest camper on the whole show! I believe that she can cream the rest of the stupid competition and win the grand prize!" Suzie says: "Sandy is smart, pretty, and practical. And she's got some life goals! I'd get behind her ANY day!" /

Reggie says: "I'd like to vote for Otto, not just because he's my brother, but for the way he helped the other campers defeat that evil bully of a girl named Angelica Pickles!" Angelica says: "Hello! I'm right HERE! I can hear every word you're saying!" Reggie says: "Than I don't have to repeat myself!" Angelica says: "I HATE you!" Reggie says: "And I hate YOU!" Norbert says: "And I love almost EVERYBODY!" / Patty say: "Let's talk about Spintop Cubeshorts." Everyone else says: "Spongebob Squarepants!" Patty says: "Right! From flipping Krabby Patties to blowing bubbles to jellyfish hunting, to a bunch of other cool stuff, Spongebob is REALLY in a league of his own!" / Angelica says: "Spongebob, Otto, Lil, and Sandy are all just a bunch of spoiled winners! Stimpy was the only character that never really hated me! I'm going to enjoy watching Stimpy take those other losers DOWN!" Sniz says: "Those are strong words, Angelica. Now why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?" Angelica says: "I just DID!" / Rocko says: "Lil is crazy, but she's fun. I think she stands a good chance of winning." Roger says: "Lil was the coolest and funnest girl on the show. I'd vote for HER to win!" Phoebe says: "I think Stimpy should win." And Fondue suddenly appears through Fairy Magic! Fondue says: "Thank you Wanda for--!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You're missing something important!"

Fondue looks down and says: "AWWW!!!! Oh great! When I wished for Wanda to wish me out of the shower and to this island, she did it without DRESSING ME first! Oh well, might as well get this over with!" Sniz says: "This is where the fun starts!" Fondue says: "It's time for the ultimate twist of the night! As of right now, you 18 losers are in charge as to who will be the 19th loser who joins you!" Daggett says: "This is SO exciting!" Ren says: "It's the best, Daggett! Now we get a chance to enjoy ourselves in a BIG way!" Fondue says: "Here's how it works! There are no marshmallows! I will ask every camper here who they think should join them at this resort. Norbert, since your brother shares a brain with you, I'll start with the both of you." Norbert says: "I really miss SPONGEBOB, it would be so great to have him here!" Daggett says: "You said it! SPONGEBOB would be so much fun here!" Fondue says: "That's two votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Fellow beavers, what are you THINKING?! If you like SPONGEBOB, keep him in!" Fondue says: "That's three votes for Spongebob!" Treeflower says: "Wait! I want a do-over!" Patrick says: "You're just voting off my best friend to spite me!" And Patrick tries to start slapping Treeflower who tries slapping back! Treeflower says: "Get off of me! You pink sea-star!" And they both fall into the pool!

Ren chuckles says: "I just KNEW I'd see some fun here!" Bunny says: "I'll tell you something right now, I'm not even going to THINK about voting SPONGEBOB off! OOPS!" Patty says: "Don't worry, I'm NOT going to vote for SPONGEBOB!" Doug says: "PATTY!" Patty says: "No, Duncan--I mean Doug! You can't vote for ME, you have to vote for someone who's IN the Final 5 like SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "That's 6 votes for Spongebob!" Reggie says: "Come on, PEOPLE! No one vote for SPONGEBOB!" And futilely tries to cover her mouth! A green parrot says: "AWWK! SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "Eight votes for Spongebob!" Jimmy says: "Fondue! That's Cosmo, as a parrot! He probably isn't even aware of who SPONGEBOB is!" Cosmo squawks: "Cosmo wants SPONGEBOB!" Fondue says: "TEN!" / Spongebob inexplicably finds himself being hoisted by Jorgen Von Strangle who dumps Spongebob into the Boat of Losers, and all Spongebob can do is just give off a shocked, blank stare. When he arrives at Loser's Last Resort, he STILL has the same shocked, blank stare. Fondue says: "And then there were four! Sniz, wrap it up!" Sniz says: "That's all the time we have for today! Stay tuned for the next couple of exciting episodes where we get into the quarter-finals where the Final Four will face off for $150,000!" Cosmo squawks: "Awwk! Spongebob!" /

Episode Notes: Except for Aang who is on a speaking strike, all of the eliminated contestants get a chance to speak in this episode. Spongebob is accidentally eliminated when his name is said 10 out of 18 opportunities. / I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it!

DUde, I can probably change the names of your chars to TDI characters, twist some shit around, and its an exact episode.

Anybody could really

"Cartoon GUTS!!!!" Instead of the show starting outside like it usually does, the camera starts inside of a stadium place. A random voice shouts: "GUTS!!!!" Sniz says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, yours truly was off attending an award show and picked up an award, so Fondue got to fill in for me with a challenge of his own. And boy, did he have quite the original idea. A dancing challenge saw Sandy pairing up with Stimpy, and Otto teaming up with Lil. While Stimpy and Sandy were able to come up with a dance routine, Otto and Lil couldn't agree on anything. The squirrel and the cat easily won victory while Otto sabotaged Lil's chances, and Lil's hopes of winning LITERALLY went up in smoke after she was eliminated, as she vanished without a trace. Now we're down to the Final 3. Otto Rocket, Sandy Cheeks, and Stimpy J. Cat have battled through 24 challenges to make it this far. One more contestant will face the Dock of Shame and the Boat of Losers before being eliminated after we hold the hardest challenge we've had yet! Today, we're going old-school, and bringing back an old favorite, by taking this challenge to the Extreme Arena! After 4 challenges, they will all have to climb the Mega Crag, and only the 2 highest scorers will get to move on into the Final Round. Now it's time to ask the question; DO THEY HAVE IT?!!!" The Random voice once again shouts: "GUTS!!!!" /

Once again, a different theme song is played; this time, it is the 2nd opening theme song of "Nickelodeon GUTS." / The Random voice sings: "It takes a certain kind of person to keep their body working with the precision and the decision to make it to the top. Do you have it? It takes a certain kind of person to keep their body pumping with the rhythm and the beat and they need a lot. Do you have it? DO YOU HAVE IT? GUTS!!!! Do you have it? GUTS!!!!" / Sniz is in the arena and says: "Welcome to a special challenge of Total Cartoon Island! As you can see we will be playing inside today, as the Fairy Godparents have granted our wish to bring back the Extreme Arena from Nickelodeon's fabulous sports show, Nickelodeon GUTS! Otto is dressed in red, Sandy is dressed in green, and Stimpy is dressed in blue. The way to victory today will be obtained by winning points in the 4 main challenges and by claiming the Mega Crag trophy as their very own. And all of our contestants will be playing with safety as their utmost concern. They'll have professional Fairy trainers and spotters to help them at all times. So to everyone out their, please do not try to recreate these stunts at home! Now to go into more detail about how each challenge will work, here is my LOVELY co-host, Fondue!"

Fondue walks out dressed in a blond wig, silver high-heeled shoes, and wearing a sequined silver dress, looking like Vanna White. Fondue says: "Tell me again Sniz, WHY I have to look like this?" Sniz says: "You lost that bet against me, remember?" Fondue says: "I can't believe that you managed to win an award, for WORST spin-off on Spongebob Community Portal in HISTORY!" Sniz says: "It was a big hit on TV.com, and its an even bigger hit on Deviant Art. Besides, in my profession, there's no such thing as bad press. Now, are you going to hold up your end of the bargain or not?" Fondue says: "Only because my contract orders me to. Contestants, your 1st challenge is, the Zero G run!" Otto says: "Zero G? That means like space gravity, right?" Fondue says: "Correct! The 3 of you will be strapped to a special harness and run sideways across the track, avoiding various obstacles along the way. The fastest time wins. And 1st place gets 300 points, 2nd place gets 200 points, 3rd place gets 100 points." Sniz says: "Sounds like a cool challenge to me, and I just KNOW the contestants are excited as well!" (Confessional) Otto says: "Excited? He thinks that I'm excited about THIS?! What is WITH this challenge?! I play REAL sports, not these stupid stunts on some old show that doesn't even play on the air anymore! How am I supposed to win with THESE odds stacked against me?!" /

Stimpy says: "This challenge should be relatively simple, I've been into space LOADS of times on my own show with Ren. I know how to run sideways and even upside down if I need to! I definitely have a home-field advantage on this one!" / Sandy says: "Living underwater is kind of like living in space, so the skills I've mastered underwater should definitely help me here. But all the same, I can't afford to underestimate Otto Rocket. I knew I needed a way to ensure that victory wouldn't go to that over-competitive Rocket boy!" (End Confessional) Sandy whispers: "Stimpy, I've got a proposition for you." Stimpy says: "What kind of proposition is it?" Sandy says: "Team up with me and help me take down Otto Rocket. You do that for me, and I promise that if I win in the finals, I'll split my winnings with you." Stimpy says: "But what if you DON'T win in the finals?" Sandy says: "I'll buy you a brand new iLog, the latest, most futuristic version of the toy-name Log from Blammo! Now MP3, computer, and DVD compatible!" Stimpy says: "I like the sound of that! Sniz, I'd like to say that Sandy and I will be playing these challenges together, if that's all right with you!" Sniz says: "Sure! That sounds fine with me!"

Otto says: "Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay! Sandy and Stimpy are obviously trying to gang up on me in order to whip my butt in this game! That is completely unfair! Get out your rule-book and do your rule-checking thing already!" Sniz says: "Sorry, that's the way the cookie crumbles. No rule against teamwork." Otto says: "You just make up the rules as you go along, don't you?!" Sniz says: "I love my job!" (Confessional) Otto says: "Note to self, never sign up for a STUPID reality show where the STUPID host can just RIP-OFF and make up their own unfair rules for their own stupid purposes EVER again!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to get this challenge started! Ready, Fondue?" Fondue says: "Otto; on your mark, get set, GO!" And a whistle blows and Otto begins his turn! Otto tries his best to run the sideways course by trying to run the track as though he was riding a skateboard against the wall, but his harness is making it hard for him to get a good footing on the track, and he keeps tripping over the obstacles. After nearly an agonizing minute, Otto finally makes it to the finish and a whistle blows. Fondue says: "Otto's time is 56.4 seconds!" Otto says: "Well, THAT could've gone better! In fact, I don't think it could've gone any WORSE!" Sniz says: "Sandy, you're next!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!"

And a whistle blows and Sandy begins her run. Sandy is better at running sideways than Otto is, as she completes the 1st half and goes on into the 2nd half. She gets stuck on 1 obstacle for a few seconds, but she manages to over jump it and cross the finish line rather quickly and an air-horn blows. Fondue says: "Sandy's time is 29.8 seconds!" Sniz says: "I think THAT'S an incredible time! Can Stimpy do any better?" Stimpy says: "I'll certainly try!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" And a whistle blows and Stimpy begins his run! Sure enough, Stimpy is running the track without breaking a sweat, makes it over every obstacle, and doesn't trip up even once, as he races to the finish in record time as the air-horn blows! Fondue says: "Stimpy's time is 21.5 seconds!" Sniz says: "So right now, Stimpy's in 1st place with 300 points, Sandy's in 2nd with 200 points, and Otto's in 3rd with 100 points!" Sandy says: "Congratulations Stimpy, you did well!" Stimpy says: "Thanks Sandy, you weren't so bad yourself." (Confessional) Otto says: "I HATE team spirit! If this were a real competition, 1 on 1 AGAINST me, I would SO be kicking their BUTTS right now! There better be a REAL sport on the line-up today!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Our next event is the Aerial Basketball Grab. Our contestants will all jump at the same time and try to grab the basketball at the top of the column. They will have 9 opportunities to grab the basketball, and whoever gets the ball the most amount of times, wins." Otto says: "Not a challenge I would've picked, but at least it's down to Earth." Sandy says: "Cheating won't help you win THIS event!" Otto scoffs and says: "Oh please! Like I'd NEED to cheat to beat Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber! You're just lucky you're not competing against my rival Lars Rodriguez. He's the kind of guy who would do ANYTHING to win!" (Confessional) Otto says: "As the son and heir to the Rocket family dynasty of extreme sports, one thing my father taught me is winning is NOTHING without integrity. If you don't have integrity, you don't have anything. I'll prove to Sandy and Stimpy I don't need to do anything unorthodox in order to beat them and win, or I'll lose trying! Yes, it's risky playing a game without cheating in order to make a point, but that's the chance I'm willing to make! I want to make Reggie PROUD to have me as her brother, and teach Angelica Pickles a point!" (End Confessional)

After Otto's confessional ends, he, Stimpy, and Sandy are ready to begin grabbing the basketball in the Aerial Basketball Grab event. Sniz says: "Don't forget contestants; you must wait BEFORE Fondue blows his whistle before you jump off and bounce up to grab the basketball!" Sandy says: "You think you can handle THAT, Otto?" Otto says: "I can handle ANYTHING you or this show can dish out!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle) And the 9 attempts to claim a basketball begin. Stimpy gets the ball on the 1st attempt, Sandy gets the ball on the 2nd attempt, Otto gets the ball on the 3rd attempt, Sandy gets the ball on the 4th attempt, Stimpy gets the ball on the 5th attempt, Otto gets the ball on the 6th & 7th attempt, Stimpy gets the ball on the 8th attempt, and Sandy gets the ball on the 9th attempt! Sniz says: "And this challenge is over! Fondue, just how well did our players do?!" Fondue says: "For the Aerial Basketball Grab event, it was a 3-way tie! Each contestant grabbed the basketball fairly 3 times each!" Sniz says: "Than that means its time to look at the scoreboard again & see where our contestants are at now! Stimpy is still in the lead with 600 points, Sandy is in 2nd with 500 points, and Otto is in 3rd with 400 points!" Otto says: "You're pretty fast when it comes to grabbing a ball, Stimpy!" Stimpy says: "I thank you for your pleasant compliment!"

Otto says: "But I'm not out of this game yet! I STILL plan on winning!" Sandy says: "Why is winning so important to you?" Otto says: "Because if I DON'T win, then I WILL lose, and Rocket's are NOT known for losing!" Stimpy says: "But your sister Reggie lost and she took it just fine." Otto says: "That's because Angelica sabotaged her chances! Angelica would've NEVER beaten Reggie in a fair competition!" Sandy says: "Never say 'never' when it comes to competition. There will always be different variables involved." Otto says: "Wouldn't know, science is for UNTALENTED people who can't play an A-game!" Sandy says: "You haven't even seen MY A-game, Otto!" Otto says: "Bring it on then! Otherwise, these challenges won't be as satisfying!" (Fake Commercial)

An announcer says: "Blammo! is ready to take you into the 21st Century, and update an old favorite with some cool new features! Log is now iLog; MP3, DVD, and computer compatible! Whether you want to browse on the Internet, listen to your favorite music, or watch your favorite movies, the iLog can help you! Nothing says entertainment like a brand new product from Blammo! Yes, it's Log. All kids love Log." Children sing: "What rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, what fits on your back? It's log, log, Log! It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, log, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a log, you're going to love it long. Come on and get your log, everyone needs a log, log, log, log, log!" An Announcer says: "Log from Blammo! Batteries not included!" (Fake Commercial ends.) / (Confessional) Sandy says: "Otto Rocket can simply be analyzed as a person who not only likes to gloat about his own skills, but undermine other people's confidence at the same time! Not only that, he always has to be the center of attention in team sports! When the Screaming Cats were a team, at least I let my fellow team-mates have the spot-light unlike Otto never did!" /

Stimpy says: "There are some things in life I still don't understand, and the conflict between Sandy and Otto is one of them. Why are they always at each other's throats? It's not like Otto ever did anything personal to Sandy or vice-versa. Why can't they just enjoy playing the game instead of being hostile at each other?" / Otto says: "It's not MY fault that Sandy doesn't understand me! She just doesn't comprehend that science and sports don't mix!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to move on to our 3rd event! What do we have slated for THIS challenge?" Fondue says: "Our next event is called Hang Ten. Each contestant will have a separate 60 second turn to dive into our ocean-simulating Extreme Pool to grab 10 buoys randomly deposited around the pool or as many buoys as they can. Whoever grabs the most buoys, wins!" Otto says: "YES! An ACTUAL sport! Here's an area where I will HAVE to dominate, considering that I'm an expert at actual sports!" Sandy says: "You're not the only one who can swim you know." Stimpy says: "And compared with Reggie Rocket, I thought swimming was your worst event." Otto says: "Between Reggie and myself, there's not much skill difference comparing our best events with our worst events. I STILL rank #4 as best swimmer in Ocean Shores, California!"

Sandy says: "Only in the boy's division!" Otto says: "At least I DO rank in a division, which is more than I can say for you, Miss Smart-aleck who lives in the ocean but doesn't even take the time to swim!" Sandy says: "Spongebob helped me out SINCE the surfing challenge, big mouth!" Otto says: "It's still not enough to beat me!" Stimpy says: "Knock it off, you two! Can't we just have a friendly competition?" Sandy and Otto both scream: "NO!!!!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "In the half of my life that I've known Ren as my best friend, I always thought that REN was a competitive spirit, but Sandy and Otto make Ren's drive to win in life look like nothing! Winning shouldn't come at the cost of having fun. Winning or losing means nothing unless you can have fun no matter what happens to you. It's amazing how I managed to wind up with Mr. and Ms. Crazy Compulsive Competitive Camper Contestants." (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The pool is all set up and Otto is ready for the event to begin!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle!) And Otto begins attacking the turbulent action of the Extreme Pool like a hungry tiger shark, and before 60 seconds is up, Otto grabs 9 buoys! Otto says: "Beat THAT, bucktooth! I fear that you're destined to fail."

Sandy says: "Gladly! Texan's don't know the meaning of the word 'quit!'" Otto says: "Obviously because the collective IQ of the entire state of Texas is less than that of an ACTUAL squid rather than my friend, Sam the Squid, due in large part to the actions of the man YOU elected in 2000 & 2004!" Sandy says: "The people who govern MY state have no bearings on MY IQ whether they become President or not! Besides, we ALL know that nobody elected him HONESTLY!" Otto says: "Because YOU threw your vote away on Ralph Nader!" Sandy says: "Do you get your sick kicks out of insulting everything you see?!" Otto says: "Only if it's someone who will never measure up to me!" Sandy says: "Otto, you asked for it! I think it's time you found out that anything you can do, I can do better, anytime, anyplace, any challenge, ANYWHERE!" Otto says: "I'll be sure to write THAT quote on your tombstone when you drown." (Confessional) Sandy says: "Otto thinks he's SO perfect in everything he does! Well, I'll show him that my buck-teeth aren't just for breaking acorns; they're about to break his over-confidence and his overly smug attitude!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The pool is set up for Sandy, and she's raring to get this challenge going!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle!)

Sandy swims slower than Otto, but she's able to maneuver through the waves more easily as she goes WITH the flow of the waves rather than against it, surprising even Otto as SHE manages to grab 9 buoys before 60 seconds is up! Sandy says: "Not winning as easily as you thought, are you Otto?" Otto says: "I never said winning WOULD be easy against you, I said it would be challenging! And you're way more crafty than I've given you credit for, considering that you've been able to go from zero to 6 on the swimming scale in just 8 challenges." Sandy says: "If it hadn't had been for Angelica Pickles, you would've NEVER kept me on after the 20th challenge!" Otto says: "That's projecting! That's what YOU would've wished for if it hadn't have been for Angelica Pickles! Maybe that's the only difference between us! I wouldn't have minded losing against Angelica Pickles if it meant she eliminated me, the only reason I helped you get rid of her is so you'd finally trust me for not cheating. Now from what I hear you saying about me, you still think I cheat! Well, who's the bigger cheater? Is it the cheater who asks for help by wishing her competition away when she can't win on her own, or the cheater who tries to help the cheating cheater out? I've done the math and my conscience is clear! But you might want to ask yourself, can the same thing be said about you?!"

(Confessional) Sandy says: "Otto Rocket, accusing ME of not playing by the rules?! When have I ever NOT played by the rules?! Just because I use a GPS system, in order to find Spongebob in a game of hide and seek, sets no precedence of me cheating in anything! I was just using the skills available to me, and using tools is a skill! And it's no fault of mine if a certain person doesn't know how to use a tool as well as I do! That's NOT considered cheating!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The pool is now ready for Stimpy! Is Stimpy ready for the pool?" Stimpy says: "Always!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle) And Stimpy motors through the pool like a cheetah motors on land! It doesn't even take Stimpy 50 seconds before he grabs all 10 buoys! Sandy and Otto both ask: "How did he DO that?!" Sniz says: "I don't know, but that really blew my mind! But I'm speaking metaphorically of course. And now, the scoreboard now shows Stimpy in the lead with 900 points, Sandy is in 2nd with 700 points, & Otto is in 3rd with 600 points!" Sandy says: "I don't understand it! What am I doing wrong?!" Stimpy says: "It's like I've said before, Sandy. You're letting your drive to win over-ride your purpose of playing this game. It shouldn't matter whether you're better than somebody else or not. What should matter is if you have fun. And from what I've seen, neither of you are having much fun."

Otto says: "Only because YOU'RE winning!" Stimpy says: "I don't CARE if I win! I just want to do my best & have fun. When you stop and think about it; that's the #1 reason why you should be playing. Don't play if you're only interested in winning, play because you want to have fun!" (Confessional) Sandy sighs: "Stimpy's right. What have I been thinking? What good is winning if it just makes me angry at Otto? I WOULD like the money, but I'd also like Spongebob to be happy that I was in the game, and I haven't exactly been the picture of impressing my boyfriend recently." / Otto sighs: "Stimpy's right. The only purpose I had of coming on this game show was to win. Why should winning be the only thing that matters to a Rocket? Shouldn't love be important as well? I still love Angelica, a lot. But I definitely haven't been displaying my love in the right way. I need to show her I can be loyal to Angelica 1st even if it means wanting to win 2nd. Maybe if I do that for her, maybe she'll do that for me. It'll definitely be a change from all those other times I've tried to impress her!" (End Confessional)

Fondue says: "What's our next event, Sniz?" Sniz says: "Our 4th event is Tornado Run. Our contestants will run across pothole pass, over steaming stream, stepping on every stone, over the jungle vine climb, through the thick fog in order to reach the finish. Whoever crosses 1st, will win!" Otto says: "Sandy, if it means anything to you, I'm sorry I called you buck-teeth along with many other insults I've probably said to you. I can't remember the rest of them, though." Sandy says: "Well, I'm sorry I accused you of cheating off your own sister. I should've waited for proof like Rocko did." (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Are Sandy and Otto ACTUALLY talking to each other and being polite just because of something I said?! I don't think I've ever done THAT before! Maybe I should try speaking to other people more often!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Fondue, let's get this show on the road!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle) And the 3 contestants begin running around the track! Sandy does well over pothole pass, Otto does well on the steaming stream, both of them get over the jungle vine climb well, but Stimpy's able to see through the fog the easiest and makes his way past the both of them and crosses the finish line 1st, while Sandy & Otto both cross the finish line at the exact same time!

Fondue says: "This is unprecedented! According to our slow-motion camera's, Sandy & Otto both planted their feet on the ground in front of the finish time at the exact same second! That means our scoreboard still has Stimpy in the lead with 1200 points, Sandy is in 2nd with 900 points, Otto is in 3rd with 800 points!" Sniz says: "And there's just 1 more event to go! If Stimpy wins the next event, he will accomplish the rare event of achieving the perfect score!" Fondue says: "But we shouldn't count out ANYONE! It's STILL anyone's game!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Even if I don't make it to the top first, if I manage to come in 2nd, I'll STILL get into the Finals." / Otto says: "Not winning the final challenge goes against everything I've been taught as a Rocket. But a perfect score? That's an opportunity I wouldn't let ANYONE pass up, not for all the money in the world! Comparing my shots of winning the finals, versus Stimpy's chance of achieving a chance at an area of perfection? There's no contest. I think my choice is clear." (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "The time has come for our final event! The big, the mighty, the giant MEGA Crag! The ultimate test of skills, strength, endurance, & stamina! Our contestants will have to avoid lose rocks, erupting geysers, pointed ledges, and the vertical climb in order to get to the top! They must push 8 activator buttons before they reach the top and push the winning activator button! So whoever pushes all 8 activator buttons 1st and reaches the top in order push their own activator button without crossing into another player's path will win the Mega Crag!" Fondue says: "Are all of our contestants ready?" Sandy says: "Yeah!" Otto says: "Sure!" Stimpy says: "I'm as ready as I'll ever be!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle) And just like that, the 3 contestants begin the final event, all 3 players remain neck to neck as they punch all the activators and avoid all the obstacles! When they get to the vertical climb, they struggle to climb onto the ledge, but Otto begins to make his move. Otto says: "Forgive me father, but this is one time that my losing is more important so that someone more deserving can win." And Otto purposely jumps to Sandy's side, preventing her from climbing so that Stimpy can reach the top 1st, and Stimpy pushes his activator button. Otto then pushes Sandy up over the top so that she can push in 2nd, and Otto gets back on his side and pushes his activator button last!

Sniz says: "And it's over! It's all over! All of our contestants have punched in! That was a really incredible run!" Sandy says: "Incredible?! Otto kept me from punching in 1st!" Otto says: "Are you saying that you wanted to deny Stimpy his chance of having a perfect score? It's hard enough to win a game, but to win a game with a perfect score is a TRUE testament of character, and I wanted Stimpy to have a piece of being a true competitor. He deserves it more than I did, and I made sure to disqualify myself by cheating to help you win 2nd, because I wanted to prove to you that me winning in a challenge personally doesn't have to be the only thing important to me. This is a challenge where the better contestants were going to win, and this time, you & Stimpy were the better contestants." Sandy says: "You mean you sacrificed your chance of winning $150,000 just to give US a chance of competing in the finals?" Otto says: "There'll be other challenges. And I hope to compete against you again, someday. Next time, I'll have learned more skills, be better in those skills, and try even harder than I did this time, and I hope that you'll do that to!" Sandy says: "Wow! That must be the coolest thing you've done for anyone!"

Sniz says: "And with that event settled, the score is all finalized! Otto came in 3rd place with 1,175 points. In 2nd place was Sandy Cheeks with 1,450 points. And our winner today, Stimpy J. Cat with a perfect score of 1,925 points, bringing home the gold and a piece of the Mega Crag!" Fondue says: "We sure had a great performance here from everyone! Stimpy & Sandy, you've earned your place in the Finals! Otto, it's time for you to go!" Otto says: "I might have not been the best contestant this time, but I hope that I'll be remembered as the COOLEST contestant who competed on this show!" Stimpy says: "Wow. Otto looks cool even when he walks the Dock of Shame & onto the Boat of Losers!" Sandy says: "That takes SERIOUS talent! I sure hope his dad doesn't mind Otto's loss." Stimpy says: "And I hope Otto can make things right in his love relationship with Angelica Pickles!" Sandy says: "You said it!"

(Confessional) Otto says: "Definition of 'lousy?' Being a stickler for your word by NOT cheating in order to win, telling the other contestants that they performed better than you even if you think that you deserved to play, proving that you're not a total heel by helping other people to win by sacrificing your own chances of getting money, and eliminating yourself from the game in order to impress a girlfriend even at the risk of making the Rocket family name look bad. And THAT is the definition of LOUSY! (Points up to the sky) Whoever's in charge of karma, I hope this COUNTS for something!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Well, disqualifying yourself through elimination may score you a few brownie points with a potential love connection, but it DEFINITELY loses you a chance of winning $150,000. Stay tuned to see what happens in the finals of Total Cartoon Island!" Episode Notes: Otto eliminates himself from the game by disqualifying himself on purpose. Stimpy wins immunity by getting a perfect score; while Sandy and Otto finally apologize to each other. / Now, since I actually DID write this episode without even looking at ANY episode of "Total Drama" in any way, shape or form, I think its clear that my series is NOT, as some people have said, a rip-off! I hope you enjoyed reading this episode as much as I did writing it!

Best episode so far. But you should start a new line for dialog with characters. It makes the paragraphs less intimidating. The show has potential, and this episode really started to show it. But this episode was still based on something, and while it was somewhat a parody, not really. Parodying/spoofing something is more like playfully poking fun at it. Try that, or try a nice, original concept. I'll continue to read the show.

Ok, you want my honest opinion, I will post nicer and more constructive

-Everything 70s said about dialog

-Try to think up different dialog that makes it not sound like a line pulled right out of Total Drama

-Try to not use Total Drama storylines also because I do feel deja vu about some of your episodes storylines

-Try to give different personalities to the characters since most of these characters feel like carbon copies of Total Drama characters still. For example, Lil reminds me a lot like Izzy due to her vanishing in thin air after she got voted out. In Rugrats, Lil was part girly girl, part gross since she ate bugs. While I'm not all in favor of the way she was on the show, try making her be like her original character?

Now I will say something positive, if you put as much effort into making your show feel less Total Drama but still have the same Total Drama/semi-reality set-up then you could have a nice parody

"The Blooper Reel Episode!" (Part One) The show fades in on the normal dock scene opening, but instead of Sniz being there, Cosmo and Wanda pop out of thin air! Cosmo says: "I'm Cosmo!" Wanda says: "I'm Wanda!" And both say: "And we're...your Fairly Odd Blooper Reel Hosts!" Cosmo says: "Today, we're going to take a look behind the scenes at what makes Total Cartoon Island one of the hottest shows currently playing on Nickelodeon!" Wanda says: "That's right, Cosmo! People might think the life of a cartoon reality show contestant is all fun and games, but there are times when even the best campers make mistakes!" Cosmo says: "I know that I do!" Wanda says: "Our boy Poof wanted to be here to, but he came down with a case of Fairy Pox and had to stay home with Timmy Turner." Cosmo says: "But don't let that stop you from enjoying the various scenes YOU'RE about to see, from what Sniz and Fondue haven't shown on the air!" Wanda says: "And you better believe that it's 12 different kinds of funny!" They then magically make a giant movie screen appear. This includes a digital projector displaying an image on the screen. Cosmo says: "Let's start watching the magic now!"
On the screen, the titles read, "Episode 1 Out-takes." Wanda says: "In the 1st episode, when Patrick was introduced to the other campers, he was supposed to ride on water skis and jump from a ramp onto the dock with perfect form." Cosmo says: "But Patrick kept messing up!" On the 1st attempt, a shark jumped out of the water and took a bite out of Patrick's shorts AND his butt! On the 2nd attempt, Patrick let go of the rope too soon and landed in a whirlpool with all of his clothes spat out and Patrick completely naked! On the 3rd attempt, Patrick does the routine correctly, but his body crashes through the Dock and a shark chews off Patrick's feet. Wanda says: "Sniz and Fondue decided to use the 4th attempt, where Patrick held onto the rope too long, landed in the water off of the far side of the Dock, and splashed water onto Angelica, because it was that attempt that looked the best on TV." Cosmo says: "And Patrick wasn't the only one who had problems on the 1st day. Check out some of the humiliation Roger Plotz and Ren Hook had to face!" Off-screen, Ren Hoek says: "That's HOEK, you eediot! Not Hook!" Cosmo says: "Right! What did I say?" Wanda says: "Never mind! Just roll the clips!" On the screen, Sniz says: "And our next contestant is, Ren Hack!" Ren yells: "I am NOT a Hack!" (Cuts) Sniz says: "And our next contestant is Ren Huck!" Ren says: "Do I look like a Mark Twain character?!" (Cuts)

Sniz says: "And our next contestant is, Ren Hood!" Ren says: "I am NOT wearing a red hood, nor am I riding anywhere! But I did star in an episode of Ren & Stimpy where I got to play Robin Hood." (Cuts) Sniz says: "And our next contestant is--." And the screen suddenly pauses. Wanda says: "I'm just going to skip to the next scene because the next thing Sniz and Ren say gets REALLY offensive! So eventually, they just decided to let Sniz make a mistake on Ren Hoek's last name that would give Ren the least angry reaction." (Tape fast-forwards) Sniz says: "Our next contestant; is Roger Plans!" Fondue says: "No, it's Plotz!" Sniz says: "How would I know what Roger plots? His role on Doug and the show itself ended before WE ever came on the air!" (Cuts) Sniz says: "OH! So his last name WAS Plotz! I really got to stop letting Cosmo write my scripts for me! Our next contestant is, Roger Plotz!" And Roger walks up to him, but an off-screen bird poops on Roger's head! Sniz says: "All right! Which one of you fairy geniuses forgot to let the birds go to the bathroom BEFORE we started filming?!" Cosmo says: "I had nothing to do with it!" Fondue says: "I heard THAT one before!"

(Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "And the humiliation didn't end on the 1st episode! In fact, it was one thing the campers faced on a daily basis!" Wanda says: "Check out this unseen footage from the 2nd episode!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "You might have seen Jimmy Neutron jump off the cliff, yet there was actually more than one attempt performed by Jimmy!" Wanda says: "Here's what happened the 1st time!" Jimmy jumps off, but his shorts get ripped off by a pointed rock jutting out from the cliff, and he uses his hands to cover up his naked front side! Aang says: "Sheesh! Now THAT'S what I call a wardrobe malfunction!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "And here's what happened the 2nd time!" Jimmy jumps off, but in the lake, a dolphin does a forward flip into the air and creates a wave that bounces Jimmy into the trees where he gets badly injured! Aang says: "Oooh, now THAT'S got to hurt!" (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "The results of the 1st challenge resulted in the Screaming Cats winning and the Killer Beavers losing. Roger Plotz was the 1st camper voted off." Wanda says: "And now for your viewing pleasure, we have a personal recording of Roger Plotz confessing his feelings about the ordeal." (Camera rolls)
Roger says: "Am I upset about the vote-off? Of course I am! Am I surprised that I got voted off? Not really. All the girls and some of the guys on my team hated me for what I said, and frankly, what I said about girls was REALLY stupid! Just because you believe that something might be true is no excuse for you to say it out loud when it can get you into trouble! From now on, I intend to THINK about what I say before I say it!" (Cuts) Cosmo says: "And you won't believe this next piece of footage from the 3rd episode! As it turns out, Rocko didn't really mind nudity as much as he claimed to before he stopped caring about it!" Wanda says: "Are we ALLOWED to air this footage?" Cosmo says: "Of course we are! I got Jorgen's backing on this one! It will bring in ratings!" (Camera rolls) The scene is shown in night-vision, and Sniz is up close to the camera. Sniz says: "What you are about to witness is one of the most unique miracles in natural behavior." (Camera pans to Fondue) Fondue says: "At every night, at approximately 12:30 AM, Rocko goes into our kitchen fridge for a cup of milk." (Camera pans to Sniz) Sniz says: "And he isn't even dressed for the event, if you know what I mean!" (Camera pans to Fondue) Fondue says: "That's right, folks! He's completely, NAKED!" Sniz says: "With no clothes on!"

And sure enough, they record Rocko walking down the stairs into the kitchen not covering himself up (not that there's anything naughty that can be seen) and he goes to the fridge, takes out a pint of milk, pours it into the cup, and drinks it all up. Sniz says: "This is DEFINITELY going to go into our blooper reel footage!" Rocko turns around and says: "Are you filming ME?! I didn't say you could film me!" Fondue says: "He saw us! Should we run away?!" Sniz says: "No way, man! I want to know how Rocko is feeling at this very moment!" Rocko runs up towards them and says: "I feel very upset! Why are you shooting footage of me naked?!" Sniz says: "Because it's funny!" Fondue says: "And because our Fairy Godparent research has shown us that the ratings go up MUCH higher whenever there's nudity involved!" Sniz says: "Besides, you're an Australian wallaby! You grew up not even knowing what clothes WERE before you moved to our civilization! What do you care if someone sees you naked?" Rocko relaxes and says: "You know what? I'm not even really sure of the answer myself." (Cuts) Wanda says: "That wasn't the only humiliating thing that was found out on that night!" Cosmo says: "Right now, we've got footage of a never before seen Confessional, from Helga G. Patacki!" (Camera rolls)
Helga theatrically says: "In public life, I act like a bully; I act as though I don't like other people. But there is one person that I like: Arnold! The sweet, precious, football headed boy from New York City. I've known you for the past 12 years of my life. It has always been my dream that one day, I would share the secrets of the affections that I have to you so that you and I could finally be in love as one. I'm using this confessional as my own personal way to express my feelings that I have been unable to express in any other way. I love you Arnold! I'm crazy for you Arnold! I want to date you, kiss you, and romance you! I want to make all of your dreams come true; and in turn, make MY greatest dream come true as well! Arnold, you'd make me the happiest female in the world if you would find it in your heart to give me a chance and make me your #1 main squeeze!" (Seriously) Helga says: "And just for the record, this is something that only ARNOLD is allowed to see! Show it to anyone else, and I'll just beat you up and pretend that the scene was all CGI'd! GOT IT?!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "Wow! Helga G. Patacki actually has a soft side! Who knew?!" Cosmo says: "Too bad she didn't show it while the game was being played. If she had, then when the Killer Beavers lost the 2nd challenge, it might have saved Helga from being eliminated."

Wanda says: "But she didn't, so Helga G. Patacki had to walk down the Dock of Shame, as the 2nd camper being voted off." Cosmo says: "And now, we have live, via web-cam, Helga G. Pataki herself about how she feels about that elimination!" Helga yells: "I have no feelings whatsoever about that situation! But what really angers me is that I specifically said NOT to show that footage! Do you even CARE about MY feelings?! Don't you understand that if my friends in New York City saw me spilling my guts to Arnold on live-national TV, it could destroy my public image?! Even I've got a reputation to maintain, as negative as it is!" Wanda says: "Of COURSE we care about your feelings, and don't worry about your reputation. We can probably fix that Confessional scene in post-editing." Helga says: "Thank you, I feel SO much better!" (Cuts) Cosmo says: "Our next victim--OOPS! I mean, camper on the chopping block is Ren--." Wanda screams: "HOEK!" Cosmo says: "I was going to say it correctly! You don't trust me to do ANYTHING right!" Wanda says: "Wrong! I trust you to always do something wrong, absolutely right, and at the worst possible time!" Cosmo says: "Wait, I'm confused. Was that a compliment, or an insult?" Wanda says: "Just roll the clip." (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "The asthma-hound Chihuahua Ren didn't seem to be too impressive when he arrived on the game show."

Wanda says: "But in the 3rd challenge, Ren surprised his team with a strong throwing arm and a winning plan that was hard to beat!" Cosmo says: "But even the best laid plans of mice, men, and dogs can become un-done, especially when Otto Rocket is involved!" Wanda says: "Otto's combo maneuvers and the partnership of the Killer Beaver's put an end to the Screaming Cat's winning streak, which didn't make Ren Hoek particularly happy." Cosmo says: "But Ren WASN'T happy about what happened!" Wanda says: "That's what I'm saying, Cosmo. Ren lost his temper and took out his anger against his own team." Cosmo says: "Ren quickly punished himself and said that it was a mistake for him to fly into such a blind fury." Wanda says: "But it was too little, too late. Ren Hoek still got the boot off the show and onto the Boat of Losers. But, he did provide us a tape interview on his feelings about the elimination." Ren says: "I deserved what I got the 1st time I was eliminated. I might have been a key player, but even if you're strategically important to a team's winning streak, your contributions will mean nothing if you lose your temper. After I was taken to the Loser's Last Resort, I knew that I had to take some Anger Management courses if I ever wanted to face my fellow team-mates in public again." (Pauses)

Cosmo says: "And to everyone's surprise, especially to Ren's, he got to face his team-mates sooner than he ever thought possible." Wanda says: "In the 6th challenge, the camper's had to face their fears, and accomplishing the goal would lead a team to a special prize; getting to re-instate one of their own eliminated campers back onto the team!" Cosmo says: "Phoebe and the rest of the team soon found out that Ren HAD changed for the better, and now was calm, more forgiving member of their team." Wanda says: "Once re-instated, Ren got to prove his other skills to his fellow team-mates! He proved to be a good scoring judge, an expert when it came to the arts of cooking, a master at wrapping presents, and he did surprisingly well in Jorgen's boot training camp as well." Cosmo says: "But Ren couldn't make it through everything that was thrown at him. Ren had no forte in fashion, and his lack of designer skills led him to his 2nd elimination on the show." Wanda says: "And now live via web-cam, here's Ren Hoek himself!" Ren says: "At least SOMEONE knows how to say my last name correctly!" Cosmo says: "I said I was sorry!" Ren says: "Whatever. I'm just glad that I was given a 2nd chance to redeem myself. It's not often that someone gets a 2nd shot to try again at something that they failed."
Wanda says: "Actually, I've given Cosmo lots of shots to try something again, but it takes him a LONG time for him to get something done right as far as EVERYTHING is concerned!" Cosmo says: "At least it doesn't take me forever! Why, it only took me 9,999 years before I finally became toilet-trained and no longer had to wear diapers!" Wanda says: "But we've been married for 10,000 years and Poof is already a year old! (Seriously) You have no idea of how truly stupid you are, do you?!" Cosmo says: "Who knows? I'm still trying to learn myself." Wanda says: "Take my advice, Ren. Don't EVER marry an idiot no matter HOW cute he is!" Ren says: "I hear that! And if you see Stimpy, tell him that I'm rooting for him to take the finals by storm!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "I'll be sure to do that!" Cosmo says: "Our next contestant is Aang. He's an all powerful Avatar Air bender, and a frequent sex symbol!" Wanda shouts: "COSMO!" Cosmo says: "Well he is!" Wanda says: "Aang started out as one of the stronger players and was a definitive fan-favorite." Cosmo says: "But then things became complicated!" Wanda says: "Like they do when a spoiled brat named Angelica Pickles gets involved in messing up Aang's A-game. During the 4th challenge, Angelica sabotaged Aang's routine, ruining any chances he had of making it to the final 3."

Cosmo says: "Unfortunately, due to Aang being on a speaking strike ever since the 4th challenge ended, we have no interview footage and he has declined to appear on our webcam." Wanda says: "And in spite of that, people STILL watch his show more than they watch ours!" Cosmo says: "It's very weird, that's for sure!" Wanda says: "Next up on our list of former campers, it's one of the Beaver brothers, and quite possibly the only being who can manage to out-dumb Cosmo in unexpected circumstances." Cosmo says: "Is out-dumb even a word?" Wanda says: "Who cares?! They'll understand what I mean! Besides, it's not like YOU'RE the vocabulary expert around here!" Cosmo says: "Of course I'm a vocabulary expert here! I can even tell you what Antidisestablishmentarianism means." Wanda says: "This ought to be good!" Cosmo says: "It's a noun, discussing a particular belief found in a certain number of people. Antidisestablishmentarianism involves the practice of being AGAINST the destruction of buildings and/or other public landmarks." Wanda says: "Who are you and what did you do with Cosmo?!" Cosmo says: "Sorry! That was my magic gland talking. Remember how I had to get a magic gland transplant from Anti-Cosmo? Sometimes Anti-Cosmo's gland affects my brain and gives me information to stuff I wouldn't otherwise know."
Wanda says: "So you're saying you DON'T know what Antidisestablishmentarianism is?" Cosmo says: "What's Antidisestablishmentarianism?" Wanda says: "I thought as much. But we're deviating from the main topic! It's time to talk about Daggett!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "He played the angrier of the Angry Beavers on his show." Wanda says: "But on this show, Norbert and Daggett were as friendly as friendly brothers could be!" Cosmo says: "Norbert and Daggett practically did everything together. They both got the Chicken Pox together, they both got lost in the mall together, they were both super-powered beings together, they were both friends with Stump together, and they both took care of their younger sisters together! Why, I bet if the truth were known, they probably even shower together!" Wanda says: "Are you sure that's an appropriate topic to bring up?" Cosmo says: "Why wouldn't it be? On the Rugrats, Phil and Lil Deville took baths together." Wanda says: "I'm not sure if that's the same kind of thing." Cosmo says: "But there was ONE thing Norbert and Daggett couldn't do together, and that was to agree on a solution for being lost!" Wanda says: "Their brotherly relationship became strained thanks to Daggett's lousy sense of direction and Norbert's feelings of superiority for being the funnier, more handsome beaver."

Cosmo says: "While they hugged and made up before the challenge ended, one of them still had to pay the price for making their team, lose." Wanda says: "And so it was that Norbert had to say a sad good-bye to Daggett, as Daggett sailed away on the Boat of Losers." Cosmo says: "While Daggett DID make an interview about his feelings, his inability to operate the camera's machine settings resulted in a lot of broken tapes and a lot of messed up cameras." Wanda says: "So regretfully, we have no decent footage of Daggett's interview." Cosmo says: "Who care's what Daggett thinks anyways?" Wanda says: "Cosmo, sometimes you REALLY make me feel humiliated to call you my husband!" Cosmo says: "I just feel humiliated knowing that YOU feel humiliated!" Wanda says: "Well, at least that makes two of us!" Cosmo says: "But it's time to get back to the hilarious humiliation that is this episode! Let's present our viewers with a never before seen out-take from the 7th episode of this show!" Wanda says: "And the challenge was the campers facing off against their worst fears!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Chuckie Finster had to touch a snake for his fear." Wanda says: "But the snake ended up touching HIM first, and not in a way he wanted!" Chuckie inches his finger close to the small python, and the lizard leaps up and bites his finger! Chuckie screams: "OW!!!! Ow, OW! This is going to leave a mark!"
Sniz shouts off-screen: "Can we get medical service here?!" Fondue says: "As soon as I finish solving this Rubix Cube." Sniz says: "THAT'S going to take forever!" (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "The prize for winning this challenge is the Killer Beavers would get to re-instate Helga G. Patacki if they won." Wanda says: "But Phoebe helped secure Ren Hoek for the Screaming Cats." Cosmo says: "One of the campers who didn't face their fear was Patrick Star!" Wanda says: "Although considering Patrick, it was perfectly natural for him to be afraid of gorillas." Cosmo says: "Let's take a look at how Patrick played the game!" (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "Patrick Star came on the show to display his athletic skills." Cosmo says: "But this show displayed to Patrick that he really had NO athletic skills whatsoever!" Wanda says: "Patrick was off on his diving skills, lousy in team craftsmanship, couldn't run properly, failed to stay awake, had TERRIBLE aim, didn't have any creative talent, and was freaked out by gorillas!" Cosmo says: "And in spite of that, Phoebe still managed to be infatuated with him." Wanda says: "But the attraction Phoebe had for Patrick wasn't enough to keep him safe."

Cosmo says: "Even though Reggie was the biggest contributing source for the Killer Beavers losing, it was Patrick who was sent packing as his fear of gorillas was seen as a bigger detriment to his team than Reggie's fear of being alone with Helga." (Camera pauses) Wanda says: "And Patrick, with the help of Mr. Krabs, recorded an interview discussing his feelings on how he felt about the ordeal." (Camera rolls) Mr. Krabs says: "Okay Patrick, you're on." Patrick says: "From this show, I've learned that there's more to being an athlete than just dressing like an athlete. For one thing, you've got to have the skills if you want to stay and play. The biggest reason I lost is because I was too impatient to learn athletic skills properly, rushed into this game show without thinking of the consequences of my lack of strategic planning, and I royally messed up as a result. My plan is to work much harder at competitive sports so I won't get humiliated like this again, hopefully." (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "While all of the challenges were hard for most of the campers, there was ONE competition that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that this game show was no place for chickens, and I'm not talking about poultry!" Wanda says: "That's actually RIGHT Cosmo, for once! It's Chuckie Finster who will have the dubious pleasure of seeing HIS humiliation play out on international TV!"

Cosmo says: "Which is one of the reasons why I dumped my shame years ago when I flunked out of Jorgen Von Strangles Fairy Boot Training Camp!" Wanda says: "Too bad Chuckie and I can't seem to dump OUR shame! Let's watch and see how Chuckie's game went off track." (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "From the start, the odds were stacked up against Chuckie Finster." Wanda says: "The nervous scaredy cat didn't even want to BE on the show, as he was forced into it by his parents in an effort to toughen him up." Cosmo says: "But the show proved to be TOO tough for Chuckie!" Wanda says: "He refused to attempt the diving challenge, fell asleep during the endurance challenge, messed up his talent during the culture challenge, got freaked out in the survival challenge, and feigned an injury in the canoeing/fire making challenge." Cosmo says: "But it was the last stunt that finally turned his fellow team-mates against him!" Wanda says: "Jimmy Neutron exposed Chuckie Finster as an attention loving fraud who thrived on making people feel sorry for him, in an attempt for Jimmy to save his own butt from elimination." Cosmo says: "And the ploy worked perfectly!" Wanda says: "Chuckie got voted out almost unanimously, both ashamed and disgraced from his former team-mates. When asked to be interviewed, he only had 4 words to say to us." (Cuts) Chuckie says: "I have no comment." (Cuts)

Cosmo says: "The 9th episode had the campers express themselves as a challenge. While many of the expressions were magnificent, some were just perfectly PAINFUL for the campers!" Wanda says: "Reggie lost it big time while she walking on her hands when she threw up all over the stage and onto some of the contestants!" Cosmo says: "But one camper lost it EVEN bigger!" Wanda says: "And it's time to see him in his laugh-splitting role as a contestant!" (Camera roll) Cosmo says: "Doug Funny, from Bluffington U.S.A. came on portraying both the intelligence of a nerd, but with the coolness of a techno whiz." Wanda says: "Doug initially used his charms to try to impress Sandy Cheeks. When that failed, he ended up impressing Patty Mayonnaise with his book smarts." Cosmo says: "But Doug soon found out that book smarts weren't the same as performance smarts." Wanda says: "Angelica Pickles once again sabotaged a camper's chances for winning, by doing something TRULY horrific, getting Doug to Rick Roll instead of Rock and Roll by having Doug perform Rick Astley's hit single, Never Going to Give You Up." Cosmo says: "I actually like that song." Wanda says: "Is it any wonder that you're an idiot?" Cosmo says: "But I'm YOUR idiot! What does that say about you?"
Wanda says: "I don't know. In any case, Doug's performance got the VERY negative attention of Barry the Bear, who beat Doug up for such a poor performance." Cosmo says: "And Doug's injuries bought him a one way ticket onto the Boat of Losers and to Loser's Last Resort." (Cuts) Wanda says: "We asked Barry the Bear about how HE feels for his actions against Doug Funny. (Camera rolls) Barry says: "Look, I'm really sorry I hurt that young man. I know he's a decent person with good qualities and a fine heart, but I just can't stand Rick Astley. He was an abomination against everything that good music SHOULD stand for. But from now on, I'll attack the song, not the singer themselves. That's how I'm going to improve myself!" (Cuts) Cosmo says: "While some of the campers DID have more than book smarts, sometimes even THAT wasn't enough to save their butt from elimination." Wanda says: "Take Phoebe Hyerdahl for instance. She was a young Asian girl from the streets of Manhattan with intelligence and skills to spare!" Cosmo says: "But Phoebe made the strategic mistake of taking a cursed Arnold Tiki head doll from Skull Island and the even BIGGER mistake of breaking off her alliance with Angelica!"

Wanda says: "Needless to say, when Angelica found out about the forbidden Tiki idol and Phoebe's role in the Screaming Cats' losing streak, it was all too easy for Angelica to turn her team-mates against Phoebe, as Phoebe was eliminated, having to walk down the Dock of Shame into the Boat of Loser's slightly bitter and greatly disappointed!" Cosmo says: "Sadly though, we have no interview footage nor do we have a web-cam interview as Phoebe declined to both talking opportunities." Wanda says: "So instead, we're just going to skip right to Episode 11 and the contestant eliminated in said episode." Cosmo says: "From the world of The Angry Beavers, it's the gigantic muscular rabbit, Bunny!" (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "Bunny's time on the show might have been short due to him becoming a camper during the 5th challenge on the Killer Beaver's team." Cosmo says: "But that didn't stop him from making an impact in the show!" Wanda says: "Bunny proved to be useful as a contestant who could overcome his fear of wolves, carry heavy objects, be a good judge, and make a mean salad." Cosmo says: "But one skill Bunny lacked was the art of gift-wrapping." Wanda says: "Although Bunny was only 50% of the reason the Killer Beavers lost the present decorating challenge, Jimmy's intelligence gave safety to Jimmy while Bunny had to hop on down to the Dock of Shame, onto the Boat of Loser's." (Cuts)

Cosmo says: "And now we've got a never before seen interview from Bunny himself, discussing his personal feelings about the ordeal." (Camera rolls) Bunny says: "I have to admit, I was pretty surprised to be the 10th contestant voted off. Apparently, I wasn't strong enough, skilled enough, or 'dangerous' enough to make it to the Final 3. But at least my team can't say that I'm not a team player, because I certainly did my best to play while on that team. I just wish that I had the opportunity to do it all over again. I would've made an alliance with Norbert and Treeflower if I had known then what I know right now." (Cuts) Wanda says: "Speaking of Treeflower, while Bunny's vote-off was benevolent, Treeflower's elimination was scandalous!" Cosmo says: "Oh, so it's okay for YOU to talk about scandalous things and not for ME to do so? That's pretty hypocritical of you to do." Wanda says: "You don't even know the meaning of the word scandalous, let alone antidisestablishmentarianism." Cosmo says: "What's antidisestablishmentarianism?" Wanda says: "Cosmo, PLEASE stop trying to think and roll the clip. If your head was programmed to think in the double IQ digits, you'd be doing it ALL the time instead of at random!" Cosmo says: "Whatever!" (Camera rolls)

Wanda says: "Treeflower had some good strong points going for her. She was smart, pretty, friendly, polite, popular, and even had the benefit of being an actual C.I.T." Cosmo says: "But Treeflower DID have one major weakness, her hopeless devotion of love and adoration for Norbert McHandsome." Wanda says: "But being a clever C.I.T., Treeflower turned this potential weakness into a great strength! Treeflower was one of the last 6 campers standing in the endurance challenge, got Otto Rocket awake to help the Killer Beaver's win the 3rd challenge, faced her fear of cats in the 6th challenge, helped out Norbert win 2 points in the Expression challenge, and helped the Killer Beaver's with great cooking skills in another win for the Killer Beaver's." Cosmo says: "For a while, it looked like the combination of Treeflower and Norbert would be an impossible combo to beat!" Wanda says: "But then everyone got blindsided from a curveball they NEVER saw coming!" Cosmo says: "Treeflower's indifference to Jimmy Neutron, his inventions, and his contributions to the Killer Beaver's team came back to bite her in the butt BIG time!" Wanda says: "Jimmy Neutron did not LIKE being ignored, and decided to punish Treeflower and her indifference by switching the names of the votes so that Treeflower would be eliminated instead of Jimmy Neutron himself!" (Cuts)

Cosmo says: "When interviewed about her feelings of how the situation went down, THIS was her initial reaction!" (Camera rolls) Treeflower screams: "I can't BELIEVE that (bleep) Jimmy Neutron cheated me out of $150,000!" That (bleep) brat has got some (bleep) nerve making ME a laughingstock with his (bleep) plan of eliminating me! How would HE (bleep) feel if I (bleep) cheated him out of that money by voting HIM the (bleep) off?! He (bleep) wouldn't like it! I (bleep) near guarantee that!" (Bleep) (Cuts) Cosmo says: "OOOH! Censored swearing! Suddenly she's a lot more attractive!" And Wanda slaps Cosmo with that comment. Wanda says: "Treeflower's tirade against Jimmy Neutron lasted for 4 hours, and that was the ONLY acceptable footage we could air of it! But apparently, Treeflower wants to set the record straight with us. So with great reluctance and a steady finger eager to push the censor button if we need it, here we have live via web-cam, Treeflower!" (Camera rolls) Treeflower says: "Hi you two!" Cosmo says: "Hi pretty lady who I can't and wouldn't date nor would I actually find attractive since I'm already married." Treeflower, confused says: "Thank you?" Wanda says: "Watching your interview made us a little, concerned about you. Has your behavior changed since then?"

Treeflower slaps her head and says: "I am SO terribly ashamed of that interview! That behavior wasn't really me! I mean, it WAS me of course, but it's not the way I would normally react. After the elimination, after I found out Jimmy Neutron switched the votes; I was understandably ticked off by his actions and completely hated him for it. Honestly, I thought I would hate him forever. Eventually though, my rage faded and I soon came to terms with the truth. No matter how much I didn't want it, I lost the game, I was out of the competition, and since there was nothing I could do to change it, I decided to stop being angry with it and just learned to live with it and become a better beaver from the experience. And just to make things clear, I am DEFINITELY not proud about that interview. I won't deny I made it, but I'm definitely not proud of it." (Cuts) Cosmo says: "Wow! That went a whole lot better than I expected!" Wanda says: "I'll say! We didn't even need to push the censor button once! At least a lawsuit can't be filed against this show now! We'll be in no danger of facing Antidisestablishmentarianism now!" Cosmo says: "I have no idea what the word Antidisestablishmentarianism means, but let's get back to what's really important; dishing the dirt on the campers!" Wanda says: "And no one could've been dirtier than the person who sabotaged Treeflower; Jimmy Isaac Neutron!" (Camera rolls)

Cosmo says: "He may be a nerd." Wanda says: "He may be a know-it-all." Cosmo says: "And he might have been the least eligible man in terms of charisma and charm." Wanda says: "But there was one thing Jimmy Neutron had that kept him in the game!" Cosmo says: "His mad skills!" Wanda says: "Jimmy surprised everyone by winning the baseball challenge for the Killer Beavers!" Cosmo says: "And getting the Killer Beavers back to safety in canoeing challenge!" Wanda says: "And he made everyone laugh in the Expression challenge and the Cooking challenge." Cosmo says: "But there were two things Jimmy Neutron absolutely couldn't stand! One was being wrong, and the other was being ignored!" Wanda says: "Jimmy Neutron might have gotten his way with Treeflower, but karma quickly came back to bite Jimmy Neutron hard in the Trusting challenge." Cosmo says: "Jimmy had to prove to Susie Carmichael that he deserved to be given a change of heart, as he wanted his team to win the event." Wanda says: "Even though Jimmy Neutron spilled his guts to Susie all the things he felt about her, the game, Treeflower, and Cindy Vortex herself, it wasn't enough for Susie to overlook his negative actions to Treeflower."

Cosmo says: "Understandably and to no one's surprise, the Killer Beaver's lost the Trust challenge and Jimmy Neutron had to pack his things and leave the Island game show, a victim of something I will say for the last time, Antidisestablishmentarianism." (Cuts) Wanda says: "Groan! Jimmy Neutron made an interview about his feelings after the elimination and how he feels the game show went." (Camera rolls) Jimmy Neutron says: "Honestly, things could have gone a LOT better for me! Being a man of math and science, I completely overlooked karma, and karma chewed on my butt and spit it out as a result. My angry over-reactions against Treeflower and my stunt of voting her off were unjustifiable. It did NOT make me feel any better that she was gone, and it definitely made me feel a whole lot worse! I learned the hard way that if I let the demons of my worse emotions get a hold on the rational thinking part of my brain, than I am DEFINITELY going to live to regret it. From now on, I intend to be straight and upfront, because being honest might have saved my butt. And if nothing else, as long as you're straight and upfront, karma won't likely bite you in the butt. Anyways, I certainly hope I will NEVER forget what I've learned here as I make a vow to NEVER sabotage another player's chances of winning a game show ever again, even if that means that I won't win at a game show either." (Cuts)

Cosmo says: "Some GENIUS Jimmy Neutron is! It took him 12 challenges and 13 episodes to figure out that nothing good comes from lying and cheating!" Wanda says: "People have different levels of genius. Even smart people have gut reactions that they wish they wouldn't have. It's all part of having an emotion-based check system." Cosmo says: "Even though I don't have Jimmy's genius, my emotions still keep ME in check by constantly reminding me how much I love you and how lucky I am to have you." Wanda lovingly says: "Cosmo, you might never win the Nobel Prize, but for being the only Fairy Godparent who loves me for me, I still hopelessly love you and hope you'll never leave me." Cosmo says: "I certainly have no plans of ever having THAT happening!" Wanda says: "That is one thing that I'm happy to hear! But, we've got a job to do as we DO still have a lot of material left to cover still!" Cosmo says: "Like what?" Wanda says: "Like the unaired footage from the 14th episode!" Cosmo says: "But nobody got voted off in that episode!" Wanda says: "No, but there WERE some funny bloopers! Let's sit back and watch them!" (Camera rolls)
Cosmo says: "If you think Reggie Rocket is sometimes clumsy when she walks, you should see her wipe out in her kart!" Reggie's kart slips on a banana peel and lands in the mouth of a piranha plant! Wanda magically draws a circle around the paused screen surrounding Reggie and the plant. Wanda says: "Reggie, I know you like to make sure the plants of the world are well taken care of, but you don't need to be THAT dedicated!" Cosmo says: "I know everyone hates Angelica for everything she did to the other campers, but she's already gotten a good serving of pain courtesy of a lightning bolt!" Angelica shrinks and Wanda magically makes a clown outfit around Angelica's image. Wanda says: "And just to make the re-enactment funnier, I made Angelica wear an outfit more suiting for the laughter!" And Angelica gets crushed by Ren's kart! Cosmo says: "Ooh, that's going to leave a mark!" Norbert's kart slips on some of the Blooper's ink that's been splattered on the track as he runs into a wall. Wanda says: "I don't even know what to poof for that one!" (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "That was the final team challenge! The next episode saw all the campers fighting against each other in the world of fashion and talent!" Wanda says: "Since the contestant eliminated in that challenge was Ren Hoek and we already had a chance to talk to him, there's no need to ask him here again."

Cosmo says: "But we do have a funny clip from the 15th episode, featuring Susie Carmichael!" (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "Susie sure put on a dazzling display when she covered Beyonce Knowles Single Ladies hit song, and she was dressed like Beyonce, but she also made a mistake that Beyonce Knowles once made!" Susie trips on her own dress and falls to the ground, bracing the impact with her hands. Cosmo says: "But to give Susie some credit, like Beyonce, she DID quickly get back up and kept up the beat of the song while she sang it! That's true professionalism!" (Camera pauses) Wanda says: "One thing that WASN'T professional was the way Susie Carmichael got eliminated!" Cosmo says: "I'll say; the way Otto Rocket traded Susie's immunity just to get Angelica Pickles closer to him was very stupid and VERY foolish!" Wanda says: "You probably would've done the same thing in HIS situation!" Cosmo says: "Maybe." (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "Susie Carmichael seemed like an obvious choice to be a strong contender, and for a good portion of the show, she was. She had the attitude, the moves, the determination, and the brains to pull it off." Cosmo says: "One thing that Susie SHOULD'VE been more careful of was making enemies with Angelica Pickles!" Wanda says: "Their rivalry started off on the very 1st challenge and never let down once!"

Cosmo says: "Susie and Angelica did EVERYTHING in an attempt to provoke the other girl into doing something so stupid; it would get them voted off!" Wanda says: "But neither girl was successful in getting that accomplished by a long shot!" Cosmo says: "Ironically, it was from outside help that Angelica would finally get the edge she needed to eliminate Susie Carmichael, and it was from a boy she didn't even like!" Wanda says: "Otto basically blackmailed Angelica's safety for Susie's elimination and the satisfaction that everyone all over the world would know that Angelica needed help from HIM in order to get through a challenge!" Cosmo says: "The price Angelica had to pay was very high, a romantic evening with Otto Rocket!" Wanda says: "But the price Susie had to pay for Otto's refusal to see Angelica for what she was, happened to be even bigger! She was forced to leave the island greatly angered by her former fellow contestants, and warned them greatly of the danger Angelica presented to them the longer she stayed." (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "And now we've got something very special! We've got a previously unaired interview from Susie Carmichael, taken right after she found out Angelica Pickles had been eliminated!"

(Camera rolls) Susie says: "As painful as it was to be eliminated from a game show I could have won had Otto decided to save me, I was still pretty happy to see what happened between Otto and Angelica. I warned Otto that Angelica couldn't be trusted, and for ignoring my advice, he paid a hefty price for it! Angelica cheated off Otto's sister Reggie AND framed him for it! That is what as known as karma in action! Nothing good comes from doing a bad deed, even if it's for a romantic reason! But what was even better than Otto being double-crossed by Angelica Pickles, was when Otto betrayed Angelica for using Otto in one of her schemes. Seeing Sandy wish Angelica both bald AND eliminated from the game show was the greatest moment of my life! And Angelica's IMPROVED looks might not have happened if I had stayed in the game, so I guess everything in the universe worked out for the best after all! It feels so nice to have universal satisfaction!" (Cuts)
Wanda says: "The 17th episode proved to be VERY exciting and very pivotal towards the relationships the remaining campers had towards each other! Spongebob saved Sandy's life earning her love and respect, and Patty Mayonnaise began to realize Angelica Pickles was using HER as a tool!" Cosmo says: "And that tool was to further Angelica Pickles evil ends for her nefarious schemes!" Wanda says: "But there was certainly no camper on the island who could have realized that Angelica's plots involved a certain surfer girl, and her wallaby soul mate." Cosmo says: "Angelica intended to hurt both Otto and Rocko hard and VERY hard at that!" Wanda says: "It's time to review how it all went down!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Reggie Rocket loved to surf, and was always ready to dress the part." Wanda says: "She might not have been the best contestant for some land challenges." Cosmo says: "But when it came to the water, there was none who could compare to Reggie's prowess on the surface of H2O!" Wanda says: "Sadly, it was this strength that Angelica Pickles hated and decided to mess with it by any means necessary!"

Cosmo says: "Angelica ordered Patty Mayonnaise to wear black gloves, and use Otto Rocket's tools to sabotage Reggie's surfboard so that it would break apart and automatically eliminate Reggie Rocket from the challenge!" Wanda says: "Angelica's stunt ended up winning her immunity, and making Norbert, Lil, and Sandy immensely distrust Otto Rocket as they were led to believe that he was cheating off his own sister just because they thought that Otto couldn't stand the fact that Reggie Rocket was a better surfer than he was!" Cosmo says: "Thankfully, Sniz and Fondue decided that the elimination wouldn't be an automatic one after all, and let the campers decide for themselves who was worthy of being voted off that night." Wanda says: "The verdict was returned that Patty, Angelica, Spongebob, Otto, and Stimpy voted 5-3-2 for Reggie to be voted off and not Otto, with Rocko and Reggie being the only votes for trying to vote off Patty Mayonnaise. Reggie wouldn't vote off her own brother, and Rocko wouldn't vote his girlfriend off; but he also wouldn't vote Otto off without solid proof that Otto had cheated or not. (Camera pauses) Of course, Rocko's decision would turn out to be the right one, even if Sandy and Lil couldn't see it at the time." Cosmo says: "And that's not all the news we have about Reggie Rocket!"
Wanda says: "I'll say it isn't, because we have live, via web-cam, Reggie Rocket and Rocko A. Wallaby!" Reggie and Rocko are seen relaxing in a spa at Loser's Last Resort. Rocko says: "Howdy, mates! I just threw another shrimp on the Barbie, so I'm chilling with my Sheila, Reggie while we wait for the little dingo whisker to get cooked!" Cosmo says: "Sorry sir, I don't speak Austrian." Wanda says: "That's AUSTRAILIAN!" Cosmo says: "Same difference!" Wanda says: "Whatever. Reggie, Rocko, do either of you have anything to say about how you think the game show treated you? Do you think it went down fairly or not?" Reggie says: "There's obviously something we want to say to you. That's why we WANTED to do this web-cam interview! Anyways, I know it would've been nice to have won $150,000. I know it would've impressed MY dad, but it wasn't so much the money I was after. I just wanted to compete against some fellow athletes, see how well I did in the challenges, & hopefully make a decent showing. What I was most proud of, is that I kept my word from what I vowed to do in my audition tape. I would either win the game show honorably, or lose and leave with dignity. I don't have any regrets about how the game show went for me, and I don't feel ashamed about anything that's happened."

Rocko says: "Reggie makes a good point. The love we share is more important than the money offered. Money can't buy happiness; that's just an illusion! True happiness comes from having someone who truly loves you the way you are, especially if you love them back in the exact same way. I feel lucky just being in this relationship with Reggie. Our prize of love is greater than that money, and I feel okay with how things went during the game show. With Reggie and I together now, I know we can make it through anything!" (Cuts) Cosmo says: "Well, that was sweet. Boring, but sweet." Wanda says: "And what's wrong with sweet?" Cosmo says: "Well nothing, if you don't want to bring in ratings." Wanda says: "Who says love can't bring in ratings?" Cosmo says: "It's not dramatic! Besides, isn't that what we WANT this show to be about? Making it dramatic?!" Wanda says: "Cosmo, I think the show is plenty dramatic enough without YOU complaining about it! Why can't you be more like me and enjoy the show for what it is?" Cosmo sarcastically says: "Oh, it would be so EASY to be you! I'd just suck all the fun out of everything!" Wanda nagging, yells: "I do NOT suck the fun out of everything!" Cosmo points and says: "Fun sucker!" An irritated Wanda says: "Cosmo, roll the next clip before I decide to get mad at you!" Cosmo mutters under his breath and says: ("Yes, ma'am fun-sucker.") Wanda says: "I heard that!"

Cosmo says: "You never let me say ANYTHING I want to say!" (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "Next on the list of eliminated contestants, it's vapid blonde airhead, Patty Mayonnaise!" Cosmo says: "She's even more vapid than your twin sister, Blonda!" Wanda says: "I hear that! Anyways, from the way Patty Mayonnaise acted and behaved, nobody thought she would make it far in the game, let alone to the 17th challenge out of 24 challenges played." Cosmo says: "But through a series of dumb luck events even dumber than my OWN dumb luck, Patty managed to make it past challenge after challenge!" Wanda says: "Patty owes most of this success to the 'protection' of Angelica Pickles, who kept ensuring the other campers to NOT vote her off in any elimination challenges!" Cosmo says: "Inevitably though, Patty's dumb luck ran out when Angelica decided to pursue smarter, stronger contestants when she decided that Patty Mayonnaise was no longer crucial to her cause, and therefore nothing more than dead weight." Wanda says: "Angelica dumped both her 'friendship,' and her alliance with Patty Mayonnaise after the shopping challenge, revealing to Patty that she had been used the whole time in the alliance!"

Cosmo says: "But Patty didn't take this let down laying down, she lashed back with the harshest words against Angelica that anyone had ever said up to that point, earning her respect and admiration from her former, fellow contestants." Wanda says: "So when Patty Mayonnaise HAD to take the walk on the Dock of Shame, she was able to do it with a clear conscience and pride!" (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "And we have a special interview from Patty Mayonnaise herself, expressing her feelings for what she feels about the game show!" (Camera rolls) Patty says: "The most important thing I learned by playing this game show is that you can't just judge a book by its cover. Angelica had a very nice cover, but inside her book, she was SO nasty! I've been able to watch EVERYTHING she said behind my back, and I'm appalled at how two-faced she truly was, even BEFORE I called her that! If I ever appear on another game show and offered to make an alliance again, I won't just make it with just any other pretty girl who makes an offer to me. I'll be sure that I get to know them first before I ever make such a decision again!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "Good words to live by, Patty Mayonnaise! Good words to live by!" Cosmo says: "With 15 campers eliminated and only 8 still remaining, it was time for the Haunted summer camp challenge!"

Wanda says: "The plans Sniz and Fondue had for this challenge was that Jorgen Von Strangle would pose as the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob Squarepants and hunt down the campers by scaring them, with the goal that one would foil his plan and win immunity." Cosmo says: "But that plan, like the best laid plans of mice and men, soon went astray when General Barracuda got involved!" Wanda says: "And before we can begin to discuss what happened in the 19th episode, we should first take a look on just how dangerous General Barracuda has been." (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "On an old TV.com series, written by 4EverGreen, called Spongebob and Friends which officially lasted for 172 episodes, General 'Horatio' Barracuda was one of the most dangerous villains faced by the protagonists living in Bikini Bottom." Wanda says: "Strong, smart, and ruthless, General Barracuda had one ambition in life! When he was unexpectedly humiliated in front of his criminal gang, called the 44 Sharks of the Pacific, by none other than Spongebob, General Barracuda took a personal vow to pursue Spongebob with everlasting vengeance!" Cosmo says: "And General Barracuda proved to be persistent, as he kept up his anger against the Bikini Bottom crew throughout 7 seasons worth of action!"
Wanda says: "Inevitably though, General Barracuda's vengeance became so outrageous, even General Barracuda's master, Master Coelacanth, became angered by General Barracuda's defiance. He commanded General Barracuda's own fellow cohorts in control to seek out and destroy General Barracuda! They immediately succeeded, and General Barracuda died, destroyed by his Master's hate while he hated the fact that he never managed to overcome the abilities of the protagonists he hated." Cosmo says: "Unfortunately, Anti-Cosmo, the anti-me, had other plans in mind." Wanda says: "He led an army of Anti-Fairies to recover General Barracuda's body, and reunite it with his angry soul. Once they magically healed the wounds in both the body and the soul, they were able to teach him and artificially install powerful Anti-Fairy magic in him! He used that magic to rewind the history that Spongebob had experienced, so that while General Barracuda would retain the memories of how he failed to stop Spongebob and his friends before, Spongebob wouldn't remember what had happened." Cosmo says: "But that plan, backfired!"

Wanda says: "Spongebob had a trick that General Barracuda DIDN'T anticipate! Spongebob could change the way he was shaped, a trick he learned in the Spongebob Squarepants episode, Gone." Cosmo says: "Spongebob changed into the form of Master Coelacanth in order to mislead General Barracuda into searching in the wrong places for Spongebob." Wanda says: "Spongebob's trick not only saved himself, it probably saved the whole island from being burned to the ground!" Cosmo says: "But it didn't save a contestant from being voted off, and that contestant was Norbert McHandsome!" Wanda says: "Unfortunately, we have to pause to go to a set of commercials." Cosmo says: "How long is this episode going to take?!" Wanda says: "Don't blame me, blame the fact that our allotted running time between commercials is only 13 pages in each time-frame!" Cosmo says: "I hear that, Wanda! I truly do!" (Commercial Break) / Stay tuned for Part Two next time!

"The Blooper Reel Episode." (Part Two) The commercials end and Wanda says: "We're back!" Cosmo says: "And yet, that doesn't change the fact that 5 minutes of my life is gone that I can't ever get back again!" Wanda says: "Cosmo, we're Fairy Godparents! We don't need to eat, drink, or breathe while we're in Fairy form, and we certainly can't die or be killed by any conventional means!" Cosmo says: "I still want those 5 minutes back!" Wanda says: "Anyways, like I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted by my husband, is the review of the eliminated contestant from the 19th episode! He happens to be the smarter, funnier, more handsome half of the starring duo from The Angry Beavers, Norbert McHandsome!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Norbert had a great, brotherly friendship with his brother Daggett, but he had an even bigger, greater romantic relationship with Treeflower Fields." Wanda says: "Norbert's fellow campers admired Norbert for his looks, intelligence, personality, and his humor." Cosmo says: "There were some things that DID end up devastating Norbert, such as the elimination of his brother Daggett." Wanda says: "And the unexpected elimination of his girlfriend, Treeflower!" Cosmo says: "Thankfully, Norbert proved to be resilient as he conquered his fear, faced unknown dangers on a scary island, sang wonderful songs, cooked up great foods, raced a good race, and made a decent showing in the surfing challenge." Wanda says: "But there was one thing Norbert WASN'T resilient enough to face; the sight of Angelica Pickles without any make-up on!" Cosmo says: "Unlike you Wanda, Angelica can NEVER look pretty without makeup on! I think you look pretty no matter HOW you look!" Wanda says: "That's unexpectedly sentimental of you, Cosmo!" Cosmo says: "Well, I got to do what I can in order to keep you happy!" Wanda says: "Anyways, Norbert bolted from the challenge without even facing Jorgen Von Strangle, or General Barracuda. So he was nearly unanimously eliminated as a result." (Camera pauses)

Cosmo says: "And now, coming to you live via web-cam, here's an interview from the re-united couple themselves, Norbert McHandsome and Mrs. Norbert McHandsome!" (Camera rolls) Treeflower says: "I DO still like being referred to as Treeflower, just for the record." Wanda says: "Norbert, there's a lot of things on our minds that we want you to discuss with us; but why don't we start off with something meaty and ask you what your proudest moment was on the show?" Norbert says: "Easy! Voting off Jimmy Neutron for cheating off my girl! Ha, HA! I'm just kidding. Seriously though, I was proud of what I was able to accomplish. Overcoming a shyness of being furless is no easy task. Neither is making sure that every single member of your team works their best to create a great meal. But if I had to pick just one moment, it would be definitely making a love connection with Treeflower, through the power of our duet song, the cover of Sonny and Cher's I Got You Babe." Treeflower says: "And I'm glad that I got you, to!" Norbert says: "Isn't she the best?" Cosmo says: "I wouldn't know as I'm already married." Wanda says: "What Cosmo means to say is that he has no comment to reply to you with." Norbert says: "Fair enough. I also want to say that in addition to becoming affianced with Treeflower, I met some other cool characters while on the show as well. Ren Hoek, Patrick Star, Bunny, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Rocko, Spongebob, Sandy, and Stimpy are all fine in my book! In fact, I think they're the best!" (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "The interviews with the former campers' just keeps getting better all the time don't they Cosmo?" Cosmo says: "If you say so. Personally, I'd prefer some drama." Wanda says: "If you want drama, you'll get plenty of it with the next eliminated contestant we have to talk about!" Cosmo excitedly asks: "Do you mean...?"

Wanda answers: "That's right! From the suburbs of U.S.A., voted Miss America's vainest girl alive 8 years running, the self-absorbed lady, the vile vixen, the Queen of Extreme Mean, the Princess of Petty, and the Empress of completely spoiled females, I'm talking about the one and only, Angelica Pickles!" The camera shows a picture of Angelica Pickles sticking out her tongue. Cosmo says: "Careful that you don't make that face TOO much, because it might end up freezing like that!" Wanda says: "And that's something Jorgen Von Strangle knows from PERSONAL experience! Let's watch all of Angelica's WORST moments on-screen here!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Nobody was more dramatic or more over the top like Angelica Pickles was." Wanda says: "I'll say! From the very beginning, Angelica picked a bone with EVERYBODY on the island! From the easily eliminated to the hardcore players; Helga G. Pataki, Ren Hoek, Aang the Avatar, Doug Funny, Phoebe Hyerdahl, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Patty Mayonnaise, Norbert McHandsome, and even indirectly Otto Rocket himself, Angelica Pickles somehow played a key role to eliminating all 10 of those contestants from the game show!" Cosmo says: "Even though nobody but Otto Rocket liked her, Angelica played a mean, determined game as a contestant on the show, as she kept herself a valid, key player time and time again." Wanda says: "But Angelica's biggest drawback is that she would NEVER compromise with ANYBODY for ANY reason, and it was this Achilles Heel that both made her dangerous, and yet ended up being her biggest downfall as well!" Cosmo says: "Angelica was cruel in the way she treated the other campers. She was like, REALLY cruel!" Wanda says: "The way Angelica got Reggie Rocket and Patty Mayonnaise out of the game was especially cruel! Angelica was determined to let NOTHING stop her from winning!"

Cosmo says: "But to Angelica's biggest irritation, Otto Rocket was equally determined to let NOTHING stop HIM from winning!" Wanda says: "We've all wondered what would happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, and that's what happened when Otto Rocket clashed against Angelica Pickles!" Cosmo says: "Initially, Otto wanted more than anything to form an alliance with Angelica Pickles that would give him the greatest love of HIS life, and security to make it to the Final Three." Wanda says: "Ironically, it was only when Angelica Pickles 'offered' to be in an alliance with Otto, that Otto finally had enough of Angelica's lies and tricks, and decided to teach her a painful lesson in tough love!" Cosmo says: "During the weird Japanese challenge, Otto turned his back on Angelica Pickles, as he forged a plan to get all of the other campers to team up together and get Angelica Pickles off once and for all!" Wanda says: "The campers risked a lot, but they held Angelica off, as Sandy not only won immunity, but won the wish that both humiliated Angelica Pickles, and eliminated her from the game show COMPLETELY!" Cosmo says: "With a messed-up hair and nothing to save her from her failed lies, Angelica was forced onto the Boat of Losers, kicking and screaming all the way until she reached Loser's Last Resort!" (Camera pauses) Wanda says: "Angelica Pickles had to do a tape interview as she agreed to it in her signed contract. Now, even though she DIDN'T want us to air it, Cosmo and I decided we could make an exception and air the interview anyways!" (Camera rolls)

Angelica sits down with her still messed up hair-do and says: "This tape NEVER sees the light of day! I was DESTINED to win the money and make All Grown Up the most popular Nick Toon in the history of Nicktoons, until Otto JUNK-EY, Rocko A. WICKED-BY, Sponge BRAT, Lil DEVIL, Sandy REEKS, and Stimpy J. CAN'T all teamed up AGAINST me! (Yells at the top of her lungs) IT WAS A PLANNED CONSPIRACY!!!! I WAS UNFAIRLY KICKED OFF!!!! AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME WAS IN ON THE PLOT! JUST BECAUSE THEY MADE IT FURTHER IN THE GAME, THEY THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN I AM! I'M NOT AN IDIOT! I KNOW WHAT I SAW! AND IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS INJUSTICE LYING DOWN, THAN--!!" (Camera cuts)
Cosmo says: "Oh boy, what a PSYCHO, huh? And I thought Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates was bad!" Wanda says: "She needs anger management therapy even more than Helga G. Pataki does!" Cosmo says: "And I changed my mind. I think that's enough drama for one life time." Wanda says: "That's more like it! Now let's get to someone who's much mellower and a whole lot friendlier! Rocko A. Wallaby!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Rocko's personality shone like a positive beacon, warming up the hearts of his friends and a very special girl!" Wanda says: "Reggie immediately took to Rocko's side like the Cookie Monster takes to cookies! They quickly joined forces together, and remained un-separated during their time together." Cosmo says: "But Reggie wasn't the only important thing Rocko had during his time here." Wanda says: "Rocko was able to display his heritage, his heart, his expressions, his cooking, his stamina, his speed, his good taste, his loyalty, and his ingenuity." Cosmo says: "But when Rocko had to watch Reggie walk down the Dock of Shame onto the Boat of Loser's, it left a big hole in Rocko's heart." Wanda says: "In the 21st episode, when the parents of the campers got to visit, Rocko did the only thing he felt that a truly loving Wallaby could do."

Cosmo says: "Rocko convinced all the parents to vote him off the game show, so that he could reunite with Reggie and resume being soul mates with her." (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "What Rocko did for Reggie was one of the most romantic, altruistic things that a lover could do for a main squeeze." Cosmo says: "I do nice things for you TO, you know! I've never forgotten ANY of our anniversaries together, have I?" Wanda says: "Of course not, sweetie. But then, I wasn't talking about the things you do for me! I was talking about the things Rocko did for Reggie!" Cosmo says: "But its time to move on. Since Rocko already shared his feelings with Reggie, it's time to talk about everyone's favorite invertebrate, Spongebob!" Wanda curiously asks: "Do you know an invertebrate when you see one?" Cosmo says: "My magic gland has been acting up again. Sometimes I read through the dictionary for a good 10 minutes before I come to my senses and start being me again." Wanda says: "Fair enough. Let's roll Spongebob's fabulous clips!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Spongebob SURE was popular!" Wanda says: "And he was super-nice! There wasn't anything Spongebob wouldn't do if it meant impressing the girl of his dreams, the talented squirrel, Miss Sandy Cheeks!" Cosmo says: "Even though Spongebob had stamina, bravery, honesty, trust, speed, athletic skills, mastery in bubble-blowing, Krabby Patty Grilling, jelly fishing, karate chopping, and even being a part time superhero from time to time, it wasn't until Spongebob had to save Sandy from drowning, that Spongebob was finally able to get Sandy Cheeks to love him in return." Wanda says: "So it was extremely ironic when it turned out that Spongebob's popularity could also work against him!" Cosmo says: "In a total accident which I keep trying to explain was no fault of mine as I didn't REALIZE what was going on, there ended up being 10 out of 18 votes to eliminate Spongebob for the game." (Cuts) Wanda says: "Well, the last 3 challenges WERE tough. I doubt that Spongebob could have avoided being eliminated anyways!"

Cosmo says: "Ironically, when we asked Spongebob for an interview about his feelings, there was only one thing he wanted to say." (Camera rolls) Spongebob says: "I'm on Team Sandy! GO SANDY!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "In the 23rd episode, there were only 4 campers left." Cosmo says: "But there soon became a 5th, thanks to an unexpected development that happened with Stimpy's body!" Wanda says: "Cosmo, do we HAVE to talk about the events in THAT challenge?!" Cosmo sternly says: "Wanda, Sniz and Fondue specifically said we had to talk about EVERY camper! We leave NOBODY out!" Wanda sighs and says: "Fine, roll the clip." Cosmo says: "With pleasure!" (Camera rolls) Wanda says: "He only appeared in one episode this season." Cosmo says: "But one episode was all Stimpy's son, Stinky J. Cat needed, to make an important impact for his father, Stimpy!" Wanda says: "Stimpy was immediately aware of Stinky's existence, but didn't know where he was. Despite the ridicule of his peers, Stimpy decided that he HAD to find his son!" Cosmo says: "When Stimpy DID get reunited with his son Stinky, it was a very happy moment indeed!" Wanda says: "Which made it even harder for Stimpy to see his own son be eliminated in a game show." Cosmo says: "But Stinky wanted to repay his dad's selfless kindness and love, by providing Stimpy with the incentive he needed to continue competing on this game show!" (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "I'm sure glad we got through that!" Cosmo says: "Me to, because now we can see Stinky's taped interview!" Wanda futilely says: "But I didn't--!" Cosmo finishes: "Here it is!" (Camera rolls) Stinky says: "I'm so glad that I get to express my honest opinion, like Stimpy hoped I would. I wanted to contribute more by helping Stimpy out personally, but I'm not complaining. I'm just happy to see my dad make it to the Finals. I knew he could do it all along. And I'll be in the audience, cheering for him all the way! Go Team Stimpy!" (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "Cosmo, so help me, you will NEVER do anything without consulting me again!" Cosmo says: "But I'm a grown man AND a parent!"

Wanda says: "Than act like one more often!" Cosmo says: "You know airing that interview was the right thing to do! I was doing the RESPONSIBLE thing! I thought that's what you wanted me to do more often!" Wanda says: "I'm sorry, Cosmo! I don't know why I got so upset over Stimpy's son talking. And to answer your next question, I don't WANT to refer to him by his name!" Cosmo says: "But that's mean to Stinky!" Wanda says: "I have the right to remain silent." Cosmo says: "Than maybe THIS will get you talking! Clip footage of the next eliminated contestant, Lil Deville!" Wanda says: "That will work!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "If there was one thing that was always constant about Lil Deville, she was always unpredictable!" Wanda says: "Lil Deville was 12 different kinds of crazy, a fact she was all too eager to accept and would never refuse to deny." Cosmo says: "But Lil Deville made her eccentric behavior work WITH her instead of against her!" Wanda says: "Lil attacked Barry the Bear, rode on an aging airplane, sparked up a GIGANTIC fire, fell in love with Stimpy, dressed up like a bear, ate a HUGE main course, outlast everyone except Sandy in stamina, was fast and furious, could dance like nobody's business, got Stimpy to face up against Jorgen Von Strangle, and was the only one who believed in Stimpy when nobody else would." Cosmo says: "But unpredictable as Lil Deville was, she ended up BEING eliminated in an unpredictable manner!" Wanda says: "Otto was willing to tolerate a lot of things. But one thing Otto was NOT willing to do anymore when the 24th episode happened was put up with Lil Deville's craziness any longer!" Cosmo says: "Otto sabotaged Lil's dancing talents during the Dancing Challenge and spelled competitive doom for Lil Deville." Wanda says: "Thankfully, Lil Deville took her elimination to give Stimpy an advantage. Lil gave Stimpy more than increased determination and incentive; she provided Stimpy with a goal to help Stimpy see that he needed to make Otto see that there was more to life than just trying to win sporting events." Cosmo says: "And once she did that, she vanished in a spectacular puff of smoke!" (Camera Cuts)

Wanda says: "I know that there are many people out there eager to catch up with Lil Deville, but we have to take one last commercial break before we can completely finish this episode." Cosmo says: "Is it REALLY the last one?" Wanda says: "It SHOULD be! We only have 4 more contestants to talk about!" Cosmo says: "That's very true. That's very true indeed!" (Commercial Break) Cosmo says: "Wanda, I think we're back on again!" Wanda says: "Wait a minute! I thought that I specifically said that I wanted to be notified when the commercials were ending and when we had to get ready to be on the air again!" Cosmo says: "I certainly had nothing to do with it! Maybe it's my mother trying to make you look bad for me, AGAIN!" Wanda says: "We're married with her ONLY grandchild and yet she STILL can't stand me!" Cosmo says: "We'll talk to Mama Cosma later. Right now, we've got an interview from Lil Deville!" Wanda says: "You're right, duty calls. The show must go on!" Cosmo says: "It's time to hear Lil Deville's personal thoughts on how she felt about her time on this show!"

(Camera rolls) Lil Deville says: "This was the perfect game show for me to be on! Diving off a cliff into shark infested waters? That was crazy! Camping overnight in the wilderness? That was crazy! Flying on a ramshackle airplane? That was crazy! Having to wrap up a bunch of presents? That was crazy! Having to go through Jorgen Von Strangles boot camp training? That was crazy! Racing around in Karts from Super Mario Kart? That was crazy! Having to remember all my steps as a Las Vegas showgirl? That was crazy! Having to capture real life ghosts? That was crazy! The surfing challenge? That was crazy! Having to shop until I drop? That was crazy! The scary movie challenge? That was crazy! The weird Japanese challenge? That was crazy! The stranded island challenge? That was crazy! And the dancing challenge? That was crazy! In other words, it was everything I hoped it would be and more, because it was all crazy, just like ME! And I Love things when they're CRAZY! Except for Stimpy; he might not be completely crazy, but I love him anyways! And I think that might be the CRAZIEST thing of all!" (Camera Cuts) Wanda says: "Well, Lil Deville sure seems to like to use the word 'crazy' a lot!" Cosmo says: "I know, and this is SO crazy!" Wanda says: "Don't you start that up to!" Cosmo says: "I wasn't going to start anything! You always think that I'm going to do something to make you look bad!" Wanda says: "Well, it's happened before." Cosmo says: "Well, it's not going to happen today! Because I plan on being serious just like the serious competitor, our next eliminated contestant, Otto Rocket!" Wanda says: "Well, that WOULD be a first! Anyways, let's find out just how competitive Otto Rocket was, and how he gave Stimpy and Sandy a run for their money right until the very end!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Otto Rocket came onto the show, with a lot of athletic accomplishments under his belt and wanting to prove to the whole world, that he was the best athlete in the world!" Wanda says: "His iron nerves and endless determination carried him very far in the game, even if his stubborn attitude didn't exactly make him a lot of friends."

Cosmo says: "But Otto Rocket managed to do a lot of things by himself!" Wanda says: "I'll say! He managed to outlast all of his Killer Beaver team-mates and all the Screaming Cat contestants except for Sandy Cheeks; he woke up from a monster nap and helped to lead his team back to victory, clutching it from the jaws of defeat; nobody told scarier stories then he did; he hugged an Eddie Murphy standee; his cooking contributions helped the Killer Beavers win another challenge; he managed to get Angelica Pickles to admit a humiliating thing about herself; he caught the ghostly ghoul that was Ember; he stood his ground when he was accused of cheating his sister Reggie Rocket off; he beat Jorgen Von Strangle as the Flying Dutchman, nearly winning himself immunity; he double-crossed Angelica Pickles, fighting her off so that Sandy Cheeks could eliminate Angelica; and he managed to do a better job of dancing than Lil Deville could!" Cosmo says: "It seemed that there was nothing this show could throw at Otto Rocket that he couldn't overcome, and it looked like this seemingly unstoppable force would win the whole game!" Wanda says: "But where Otto Rocket's athletic prowess finally failed him was in the one challenge where his skills would be pitted against the one challenge he was the WORST qualified to face!" Cosmo says: "When Otto Rocket had to attempt going head to head against Sandy and Stimpy in the Nickelodeon GUTS challenge, it was the one place where all the skills Otto had learned for being an athlete couldn't help him." Wanda says: "Compounding Otto's problem was the fact that Sandy made a bargain with Stimpy. In exchange for helping her overtake Otto Rocket so that Stimpy and Sandy could both move to the Final Challenge, Sandy promised to split the prize money with Stimpy if she won, or buy him an iLog from Blammo! If she lost!"

Cosmo says: "Needless to say, it was a proposition that Stimpy couldn't overlook!" Wanda says: "But what's really weird is that when Otto Rocket realized he couldn't beat Stimpy, who was on the way to winning a perfect score, Otto decided that if he couldn't win the challenge, he would do the next best thing and try to win Angelica's heart." Cosmo says: "This concept pretty much went against everything that Otto Rocket had been taught for being a winner, but he was determined to follow his conscience regardless." Wanda says: "Otto Rocket threw the last part of the challenge, disqualified himself from winning, allowed Stimpy to win his perfect score, and voted himself off; all in an attempt to prove to Angelica Pickles that winning wasn't the only thing in the world that was important for him." (Camera cuts) Cosmo says: "And believe it or not, Otto actually agreed to do a web-cam interview with us even though it was only recently that he got booted off." Wanda says: "So live, via web-cam, here's Otto Rocket!" (Camera rolls) Otto Rocket sighs and says: "Hi there." Cosmo says: "What's got you down in the dumps?" Wanda adds: "Is it something serious?" Otto says: "Angelica refuses to let me in her room at the Loser's Last Resort. She won't even talk to me! I should have known that nothing I did for HER would ever impress her!" Cosmo asks: "How do you know for sure?" Wanda adds: "Have you even asked her?" Otto says: "Of course I asked her! But she won't answer me! I've never met a girl as stubborn as Angelica Pickles! I've just about run out of options for reasons why I should still try to make a romantic connection with HER! And the Universe STILL owes me one! I punished myself for cheating Lil off, now they owe me a solid!" Cosmo says: "Don't give up hope yet, Otto." Wanda says: "You'll get your solid. One day, things will probably change." Otto asks: "When then, when will they change?" Wanda answers: "Probably when you least expect it." Otto says: "Whatever!" (Camera cuts)

Cosmo sarcastically says: "Well, THERE was a gigantic ray of sunshine!" Wanda says: "You can't really blame him though. I know that I'd also be upset if I lost the chance at $150,000!" Cosmo says: "Not that you would personally know from experience!" Wanda says: "True enough, but that's 22 eliminated contestants, which leaves us with only 2 more to talk about!" Cosmo says: "The finalists, Sandy Cheeks, and Stimpy J. Cat!" Wanda says: "Sandy being able to make it all the way to the end wasn't much of a surprise." Cosmo says: "But the real surprise was when the perennial underdog, or cat, as this case makes it, managed to make it all the way to the finals as well!" Wanda says: "Well, you shouldn't overlook Stimpy's efforts, Cosmo." Cosmo says: "Well, why don't we just review the footage of these 2 campers so that our viewers can be the judge?" Wanda says: "That might just possibly be the best idea you've EVER had!" Cosmo says: "You mean it's the best idea I've ever had SO FAR!" Wanda says: "Whatever, let's roll the footage!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "Stimpy came from the show of Ren & Stimpy." Wanda says: "Sandy came from the show of Spongebob Squarepants." Cosmo says: "Just by looking at them, you couldn't tell that they had anything in common besides from both being mammals." Wanda says: "But as it turns out, they both have one BIG distinct trait in common, being finalists on this show!" Cosmo says: "Sandy made her way with both her brains, and her brawn!" Wanda says: "Everyone knew that Sandy had a lot going in her favor, but nobody expected that Stimpy could step up to the plate and be a competitive force to!" Cosmo says: "I'll say! In the first challenge, where Sandy excelled in building a hot tub, Stimpy excelled in securing the Screaming Cat's advantage in the hot tub challenge!" Wanda says: "While Sandy won the 2nd challenge for the Screaming Cats, Stimpy almost won the 3rd challenge for the Screaming Cats." Cosmo says: "Sandy was a driving force in winning the 5th challenge, while Stimpy managed to help win the 6th challenge, which was something Sandy failed to do."

Wanda says: "Stimpy and Sandy were both powerful contenders, helping to win the 7th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th challenge for the Screaming Cats!" Cosmo says: "Stimpy won immunity in the 15th and 20th challenge, while Sandy won immunity in the 18th and 19th challenge." Wanda says: "And both of them won immunity for the same reason in the 23rd challenge!" Cosmo says: "And finally, Stimpy and Sandy managed to outlast tough competitors such as Helga G. Pataki, Ren Hoek, Aang the Avatar, Treeflower, Jimmy Neutron, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Norbert, Angelica Pickles, Rocko A. Wallaby, Spongebob, Lil Deville, and even Otto Rocket himself!" (Camera cuts) Wanda says: "As good as Stimpy and Sandy have been and still are, I STILL can't tell which one of them WILL win the final challenge!" Cosmo says: "Wait a minute, Wanda I just realized something! Take a look at their names!" Wanda asks: "What about their names?" Cosmo says: "S-A-N-D-Y, and S-T-I-M-P-Y, both of their names begin with an S, and end with a Y! That CAN'T just be a coincidence!" Wanda says: "Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't! We'll just have to wait and see. Well folks, it looks like our hard work is done here! Stay tuned for the next episode of Total Cartoon Island! Okay, Cosmo, turn off the tape recording now!" Cosmo says: "What tape recording?" Wanda says: "What tape? The tape you put in the Control Room before we started filming! The one that's been sitting in there since this episode began airing! And-- (Wanda slaps her head) --you DIDN'T put a tape in there, did you?!" Cosmo nervously says: "I don't--." Wanda shouts: "We've been filming this whole thing LIVE, haven't we?!" Cosmo says: "It's possible--." Wanda yells: "YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT!!!! Can you not do ONE THING RIGHT?! I ask you to specifically make sure that a tape got put into the Control Room BEFORE we started filming this thing so that if we MADE a mistake, we could fix it in post-editing, and you can't even do THAT CORRECTLY?!" Cosmo says: "I didn't know which buttons to push! There were so many of them, I panicked! It was a stressful job!"

Wanda tersely says: "Cosmo, you better hope for YOUR sake that this slip-up doesn't cost us our jobs as Fairy Godparents!" Cosmo says: "Come on, Wanda! If I can't get fired for making Mount Vesuvius erupt, turning Xanadu into Pittsburgh, OR sinking Atlantis three times, what CAN I POSSIBLY get fired for?!" Wanda sighs and says: "Cosmo, sometimes you REALLY put me to shame!" / Episode Notes: A running gag in this episode is that the word Antidisestablishmentarianism keeps being used, for a total of 9 times! Nobody gets eliminated in this episode. / Stay tuned for the season finale of "Total Cartoon Island!"

Before I start this episode, I'd like to give a special thanks to JStheKid for letting me use his character of Blue Arrow in this episode and for a whole new season of my cartoon show! Now, without further delay, here is the season finale of "Total Cartoon Island!" / "Cartoon Double Dare! Sandy vs. Stimpy!" In a dramatic voice, Sniz says: "You've watched their exploits for 26 episodes! You've seen their determination, their strategies, and their ability to beat every camper who challenged them! And now, they've come to the Final challenge, will they'll face their toughest opponents yet: THEMSELVES! On Total Cartoon Island! (A whole audience cheers as the camera stops showing scenes from the previous episodes and opens up on an indoor game show while the Double Dare theme music plays.) I'm Sniz, here as always with my trusty brother sidekick, co-host, Fondue!" Fondue says: "Why do I always get SECOND billing?" Sniz says: "Because you're the boring nag and nobody likes the boring nag! Anyways, for our final challenge this season, we've done something very special for our Final Two contestants! With the help of the Fairy Godparents, we've brought back the set of a Nickelodeon game show masterpiece, Double Dare!

(Audience cheers again) We wanted to get Marc Summer to be a special intern/referee for us, but frankly, he was too darn expensive! So instead, let's get a different special guest in here! JSthekid's very own Blue Arrow!" (Audience cheers as Blue Arrow runs into the room!) Blue Arrow says: "I did it! I've finally arrived! Finally, people are going to look at me and say, there's a fan character that has ACTUALLY appeared on a REAL Nickelodeon show created by a Nickelodeon writer!" Sniz says: "Glad to see your enthusiasm! But first, you got to bring out the two contestants! Can you do that?" Blue Arrow sharply says: "Of COURSE I can do that! I wasn't born YESTERDAY, you know!" Sniz says: "Of course not! Fondue was!" Fondue says: "I hate it when you make jokes at MY expense, you know!" Sniz says: "You ARE fully well aware that if you don't LIKE your job, you CAN be replaced!
Either by Jorgen Von Strangle, or even Blue Arrow!" Fondue says: "You wouldn't dare! I have a contract!" Sniz says: "Lighten up! As if I'd fire my own brother!" Fondue asks: "Then why IS Blue Arrow on OUR show?!" Sniz says: "Our season long contest! We asked our loyal audience to prove who among them was this show's biggest fan, and Blue Arrow won!"

Fondue says: "Because he was the only one who even entered!" Sniz says: "And like I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, as part of our agreement for him WINNING the contest, IF he can prove that all of the stunts in this episode are safe, he gets to come on and be a contestant for season 2!" Fondue says: "Well, that SHOULD be interesting to watch!" Blue Arrow sternly asks: "Can I PLEASE do my job now?" Sniz politely answers: "Of course. Please forgive my brother for RUDELY interrupting you! He can't stay shut up for a nano-second!" Fondue yells: "Are you saying I talk too much?!" Sniz says: "Of course not! For an obsessive-compulsive parrot voiced by Gilbert Gottfried!" Blue Arrow rolls his eyes and says: "I'm not sure if there are any Nickelodeon fans that will get that Aladdin reference! Anyways, let's meet our two finalists! While she doesn't live in a pineapple under the sea, she HAS expressed interest in marrying someone who does! From the city of Bikini Bottom and the show of SpongeBob Squarepants, meet everyone's favorite invertebrate lover, Sandy Cheeks!" Sandy Cheeks runs out to boisterous applause and says: "Thank you for making me the fan-favorite to win this show! Please wait until AFTER I win to ask for my autographs! I don't want to be TOO tired for the final challenge!"

Blue Arrow says: "And our other contestant hardly NEEDS any introduction, but I'll give it to him anyways! He's Nickelodeon's original superstar and longtime patron of charity! From the city of Hollywood U.S.A. and the show of Ren & Stimpy, let's give a SPECIAL cheer for the hardest working feline in show business, Stimpy J. Cat!" Stimpy runs out to boisterous applause and humbly says: "I'm SO unimportant, compared to my fans. I owe my success all to you! Thank you for helping me get this far, It's an honor just to participate!" Blue Arrow says: "If you like the honor of participating, you're going to LOVE the honor we're presenting you! We're bringing back all of the previously eliminated contestants to WATCH you perform this final challenge!" And sure enough, all 22 of the previously eliminated contestants walk in and take special seats in the V.I.P. section in the order they were first eliminated! Roger Plotz, Helga G. Patacki, Ren Hoek, Aang the Avatar, Daggett, Patrick Star, Chuckie Finster, Doug Funny, Phoebe Hyerdahl, Bunny, Treeflower Fields, Jimmy Neutron, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Patty Mayonnaise, Norbert McHandsome, Angelica Pickles (wearing a badly coifed wig to cover up her still messed-up hairdo,) Rocko A. Wallaby, SpongeBob, Stinky J. Cat, Lil Deville, and Otto Rocket!

Stimpy says: "Ren, Aang, Doug, Phoebe, Susie, Patty, Norbert, Rocko, SpongeBob, Stinky, and Lil! It's so good to see all of you again!" Ren bored says: "I'm just as ecstatic as you are!" Stimpy says: "I love it when he pretends to be all bored like that! I find that funny!" Lil and Stinky say: "Go Team Stimpy!" Stimpy asks: "Rocko, doesn't Aang want to congratulate me?" Rocko says: "Aang STILL insists on being on a speaking strike! He has expressed through other means that he wants Nickelodeon to realize that he NEEDS to talk IF Nickelodeon wants to get good ratings!" Chuckie says: "As if THAT'S going to help him! Aang thinks he's SO much better than us even though most of OUR shows lasted far longer than HIS did, even if they weren't NEARLY as 'popular.'" Aang holds up a sign that reads: "I have no comment." Patrick says: "And worst of all, he isn't even clever enough to come up with his own catchphrase! He's totally ripping off Chuckie's catchphrase!" Sandy sarcastically says: "Nice rug, Angelica!" Angelica retorts: "Oh, bite the weenie, Sandy!" Sandy answers back: "With relish!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "Sandy thinks that this game is all her's, but she couldn't be any wronger! If Sniz says that I'M unable to win the money, than Sandy can't win it either! I'll get the last laugh on her! I have one last ace hidden in my back pocket!" (End confessional)

Otto asks: "It's kind of hard to insult someone smarter and tougher than YOU are, now isn't it Angelica?" Angelica says: "I do NOT wish to speak to you!" Otto says: "All this time and you STILL don't want to talk to me?! What in the world do you want in order for me to get you to like me?!" Angelica says: "I WANTED the money, but since I'm ELIMINATED, I can't get it, and you can't either!" Otto says: "Don't you think that I know that? Do you even know why I'M NOT the one participating in this final challenge?! Believe it or not, it's not that I COULDN'T beat Sandy and Stimpy fairly, it's because I deliberately chose not to cheat!" Angelica says: "Than you're as equally stupid as you are deluded! Everyone knows that the only way to get ahead in this world is that you have to cheat to get what you want!" Otto says: "That's exactly what John McCain said before he lost humiliatingly to Barack Obama in 2008!" Angelica says: "You think you're better than me just because YOU didn't lie and cheat to play your way through the game?!"

Otto says: "I KNOW that I'm better than you! Unlike you, I don't like cheating if that's the only way for me to win! I'd rather lose a game fair and square than be a cheater like you! I deliberately threw the last challenge to show you that winning isn't the most important thing in the world to me! It's been you, it's always been you! No matter how many times you shot me down, I've always been willing to stand up for you to show you that I was TOO stubborn to let you push me away and let you go through the game friendless! Well, you're not pushing ME away again! You're going to give me one reason as to why I don't deserve you! I've done right by the universe, now you OWE me a favor! I want to know what it is you don't like about me, because I thought the only reason you didn't like me was because I wanted to win just as much as you did!" Angelica says: "If it wasn't for you constantly HOUNDING me all the time, I would've beaten that stupid Sandy and/or Stimpy on the first day!" Otto says: "See, that's your problem with logic! You don't think that there's anyone in the world who can beat you! And if someone DOES beat you, the only reason THAT happens is because they out-cheated you! Well here's a newsflash for you, Angelica! You're not the center of everyone's universe and you CAN'T always get what you want!" Angelica says: "Liar!" Otto says: "But by working with me, maybe you CAN!"

Angelica asks: "And how am I supposed to believe that?" Otto says: "We both got beaten by Sandy and Stimpy by trying to attack them separately. And our one against two strategies failed miserably because their efforts to repel us were united while we were divided! But together, we can actually make it the NEXT time we play!" Angelica says: "Is there going to BE a next time?!" Otto says: "Angelica, we've both been humiliated by 2 less intelligent and less athletic losers! Our solo efforts aren't enough to overcome them! Only by teaming up will we even begin to have a chance to redeem ourselves from our miserable eliminations!" Angelica says: "Getting the best of Sandy Cheeks? That would make for the happiest day of my life! If you can help me get Sandy Cheeks the next time, I'll help you get Stimpy J. Cat! Next time, I WILL split the money with you 50-50, you can't get a better offer than that!" Otto says: "And do you think you can give me a chance the next time?" Angelica says: "If our strategies work, we'll go ALL the way to the end, the next time we play!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I did it! I finally did it! In your face, Lars Rodriguez! I've totally won the bet! It's time to begin Operation: Humble Sandy Cheeks! She is going down harder than the Berlin Wall did in 1989!" (End Confessional)

Fondue says: "Blue Arrow, why are you letting THEM talk and not me?! I waste FAR less time talking than THEY do!" Blue Arrow says: "But the show has never been ABOUT you, it's been about the contestants!" Bunny says: "Now THERE'S a vote of confidence for us!" Jimmy Neutron says: "But you still haven't explained WHY we're here!" Blue Arrow sighs and says: "Well, if there are no more 'engaging' conversations between Skater Boy and Psycho Chick, I can explain it!" Angelica shouts: "If I WAS a psycho, I wouldn't waste MY time here! I'd spend it working at the Bates Motel!" Susie Carmichael says: "I wouldn't let my worst enemy, which happens to be you, work at the Bates Motel!" (Confessional) Susie says: "You never know when you might need insurance protection, or who you're going to need it from! By protecting Angelica, I get brownie points for winning her over! There's no way I want her to eliminate ME ever again! That's not going to happen!" (End Confessional) Blue Arrow says: "The reason you are all here is because you will once again be split up into 2 teams. But this time, they're teams of your own choice! We will be dividing the V.I.P. section into 2 halves, and the half you sit in will determine which team you're on! If you're in the left half, you'll represent Team Sandy! If you're on the right half, you'll represent Team Stimpy!" (The campers get up and go to different spots in the V.I.P. section.)

Fondue says: "Okay, so who's where?" Sniz says: "It's very interesting, Fondue! There are 11 campers for Team Sandy, and 11 campers for Team Stimpy! It's perfectly split right down the middle! Our teams look evenly matched!" Roger, Helga, SpongeBob, Patrick, Jimmy, Phoebe, Doug, Patty, Treeflower, Susie, and Reggie are on Team Sandy; Ren, Aang, Daggett, Bunny, Norbert, Angelica, Rocko, Stinky, Lil, Chuckie, and Otto are on Team Stimpy. Blue Arrow says: "On the original Double Dare, you'd go through 2 rounds of questions in addition to some physical challenges and the obstacle course. But everyone knows you don't go on a reality game show for light-weight questions! So instead, I'll each ask you 1 question and I'll expect 1 answer from the both of you. Then, you'll both compete on Identical Final Challenges! Whoever grabs all 6 flags first will be the Grand Champion of Season 1!" Phoebe asks: "I thought Double Dare made you grab 8 flags!" Sniz says: "Well, THEY did! But we trimmed it down to 6 to make it faster, entertaining, and more fun for the audience!" Treeflower says: "Sounds fair enough to me!"

Blue Arrow says: "Now Sandy, why do you feel that YOU deserve to win the money and what would you do with it if you won?" Sandy answers: "Well, I'm always good for my word, so half of the money WOULD go to Stimpy if I won. But $75,000 would still be enough for me to invest money in an improved teleportation device, more efficient crop growing devices, and would allow me to travel and see the sights of the world!" Fondue says: "Well that's sweet. Boring, but sweet." Sniz says: "Don't be such a buzz-kill, Fondue!" Blue Arrow says: "Thank you, Sniz. Stimpy, same question as Sandy." Stimpy says: "Well, besides the bulk of the money going to my favorite charities, I'd throw all of my fellow contestants the coolest season finale party they have ever seen, and invite all of them to enjoy it!" When the contestants hear that, Roger, Patrick, Jimmy, Phoebe, Treeflower, and Reggie get up and join Team Stimpy. Sandy says to her remaining fan-base: "Well it's nice to know that not ALL of you are total sell-outs!" Stimpy says: "And did I mention that the party will be held on my parent's yacht? Because it TOTALLY will be!" Patty gets up with a guilty look on her face, joins Team Stimpy and says: "Sorry, Sarah!" Sniz says: "That was quite a shake-up, don't you think, Fondue?" Fondue says: "I don't get paid to think!"

Blue Arrow says: "But I do! And we'll see what our audience thinks after we come back, and show them what our contestants have to face in our final challenge! Stay tuned!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, Blue Arrow comes back on and says: "It's time to reveal the obstacle challenges our contestants will face!" Fondue says: "Our 1st event is Soda Gushers! Our contestants will need to stomp around on the various buttons to make soda come out! Along with soda coming out, there will come out a flag!" Blue Arrow says: "And this is what you can expect!" Blue Arrow stomps on a button and blue-colored soda comes out, initially hitting him on the head, but eventually flows into his mouth! Blue Arrow says: "Blueberry Blast! My favorite!" Sniz says: "That event looks safe to me! And once the flag is gotten, they will receive a COOL 1st prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They will receive autographed DVD copies of Mary Poppins, signed by movie stars Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke each comes with a certificate of authenticity to let you know its real!" Stimpy says: "That's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" Sniz says: "I know!" Fondue says: "Our 2nd event is Pizza Pie! Our contestants will need to dig through a giant pizza to find the hidden flag!" Blue Arrow grabs off a piece of sausage and says: "And it's completely edible to!"

Sniz says: "Once you get through that safe challenge, they will receive another COOL prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They will receive the Super Mario Advance video game collection, playable on the Game Boy Advance, the Nintendo GameCube Game Boy Player, OR the Nintendo DS! They can play the masterpieces of Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World, and Yoshi's Island anywhere at home or when they're on the go!" Fondue says: "Our 3rd event is the Garbage Truck Dump! On the back of this green Dump Truck, there's only a little bit of garbage, but there will soon be much more! Our contestants will need to look through the dumped garbage to find out where the flag's located!" Blue Arrow demonstrates this and says: "It's a little smelly, but it's not dangerous!" Sniz says: "Glad to know that, Blue Arrow! And by grabbing the third flag, they will receive another cool prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They will receive the complete remastered collection of The Beatles CD albums! Now with better sound, mini-documentaries, and computer connectivity! A must have for The Beatles lovers in YOUR family!" Fondue says: "Our 4th event is the Nose Pick! Our contestant will have to pick the insides of our gigantic prop nose in order to find the flag!"

Blue Arrow gets underneath it and says: "And as you can see, this challenge is as easy as pie!" Then the nose sneezes on Blue Arrow and covers him! Blue Arrow, frustrated says: "And by easy, I mean nauseating! It reminds me of that date I had with Linda Blair!" SpongeBob says: "I didn't know you dated a character from The Exorcist!" Reggie Rocket says: "I think Blue Arrow was being sarcastic!" SpongeBob sheepishly says: "Of course! I knew that!" (Confessional) SpongeBob says: "Truthfully, hearing the difference between people who are being honest and people who are being sarcastic REALLY isn't one of my strong suits! I've REALLY got to work on my face reading skills." (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Of course, the Nose might sneeze irregularly, but it's still safe! After you clean the nose and get the 4th flag, you'll get an awesome 4th prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They will receive a plasma-screen computer with Windows 7! The latest and greatest innovation in a long line of fine, quality Microsoft products! It's Windows, bringing you a cleaner, clearer picture to the world!" Lil Deville says: "That sounds like a cool machine to have! Just think of all the things I can accomplish with a computer of THAT power!" Stinky says: "I can only imagine what you have in mind!"

Fondue says: "Our fifth event is Walk through Water! Our contestants must go through our pond filled not just with water, but also some of the toughest fish under the sea from the Salty Spittoon from the show of SpongeBob Squarepants!" Blue Arrow says: "Let me show you how I would handle the crossing!" Blue Arrow ties a rope around one post from the end where he's standing at, strings it around an Arrow, and then shoots it through his bow where it connects onto another post at the other end! Blue Arrow then walks safely across the rope without getting hit by the tough fish! Sniz says: "Well, that's a little unorthodox, but completely fair. The judges will allow it, so it's a safe challenge! Grab the 5th flag and you'll get the 5th prize!" Blue Arrow says: "They'll receive free movie tickets for the entire winter season redeemable at any movie theater for any movie they want to see, however many times they decide to see a movie! It's our gift from the show, to our contestants!" Fondue says: "And then it all comes down to the finale, the last obstacle!" Sniz says: "It's the Ice Cream Slide! Our contestants must climb up one chocolate syrup covered slide, slide down the honey coated chute at the top, and reach out and grab the flag at the bottom on top of the ice cream!"

Blue Arrow ties a rope around another arrow, shoots it at the top of the obstacle, pulls on the rope to help climb up the slide like a mountain climber, than slides down the chute normally! Blue Arrow says: "And can you believe this is only my FIRST time competing on a game show?!" Sniz says: "Actually, I can. But in any case, you proved that all 6 challenges are safe, so YOU get a spot on our 2nd season of our cool show!" Blue Arrow says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "And the 1st contestant, who grabs the final flag, wins the grand prize of season 1!" Blue Arrow says: "They'll receive $150,000 in legal tender! Cool hard cash redeemable anyplace they want to shop, and the distinction of being the best Nickelodeon Nicktoons show in existence!" Ren says: "Go on, Stimpy! Win one for your best buddy!" Stimpy says: "I'll do my best, pal!" Susie says: "Come on, Helga! Help us show some support for Sandy and cheer!" Helga bluntly says: "I don't cheer." Sniz says: "Well, the obstacles are all set, our contestants are all primed, and our obstacle course floor is clean now, but it's going to get REALLY messy in a minute! I wish you both the best of luck, and may the better mammal win!" Sandy says: "Stimpy, before this starts, I just like to say that in the event that I lose, if I do lose, I'd be glad to lose it to you."

Stimpy says: "And the feeling is mutual, right back to you!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "This is the event I've been training the whole season for. Do you want to know what I hope people remember me for? (Flashbacks show Sandy Cheeks being aggressive and competitive against a bunch of the other contestants.) My wonderful personality!" / Stimpy says: "So this is the pinnacle of the challenges season 1 has to offer! I feel as prepared as I'll ever be! Do you want to know what I hope to be remembered for? (Flashbacks show Stimpy being kind, generous, honest, kind, and happy towards a bunch of contestants, those that were his team-mates and even those on the other team.) I hope it will be for my wonderful personality!" / Angelica says: "I'm confident in Sandy stinking up and losing! I've got a very SPECIAL inside source to make sure this happens!" (Flashback) Sandy exits her cabin and sees a Krabby Patty that's been cut into a heart shape. Sandy says: "Hey there, what's this?!" An attached note reads: "Dear Sandy Cheeks, for my loving, happy, smiling, Texas land angel, please accept this engagement promise from your eternal boyfriend for life, SpongeBob Esq., with tons of kisses and hugs!" Sandy says: "He is SO the most thoughtful boyfriend I've ever had in my whole life!" (End flashback)

Angelica says: "Isn't it amazing how easy it is to tamper with baked goods by simply adding laxatives? (Sings) For fast, reliable relief, that lasts you all day long! Doofus!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to get this show on the road! On your marks, get set! (Fondue tweets whistle) GO!!!!" Sandy and Stimpy both begin stomping on their buttons for Soda Gushers! Stimpy presses both the Strawberry and the Lime Soda buttons, when the flag comes pouring out of the Lime Soda Gusher! Stimpy says: "I got one, Ren!" Ren says: "Great, just don't get cocky, friend!" But the soda just won't flow for Sandy Cheeks! Sandy says: "What's going on here?! There's a hold-up in this machine! Why won't it give me the soda?!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I wouldn't consider myself an expert electrician, but even one of the Rugrats would know an electric device needs to be plugged in so it works properly! I mean, I've already been eliminated this season, so there can't POSSIBLY be anything that Sniz or Fondue could do against me!" (End Confessional) SpongeBob says: "I see the problem! The machine isn't hooked up!" Sniz says: "Fondue! You've been slacking off on your work again, HAVEN'T you?!" Fondue says: "I didn't forget to do anything! Why do you always accuse me of stuff I don't do?!" Fondue plugs the machine in, and all of the soda comes pouring down on Sandy at once, but she finds her flag in the Strawberry Soda!

SpongeBob says: "Hurry, Sandy! Stimpy's getting ahead of you!" (Confessional) SpongeBob says: "I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea. I really like Stimpy as a friend. But Sandy's probably going to be my wife someday. I HAD to cheer her on! It's nothing personal; I just have to think about my future as well." (End Confessional) Thankfully, Stimpy's been held up on Pizza Pie, as he's been eating THROUGH the pizza instead of just searching through it! Sandy's able to catch up and feverishly begins searching through her slice! They both manage to find their flags at exactly the same time! The 2 contestants than run to the Garbage Dump Truck; While Sandy is very fussy about touching the dirty garbage, Stimpy doesn't have that problem as he just immediately goes in, pulls out the flag, and runs off to the next event! Susie says: "Hustle girl! We're counting on you to win!" Otto says: "Speak for yourself, Beyonce wannabe! Stimpy's going to kick some squirrel butt!" Angelica says: "He better! And when is that STUPID Krabby Patty going to kick in?!" Sandy finally gets her flag and rushes to the 4th event. Thankfully, Stimpy's having a hard time finding the flag in the Nose Pick! Ren says: "Stimpy, I never thought I'd say this, but pick that nose!" Susie says: "Don't be afraid! They're just boogers!" Angelica says: "Stop DOING that!" Susie says: "Doing what?"

Angelica says: "You can't give out hints! That's CHEATING!!!!" Susie says: "You should talk, Miss Mean, Rude, and Bossy! All you've done is complain and cheat the entire season!" Angelica says: "I don't NEED to cheat to beat you pathetic LOSERS! You'll NEVER be as skilled as I am!" (Confessional) Susie says: "That girl is working on my last nerve! One more insult, and she's going to pay the piper!" (End Confessional) Stimpy and Sandy both grab their flags at about the same time, than rush over to the pool for the next event. SpongeBob runs out and says: "You're doing good Sandy! Just two more events to finish and then you'll win!" Sandy says: "Glad to have your support, SpongeBob. And thanks for the Krabby Patty this morning." SpongeBob says: "But I didn't make you a Krabby Patty this morning. Was the Krabby Patty good?" Sandy says: "I wouldn't know. I didn't eat it." Stimpy begins his stretch of Walk through Water. Some fish swim up to him and Stimpy says: "Look, I don't want to fight. I'm a peaceful cat and I respect all of you. So I'd appreciate it if you could just let me through this challenge in peace. Pretty please with Frosted Sugar Lumps on top?" The fish begin to back off when Stimpy says: "Uh oh! Big bathroom emergency here!"

And Stimpy lets out a MONSTEROUS fart that makes Aang scream: "UGH! What crawled up your butt and died?!" Daggett screams: "Well, SOMEBODY finally got Aang to say something!" Angelica screams: "WHAT?!!!" Stimpy says: "I can't hold it! I've got to go!" And Stimpy quickly races to the Confessional and uses the Outhouse building like an Outhouse! Sniz says: "Please! Not the CONFESSIONAL!" Angelica yells: "What's going on here?!" Blue Arrow says: "I believe I have the answer to that." (Flashback) Blue Arrow is writing some notes, when he looks at the treat Sandy Cheeks has received, when Stimpy comes up to spend some time with his team-mate. Stimpy says: "Sandy, you know that I want to wish you the best of luck in this challenge." Sandy says: "Same to you, Stimpy!" Stimpy says: "Say, is that a Krabby Patty shaped like a heart?! I've never had a Krabby Patty shaped like a heart before!" Sandy gives it to him and says: "Go ahead. Knock yourself out." (End Flashback) Angelica screams: "You incompetent morons can't do ANYTHING right!" Susie shouts: "Incompetent morons?! That does it!" Susie grabs Angelica, and as soon as Stimpy gets out of the Confessional, Susie throws her inside of it and Stimpy futilely says: "Susie, don't PUT her in there! It's very--!" And Susie deliberately shuts the door tight and locks it from the outside! Stimpy finishes saying: "Stinky."

Stinky says: "That's my name, don't wear it out!" Lil says: "Don't give up, Stimpy! You still have a chance!" Rocko says: "Sandy's trying to fight her way through the fish!" Stimpy says: "But I can't just let Angelica suffer in there!" Angelica screams: "LET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!" Stimpy says: "But in this case, I'll make an exception!" And Stimpy quickly runs back to the pool, quickly crossing it after the fishes have seen Stimpy's unintentional display of stink, and grabs the flag seconds before Sandy finishes her fighting and grabs her flag! Sniz says: "It's neck and neck between our 2 contestants, down to the last event! It all comes down to this obstacle!" Aang says: "Well, since my speaking strike has ended, I guess there's just one thing left to do! Stimpy, win this challenge for us!" Sandy and Stimpy both have trouble heading up the slippery slide, but they get to the top, and prepare to go down the chute! While Stimpy begins his descent, Sandy finds that the doorway that leads through the chute is SHUT tight! Sandy says: "Now what's the matter here?!"

Otto pulls something behind his back and says: "I just LOVE ACME brand Super Glue! Guaranteed to make things stick together or double your money back!" SpongeBob shouts: "It can't end this way! Sandy, you've got to try and pry the door open!" Stimpy is still struggling to get down the chute as the honey is making his progress difficult! Lil says: "Stimpy, your prize is within sight! Now get down and win it!" Sandy says: "I'll win this competition even if I have to resort to sheer brute strength!" And with a mighty grunt of effort, Sandy breaks apart the doors and throws them to the floor! Otto yells: "I can't believe I paid $9.95 for this junk! I was robbed! At least I can look forward to a good refund!" Sandy quickly tries to scramble down the chute, and Stimpy and Sandy get down at the same time!" Sniz says: "It's so close! It looks like it's going to be a photo finish!" Sandy excitedly says: "Did you say a photo finish?!" And in a split second--! (SNAP!) Sniz says: "And it's over! It's all over! We have a winner!" Blue Arrow says: "Did I just blink or something?! I didn't see who grabbed their final flag first! Who got it?!"

Sniz says: "Just a minute! According to our Digital Camera that NEVER takes a lying picture, the winner of the season one finale is...IS...IS...STIMPY J. CAT!!!!" (A whole bunch of contestants cheer while SpongeBob, Susie, and Doug Funny sigh.) Blue Arrow says: "You mean Sandy Cheeks, actually LOST?!" Fondue says: "Biggest mistake of any contestant. She just COULDN'T resist posing for the picture! And that split second was all Stimpy needed to grab the flag before Sandy did and become the winner of season 1!" Ren jumps up and cheers: "You did it Stimpy! You really did it! You're our grand champion!" Stimpy says: "Well, I might have never won it, if it hadn't been for my friends' encouragement, faith, trust, and determination to help me prove myself. This is just as much your victory as it is mine." Sandy says: "I can't believe it. I came, I saw, I conquered, I did everything right, and I still lost, to the best Nicktoon that has ever existed!" SpongeBob comes over and says: "its okay, Sandy. I still love you, even if you didn't win this season. There's always next time. And besides, look on the bright side. You DID come in 2nd by beating 22 other contestants, which definitely counts for something in my books!" Sandy sighs and says: "You're right, SpongeBob. Maybe I didn't win the game, but I think I'm fine with winning your heart!"

SpongeBob says: "Sandy, you can always rest easy with me. You'll never have to worry, because I'll ALWAYS be yours!" (They hug and kiss each other tenderly.) Sniz says: "Well, I don't think we could've asked for a much better season finale than this! This is a great way to end the 1st season! I guess it just goes to show that there IS more than one kind of winner in this world. Game show winners and winners in love!" Lil says: "And I love it that my boyfriend Stimpy has won!" Stimpy says: "And I love you to, Lil!" (Later, at the bonfire camp-out) Sniz says: "Sandy, Stimpy, here are your prizes for all the flags you picked up. And Stimpy, here is your check for winning $150,000, to do with it as you see fit! You've definitely earned it, you sly, cool cat!" Fondue says: "And don't forget, as a testament of being the ultimate camper of this season, you get the last marshmallow! An enduring symbol of safety, security, and victory!" Stimpy says: "Happy, happy, joy, joy! I'll treasure it forever! (Record scratches) Whatever! I can buy as many marshmallows as I want now!" (And he quickly chews it down!) Sniz says: "We're glad you stuck with us! Be sure to come back and check us out, on a new season of Total Cartoon Action!" Blue Arrow says: "I hope you'll be rooting for me!" Fondue says: "I know that I will!" /

Episode Notes: Stimpy J. Cat becomes the Grand Champion of Season 1, becoming the best Nicktoon and making the show Ren and Stimpy the best Nickelodeon Nicktoon to ever exist so far; Sandy Cheeks and the show SpongeBob Squarepants are both runners up in second place. Aang the Avatar FINALLY ends his speaking strike and gets back to talking again. All of the previously eliminated contestants return and get at least one opportunity to talk in this episode. / And that is the end of "Total Cartoon Island." Or IS it? Stay tuned for something special!

I've read a bunch of "Total Cartoon Island" reviews, and I'm appreciative of the reviews, positive or otherwise. / And now for something slightly different...a one hour SPECIAL!!!! This event is useful for linking season one of "Total Cartoon Island," with my second season called "Total Cartoon Action!" The 12 returning contestants, the 11 new contestants, and Blue Arrow will find out what the next season is going to all be about, and so will my loyal readers! So stay tuned to see the dramatic competition! / "Total Cartoon Island/Action Special: 12 Tickets to Ride!" (60 minute special.)

Sniz appears sitting in a studio and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, it was the final competition, Sandy vs. Stimpy! The two contestants had been evenly matched all season long, but now it was time to see which one of them could prevail and become the top winner! The odds seemed to be stacked in Stimpy's favor as he promised all of the campers a yacht party if he won. So Otto Rocket and Angelica Pickles did some work behind the scenes to hurt and hinder Sandy's chances of winning the grand prize. But in the end, it was Sandy's own sense of vanity of having to pose for a picture, which gave the ultimate victory to Stimpy. Now the contestants are on Stimpy's yacht having their party. They THINK they're going home after this, but Fondue and I have a 'little' SURPRISE for them! Could it be something related to, ANOTHER season of an AWESOME show?! Well, DUH! And you're about to see for yourself in a cool little event we like to call, the Total Cartoon Island/Action Special!" /

On the yacht, all the former campers are partying and having a good time. Patrick is working with exercise equipment, Chuckie Finster is busy boning up on his reading, Doug Funny and Patty Mayonnaise are busy making out with each other, Treeflower is helping Norbert brush his newly re-grown fur, Jimmy has been studying up on how to be a better person to girls, Susie is working on her singing, Reggie Rocket and Rocko are playing pool sports, Angelica Pickles is trying a BUNCH of hair growth products, in the hopes that ONE of them will speed up the process of having to re-grow her hair, SpongeBob is running on a treadmill, competing against Sandy Cheeks who's running IMPOSSIBLY fast, Lil Deville is competing in a marshmallow eating competition with Helga G. Patacki and Bunny, Otto is busy checking on his e-mails from his fellow Ocean Shores buddies, and Stimpy is calling his folks in Hollywood, California to find out how they're doing! Stimpy says: "Mom, dad, you know I entered the show just hoping to have fun, but I've done something really GREAT! I actually won the show! I've already deposited the winnings, so I hope you'll manage the money responsibly! It's going to be great to come back home a winner!" Otto turns on his web-cam and starts talking to Twister and Sam the Squid.

Otto says: "My loyal crew, how's the action been hanging on in my absence?" Sam says: "Actually, the action hasn't been hanging, it's kind of stalled." Twister says: "Well, since Lars and his lackey's no longer have to worry about competing against YOU, they don't even WORRY about playing in sports anymore!" Sam says: "Needless to say, without YOUR presence to keep Lars' rivalry against you alive, we've had to compete against ourselves and it's become Capital B, Boring!" Otto says: "Don't worry about it! Very soon, I'll be home and spark up the rivalry all over again! I'll even get back to working on my surfing skills!" Phoebe says: "Helga, do you have any word from home if any of our friends saw our action on the show?"

Helga says: "Actually, Cosmo poofed me a letter from Arnold himself about what he thinks of our efforts in the show! He says: Dear Helga, all this time after all the bullying and taunting you gave me, I had no idea you felt so fondly about me. And I must admit; I've gotten bored with my one-track relationship with Lila that seems to be going nowhere fast. I'd make sure that nobody at home would think any less of you if you were to return my sign of affection, when I say that I love you as much as you love me. I would be honored to call you both my girl, and my friend. Love, Arnold! I can't believe it, Phoebe! He LOVES me! He actually loves me! All this, after having worrying about being rejected, I no longer have to be afraid, because he LOVES me!" Phoebe says: "Well, that's wonderful news to hear, Helga! I hope your relationship with Arnold turns out to be a fruitful one." Ren says: "One thing that I'M looking forward to once I'm back home, is watching the grand adventures of Powdered Toastman. Nobody makes a breakfast delicious like HE does!" Daggett says: "Is he stronger than Muscular Beaver?" Ren says: "I'm not sure, but I'm fairly certain that if Muscular Beaver and Powdered Toastman were to team up together, they would be an UNBEATABLE combination!"

Daggett says: "No spootin! 2 heroes are always better than one!" Aang says: "But no hero is better than me! Ladies, you'll be happy to know that my future is going to be very FRUITFUL indeed! I've just signed up for clothing, hand modeling, shoe endorsing, and a chest/chin/leg/arm/face modeling contract! My agent, who's also my girlfriend named Toph, says that between my eyes and my smile, I'm VERY photogenic!" Patrick pushes himself and says: "Pushy, arrogant jerk! Ever since he got off his speaking strike, all he has done around here is TALK!" Chuckie says: "You said it!" Patrick says: "But not me! I'm pushing myself! I'm going to get stronger, I WILL become faster! I'll be a WAY better athlete than I ever was!" In a muffled voice, Bunny says: "Lil, how am I doing?" Lil says: "Not bad! 42 marshmallows in your mouth at one time is a pretty decent record, but let's see if I can beat it!" And Lil dumps a WHOLE bag of a 69 marshmallow bag into her mouth at one time! And leaves her mouth wide open so everyone can see it! Reggie says: "UGH! That's the ugliest looking thing I'VE ever seen!" Lil swallows the marshmallows, lets out a big burp and says: "Get out! Stimpy really goes for it, and besides, my ability to swallow all those lil' marshmallows is how I got my nickname, Lil." Susie says: "Sure it is!"

Stimpy says: "What's your proper name?" Lil says: "It's Lillian. But the only person who really calls me that is my twin brother Phil, alias Phillip." Angelica says: "I don't see what YOU all have to be excited about! It's not like any of YOU won anything that's going to mean anything to anyone! All Stimpy is doing is providing you one fleeting experience that will never BE experienced until your wedding days!" Patty says: "You know what, Andromeda? I think you're jealous!" Angelica says: "Oh, SURE! I'm jealous because I lost to 6 incompetent fools! You should all be ashamed that you denied ME, the person who TRULY deserved to win, and the opportunity to ACTUALLY win the game! I can beat Sandy in a fair fight!" Sandy says: "Oh PLEASE! You can't beat the wrong side of a barn with a bulls-eye target painted on it!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "Ever since Sneaky Sandy wished most of my hair away, it's been growing back in all patchy and uneven. I've tried EVERYTHING to correct my hair-do! Transplants, laser treatments, even traditional Tibetan medicine. (Drinks a cup of liquid than coughs it out) UGH! Loser MONK!" (End Confessional)

Reggie says: "So tell me again, Rocko. What's it like in YOUR country?" Rocko says: "It's like this. The country of Australia has the same things that people in America do. There are just a few little differences." Reggie says: "Example?" Rocko says: "Okay. Do you know what they call a Quarter Pound Krabby Patty with Cheese?" Reggie says: "They DON'T call it a Quarter Pound Krabby Patty with Cheese?" Rocko says: "No, they don't call it a Quarter Pound Krabby Patty with Cheese, they wouldn't know what in the world a POUND was! They use the metric system!" Reggie says: "So what DO they call them?" Rocko says: "They call it a Les Patty Royale with Cheese." Reggie says: "No kidding?" Rocko says: "No way!" Reggie says: "Well what about a Big McKrabby Patty?" Rocko says: "Well, a Big McKrabby Patty IS a Big McKrabby Patty. They just call it a Los Tis Patty." Reggie says: "A Los Tis Patty? Well what about the Chum Bucket Jambalaya?" Rocko says: "No, I never eat at the Chum Bucket." Everyone gasps when an unexpected poof pops up on the boat, and Sniz comes out of the smoke! Sniz says: "Thank you, Cosmo and Wanda!" The Fairy Godparents poof into sight with their baby Poof and simultaneously says: "You're welcome, Sniz!"

Roger asks: "Sniz, what are YOU doing here?" Sniz says: "I just wanted to hang with some of my favorite contestants." Chuckie says: "That's EX contestants to you! We're done playing your games!" Sniz says: "Actually, I probably have something that will change your mind." SpongeBob asks: "What could you possibly have that would interest us?" Sniz says: "You won't be disappointed by this! In season 2, the grand prize will be $500,000! That's right! More than 3 times of the money that was available on season 1, and some of you will be coming back for season 2!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Did he just say SEASON TWO?!" / Treeflower says: "$500,000? Things just got interesting again!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And I sincerely hope that some of you will compete for this honor." SpongeBob says: "I know I will be!" Sniz says: "Cool! I will now explain how this offer will work!"
(Confessional) Aang says: "This ought to be good. After losing humiliatingly last season, I'm ready to find out just what it is I need to do in order to win season 2!" / Lil says: "This is great! The craziness ISN'T over after all! I'm ready for some more fun!"

(End Confessional) Sniz says: "The first place this yacht is going to, will be Atlantic City, New Jersey. We'll be docking the boat there, to meet the 12, I mean, ELEVEN NEW contestants that will be participating along with Blue Arrow who's already won a slot, along with the 12 contestants who manage to win a spot for the second season!" Blue Arrow groans and says: "Thanks for remembering me! I really don't LIKE being ignored!" Sniz says: "Anyways, not only will we be stopping in Atlantic City to pick the new contestants up; we will also be holding a special challenge to determine which 12 campers will be returning for season 2." (Confessional) Ren says: "Who wouldn't want a chance to win $500,000? I mean, I like watching Powdered Toastman and everything, but I'd like to win the prize money even more!" / Patrick says: "With $500,000, I could manage to buy myself a REAL house, and not have to live under a rent free rock that nobody else wants!" (End Confessional) Doug says: "You haven't told us yet what this special challenge is going to be." Sniz says: "Don't worry. You'll find out once we get to Atlantic City, New Jersey. For now, sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself. I want all of you to be at peak playing condition for this special challenge!" (Confessional)

Reggie says: "What challenge could be so important that we'd need to be at peak playing condition to play it? I certainly hope my skills will be enough to face it, whatever the challenge might be!" / Otto says: "I'm really going to enjoy myself this time! I'll not only be playing my A game, I'll be playing my SUPER A+ game! Just let Sandy try and compete against me now!" (End Confessional) The yacht carrying the 24 contestants of season one, Sniz, and Blue Arrow, finally pulls into the harbor of Atlantic City, New Jersey. After everybody disembarks, Sniz pulls out his script for the speech he has written for the event. Sniz says: "We have arrived in luxurious Atlantic City, New Jersey, the inspiration for the board game of Monopoly as well as the home to one of the largest video game expos in recent history. I have been presented with the distinct honor, and privilege to introduce the 12 contestants, including Blue Arrow, who will compete in season 2." (Confessional) Aang says: "I know that I don't have to worry about anyone else FROM my show competing against me. After all, I AM the all powerful Airbender, and Zuko knows that if he ever tries anything evil ever again, I'll kick his butt into next week!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "First off, from the show of Doug, acclaimed Shakespearean master thespian, meet everyone's favorite aspiring actress, Judy Funny!" Doug says: "Wait a minute! You mean my SISTER is competing on the show?!" Sniz answers: "That is correct, my funny friend!" Judy walks into view all cool like, and dramatically says: "Hark, what light for yonder windows break? It is the east, and Judy is the sun. Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow. End scene!" Bunny claps and says: "Wow! An impressive recital! I like YOU already!" Judy bows and says: "Thank you, you are all so kind to me! My name and pictures will be displayed in bright lights, once I get a career in Hollywood." Sniz says: "Next up, is two contestants from the show of Hey Arnold! One is a sophisticated ladies man, and the other is a rich girl with something to prove to everyone from her town! Respectively, here's Gerald Fitzgerald and Rhonda Lloyd Wellington III." Gerald says: "Charmed to be here, I like the faces I'm seeing!" Rhonda says: "It's a pleasure just to be here!" Phoebe excitedly says: "Gerald?! You're competing in season 2?! That is so AWESOME! I LOVE your hair!" Patrick says: "Hey, what about me? I thought you loved me?" Phoebe says: "Look Patrick, I'm really sorry but we've got to face facts. You're a sea star, and I'm a human girl. It just wouldn't work out between us."

Patrick says: "But Reggie's got a relationship with Rocko, just like SpongeBob and Sandy have a strong romance together." Phoebe says: "I still think you're cute, but you're just not the right boy for me. We can still be friends though, right?" Patrick sighs and says: "Sure. That sounds SWELL!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "I will openly admit that I'm not the smartest creature under the sea, but I have feelings! How could Phoebe just dump me like that? Doesn't she care that I gave her some of the best moments of MY life to her?! I've never felt so idiotic in all my life! And that's saying something!" (End confessional) Helga says: "I'm surprised to see YOU competing, Rhonda." Rhonda says: "Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't pack up my bags and try out for something that's for the more rugged individual, but after watching Stimpy play the first season of the show for charities, I decided to try out my skills against 23 other individuals, to see if I have what it takes to win $500,000 for charity. And if nothing else, I'll probably learn some good skills that could help me in a future career!" Stimpy says: "That's a good way to look at things, Rhonda!"

Sniz says: "Our next contestant originally hails all the way from Scotland in the United Kingdom! He may only be 4 foot 2 inches, and weigh less than the average Shetland Spaniel, but he's still a wiry and determined individual! From the show of Ren & Stimpy, it's the Angry Scotsman with a voice sounding like veteran actor Alan Young, Haggis McHaggis!" Speaking with an obvious Scottish burr, Haggis runs up and says: "The honor of the McHaggis clan rests in my well-worn hands! I might not be as youthful or as spritely as I was back when I was a mere laddie living in the highland Moor's, but I can still act better than a bunch of spring chickens half my age! Well, if it isn't my fellow partner's in show business, Ren & Stimpy! I sure hope I can look forward to competing with the both of you on this upcoming season!" Ren rolls his eyes and says: "Just make sure you lose the annoying Scottish burr, okay, granddaddy McHaggis?" (Confessional) Haggis says: "My Scottish burr, ANNOYING?! How daft can that dog be?! My rich accent is the key to my many great vintage roles in movies and television. It's what I've used for a very fruitful 60 years in the entertainment industry! If you want to see the great man who brought Scrooge McDoggie to life, you're looking at that very same man, right now!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Next up, is a show that has not one, but TWO competitors representing their show for the first time! Both hailing from the show of Catdog--." Treeflower says: "But Catdog isn't TWO contestants. He's 1.5 or something like that!" Sniz finishes saying: "He's lean, mean, and green, it's Rancid Rabbit!" Rancid is wearing a business suit and says: "What's the hold-up here? Come on tell me, what, WHAT?" Daggett says: "I don't like this Roger; you've got green color competition!" Bunny says: "He's not the only one who has competition!" (Confessional) Bunny says: "I do NOT believe this! They brought me onto the show because they said they needed some animal diversity, and my humor was one of a kind among my species of rabbits! And the minute I turn my back, they locate another rabbit that not only has a different brand of humor, but he also has green fur! How am I supposed to compete with that?! You really think you KNOW some people!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And he's one half of the duo of Catdog, here's Dog!" Norbert says: "Impossible!" But Dog walks up wearing a pair of brown pants, a brown derby, and carrying a brown sun umbrella/cane combo, as a normal looking, completely individual canine! Dog says: "That's right; I left my miserable excuse for a brother!"

Rocko says: "But how, and why?" Dog angrily says: "Simple! My ignorant brother Cat insulted me for the last time! He had the nerve to say that I was the root cause of all the problems and the troubles he and I had ever been in, which is COMPLETELY untrue! I told him that I had enough of him berating me, and I said I was going to END our status of Catdog once and for all! He said that I would NEVER have the nerve to do it, and he even said that I would NEVER make it on my own! So I simply went to Randolph's, requested a full canine transfusion, I got a genetically created, fully pedigreed body ANY so-called mutt could wish for, and I dumped Cat and left him in that house of his! That will learn him! Let's see how long HE can last without my help in protecting him against those Greasers!" Stimpy says: "Sheesh! I never thought that DOG could actually have a temper! Ren, let's promise each other right now that we will NEVER get into a fight like that!"

Ren says: "Done and done!" Sniz says: "Another show that has two challengers representing their show for the first time; might be a more recent addition to the Nicktoons line-up, but their antics are still just as hilarious as any long running old-school favorite! From The Penguins of Madagascar, she's an active, feisty otter with a voice just like former MADtv comedienne Nicole Sullivan, and he's commander and leader of a four penguin squad in the New York City zoo, respectively, here's Marlene the Otter and Skipper the Penguin!" Marlene jumps out and says: "I'm so very happy to be here!" Skipper confidently walks up and says: "And so am I. My keen instinct tells me that the chances of me winning are 98.6% over the 1.4% that I might not win. So I don't intend on losing!" Marlene says: "It will be SO great to compete on this show! Finally, people all over the world will know the talented qualities of Marlene, the Sea Otter!" Treeflower says: "Looks like Lil won't be the only female who will keep me on my toes next season." Norbert says: "Especially if we both win slots as contestants in the 2nd season." Sniz says: "And you've all become acquainted with Blue Arrow. So last but definitely NOT least, are three new contestants from SpongeBob Squarepants! First off, she's the heiress to the Krabby Patty fortune with a strong, talented school career in cheerleading, everybody give it up for Pearl Krabs!"

Pearl stomps towards the other contestants and cheers: "Give me a P! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me an R! Give me an L! What does that spell? WINNER!" Patty says: "I don't get it." But Patrick drools unconsciously, stares dreamily and says: "But I do. Forget being dumped! I've just found the greatest love of my life! Pearl, your cheerleading is the best!" Pearl says: "Patrick! I had no idea that you thought my cheerleading was good!" Patrick says: "Not only that, but your fashion is in good taste, and you have the prettiest hair of any girl that I have ever seen!" Pearl says: "That's the nicest compliment ANY guy has ever given me! You're certainly a lot more charming than my OLD, worthless EX boyfriend Octavious Rex! I can definitely see you and me, going all the way to the Final Three!" Patrick says: "The pleasure's all yours!" Pearl says: "You're SO good with that!"(Confessional) Patrick says: "I guess the old saying is true. When life gives you lemons, you make sweet, icy, cool lemonade! And Pearl is worth 44 gallons of the sweetest lemonade anyone could taste! Plus, she's an heiress to an immense fortune! I'm not going to find a more worthy girlfriend than this!" (End Confessional)

SpongeBob says: "But I don't understand Pearl. If you've got your father's money to fall back on, why do you need to compete?" Pearl says: "It's actually my father who CONVINCED me to compete! He wanted me to get out of the house, try and earn money on my own, and help bring in endorsement deals for The Krusty Krab. I admit that I WAS initially against it. But if Patrick is by my side, I'm sure that this game show is going to be a blast!" SpongeBob says: "Well, I'm glad to hear that!" Sniz says: "And rounding out the cast of new contestants; we have a professional body-builder and a professional guru who promotes better bodies! Both hailing from the city of Bikini Bottom are two other SpongeBob Squarepants stars, Larry the Lobster, and the tanned seal, Craig Mammalton!" Angelica shouts: "WHAT?! CRAIG MAMMALTON, who has so far only appeared in the episode of Sun Bleached, is considered a star?!" Sniz says: "Not really, but he DID beat out a bunch of other potential contestants who wanted to compete in the show!"

Craig confidently says: "Don't worry about it. I'm a very reasonable guy! I don't force other people into doing stuff they don't like, I merely suggest that if they want to do something that I like to do, they have a choice on whether they want to do it or not. And by the way, I got to give you props, SpongeBob! You might not be the tannest sea creature alive, but you've still managed to get yourself one heck of a woman! I'm very proud of you!" SpongeBob says: "Thank you, Craig! (Seriously) I see that YOU'RE also here, LARRY! I hate to be the one to disappoint you, but Sandy Cheeks has already been spoken for!" Larry says: "Don't treat me like I'm some two-bit villain! I'm completely over her! (Under his breath) Or so I HOPE you think, especially since she deserves someone far stronger, faster, AND smarter than you LIKE ME especially after you TRICKED me into teaching YOU how to SWIM!" SpongeBob says: "What was that?" Larry resumes his normal tone and says: "Nothing, SpongeBob! I was muttering to myself, not to you! Carry on as you were!" Sniz says: "All right! You've met the rest, now it's time to determine the best! Out of the 24 contestants from season 1, who will be the 12 who get to play again in season 2?" Angelica says: "We ALL already know who's DEFINITELY going to be there! No need to congratulate me, I'm too modest!" Otto says: "Yeah, right!"

Sniz says: "There are 24 contestants who want to have fun, but only 12 tickets to ride! Which 12 lucky contestants will win a ticket to play on season 2 of our great show?! Stay tuned after the commercials and find out!" (Commercial Break) The 24 season one, contestants and the 12 new contestants for season 2 are now all in a building, which is a set from ANOTHER old-school Nickelodeon hit show, Nick Arcade! Ren asks: "Sniz, what are we doing in a building that hasn't seen the light of day for 16 years?" Sniz says: "Because, my favorite asthma-hound Chihuahua, it's WHERE the 24 season 1 contestants are going to compete for the 12 tickets to ride! Here's how it will work; there are NO guaranteed slots! The 12 finalists, who manage to outlast the other 12 contestants in the games you will play, will end up playing in season 2!" Aang says: "And what games will I be winning?" Patrick says: "Don't let the air fill your head TOO much, or else it might explode!" Sniz says: "I whole-heartedly agree. I don't know about winning, but what you will be playing IS...VIDEO GAMES!" Helga says: "You have GOT to be kidding us! You wanted us to be in peak physical condition for THAT?!" Sniz says: "But its video games played the Nick Arcade way, meaning that you guys will actually be going INSIDE the video games to play them!"

Chuckie says: "Even I can get behind that!" Sniz says: "And the best part of all is, the same system that will be powering the digitalization for your ability to play these video games, is through the magical power of the Fairy Godparents, and the Nintendo WII 3000! And that machine will also power some of the challenges you will perform on season 2! How cool is that?!" Doug says: "That sounds mega cool to me!" Sniz says: "Your games have been selected by random, and the same rules that apply to the games you play on a regular video game system, will also apply to you inside our magic powered machine! Remember, only the 12 finalists will win the 12 tickets to ride on our luxury limousine to Hollywood, Florida, where season 2 will be taking place!" Blue Arrow says: "I can't wait to compete there!" The door into the virtual world opens, and Sniz says: "24 contestants enter, but only 12 contestants will win! It's time to find out whom. Ready? Lights, camera, ACTION!!!!" And the 24 season contestants run through the door into the virtual world, and the door closes behind them! (Confessional) Pearl says: "I really hope that Patrick can prevail through this. My new boyfriend just HAS to be in season 2! It just wouldn't be as fun without him!" /

Larry says: "I'm going to be honest here. I REALLY hope that SpongeBRAT doesn't get into season 2!" / Haggis says: "Who do I hope to get into season 2? I don't want to play favorites, but if I had to choose, it would be my friends Ren Hoek, and Stimpy J. Cat! There are two laddies who can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to find out what our contestant's first game will be via our virtual screen, filmed by the virtual cameras populating the virtual world! And the game is-- (drum roll) --Space Invaders! Let's find out what happens!" In the video game, the 24 contestants each pilot a tank shooting down the invading Martian aliens! Although they start by invading slowly, the more that get eliminated, the faster the remaining aliens move! Finally, an alien shoots at and hits Daggett's ship, eliminating Daggett from the running and from season 2! Sniz says: "And here comes our first loser!" And Daggett appears in a roped off section of the audience called "Loser's Lounge!" Daggett says: "Spooty game! This NEVER would've happened on my home console!" Sniz says: "Time for game #2! And what we have is-- (drum roll) --Galaga! Let's see how our contestants fare!" In the video game, the 23 contestants each pilot a spaceship shooting at the weird alien ships and creatures trying to crash and destroy the contestants' virtual lives!

Though it takes some time, Chuckie loses all of his ships and magically appears in "Loser's Lounge" as well! Sniz says: "And now we have loser #2! Chuckie says: "So much for doing better in season 2!" Sniz says: "Time for our third game! This time, it is-- (drum roll) --Frogger! Let's hope they don't CROAK!" In the game, the contestants ride on the back of frogs and steer them to avoid vehicles and jump onto moving logs. But Patty Mayonnaise keeps misjudging the speed of the logs and therefore keeps landing in the water, and thusly gets eliminated into "Loser's Lounge!" Sniz says: "It looks like our third loser is ALL wet!" Patty says: "And now my hair perm is all ruined! It's going to take FOREVER to fix it!" Sniz says: "Hopefully, it won't take forever to play game #4 which is-- (drum roll) --Q*Bert ! I sure hope they have a HOPPING good time!" In the game, the contestants each got to light up their own set of boxes so that they will be a certain color in a certain order, and they have to do this while NOT stomping on deadly enemies! Despite being careful, Bunny ends up hopping onto enemies too many times, and gets eliminated right into "Loser's Lounge!" Sniz says: "Looks like Bunny won't be hopping down the rabbit trail anytime soon!" Bunny says: "You can say that again, ouch!" Sniz says: "And now it's time for game #5! This time, they face-- (drum roll) --Paperboy! Let's hope their throwing arms are good!"

In the game, the contestants have to throw newspapers at specified places in order to win points, and by throwing them in the wrong places, they lose points! While everyone does fairly well, one contestant tries TOO hard! Helga G. Patacki keeps throwing her newspapers too hard and breaking the objects she's supposed to land the papers on, and eventually gets eliminated into "Loser's Lounge" for racking up negative points! Sniz says: "Loser #5 is no longer alive as a valid contestant! She's thrown herself out!" Helga says: "Fine! So I had an off day! Big deal!" Sniz says: "Speaking of big deals, let's get our kicks with game #6! The rocking game is-- (drum roll) --Off Road Challenge! It is time to find out who has a drive to win!" In the game, the contestants have to ride dirt cars around curvy, bumpy, twisting tracks! But Lil Deville has a TERRIBLE time as she keeps driving the wrong way and she keeps bumping into things! By coming in last on the racing track, she is eliminated from the running into "Loser's Lounge!" Sniz says: "What a strange sixth loser for us! I didn't expect to see YOU here!" Lil says: "Me neither! This is so crazy!" Sniz says: "Let's see what crazy antics they have to face in game #7! Their crazy challenge is-- (drum roll) --Ice Climbers! Can they climb all the way to the top? Let's find out!"

In the game, the 18 contestants are tied together in pairs of 2 and have to jump their way to the top while avoiding snow balls, icicles, evil polar bears and birds! Both Roger Plotz and Doug Funny get frozen in an ice cube from a polar bear's frozen breath, and they slide to the bottom of the mountain, out of the competition and into "Loser's Lounge!" Sniz says: "And we have Loser's #7 & #8! How 'ice' to see you!" Roger Plotz says: "Bad pun!" Doug says: "Roger, I blame you for this!" Sniz says: "It's time to look great for game #8! The great game is-- (drum roll) --Super Street Fighter II Turbo! Who will prevail?!" In the game, each of the 16 contestants gets randomly picked to represent one of the 16 available fighters in the video game. They then have to randomly fight against each other! Aang, who has the misfortune to represent Dhalsilm, doesn't last too long against the stronger fighters, and gets eliminated first out of the fight into "Loser's Lounge!" Sniz says: "Loser #9, what happened? I thought for sure you were going to win!" Aang says: "I should have to! But at least now I can focus on promoting my live action movie which M. Night Shamalyan has promised me that it WON'T be released until its absolutely PERFECT like me!" Daggett says: "Aang, M. Night Shamalyan already RELEASED that movie, and it wasn't perfect!"

Aang screams: "WHAT?!!! (He pulls out a cell phone) I'm getting to the bottom of this RIGHT now!" Sniz says: "But right now, we need to focus on game #9! The game we will focus on is-- (drum roll) --The Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past! Now THERE'S a game that will NEVER just be for playing in the past!" In the video game, the 15 contestants each get paired off into 5 teams of 3, with every 3 contestants wearing a matching colored Link tunic! The contestants than have to start slashing against each other and avoid being damaged by monsters in order to not lose their digital lives! But Angelica is TERRIBLE at fencing against the other contestants, and the remaining contestants (save for Otto) gang up on her and eliminate her from the game and into "Loser's Lounge!" Sniz says: "Loser #10, it's the mean girl once again!" Angelica says: "That game WAS RIGGED! I want a do-over!" Sniz says: "Sorry, no do-over for you! And now for one last game, and we saved the best for last! It's-- (loudest drum roll yet) --Super Smash Bros. Brawl! Who will be our final two losers this time? It's time for them to play and find out themselves!" In the game, the 14 contestants get paired up into 7 pairs of 2, with the pair that gets knocked out first, losing. And they play in the stage of Delfino Plaza.

Though Phoebe and Jimmy Neutron try their best while representing Jigglypuff and Kirby, they are unable to match the brawn of the other contestants, and they are eventually knocked out of the screen, fly into the background, and get eliminated from the game into "Loser's Lounge!" Sniz says: "And it's all over! And our final losers, Mr. and Ms. Loser #11 & #12; its Jimmy Neutron and Phoebe Hyerdahl!" Phoebe says: "I'm shocked! I thought my brains would win it!" Jimmy says: "I thought my mad skills would win it!" Sniz says: "It's time to open up the virtual door! And here come our winners who have won the 12 tickets to ride! Ren Hoek, Patrick Star, Treeflower Fields, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Norbert McHandsome, Rocko A. Wallaby, SpongeBob Esquire, Stinky J. Cat, Otto Rocket, Sandy Cheeks, and Stimpy J. Cat! You will ALL be playing in season 2, without any of the losing contestants to help you!" Stimpy says: "You mean; Lil can't come with us?" Angelica says: "Too bad, so sad! At least you can live knowing the misery I feel not being able to participate in season 2!" Stinky says: "Actually, that's not true! Sniz, I'd like to make a request on behalf of Stimpy and myself!" Sniz says: "And what request would that be?"

Stinky says: "I'd like it to be shown on the record that for season 2, Stimpy and I will be functioning as one player. I will stay by him at all times and together as one player, we will play through the challenges. If that is all right with you, than you would need one more contestant to make for 12 total contestants." Angelica screams: "WHAT?! You can't DO THAT!" Sniz says: "Well, it IS a little unusual. But since Stinky has made a valid offer, I simply can't refuse! Lil, you're in after all!" Lil says: "YES! I will get to play!" Angelica yells: "Why HER and not ME?!" Sniz says: "Simple. A, I don't like you. B. Lil made it further in the game than YOU did in the last season, so she had priority!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "The nerve of those guys! Excluding ME from season 2! If they thought I was bad before, they're REALLY in for it now!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "As for the rest of you in Loser's Lounge, your dreams of making any money out of our series ends here, as well as your quest for fame. But you will STILL have a say what happens in season 2, as you will be watching the action from the Loser's Lounge hotel that's ALSO located in Hollywood, Florida!" (Confessional) Bunny says: "Isn't this great, Jimmy?! We get to stay for another season!" Jimmy says: "Just to watch, though." Bunny says: "That's okay. We'd watch from home anyways." /

Aang says: "NOT in the game?! And M. Night Shamalyan releases MY movie WITHOUT waiting until I got it absolutely PERFECT?!!! Somebody is SO going to pay for this!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "To the 12 contestants from season 1 and the 12 new contestants, you will have two days to relax in Hollywood, Florida before the new season officially starts! Be prepared for anything!" Blue Arrow says: "I'm ALWAYS prepared for anything!" Sniz says: "Because the next time you see us, you'll be seeing the drama of Total Cartoon Action!" Rancid Rabbit says: "And it's going to be VERY big indeed!" / Episode Notes: The 12 returning contestants from season 1 are: Ren Hoek, Patrick Star, Treeflower Fields, Susie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Norbert McHandsome, Rocko A. Wallaby, SpongeBob Esquire, Lil Deville, Otto Rocket, Sandy Cheeks, and Stinky J. Cat with Stimpy J. Cat (the last two functioning as one contestant.) The 12 new contestants in season 2 are: Blue Arrow, Judy Funny, Gerald Fitzgerald, Rhonda Lloyd Wellington III, Haggis McHaggis, Rancid Rabbit, Dog, Marlene the Otter, Skipper the Penguin, Pearl Krabs, Larry the Lobster, and Craig Mammalton! / Stay tuned for the first episode of "Total Cartoon Action!"

I'm excited, this was the part where I stopped reading at TV.com. I've been dying to read Season 2!