Super Sponge Bros!

Coming in August...

Can,'t wait,

I've decided to start earlier. New episode every 2 or 3 days!!!!! Today marks the first.

Super Sponge Bros!!!!

Episode 1: Rounding Up the Contestants

A fish walks into the middle of a blank screen and begins to speak.

“Hello,” the fish said. “My name is Edgar Chris Riley. Please call me Chris, if you mind. I hate the name Edgar. It’s too......old school. I am the host of the newest show out there to date, Super Sponge Bros! Have you ever heard of Super Smash Bros? Sort of a spin-off on that. You’re probably wondering, ‘Will we see kitchen sponges fighting? Is this really entertainment?’ Well, let me answer both of those questions. Numbre uno: There will hopefully be sea sponges, and not just sea sponges, but starfish, squid-octopus-things, and even a squirrel! Number dva (yes, I know some Russian too): Of course this will be entertaining! IT’S SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL!!!!” He finished with a semi-maniacal laugh. He cleared his throat and continued.

“This is the breakdown: We will get 24 contestants and put them head to head in painful competitions to see who gets smashed first. It will be a tourney that will be stretched for, well, the entire series. There will be drama, a little romance, AND LOTS AND LOTS OF FIGHTING ACTION!!! After each round, the loser will go home, and lose the chance of winning 1,000,000 dollars! In CASH! No check, no promises, in CASH!!!! Well, I’m off to get the contestants. Be right back!” Chris walked off to the right as the theme played.

(Theme song: (In the beautiful key of A major!!!!!)

I wanna go smash!
I wanna go serve!
I wanna go give ‘em what they deserve!
I wanna be champ!
I really wanna win!
And this is where the journey begiiiiiiiiiiiiiins.....(Counterpart: Journey begiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins........)
(Shouted) GET SMASHED!)

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SpongeBob is watching T.V one day with Patrick and Sandy as a head pops out of the T.V. It was Chris’s head!

“Hey, guys!” Chris began. “How’s it going?”

“Holy hell!” Sandy screamed. “You scared us!”

“We were fine until you scared us.” SpongeBob said.

“Mayonnaise....” Patrick pondered.

“I think me coming here will turn into the most important moment of your life!” Chris said. “I’m about to give you the chance of being in the newest show to date: Super Sponge Bros!!!”

“Hmm.....” SpongeBob thought. “That seems fitting.”

“Well, if you’re doing it, then I am doing it.” Sandy agreed.

“Mayonnaise.” Patrick continued to ponder.

“Uh, sir, do you want to-“ Chris started.

“Sounds like fun!!!” Patrick interjected.

“Good!” Chris said, as he disappeared.

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Chris also rounded up Mr. Krabs, Scooter, Squidward, Squilliam, Pearl, Plankton, Karen, Gary, No Name, Old Man Jenkins, Man Ray, Dirty Bubble, Flying Dutchman, Mrs. Puff, Flatts, Stanley, Jim, Tom, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Patchy. They all were in the competition!!!!!!! We were just going to have to see what would happen.....

Until next time, my viewing friends.........

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First episode! Not much, just saying who's in it and info crap. Please review!!!!