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I request a review for kids these days.

Dragiiin123 wrote:I request a review for kids these days.

A+.

Also, somebody review Crime Journals.

Santa Dog wrote:

Dragiiin123 wrote:I request a review for kids these days.

A+.

Also, somebody review Crime Journals.

I will, give me a minute.

All right, Wumbo don't get pissed at me for DPing, but here is my review.

Crime Journals: A+

This is awesime, Santa Dog. I love it. It's so intersting to see what happens. And there is usually a twist at the end. Your like a dick. Not the penis dick, but Dick as in like detective. Amazing! Keep going with it.

webizoid345 wrote:Your like a dick. Not the penis dick, but Dick as in like detective.

Sigged.

You are seriously like, the most entertaining person on these boards right now. xD

Wumbology wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:Your like a dick. Not the penis dick, but Dick as in like detective.

Sigged.

You are seriously like, the most entertaining person on these boards right now. xD

Thanks, I do my best.

webizoid345 wrote: Your like a dick. Not the penis dick, but Dick as in like detective. Amazing! Keep going with it.

Dick Tracey?

Dragiiin123 wrote:

webizoid345 wrote: Your like a dick. Not the penis dick, but Dick as in like detective. Amazing! Keep going with it.

Dick Tracey?

Uh...sure.

Super Squad A
Pretty solid so far. Favorite episode is the 3rd one.

TurtleKermit: A

Good series. It's it's funny in so many ways. GOOD.

Someone review Blood and Bones!

tvguy347 wrote:Someone review Blood and Bones!

I will.

coughsomeonereviewthenewCrimeJournalscough

I'll review yours and you review Dragon tales!
A+
This one was awesome. Kept me on the edge of my seat while reading
GOOD

With pleasure
My score: A- (Not an A+ bandwagon boarder)
Fond that the case was British for once and the letters published by the guilty party were strange, but chuckleworthy:P However, it seems like most of your referred homicides involve an unfortunate fate of the culprint. Guess I should be kind of indifferent, though BTW, where are you receiving this data? I'm only wondering...

Blood and Bones is so much better than Crime Files. But, I think I'll create something a bit more..."readable." I don't think people will read it because it's to long and their too lazy.

tvguy347 wrote:Blood and Bones is so much better than Crime Files. But, I think I'll create something a bit more..."readable." I don't think people will read it because it's to long and their too lazy.

Memory and Vengeance is so much better than Blood and Bones and Crime Files. Mostly because it's an actual book and not whatever you guys are writing.

But you all have to wait till November to read it. Mwuahahahahaha.

Dragon Tales: A+

Its so amazing... you sure have a large vocabulary along with extensive knowledge of dragons and mythology.

terminoob wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:Blood and Bones is so much better than Crime Files. But, I think I'll create something a bit more..."readable." I don't think people will read it because it's to long and their too lazy.

Memory and Vengeance is so much better than Blood and Bones and Crime Files. Mostly because it's an actual book and not whatever you guys are writing.

But you all have to wait till November to read it. Mwuahahahahaha.

Did you write it?

And I actually plan to be a writer after/during college, so give me feedback.

Rusty's Raping Rampage - A+++++

Awesome, simply awesome

Rusty's Raping Rampage- Funniest thing I ever read .
Grade:A+++++

Rusty's Raping Rampage - A

It's not giving my eyes an orgasm or anything. But it's still great.

I request a review for Kamen Rider Kizuna(The first epi, atleast)

ExKizuna wrote:I request a review for Kamen Rider Kizuna(The first epi, atleast)

Well, I guess this looks like a job for me.

Kamen Rider Kizuna- B+

That was good. It was funny for the most part, I enjoyed reading it, and there were no actual flaws that I can think of. Nice job. Yeah, short review, I know.

Post Fiction: A

Post Fiction, one of my favorite lit.s, and not saying it because i'm in it . It's usually so EPIC! There are flaws, but who cares? I mean, it's such a wide story for all of these SBC members, and usually a great read. Oh, and this is all on an iPhone? Holeh shit, brah!

Also, the length. Not too long, not too short. Love it! I wish it was longer though...Thursday might start that? Anehway, the story is so engrossing. So many different members, leads to an awesome cast. Also, Edmasterchaos? Damn, brings back memories... But, about the members...

A lot of the members are NOTHING like they are on here, and for some it's good, but for a couple... Eh. like, sbiscool? Sbs1fan? I can see where you're going with it, though; Not trying to leave anyone out. I like it. Just bugged me a little, that's all brah.

Oh, and thank god that this isn't a full on lulz-fest anymore. I admit, hated it when it first came out, but then you made it longer, and a bit more serious. A great choice, because if that didn't happen, I wouldn't like it and wouldn't be writing this review-Well, I probably would, but it wouldn't be nice.

Good enough, OMJ?

That'll do, Ex. That'll do.

I'm like Clappy when it comes to length. I don't really care to make it some big clusterfuck, just as long as I get from point A to point B in the best way to play it all out possible. But since I'm getting back on the desktop come Thursday, you can expect more I hope. I'd love to make battles go on for more than just one episode, especially the climactic ones. I appreciate the review, Ex.

Post Fiction: A+

Wow. A true achievement in the genre of fiction literature, Post Fiction (Formerly known as Imposter SOF's Mallet Massacre) truly represents how far mankind has evolved when it comes to writing.
In the first chapter, our protagonist (called Imposter SOF) enters a Starbucks with a blood curdling smirk, foreshadowing the rest of the story. He then begins attacking everyone with his so-called "Me Mallet," and most of them wind up dead. This is to symbolize how us as a society have come to accept violence as an everyday occurrence nearly anywhere (such as in a coffee shop, of all places.
In the second installment, we open with Imposter SOF opening a door, asking "WHAT'S YER OFFER?" This non sequitor is clearly a homage to the surrealists of the 1920's and 30's, and the cult classic Cartoon Network show Courage the Cowardly Dog. After that, another character is described. He is referred to as OMJ. Whether that stands for something, i'm not sure. It turns out, OMJ is a Hawaiian man under the age of 62. He asks to use Imposter SOF's phone, to which SOF replies "WE DON'T WANT ANY!?!?" and slams the door. After that, Imposter SOF goes to his computer to pick a fight with Justin Bieber fans on Youtube. It is clear here that the writer wants to add in a dash of realism, and succeeds in doing so. After, this OMJ breaks open the door and asks to use the phone again, and SOF continues to refuse. After that, Imposter SOF yells "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" in a possible reference to the video game series known as Crash Bandicoot. This angers OMJ, who refers to him as a racist. After this, they break into a fight. It clearly symbolizes how upset us as human beings get over small things, like words. We end with OMJ being defeated and Imposter SOF being victorious. This sets us up for the next chapter.
The rest of the series is this repeated, but with different, genius, results every time. If you are reading this, please take the time to read as many installments of this series as you can.

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i love it man

Elastic Dog wrote:sbc towne At
i love it man

Post Fiction - B
SOF stories are always funny ^^ . This is a nice read when your bored mostly.