Woahwoah Reviews

Plot: Woahwoah runs out of ideas of shows to review...then he comes across the Lits and Spin-Offs.

Yeah, simply this is a short series where Spin-Offs and Lits are reviewed in his trademarks style. I will not be entirely involved with this, cuz' I'm planning on having like a couple more for my writing staff or so. Yeah, if you want to be in the staff, then you are honored. This will premiere some time in August, starting with a review of-

Audience: BIKINI TOP!

No, I'm actually starting off with RRR.

Oh geez, this will get seriously lulzy. Looking forward to it.

Awesome!

1. Rusty's Raping Rampage.

Woahwoah sits down in his chair, next to his desk, and faces the camera, and starts by saying, "Oh hello, my name is Woahwoah, and I love reviewing bad shows. This is my own review show. I've ran out of ideas for stuff to review, and it seems to appear that I have reviewed one of everything. You may have read my reviews of such great failures such as Oobi, Wow Wow Wubbzy, Special Agent Oso, and Caillou."

The audience snicker softly, as Woahwoah convinces them that he had to review something.

"So, what am I going to review today? I came across this horrible show, I mean...why does everybody love it so much?" Woahwoah said.

Rusty's Raping Rampage logo appears and Woahwoah begins the review.

"So first off, I hate all the characters!"
"Why? Because they're all jerks! And I happen to hate every single jerk in history of television."
"In the first episode, the first customer is SOF."
"They rape him! They rape somebody who just happens to be innocent!"
"I know what people are trying to prove there, but it doesn't ring a bell."

Then, the word "Joke," appears in big bold letters.

"Nope, still doesn't ring a bell."
"The worst part is, it happens to any other member!"
"But for once, they try to rape somebody who is actually a jerk!"
"No, not Mr. Krabs, not Lindsay Lohan...but WhaleBlubber!"
"But WhaleBlubber lives! Why does he live?"
"Now, before I continue, these characters are just horrible!"
"The most idiotic out of all of them is Rusty, cuz' he's smart!"
"SassyGirl is...well...Sassy."
"Now LAT...his character is just so familiar...oh yeah, Hank from King of the Kill! They ripped off KotH!"
"And there's another word people are trying to prove here, and I'm not fully understood about it..."

The word "Parody" appears in big bold letters.

"Nope, I still don't get it."
"Then there's LobsterM who likes lobsters. We got JohnDoe who speaks in smilies! What kind of genius makes him uses smiles in his sentences? That's just dumb!"
"Sad thing is, they die in Season 2, really!"
"And then we got an even worse collection. Derren who is a rip-off of those memebase trolls, and Dale who is a rip-off of Dale from King of the Kill!"
"They made Dale almost exactly like Dale from the original, MAN!"
"Elastic Dog sure can't keep his hate to a minimum, cuz' he made an episode about me!"
"And I get raped!"
"He's like CakeyBagelSoup, but a different person, and he's a huge jerk like anybody else! And to think I apologized 6 months late."
"Oh, and I didn't forget the humor about this show."
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Poop jokes, definately not funny? People getting raped, that's not funny either!"
"And...oh...my...god!"
"Why did Clappy make fun of me too!?"
Later in Season 4, he made an episode totally dissing Phineas and Ferb!"
"It's not that bad!"
"And I get raped again!"
"Seriously, why couldn't they just rape that idiot Lindsay Lohan, or that Disney icon killing sellout, Miley Cyrus, or that annoying girl Justin Bieber?"
"I had it with this show. RRR is dog poop! Also, Fanboy and Chum Chum is worse than this."
"And I'll see you for another review."

The End.

Steel: Seriously though, Rusty's Raping Rampage kicks ass.

I eagerly await the next installment.

I lol'd. This was grand!

Oh and Steel, I like Phineas and Ferb, so I am not making fun of it for the lulz if that helps your love/hate relationship with it.

lol. xD Can't wait for the next one.

Clappy wrote:I lol'd. This was grand!

Oh and Steel, I like Phineas and Ferb, so I am not making fun of it for the lulz if that helps your love/hate relationship with it.

yea, i also agree with Steel with same thing. btw, got any more P&F related ep of RRR

SOF wrote:

Clappy wrote:I lol'd. This was grand!

Oh and Steel, I like Phineas and Ferb, so I am not making fun of it for the lulz if that helps your love/hate relationship with it.

yea, i also agree with Steel with same thing. btw, got any more P&F related ep of RRR

I'm not part of the RRR team SOF.

But I would love to guest write more episodes if jjs and Elastic want me too.

hey hey hey back when woahwoah was popular werent you complaining about it?

1. Rusty's Raping Rampage
2. SOA: The Reboot

Woahwoah is in his same desk, and starts off exclaiming, "Spin-Off Action: Reboot...WHAT DID I JUST READ!?"

"And what the heck are those characters anyway? Are they part of the spin-off?"
"First, I have one complaint to share!"
"The first song used is by Laga Gaga! Who in the bright mind would use a song from that Rebecca-Black-defending-moron!?"
"The host is Perch Perkins, that one dude who is a rip-off of Chirs McClean!"
"And of course, we get a mention from something called Clapmaster Entertainment Studios!"
"Why praise dat guy? I mean...look at RRR."
"The reboot is created by tvguy347, who's oddly familiar...nope, I see nothing."
"And darn, Perch Perkins is so loud!"
"The first tribe is called the Fish Hookers! What?"
"Did he just watch Fish Hooks and came up with that?"
"Now the teamates are from other shows or spin-offs I don't care about!"
"And Rusty is in it. WHY!? He was...a. No-Good. Jerk!...and I don't recall him being in a spin-off."
"The next tribe is called the Simple-Minded Carrots!"
"What kind of genius would name a tribe after a vegetable that's apart from underwater?"
"I remember when I named my science project team after a fruit!"
"And the third tribe...the're stuck! That's right, THEY'RE STUCK! In the Kelp Forest!"
"So what's next?"
*Born This Way plays again*
"NO, no, no! I don't want to listen to that song again first!"
"One line said from one of the contestants, and it already gives me the willies!"
"Why? It's too much CUSSING! Is this Spin-Off Action, or South Park?"
"Now Naomi is a jerk! And she's a rip-off of Heather from the Total Drama series!"
"And then we see Black Jesus! That's right, Black Jesus!"
"He makes no sense! It was never explained why he was there, we didn't get to know tribe he was on first, and he's black!"
"And just so you think things can't get worse..."
"We got a rape scene. Rusty raped Naomi!"
"Now Sebastion...Naomi hates him, and he didn't say anything, but he helps the whole rape thing."
"That's just wierd."
"Next we got Skowarde, and he's a rip-off of Squidward!"
"We also have Gakuto, Fred, and Erika. Now, Erika is an idiot, why? Cuz' she's smart."
"Then that jerk Naomi forms an alliance with Erika and Fred."
"FRED WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER! And he was the best actor, unlike those Disney Channel sellouts."
"Oh, and Naomi mentioned something about vampires? What, does that mean she was that emo girl in Twilight?"
"And then Erika tells her off in her confessional! She wants her to die, and hates her...tiny boobs?"
"Kinda harsh...and TMI."
"Then it's back to that stupid Rusty, who wants to rape some more, and he bit Zed's arm!"
"Why is hethere? He iz a negatrve infleunce!"
*One person from the audience coughs*
"I made misspellings? What am I, an idiot?"
"Cody made me cry! He cussed a lot...in just one sentence!"
"And WhaleBlubber's there...and guess what?
"HE'S NOT FUNNY! And so is the rest of the spin-off!"
"WhaleBlubber then forms an alliance, and Ava says something about her...well, that word is just disturbing."
"And sex happens!"
"Don't worry Pablo, you're not the only one saddened by this."
"And then Ava forms an alliance with Mango!"
"Wait, didn't she form an alliance with WhaleBlubber and Cody earlier?"
"Now Mango is annoying, I mean...she's loud!"
"I just want to smack her with the door so hard..."
"Moments later, the next tribe have a discussion, and we see Spongdob."
"And Spongdob is a rip-off of Ed from EEnE!"
"Also, I never heard of him, he was supposed to be in something...but I guess Spongdob didn't exist yet."
"And when Log said "too black," for Black Jesus...that's where I started hating him!"
"I mean, he's like Chris Brown, expect that comment wasn't involved, and the fact that Log didn't punch somebody. You know...he's similar cuz' he's a jerk!"
"And FINALLY the big challenge begins!"
"And it's kind of boring, so I'm going to wrap this up..."
"So contestants make it through the planks, and some don't blah blah blah, and-"
*a clip of Mindy falling on her clevage is shown*
"BOOBS!" My childhood...my licorice-"
*Woahwoah ends up passing out from trauma. A mysterious character shows up*

"Oh, I didn't hear you come in," the character known as Ask That-tvguy said."
"So, this is a review of a certain spin-off, and it seems that I'm going to finish it."
"Mindy loses balance on a plank, and falls on her cups."
"I threw up...eight times."
"And the tribe named after carrots score victory."
"Eventually the team in last place boot off Sebastion.."
"Who did nothing but volunteer for such of a rape scene."
"This spin-off was vulgar, the humour was nothin', but the rest of the spin-off is just as fine. It's adequite."
*Ask That-tvguy then sees Woahwoah who was getting up*
"And join me for another...review," Woahwoah said.

The End.

Steel: Seriously though, SOA: The Reboot lacks deceny, unlike the original.
-------------------
NOTES/TRIVIA:

Character Debuts: Ask That-tvguy

Steel Sponge wrote:1. Rusty's Raping Rampage
2. SOA: The Reboot

Woahwoah is in his same desk, and starts off exclaiming, "Spin-Off Action: Reboot...WHAT DID I JUST READ!?"

"And what the heck are those characters anyway? Are they part of the spin-off?"
"First, I have one complaint to share!"
"The first song used is by Laga Gaga! Who in the bright mind would use a song from that Rebecca-Black-defending-moron!?"
"The host is Perch Perkins, that one dude who is a rip-off of Chirs McClean!"
"And of course, we get a mention from something called Clapmaster Entertainment Studios!"
"Why praise dat guy? I mean...look at RRR."
"The reboot is created by tvguy347, who's oddly familiar...nope, I see nothing."
"And darn, Perch Perkins is so loud!"
"The first tribe is called the Fish Hookers! What?"
"Did he just watch Fish Hooks and came up with that?"
"Now the teamates are from other shows or spin-offs I don't care about!"
"And Rusty is in it. WHY!? He was...a. No-Good. Jerk!...and I don't recall him being in a spin-off."
"The next tribe is called the Simple-Minded Carrots!"
"What kind of genius would name a tribe after a vegetable that's apart from underwater?"
"I remember when I named my science project team after a fruit!"
"And the third tribe...the're stuck! That's right, THEY'RE STUCK! In the Kelp Forest!"
"So what's next?"
*Born This Way plays again*
"NO, no, no! I don't want to listen to that song again first!"
"One line said from one of the contestants, and it already gives me the willies!"
"Why? It's too much CUSSING! Is this Spin-Off Action, or South Park?"
"Now Naomi is a jerk! And she's a rip-off of Heather from the Total Drama series!"
"And then we see Black Jesus! That's right, Black Jesus!"
"He makes no sense! It was never explained why he was there, we didn't get to know tribe he was on first, and he's black!"
"And just so you think things can't get worse..."
"We got a rape scene. Rusty raped Naomi!"
"Now Sebastion...Naomi hates him, and he didn't say anything, but he helps the whole rape thing."
"That's just wierd."
"Next we got Skowarde, and he's a rip-off of Squidward!"
"We also have Gakuto, Fred, and Erika. Now, Erika is an idiot, why? Cuz' she's smart."
"Then that jerk Naomi forms an alliance with Erika and Fred."
"FRED WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER! And he was the best actor, unlike those Disney Channel sellouts."
"Oh, and Naomi mentioned something about vampires? What, does that mean she was that emo girl in Twilight?"
"And then Erika tells her off in her confessional! She wants her to die, and hates her...tiny boobs?"
"Kinda harsh...and TMI."
"Then it's back to that stupid Rusty, who wants to rape some more, and he bit Zed's arm!"
"Why is hethere? He iz a negatrve infleunce!"
*One person from the audience coughs*
"I made misspellings? What am I, an idiot?"
"Cody made me cry! He cussed a lot...in just one sentence!"
"And WhaleBlubber's there...and guess what?
"HE'S NOT FUNNY! And so is the rest of the spin-off!"
"WhaleBlubber then forms an alliance, and Ava says something about her...well, that word is just disturbing."
"And sex happens!"
"Don't worry Pablo, you're not the only one saddened by this."
"And then Ava forms an alliance with Mango!"
"Wait, didn't she form an alliance with WhaleBlubber and Cody earlier?"
"Now Mango is annoying, I mean...she's loud!"
"I just want to smack her with the door so hard..."
"Moments later, the next tribe have a discussion, and we see Spongdob."
"And Spongdob is a rip-off of Ed from EEnE!"
"Also, I never heard of him, he was supposed to be in something...but I guess Spongdob didn't exist yet."
"And when Log said "too black," for Black Jesus...that's where I started hating him!"
"I mean, he's like Chris Brown, expect that comment wasn't involved, and the fact that Log didn't punch somebody. You know...he's similar cuz' he's a jerk!"
"And FINALLY the big challenge begins!"
"And it's kind of boring, so I'm going to wrap this up..."
"So contestants make it through the planks, and some don't blah blah blah, and-"
*a clip of Mindy falling on her clevage is shown*
"BOOBS!" My childhood...my licorice-"
*Woahwoah ends up passing out from trauma. A mysterious character shows up*

"Oh, I didn't hear you come in," the character known as Ask That-tvguy said."
"So, this is a review of a certain spin-off, and it seems that I'm going to finish it."
"Mindy loses balance on a plank, and falls on her cups."
"I threw up...eight times."
"And the tribe named after carrots score victory."
"Eventually the team in last place boot off Sebastion.."
"Who did nothing but volunteer for such of a rape scene."
"This spin-off was vulgar, the humour was nothin', but the rest of the spin-off is just as fine. It's adequite."
*Ask That-tvguy then sees Woahwoah who was getting up*
"And join me for another...review," Woahwoah said.

The End.

Steel: Seriously though, SOA: The Reboot lacks deceny, unlike the original.
-------------------
NOTES/TRIVIA:

Character Debuts: Ask That-tvguy

I LOVE YOU.

1. Rusty's Raping Rampage
2. SOA: The Reboot
3. Underwater Survivor: SBC Style

"So let's see, what am I going to review today? I'll tell you: Underwater Survivor!" Woahwoah said.
"It's an old one, back in late 2009, didn't take long to find."
"And it's hosted by....wait a minute...I'M REVIEWING THE WRONG UWS!"
"This is SBC Style, I wonder what it is."
"So it's hosted by Jjs, and co-hosted by 70s."
"This show is a rip-off of Survivor and the Total Drama series!"
"So when everybody arrived, some random people had a pointless argument about TV shows!"
"So then Jjs assigns them their first challenge."
"And it's bad, I mean, why does the scene have to go back and forth?"
"Oh, and why is Bob_Ball in this show?"
"Did you remember what he did last year?"
"I went on a penguin expedition because of that!"
"On the first challenge, Goose-a-bumpsfan is eliminated for thinking too much about Phineas and Ferb!"
"That's stupid, totally makes the people who voted for him a complete moron!"
"So then there's this challenge where people have to not fall asleep."
"SOUNDS FAMILIAR?"
"And then Stee-ull Spongey and the Captain Planet dude arrive for the challenge."
"How come they didn't show up before? They were on a mother-FUDGE-ing boat!"
"Poorly lame excuse."
"The problem is that the Captain Planet dude doesn't have much respect."
"But Wumbology gets eliminated by eating cherries!"
"Who would violate somebody for eating cherries?"
"That's not funny!"
"The voters are still idiots!"
"Then the contestants have to fight their worst enemies, and I was upset!"
"We got a mother-FUDGE-ing ship, Goose-a-bumpsfan, a stupid version of MacinTosh, WhaleBlubber, AND NO JUSTIN BIEBER, MILEY CYRUS, OR LINDSEY LOHAN!?"
"And then the Captain Planet dude pulls off a Harold and votes off SpongeSebastian."
"Does the writer have respect for such tragedy."
*In small letters, the words "Yes he does" appears for 3 seconds*
"Eh, whatever."
"Then there's that Aftermath show, and the semi-co-host Captain52 is a rip-off of Blainely!"
"Even though he's a dude."
"So let's skip that, and there's a challenge based on Eurobricks."
"While the contestants were acting like idiots, Captain52 idiotically eliminates Elastic Dog!"
"For the excuse of hating him!"
"Then the contestants hit Rock Bottom, and have to do challenges based on getting keys."
"SOUND FAMILIAR?"
"Then Spongebobs1fan was like "No more mister nice guy" and sneaks his way out of elimination and gets Stee-ull Spongey out."
"WHY?"
"I'll never forget the one positive thing he said to me!"
*Shows a comment from a few months ago*
"Seriously, does the writer LOVE Team STFU and hate Team Algae?"
"He's not a fair and righteous dude after all, in contribution to nothing in the show being funny."
"In the Lost City, things got annoying!"
"The contestants sung Friday, and did a song for the third round!"
"Those ear-splitting songs are horrible, and the contestants can't sing, is this Glee?"
"And did I mention I hate a lot of songs from TV?"
"And then the rip-off of the Shadow Triad eliminate Captain52 and..."
"You know...I'm just going to skip this."
*Woahwoah then sees a clip showing Rusty*
"RUSTY IS IN THIS SPIN-OFF/SHOW TOO?"
"STOP FOLLOWING ME RUSTY!"
"What do you want from me!?"
*Woahwoah then breaks into song and sings Adam Lambert's song*
"What do you want from me-ee!?"
"Bottom line, it sucks."
"And I'll see you for another review."

Steel: I hope you enjoyed my own work.

Steel Sponge wrote:1. Rusty's Raping Rampage
2. SOA: The Reboot
3. Underwater Survivor: SBC Style

"So let's see, what am I going to review today? I'll tell you: Underwater Survivor!" Woahwoah said.
"It's an old one, back in late 2009, didn't take long to find."
"And it's hosted by....wait a minute...I'M REVIEWING THE WRONG UWS!"
"This is SBC Style, I wonder what it is."
"So it's hosted by Jjs, and co-hosted by 70s."
"This show is a rip-off of Survivor and the Total Drama series!"
"So when everybody arrived, some random people had a pointless argument about TV shows!"
"So then Jjs assigns them their first challenge."
"And it's bad, I mean, why does the scene have to go back and forth?"
"Oh, and why is Bob_Ball in this show?"
"Did you remember what he did last year?"
"I went on a penguin expedition because of that!"
"On the first challenge, Goose-a-bumpsfan is eliminated for thinking too much about Phineas and Ferb!"
"That's stupid, totally makes the people who voted for him a complete moron!"
"So then there's this challenge where people have to not fall asleep."
"SOUNDS FAMILIAR?"
"And then Stee-ull Spongey and the Captain Planet dude arrive for the challenge."
"How come they didn't show up before? They were on a mother-FUDGE-ing boat!"
"Poorly lame excuse."
"The problem is that the Captain Planet dude doesn't have much respect."
"But Wumbology gets eliminated by eating cherries!"
"Who would violate somebody for eating cherries?"
"That's not funny!"
"The voters are still idiots!"
"Then the contestants have to fight their worst enemies, and I was upset!"
"We got a mother-FUDGE-ing ship, Goose-a-bumpsfan, a stupid version of MacinTosh, WhaleBlubber, AND NO JUSTIN BIEBER, MILEY CYRUS, OR LINDSEY LOHAN!?"
"And then the Captain Planet dude pulls off a Harold and votes off SpongeSebastian."
"Does the writer have respect for such tragedy."
*In small letters, the words "Yes he does" appears for 3 seconds*
"Eh, whatever."
"Then there's that Aftermath show, and the semi-co-host Captain52 is a rip-off of Blainely!"
"Even though he's a dude."
"So let's skip that, and there's a challenge based on Eurobricks."
"While the contestants were acting like idiots, Captain52 idiotically eliminates Elastic Dog!"
"For the excuse of hating him!"
"Then the contestants hit Rock Bottom, and have to do challenges based on getting keys."
"SOUND FAMILIAR?"
"Then Spongebobs1fan was like "No more mister nice guy" and sneaks his way out of elimination and gets Stee-ull Spongey out."
"WHY?"
"I'll never forget the one positive thing he said to me!"
*Shows a comment from a few months ago*
"Seriously, does the writer LOVE Team STFU and hate Team Algae?"
"He's not a fair and righteous dude after all, in contribution to nothing in the show being funny."
"In the Lost City, things got annoying!"
"The contestants sung Friday, and did a song for the third round!"
"Those ear-splitting songs are horrible, and the contestants can't sing, is this Glee?"
"And did I mention I hate a lot of songs from TV?"
"And then the rip-off of the Shadow Triad eliminate Captain52 and..."
"You know...I'm just going to skip this."
*Woahwoah then sees a clip showing Rusty*
"RUSTY IS IN THIS SPIN-OFF/SHOW TOO?"
"STOP FOLLOWING ME RUSTY!"
"What do you want from me!?"
*Woahwoah then breaks into song and sings Adam Lambert's song*
"What do you want from me-ee!?"
"Bottom line, it sucks."
"And I'll see you for another review."

Steel: I hope you enjoyed my own work.

Two mistakes:

1.Woahwoah hates Justin Bieber
2.He likes Glee now.

Keep up with Woahwoah if you want this show to be accuarate.