Club Penguin meets Zubo

Well....-.- I can't go on any other forum so I figured I post this on SBC. Zubo is a Nintendo game, and I'm guessing not many have heard of it. =P I was looking for a Forum to write a long story, but I only had this one. SO LET IT BEGIN.

It was a nice, quiet day in Zubalon.

'Woooooooow! YOU.GUYS.ROCCCCCCKED!' Pinky shouted happily.

'H-H-HUH? What's that over there?' Rappela said nervously, spotting something.

'Zubolians. Do not worry, we are here to meet you. A big problem has happened on Club Penguin.'

'WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?' Kitty Bling asked.

'The heads; Who have, far as I heard, have attacked YOUR world to. Who defeated them?' Jet Pack Guy asked.

'Oh, that was -INSERT PLAYER NAME HERE!' Robo replied, walking from the Back Stage to Pinky's concert.

'Hmm....Where is he/she?' Dot asked.

'Well, it's been nearly 3 years since we've seen him. He might be in Sleepy Head's lair. He lives there now, after Sleepy Head got...'Wiped' out.' Rising Dragon replied, leading the EPF there.

'HOLY CR-.' Pinky quickly covered Rising Dragon's lair. 'DUUUUUUDE! This is a 7+ GAME!'

'Oh---....uh....' Rising Dragon quickly realized that.

'DUDES! There's....a.......a.....a....' Pinky quickly fell asleep.

'Oh my. Not. Good.' Rising Dragon said.

'GUYS! GET OUT OF HERE!' A tech penguin said, nearly de-activating it.

But soon, as they left....something mysterious happened.

'Guys. L-L-L-L-LOOOOOOOOOOK!' Strike nervously hid behind the stage.

'Woah. Big Head. YOU'RE BANNED FROM ZUBALON.' Hunchy Shouted.

'Not really. After you nearly killed me, I wouldn't be.' Big Head evilly said.

'Dude...W-W-What's...happenin-! O_O God dammit. GUYS. RUN. '