The Krusty Kreep

PLOT: Mr. Krabs is getting old. That doesn't mean he doesn't still love the young people.



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lol can't wait for this. xD

Episode 1: Crabby Old Man
One day, Eugene Krabs, 65, went out to the local club. "Ar! It smells like me mothers panties! And these robots singing! Don't even get me started!", he said.
" U R NOT HIP ENUF," said one of the unattractive women. Bleh, he thought to himself. "These disgusting women don't even wash their hands!"
He brought some of them home anyway.

I lol'd. More please?

I demand MOAR!

I asked for moar of your work, this isn't what I meant. But...fantastic job, Elastic.

Wow, that was funny... but too short. I wish episodes of your shows were waaay longer.

Episode 2: Crusty Old Man (part 2)
"Hey ladies, you wanna give me MOAR lovin?" asked Mr. Krabs.
"We would but we're afraid that whatever was on your skin is eating away at us."
"Ar! That ain't nothin'! Just a little infection."
"I can see my skeleton."
"You know, when I was a sailor, we didn't care about little cuts or bruises! We were manly men!"
"But we're women."
"...Get outta me bed, ya dumb broads."
And so, they left.

Better than the first one, only slightly. Longerrr. xD

that70sguy92 wrote:Better than the first one, only slightly. Longerrr. xD

I enjoy the length of Elastic's episodes. They are a slight relief from longer spin-offs, nothing personal to those people since I am one of them.

lol loving this. xD

Clappy wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:Better than the first one, only slightly. Longerrr. xD

I enjoy the length of Elastic's episodes. They are a slight relief from longer spin-offs, nothing personal to those people since I am one of them.

I'm not saying they need to be BT-length, just like, three times as long as they are now.

Hmm. Might make them RRRish in terms of length. We'll see.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Clappy wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:Better than the first one, only slightly. Longerrr. xD

I enjoy the length of Elastic's episodes. They are a slight relief from longer spin-offs, nothing personal to those people since I am one of them.

I'm not saying they need to be BT-length, just like, three times as long as they are now.

So... like how Dragiin's spin offs are?

Elastic Dog wrote:PLOT: Mr. Krabs is getting old. That doesn't mean he doesn't still love the young people.



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Archiv'd xD

I like the length of his spin-offs.

Elastic's spin-offs are short enough for me to lol properly... so their fine in other words

Episode 3: The Music of the Kids

One day, Mr. Krabs turned on the radio.
"BABY BABY BABY OOO-"
"RUSSIAN ROULETTE IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT A G-"
"BABY YOUR A FIREWORK,"
"Good lord," said Mr. Krabs in horror. "I thought I liked these young people. But this music...bleh! I'd rather spend a day in Davy Jones' locker than listen to this!"
Then, he went back out to see if you could find some fine young booty. "*Weet wooh! You ladies wanna go to my Krusty Krab?"
"Eew," they responded.
"Geez, you're so all so crabby today."
Mr. Krabs then went to the local blues club in hopes of starting a band.
"Hello, young gentlemen! You wanna start a rhythm and blues musical group?"
"No."
"Aww come on, it'll be fun! Like, loads of fun! We'll get chicks, play music, have fu-"
"Listen you old crab, none of us want to be in your band, ok?"
"Ar."
After that incident, he went out to get a few of the only young people he knew, Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star.
"Hey boys, want to be in a musical group?"
"Sure, Mr. Krabs!" said Spongebob.
"Can I be a drummer?" asked Patrick.
"Sure!"
"TO VICTORY!"
The next day, they booked a gig for Saturday night and practiced for a while. Then, the moment of truth came. It was time to go onto stage.
"Let's rock em, boys!"
"Aye aye, captain!"
And so, they indeed began rocking and were well received. After them, Squidward went onto stage to preform Mozart on his clarinet, and he bombed.
The audience then began cheering for an encore, and The Krab Krew rocked the night away, only to wake up without pants and behind the Krusty Krab.

4. The Krusty Kat

"Hello," Mr. Krabs said to a scantily clad woman in a strip club. "Wanna come home with daddy tonight?"
"SURE, HONEY BUNS."
"Alllrighty then!"
They then went to Eugene's home and made love. Then, Pearl came into his room. "Daddy, what did I tell you about broads?"
"Nothing, Pearly!"
"Oh you."

The stripper hasn't been seen since.

lol , good ep