The Krusty Plane

Okay, so there was The Krusty Cruise by Claps and The Krusty Train by The Cartoon. Well...there are three main ways of traveling: by train, boat, and plane. (not counting cars, as that's a given) So...I'm making this lil' series. =)

Let's start off with a special two hour (not really...just two episodes) premiere! x)

Episode 1: Pilot

The impossible had happened. Mr. Krabs was broke! How had this happened? How COULD have it have happened? As much as he wanted to continue to make money, he had no way to continue buying supplies for The Krusty Krab. Late one night, Mr. Krabs learned of a wonderful thing banks did: loans. Mr. Krabs immediately took out a $700,000 loan, even though he did not understand the fundamentals of taking a loan from the bank. He assumed that he could just take the money and not pay it back! It didn't work that way...Mr. Krabs found out you had to pay more than what you initially took out. He tried to take it back, return it, but he couldn't. He was stuck with it. Mr. Krabs then bought a plane. An ENORMOUS, triple-decker, sea plane called The Flying Frycook. Spongebob adored the plane, especially the huge kitchen he could make Krabby Patties in!

So then Mr. Krabs made the decision to leave Bikini Bottom and fly all around the ocean in the huge plane. Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Spongebob and Gary, Patrick, and even Plankton saddled up and boarded the jet the next morning. Despite their differences, Mr. Krabs had let Plankton buy a ticket because he was paying $2,000 dollars for the ticket! Many other Bikini Bottomites boarded as well, taking several spots around the big plane. A few minutes later, when everyone was seated, the engines roared to life and the plane sped down a make-shift terminal. A moment after that, the sea-plane was airborne, soaring over Bikini Bottom.

"This is your captain speaking," Mr. Krabs said. "We are airborne. Feel free to roam around in yer' cabins! Thanks for flying with Air Krabs!"

Episode 2: The Problem with Anchovies

Mr. Krabs awoke the next morning to the pungent smell of anchovies! Upon further inspection, he discovered that Plankton had brought 1,500 anchovies along with him for the ride. Mr. Krabs demanded that he dump them out the window, but Plankton refused. Mr. Krabs then had two employees (Bill and Phil) escort Plankton to the cargo hold until he would dump the terrible smelling anchovies. The next day, the smell was still there...but that wasn't all. The anchovies were now walking all around the plane! Passengers were irate, and Spongebob and Squidward couldn't handle them all. Plankton then appeared, standing on top of two ginormous anchovies, holding a whip. He said that if Krabs didn't turn the plane over to him, he'd have the anchovies hijack it for him!

Spongebob then tackled Plankton, but it was no good. The anchovies were bigger now; they overpowered Spongebob and tied him up. They did the same with the rest of the staff, which consisted of two security guards, two waitresses, and five extras. Now it was up to Mr. Krabs...and he failed. Suddenly, anchovies were flying the plane. Mr. Krabs racked his brian for any possible solutions, but nothing came to mind. The plane did an abrupt jolt, and then there was a WOOOOOOOOSSSHH! The anchovies were suddenly sucked out of the plane, hurtling towards the ground. The air stopped and two employees, Kate and Garrett, appeared. They had saved the plane, from anchovies! Mr. Krabs gave them a $1 bonus and granted them a minute of extra lunchtime.

"Nice job," Kate said to Garrett.

"Yeah, I guess," he smiled. "Terrible reward, though." They laughed...mostly and Mr. Krabs' cheapness.

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New episodes every Monday and Friday.

Plane Layout

Bottom Floor: Cargo Hold, Pool, The Hotel Krabs
2nd Floor: Rooms, Lounge, Kitchen, Mall of the Sea, More Rooms
Top Floor: Cockpit, Restaurants, Jacuzzi, Party Room, Business Class

Back of the Plane
Waste: Crap, Crap, Crap, Luggage, etc

Plane Specs
Six engine plane, three on each wing.

Episode 3: The Elephant in the Room

NOTE: I have taken 70s criticism and thought about. I will be constructing episodes of The Krusty Plane with two formats: dialogue and summary. I will TRY to mix these two together. Thanks!

Spongebob hummed his favorite song, Musical Doodle, as he made Krabby Patties. The song had just nabbed the number one spot on FishTunes and FishBoard. The music now boomed through stereo speakers as Spongebob danced and created sandwiches.

“Spongebob!” roared Mr. Krabs. He burst through the door, yapping orders.

“Sorry, sir, what?” Spongebob asked, not understanding a word he screamed.

“We’re gonna’ be landin’ in Shellgypt soon! We’ll be taking the ambassador on a ‘round trip to Paris! Prepare more Krabby Patties! Understand?” he barked.

“Yes, sir!” Spongebob squeaked, jumping up in delight. The ambassador of Shellgypt! he thought. And I thought having Squidward around was great!

Meanwhile, Nat and Gloria, two bickering tourists, toured the plane.

“WHY do you have to take a picture of EVERYTHING!?” yelled Nat. His eyes bulged. “You’re TAKING UP MEMORY!”

“You’ll thank me when we look back on these pictures!” Gloria countered, with a thick Snooki accent.

Nat slapped his forehead with a fin, as Squidward by. That’s why I’m single.

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The plane touched down in Shellgypt. A light brown fish was on the tarmac, four guards on each side of him.

“Greetings!” the fish declared, when the sweaty Mr. Krabs appeared, panting.

“Aye!” said Mr. Krabs. He scuttled down the stairs to meet the ambassador.

“You must be Mr. Krabs,” said the fish. “I’m Ambassador Kutcho. It’s very nice to finally meet you! I’ve heard many pleasant things regarding you’re restaurant.”

“Yup!” said Mr. Krabs. “We’ve got Krabby Patties onboard. Are you ready to leave?”

“Er...no, Mr. Krabs,” Ambassador Kutcho said. “Do you not remember our agreement?”

“Nope,” the crab said. “Let’s just go inside.”

“Mr. Krabs, I need to address my people first...,” the leader said, slowly.

“Fine, fine,” Mr. Krabs grumbled. “Then come inside and try our fantastic patties.” The sweaty pilot/owner of The Krusty Krab turned around and started to walk back inside, when the ambassador called out.

“Oh, and Mr. Krabs! I have some rather large luggage.”

Mr. Krabs threw up a claw, signaling that he understood.

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Later that night, Mr. Krabs, Ambassador Kutcho, Spongebob, Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, Kate, Garrett, and Plankton all sat a circular table in the Captains’ Quarters.

“So, tell me,” said Ambassador Kutcho. Suddenly, the plane started to vibrate.

“Barnacleweeds, we’re going to crash!” Mr. Krabs screeched, clutching his plush chair.

“Language, Mr. Krabs,” Spongebob said, picking at his foreign food.

“Oh no...,” the ambassador mumbled. “Not good!” He stood up and tried to run out of the room...but it was too late.

An enormous elephant crashed through the doorway.

“Neptune!” Kate screamed. She dove onto the floor, just as the elephant thrashed through the table. Glass, porcelain plates, food, and drinks sprayed everywhere. The elephant let out an air piercing moan. It continued on, thrashing through another wall.

“That’s me room!” Mr. Krabs yelped. He bounced up and ran after the elephant. The sea-animal didn’t like this; it ran faster and crashed through the floor. It fell into the middle of the Mall of the Sea. Tourists screamed and ran as the beast regained it’s balance. It clambered up some stairs and ran into FishLocker. Mr. Krabs dashed angrily after it. As he entered the store, he saw the animal immediately. It was asleep in the corner. How did it go to sleep that quickly? He didn’t care.

“C’mon here, ya little son of a barnacle!” rasped Mr. Krabs. He slid around the snoozing elephant and made it over to a red button that read, in big red letters, AIR SUCKER. DO NOT PUSH. But Mr. Krabs pushed it anyway and the wall fell away. The elephant was sucked out of the plane, along with many shoes from FishLocker, and plummeted down into The Nile Lake.

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Back in the dining room, everyone surveyed the damage.

“Elephant in the room!” Patrick joked.

The ambassador glared at him, his eyes darker than the black water they flew through.

“You okay?” Garrett asked Kate.

“Yeah,” she nodded. “I dove out of my chair just in time.”

“I did it!” a voice suddenly said, ending the awkwardness between the ambassador and Patrick. Mr. Krabs climbed back into the room. “That tarter sauce licking--”

“Mr. Krabs!”

“---bottom feeder is no more!” Mr. Krabs proudly announced.

“What did you do to him?” asked the ambassador.

“I sucked him out of the plane.”

Mr. Krabs was greeted by a slap in the face. The ambassador’s regards. He had the plane land immediately. Mr. Krabs’ co-pilot, Ulga, touched down in a desolate airport in a town called Turnball Canyon.

“Good day to you, Mr. Krabs,” an angry ambassador said, getting off the plane. “I’ll see you in hell, fucker.” Apparently, the elephant was the sole symbol of Shellgyptian power, and the ambassador held the privilege of caring for it. Mr. Krabs had most likely cost the man his job.

Episode 4: Bermuda

The Flying Frycook, the enormous plane Mr. Krabs had purchased, was set course for the Bermuda Triangle. The would enter the triangle, nicknamed “The Devil’s Triangle,” in less than two hours. Several passengers were worried, but most were going to love it. However...underwater, there was an enormous body of water called “The Bermuda Circle,” which covered the entire triangle. There would be no airport or stop for the three hours it would take to cross the vast triangle.

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“Alright, folks,” Mr. Krabs said, coming over the loudspeaker. “We will be entering the Bermuda Triangle in exactly an hour! Please purchase Bermuda Triangle merchandise in The Hotel Krabs lobby! Thanks for riding with Air Krabs!” He clicked off the loud speaker.

“Vu von’t vet any money, Mr. Vrabs!” Ulga said.

“Shut up and drive the plane,” Mr. Krabs said, as he exited the cockpit.

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“Oh my god,” Kate said, as he gazed out the window. “It’s pitch black outside!”

“Yup,” said Garrett. “That’s night for ya.”

“Shut up!” she said, playfully kicking him. She then looked dead serious. “Do you think we’ll go missing?”

“Yup,” he said.

“You’re kidding!” she said. “You’re just messing with me!”

“No, I’m not!” he grinned. “I swear, I think we’ll crash!”

“You’re scaring me. SHUT UP, SHUT UP!” Patrick yelled, covering his ears.
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Spongebob sat in his little frycook haven. He had set up candles in a circle and was about to light them. It was 8:58 PM. They would enter the triangle in 120 seconds...he had very little time to prepare for his ritual.

A minute later, the candles were lit and the lights were off.

50 seconds.

“Oh great triangle,” said Spongebob. “LOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOO!”

40 seconds.

“What compares to you! Making fish disappear and all!”

30 seconds.

“I mean....seriously. Please don’t make us disappear. That’d be mean, and I KNOW you aren’t mean.” Spongebob smiled for a moment and then glanced at his watch.

10 seconds.

“Here we go!”

5 seconds. 4 seconds. 3 seconds. 2 seconds. The plane jolted, the lights went out, and a scream echoed through the plane.

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“What the barnacle!?!” roared Mr. Krabs. He was in the deserted The Hotel Krabs lobby...no one had showed up to buy his Bermuda bobble-heads! “I don’t believe this.” He pulled out his FishPod Touch and pressed the circle button. It didn’t turn on.

“That’s weird...,” he muttered.

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“It’s much darker,” Garrett said. Spongebob had come into the room, holding two candles. The two candles now flickered, illuminating the room.

“What happened?” asked Kate.

“Dunno,” Sandy said, peering out the airplane window. She saw nothing; just blackness. “Must be...an electric shortage.”

“Right when we came into the triangle?” said a skeptical Squidward. “Yeah, what a nice coincidence.”

“There’s a logical reason, Squidward,” Sandy said. “There’s probably just---”

“What?” asked Squidward. “Why’d you sto---”

“Shh!” Sandy rasped. “Don’t you hear that?” They were all silent and they heard it. It was the small sound of metal against metal.

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In the cockpit, Ulga was in trouble. It was pitch black outside, the compass was swirling around in circles, and the radar was now saying that they were flying over the planet Jupiter. It didn’t make any sense!

Suddenly, everything lit up! She could see outside! Then she realized that the engine had caught fire.

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“Have you guys ever heard of ghost planes?” Kate chattered. “There was this one plane. Helios Flight 525. The plane took off from Greece and was traveling to Athens. Just after takeoff, the pilots were having difficulties with their controls. Just after, they lost contact with the plane. The plane then reached Athens and circled above the city for a couple of hours. The plane was met by two military jets....everyone inside the plane was unconscious, for no apparent reason. The plane then crashed into a mountain.”

“So?”

“So!!! How do people just suddenly get knocked unconscious?” Kate said.

Suddenly, the plane lurched forward. A loud boom split the air. The floor slanted.

“What’s going on?” Patrick said.

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“Ello?” Ulga said. “This is The Flying Frycook, Flight 43K. We are voing down. Vrepeat, ve is going down!”

“----hello----go----land----,” a voice said, cutting in and out. The transmission abruptly ended and Ulga cursed in frustration. She slammed her fist on the dashboard and thrust her head into it. She lay there for a few minutes, before cautiously looking up. There was a black wall and the plane was heading straight for it. She didn’t do anything. She waited, and they slid right through the wall. Beautiful seawater suddenly glittered everywhere.

“Oh, thank god,” she muttered.

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The lights flickered back on. Sunlight slanted through the windows.

“What the hell?” Phil and Bill said in unison. “Isn’t it nighttime?”

“Yeah,” Sandy said. “Look.” The gang gathered around the window and looked out. It was sand, sand, and more sand in every direction. Not even any plants. It was creepy.

“So uh...,” Spongebob said. “I’m going to go ask Mr. Krabs...”

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Ulga now realized what had occurred. Was this even a part of the ocean? How the hell does it go from being night to day in a matter of seconds? It couldn’t.

She now was going to attempt to land the plane, when two enormous clams swooped down and crashed into the plane. She was thrust into the dashboard and was knocked unconscious. The plane now turned down, and spiraled towards the ground in a nose dive. But the crash never came. Instead, they sailed right through the sand. The lights flickered off and on then then the impossibly happened.

They saw Bikini Bottom again.

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“What the...,” mumbled Bill and Phil, together. It was now nighttime again and they were flying straight towards and lit-up Bikini Bottom. The lights were on and everything that had slid when the plane titled was back in it’s place.

In the cockpit, Ulga stirred when the radio tower from Bikini Bottom crackled in.

“Hello? Flying Frycook? Do you read me? Hello?”

“Yes, yes,” grumbled Ulga. She put the headphones on and stated all their information.

“Alright, you’re clear to land.”

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The plane was briefly stationed in Bikini Bottom, and during this time, two passengers decided to leave. The weird occurrences of the night were too much for them.

“Since this was all so scary,” Garrett said, raising an eyebrow and smiling jokingly. “Would you like to watch a horror movie with me? It’ll scare your socks off.”

“I’d love to,” replied Kate. “What shall we be watching, Frankenstein?”

“I was thinking...Friday the 13th?”

“No! Halloween kicks Friday the 13th’s ass!” Kate said.

“What language!” They both laughed. Meanwhile, Patrick and Spongebob clung onto each other as Plankton forced them to watch The Bermuda Triangle Murders Uncut Edition.

Episode 5: Wherever the Egg May Be...

It was a bright, blazing morning in the clear, ocean. The sun glimmered off the waves and flower clouds floated along. It was also Easter! Easter happened to be Mr. Krab’s 5th favorite holiday, after all the money-making holidays. 5th place also happened to be last place on Mr. Krab’s list...but at least it was on the list! However...Mr.Krabs still found ways to make money. He decided to hold an Easter Egg Scavenger hunt on the plane! Except he decided to twist it up...there was ONE golden egg and whoever found it would get unlimited dinners at the fanciest restaurant on the plane: Cafe De Journe. And so the contest began! One hour passed...then two....then three...then four. Morning turned to night.

“God dammit!” Kate fumed to Garrett. “I can’t find the freakin’ egg!”

“No one can,” he agreed. Suddenly he got an idea and slipped out of the room.

“Garrett? Where are you going?” she chased after him, smiling. Just as she reached him, he emerged from the engine rooms....holding the golden egg.

“DAMMIT!” Kate yelled.

Later that night, Garrett walked up the aisle of angry losers. Mr. Krabs then bestowed him with a certificate that he could eat free at Cafe De Journe as much as he wanted while he was on the plane. Garrett was pretty damn happy.

Episode 6: A Snob Named Delilah

The plane had landed in Germany, where they picked up an EXTREMELY moronic, desperate, bullying, ignorant, snobbish, and rich German named Delilah. Initially, Kate and Delilah became friends. That was before Delilah pushed Garrett into the pool because she labeled him as a ‘loser.’ Later, while Garrett, Kate, and Patrick dined, Delilah came over and “accidentally” bumped into Kate, knocking her soup onto her. The group then gave Delilah the name of “Bitchfuck.”