The Misadventures of Patrick Star

Season One

S1E1 (1)- The Big Move: After Patrick's home is destroyed by some of he and SpongeBob's shenanigans, he finds a vacant rock in WaterFalls, and he needs some money to move there. He gets some from Mr. Krabs after working for the Krusty Krab, then pays for the house. Then, he leaves Bikini Bottom, and says goodbye to everyone. SpongeBob does not want to say goodbye, and goes through a hard time. When Patrick arrives, he meets Yvonne, who he likes immediately. He moves into his house right away (making furniture using sand, of course). The episode ends with Patrick saying "I'm going to like it here."

S1E2 (2)- Nautical Nuisance/New Neighbor: Nautical Nuisance: Patrick really enjoys life in WaterFalls. Then, he sees a sign posted on a pole that says "WATERFALLS BAND: ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS." Patrick goes to the Band Hall and gets an instrument (no... not mayonnaise). Patrick then goes home to practice his trombone. He's not very good, and he is very noisy with it. His grumpy old neighbor Ian comes to confront him about the constant, loud, noises. Patrick says he understands, and Ian is happy when he leaves Patrick's house. Then, almost as soon as Ian leaves, the noise continues. He goes back into Patrick's house and Patrick says "Oh... I'm sorry. Why don't you come over for dinner?" Ian accepts. Later that day, Ian comes over. He is disgusted by his neighbor's lifestyle. Patrick tries serving him sandburgers and French fries (which are also made of sand). Ian then makes the tough decision to move away from WaterFalls. Patrick is hurt by this decision, and starts to stay in his house a lot. Yvonne is the one to get him out. She tells him that everyone on the street hated Ian in the first place, and that he was a giant jerk. She tells Patrick that he did the whole neighborhood a big favor. This makes Patrick feel better, and he and Yvonne go and get an ice cream cone.
New Neighbor: Patrick waits for someone to move into Ian's old house. It has been about three months since he moved. Yvonne says houses usually fill up very fast in their neighborhood. Patrick and Yvonne wonder if they will ever get a new neighbor. Patrick is sitting on top of his rock playing the trombone, and suddenly, he sees a moving boat come in. Patrick sees his new neighbor. Harold Cod steps out of the moving boat, carrying his luggage. Patrick walks over to him, and asks him if he needs some help with the bags. Harold greatly accepts the help. Patrick goes into his house with the luggage, and notices that Harold's house isn't exactly spotless. It's messy and unorganized like Patrick's is. Patrick and Harold instantly connect to each other, and then they become the best of friends immediately. They go to see movies and go to the park, and then Yvonne gets jealous. She goes to Patrick and says, "Why don't we hang out anymore?" Patrick says that he's busy most of the time with Harold, and Yvonne gets angry at him, and gives him a hasty "FINE!" Then, Patrick realizes he hurt her feelings, and he goes to her house with Harold, and they both apologize to her. The three of them agree to hang out together.

S1E3 (3)- Job Hunting/That '70s Pat: Job Hunting: Patrick is sitting down watching TV with Harold and Yvonne. Suddenly, while they are in the middle of their favorite show, the TV breaks. Patrick needs money for a new TV! He goes and finds a job at Archie's Shop, one of the busiest jobs in town. After he works for Archie for a month, Archie gives Patrick new TV because he just got a better one. Patrick continues to work for Archie, and decides to permanently work for Archie. Then, Patrick becomes too absorbed in his work, and Harold and Yvonne get angry that they no longer spend time with them. Patrick is staying at Archie's Shop long past his shift, and they are angry. Then, when they approach him, Patrick decides to work less, and let Harold and Yvonne visit him at work.
That '70s Pat: Jeremy Clown sees Patrick hanging out with Harold and Yvonne. He is jealous. Jeremy Clown is incredibly rich and smart, but he is lonely. He lives alone. He has no friends. He has no family. He is depressed. Then, he gets an idea. He puts Patrick in a confusing environment, and makes him think that he has traveled back in time to the 1970s. Patrick is confused, but manages to get an afro and some groovy clothes! Jeremy is angry when Patrick manages to make friends with the people that Jeremy hired to convince Patrick that it was the '70s. Eventually, Patrick gets out of the '70s environment, and meets Jeremy for the first time. After Jeremy explains what he did, Patrick says "Uh... okay," and leaves.

S1E4 (4)- Meet the Starfish Parents/My Life as a Teenage Patrick: Meet the Starfish Parents: Patrick is sleeping, and suddenly, his telephone rings. He answers, and his parents are on the phone (his REAL parents). They ask him how SpongeBob, Squidward, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs are doing. This is when Patrick realizes that he still has not informed his parents about his move to WaterFalls. So, he tells them. They then insist that they come to dinner at Patrick's house, and they want to be introduced to Patrick's new friends. Patrick hesitates, but says okay. His parents are very happy, and they hang up. Patrick then invites Harold, Yvonne, and Archie over for dinner at his house the next night. They all accept. The next night, Patrick's parents arrive. About twenty minutes later, Harold and Yvonne come. Five minutes later, Archie comes, too. Then, Jeremy pops in, uninvited! Jeremy tells Patrick's parents all sorts of things that Patrick does NOT want them to hear. Patrick is angry, and kicks Jeremy out. Patrick's parents are then upset, and say to let the little clownfish back in the house. Patrick says no. Then his parents are angry with him, and say that they are disappointed that he left Bikini Bottom. Then, when they ask how he even knows Archie, Archie says that Patrick works for him. Both parents are shocked that their son got a job. They suddenly approve of Patrick's new life. Dinner is then served, and everyone says it is delicious, what they don't know is that Jeremy put something in it that makes them drowsy. Suddenly, everyone dozes off, except Harold, who said he was not hungry. He is able to catch Jeremy and get the antidote. Then, when Patrick's parents wake up, they realize what a terrible little fish Jeremy is, and they kick him out of the house with their son.
My Life as a Teenage Patrick: Jeremy puts Patrick in a machine that makes him a teenager again, and Patrick's bratty behavior makes Harold and Yvonne have to look after him. Archie has to find Jeremy and get him to restore Patrick to his normal age, though it is very difficult to find him. Patrick goes missing after he runs away from Harold and Yvonne, and it is up to the two of them to find him. They find him in a sketchy part of town, hanging out with a gang of some bad teenage fish. It is difficult to convince Patrick to come back to the house, but eventually, they can. Archie can not find Jeremy, and then he receives some help from a man he meets in his shop. When Archie finally finds Jeremy, they get Patrick back in the machine, and he is returned to his original age.

S1E5 (5)- Yvonne’s Sister/Soap Opera: Yvonne’s Sister: Yvonne’s sister comes to visit her one day, and Patrick immediately likes her, Shelly, as well. Shelly is a purple starfish with blond hair, like her sister. Then, Patrick and Shelly go out on a date, which upsets Yvonne. This confuses Yvonne, because she thought that she and Patrick were just friends, but she feels different about him in this situation. While on the date with Shelly, Patrick eats like a slob, and Shelly is disgusted. She says “Er… Patrick, don’t you think you could use your fork?” and Patrick says “Uh… what’s a fork?” Then, when Shelly and Patrick go home, Yvonne asks them, “So, how did it go?” Shelly says it was okay, but she and Patrick will probably never go out on a date ever again. Yvonne is happy, and happy that she did not have to tell Patrick about her feelings.
Soap Opera: A new soap opera premieres on TV, and Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne really enjoy sitting down and watching it together. They enjoy the twists and turns involve in the show, and then, when one of the characters says that he is leaving the town of Fishville, all three of them are shocked and upset. Then, after the show, there is a commercial saying that there will be auditions to replace the character. Patrick already has a job, and Yvonne is a girl, so Harold says that he is going to audition. When Harold goes, the casting agents say he is perfect for the role of Artimus, the other character’s evil twin. He begins acting in the show, and becomes the stuck up celebrity type. He treats Patrick and Yvonne horribly, and he treats everyone like his slaves. Patrick and he have a talk, but he practically spits on Patrick with disgust. He’s a giant jerk. He gets movie deals, and commercials, and more. Their little Harold is a big star. But then, when his character leaves the show, his fame evaporates. He is a Hollywood washout. He’s a nobody. He goes to Patrick and Yvonne and begs for forgiveness. Reluctantly, they forgive him, and enjoy watching the show.

S1E6 (6)- Babysitting/The Stink: Babysitting: The neighbors need someone to watch their children while they go on vacation. Both Patrick and Yvonne ask for the job, and the neighbors say both can have the job and they can split the pay. What they didn’t know was that the neighbors had twenty-six children! Patrick and Yvonne have some issues keeping the children calm. And then, they lose the children, and have to find all twenty-six of them before their parents get home!
The Stink: Patrick and Harold make a bet to see who can go without showering longer. But, when customers begin complaining about ‘the stink’ Patrick needs to shower. And, Harold can barely stand smelling himself. Both shower at the EXACT same time! That means that they both have to eat eighteen year old bananas, according to Yvonne!

S1E7 (7)- Too Tired to Work/Extinct: Too Tired to Work: After Patrick begins staying up very late, he is too tired to come to work. Archie tells him to get some sleep, but he can never fall asleep, and he thinks that there is something wrong with his house that is not letting him sleep well. He searches the entire house once, twice, three times, and finds nothing wrong. Then, Harold and Yvonne help Patrick look for something wrong. They check once, twice, three times, and find nothing. Then, they find out that Jeremy put a pea under Patrick’s mattress so he would not be able to sleep! Patrick kicks Jeremy out of his house, and manages to sleep.
Extinct: Patrick befriends a sea creature whose species supposedly died out billions of years ago. But, no one but Patrick is able to see him. Archie sends him to a therapist because these fantasies are interfering with his work. The therapist says he can see the creature too, and the both of them start a club for people who can see it. Then, the sea creature reveals itself at the end of the episode, then suddenly disappears to everyone, even Patrick and his therapist.

S1E8 (8 )- Lost: Jeremy thinks he has come up with the ultimate scheme to make Patrick’s life miserable! He puts Patrick on an island (yes, an UNDERWATER island). He is trapped there, alone. Then Harold, Yvonne, and Archie come looking for him. They find them, then their ship mysteriously disappears. The four of them encounter a tribe of fish with mysterious secrets and ideals. They become part of the tribe, and then are nearly sacrificed to the gods, until Jeremy realizes what he did was way over the line, and he saves the four of them. But then, the boat he comes in to save them runs out of gas, and they are all trapped in the middle of nowhere! They need someone to rescue them, but there is no cell phone reception! They wave their hands in the air, but no passing helicopters reply. Then, when they see a passing boat, they point their thumbs up in the air (yes, they suddenly have FIVE fingers instead of four!) The boat stops, and lets them in. Yvonne says that the man in the boat looks a bit sketchy, but everyone ignores her, and gets in the boat with him. Yvonne hesitates, but gets in the car. It turns out that Yvonne was right! The man takes them to an abandoned building, and leaves them there. He drives away. Hours later, people come and say “Here are our workers.” They put all five of them to work. It’s slave labor! Then, Jeremy’s assistant Calvin Clam comes and saves all of them.


S1E9 (9)- Busted/Issues With Sharing: Busted: Patrick really needs a new remote for his television, and he figures it’s okay if he just takes it from Archie’s Shop. So, he does. And, no one cares. But then, he realizes that he didn’t take an ordinary remote. He took a thousand dollar remote that has special powers! Then, he goes to special precautions so he is not caught. And, as a bonus, he plays with the remote! But, Archie catches Patrick, and reminds him that stealing is wrong. Patrick has learned a lesson. But, when he can’t find the remote to return it, he is thrown in jail. Harold and Yvonne put their money together to bail him out.
Issues With Sharing: Harold gets a new video game for his game system, and Patrick thinks it looks like tons of fun. Patrick loves watching him play it. But, when Patrick asks to play with him, Harold says no, and the two get in a fight about Harold not sharing with him. Yvonne is the one to have them reunite when she makes them sit in a room together for forty-eight hours.

S1E10 (10)- WaterFalls Challenge/Harold’s Job: WaterFalls Challenge: WaterFalls is challenging its residents to have the cleanest house in town! Patrick makes an attempt, but of course, falls short (WAY short). Yvonne makes an attempt, but when she tries, Patrick volunteers to help, and ruins everything. And Harold tries, but gets tired after a while, and does not finish. The winner is their neighbor Robert. Robert then gets $500! But, there is a catch, Robert has to let a bunch of tourists through his home, so they can show the quality standards that WaterFalls has for their residents. Robert thinks that it is unfair that they did not tell him about this. Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne help him launch a protest about the unfairness of the WaterFalls Challenge, which ends in them being sent to jail. Archie bails them out, and tells the mayor that it is against the law for him to have people come through Robert’s home when he did not agree to it, and the mayor gets angry. Then, Archie reminds the mayor that what he did it is against the law, and the mayor has Robert sign the paper. Robert reluctantly does. The state of Robert’s home causes tons of people to move to WaterFalls!
Harold’s Job: To spend a bit more time with Patrick, Harold gets a job at Archie’s shop. But, Harold is not very good at working, as Archie learns after he hires him. Patrick and Harold cause all sorts of trouble in the store, and Archie has no choice but to fire Harold. He goes to fire him, when Harold quits, because he is bored with the job, and wants to find something else to do.

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And there's the first half of Season 1.

S1E11 (11)- Yvonne’s New Hair/ Krabs Takeover: Yvonne’s New Hair: Yvonne becomes self-conscious about her looks after she goes to a beauty salon and sees people that are much prettier than she is. Then, she thinks that she can make herself much prettier by getting a new hairdo! So, she gets a new hairdo at the barber. When she shows it to Patrick and Harold, they say that it is great. But, when Patrick and Harold are speaking in private, they say that there is nothing different about her hair. It takes a while for Yvonne to realize that she was scammed by the barber. When she does realize it though, she goes and approaches him. He says he used the greatest style of hairsty.ling: imagination. Then, Yvonne comes to the conclusion that this man is “mentally unstable” and she just asks for a refund, which he gives to her. Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne decide that it would be best if they never go to that barber again.
Krabs Takeover: Mr. Krabs comes to see Patrick at WaterFalls! Then, Patrick decides to take him to work with him to show him how well he is doing. Then, Mr. Krabs says that Archie’s Shop is amateur at best. He makes some ‘minor suggestions,’ and soon he is the manager of Archie’s Shop! Archie is such a kind person, that he cannot find it in his heart to tell Mr. Krabs to leave. So, he puts the task on Patrick’s shoulders. This is a tough decision, because Patrick thinks that he and Mr. Krabs go way back. Yvonne advises him to tell Mr. Krabs to get back to Bikini Bottom, because chances are that he won’t ever see him again, and even if he does, he won’t see him for a long time. So, Patrick goes to tell Mr. Krabs to hit the road, and then Mr. Krabs gets a call from Pearl. She needs him home right away. He quits his job and rushes back to Bikini Bottom for his little baby Pearl!

S1E12 (12)- Stupidity/Clowning Around: Stupidity: After a brand new show premieres on television, everyone in WaterFalls starts sitting on the couch and watching it. The strange thing is, the show is just a fish on a screen. But then, everyone in WaterFalls becomes, well… stupid. Everyone except Patrick, who was already stupid! He thinks that everyone in town was brainwashed. He knows where to check. He runs to Jeremy’s house. There he finds Jeremy broadcasting the TV show! Jeremy is yelling “Yes! YES! Face my wrath, WaterFalls. Especially you, Patrick…” Then, Patrick comes in and says “Hi, Jeremy.” Then Jeremy says, “OH NO!!!” and Patrick says, “Yep… I’m not stupid.” Jeremy then mumbles “At least, not any more stupid than you already were.” Patrick then beats Jeremy up, saving the city of WaterFalls from the epidemic of impending stupidity.
Clowning Around: After being beat up by Patrick, Jeremy is crippled. He needs money for an operation to heal himself. His insurance will not cover it, and he refuses to pay any of his precious money for it. So, he decides to get a job. He gets a job as a clown, and stands in front of a popular restaurant and jumps around and entertains people. But, when people begin making fun of him, he can’t take it, and he goes on a rampage through town in a giant clown suit! Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne have to try to stop him from destroying WaterFalls. The three of them climb up the giant clown suit, and get inside the hatch at the top, where Jeremy is controlling the suit. They are able to beat him up, putting him back where he started. He decides to use his own money to cover the operation, and everything is okay.

S1E13 (13)- Bride of Archie: Archie proposes to his girlfriend, and she accepts. Everyone is happy for Archie, and they clap for him when he makes the announcement. Then, the screen says “FOUR MONTHS LATER” and we fast forward to the wedding. Archie’s wedding is amazing. It’s in a room made of gold. Archie’s fiancée, Stacey, walks down the aisle with her father, William. But, Archie is not there! Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and Stacey decide to go and look for him. Stacey shows a picture of them to people that they see. A man named Jared says that he saw him go on a hot air balloon. So, Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and Stacey rent a hot air balloon and sail up into the sky, searching for Archie. They see him in the distance, in a yellow hot air balloon. They try to go towards him, and then the wind blows them away! They are washed away to New Kelp City! There, they tell the citizens that they need a new hot air balloon. The mayor gives them one for free, but he just wants them to sing a song! Stacey (special guest voice Fergie) sings “Finding Archie,” and the mayor then gives them a hot air balloon. They ride off, and they think they see a yellow hot air balloon. Then, a gust of wind takes them right to Archie’s balloon! Stacey jumps right into it. Then, so do Patrick, then Yvonne, and then, Harold. They all ask Archie why he isn’t at the wedding. He says, “I’m sorry, Stacey… I just… I didn’t know what to do. I was so nervous… and y-you’re just so beautiful. I didn’t think that a woman like you would be happy with a man like me.” Stacey says, “Archie Boss, I love you. I want to be Mrs. Boss.” Then, after a quick kiss (to which Harold says “YUCK!”) we fast forward to the wedding, where we see them getting married. The words “THE END” come over the screen.

S1E14 (14)- Talent/Mystery: Talent: Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne are very bored one day, and are looking for something fun to do. Then, there is a commercial on TV: “Talent show! That’s right, you heard me! WaterFalls is having a talent show! Come on, come all! Do you have a talent? Great!! Come to the community center at 6:30 PM SHARP in exactly ONE WEEK if you want to participate, or just watch!” Yvonne suggests that they go to the community center so they can be in the talent show. Patrick says that it is a great idea, and that he can play mayonnaise! Then, Yvonne says “Um… how about you play your trombone instead?” and Patrick says “Now that’s thinking!” Harold decides that he will not enter because he has no talent. But, Yvonne says, “Harold, aren’t you a great comedian?” and he says “Oh yeah… thanks for reminding me!” Yvonne decides that she will sing. So, the next week, they go to the WaterFalls community center. It is the night of the talent show! Everyone dances and sings, jokes and puppets, mimes and… well, you get the picture. Then, it is Yvonne’s turn. She sings a famous song that everyone loves, and then, then everyone in the crowd cheers and yells and claps for her. Then, some more people go, and it is Patrick’s turn. He plays the trombone, and everyone claps and yells and cheers for him. Harold then goes up and tells some of his jokes, and when he is finished, the crowd is laughing and clapping for his wonderful performance. Then, the crowd is told to wait to find out who the winner is. Patrick claims that he will win. Harold claims that he will win. Yvonne claims that she will win. Then, the three of them start beating each other up, fighting in a hilarious way. Then the announcer says “The winner is… Yvonne Starrina, with her amazing singing!” And then, there is an encore of Yvonne’s performance.
Mystery: In the first installment of this The Misadventures of Patrick Star ‘Mystery’ series, Patrick and Harold unite as detectives when Archie wants to know why the order of items in an aisle has been reversed. They come up with new names: Patrick is… Detective 1. Harold is… That Other Guy. Detective 1 and That Other Guy begin to interrogate employees, but they get into an argument when That Other Guy blames Detective 1 for the crime. Then, they both forgive each other when Archie says that he was the one who did it, and he merely forgot about it.

S1E15 (15)- Secrets/Makeup: Secrets: Harold is leaving his house late at night, and coming back early in the morning, and both Patrick and Yvonne have noticed. They talk to each other about it, and decide that they will both camp out in Patrick’s house, looking out the window. They will take shifts looking out the window. While one is looking out the window, the other will get the chance to sleep. Then, there is a problem, when it is Patrick’s shift, he falls asleep! Yvonne is angry with him when it is the end of his shift, because Harold is already home, and they still don’t know what it is that he has been doing! Then, Yvonne hires a man who claims to be stealthy. He will follow Harold for them. After a day of following him, the spy tells them that Harold is taking dance clas.ses. Patrick and Yvonne go to him and tell them that they know his secret. At first, Harold is upset that they spied on him and that they know. Then, he decides that it is probably better that they know. He has them go to one of his dance recitals to see him dance. Then, Harold messes up, and falls down. He breaks his fin! Then, he is shipped off to Weenie Hut General, ending the episode.
Makeup: Yvonne begins looking at beauty magazines, as she is obsessed with appearances and things like that. An article says “Makeup is now all the rage! Pick it up at the store… unless you’re totally lame!” And Yvonne takes it very seriously. She then buys tons of expensive makeup, and Patrick thinks that she looks horrible. When he tells her what he thinks, she gets angry, and they get in a fight. Harold tries to get them to make up, only getting him involved in the fight as well. When it begins interfering at work when Yvonne and Harold come to visit or shop, Archie tries to solve the problem with a simple solution: get rid of the makeup. So, Yvonne does, and everything is okay again, when Patrick, Harold, and Archie remind her that looks are not everything.

S1E16 (16)- Concert/Movie Craze: Concert: During a band meeting at the community center, Mrs. Brown tells everyone that the band will be having a concert in one week, and that everyone should prepare so they will have a great performance when the day of the concert comes. Patrick thinks that he is terrible at his trombone, so he stresses and practices like crazy. He doesn’t hang out with Harold and Yvonne at all, and they begin to start hanging out without him. But they begin to miss Patrick. Then, Patrick even misses work! He’s usually always on time for work! All at the same time, Harold, Yvonne, and Archie all come to Patrick’s rock at the same time to talk to him. When they see what Patrick has been doing, they talk to him about adjusting his schedule, and to stop worrying, and to spend a few hours of every day practicing, and not twenty-four hours a day. Patrick takes their advice, and invites them to the concert, and everything is okay. Then, on the day of the concert, they all go together, and when Patrick plays Harold, Yvonne, and Archie decide that he should have practiced twenty-four hours a day after all. He is horrible! After the concert, none of them have the heart to tell him, and he is convinced that he was terrific. Mrs. Brown is the one to tell him that he was terrible, and then Patrick thinks that she is just crazy, and they all go back to Patrick’s house for a party, celebrating his ‘terrific’ performance.
Movie Craze: Scary Plotter, a popular book now made movie, comes out in theaters, and all anyone wants to do is see it. This includes Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne. They are all trying desperately to get their hands on tickets for the movie, but all of them are unsuccessful in their various attempts. The only thing that they can do is sneak into the theater, which involves them making a very smart (well, most would call it very dumb) plan to get into the theater. They try to sneak in, but are immediately caught, and thrown in the WaterFalls Jail for the night. Approximately eight months pass, and Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne try to rent the movie on DVD, but CodBuster has no more copies of it!

S1E17 (17)- Curiosity Killed the Pat: Archie Boss is a fish (we don’t know what kind of fish though… he could be anything). He is a wonderful boss, or at least he acts like one. But could he be a killer? And could he have murdered his own wife? Patrick begins to have suspicions when he is invited to Archie’s house, and Stacey is nowhere to be seen. And, usually while at work, Archie always talks about his wife and what Archie and her did the previous night, but recently Stacey’s name had not come up at all. Patrick was very confused. So he talked to Harold and Yvonne about his suspicions. Harold overreacts and jumps to a very harsh conclusion: he says that Archie killed Stacey! Yvonne is totally against Harold’s theory, saying that it is totally ridiculous. So, when Patrick and Harold sneak into Archie’s mansion to search for Stacey or any clues, Yvonne hastily objects to tagging along. While Patrick and Harold are inside of Archie’s mansion, they get split up, and are lost inside of the massive mansion. Harold is chased through the house by Archie’s vicious seadog, and Patrick thinks that he is being watched… by a ghost, the ghost of Stacey! Then, it all ends when Patrick and Harold crash into each other, and Stacey! Stacey is outraged that the two of them are in her home uninvited, and she calls Archie right away, with a very scratchy voice. They all meet in the den, and Archie explains everything to Patrick and Harold. Stacey had been keeping herself in the bedroom because she has been feeling very sick. And, Archie has not been mentioning her because he is very worried about her health. Patrick and Harold feel horrible, and they leave. Because they feel so bad, they visit Stacey (with Yvonne) every day until she makes a full recovery. After Stacey is all better, Archie and Yvonne remind Patrick and Harold that thinking things about someone with no logic to back up the theory is a rumor, and making rumors is wrong. Patrick and Harold say that they have learned a lesson, and then they only start another rumor about Yvonne!

S1E18 (18 )- Hide and Seek/Yvonne Writes a Song: Hide and Seek: After Harold claims that Patrick is no good at any game that they play, Yvonne has an idea. The three of them should play hide and seek. But, not just any game of hide and seek. Hide and seek, hiding in any place in WaterFalls. They invite every resident of WaterFalls to play the game with them, and everyone attends, except one fish. Guess who…. When word gets to Jeremy, a great idea hits him. He’ll actually hide everyone in WaterFalls from Patrick, and Patrick will have to seek them! Jeremy thinks that this is his best plan yet. Patrick will be driven crazy looking for all of the people of WaterFalls, but he will never find them! He will be alone for the rest of his life! So, when the games begin, Jeremy uses a new machine that he got to capture all of the residents of WaterFalls except Patrick in a net. Patrick goes crazy trying to find them, like Jeremy suspected. But then, Yvonne escapes, and goes and finds Patrick. She tells him where Jeremy had hidden her and the other residents of WaterFalls. Together, Patrick and Yvonne find them, and everyone is happy, though they are mad at Patrick for getting them in that situation in the first place. But, they take their anger out on Jeremy by kicking his butt!
Yvonne Writes a Song: Yvonne is just sitting in her house, practically bored to tears. Then, she gets a sudden burst of inspiration, and she writes a song… it’s about love. She becomes famous from this song, and she has to find the perfect singer to sing it. She picks Stacey to sing the song, and it is an instant hit on FishTunes. Then, she has an interview with a magazine, and the interviewer asks her who the inspiration for the hit song “Wishing I Had You” was. Stacey says the name “Rick,” but in her mind she is saying repeatedly: “Patrick. Patrick Star.” The episode ends with Stacey making the music video of “Wishing I Had You.”

S1E19 (19)- Missing Money/The Pillow: Missing Money: Patrick blames Harold and Yvonne when $32 are missing from his wallet, and the three of them get in a fight. Harold and Yvonne are both against Patrick for blaming them without a reason. They say that he probably just spent the money. Patrick says that there is no way that he spent the money, and then Patrick is no longer friends with Harold and Yvonne. Then, he finds the $32, and he says that everything is okay to Harold and Yvonne, but they want an apology. But, Patrick says that he doesn’t need to apologize. Eventually, Patrick just says he’s sorry, and everything is okay.
The Pillow: A special pillow is delivered to Patrick, and Harold and Yvonne tell him not to use it because he doesn’t know who sent it to him. Patrick, of course, ignores both of them, and puts the pillow on his bed, and sleeps. But, inside the pillow is a tiny little robot, planted in by Jeremy. The robot climbs into Patrick’s head, and controls him. Patrick loses his job and his friendship with Harold and Yvonne because of the robot, who makes him act very rude to everyone. When Harold tries to hit him, he whacks the robot right out of Patrick. Everything is okay!

S1E20 (20)- Party at Archie’s House!: Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne are very bored lately. There’s nothing to do in WaterFalls. It’s very dull… the same thing every day. Every single day. They look desperately for something to entertain them, but find nothing. Then, something wonderful comes up. Archie is throwing a party! They all go out and buy some party clothes at the WaterFalls Outlet Mall. Eleven days later, it’s party time! Most of WaterFalls heads off to Archie’s mansion. They get there, and start dancing, and during karaoke, Stacey and Yvonne shine when they sing a duet. Then, it gets too wild when Patrick accidentally breaks one of Archie’s family heirlooms. It was a painting of Archie’s great-great-great grandfather with a solid gold frame. Archie’s great-great-great grandfather was the one who discovered WaterFalls. The painting was worth $8,000,000,000! There is someone at the party who can help Patrick fix the painting, Gerald. Gerald can try to fix it and look like nothing happened to the painting, but Harold and Yvonne have to make sure that Archie does not step foot in the room that Patrick and Gerald are in. Gerald manages to fix it, and then Patrick just accidentally breaks it again! Then, Archie walks in! Patrick is scared that he will be fired for costing his boss $8,000,000,000, and for destroying a painting of the founder of WaterFalls. But, Archie only laughs. He explains that the painting was a replica, and worth no more than $8, and not $8,000,000,000. Patrick is relieved, and he learns the lesson that he should not hide anything from anyone, because he’ll always get caught.

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And that's the end of Season One. I'll be posting the HIT second season here soon.

S2E1 (21)- Sponge of a Friend (1): Life in WaterFalls has been pretty exciting lately, Archie’s Shop just got a new employee named Nicholas. Patrick, Harold, and Yvonne are not sure how they feel about Nicholas, but Nicholas really wants to be their friend, especially since he lives in their neighborhood. But, a distraction comes when SpongeBob arrives in WaterFalls to visit Patrick! Harold and Yvonne say that they are happy to finally meet the famous SpongeBob SquarePants who Patrick will never shut up about. SpongeBob is flattered, and the four of them decide that they should find something exciting to do. They decide to go sandboarding (the underwater equivalent to snowboarding). While they are sandboarding, Jeremy sees them, and has a perfect plan. Patrick seemed very attached to the sponge. He decides to use his new mind control device to make SpongeBob his slave. We see Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and SpongeBob sandboarding, then Patrick suddenly falls down, and Harold, Yvonne, and SpongeBob rush to go and save him. He crashes into a tree. He wakes up in a hospital bed, with Harold, Yvonne, and SpongeBob looking at him. After they talk about what happens, SpongeBob says that he is going to go to tell the nurse that Patrick woke up. Then, when SpongeBob is in the hall, Jeremy knocks him out, drags him to his mansion, and uses his mind control device to make him his slave. He whispers to SpongeBob, "Destroy Patrick Star..."

S2E2 (22)- Sponge of an Enemy (2): Previously on The Misadventures of Patrick Star... A new employee at Archie’s shop named Nicholas lives in Patrick’s neighborhood, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is that SpongeBob stops by WaterFalls to visit. While Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and SpongeBob are sandboarding, Jeremy uses his new mind control device to send SpongeBob on a mission to destroy Patrick, his best friend!

SpongeBob, whose eyes are now red and spirals, walks into Patrick’s hospital room and says “Hello, Patrick Star, how are you doing today?” Patrick is confused. SpongeBob never calls him “Patrick Star” just “Patrick.” In fact, Patrick wasn’t really sure he had a last name, or a middle name…. “Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants, I’m fine…” Patrick says, still feeling confused. The conversation goes on with SpongeBob continuing to talk abnormally, and Patrick reacting with his stupidity growing. Then, Harold and Yvonne walk in, and Yvonne immediately says “Uh, SpongeBob, you look… different, are you okay?” SpongeBob assures Yvonne that he is “satisfactory.” The scene ends, and the next scene is in Jeremy’s mansion, while he is talking to his assistant, Calvin Clam (last seen in episode eight, Lost). Calvin is asking Jeremy why he used the mind control device when it is only a prototype, and Jeremy assures him that the device is fine, and SpongeBob will successfully destroy Patrick with no trouble. Calvin says “I hope you’re right…” We go back to Patrick’s house to see that he just has a cast on his arm, and he is watching TV with Harold, Yvonne, and SpongeBob. Suddenly, SpongeBob snaps. He punches Patrick in the throat. “Oh no!” Harold yells. “Harold kicks SpongeBob, and then Yvonne slaps him. SpongeBob then grabs Patrick, and says, “Patrick Star must be taken to my master.” He runs and shoves Patrick in Harold’s boatmobile, and drives off. Harold and Yvonne are left alone, confused. “What just happened?” Yvonne asked, and Harold said he doesn’t know. Then, they need to find out who SpongeBob’s ‘master’ is. They brainstorm, and they realize that the only fish in WaterFalls who wants to get rid of Patrick is Jeremy. So they hop into Yvonne’s boatmobile and see SpongeBob driving Harold’s boatmobile just ahead of them. They speed up, and then SpongeBob does. Suddenly, it’s a giant car chase! Then, SpongeBob hits a milk truck to slow Yvonne down, and suddenly milk is rushing towards them, and Yvonne swerves, crashing her boatmobile. “No!” she yells. Then, they call a taxi and tell them to go to Jeremy’s mansion. The taxi gets them there, and they see SpongeBob park, so they sneak inside. They see follow SpongeBob stealthily. Patrick spots them, and yells “Hi, guys!” which gives them away. SpongeBob then rushes towards Yvonne, and knocks her out. “How dare you!” Patrick says. The next thing he knows, he’s rushing towards his best friend, beating him up. “Heart..” SpongeBob says. “What?” Harold asks. “Heart… breaking,” SpongeBob says. Suddenly, SpongeBob snaps out of it. He hugs Patrick, then he hugs Harold, then he gets Yvonne up and hugs her. Calvin tells Jeremy, “I told you the prototype might have glitches…” and Jeremy twitches.

S2E3 (23)- Is Nicholas a Friend?/What a Fight: Is Nicholas a Friend?: SpongeBob is gone, so it’s just Patrick, Harold, Yvonne… and Nicholas. He wants to know if he can be their friend, but they’re not so sure. “I have an idea!” Patrick said. So, he says that Nicholas should go through a series of challenges. First, he is stung by 46 jellyfish 3 times each. Then, he has to race Enrique, the fastest runner in WaterFalls. “What does this have to do with being your friend?” he asks, panting, after the race. Yvonne shrugs, as if she is embarrassed. Then, after 18 more grueling challenges like petting electric eels, cleaning Harold’s bathroom, and dusting Patrick’s house, Nicholas quits. Yvonne thinks Harold should be their friend, but Patrick and Yvonne say he did not complete all the challenges, so he can’t be. Yvonne begs Nicholas to come back and complete the last challenge. So, he comes back and does the last challenge: touch his toes. Done! Nicholas is now their friend, and he is happy. The episode ends with Nicholas smiling, and Yvonne sighing in relief.
What a Fight: After going to see a movie, Patrick notices that his wallet is missing. When he goes to Harold’s house later that day, he finds it there, on Harold’s coffee table. “Thief!” Patrick yells. Harold insists he did not steal it, and Patrick left it there after watching The Fishez live on TV the night before. But, Patrick doesn’t believe him, so Harold yells, “Get out of my house!” Now, the two are in a huge fight. The next day, Yvonne and Nicholas come over, and ask where Patrick is, and Harold says he doesn’t care. “Uh-oh…” Yvonne says, sensing the tension. Then, she goes over to Patrick’s house to see him, and he is sitting down in his chair, looking angry. Then, she does something to cheer him up. She kisses him on the cheek, then walks off. Seconds later, Patrick goes to Harold’s house. Then, Yvonne realizes she made a big mistake.

S2E4 (24)- Fat Pat/Caffeine Rush: Fat Pat: Yvonne fears the repercussions of kissing Patrick on the cheek, but then when she goes to his house the next day, he acts as if everything is normal. She is relieved. Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas are all over at Patrick’s house, and they decide to listen to the radio. Then, Patrick hears that there is an eating contest at a fair. So, he goes to that fair and eats tons of pies. Then, they say that the contest hasn’t started yet. So, they make more pies, and Patrick eats even more. The next day, Archie says that Patrick is too fat to work at the store, so he has to lose some weight. Harold and Nicholas start taking him to the gym every day. But, he gets easily exhausted. So, he gets a personal trainer: Jake. Jake helps Patrick get really fit. A little too fit. He becomes obnoxious, and then he enters in an anchor throwing competition. Then, when he sees that his friends don’t like the new him, he immediately stops, and everything is back to normal.
Caffeine Rush: Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas go to Seabuck’s to get a cup of coffee. Harold has never had coffee before, and he overdoes it, having tons of coffee. Then, he goes on a rampage through WaterFalls. And when Jeremy sees this, he can’t help but exploit it. He makes Harold angry and angrier, and soon Harold is attacking everyone, including the people he is closest to, like Patrick, for instance…. But then, Yvonne runs to Seabuck’s and asks if there is a cure for having 100 cups of their coffee. And they suggest the Special Seabuck’s Tranquilizer Gun. So, Yvonne shoots Harold, and they all take him home.

S2E5 (25)- No Pet for Pat/Paid Vacation: No Pet for Pat: The episode opens with Patrick working at Archie’s Shop, and he hears a storm coming. He continues working, and then when his shift is over, and he sees a little sea-snail, whining. Patrick, of course, doesn’t want to leave the little baby snail alone, so he picks it up and takes it home. “I’m gonna call you… Irving,” he said. The next day, Yvonne and Harold come over. Patrick asks where Nicholas is, but they just ask why the snail is there. Patrick explains, and Yvonne says that since the storm is over, Irving should go back into the wild where he belongs. Patrick says okay, and when Harold and Yvonne leave, he tries to release Irving into the wild, but Irving refuses. So, Patrick takes him back home, and then that night he goes to bed. The next morning, Irving is gone. The episode ends with us seeing Irving going off into the woods, with a tear.
Paid Vacation: After Irving’s departure, Patrick asks for a week’s paid vacation from Archie’s Shop, and Archie gives it to him. Then Patrick always stays at home and mopes. Yvonne, Harold, and Nicholas try to think of something to do, so they show him how much fun they are having without him, but that only makes Patrick angry, and more upset. It’s as if he doesn’t matter to his friends. They do everything they can to cheer him up, but all they can do is try to go and find Irving. They go to the woods and find him… dead. They can’t tell Patrick, but they’re around him too much, and Yvonne can’t stand the pressure. She tells him. Patrick is really upset, and he cries on Yvonne’s shoulder, then quickly withdraws, blushing. Yvonne gives him a hug and tells him everything will be okay, then she also blushes. Harold rolls his eyes, and Nicholas looks confused, and Patrick just continues to cry, and cry, and cry.

S2E6 (26)- Do You Believe In Ghosts?: After the loss of Irving, Patrick is really upset. It shows him crying for a while, then the narrator says “ONE MONTH LATER.” Patrick seems over it, and it is now Halloween. Then, he and Harold, Yvonne, Nicholas, and Archie are telling ghost stories in Archie’s Shop. Then, they seem to be haunted by a ghost. Patrick has an idea, “It’s the ghost of Irving!” he cries. Yvonne isn’t listening. All she can think of is when she and Patrick hugged a month ago. But, Nicholas assures Patrick that it isn’t Irving’s ghost, and so does Harold, but Archie is not so sure. “I have studied ghosts and the paranormal world,” Archie said. He explains that around a month after their death, they often do haunt the person who wronged them, and try to make them miserable. But Archie does not know how wrong he is. It is Jeremy, continuing his newest plot to make Patrick miserable. He planted Irving, knowing Patrick would love him, then when Patrick released him, he killed him, putting him in an easy place so Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas could find him. And now, he is using his machines to create the phenomenon of being haunted by a ghost. Calvin had told him that he never thought he would sink that low, but Jeremy merely laughed and claimed that Calvin didn’t know him at all. Calvin was then fired. Patrick went home that night feeling very upset. Then, Jeremy is sneaking through his house, and he has it look like the ghost of Irving is floating through the house. “Patrick! You betrayed me,” he says, holding out the ‘e’ in ‘me.’ Patrick shivers, very scared. Then, Yvonne walks in to talk to Patrick about what happened at the shop, and Jeremy runs, grabs her, and throws her in the closet, ties her up, and puts duct tape over her mouth. He continues to scare Patrick, who is oblivious to practically everything happening. So, Jeremy uses a new machine to make one of Patrick’s vases fall. Patrick goes to pick it up, and then he steps on Jeremy, who was using camouflage. “Ahhh!!! It’s Irving!” he yelled, and ran out of the house. Jeremy laughed. We go into the closet, where we see Yvonne breaking out of the ropes, and texting Harold: “Stuck in Patrick’s house. Jeremy. Bring Nicholas & Archie and come help. In closet.” Later, Harold, Nicholas, and Archie are running to Patrick’s house, and they see Patrick crying in front of the house. They ask him what’s wrong, and he tells them everything, everything he saw at least. He didn’t see the camouflaged Jeremy, so he just thought he stumbled on a ghost. Then, the four of them run inside and see Jeremy, who had taken off his camouflage. Patrick is very angry. While Harold, Nicholas, and Archie are getting Yvonne out of the closet, Patrick kicks Jeremy, and throws him out of his month. We then fast forward to “TWO DAYS LATER,” and it is Irving’s funeral. Patrick is crying, but it seems that he is finally over the loss of Irving. It seems that everything may finally be back to normal after two months of pain and suffering. But, thoughts are lingering in Yvonne’s head. The thoughts of her kissing Patrick on the cheek, and when they hugged, and both of them blushed. Did she have feelings for Patrick Star? And, did Patrick Star return those feelings? She decided it may be best to throw away any questions she has about the topic, and pretend nothing ever happened. But no matter what Yvonne thinks, it did happen, and they’ll both always remember it, but they have both decided to throw away any questions they have, and return to being friends, and just friends.

S2E7 (27)- Mr. Fix It/Talent Show: Mr. Fix It: One day, Patrick is watching TV, and his TV suddenly breaks. Harold and Yvonne are both out, so Patrick goes to Nicholas for help. He asks if Nicholas can help fix the TV, and Nicholas said he would definitely be able to. So he came over, and helped Patrick fix his TV in under a minute! Then, Patrick gets an idea. Nicholas could start a business! Nicholas thinks that it is a great idea, and he and Patrick try to think of a name for this business. Mr. Fix It! So, they start advertising, and then they get a call from Enrique (first seen in Is Nicholas a Friend?), the fastest runner in WaterFalls. His window is broken. So, Nicholas and Patrick head off, and Nicholas manages to fix it. Then, they get a call from Calvin (first seen in Lost), Jeremy’s former assistant. His phone is having trouble working, so Nicholas and Patrick rush over there. Then, when they get in, the lights turn off. Jeremy reveals himself, laughing. Calvin is there, somewhat smiling, but really looking mostly ashamed in himself. Jeremy is just standing there, and Nicholas says “I can fix you,” and he throws him out of Calvin’s house, fixes Calvin’s phone, and he and Patrick leave, deciding to shut down Mr. Fix It.
Talent Show: After winning the WaterFalls Talent Show last year, Yvonne is put on the judge’s panel for this year’s. Patrick plans to enter again with his trombone, and he asks Yvonne if she thinks he has a chance to win. She says honestly, no. Patrick is upset, but he doesn’t let it get to him. He practices, and practices, and practices. He has no time for his friends. He’s always practicing. Yvonne thinks he’s mad at her. So, she goes to his house, and hears him playing. She practically faints because it’s so amazing. The next day, Patrick plays at the talent show, and he wins. He is very happy, and he blushes, looking at Yvonne, as if saying, “You liar.”

S2E8 (28 )- Jeremy’s New Groove: It is the day after the events in the last episode, and Calvin is angry at Jeremy, his boss. He tells him that lately he has been very cruel. He was planning to kill Nicholas! Calvin threatens to quit, for good, unless Jeremy straightens up his act and apologizes to Patrick for killing Irving and almost killing his friend, Nicholas. Reluctantly, Jeremy goes and apologizes to Patrick. Patrick smiles, and he says it’s okay. Then, he talks to Yvonne, Harold, and Nicholas, and they say that this is their perfect chance for revenge on Jeremy. They can act like they are his friends, and then betray him in the end. So, Jeremy is a part of their group. They watch TV together, get ice cream, go to the park, and more. Then, Jeremy begins to get suspicious. Why are these four people being so nice to him? It makes no sense. They hated him just two days ago. So, he sets up cameras in Patrick’s house, and the next day, when he leaves, he looks and sees what the four of them are saying. They are saying how Jeremy is pathetic, and how he thinks they really are friends, and how they can’t wait to betray him. Jeremy knew it! He goes back to Patrick’s house the next day, still acting as if he is his best friend, and then, he takes out his sleeping gas, and robs Patrick’s house! When Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas wake up, they’re confused. But, they know what happened. “Aww, we didn’t even get to betray him!” Harold says. So, they go to Jeremy’s mansion in Patrick’s boatmobile, and then they turn the doorknob. The door is locked! Nicholas said, “I can handle this,” and he uses some karate moves and the door falls down. The four of them run in, and Calvin points them to a door on his left. The four of them smirk, and they go in there, and go in to beat up Jeremy. But, guess what? He gets out a smoke bomb, and throws it to the ground, then, he runs away. But, everything he robbed is still there! “Boy, he’s stupid,” Yvonne said. They laugh and put everything in Patrick’s boatmobile, with Calvin’s help. Calvin waves them off and says “Have a nice day!” Nicholas laughs and says, “Well, for a bad guy’s assistant, he isn’t so bad. Kinda nice, actually.”

S2E9 (29)- Harold’s Parent’s/Race Against Time: Harold’s Parents: Harold learns his parents are coming to visit him. He goes into shock. He hasn’t seen his parents since he left home. They were upset with the way he chose to live. They wanted him to be successful like them. Rich like them. Famous like them. They were the Cods. They were famous for acting in movies, and even more. No one knew that Harold was their son. He wanted it to stay that way. Either way, he cleans up his house, and then they come. Together they reminisce on his childhood days, and they begin to like their son again. They approve of him. They love him. Then, Patrick comes in, dumb as could be, and they are disappointed in Harold. So, Harold says Patrick is just “some annoying mental patient that doesn’t know when to get out.” So Patrick gets out of the house, very upset. Soon he rushes into Harold’s house and begins yelling at him. Harold is embarrassed… again. He tells his parents that he will speak with Patrick in the kitchen. He explains that he doesn’t want him to be around, and he’s sorry. So, Patrick goes out to the living room where Harold’s parents are and yells “Harold hates you!” loudly. His parents laugh and say it isn’t true. But Harold is sick of these lies by now and he says he is not very fond of them, and that Patrick is his best friend, not a mental patient. His parents laugh, and walk out, ashamed once more. Harold shrugs. “Oh well… I never liked them in the first place. Snobs.”
Race Against Time: There’s a new girl in WaterFalls! Her name is Time (not what you expected, huh?). She is an athlete, and, quite pretty. She runs, and runs, and runs. Some call her the fastest runner in WaterFalls. Then, Enrique, who was the fastest runner in WaterFalls, is shocked and offended. He challenges Time to a race. A race across town! At first, Time laughs. She laughs, and laughs, and laughs some more. Then, she realizes that Enrique is serious. She becomes very serious-looking and determined. She accepts his challenge. One week later, we see Patrick at his house, getting ready for the big race. He goes to watch with Yvonne. He asks where Harold and Nicholas are, and she says that they are watching TV because they thought the race sounded stupid and pointless, since they knew Time was faster than Enrique anyways. Yvonne laughed and said that Enrique was way faster, and the guys only liked Time because she was hot. Patrick kind of agreed. Kind of. He said “Uh… sure. I guess. Maybe.” Yvonne rolled her eyes, annoyed by him. During the race, everyone is cheering for Time. Everyone but Patrick and Yvonne. Yvonne isn’t cheering for anyone at all, and Patrick is switching people, because on one hand, he doesn’t want to upset Yvonne, but on the other hand, he doesn’t want to upset Time, because she’s, well, Yvonne said it best… hot. By the end of the race, Yvonne is enjoying it. She isn’t even disappointed when Time wins. When it’s all over and done with, in the spirit of victory, she kisses Patrick… on the lips!

S2E10 (30)- After the Kiss/New Soda: After the Kiss: Yvonne runs away, embarrassed. She’s blushing as much as it is scientifically possible for her to do. Patrick is still confused, just standing there with a blank yet excited expression on his face. Everyone in town is staring at Patrick because he looks so… strange. One of the townspeople, Ashton, snaps him out of it, and he runs home, confused, and still excited. Harold comes in the next day, and as soon as he sees Patrick he says “Holy crap. You wouldn’t believe what I’ve heard today.” He tells Patrick that he heard rumors that Patrick and Yvonne had some smoochie-smoochie time. Patrick says it was only for a second, and it was just a peck… on the lips. It sinks in. He had kissed Yvonne Starrina! He went to her house nervously, to talk about what happened. The door is locked. “C’mon, Yvonne, let me in. I just want to talk.” Soon, she unlocks the door. They talk. They decide it was just a spur of the moment, and it didn’t mean anything. Did it? Maybe. But, they don’t think so. That’s all that matters. Just friends. Always just friends, no matter what happens between them.
New Soda: We open up in a factory with a man crafting a new soda. He puts in a secret ingredient and laughs. Later, we see a can of the soda, and we see Patrick drinking it. He’s saying it’s “soooooooooooo good,” over. And over. And over. And over. Yvonne says that she thinks that that soda looks ‘sketchy.’ She advises Patrick to read the ingredients on the back of the can. But, he refused. That night, he is wandering WaterFalls. He wanders into Jeremy’s mansion! Jeremy thanks his new employee, Hank, for developing the soda and making sure Patrick got a can. Then, he takes Patrick into his back room and ties him up. Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas jump into Jeremy’s mansion the next day and get Patrick, telling him they’re not stupid. He left a note showing a map to his house. So, they take Patrick back home. Patrick apologizes for not listening to Yvonne. She says he should really start trusting her, because when he doesn’t, it only leads to trouble.

S2E11 (31)- Saint Nicholas: It’s Christmas in WaterFalls! One problem. No one but Patrick and Nicholas know what Christmas even is. So, they tell everyone in WaterFalls what it is, and they celebrate it that year. But, Nicholas disappears on Christmas Eve. Where is he? Patrick notices his name is Nicholas… and so is Santa’s. Could Nicholas be Santa Claus? He shares this with Harold and Yvonne, and they say that it could be plausible, well, Harold does. Yvonne says the idea is garbage, and the whole thing is a coincidence. Then Patrick points out that Nicholas knew what Christmas was. Yvonne points out that Patrick did too. Patrick said it was because he lived in Bikini Bottom. Yvonne said Nicholas might have lived in WaterFalls. Patrick said he didn’t because Patrick would have known him. Yvonne said he may have visited. Patrick said maybe he didn’t. Yvonne said that MAYBE another place besides Bikini Bottom celebrates Christmas. Patrick can’t argue with that. But he still thinks that Nicholas is Santa. He decides he’s going to investigate. “Come on, that idea is so far-fetched!” Yvonne keeps saying. But Patrick doesn’t let it stop him. He sneaks into Nicholas’s house, and suddenly when he steps in after breaking down the door he finds no evidence, but an alarm sounds and the police are summoned to the house. They take Patrick to jail. Harold comes and explains it was all a misunderstanding. When Patrick asks where Yvonne is, he says, “She said your ass can rot in jail for all she cares, and you should really start listening to her.” The next day, Nicholas comes home. When asked where he was, he says he was visiting his parents. Patrick calls him a liar and tells him that he was delivering presents to boys and girls everywhere. Nicholas is confused, and Yvonne explains everything, angry at Patrick, not facing him. Patrick decides he believes Nicholas, and Archie throws a Christmas party at his house, with Stacey singing a new song that she has written. She says, “Trust me, it’s gonna be awesome,” and then sings the amazing song. Everyone is clapping and cheering, and Patrick and Yvonne accidentally end up under the mistletoe. Yvonne shrugs and looks Patrick in the eyes. She leans in to kiss Patrick, and Patrick leans in to kiss her. The kiss is deepened. It’s bliss. “Finally,” Harold said. The episode ends, and the kiss still hasn’t been broken.

S2E12 (32)- After the Other Kiss…/Enrique Is So Depressed: After the Other Kiss...: It is one week after the Christmas party at Archie’s house. Patrick and Yvonne aren’t speaking to each other. Yvonne is embarrassed for letting that kiss go too far, and Patrick is upset that she isn’t talking to him. But Harold and Nicholas make them talk to each other, and so they talk. Yvonne apologizes, and Patrick says she has no reason to apologize.

“Listen Yvonne, I’ve been thinking a lot about this, and --“

“Patrick, I’m leaving WaterFalls to compete on a reality show.”

“What?!”

“Yeah, Underwater Survival. I sent in an application, and they accepted. I leave in a few weeks.”

Upon hearing this, Patrick goes in to kiss her, but she rejects and walks away. “Oh my, god!” Nicholas said. Both he and Harold feel horrible for Patrick.
Enrique Is So Depressed: Patrick and Yvonne have both been locked in their house for the past 21 hours, and Harold and Nicholas are so bored. They walk around town, and spot Enrique, sitting down on a bench sobbing. They ask him what’s wrong. He says his life has been horrible since he lost that race to Time. He never wins any races anymore. So, Harold decides that he and Nicholas can help him. Enrique excepts, and soon they are devising a plan so Enrique will start running again. They get an idea! If Enrique is challenged to a race, there’s no way he’ll refuse. So, Harold challenges, and he accepts. Harold throws the race, and Enrique is speeding along. Time is watching, and she is impressed. When Enrique wins the race against Harold, she challenges him to another race. This time, Enrique wins! Then, Time smiles, and takes Enrique into a passionate kiss. Later, Enrique thanks Harold and Nicholas. They are happy to help, but the urgent matter is the crisis between Patrick and Yvonne, and their friendship.

S2E13 (33)- Yvonne’s Departure: Patrick and Yvonne haven’t spoken since Yvonne delivered the news, and Yvonne is leaving tonight! Harold and Nicholas haven’t talked to either of them because they’ve remained locked in their homes. Archie blasts into Patrick’s house, saying he needs Patrick at work, or he’ll have to fire him. So, Patrick goes to work, very upset. Archie asks him what’s wrong, and Patrick explains everything. Archie feels horrible for Patrick. He’s always looked at Patrick like the son he never had, and he doesn’t want to see poor Patrick go through it. He lets Patrick go home, and he advises that he and Yvonne make up before she leaves for Underwater Survival. Patrick decides that he probably should apologize, so he knocks on Yvonne’s door. Inevitably, she doesn’t let him in, and the door is locked. “Please, Yvonne, I need to see you,” Patrick said. Soon, Yvonne unlocks and opens the door. She looks extremely sad, and Patrick immediately kisses her. This time the kiss deepens, and neither of them pulls away or looks at all hesitant. It lasts for what seems like a lifetime to the both of them, and Harold and Nicholas see and they both sigh in relief. They walk in and clap. Archie sees it too and claps with them. Even Jeremy is clapping for the two of them. Soon all of WaterFalls knows that Patrick and Yvonne finally kissed… for real. And they’re still kissing. When the kiss is finally broken, Patrick says, “I’ll miss you, Yvonne. I’ll miss you a lot.” That night, Yvonne gets on a plane so she can leave for the show. Before she leaves, Patrick gives her one last kiss. “See you after I win!” she says confidently, yet somehow remaining sad. “Goodbye,” Patrick said, his heart breaking. Yet he was okay. He had to let Yvonne go, and let her win that show, and when she came back, he would be ready, and they could have a relationship. Finally. It will be worth waiting for. He just doesn’t know if he can wait much longer.

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There's the first 13 Season Two episodes. Just 10 more left in the legendary season. :cheers: :cheers:

S2E14 (34)- I Look at This Photograph/Every Time it Really Makes Me Laugh: I Look at This Photograph: Yvonne had left the day before. Patrick is having difficulties adjusting to life without her. He is used to seeing her smiling face every day. He stares at a photograph he has of her. He can’t stop staring at it. It’s barely been a day and he’s already crying, missing her like crazy, wishing she was back. And it will be a long time before she returns to WaterFalls. Patrick is heartbroken. He stares at the picture every day. Once again, Harold and Nicholas are concerned. It’s now been three days, and Patrick has spent all his time staring at that picture. What’s going on? They go to Jeremy. They know he’s behind this. But he says he’s not, and Patrick is just obsessed with that Yvonne girl. So, Harold and Nicholas go back to Patrick’s house to get him to step outside and enjoy the weather. He refuses.

“Will he ever get over her?” Harold asks.

“Probably not,” Nicholas replied.

“Hey, at least it makes for some good TV. I mean Underwater Survival! What did you think I meant?”

But, Patrick then realizes he should spend time with his friends. They’ll help ease his pain. He steps outside. Harold and Nicholas are happy to see him. They go to see Scary Plotter 2 (first one came out in Movie Craze) together.
Every Time it Really Makes Me Laugh: Jeremy may not have done something to the picture the time before, but this time he is, he’s putting laugh goo on it! It will make Patrick laugh hysterically every time he sees the picture. He sneaks into Patrick’s house and spreads the goo all over the picture, and then sneaks out of the house. When Patrick goes in he has a laughing outburst. Then, Harold goes in and he looks at the picture too, causing him to laugh. It’s up to Nicholas to save them! He goes to Jeremy, since he knows it was him who did this to his friends, and demands the antidote. Jeremy doesn’t give it to him, so Nicholas runs to Calvin and asks for help. Calvin gladly helps out and gives Nicholas the antidote, and Nicholas climbs out the window and quickly puts the antidote on the picture. Everything is going to be okay.

S2E15 (35)- Hidden Cameras/Yvonne’s Eyes Turn Green: Hidden Cameras: Jeremy has a great new plan. He’s going to give Patrick the feeling of being watched. So when Patrick goes to work at Archie’s Shop one day, Jeremy goes into his house and sets up hidden cameras everywhere. But Harold goes in to water Patrick’s plants, and he thinks he hears someone. He checks, and he finds Jeremy, and then he locks him in Patrick’s closet and continues to get the cameras set up. After he is done he rushes back to his mansion and gets ready to have some fun watching Patrick. But then, he sees Nicholas walk in, and Patrick kills him! Then, Harold escapes from the closet crying, and kills Patrick! Jeremy turns the cameras off, horrified, and decides not to ever spy again. Then, Patrick, Harold, and Nicholas are shown laughing, giving high fives, since they just pulled the: Best. Prank. Ever.
Yvonne’s Eyes Turn Green: Patrick is taking a walk one day, and suddenly he spots a girl with blue eyes and brown hair. She is beautiful. Patrick asks what her name is, and she tells him it is Chenelle. Over the next few days, Patrick and Chenelle bond. Harold and Nicholas don’t know what to think, but then their neighbor, Robert (first seen in WaterFalls Challenge) hears a rumor that they are dating! They try to disprove the rumor and they go to Patrick’s house, only to see a make-out session between Patrick and Chenelle! They run out of the house, shocked.

“I thought Patrick loves Yvonne!” Nicholas yells.

“So did I!” Harold replied.

“Then why was he mackin’ on that other girl?!”

Both are upset, but no one is more upset than Yvonne. Her webcam was on for their entire kiss, and Patrick forgot to turn his off, meaning she got a front row seat. Later Chenelle leaves WaterFalls, because she was just on vacation. It is then Patrick realizes what he did was horribly wrong, but he doesn’t tell anyone. He doesn’t think anyone knows.

S2E16 (36)- Welcome to the Future… Drama! (1): Jeremy is having some issues thinking of a new plan to make Patrick miserable. He hires people to give him some plans, and he documents some, saving them for later. Then, he picks one at random, and comes up with a great one: Send Patrick, Harold, and Nicholas to the future! So with his advanced technology and plenty of money, Jeremy creates a gun that will beam the three of them to the future, forever trapping them there. But there is a minor complication, and he has Calvin help him with it. The gun won’t work! There’s some sort of issue with it, and when Calvin finally manages to fix it, it zaps him into the future! Jeremy doesn’t care. If he comes back, he doesn’t care. If he doesn’t come back, oh well. He’ll find a new assistant. Life goes on, and it would go on pretty easily without that backstabbing, unhelpful assistant. What matters is getting Patrick, Harold, and Nicholas to the future so he’ll never have to see them again! Plus, Patrick will be away from his precious Yvonne eye-candy, even though she had already left for that sure-to-be-mediocre reality show, Underwater Survival. He rushes to Patrick’s home with the gun carefully stuffed in his back pocket. He knocks on the door, and Patrick opens it, looking confused when he sees Jeremy. Then, Jeremy zaps him. Then, Harold runs, Jeremy zaps him. Nicholas runs. ZAP! Soon, all three of them are in the future. When they arrive, they run into Calvin, who looks upset. The four of them decide to stick together so they do not get lost and get separated. They need to find a way back to WaterFalls themselves. Then, they meet someone. “Hi, my name is Quacky Quackster. Who the hell are you?” The four of them laugh awkwardly, then some random guy comes up to them and yells, “WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!” Then, it finally sinks in. They. Are. Stranded. In. The. FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!

S2E17 (37)- Valentine’s Day… In the Future (2): Previously on The Misadventures of Patrick Star... Jeremy had issues thinking of a new way to make Patrick miserable, and he hired people to come up with ideas, leading to him getting the idea of sending Patrick, Harold, and Nicholas to the future. But Calvin is accidentally sent to the future as well. Jeremy zaps Patrick, Harold, and Nicholas, and they meet up with Calvin. Then, they meet Quacky Quackster. Then after an introduction from another man, it sinks in that they’re trapped in the future!

Quacky takes Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, and Calvin onto his ship, the Starmen 20X6. He introduces the four of them to Spongetarz, Patrock, and Spandy. Patrock looks almost just like Patrick! Patrick is baffled, and Quacky explains that it’s the future version of Patrick. And, Spongetarz looks identical to SpongeBob! It’s the future SpongeBob! After the introductions, they look at the calendar. It’s Valentine’s Day. “I promised Yvonne that I would call her on Valentine’s Day…” Patrick said. He’s really upset. He realizes: They’re in the future… Yvonne is dead. Unless they get back to the past, he’ll never see her again. Never.

“Uh-oh…” Harold said. “More of Patrick and his baby momma drama!”

“Uh… Yvonne isn’t Patrick’s baby momma,” Nicholas said.

“Or is he?” Harold said.

Nicholas couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. He punched his shoulder and said, “Shut up.”

Patrick is very upset. Harold and Nicholas tell him that it will be okay, and that he shouldn’t worry. Then he is surrounded by all the merchandise. The valentines, the candy hearts, more, and more, and more. He can’t take it anymore. He runs off to the graveyard, and he sees Yvonne’s grave. He is really upset. He pounds on the ground, crying. He leaves flowers there. He’s really upset. He’s so depressed. Spandy is the first one of Quacky’s friends to be concerned. She goes to see if Patrick is okay. He shuns her. She reminds him of Sandy, who is dead now, too. Then Spongetarz comes in, which doesn’t help at all. It only makes it worse. And worse. And worse. He confines himself to the room Quacky has provided him. Harold knocks on his door, but it doesn’t go down. Nicholas knocks it down with karate, and the two of them walk in. They talk to him, and he says, “We need to get back to our time.” The episode ends with “Our Time Now” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sftymVyLb-Q)

S2E18 (38 )- The Plan (3): Patrick, Harold, and Nicholas go to Calvin, saying they need to talk. They talk about how they could get back to their time, and Harold suggests asking Quacky. But, Nicholas does not trust him, he says he gets a ‘weird vibe’ every time they are around him, like he’s going to snap. Nevertheless, the four of them go to Quacky to ask him how they can get back to their time, and Quacky then runs away, looking nervous. The four of them are confused. They go to Spandy, who isn’t as nervous. She hesitates, but tells the four of them of the Time League. She says that the Time League controls time, and they don’t let anyone travel in time, only their Elders. Only the Elders can approve time travelers, but no one has seen the Elders in years. It is rumored that the Elders live in the Heart of the Time League Headquarters. Nicholas looks very nervous, but Patrick, Harold, and Calvin look intrigued.

“Crap,” Nicholas said. “We’re going to the Heart of the Time League Headquarters, aren’t we?”

“Oh yeah,” Harold said.

“Uh-huh,” said Patrick.

“You bet!” Calvin said enthusiastically.

Spandy got Spongetarz and Patrock, but they can’t find Quacky. They look for a long time, but just can’t find him. They decide to go on without him, and they go in the hovering boatmobiles to go to the Time League Headquarters. They manage to get there, and then they need to find a way to get in. They beat up some of the guards and they put their uniforms on. Then, they go into the building, and find a map. They then begin their journey to the Heart. But then, they run into Soul Crunchers. They remind you of the most painful things in life. One of them goes to Patrick, and reminds him of Yvonne. He begins sobbing horribly.

“Oh my, god!” said Harold. “I am sick of this crap!!”

“Shut up!” Patrick whined.

“He’s right Patrick, shut up,” said Nicholas. He looked very pained as well. One of the Soul Crunchers was attacking him. He is reminded of the death of his mother. He falls down, disturbed, upset, and heartbroken.

Patrick suddenly has an epiphany. He realizes that his friends are right. He should be happy for Yvonne, getting to be on that show. He should be cheerful, and enjoy the time with his friends that are still there.

Suddenly, Patrick gets away from the Soul Cruncher, and helps Harold, Nicholas, Calvin, Spongetarz, Patrock, and Spandy. But he had trouble with Nicholas. He assured him that everything was going to be okay, and that he needed to come. So, Nicholas eventually gets up, and they continue on their way to the Heart. But then, they are faced in front of thousands of men with hearts on their uniforms. The Guards of the Heart. “Oh crap,” said Harold.

S2E19 (39)- Quack to the Present (4): Previously on The Misadventures of Patrick Star... Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, and Calvin decide that they need to get back to their time as soon as possible, and they go to Quacky for help, but he just runs off. They then go to Spandy, and with her they devise a plan to infiltrate the Time League Headquarters and get to the Heart, where the Elders reside. Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, and Calvin go with Spandy, Spongetarz, and Patrock. But they are unable to find Quacky. They head to the Headquarters, and manage to get through some obstacles, but then the toughest one comes: Soul Crushers. They remind Patrick of Yvonne leaving, and he breaks down. But then Harold and Nicholas confront him, despite the fact that Nicholas is being forced to relive his mother’s death. After getting past the Soul Crushers, they are faces against thousands of men with hearts on their uniforms. The Guards of the Heart.

Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, Calvin, Spandy, Spongetarz, and Patrock are standing there in front of the thousands of Guards. They are horrified, and they know that they are going to be killed. But then, they hear they hear the distinct sound of a QUACK! Suddenly, Quacky burst in, and he, Spandy, Spongetarz, and Patrock smile. They tell Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, and Calvin to continue towards the Heart while they take care of the Guards. Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, and Calvin follow orders and continue towards the Heart. Then, they reach their destination: The Heart of the Time League Headquarters. They stand face-to-face with the three Elders. There is Gozrath, Imera, and Gucciano. The three of them stare at Patrick and his friends.

“We know your desires…” said Gucciano.

“We are contemplating your purity…” said Gozrath.

“We have reached our consensus…” said Imera.

“You will return to your time…” said Gucciano.

“You will complete a task…” said Gozrath.

“You will find the Underwater Fountain of Youth…” said Imera.

“No prob,” said Harold.

Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, and Calvin rushed to find the Underwater Fountain of Youth, and when they did, it was in the Ice Cave. It was being guarded by a sea creature known as the Barechacka. It was up to Nicholas and his karate to take down the beast, when he did, he and Harold went to the Fountain while Patrick and Calvin went back to the Elders. Later, the Elders are taken to the Fountain, and are all turned back to the age of 30. When Patrick asks how old they were before, they all say “1,074” and Patrick’s mouth drops open. Then, Gozrath, Imera, and Gucciano join hands, and stare at Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, and Calvin. They send them back to their time. The four of them are standing right in front of Archie’s Shop. Archie asks Patrick where he was, and Patrick tells him everything. Archie is shocked. He tells them that they were gone for two and a half weeks, though they were only in the future for about eight days. They all agree it was very peculiar…. Then, Calvin decides to go back to Jeremy. He doesn’t tell Patrick, Harold, Nicholas, and Archie though. All he does is run off.

S2E20 (40)- Archie For Mayor/And the Mayor Is…: Archie For Mayor: It’s time for the citizens of WaterFalls to elect a new mayor. Guess who’s campaigning? None other than… Jeremy! Patrick says that Jeremy can’t win the election, but no one is running against him. Archie is the only one gutsy enough to do it. He runs, but he needs help from his two best employees, Patrick and Nicholas, for his campaign. So Patrick and Nicholas make campaigning commercials for him, and flyers to put around WaterFalls. Jeremy sees the flyers, and chuckles. He thinks that Archie doesn’t stand a chance…. In fact, he knows that Archie doesn’t stand a chance. Of course, he’s well-liked and respected, and does tons for the community, and everyone hates Jeremy because he makes them all miserable. Suddenly he realizes that he is the one who doesn’t stand a chance. He has to do something so he’ll win… he gets the perfect idea.
And the Mayor Is…: The new mayor of WaterFalls is announced. And it’s… JEREMY!

“How did this happen?!” Nicholas cries.

“This can’t be true…” said Harold.

“I can’t believe him…” Patrick said.

“There’s no way this was a fair election,” Archie said. “Jeremy did something. He rigged the election somehow. There’s-- there’s no way that he actually won fairly.”

The four of them march to Jeremy to lodge a complaint and call him out. Jeremy laughs evilly. He says he won, and there’s not a thing they can do about it. His first thing he’s doing as mayor? Kick Patrick out of WaterFalls, of course.

S2E21 (41)- Wandering/Jack: Wandering: All Patrick can do is wander. And wander. And wander. And wander a little more. Sure, he has a lot of time to think after what all has happened this past year. A lot has happened. A lot. But, he can just barely remember what happened. Jeremy started laughing maniacally like a giant psychopath, and then these big thugs in leather jackets were suddenly grabbing him. He was being ‘escorted’ out of WaterFalls, they said. And Harold, Nicholas, and Archie tried to defend him, but Jeremy got some more of the leather jacket guys, that he called the WaterFalls Security Enforcement League, or WFSEL, to take to their homes. Then, Calvin came in, very visibly fed up with his boss. He confronts him.

“Jeremy, I have had enough,” he said.

“No one is making you stay,” said Jeremy. “But I do value your help and… I don’t believe that your dear mother would appreciate your resignation.” Jeremy showed Calvin a picture of Bobbetta, his mother, with an evil smirk on his face.

“You wouldn’t,” said Calvin.

“Oh,” said Jeremy, “I think I would.”

Suddenly, Patrick sees a man who is staring at him, and he goes up to him and begins talking to him, wondering where he is.
Jack: The man looks kind. He tells Patrick that his name is William. William invites Patrick into his home. Patrick asks where they are, and William tells him that they are in Rock Bottom, the populated part, of course. Soon, Patrick is introduced to William’s family: Tina, his wife, and Jack, his son. Tina gladly welcomes Patrick into her home, but Jack, is… a spoiled little brat. He’s about twelve years old, and obviously was not disciplined enough. Tina has a request. She needs Patrick to get Jack to behave. He treats everyone horribly, and he does not respect her or William. So, Patrick goes to Jack, and tries talking to him. Nothing. Jack just gets angry that some stranger is trying to tell him that he’s acting out. Ha. Ha. Ha. Why would he listen to Tubby? But Patrick saying that to him made him realize that maybe he had been kind of bad. Maybe he had been disrespectful. Maybe he needs to start treating people better. He acts much better, and Tina thanks Patrick, and tells him he can stay as long as he will need to. Then, the camera slowly crawls back to WaterFalls….

S2E22 (42)- Back in WaterFalls/The Battle in Calvin’s Brain: Back in WaterFalls: We see Archie, confined to his home.

“Stacey, this is so hard,” he said. “Jeremy has kicked Patrick out of WaterFalls, and he’s confined me to my home…”

“I know it’s tough, but you can get through it,” Stacey said. “You’re strong.”

“Thanks,” said Archie.

We then go to Jeremy, sitting in his office in City Hall. He’s cracking up. It’s been a week since Patrick left. He had to be dead by now. He would never be back. This makes Jeremy happy. Or does it? For the past two years, all he’s done is make the oaf miserable, and nearly kill him. What would he do without him? No, no, no, he shouldn’t be having those thoughts. Those thoughts would result in him… having a search party. Ha. Fat chance. No, it won’t be happening. He just has to keep telling himself that. Then we go to Harold’s house, where he and Nicholas are watching TV miserably. Patrick is gone, and they don’t know if he’s ever coming back. WaterFalls has been really gloomy since he left, at least North Falls Lane has been. They really want Patrick back, but they have no way of doing so. They, like Archie, have been confined to their homes, but Nicholas managed to sneak over to Harold’s house, but that’s all that he managed to do. He couldn’t devise some clever plan. He couldn’t help Patrick in any way. And he hated himself for that. He really did. Patrick was in everyone’s prayers. Everyone was praying that he wasn’t dead.
The Battle in Calvin’s Brain: Calvin does not know what he’s going to do. He can’t go on like this, working for Jeremy, but if he quit, who knows what the now insane clownfish would do to his mother? He hated being afraid like this. He absolutely hated it. But, he had to do something, secretly. He snuck out of City Hall, and gave Harold and Nicholas tons of food, and then went to Archie’s mansion to let Archie know that he would be out of there soon, hopefully…. He hoped Jeremy knew nothing about it. But, he would be sorely disappointed. Jeremy had cameras set up all through WaterFalls. He has seen everything that his backstabbing assistant had done. He was angry….

S2E23 (43)- The Road Back to WaterFalls: Patrick is enjoying himself in William’s home. It was actually his chance to sort of get away from it all. Get away from all the stress. Get away from missing Yvonne. Plus, this being banished thing had Yvonne totally out of his mind. Plus, Jack is kind of becoming his friend. He can’t imagine leaving them. But then he realizes: He has to get back to WaterFalls. He has to. He has to save his friends and the entire town from Jeremy. He begins packing, and says goodbye to William, Tina, and Jack. Jack says thank you to Patrick for turning his personality around, and he really appreciates it. Patrick says that it’s no problem, and he begins his trek to WaterFalls. It’s soooooo long. He knows he has a long road ahead of him.

Jeremy had been angered for the last time. The very last time. Bobbetta was tied up, in a chair, in Calvin’s room in Jeremy’s house. He was going to wait for Calvin to come home, and then tell him that he was confined to his room. Then, he would see his precious mother tied up. It was perfect. Then, he would kill that defiant assistant, with his mother watching. It was the perfect plan. Calvin came home, and Jeremy sent him to his room.

Patrick was now on the outskirts of WaterFalls, walking inside. But he was stopped by the WFSEL. He fights them off, one by one, and is joined by Harold and Nicholas, who escaped from Harold’s house. Then, he runs to Jeremy’s mansion, only to hear the sound of a gunshot....

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Season 2 ends... with a cliffhanger!!

S3E1 (44)- In Your Hands: Patrick, in shock, now runs faster to Jeremy’s mansion. When he sees a gun in Calvin’s hand and Jeremy laying down on the floor with a bullet wound in his stomach, his mouth hangs open, and he just stands there, gaping. What happened?

Calvin noticed that Jeremy was acting very strange and secretive…. It was the way he always acted when he was planning something. He got nervous, and snuck into Jeremy’s office to review his footage that he had got on tape. It showed him talking to himself, and then tying up Bobbetta. Then, he put a pistol in his pocket, and told Bobbetta his plan. Calvin then got a gun, and went into Jeremy’s mansion with his gun hidden under his shirt. Then, he took it out, and shot Jeremy right away.

Soon, an ambulance was at the mansion, and Patrick was describing what he saw. And he saw nothing. All he saw was Jeremy, the mayor of WaterFalls, laying on the ground, near dead. Was Patrick happy? Was he upset? He didn’t know how he felt. Jeremy is in the Intensive Care Unit, and WaterFalls gets a new mayor, a man named Ulrich Henning. Mayor Henning releases a statement saying that Jeremy may or may not pull through, and that even if he does pull through, he will not return to his position as mayor. In the meantime, Patrick is really enjoying his time back in WaterFalls, seeing his friends. He, Harold, and Nicholas are having loads of fun, more than Patrick has had since Yvonne left. Later that week, Calvin visits the hospital to see Jeremy.

“Welcome…” said Jeremy, “traitor….”

Calvin hastily apologizes to his boss, and says he’ll do anything to make it up to him.

“Anything?” Jeremy asks frailly.

Calvin nods.

“Kill Patrick Star. Take my place. It’s all in your hands now.”

S3E2 (45)- Devising a Plan/Adrenaline: Devising a Plan: Calvin has accepted Jeremy’s request, knowing that it very well could be his last request. He thinks of a plan to get rid of Patrick, and he thinks of one. Of course, it was a mediocre one, but still, it was one. So, he trapped Patrick in a cage. Patrick is confused, he asks what’s going on, and Calvin says nothing important. He’s only doing what Jeremy wants…. Patrick thought Jeremy could definitely do better than that…. Soon Harold and Nicholas bust down the door and rescue their friend, and Calvin is deeply disappointed. He goes to Jeremy, but he’s in a coma, and is unable to speak to him.
Adrenaline: After finally getting over Jeremy being in a coma, Calvin is running on loads of adrenaline. It was great! Doing something to Patrick, torturing him… was… EXCELLENT! He now realizes why Jeremy does it. Because it is amazingly fun. Not boring. Not miserable. Not like Calvin’s life. So, he does tons of wacky things to Patrick, sure, they’re not the caliber of Jeremy’s plans, but they’re still pretty good. Soon, Patrick is tired of it, he then comes up with a plan to stop Calvin. He gets tons of underwater-zebras to chase after him, and Calvin runs off.

S3E3 (46)- Oh. Snap!: Patrick is pretty bored. Not a lot has happened. So, he and Harold go on a walk while Nicholas is practicing his karate. While on the walk, Patrick gets a text message:

Hi, Patrick. It’s Chenelle. And GUESS WHAT? I moved to WaterFalls. We can start dating! I’ll meet you at your house in an hour. Be there!

“Oh. Snap!” said Harold.

“What?” Patrick asked.

“Uh… Chenelle is back,” he said, trying to make Patrick remember. “You know, the girl whose face you were trying to swallow a few months ago?”

Suddenly, it sank in. Chenelle was back. “Oh. Snap!” Patrick shrieked.

Patrick tried to avoid it. He stayed away from his house. He stayed away from his whole neighborhood. He started working more and more and more. Archie asks him what’s going on. Patrick explains everything. Archie is disappointed, but he tells Patrick that everything will be okay. He just needs to go and tell Chenelle that he loves Yvonne, and while he likes her too, he really loves Yvonne. But Patrick asks himself, really? But, he pushes those thoughts away. When Yvonne returned, he would still love her just as much as he had when she left, or even more. So, he went to Chenelle’s house, and she smiled as soon as he entered. Immediately, they were laying on the couch, making out, before Patrick had a chance to say a thing.


S3E4 (47)- Bad Thoughts and Webcams: After starting to date Chenelle, Patrick has questions stirring up in his head. Why is he doing this? Could this be… cheating on Yvonne? To the first question, Chenelle is pretty easy on the eyes. To the next one… he doesn’t think so. Technically, he and Yvonne aren’t together. So what, they kissed a few times…. Did that mean anything? Right now, in Patrick’s mind, it meant virtually nothing at all. And then he realized right now, Yvonne meant virtually nothing at all to him. He was supposed to be missing her like crazy, but ever since that night in the future, he wasn’t sure. He really liked her, but lately, he didn’t know if he loved her, like he used to think he did. But even then, did he? All these questions were confusing him. It hurt his head to think about things like this. He didn’t think his mind was this complex. The complexity of this situation was stressful. Then, he saw he was getting a Web Chat Request from Yvonne. He accepted, and then she saw Chenelle in the background.

She cringed. “Patrick… er, who is that?”

“Huh?” Patrick said.

“Who the hell is that skank in the background?” Yvonne said, grinding her teeth.

“Geez, don’t get so angry,” said Patrick. “It’s - - Chenelle. Chenelle, we… we’re friends.”

“Must be pretty good friends…” said Yvonne.

“What do you mean by that?” Patrick asked.

“I mean I saw you… groping her a few months ago,” Yvonne said. “You left your webcam on. I… I thought we had something special.” She began tearing up, and she wiped her eye with her hand, and got some tissues and blew her nose.

“You - - You saw that?” Patrick asked.

“Yes,” she said. “I did.”

Then, it was over. Yvonne turned off her webcam.

“Who was that, Pat?” Chenelle said.

“It was - - ” Patrick began, but then hesitated.

“It was who?” Chenelle asked.

“It was no one,” said Patrick. “Just… an old friend.”

S3E5 (48 )- Keeping Secrets/Calvin’s Disturbance: Keeping Secrets: Stacey has been hiding something from Archie. And he wants to know what it is that she has been hiding. He is really beginning to get suspicious. He asks her what’s going on, and she says nothing, but that’s a lie. We flashback to Stacey, visiting her doctor, who lets her know that she’s pregnant. She doesn’t know what to do. She asks him if he’s absolutely sure, and he says he is absolutely positive. Stacey is really nervous, and she doesn’t want to keep this from Archie, but she doesn’t know how he’ll take the news. But, Archie’s suspicions are really getting to him, and he tells Patrick to ask Stacey if she is hiding anything from Archie. Stacey breaks down when Patrick goes to ask her, and tells him everything, but she tells him he needs to keep the secret for her.
Calvin’s Disturbance: Calvin is trying to come up with a new plan to kill Patrick, or at least slightly maim him, or just make him slightly uncomfortable, or give him some sort of inconvenience…. But, no matter what, he gets distracted. Only now does he realize how tough this was for Jeremy. There was so much noise! Scallops chirping, construction, and more. So, Calvin goes outside and soothes some of the scallops, but they bite him. He screams, and runs off. He comes up with schemes to get rid of the scallops, then eventually, they leave because they are annoyed with Calvin disturbing them. Calvin considers this a victory. Then, he goes to take care of the construction. He asks the workers to stop, but they refuse. So, he tries to negotiate, and passes them a $5 bill. One of the construction workers is offended, and they beat him up. Eventually, they leave, because they are done for the day. Once again, Calvin considers this a victory. He goes back inside, to keep coming up with a great plan.

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There ya go! First 5 Season 3 episodes. More coming soon.

S3E6 (49)- Karate Lesson/First Date: Karate Lesson: Nicholas has to go to karate lessons, unfortunately. Lately his sensei has been downright cruel. He’s been making them break bricks with their pinky toes. Nicholas is getting annoyed. After a grueling lesson, Nicholas goes to confront his sensei, but only hears an interesting conversation.

“Master, soon, I will have the sacrifices,” Sensei Kurne said.

“You must make haste,” said Sensei Kurne’s master, whoever he was. “The deadline is approaching, and we need them.”

“I apologize, but I must make them strong before they are of any use to us,” said Sensei Kurne.

“Shut up,” said Master. “You must hurry.”

“Master Elyar, you must be aware that in order to take part in the war, these students must all become black belts,” said Sensei Kurne.

Master Elyar groaned. “Goodbye, apprentice.”

Nicholas heard a Poof! and soon, Sensei Kurne came out, looking angry. Nicholas hid.
First Date: Patrick and Chenelle decide to go on their first date instead of just staying locked inside of Patrick’s house, making out. Patrick decides that they should go to Jackson’s Fabulously Fancy Restaurant. Chenelle says that it sounds great. While they are there, they run into Enrique and Time, who look like they are arguing about something. Patrick asks what’s going on, and Enrique explains that he recently lost a race to a newcomer named Harvey. Harvey really is the fastest runner in town. Harvey then walks into the restaurant with a very familiar face: Yvonne’s sister, Shelly. Patrick feels awkward. He remembers going on a date with Shelly a while ago. He sinks down into his chair, avoiding Shelly. Chenelle asks what’s going on, and Patrick explains. She laughs, and then Shelly sees the two of them. It takes Shelly a second to recognize Patrick, then she immediately realizes who he is, and looks disgusted, and continues walking. Harvey smirks. Enrique is angry. There, in the restaurant, he challenges Harvey to a race. Then, Patrick and Chenelle leave the restaurant, searching for some peace and quiet. Eventually, they just find their way back to Patrick’s couch, on top of each other, making out.

S3E7 (50)- 50th Episode Spectacular!: In this hour long special, the producers, writers, directors, and cast talk about what it was like to get this far. There are loads of interviews, and more. And, there is an exclusive tour of the office, and an interview with Stacey Ferguson (Fergie), the voice of Stacey. Plus, there’s tons more! Loads of music, and then, we get to see a sneak peek on things to come from Season 3. We see a strange fish who looks a lot like Harold, Nicholas’s Sensei Kurne, Chenelle, and more in the six-minute long sneak peek! Then, the creator of the show talks about his inspiration, and how he thinks the show has changed from how it was in the first episode to how it is now, and if he thinks these are good changes or bad ones.

S3E8 (51)- MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy Visit/Big Mouth: MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy Visit: MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy come to WaterFalls, and Patrick is really excited to meet his two favorite superheroes. But then he realizes, they’re so senile, they have no clue where they are. So, it is Patrick, Harold, and Nicholas’s responsibility to return the two retired crime-fighters to Bikini Bottom where they belong. Along the way, they must fight the Dirty Bubble, ManRay, and more, but they manage to get them home safely. The problem is, even when they’re home, they have no clue where they are.
Big Mouth: At work one day, Archie is really tense. He knows that Stacey is hiding something, and he knows that Patrick knows what it is. As much as Patrick wants to tell Archie that Stacey is pregnant, he swore to her that he wouldn’t tell. Why should he? But, as soon as Archie walks over, sure enough, Patrick blabs. Archie’s mouth makes the shape of an O, and he walks away, in shock. Patrick now realizes that he has made a big mistake, and he goes to tell Stacey what he did. When he goes to see her, she’s really upset with him, but she decides that she’ll tell Archie before he’s angry with her. Then, Archie walks in, and hugs Stacey as tight as he can.

“Why didn’t you tell me that I’m going to be a father?” he asked, with a tear in his eye.

“I don’t know…” Stacey said. “I didn’t know how you would handle it. Why are you crying?”

“Because these are tears of joy,” he said. “I’ve always wanted a child.”

“Oh,” Stacey said. “I love you.”

“I love you too.” Archie said.

Patrick smiled. Had he done this? He hoped so, because both of them looked really happy.

S3E9 (52)- Long-Lost Brother: How exciting has life in WaterFalls been lately? You can ask any of the city’s residents. Except Harold…. Everyone has something going on except him. There’s Patrick, having some fling with Chenelle, Nicholas thinking Sensei Kurne is evil, Archie getting a baby, Jeremy being shot, and Calvin trying to kill Patrick, oh, and Enrique sucking at running, again. What’s going on for Harold, though? Nothing. Until today! He gets a knock on his door, and he sees a face that looks… a lot like him. In fact, nearly identical, except he’s wearing a different-colored shirt. Harold invites the stranger in, and they begin talking, and talking, and talking. The stranger tells Harold that his name is Edmond, and that he is Harold’s twin. Harold is in shock. He kicks the stranger out, calling him a liar. Then, he goes to talk to Patrick and Nicholas, who tell them it’s not that ridiculous. Harold’s parents were divorced. Harold lived with his mother, and it’s possible that Edmond lived with their father. Harold decides that they could be right, but he wants to be sure that this guy really is his brother. He tells him that the two of them are going to the doctor’s office, and Edmond happily obliges. The doctor runs a DNA test, and… they’re brothers. Harold is still in shock, but he has no choice but to accept that this stranger is the brother he thought he never had. Edmond tells Harold that he was just fired from his job, and he has no place to go. Harold hesitates, but decides to let his brother live with him. He gets some money, and makes a room for Edmond to stay with him in his home.

S3E10 (53)- Stormy/Mystery II: Stormy: Patrick and Chenelle want to try to go on a date, again…. But, they can’t. They try to walk out the door, and then lightning nearly hits them, they rush back inside, trapped inside because of the extremely stormy weather. Then, Harold and Edmond step out of his house, not thinking the storm is that big, going to visit Patrick. Then, when they get there, Patrick pulls them inside so they don’t get zapped. Then, Nicholas walks over to the house with ease. Patrick wonders if the lightning is over. He steps outside, and as soon as he does, he is zapped. Then, we go to see Calvin, controlling the storm, laughing evilly. Then, he accidentally zaps his remote that he is using to control the storm, and suddenly, everything goes haywire. He works hard to stop the giant storm, and then is electrocuted at least twenty-nine times in the process. But, eventually, the storm is over, and Calvin is sent to the hospital.
Mystery II: Nicholas is being completely paranoid about Sensei Kurne, and Patrick and Harold are sick of it. This looks like a case for Patrick and Harold, they get on their detective uniforms. Patrick is… Detective 1. Harold is… That Other Guy! They seek out to prove Nicholas wrong about his sensei being evil, so they go to his dojo. There, they see Sensei Kurne. Detective 1 goes in to interview Sensei Kurne, but Sensei Kurne uses karate to knock him out. That Other Guy hides. Sensei Kurne then talks to someone that is named Master Elyar. That Other Guy remembers that name… Nicholas was right! He grabs Detective 1 and goes back to Nicholas’s home to tell him everything. Case closed!

S3E11 (54)- That Stupid Song/Patrick Patty: That Stupid Song: Lately, Patrick is really starting to enjoy dating Chenelle. Not only because she won’t stop making out with him, which is notably pretty great, but he is really beginning to enjoy being around her. Then, they turn on the radio one day, and what song is on? “Wishing I Had You.” A song Yvonne wrote. The song Yvonne wrote (see Season 1 Episode 18: Hide and Seek/Yvonne Writes a Song). Suddenly, Patrick begins missing Yvonne more and more. The thoughts surface again. The thoughts about how this is wrong, and how he should be anxiously waiting for Yvonne’s return, and not livin’ it up with Chenelle. So, he breaks up with Chenelle. She runs off, crying. Harold and Nicholas are extremely happy, but they ask Patrick why he did it. He explains. Edmond gives him some advice. He tells him that he should enjoy Yvonne’s time away, and if being with Chenelle is what it takes to enjoy it, then he should be with her, as long as Patrick knows that this is just a fling, and that he can’t ever see he and Chenelle getting married and having children. So, Patrick goes to Chenelle’s house, and the two get back together.
Patrick Patty: One day, Archie’s Shop is low on business, and a customer comes in. For some reason, he thought it was a restaurant. Archie apologizes, and tells him that it is a store, and not a restaurant, though they do sell groceries. Then, Patrick has an idea. He remembers the Krabby Patty! He immediately makes one, remembering a time in Bikini Bottom when SpongeBob told him the secret formula. The customer tells Patrick the patty is scrumptious, and he asks what it is called. Patrick nearly says Krabby Patty, but then he gets an idea -- the Patrick Patty! He tells the customer the name, and the customer soon tells all his friends. Soon, business is booming! People want Patrick Patties, and while they’re at Archie’s Shop, they buy other things, too! It’s great for Archie. Then, Patrick feels overworked. Customer demand is up. So, Archie suggests that they get a few more fry cooks to help Patrick out. But, Patrick thinks that the secret formula should stay secret, and that if he gets three fry cooks, they three of them will know, then soon three more people will know, and three more people, and soon more. So, he tells Archie that Patrick Patties are officially… gone.

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And THAT is every episode of the show so far.

New episodes coming tomorrow. Get excited!

It's time for...

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The first new episode of The Misadventures of Patrick Star in nearly a MONTH!

S3E12 (55)- Confronting Kurne: Nicholas is finally going to talk to Kurne about what he heard. After what feels like his longest karate lesson ever, he confronts the old fish. Kurne has a gray beard that goes down past his chin, and he is completely bold, his head shinier than King Neptune’s.

“Sensei…” Nicholas said. “I have a problem.”

“And what is this problem?” Kurne uttered through the side of his small mouth.

“I want to know what it is that you’re up to.”

“And,” Kurne began, and Nicholas swore he could see fire in his eyes, “what do you mean by that, young Nicholas?”

“I heard you talking to a man… Master Elyar. And I have two friends - Detective 1 and That Other Guy… I mean, Patrick and Harold - who are witnesses.”

“I see…” Kurne said, his yellow teeth clenched. As he spoke, Nicholas could smell his horrible, rancid breath. If this man was evil, he didn’t know what was. “Master Elyar… he has given me a mission. A quest, if you will. That quest is to raise an army of ultimate ninjas to destroy a… certain citizen of WaterFalls.”

“Who is your target?” Nicholas asked.

“That information will not be revealed.”

“Well, you were telling your master that you would get him ‘the sacrifices.’ What are they?”

“Young Nicholas, you know of the ritual of Ehrr. Everyone close to your victim will be killed before them. Then, your victim faces a more excruciatingly painful death, according to ancient lore.”

“So, you’re going to get everyone that’s close to your victim?” Nicholas asked, beginning to understand the big picture of what was going on.

“Indeed…” Kurne said. “Unfortunately… I have already said too much.”

Kurne aimed his foot at Nicholas’s jaw, but Nicholas grabbed the man’s foot, and threw him across the room. Kurne sprang back up, and punched Nicholas right in the face. Nicholas clutched his face in agonizing pain, and Kurne kicked him, causing him to fall down. Nicholas awoke later, smelling the sound of smoke. When he opens his eyes, he sees the room… on fire around him. What he wonders is… why is he not burning? In any case, he gets out of the room that he was in. Outside, he sees that it says “Welcome to Coralwood.” Which means, Nicholas is now trapped in Coralwood. Kurne tried to kill him, then shipped him to Coralwood! That was painfully far from WaterFalls! But the main question on Nicholas’s mind… would Kurne ever stop calling him ‘young’ Nicholas? Er… let’s try that again. How was he still alive with the fire? With no marks to show he was even in a fire?

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Shocking? Revealing? More than that? I would soooo love reviews. =P New episode coming soon.

This will be a multiple-episode story arc, along with other things going on this season. And the drama doesn't end in Season 3.

S3E13 (56)- Suspicions/Fight! Fight!: Suspicions: Patrick is noticing some strange things about Harold’s long-lost twin brother, Edmond. Lately he seems very tense, and every time the conversation leads to his childhood, the memories are ‘hazy’ and he’s at a loss for words, like he’s trying to come up with some sort of story to tell. A false story. Patrick decides to go to Archie for advice. But, Archie isn’t there. He and Stacey are at a doctor’s appointment to determine the sex of their child. So, Patrick goes straight to the source, Edmond. He’s never been alone with the sketchy - well, let’s admit it - stranger, before. He was just a little nervous, but he went to the house while Harold was at the store. There, he saw someone that was not Edmond. Except… Patrick knew it was. There was a-- costume right next to him. A disguise! Edmond was just a guy in a Harold suit! Patrick did not speak. His fears had been confirmed, unfortunately.
Fight! Fight!: Patrick goes to Harold with his suspicions. Harold only laughs, saying that Patrick must be joking. Patrick says he’s serious, to which Harold turns solemn. He asks if Patrick has any evidence.

“Isn’t it evidence enough that me, your best friend, is telling you this?” Patrick said.

“Does that mean you have no proof?” Harold said impatiently.

“Harold, he’s in a costume!” Patrick said indignantly.

“A costume of what?” Harold said.

“A costume of YOU!” Patrick yelled.

“Patrick, I think it’s time for you to leave.”

Patrick leaves Harold’s house, feeling angry. He knocks on Nicholas’s door, to no avail. He goes to Archie’s Shop, no sign of him there. He goes to his dojo, where Sensei Kurne grabs him, ties him up, and throws him in the back room.

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Short? Yeahhhh. Important? Yeahhhh!! Reviews appreciated.

A new episode is coming...

THIS

WEEKEND!!!!!!!!

Today? Tomorrow?

You'll find out.

I WANT A NEW MISADVENTURES.
RIGHT NOUGH

S3E14 (57)- The Doctor’s Office/Where Are My Friends?: The Doctor’s Office: Archie is really nervous. He’s at the doctor’s office with Stacey, they’re in the waiting room, getting ready to see if the baby is healthy, and find out the sex of the baby. Archie sees a sick little boy in the waiting room. His mother gets a call on her cell phone, and her son tries to follow her out as she walks outside to talk. She holds up a finger, telling him to wait (ironyyyyy… they’re in the waiting room. Duh). Then, Archie starts talking to the little boy. The boy is cracking jokes with Archie, asking him to play Legos with him, and Archie suddenly can’t wait to be a father. Suddenly, the boy’s mother is back in, and it’s time for the doctor to see the boy. The boy waves goodbye to Archie, and Archie waves back. Later, when it’s time for Archie to find out the sex of his baby, he isn’t afraid. And he’s happy to hear it’s a boy….
Where Are My Friends?: It’s been two weeks since Patrick and Harold’s falling out and Sensei Kurne capturing Patrick, and Harold is finally ready to forgive his buddy… when he realizes that he is nowhere to be seen. He knocks on his door to no avail, and he goes to Archie’s Shop, where Archie excitedly tells him the sex of the baby… and that he hasn’t seen Patrick, or Nicholas, for that matter. And Yvonne is gone. There’s no one there. Is everyone avoiding him? He calls Patrick on his cell phone, and someone answers. Who is it? Kurne.

“Who is this?” Kurne said.

“I think I should be the one asking that question,” said Harold.

“This is none of your business, boy…” Kurne said.

The call ended. Then, as the episode ends, we see Yvonne getting off her plane, back in WaterFalls.

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Just 10 more episodes left in the epic third season. Stay tuned....

Sorry for the 2 month wait. I hope this makes up for it...

I am so honored that this very special episode of Misadventures is my 100th post on the Community. Enjoy.

S3E15 (58 )- An Unusual Return/He‘s Got the Power: An Unusual Return: In the morning, there is a knock on Harold’s door. It’s none other than Yvonne, who’s looking great! She gives him a hug, and asks where Patrick is. Harold explains, and Yvonne begins to worry. Then, someone else knocks on the door. Harold winces when he sees who it is. Chenelle. Yvonne does something that’s not like her… she slaps Chenelle.

“I’m back, Skankzilla…” Yvonne said. “So you can stay away from my boyfriend.”

Chenelle laughs. “I don’t think so. And I don’t even know where my Patrick is. But when he gets back, he’s going to choose me. Not you.”

“Get out,” Yvonne says between clenched teeth.

“Oh, and that’s for you to decide? Last time I checked this was Harold’s house. Not yours.”

“Chenelle, get out. Me and Yvonne need to talk,” Harold said.

“It’s about Patrick. I know it!” she said. “And since it is, I’m staying. I’m… I’m worried about him. Please let me stay.”

“Fine…” Harold said.

Yvonne crossed her arms and sighed.

“What’s going on with Patrick?” Chenelle said. “I haven’t seen him in days.”

“It’s got something to do with Nicholas’s sensei, Kurne,” Harold said. “We all need to get to the dojo.”

“This guy could be dangerous,” Yvonne said. “We’re gonna need some sort of protection.”

“I hate to admit it, but Yvonne’s right,” Chenelle said.

“Alright, well I’m not exactly the House of Weapons,” Harold said.

“I know who could help,” Yvonne said.

“Who?” Harold and Chenelle asked.

Yvonne drove Harold and Chenelle to the home of whoever could help. They arrived at a house, one that looked familiar to Harold. Yvonne got out and knocked on the door, and Enrique opened the door, Time standing behind him. WaterFalls’ top athletes. If the stereotype machine was working, then they must know kung fu or some sort of self defense mechanism. Yvonne told them everything, and they agreed to help. They were going to go to the dojo, but Yvonne had one more stop. Harold knew this house. Archie and Stacey’s mansion. Yvonne told Archie everything, and Archie agreed to come.

“I’m coming, too,” Stacey said.

“Dear, you’re seven months pregnant,” Archie said. “There’s no way you’re coming with us.”

“Listen Archie,” Stacey said, “we both know I’m going to come either way. So let’s save the fight and get to the dojo, and save Patrick Star.”

“I love you,” Archie said. The two share a kiss, and they hop in the boatmobile.

Seven fish crammed into Yvonne’s boatmobile, they get ready to save Patrick Star, forgetting about their other good friend, Nicholas, who is also in quite the predicament.
He‘s Got the Power: Nicholas was standing in front of Master Elyar. He had long, snowy white hair that drooped down, extending across the ground. His pupils were a stunning red, his face covered in the deepest of wrinkles.

“It is time to let Ehrr commence,” Master Elyar declared.

“Ehrr?” Nicholas asked. “Like, the death of a loved one first, then leading to a more painful death for the target… You’re after Patrick!”

“Correct,” Master Elyar said.

“Why?” Nicholas asked.

“Orders from Calvin Clam,” Master Elyar said.

“Whoa,” Nicholas said. “I never thought he’d go this far into torturing Patrick.”

“Yes, yes,” Master Elyar said. “Very interesting. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for me to kill you.”

Master Elyar flew up into the air in slow motion, and kicked Nicholas right in the face. Nicholas felt a sort of power rushing through his veins. In a rapid burst of punches and kicks, he knocks Master Elyar down, killing him. The student has become the master, in a very unexpected twist. Suddenly, a bus to WaterFalls swung up right in front of him, and he knew that’s where he was needed. He yelled at the bus driver, telling him to go faster, and that his friend’s life depended on it. He had all the answers that they needed, and this guy was driving 2 miles an hour. It was ridiculous. He threw the guy off the seat, and through him to the back of the bus. Power still running through his veins, Nicholas wired the bus so it could go unbelievably fast. He started driving, and got to WaterFalls in 10 minutes. He arrived at the same time as Yvonne, Harold, Archie, Stacey, Enrique, and Time. It was time to save Patrick.

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A new episode coming very soon. Season 3 is getting closer and closer to its end.

Here's another one!!

S3E16 (59)- Waking Up/Friends Stick Together: Waking Up: Calvin was visiting Jeremy in the hospital. He had spent months and months comatose, and now something amazing occurred. Jeremy woke up. Calvin was so relieved, and he told Jeremy about his scheme to kill Patrick, hoping his boss would be ecstatic. Instead, Jeremy hopped out of his hospital bed and slapped Calvin across the face.

“What was that for?” Calvin asked.

“First of all, don’t ever get involved with Kurne and Elyar. Ever. Second, my schemes with Patrick never went that far for a reason. Sometimes, I want to kill him, but not that horribly. He’s only a person. And this show should be semi-appropriate for children!”

“Oh,” Calvin said. “And sir… please don’t break the fourth wall.”|

“Sorry,” Jeremy said. “Now we have to stop Kurne from killing Patrick and his friends.”

“His friends?” Calvin asked.

“You don’t know anything, do you? When they say they kill someone, they do it in a horrible way. Ehrr is the most common. You kill their loved ones first, and then you kill them, with their loved ones’ corpses surrounding them, in a circle.”

“WHOA!” Calvin just said.

“What?” Jeremy asked.

“Like, 2 seconds ago you said this show should be appropriate for children!” Calvin said.

“Oh, shut up,” Jeremy said.

“Glad to have you back, sir,” Calvin mumbled.

“Hey, I haven’t forgotten you shooting me,” Jeremy said.

Calvin’s phone started to ring. He answered.

“Bad news, Elyar is dead,” Kurne said. “Good news, all of his friends are right outside. Just where I want them.”Friends Stick Together: Harold, Yvonne, Nicholas, Archie, Stacey, Chenelle, Enrique, and Time were standing outside the dojo.

“We need a plan,” Enrique said.

“No time,” Chenelle said. “We gotta save my Pat!”

“We have to think about this logically,” Yvonne said. “And, he’s MINE.”

“Mine…” Chenelle said.

“Mine…” Yvonne countered.

“Shut up, both of you,” Nicholas said. “By the way, welcome back Yvonne. And… I agree with Chenelle, for some reason. There’s no time for us to make any sort of strategy. We need to get in there and save Patrick, before there’s no Patrick to save.”

“Let’s go!” Archie said.

“I just realized something, Time,” Enrique said.

“What?” Time asked.

“We’re risking our lives to save someone we hardly know!” Enrique screamed.

“You present a good point…” Time deduced.

Arm in arm, the two of them run away.

“Cowards!” Stacey yelled.

“I guess we have to go in without them,” Harold said.

“You’re right,” Yvonne said.

“We really do barely know them…” Harold said.

“No, we helped them a couple of times,” Nicholas said.

“Oh yeah,” Harold said. “Do you remember when? And how?”

“On a few separate occasions. There was that jar of mayonnaise, and when Time got that kelp stuck in her tooth…” Nicholas said.

“Shut up and let’s go!” Yvonne yelled.

Then, Jeremy and Calvin arrived.

“He’s alive?” Harold asked.

“Why wouldn’t he be?” Yvonne asked.

“Oh... we forgot to tell you that part. Calvin shot Jeremy, and put him in a coma. It’s a long story,” Harold said.

“Yes, yes, I’m alive. Now, I make one offer to save your friend.” He rolled his eyes. “Take it or leave it.”

“We take it!” Chenelle said.

“Thought so,” Jeremy said.

He and Calvin walked inside, and walked out with Kurne in handcuffs, and Patrick, happy as could be. Patrick saw Yvonne, ran over, and passionately kissed her, not caring that Chenelle was standing there at all.

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And that is one of my favorite episodes... new episode coming soon.

New episode!!

S3E17 (60)- One More Thing.../Chenelle's New Job: One More Thing...: Everything seems back to normal in WaterFalls. The gang is back together. Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas... and Chenelle, who won't leave until Patrick chooses between her and Yvonne. Patrick figured she would know he chose Yvonne since he kissed her, but Chenelle just wouldn't take the hint. Patrick didn't want to actually tell her, as annoying as she could be, he really didn't want to hurt poor Chenelle. With him disappearing, his poor girlfriend had been through more than enough lately. Breaking up with her would be the last straw. It would totally break her heart. And she would TOTALLY lose the last ounce of sanity that she had left. One day, the five of them were at Patrick's house, talking.

"So did you win?" Nicholas asked Yvonne.

"Second place!" Yvonne said.

"Why do you seem so happy about that?" Nicholas asked. "You lost."

"Because I get a month-long trip to Vacation Bottom with three friends!" Yvonne said. "And you guys know who the three friends are. Patrick, Harold, and Nicholas!"

"WOOOOOO!!!" the three of them shouted.

"Well how am I going to get there?" Chenelle asked.

"You're not," Yvonne said. "I hate you and would not invite you to Vacation Bottom with us in a million years or more. And Patrick doesn't like you, so you should just leave."

"Do you really not like me, Patrick?" Chenelle asked. "You want me here, don't you? We have something very special, don't we?"

Patrick had to think about this for a while. Should he break her heart, and surely drive her down the road of insanity? He should, but he should at least let her down easy...

"Chenelle, I hate every little thing about you, and I want you to get out of my house before I call the authorities," he said.

Ouch. That wasn't easy.

"Fine!" Chenelle yelled. "But this isn't the last you've seen of me, Patrick Star!"

She ran out the door in a huff. Yvonne laughed, and kissed Patrick with an amazing amount of passion.

"Just think... one year ago we were in the future... and it was Valentine's Day, exactly one year ago today..." Nicholas said.

In between a kiss, Yvonne said, "First, when were you in the future? Second, happy Valentine's Day, Patrick Star."

And she kissed him again.
Chenelle's New Job: After getting her heart broken by Patrick, Chenelle has indeed gone insane. And here she is, standing in front of Jeremy's mansion. After more than a year of knowing Patrick, she knows what Jeremy does for a living. And she wants to help him. She rings the doorbell, and Calvin Clam lets her inside.

"I know you... Chenelle MacLaren, from Bikini Top! Dated Patrick Star for a long time, but was dumped four days ago for the very charming Yvonne Starrina."

"Wow..." Chenelle said. "How in the world do you know that?"

"My boss wants me to know every single thing about every single person that is close to Patrick."

"Hmm... what's my dad's name?"

"Henry."

"My mom's name?"

"Marge."

"My brother's name?"

"You don't have a brother, but you've wanted one since you were six years old and your friend Sarah got her baby brother Mark, who you thought was THE cutest thing."

"Impressive..." Chenelle said.

"So what is your business here?" Calvin asked.

"I'd like to work for Jeremy," Chenelle said.

"You do know what he does, correct?" Calvin asked.

"He works to torture Patrick Star," Chenelle replied. "Duh."

"You're hired."

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Short, but very important. Hopefully, a new episode is coming soon.

S3E18 (61)- Oh, Another Thing (1): Just when they think that all problems are over, the gang comes across another one. Is Edmond really Harold's long-lost brother? Harold says that he is definitely his brother, Nicholas isn't sure, and Yvonne is of course agreeing with her new boyfriend, Patrick. So, they need a deciding factor. Harold brings up the fact that Edmond already took a DNA test, and it said they were definitely brothers. And Patrick and Yvonne said that he could have easily paid for the DNA test to say that. Doctors may often succumb to bribery. Nicholas agrees with them, and says that there is one way to find out. So the four of them go to Archie's Shop and borrow special hidden cameras, with Archie's explicit consent, of course. They place them in Edmond's bedroom in Harold's house. Over the next few days, nothing out of the ordinary occurs in the room. So, Harold concurs that Patrick and Yvonne were wrong. A fight sparks between the three of them. Then, Harold interrupts and says "Look!" They all turn their heads, and see that Edmond is taking off his little Harold suit. The man beneath the Harold suit was an unattractive, ratty looking guy. The four of them sprinted for the room.

"AHA!" the four of them said in unison.

Then Edmond pulled out a gun.

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Suspense!! New episode soon!

S3E19 (62)- Shoot to Thrill (2): Patrick, Yvonne, Harold, and Nicholas are being held at gunpoint by the person who had claimed to be Harold's brother. They were all under a great deal of fear. Yvonne reached for her phone. Edmond put his finger right on the trigger.

"No calls!" he said. "Give me your phone. All of you."

They handed him their phones.

"Wh-what's your real name?" Nicholas asked.

"Marty," he said.

"That's a nice name," Yvonne said.

"Don't try to flatter me now, Sweetcheeks..." Marty said.

"Does anyone say Sweetcheeks anymore?" Yvonne asked.

"I would advise you not to tick off the man with the gun..." Harold whispered in her ear.

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Jeremy was looking through his hidden cameras of Patrick and his friends' houses and saw that someone was holding a gun to the four idiots. He decided to do the right thing and call the authorities.

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The police pulled up to Harold's house.

"Who called the police?!" Marty yelled.

"You've been here with us the whole time, Marty," Nicholas said. "You KNOW that none of us have."

"DAMN!" Marty yelled.

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Calvin was looking at the house through the hidden cameras. He heard Marty say 'damn.'

"Doesn't anyone know that this show is supposed to be appropriate?" Calvin asked.

"Shut up..." Chenelle sighed.

"What are you so upset about?" Calvin asked.

"I'm worried, okay?" Chenelle said, sounding even more irritated.

"Okay... don't get your panties in a bunch..." Calvin said.

"You JUST said that this show had to be appropriate!" Chenelle yelled.

Jeremy walked into the room.

"So, do you still have feelings for Patrick?" Calvin asked Chenelle.

"Just lingering ones..." Chenelle said. "I'm sure they'll vanish soon."

"Well, if those lingering feeling don't vanish, you're out," Jeremy said. "I can't have one of my employees going soft on me."

"Don't worry, sir," Chenelle said. "I am completely loyal to the cause."

"Well great," Jeremy said with a hint of sarcasm in his tone.

Calvin cleared his throat.

"What?" Jeremy asked.

"Well, I just don't think you should talk about going soft, sir..." Calvin said.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" Jeremy asked.

"Well... the past three years, you've had plenty of chances to 'pull the trigger' on Patrick Star, but you haven't. You've just chickened out, over and over again. You've gone soft... over and over again," Calvin explained.

"Calvin Clam, you've been developing a backbone during my comatose state," Jeremy said with a sneer. "I hate it."

"Well I'm sorry," Calvin said. "I'm just tired of being pushed around."

"Apparently," Jeremy said. "Let's see, you shot me... you nearly launched a mass murder... and now... now you accuse me of going soft."

Then Calvin punched Jeremy in the face... over and over again.

~~~

"Come out with your hands up!" a police officer yelled from outside of the house.

Marty cursed under his breath. He grabbed Harold, stuck the gun to his back, and went outside.

"I'll shoot him!" Marty threatened.

In the house, Patrick, Yvonne, and Nicholas were talking about what they could do.

"Nicholas, karate!" Patrick yells.

Nicholas runs outside, and kicks the gun out of Marty's hand. It lands right in a police officer's hand.

"Crap," Marty said.

He had no choice. He surrendered, and got in the police car.

Recovering from one of the scariest experiences of their lives, they all high-fived each other.

~~~

Chenelle finally managed to get Calvin off of Jeremy. Jeremy was bleeding severely.

"Call 9-1-1," Jeremy said.

"I don't think it's that bad, sir," Chenelle told him.

"Not for me," Jeremy said, panting. "For this psychopath right here. I want his ass locked up in prison."

~~~

"So when are we going on that vacation to Vacation Bottom?" Patrick asked Yvonne.

"In about four months," Yvonne said. "So... a while."

The four friends were getting a drink at their favorite coffee house, the Coffee Hut. After the whole Edmond/Marty... whatever incident, they needed a break, and some relaxation.

"Dang," Harold said. "I'm so stressed and freaked out, I wish it was today. I can't believe that creep was living in my house."

"I know..." Nicholas said. "I thought he was gonna be sticking around. How wrong was I?"

"Pretty wrong..." Harold said.

The four of them changed the topic, and they talked about everything that happened while Yvonne was away. And Yvonne told them about her reality show experience. They talked about a bunch of other things as well, because sometimes, when you have friends, you just have to ignore all the drama that may or may not be going on in your lives, and just be friends. That's what friendship is all about. Even if the world was crashing around them, true friends could find something to laugh at. Something to be happy about. When you're around friends, no one can really be miserable.

~~~

"I don't think it's necessary to call the authorities," Chenelle told Jeremy.

"He attacked me," Jeremy said.

"I want you to run tests on his brain," Chenelle said.

"For what?" Jeremy asked.

"Just do it," Chenelle said. "Aren't I allowed to be worried?"

"Fine," Jeremy said.

And so he took Calvin back to run tests on his brain. Then, after running a few tests on his brain, he saw something that made even him cry. Calvin Clam had a brain tumor. And a pretty big one, at that.

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And so ends an epic two-parter! New episode coming sooooooonn. Reviews greatly appreciated.

Double episodes!!

S3E19 (62)- Calvin's Struggle: Calvin couldn't believe it. He had a brain tumor. That was just horrible. Was he gonna die? You're not going to live forever if you have a brain tumor. It's pretty much inevitable that this thing is gonna beat him. Especially the size of it. Jeremy had scheduled a doctor's appointment for him, and was calling his mother Bobbetta. Jeremy handed the phone to him.

"Baby!" she yelled. "You boss told me about the thing he found on your brain. It's terrible. You're coming home."

"No," he said.

"There's no argument," Bobbetta said. "You have cancer, baby. And I know you're a big boy and you're all grown up now, but even you can't deal with this alone."

"No, Mom," he said. "I can stay here with my boss. He's like a friend. He can help me beat this."

"No, Calvin, he told me he'd pay for your flight here," Bobbetta said. "You're leaving tomorrow morning. Pack all of your bags."

"Fine," he said.

"Bye, I love you," Bobbetta said.

"I love you too, Mom," Calvin told her. "I-I'm so scared."

"It's good to be scared," Bobbetta said. "Not that you should be all torn up about it. I can personally guarantee you, we are gonna beat this thing. I can't guarantee you much, but that I can guarantee you. We're not gonna let a silly little tumor bring you down."

"Mom, you say little tumor..." Calvin said. "Did Jeremy tell you how big it is?"

"No," Bobbetta said. "How big?"

"Extremely big," Calvin said. "It's going to take more than love and luck to cure this thing, Mom. When I come home, we're going to need to get treatment for it. And it's gonna cost more than a few bucks. And Jeremy told me, that his insurance for me won't cover it."

"Oh..." Bobbetta said. "Why won't your insurance cover it?"

"Because Jeremy doesn't provide me with insurance..." Calvin said.

"Oh, my poor child..." Bobbetta said. "Bye... I love you."

The conversation was over, because Bobbetta could not stand to hear any more horrible news about her child. It made her cry. Calvin started packing his bags. He noticed Jeremy walking in the room.

"Thank you," Calvin told him.

"For what?" Jeremy asked.

"For paying for a flight home," Calvin said. "You always act like you have this stone heart... like your heart is two sizes too small, like the Grinch. But these past few days, you've shown me a very new side of you. You do have a heart, Jeremy Clown. A big one. A heart of gold. And I want to thank you for showing that side of yourself to me. And for helping me out... in my time of need."

Jeremy said nothing.

"It's okay, you don't have to say anything back," Calvin said.

"M-M-My mother died of cancer when I was six-years-old," Jeremy said. "I was totally devastated. My dad, for some reason, didn't even take me to her funeral. Hardly two months later, he was remarried to some girl that was ten years younger than him."

"So that's why you're helping?" Calvin asked. "Because of your mother?"

"No," Jeremy said. "I'm helping you because you're my best friend. No matter how many times you punch me in the face, or shoot me because of that damn tumor, you'll be my best friend in the deep blue sea. If you like it or not, it's what happened after years of working together. You may not have known it, but you mean a lot to me. I don't have any other friends. Just you."

That's another thing about friends. They'll always be there for you, no matter what. Jeremy and Calvin both knew that there wasn't a giant chance of him beating this. But Jeremy wasn't cowering away because his best friend was dying. He wanted to help him. He really did. Which is why he did this...

"I want to pay for anything it takes for you to beat this cancer," Jeremy said. "We're gonna beat this thing, if it costs me more than a million dollars... I don't care. Whatever it takes, we're gonna beat this."

"Thank you," Calvin said.

The two of them hugged each other.

"What if all the treatments don't work, and I end up dying?" Calvin asked. "Won't that be a colossal waste of your money?"

"No," Jeremy said. "It won't be a waste of my money at all. It's me trying to save my best friend. Doing, as I've already said, whatever it takes. We have to beat this."

"Well, we're gonna try," Calvin said.

Even the people who appear to be the most evil things to walk the planet have hearts. It's just hiding, as part of a defense mechanism. These people also have friends, even if they don't know it. Friends will do anything for each other. They'll stand by your side, they'll laugh at your jokes when no one else does, and they'll pay for operations so you can beat cancer. Now, it was time for Calvin Clam to leave for his mother Bobbetta's house, so she can help him, and so he has a fighting chance to beat cancer.

"I may not have known you long," Chenelle told him, "but I'm still really gonna miss you. I think of you as a friend... I don't have many friends right now."

"Bye Chenelle," Calvin smiled.

The two of them hugged tightly.

"Bye, Mr. Clam," Jeremy said stiffly.

There's another thing about friends. In tough times for you and them, they will put on a facade to hide their deepest emotions of fear, or sadness. They try to spare you of mushy moments, or they're trying to protect you and them from their feelings.

"Bye, Jeremy," Calvin said, and hugged his boss. "I'll be back before you know it."

A tear was visible in Jeremy's eye.

"Of course you will," he said, and wiped his eye as his best friend boarded the plane.

Just let out all your emotions. All of them.

S3E20 (63)- Pat & Ping Pong/A Night of Romance: Pat & Ping Pong: Patrick is bored one day, and goes to the Coffee Hut. He sees that they just got a new ping pong table there. He decides to try it out. He discovers he's really good at it. Like, REALLY good. Like... Forrest Gump on steroids good. Yeah, that good. Everyone sees how great he is, and people start challenging him, and playing for money. He's making money off of being good at ping pong. After he's done, he goes straight to Archie's Shop and decides to buy a ping pong table. Archie offers him a free one. He tells him he lost interest a while ago, so it's all Patrick's if he wants one. Patrick greatly accepts, and tells Archie that he's the best boss ever, as always. Patrick starts playing ping pong all the time, and neglecting his friends, and his new girlfriend, Yvonne. And it's not like he had any life-threatening experiences from Jeremy to throw him off. So he'd just sit there all day, playing ping pong. It was disturbing. When Yvonne, Harold, and Nicholas had finally had enough, they confronted him. When Patrick said he wasn't going to stop playing, Nicholas got mad and karate chopped right through the ping pong table. And Patrick wasn't even mad. He thanked Nicholas for helping him kick that horrible addiction.
A Night of Romance: Patrick and Yvonne decide to go out for a romantic night on the town. They go out to the swankiest restaurant in WaterFalls, appropriately titled Swanky, Fancy, and Expensive Restaurant. It goes along well at first, until their waiter is one of Yvonne's ex-boyfriends. Most people would have put up with it, but this was Yvonne's first boyfriend. So she had Patrick take her to a different restaurant. Patrick doesn't let it hurt their evening. They go to a different restaurant, where they enjoy their meal and have a great conversation about the upcoming vacation they'll be having. When it's all over with, Patrick takes Yvonne home, and she invites him inside.

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Oo-la-laa!! =P

S3E21 (64)- The L Word/Yvonne's Second Song: The L Word: After what she and Patrick did last night after their date, Yvonne feels like a bit of a slut. She wouldn't normally do that on the very first date, but this was Patrick, it was different. But for her to be sure that it wasn't wrong of her to do that, she needs to know that Patrick loves her. She needs him to drop the L Bomb. She desperately hopes that Patrick can do that. To be sure of herself, she needs him to do it. She goes to his house, because Harold, Nicholas, and she and Patrick, were going to watch TV at Patrick's house. Patrick doesn't say the word, no matter how many times Yvonne tries to get him to. Eventually, she gets fed up.

"I have sex with you and you can't say you love me?!" she yells.

Patrick gapes.

"Oh my gosh, Yvonne," he says.

"What?" she asks.

"I thought you knew because of what we did last night," Patrick said. "I wouldn't do all of that if I didn't love you. Yvonne, I love you more than I love anyone in the whole world."

"Oh," Yvonne said.

And the two kissed, then sat down and watched TV with their friends.
Yvonne's Second Song: After hearing that Patrick loves her, Yvonne has been incredibly happy. And, love has inspired her. She writes a song about feeling great feelings of love, and it does pretty well. But when Patrick hears it, he's upset. It's about Yvonne secretly being madly in love with a guy, and Patrick thinks she's talking about someone else. He breaks up with her, telling her to be with the guy from the song, before she can get a chance to explain, he's gone. Now she's really mad at him. She doesn't want to make up with him. She would explain to him that the song is about her before they were together, but now she's too mad at Patrick's ignorance to do that. Luckily, Harold and Nicholas aren't stupid like Patrick, and they know that the song is about he and Yvonne's budding romance in its early stages. They tell him, and he immediately goes to Yvonne's house, and the pair reconcile.

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To some of you, it may seem like filler. But it's not. It's a new romance growing stronger, and that's very important, especially for a pairing as delicate and as fresh as this. Plus, it's taken three seasons, people, I wanted an episode devoted to just the couple.

Here's a pretty big-ish episode.

S3E22 (65)- Planning/Surprise!: Planning: On a dull day in WaterFalls, Jeremy can't think of a scheme to get Patrick. All he knows is that he's ready again. He decides to give the task to Chenelle to come up with a perfect scheme to get Patrick. She gladly takes on the challenge. It takes her a while to come up with the perfect scheme, because those lingering feelings for Patrick are, unfortunately, still... lingering. Sadly, that's why they're called lingering feelings. Most of the time, they linger... forever, in some cases. Chenelle just hoped that it wouldn't be forever for her, because she couldn't handle that. She hated him for breaking her heart, and she wanted to torture him. Her emotions made her struggle throughout the thinking process, but she eventually came up with the perfect scheme to make her sleazy, jerk of an ex miserable. She presented it to Jeremy.

"Eh, good enough..." Jeremy said.
Surprise!: On this dull day, Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas were playing Monopoly inside, while listening to the music on Patrick's FishPod. They were all somewhat enjoying themselves, though they were still pretty bored. Suddenly, Chenelle and Jeremy ran inside.

"Chenelle?!" Patrick yelled. "What are you doing with Jeremy?"

"I work for him now," Chenelle said.

"Well that's... surprising," Yvonne said.

"Yeah, real shocking, blah blah..." Jeremy said. "Now what was our plan?"

"Just to say one word..." Chenelle said.

Patrick had told her one of his most emotional stories while the two of them were dating. She knew it was pretty wrong of her to do this, but she was doing it anyways. She wanted to hurt that jerk in some way. She absolutely had to after what he did to her.

"Irving," she said.

Yvonne's mouth fell open.

"How dare you," she said. "You mean little bimbo!"

"Oh, shut up," Chenelle said. "Now... peace out."

And she and Jeremy left.

"Patrick, don't let them get to you," Harold said.

"Yeah, Irving died more than a year ago," Nicholas said. "There's no reason to be upset about it again. You were upset enough the first time."

"Yeah, I almost let myself go off and cry," Patrick said, "but that would just be... stupid. Irving died a long time ago, and even if it was a week ago, it's okay. How could I be sad when I'm surrounded by friends?"

And he turned his FishPod back on and the four friends played more Monopoly together, laughing and chatting together, happy that Jeremy and Chenelle's latest scheme had absolutely no effect on them. Their friendships were too strong.

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Just 2 more episodes this season!

S3E23 (66)- Smile/Charades: Smile: Archie's Shop is taking pictures of its employees, and Nicholas is extremely nervous. He's really camera shy. But Archie said that it's required that employees get a picture taken, to Nicholas's dismay. He talks to his friends about it, and Harold, who loves getting his picture taken, has an idea. It was really easy for that jerk, Marty, to get a Harold costume. How tough would it be for Harold to find a Nicholas costume? It would be so easy! Nicholas loved the idea. So the four of them went out, on the hunt for a Nicholas costume. And of course, they found one. The next day, Harold dressed up in the suit, and went to Archie's Shop to take Harold's picture for him. And so he got the picture taken, and it was done. Or so Harold thought. After the picture, Archie asked 'Nicholas' to do his work, like do inventory, help customers, and a lot more. He had to go to customer service. Yes, he had to handle the refunds (in the sales world, customer service = WORST NIGHTMARE). He had poor Harold work for five hours. Then, when Harold was done, Archie took the Nicholas suit right off of him, and told him that he wasn't born yesterday, and to tell Nicholas to get to the shop and get his picture taken. And so Harold went to Nicholas's house, threw the suit at him, and told him to go to Archie's Shop right away. Nicholas decided he needed to face his fear, and he went and got his picture taken. And, it came out extremely well. Nicholas even framed the picture in his house, and he started taking more and more pictures of himself, soon, everytime a camera was taken out, he was in the picture. And so, an intervention was held... and it was decided that Nicholas now had another problem. He was afraid to not be in a picture. And with the help of his friends, he found the right amount of time to be in pictures. His friends were happy that he had conquered his fear, but they were also happy he wasn't annoying.
Charades: One dull night, with no schemes by Jeremy and Chenelle, and nothing on TV, and with no real drama in their lives, the gang was looking for something to do. And Yvonne decided that she had a really good idea. She presented it to her friends.

"When I was on Underwater Survival, there was a game we played a lot," she said. "I really liked it, and I'm sure you guys know how to play it."

"What game is it?" Patrick asked.

"Charades!" Yvonne said enthusiastically. "Doesn't that so fun? We always had so much fun together on the show... well, you know... off the cameras."

"I don't wanna play charades..." Patrick said.

"Too bad," his three friends said at once.

And so they broke up into teams. Patrick and Yvonne were one team, and Harold and Nicholas were another one. Turns out, Patrick didn't like charades because he was terrible at it. Yvonne got really mad at him, when Harold was flailing his arms up and down like a bird, Patrick yelled "TOOTHBRUSH!". Yvonne had no idea how that idea possibly came to him. Her and Patrick were losing miserably, and Harold and Nicholas were winning. When the game was over, Yvonne had come to the conclusion that her and Patrick didn't work together well. They couldn't even be a team in a game of charades. How were they supposed to be together in a romantic relationship? Then, Patrick told her something. He told her that he got a letter from the host of Jeopardy!, and he invited Patrick and Yvonne to be on Team Jeopardy!. Yvonne decided that this was the perfect way to test how their relationship was going. So they went on the show together, and somehow, even though Patrick remained pretty stupid the whole time, they worked together really well the entire time. None of those thoughts were in Yvonne's head any longer. She had no doubts. They didn't win. They lost to two of the dorkiest fish that either of them had ever seen in their lives. But, right on air, they kissed passionately.

"I love you," Yvonne said.

"I love you, too," Patrick said.

"SCORE!" Alex Trebek yelled.

Here's the Season Finale of The Misadventures of Patrick Star! I'd love reviews, because this is honestly MY favorite episode ever, so I'd love to know what you guys think, and of the third season in general.

S3E24 (67)- Preparations: It's time to get ready to go off to Vacation Bottom on, well... vacation. The four friends are packing, and then Patrick and Nicholas both simultaneously remember something. They haven't asked Archie if they can have time off from work.

"Oh, no!" Nicholas yells.

So the two of them run off to ask Archie if they can have some time off work. Stacey is there as well, and she has a better idea.

"No..." Stacey said. "Me and Archie can go with you! Archie can afford to close the store for a few months."

"Honey, they're flying there," Archie said. "You can't fly in your third trimester. It's not good for our little boy at all. No... I'm not letting you fly all the way to Vacation Bottom. Sorry."

"And it's only a month long trip... not a three month long trip," Patrick said.

"We can afford to make it three months long," Stacey said. "And on the topic of Archie being rich, we can take a BOAT! That's fine for a woman in her third trimester."

"That's not a bad idea, actually..." Archie decided.

~~~

Chenelle was sitting in her office in Jeremy's mansion. Jeremy walked in.

"I can't believe Patrick is going to Vacation Bottom, one of the most romantic, relaxing places in the world with Yvonne..." she said.

"Then you're gonna like what I'm about to say," Jeremy said. "Chenelle, we're going to Vacation Bottom, too."

"Together? Oh, I don't like you that way. Sorry, boss!" Chenelle said, her cheeks flushed, like she was very embarrassed.

"No... no... no... no.... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Haha... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. No..." Jeremy said.

Chenelle frowned. "Oh wow... 27 'no's.... Thanks for makin' me feel good about myself, Jeremy. Really... thanks a lot."

"What I mean is... that's not why we're going," Jeremy said. "We're going to torture that starfish, and it'll be perfect. He won't be expecting us there!"

"Great idea!" Chenelle said. "And we can break him and Chenelle up!"

"I'm not so concerned about that..." Jeremy said. "And if those lingering feelings are STILL lingering, then maybe I shouldn't take you to Vacation Bottom with me. I can't have your feelings for Patrick Star compromising the mission, so you can just stay behind and watch my house if you aren't able to come. It is really no problem at all, you know. In fact, I would appreciate it."

"No," Chenelle said. "My feelings for that loser are gone. One billion percent gone."

"There's no such thing as one billion percent," Jeremy said.

"Okay..." Chenelle said. "One HUNDRED percent gone. Happy?"

"Very," Jeremy said. "Now get packing. Our flight leaves in three hours."

~~~

"I can't believe Patrick and me are going to Vacation Bottom, one of the most romantic, relaxing places in the world..." Yvonne said.

Her and Patrick's relationship was going so well. She was so happy with it. She finished packing, and got ready to go on the boat. It was leaving really soon.

~~~

Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, Nicholas, Archie, and Stacey were on the boat. They didn't know that Jeremy and Chenelle were on a plane, also going to Vacation Bottom, but we'll get to that later. Right now, everyone was getting in their separate rooms on the luxurious cruise ship. Archie and Stacey had one room, Patrick and Yvonne had another, Harold had the third, and Nicholas had the fourth. That night, they went to have dinner in the ship's dining room. And they were doing karaoke, which is why Yvonne and Stacey's faces lit up as bright as the Sun. Both of them loved to sing. Yvonne hopped on the stage and sang "Before Your Love" by Kelly Clarkson [listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2yw9DOX60 ]. The entire time, she stared right at her loving boyfriend, Patrick. Patrick smiled at her and blushed really bashfully. When Yvonne was finished, Stacey almost went up to sing, but then she decided not to, because Harold got up there instead. He sang "Last Day of Your Life" by Glass Pear [listen here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pog90Q4a08g ]. And that's when his friends discovered that he was extremely talented at singing. Everyone in the room clapped, as they had also done for Yvonne. Then Stacey got up, but before she even got the chance to start singing, the sound of water flowing was heard.

"What happened?" Patrick called.

"My water just broke!" Stacey yelled. "I'm having the baby RIGHT NOW!"

"Archie, you have to get up there!" Harold yelled.

Then Archie fainted.

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And that's the end of the long, eventful third season of the show. During the third season, the gang will get to take a relaxing break. Or will they?

S4E1 (67)- Arrival: Archie's just fainted, luckily there's a doctor on board, who's delivering the baby while Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas do their best to wake Archie up. They get the smelling salts, and Archie eventually rises, and helps his wife deliver their baby, and he constantly yells at everyone in the ship's dining room to look away from her 'lady parts.' Stacey has contraction after contraction, yelling at her husband Archie time after time. Which is why he pretends to faint again, and the doctor on board laughs, and promptly tells him to get up, the contractions are getting closer together, and the baby is beginning to crown. So he tells Stacey to push, and she does. Over, and over, and over. Screaming louder and louder every time, under a great deal of pain throughout the task of childbirth. Eventually, the baby was born. Together, Archie and Stacey had to pick a name, but they couldn't stop arguing about one. So Patrick has an idea, he asks the doctor what his name is, and he says Dr. Adrian Nunez. And so Archie and Stacey name the baby Adrian. And now that all the excitement was over, Stacey decided that she still wanted to sing. So she sang "Nobody Knows Me At All" by The Weepies [listen here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBzA76QGgz8 ]. The whole time, Archie is holding little Adrian, while Patrick, Yvonne, Harold, and Nicholas are cheering for Stacey. They were on that boat for a few more days, then the boat docked in Vacation Bottom. They all got their luggage, and were introduced to the wonderous island. It was amazing, there were people riding on jetskis, people surfing, and more. Archie, Stacey, and Adrian got one room, Patrick and Yvonne got another, and once again, Harold got his own room, as did Nicholas. The seven of them were ready to kick back, and relax.

~~~

Jeremy and Chenelle had been there for days, the plane was obviously much faster than the boat. They were staying in another resort on the other side of the island. But don't let the context of that fool you. It was a small island, so the distance between the resorts would not be that troublesome in their scheming. But before they started with their planning and their scheming... they wanted to relax. They really just wanted to relax. The good guys weren't the only ones who were stressed out, no matter how much they thought so. Jeremy was extremely upset about Calvin and his brain tumor. Like he had said, they were best friends, no matter how much either of them would like to deny it. And Chenelle, no matter how much she would like to deny it, is still madly in love with Patrick Star.

~~~

Plankton checked into his room. He was ready to have a somewhat relaxing vacation. Actually, no he wasn't. He heard about Patrick's 'Patrick Patty' (S3E11) and he knew that it was the same formula as used in the Krabby Patty. Tubby had a better chance of handing it over than Krabs did. So Plankton would get that formula somehow, no matter how long it took. So when he overheard SpongeBob saying that Patrick and friends would be staying in Vacation Bottom, he jumped on the opportunity. Now he was there, and boy was he determined.

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And there's the Season Four premiere! Reviews would be very appreciated.

Sorry for the delay. Stuff kept coming up, so I didn't finish this when I would have liked to. I apologize, but I hope this is worth the wait.

S4E2 (68)- Hey, Soul Sister!: Things are going well in Vacation Bottom. Everyone is immensely relaxed. Then, one day all of them are at the beach, when Yvonne spots a person that she is thrilled to see. It's her sister Shelly! Patrick, of course, feels totally awkward, and Shelly spots them all right away. She says hi to everyone, and gives Yvonne a big hug. The two of them immediately started talking, and catching up on everything that's been going on in their lives. And there are many things that have been going on, at least in Yvonne's life. Shelly said that pretty much nothing has been going on with her, but Yvonne can tell she's lying. And so she hounds Shelly for an answer, and Shelly says that she was just dumped brutally, and hasn't recovered from it quite yet. She goes to Patrick and apologizes for being a bit 'blunt' the last time they ran into each other. Patrick forgives her, and all the friends and Shelly go surfing. After a long day, they go to bed.

~~~

The following day, Jeremy decides it's about time he gets cracking on planning to torture Patrick and his friends. While at the resort's pool, he spots a plankton, who immediately starts yelling at him.

"You!" Plantkon yelled. "You fit SpongeBob's description of the clownfish who brainwashed him! Surely you can help me to get the Krabby Patty formula from Patrick Star."

"Krabby Patty?" Jeremy asked. "You mean Patrick Patty?"

"Patrick got the recipe from the Krabby Patty," Plankton explained. "I own the Chum Bucket, and I need that recipe."

"Would you getting that recipe make Patrick upset?" Jeremy asked.

"Most definitely," Plankton said. "Patrick would be... devastated."

"I'm in," Jeremy said.

And he and Plankton shook hands, the alliance formed....

~~~

Archie is holding Adrian, and he's noticed something about Stacey lately... she's more than a little grumpy. She's easily irritated, she has a loss of appetite, she has slight insomnia, and she has some random crying episodes a lot. He's not sure, but he thinks that his typically lovely wife may have a case of postpartum depression.

~~~

Yvonne and Patrick woke up the next morning from a night of (well... let's not get into detail, they're adults, and they love each other) they went to go say hi to Harold. The mistake they made was not knocking, and they saw a shirtless Harold making out with Shelly.

"Oh my, God!" Yvonne said.

"Um, knock?" Harold asked sarcastically.

"Totally..." Shelly said.

"Oh my, God!" Yvonne repeated.

~~~

Short, but set up storylines galore.

This page is getting long and it's gonna drive me crazy......

Time for an emotional episode of Misadventures. I'm sad to say the emotions you'll be feeling aren't cheerful ones, unless you didn't like a certain character. Yes, this episode marks the death of a major character.

S4E3 (69)- Dove Drunk/Phone Call: Dove Drunk: According to Harold and Shelly, their little encounter just happened. Patrick and Yvonne took a while to get used to it, but eventually everything was back to normal again. Now let's get to the story of this episode.... One of the most beautiful features of Vacation Bottom is that it has tons of doves. Everyone loves the doves, because they're very majestic, and beautiful. They make Vacation Bottom what it was. Romantic, relaxing, peaceful. All because of the doves. But, then a problem comes... the doves become overpopulated. There's no room for anyone else on the island. The doves go into the pool, into the ocean, they all take up the lawn chairs. They're not so majestic anymore. Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, and Nicholas decide they need to do something about it. So with the help of Archie, they build a Dove Scaring Machine. But it takes a long time to build, so while it's being built, they try to chase the doves away. Then, the doves get angry and start pecking at the four of them. After a while of running away from the doves, Archie runs out with the machine, and presses a large button that causes an extremely loud noise to play, and scares the dove away. Everyone at Vacation Bottom thank all of them.
Phone Call: Just when Jeremy, Chenelle, and Plankton think they are going to finally get the formula out of Patrick with an extremely elaborate, detailed, well-thought, sophisticated plot, Jeremy gets a call on his cell-phone. The caller ID says 'Bobbetta' and he immediately perks up. It's Calvin's mother, ready to tell him that his old pal is all better, that the brain tumor is gone. So he answers the call.

"Hello," Bobbetta said, then sniffled. She was obviously crying.

Jeremy's heart sank, then he stopped himself. They could be tears of joy, right? He decided they had to be. Of course they were. What else could they be? It simply was not possible that they were anything else except tears of joy. He was 100% positive. So he replied.

"Well hello, Ms. Clam, how are you this fine morning?" Jeremy asked.

"Horrible, actually," she said. "I'm sorry." She sniffled again.

Damn.

"Oh, well why is that?" Jeremy asked.

"They found more of the tumor, in his brain," she said. "They did all they could, but all they could wasn't enough. Last night, Calvin passed away. I just thought I would call to tell you that, and that you're invited to his funeral in a month."

"Oh..." Jeremy said, swallowing a lump in his throat.

He blinked back some tears.

"So... will you be attending then, Mr. Clown?" Bobbetta asked.

"Of course," Jeremy said.

"Oh, thank you," Bobbetta said, still sounding... broken. "I know Calvin would have loved for you to come. You were a great friend to him. I know you meant a lot to him."

"Thank you," Jeremy said.

"Well, I suppose I need to go," she said. "I have a funeral to plan."

"Goodbye then," Jeremy said.

He hung up, and threw his phone to the ground, tears pouring out of his eyes. He hated this.

"You ready?" Plankton asked him.

"I am sure as hell not ready!" Jeremy yelled.

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R.I.P., Calvin... Reviews appreciated. *blows nose*

S4E4 (70)- Postpartum Depression/Poor Guy: Postpartum Depression: Stacey is still acting strange. What Archie noticed most recently was that she didn't even enjoy being around Adrian. He pointed it out to her, and the two of them got into an argument.

"Well I'm sorry that I'm exhausted and STARVING, Archibald!" Stacey yelled.

"There's no need to yell, Stacey..." Archie said. "And you're only tired and hungry because you haven't been eating or sleeping."

"So are you implying that something is wrong with me?" she shouted.

"Yes, actually," Archie said. "I think you have postpartum depression. It's okay though. It's not abnormal after a pregnancy. We can stop by the pharmacy and just get you some meds."

Stacey sighed. "I don't know... Archie. I guess you could be right. I've just been... depressed. It's like this cloud is just over me. I never meant to take it out on you, and especially not little Adrian. Maybe we should just leave Vacation Bottom and go back to WaterFalls if I'm going to act like this. There's no need to stay if we can't enjoy being here, right?"

"Oh, we're staying," Archie said. "Come on, let's walk to the pharmacy."

So the family of three went to the pharmacy, and picked up some meds for Stacey and her postpartum depression. The pharmacist commented on how cute Adrian was, and both Archie and Stacey thanked him. Stacey hadn't even taken the meds yet. Maybe all she really needed was Archie to point out the error of her ways. Maybe she didn't have postpartum depression. When Archie thought about that, he grabbed the meds from her, and gave them back to the pharmacist.

"What did you do that for?" Stacey asked.

"We don't need those meds!" Archie said. "We have each other. I really don't think you have postpartum at all. I just wasn't being a good husband."

"Yes you were," Stacey said. "I just wasn't being a good wife."

"Why?" Archie asked.

"I wasn't thrilled that you fainted when I went into labor," Stacey said. "And I guess I was still angry about that, so I took it out on you. And unfortunately, Adrian. But that was a horrible, immature thing for me to do. And I shoudln't do that. I'm a mother now."

And the two of them kissed.
Poor Guy: Patrick, Harold, Yvonne, Nicholas, and Shelly were taking a walk one day, and they saw Jeremy, sitting on a bench, sobbing. They had a feeling Jeremy was there, because they felt a sense of being watched. So that was really no surprise. What was the surprise was that Jeremy was crying. They had always thought he was kind of heartless. They asked him what was wrong, and he told them everything, every single detail. Everyone but Shelly felt horrible, since she had no idea what the clownfish was talking about, or who in the world he was. Patrick offered to go to the funeral, and Jeremy thanked him. Then Nicholas offered, and Jeremy thanked him. Yvonne offered, and Jeremy thanked her. And Harold offered, and Jeremy thanked her. Yvonne and Harold both elbowed Shelley. So Jeremy offered to fly all of them to the funeral in three weeks. They all accepted, and Jeremy thanked them over and over again. He said he would let them know when they had to go.

"Poor guy..." Yvonne said.

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Not too cheerful, but I thought they were good.

Wow, 70 episodes. Never thought I'd make it this far. Can't wait to get to 100.

Time for a new episode of Misadventures that could lead to the end of one of the show's core relationships.

S4E5 (71)- Dear Don (1): Stacey loved Adrian. She did. But she wanted to enjoy Vacation Bottom, and constantly having to watch her infant did not let her to fully enjoy the wonderful place. She tried to think of ways to solve this problem, and being the logical woman that she was, she decided to write a letter to the owner of Vacation Bottom, Don Brown. She sat down to write her letter:

Dear Don,
I think it is downright unright to deprive my child of daycare so me and my loving husband may not enjoy ourselves the way we should on your island...

Nope. Not good enough. The words 'downright' and 'unright' simply did not sound right when they are put right next to each other. Then Adrian started to cry, so she picked him up and fed him, played with him, then put him back into his crib, and got to work on her second attempt.

Dear Don,
In my opinion, it is your responsibility, nay, your DUTY to provide the people that inhabit your island with daycare service so they can enjoy themselves without their offspring.

Gah! No, that sounded way too... complicated. She used way too many fancy words like 'nay' and 'inhabit' and 'offspring'. And on top of that, she made Adrian seem like a burden, which he most definitely was not. He was probably one of the greatest things that had ever come into her life. He was just wonderful, and every time she saw him she was overflowing with joy and happiness that she had created this life, and brought him into the world, and that she would be raising him. It was a truly wonderful feeling. She had lunch, then promptly put that letter in the shredder. It was time to get to work on the third version of her letter to Don. And as everyone said, the third time was the charm, so she was positive that the letter would come out 100% perfect this time. And suddenly, because of all of her confidence, the words just came to her extremely fast. She couldn't believe how fast they were coming. It's like she wasn't even thinking about what to write, it just came to her and she was DONE. Oh, who am I kidding? The last letter sucked SO much, the network won't let me show it to you because they're concerned that it may make you dumber than you already are, if that doesn't sound too incredibly insulting to you. Anyways, because Stacey couldn't decide what to put down on a piece of paper, she decided to go to Don's office and complain about the lack of daycare in person. She walked in, and saw Don sitting down, just doodling on a piece of paper. He must have been pretty bored.

"Hi," Stacey said.

"Hello," said Don.

"I just came to lodge a complaint."

"About what, exactly?" Don asked her, now looking curious.

"I think you should provide daycare for guests," Stacey said.

"And I think I'll think about it if you kiss me," Don said.

"Mr. Brown, I'm married," Stacey said, appalled.

"You know you want to," Don said, and took off his shirt, revealing an absolutely ripped figure that Stacey found... incredibly jexy (like the Bikini Top reference?).

Stacey and Archie had barely kissed in months, so she kissed the shirtless Don, in the spur of the moment. And she kept kissing him for a long time. Then, in the middle of the kiss, Patrick walked in.

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Reviews are VERY appreciated.

Okay, time for Part 2.

S4E6 (72)- Couples Night (2): Patrick had decided not to tell Archie about Stacey kissing Don, but it was eating him alive on the inside. And it was going to be extremely difficult to keep the secret tonight, with Vacation Bottom having Couples Night that night. Him and Yvonne were going, as were Harold and Shelly, and of course, Archie and Stacey. He was getting dressed, and Yvonne asked him why he was acting strange.

"I can't take it anymore!" he yelled. The guilt was eating him alive. It had been a whole DAY of keeping the secret. "Stacey was kissing Don in his office, and I have a feeling if I didn't walk in they would have gone much farther than kissing. He had his shirt off, and the worst part is that he was smoking hot! But please don't tell Archie, I promised Stacey!"

"Of course I'm telling Archie!" Yvonne said. "That... slut!"

"No, just don't," Patrick said.

"Fine," Yvonne said. "But I don't think either of us can go all night lying to Archie's face. I think we need to convince Stacet to tell him."

"They just had a baby, and they were already having troubles though..." Patrick said. "We don't need to hurt their marriage even more, when it's just recovering."

"We wouldn't be the ones hurting it!" Yvonne said. "Stacey's the one who cheated. I know she's our friend, but she did something wrong, and we can't let her get away with it. And Archie's been our friend much longer, and he's never wronged us in any way. Why should we wrong him?"

Patrick knew she was right, but didn't say anything. He just kissed Yvonne passionately, took her hand, and headed to Couples Night with her. As soon as they got there, they sat down with Archie, Stacey, Harold, and Shelly. Patrick and Yvonne noticed Don there, and they were disgusted. Yvonne glared at Stacey, and Stacey frowned, and mouthed 'I'm sorry,' but Yvonne didn't buy it, once a traitor, always a traitor, that's what her mother had always told her when she was a little girl, and she had always remembered that throughout all of her relationships. Anyways... all the couples competed in many games together, including an egg toss, and tons more. Then, it was time for the tango. After that, everyone sat down for dinner.

"Mmm... good kelp," Archie said.

"STACEY KISSED DON!" Yvonne yelled.

"What?" Archie asked.

"AND PATRICK SAID IF HE DIDN'T WALK IN, SHE MIGHT'VE DONE IT WITH HIM!" she yelled.

"Oh, god!" Archie yelled.

"Well, I got us daycare," Stacey said, and hid her face in her hands.

~~~

Nicholas decided to take a walk on the island. He was extremely bored, and lonely. While on the walk, he saw a familiar face.

"Hi, Chenelle," he said. He didn't know why he wasn't angry at her for working with Jeremy like he should have been, but he just wasn't. In fact, he thought she looked kind of... hot.

"Hello, Nicholas," Chenelle said, tapping her foot while she sat on the bench.

She was frowning. She was bored, and really lonely as well. And she didn't know why she wasn't mad at Nicholas for hanging out with Patrick like she should be, but instead he looked very handsome, and quite alluring. Soon, the two were laying down, sucking face on the bench. After a while they decided to take it to Nicholas's hotel room, deciding they didn't want to... you know... on a bench where everyone can see.

~~~

Archie was tearing up. Stacey still hadn't taken her face out of her hands. She felt horrible for doing what she did, and she knew that Archie would probably break up with her right then and there.

"So... where do we stand?" Stacey finally asked.

"I really don't know," Archie said. "I just know that I shouldn't be at Couples Night, because tonight at least, we're not a couple...."

Archie left, and Stacey started to cry.

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What's gonna happen next? I haven't decided yet. Reviews appreciated.

Sorry for taking so long. Hopefully this conclusion to the TV movie will make up for it.

S4E7 (72)- The Morning After (3): Nicholas woke up, and saw Chenelle laying next to him in bed. He checked under the covers. Yep... neither of them were wearing clothes. His memory was hazy, but he was sure that they had slept together last night. What was even stranger was, he didn't regret it at all, and when Chenelle opened her eyes, the two of them started kissing passionately again, ready for Round Two of their casual little affair. For some reason, neither of them regretted their actions in the slightest. As their lips and bodies were pressed up against each other, it simply felt right. It was like it was meant to be. Both felt bliss as they made out under the sheets in Harold's hotel room. It was amazing. So wrong, yet SO right.

~~~

Stacey was in the hotel room with Adrian. When she got back from Couples Night, Archie wasn't there, and all his stuff was gone. So she just cried all night. She cried herself to sleep. And when she got up from her unfulfilling sleep, he still wasn't there, so she decided she should try to get over it, but she simply couldn't. She continued to cry, and because she was crying, Adrian cried as well. It made her feel extremely miserable. She just wanted to know where she was, so she could apologize. Something deep down inside of her told her that she may not be able to fix this. Call it intuition.... Because of that feeling her heart sunk. No matter what she did, she always loved Archie with all her heart, even if she cheated on him with some hunky guy who she felt nothing for. He was just that, a hunk. He wasn't even really a nice guy. Sure, he gave Adrian and all other children on the island daycare, but just because Stacey had no self control and kissed him. No matter what, Stacey's heart belonged to Archie Boss.

~~~

Archie rented out another hotel room, because he couldn't stand being in the same room as his unfaithful, lying wife. It wouldn't have been quite as bad if she had told him she cheated, but this way, having to hear about it from Yvonne... needless to say, it hurt. If he and Stacey did divorce, of course he would be there for Adrian. He was a good father, no matter what happened.

~~~

"You need to go talk to Archie," Yvonne told Patrick while they had a conversation in their hotel room that morning. They had a stressful night of worrying what was happening with Archie and Stacey, and Archie had just called the two of them.

"No," Patrick said. "It's NONE of our business, Yvonne."

"I know, but I feel like them fighting is all my fault," Yvonne said.

"That's because it is all your fault," Patrick quipped.

"Oh, what a great boyfriend you are," she said sarcastically, smiling a bit. "You're supposed to say 'No Yvonne, it's all Stacey's fault because she was unfaithful in a relationship. Oh, and by the way, you're the most beautiful woman in the sea and every night when we're in bed together, I wonder how in the world I got so lucky that I got you as a girlfriend. I'm blessed.' Or you know, something like that."

Patrick laughed. "Hmm... well I guess I can go talk to him. After all, Archie is my friend. He has been for almost four years now."

"Exactly," Yvonne said.

So Patrick left, but not before a quick kiss from Yvonne. Later, he arrived at Archie's room, where he saw his boss, just laying on his bed sulking. Patrick patted his shoulder.

"Patrick, what will I do?" Archie asked.

"I really don't know, Archie," Patrick replied. "This is up to you. It's your life. I've known you for nearly four years now, and you've helped me become a lot smarter and more mature. When I lived in Bikini Bottom I was stupid, and immature. I was the butt of all the jokes. Thank you for that. Unfortunately, I don't know what to tell you here. This is your decision. Not mine, not Yvonne's, not anyone else's. Just yours. Do what YOU think is right, and follow your own heart. That's all I can tell you to do."

"You're right, Patrick," Archie said. "And believe it or not, that was really the best thing that you could have said to me. And I decided, I want Stacey back."

("Light On" by David Cook [listen here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOqJi8oujc4 ] plays until the end of the episode)

Archie runs out of the hotel room, and Patrick follows him, getting exhausted. The camera switches between Archie and Patrick running to Stacey crying in the hotel room. Until finally, Archie and Patrick arrive in the room. He picks Stacey up and kisses her.

"You need to assure me that kissing Don meant nothing to you," Archie said.

"Absolutely nothing, Archibald!" Stacey said, sniffling. "I'm so sorry for kissing Don. It was probably the biggest mistake I've ever made in my whole life!"

"That's what I wanted to hear," Archie said, and wiped away a tear. "Stacey, I love you so much. I don't care if you made one mistake, as long as you don't make it again."

"I love you too, Archie!" Stacey said. "I'm sorry for putting you through all of this. I was weak, so weak. So weak that I was afraid that I was about to lose you forever."

"I was afraid I was going to lose you..." Archie said.

"You'll never lose me," Stacey said.

"You'll never lose me," Archie said back.

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Satisfactory? Reviews very appreciated.

The final episode is coming soon. Now would be the time to reread episodes you love, or fill in gaps in reading.

The final episode...

S4E8 (73)- The End: The end of an era. That era is the era of the gang being in Vacation Bottom. What happened in the months that were skipped?

Archie and Stacey take couples therapy, and patch things up.

Nicholas and Chenelle reveal that they are dating, and Chenelle quits her job with Jeremy.

Patrick and Yvonne get extremely lovey-dovey.

Yvonne and Chenelle become friends, and Chenelle becomes part of the gang.

Harold and Shelly break up, and Shelly leaves.

Everyone attends Calvin Clam's funeral.

Plankton is upset that Jeremy never does anything, so he leaves.

Now everyone is leaving. There are so many memories in Vacation Bottom. No one really wants to go, but when it's time... it's time. While leaving, Don comes near Stacey.

"Hey, hot stuff," he said.

"What do you want?" Stacey asked.

"You," Don said. "That time you kissed me... I haven't stop thinking about it. I want you. And I know you want me. I'm totally ripped. How could you not?"

"L-Leave me alone," Stacey said.

"I don't think so," Don said. His fin went towards her chest.

"That's enough of that," Archie said, and punched Don in the face. Don fell over.

"Oh Archie, my hero!" Stacey said.

"There's a downside," Archie said.

"What is it?" Stacey asked.

"My fin hurts like hell!" Archie said.

~~~

It was one week later. WaterFalls was the place to be again. Patrick was in Archie's Shop. A billion thoughts were rushing through his heads, but the one that was most pressing was his love for Yvonne. He had to make a big decision. What was their future? Did they have a future? Were they long-term, or just something that would end? He didn't know, but he knew he wanted it to be long term. How would he do that. While cleaning, he walked by something he found interesting. Engagement rings. He asked Archie if he could buy one. Archie gave him the store's most expensive ring for half-off, because they were such good friends, and he wished him luck with his proposal. Then, Patrick's mind went blank. Proposal. How in the world was he going to propose to Yvonne?

Later that day, he shared the news with Harold and Nicholas.

"Wow!" they both said.

"So how should I propose to her?" he asked.

"I know!" Nicholas said. "If I was gonna propose to Chenelle, I would put it in the bottom of a drink, and she'd be drinking it. Suddenly she'd feel a ring go up against her lips. And tada! Engaged."

"Great idea!" Patrick said. He left, going to make a reservation at the fanciest restaurant in town, Sir Fishwell Arlington's.

~~~

Yvonne arrived at Patrick's house. She was told to be ready for an evening of intense 'ronance' (she assumed the Patrick meant 'romance,' but didn't quite know the word). Patrick came to the door in a suit.

"Hey, stud," Yvonne said. "What's the occasion?"

"You being gormous," Patrick said.

"Ya mean gorgeous?" Yvonne asked.

"Yes," Patrick said. "That."

"So, shall we go?" Yvonne asked.

"We shall," Patrick said.

Patrick drove her to the restaurant. He had her sit down. He told her he was going to the bathroom, then gave the ring to the waiter, giving him instructions to put it in her glass of Fishy Cola. He did so, and gave it to her. "Thank you," she said. She took a big gulp of the drink.

Patrick was absolutely giddy.

Then Yvonne started choking. Her face was turning blue. She wasn't breathing well. Suddenly, Dr. Adrian (from the cruise) came and performed the heimlech maneuver. Yvonne coughed up the ring, and it flew right into Patrick's hand. She gaped.

Patrick got down on one knee.

"Oh, wow," she said between coughs.

"Yvonne, I've loved you since the first day I met you," Patrick said. "Since I first moved here to WaterFalls, more than four years ago, you've always been the love of my life. When I lived in Bikini Bottom, I was an idiot. I admit that. But being around a smart, amazing person like you changed that. For the better. Now I'm smarter, and a better man. And I don't ever want to be away from you. I always want to be with you. I want to spend the rest of my life with someone like you. No, not someone like you. You, Yvonne. And this is exactly why. The old me wouldn't be able to pull off a speech like this. But I'm with you. So I can. It's all because of you. Yvonne Starrina, become Yvonne Star. Will you marry me?"

Yvonne was crying. She tried to wipe away tears, but they kept coming.

"Oh, why are you sad, Vonnie?" Patrick asked.

"I'm not sad," Yvonne said, and wept more. "I'm really, really happy. These are tears of joy, Pat. And they keep coming, and coming, and coming."

"So does that mean you'll marry me?" Patrick asked.

"Ha. I thought you said I made you smarter," Yvonne said.

"What does that mean?" Patrick asked. "You won't marry me?"

"Of course I'll marry you, you big idiot!" Yvonne said.

"Oh," Patrick said. "Great."

~~~

One month later. Nicholas and Chenelle are getting more serious, but nowhere near the commitment that Patrick and Yvonne set for themselves.

Nicholas and Yvonne were talking. "You should ask her to be your maid of honor," Nicholas said. "She would love it. You guys are totally friends now!"

"You're right," Yvonne said. "We are friends. She's my best, and only, girl friend."

"Yeah!" Nicholas said. "So will you ask her?"

"Why not?" Yvonne said. "Shelly doesn't want to be the maid of honor anyways. She said she just wants to watch the wedding. Don't know why. She doesn't like being parts of big things. And weddings are definitely big things. I'm going to be spending the rest of my life with someone. That's definitely big. Huge. Mind-blowingly huge. Like, wow. Really big."

"Any cold feet?" Nicholas asked.

"Haha..." Yvonne said nervously. "No."

"No need for cold feet, Yvonne," Nicholas said. "You and Patrick are meant to be together. If you two aren't together, there's no hope for the rest of the couples in the entire universe. Not just the deep blue sea, the entire universe, Yvonne. You two are the greatest couple there ever was. When I think of a couple, I think of you two. When I look up couple in the dictionary, I think it should show a picture of you and Patrick. I mean, really, there's absolutely nothing to be worried about. When it's meant to be, you know. And it's not just you that knows it. Everyone knows you and Patrick are supposed to be together. Marriage was inevitable. It was never a question of if with you two. It was a question of when. And when is in about six months. And when it does happen... Chenelle should be your maid of honor. So get up off that chair and ask her. I'm getting really serious with her. Like, moving in together serious, maybe. No marriage."

"That's the most you've ever talked, Nicholas..." Yvonne said. She processed everything that Nicholas said. "You're right. I have absolutely nothing to worry about. Me and Patrick are destiny. Patrick Star is my destiny. I am destined to be Yvonne Star."

"Are you trying to convince yourself?" Nicholas asked.

"No," Yvonne said. "I'm really not. Believe me, our wedding will go off without a hitch."

"Without a hitch?" Nicholas asked. "So you won't be getting hitched?"

"Har-dee-har-har," Yvonne said. "You're soooo funny, aren't you?"

"Yes," Nicholas said. "Yes I am."

"Sure you are," Yvonne said, and rolled her eyes. "Well... I'm gonna go ask your girlfriend if she wants to be my maid of honor."

Yvonne left the room, and asked Chenelle. She thought for a while, and immediately accepted.

Chenelle hugged Yvonne. "Of course, of course! Who would've thought six months ago that I would be the maid of honor at your wedding to my ex-boyfriend?"

"Not me," Yvonne said. "That's for sure."

"We need to go get a dress!" Chenelle said. "I have no clothes for a wedding!"

"It's not for six months," Yvonne said. "Don't you think it's a little early?"

"NO!" Chenelle said. "Yvonne, you of all people know that fashion is key to anything. You're the most styling girl I know, so you definitely know that!"

"I guess you're right," Yvonne said.

"Don't be so modest," Chenelle said. "OMG, I have an idea!"

"What's the idea?" Yvonne asked.

"My family is rich," Chenelle explained.

"And...?" Yvonne asked.

"Geez, let me finish..." Chenelle said. "And I can get money form my dad so you can set up a fashion shop thingie! Everyone would buy clothes from you!"

"You mean it?" Yvonne asked. "A boutique?"

"Definitely!" Chenelle said.

"Amazing!" Yvonnea said.

~~~

A whole six months later, it was the day of the wedding. Everyone was there to see Patrick and Yvonne say "I do." Even Jeremy. He wasn't planning to ruin Patrick's life. He hadn't done that in a long time. He was actually rooting for those two lovebirds.

"The show needs to skip through the ceremony," Harold said. "Too boring."

"Yeah," Nicholas said. "It should just have couples romantically dancing to their wedding song."

THE SHOW SKIPS TO THE WEDDING DANCE

Patrick and Yvonne begin dancing to U2's "With or Without You" (listen to the song here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2xYpwe4ws ). Everyone starts dancing around them. And it was a cliche ending for all.

~~~

But it wasn't the end.

("The End's Not Near" by Band of Horses [listen here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSg_iXpPjYo ] ) plays throughout the show's final scene)

More than a year after the wedding, Yvonne gives birth to her and Patrick's baby girl, Allison.

Yvonne and Chenelle open the doors to Yvonne's clothing boutique, where Chenelle 'supervises.' Tons of people walk in, including Stacey, who congratulates them.

Everyone in WaterFalls watches as Nicholas and Chenelle get married.

Jeremy puts his picture of Calvin in the trash, finally coming to terms with his death. But he decides he needs to do something productive. He gets a job at Archie's Shop. The feud is long over.

Everyone celebrates Adrian's second birthday.

Patrick and Yvonne kiss.

Words appear on the screen... "THE END'S NOT NEAR. IT'S HERE."

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And it's over.

Reviews.

Returning during the Spin-Off Festival.

Rejoice.

What is this?! :O

Whoah! That's a lot of text! The only unrealistic thing about the first episode is I doubt Mr. Krabs would pay him money. That cheap krab! JK.

that70sguy92 wrote:Returning during the Spin-Off Festival.

Rejoice.

Lolno.

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:Returning during the Spin-Off Festival.

Rejoice.

Lolno.

I didn't say which one.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:Returning during the Spin-Off Festival.

Rejoice.

Lolno.

I didn't say which one.

Who's your loophole teacher? :O

The return, Changes, is coming soon.

that70sguy92 wrote:The return, Changes, is coming soon.

You have to wait until the spin-off festival! >:O

And now, it's the return...

S5E1 (74)- Changes: Yvonne was decorating she and Patrick's new house for Allison's first birthday party, which was that night. They had lived there for a month. It was bigger than their previous house, which was good since Archie, Stacey, Harold, Nicholas, and Chenelle were constantly visiting, and Archie and Stacey usually brought Adrian, who was a little more than three years old (he'd tell you three and a quarter).

~~~

Meanwhile, Patrick was at work with Nicholas and Jeremy, who had been acting pretty bored lately. Nicholas got a call on the phone, and he stepped outside, acting somewhat nervous. Patrick wondered who he was talking to, so he asked him when he came back inside.

"It was no one," Nicholas said, dodging the question.

Then, a clownfish came in. He went straight to Jeremy, who was in the back of the store.

"Hello, cousin..." he said.

Jeremy let out a deep sigh. "What do you want?"

"You know this person you've been pretending to be isn't you..." the clownfish said.

"Oliver, it is me," Jeremy said. "It is me."

"Are you trying to convince me?" Oliver asked. "Or you?"

~~~

Nicholas went to he and Chenelle's house.

"How are you doing, babe?" she asked from the kitchen.

"Fine," Nicholas said. "You?"

"Great," she said. "Especially considering this." She held up a home pregnancy test, which was boasting positive results.

"You're finally pregnant?" Nicholas said gleefully. "I'm going to be a father?"

"Yes and yes," Chenelle smiled.

"Okay, I have something to tell you," Nicholas said.

"What?" Chenelle asked.

"I got the job in Rock Bottom. We're moving in a month."

~~~

Archie, Stacey, Adrian, Nicholas, Chenelle, and finally Harold arrived at the birthday party. Yvonne asked why Jeremy was not there. She told Patrick to be friendly and invite him earlier that day. Patrick said that he did not know, but that he had invited Jeremy. Chenelle told everyone that she and Nicholas had an announcement to make.

"Everyone... we love you all," she said. "You're like our family. And we have good news and bad news." There was silence. "The good news is that I'm pregnant."

Everyone cheered for her, and Yvonne and Stacey hugged her. Patrick, Archie, and Harold congratulated Nicholas.

"Wait, what's the bad news?" Stacey asked.

"We're moving to Rock Bottom," Nicholas said.

"Oh no..." Yvonne said.

"...When?" Patrick asked, dumbfounded. "Why?"

"In a month," Chenelle said.

"Because I got a job there," said Nicholas. "I'm really sorry we have to leave."

"I understand," Archie said. "It's time to start a new chapter in your lives. A new adventure. You got an opportunity and you took it, and that's very honorable in my book."

"Thanks, Archie," Nicholas said.

No one was very happy, but they all congratulated Nicholas and Chenelle on the new job.

"Okay, so who wants cake?" Patrick asked.

~~~

Jeremy and Oliver were at Jeremy's mansion. Jeremy had given into temptation, and was returning to his old ways.

"You know, I always have a right-hand man for these things," Jeremy said. "Could it be you?"

"Of course," Oliver said. "For a while, at least. I do have to get home at some point. I have a wife and kids."

"Can we start plotting?" Jeremy asked.

"Definitely," Oliver said.

The two began to plot ways to make Patrick Star and company miserable. And Jeremy felt... right.

~~~

("One Thing" by Finger Eleven [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV0AOaJunZM] plays through the end of the episode)

Yvonne carries out Allison wearing a birthday hat and helps her blow out her candles. Everyone claps and claps, though they can't stop thinking about Nicholas and Chenelle.

ONE MONTH LATER

Everyone exchanges tearful goodbyes with Nicholas and Chenelle, for whom it's finally moving day. They promised they would be back soon.

Adrian frowned, and asked, "Where are Uncle Nicholas and Aunt Chenelle going?"

"They're going on an adventure," Stacey told him.

Adrian started to cry. "But why? I'm gonna miss them."

Patrick looked at him. "We all are."

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As you can see, this is not the WaterFalls we knew a while ago. Everyone has matured, and it has been a year since the end of Season 4. Reviews for this episode are appreciated. I know it's short, but I feel it was a good setup for a new season.

The 75th episode. Making it this far is a nice accomplishment.

S5E2 (75)- New Faces/Child #2: New Faces: Archie's shop was down two employees, and Archie was interviewing potential employees. He saw so many potential employees, and he didn't like a single one of them until he came across Beckie, a nineteen year old girl who was from a poor family and couldn't afford to go to college, so she was working to earn money. She was devoted to work, and was a sweet girl who couldn't catch a break, but he didn't hire her. He gave Yvonne a call, and arranged a meeting at her boutique, since Beckie would undoubtedly prefer working there. Beckie thanked him and left, and he still needed two new employees. A man named Roark came in, and he was rather pompous. Archie was somewhat annoyed by him. But his resume was decent, and he claimed to be a hard worker. Archie hired him. He needed one more employee. A woman named Tyra walked in. She was around the same age as Patrick, Yvonne, and Harold, just a little older. She was a single mother who needed a job. Archie hired her.

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Meanwhile, Beckie was just arriving at Yvonne's boutique, cleverly named... Yvonne's Boutique. During the interview, she and Yvonne hit it off, and Yvonne let her have some clothes, since she noticed her clothes were beat-up.

Later, Beckie asked hopefully, "So do I have the job?"

"Of course!" Yvonne said.

"Oh, thank you so much!" Beckie yelped gleefully. "You won't regret this. I swear!"

"I'd better not," Yvonne smiled.

~~~

The next day, Roark and Tyra started at Archie's Shop, and Beckie started at Yvonne's Boutique.

"This will take some getting used to..." Patrick said.
Child #2: Harold was at Patrick and Yvonne's house, as he often had been in the past couple of weeks since Nicholas and Chenelle left. This was starting to become a problem with Yvonne. She and Patrick were discussing it at dinner one night while Harold was at his house for once.

"You know I love Harold," Yvonne said. "But why is he always here?"

"I bet he's lonely," Patrick said.

"Maybe you're right," Yvonne said. "I bet I could set him up with a girl!"

"That might help," said Patrick.

~~~

A few nights later, Harold was on a date with Yvonne's friend Mary. She was talking and talking, and bored him. He left without another word. He could hear her yelling, "Hey! Where the hell are you going? You're my ride home!" as he walked out of the restaurant and drove away. He drove to Patrick and Yvonne's house and laid down on their couch.

"You're back early..." Yvonne said.

"Yeah," Harold said.

"...How'd it go?" Yvonne asked.

"Not good," said Harold. "I left."

"Oh..." Yvonne said. "PATRICK!"

Patrick walked in. "Oh, hey Harold."

"Hey Pat," Harold said. "Wanna play video games or watch TV or something?"

"Well..." Patrick said.

"Harold, we can't keep doing this," said Yvonne.

"Doing what?"

"Treating you like a child," Yvonne said. "We have one child, and we don't need a second. If you want to stick around here, you can just move in--"

"--YES! Of course I'll move in!"

"But you have to help out with Allison!" said Yvonne. "Patrick and I both have jobs. And if you're staying here you need to help pay the bills and help take care of Allison, okay?"

"Sure, sure!" Harold said.

"Then we'll move all your stuff in tomorrow."

"WOOHOO!" Harold yelled.

"Shh!" Yvonne said. "Allison is sleeping."

"Woohoo..." Harold said lightly.

"WOOHOO!" Patrick yelled.

"Patrick!" Yvonne scolded him.

"Woohoo..." Patrick whispered.

"You two are such idiots..." Yvonne laughed.

~~~

The next day, Patrick, Yvonne, Harold, Archie, and Stacey were all moving Harold's things out of his house. Patrick was talking to Yvonne.

"Things are changing so much lately..." she said.

"Yeah," Patrick said. "But I like change! It's exciting."

"I'm not a huge fan," said Yvonne. "We moved, then Nicholas and Chenelle moved away, Jeremy is evil again, there are new employees at Archie's Shop and a new employee at my boutique, and now Harold is moving in with us. It's kind of strange that all of this is happening at once."

"It's obvious that70sguy92 is just trying to make this season good with a bunch of new changes," Patrick said matter-of-factly.

"Patrick!" Yvonne yelled. "The fourth wall is there for a reason! Don't break it!"

~~~

That night, everyone was at Patrick, Yvonne, and Harold's house.

"So Harold, why have you been hanging around here so much?" Yvonne asked.

"I love you guys," Harold said. "And I miss Nicholas and Chenelle."

"We all do," Archie nodded.

"But I mean... a few years ago it was me and Patrick and Nicholas and Yvonne living on that street and now everyone's moved away! Everything is changing so fast, and I don't like it."

"Neither do I," said Yvonne. "Chenelle was my best friend, and so was Nicholas. But we just have to deal with it. And I really miss the days where we were young and we lived close to each other, but things change. We're in a new chapter of our lives."

"My life has lots of chapters..." Patrick said. "It's a long life book."

"...Life book?" Stacey asked. She sighed and said, "Anyways, everyone's life has many chapters. It's just a part of life."

"You guys are right," said Harold. "But that doesn't mean I have to like the changes."

"At least you live with us now," Patrick said.

"Yeah," Harold said, and he smiled.

~~~

Later, Archie and Stacey were gone and everyone was in bed. Patrick and Yvonne were still awake.

"You know, this might be a good thing, Harold moving in," Yvonne said. "He can help out with Allison and he'll help with the bills... plus, he is a good friend."

"And don't forget, the producers can get rid of that set he used to 'live' at," Patrick said. "So that's good too."

"God, Patrick!" Yvonne yelled. "Stop with the fourth wall breaks!"

"My name's not even Patrick!" said Patrick. "It's Bill Fab--"

"--CUT!" the director yelled.

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