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Post by Steel Sponge 1/15/2011, 10:19 pm

Is this suppose to be a thread to express your life, or a non-SBC smiley organization?
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Post by Guest 1/15/2011, 10:21 pm

It could go both ways. But what I just did up there was for the lulz.
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Post by that70sguy92 1/15/2011, 10:22 pm

I just lol'd at this. Hard.

So I suppose I'll forgive 7 posts immediately after each other.
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Post by Metal Snake 1/16/2011, 12:30 am

That introduction may have been against the rules, but that was still an epic win.
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Post by tvguy347 1/16/2011, 12:37 am

Loved that. xD I lol'd.
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Post by Guest 1/16/2011, 2:04 am

There is more where that came from, but it appears I'll be posting it all in one post. Mwahahahahaha!
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Post by Wumbology 1/16/2011, 8:38 am

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Post by that70sguy92 1/16/2011, 6:07 pm

So uh... why's your name in italics?
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Post by Guest 1/16/2011, 6:08 pm

My name's in italics??
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Post by that70sguy92 1/16/2011, 6:09 pm

Old Man Jenkins wrote:My name's in italics??
At the bottom of the homepage it is.
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Post by Elastic Dog 1/16/2011, 6:09 pm

I lol'd hard. Keep it coming!
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Post by Guest 1/16/2011, 6:11 pm

that70sguy92 wrote:
Old Man Jenkins wrote:My name's in italics??
At the bottom of the homepage it is.

Cool. Makes me seem more distinguished.
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Post by that70sguy92 1/16/2011, 6:20 pm

Hot damn, who's the guy in your profile pic?
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Post by Guest 1/16/2011, 6:21 pm

...me.
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Post by that70sguy92 1/16/2011, 6:22 pm

Old Man Jenkins wrote:...me.
Well this is awkward. I'm totally not attracted to you or anything.
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Post by Guest 1/16/2011, 6:24 pm

that70sguy92 wrote:
Old Man Jenkins wrote:...me.
Well this is awkward. I'm totally not attracted to you or anything.

Meh, I had guys come on to me before. Pretty hilarious, too.
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Post by Clappy 1/16/2011, 6:30 pm

Old Man Jenkins wrote:
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Old Man Jenkins wrote:...me.
Well this is awkward. I'm totally not attracted to you or anything.

Meh, I had guys come on to me before. Pretty hilarious, too.

Well I am straight but I got to say if that's really you in your profile pic, then damn dude you are one sexeh guy. You got to tell me your ways in getting built like that Silly Face!
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Post by Guest 1/16/2011, 6:33 pm

Clappy wrote:
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Old Man Jenkins wrote:...me.
Well this is awkward. I'm totally not attracted to you or anything.

Meh, I had guys come on to me before. Pretty hilarious, too.

Well I am straight but I got to say if that's really you in your profile pic, then damn dude you are one sexeh guy. You got to tell me your ways in getting built like that Silly Face!

I mainly just go to a gym with my dad and some friends on the military base where I live. Its not like that 24-Hour Fitness crap.
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Post by Guest 1/21/2011, 12:18 am

Haha Righteous! Managed to get my own cbox up on the first post here!
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Post by Wumbology 1/21/2011, 5:32 pm

I noticed.
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Post by Guest 1/27/2011, 12:06 am

I've been starting to feel really depressed lately for some reason. Some times I just feel like sleeping the day away. Hopefully I don't have to see somebody. @__@
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Post by Guest 1/27/2011, 11:43 pm

Copied & Pasted straight from my TV.com blog due to lack of good ideas for a post on here. Quite inebriated at the time I posted this.

Lucky you live Hawaii my @$$. This place is a **** spoiled boiling pot full of irritating pieces of crap known as "mokes". In other words, these "mokes" are pretty much a Hawaiian/Pacific Islander version of a redneck or a n***a annoying kind, not all) or a w***a all in all, they have one thing in common. They're f***in' annoying, especially my neighbors. hell, i know mokes, i hang out with a good number of them. some of them can actually be really reliable and tolerable but these bastards give those mokes a bad name.


Really, there is never a day that goes by where I don't say out loud that I won't kill them. Srsly, I would take pleasure in it if I could have the chance. I know there's that "thou shalt love thy neighbor" but these @$$holes don't deserve any love. They make it f'n impossible for me to spare a damn care for them. These bastards are f***ing pigs plain and simple. incestuous pigs, since all their family just seems to come for very long @$$ visits irritating people they don't know nor have they lived next to for a certain period of time.


First off, they let their dog go take a $#it on the damn road and most times they don't bother to get off their fat @$$es and pick it up for damn once so either my grandma or myself have to do the job for them since it's around our house's general area and drive way and i'd be damned if i ever run over them.


Secondly is their howdy doody lookin' kids, which is weird cause how could there be a haole born into into a Hawaiian family is beyond me but knowin the history of these crack heads (which some of them really are since the police actually came down and busted like two of them one time) i would not be surprised to know how much times they opened their legs for their next fix. Anyway, back to the kids and this goes for the people living it up on the other side of my house as well. Up early(and sometimes late), no matter what the day may be, school day, weekend, holiday, bouncin their balls and makin REALLY unnecessary noise that can wake up the whole hood and to the point where a guy living up the hill behind my house actually told them to shut up when it should really be someone living right next to them like me doing that, but the thought that somebody did that really warmed my heart since the bastards went back inside after. and let's not forget the good old "could you get our ball in your yard schtick". my neighbors on both sides do this all the time and when two sets of irritating lil bastards (which some of them really are considering what they're yelling and arguing most of the time and seeing as how two kids looks like a cracker and the other one looks asian) you are just asking for crap to stir, especially when the f'n, no brain, idiots have their basketball hoop set up like right in front of your fence and they just leave it there no matter how much times we tell them and how much balls they end up losing. most of time, we just ignore them when they ask cause we're not taking time outta the day to give something back they'll just end of losing again anyways considering where their f'n hoop is at. sometimes, they make a scene and cause our dogs, who bark at anything that goes by the front door, to start barking so uncontrollably that even we can't get them to shut up after. and some times, the bastards have the nerve to jump our fence and grab it themselves, which is trespassing and illegal (i should know), and throws our dogs into more of a frenzy and the thing is, neither of their parents get after them and one time, one of their parents (the dumb f*** who ain't smart enough to move his basketball hoop) even told their brat to jump in and get it. Hell, one time I even caught the cracker @$$ inciting my dogs on purpose from right across the street in plain view. That was the last straw for me right thar and i just wanted to go out and beat the crap out of that tween (mentioning the 'tween' part cause this kid should be mature enough already not to do crap like that but apparently not) coward who can't even pick a fight with his own species. i was actually this close to actually getting out of the patio gate to kick some hapa-haole @$$ but my mom and grandma managed to calm me down and give the bastard a good "talking to" as if that will solve everything.


one time, i had the house to myself cause everybody else had errands to do. i'm just watching tv minding my own business when i hear the ball bouncing outside the house and i know already that they're playing with the hoop in front of the fence. the front door was already closed and the windows were covered and shut to give the impression to people that nobody was home, apparently that wasn't enough for this particular day. Suddenly, a very loud boom was made that came from something flying at like 200 mph at the front door, actually causing the wreath to fall off and some pictures to fall off the walls and shelves. i had to check out what the hell was going on so i opened the door and i see the bastards with their hand through the fence trying to grab the ball which apparently rolled or ricocheted all the way back to the fence. i look at the screen door to see one of the wood coverings actually got knock off from its hinges. in my mind, i knew this was no accident. no way it could had been especially with the amount of force that was put into the throw. i actually had to barge out and swiped the ball before they could get a good hold on it. i felt like beaning it at the oldest ones' heads knowing a bunch of kindergarteners couldn't muster up the strength to throw a basketball like that. i actually kept some composure and started b****in them out to the point of their parents, a self-proclaimed Christian,(the stupid idiot with the hoop) actually came out and asked what was going on and i'm like how the hell couldn't he have heard that loud boom?! i told him what happened, even showing him the pretty big piece of wood that was knock off from my screen door, and he still asked for the ball back and i'm all like, "hell no!! until you start acting like a damn parent for damn once and teach your bastard kids some f***in' discipline!! and while you're at it, go get off your lazy @$$ and move that hoop elsewhere or take your damn kids to the playground down the street!" i was so close to beaning him in the head with it and give his kids some spankings but i just went back in before i really lost my temper. when i got back in, i went into the patio, deflated the damn thing with a screwdriver and trashed it back in the front yard and i made sure he noticed but surprisingly he didn't do anything.


i'm starting to think i'm just hating their kids because this next one also pertains to cracker @$$ wannabe lebron james/hawaiian kid. my mom and dad just came back from some errands and a doctor's appointment and wen they were backing up into the garage the bastard was out playing ball, giving them the stinkeye and he was all like, "what?!" is an apparently hostile way. now, i know the "what" part must've been true cause i was outside working on the bowflex when that happened and when i heard it, i thought it was mean't for me. my mother has cancer and my father busts his @$$ the most through this entire situation and they don't need disrespectful $#it like that right now in our lives.


there's a handful of other things they do that piss me off like treating the road as if it's their own personal parking lot/driveway making it sometimes impossible to drive through, bringing in weird people over who seem like a bunch of ice heads, drug addicts, rapists, and all kinds of undesirables. hell, i hanged out with some drug addicts and other sorta bad people but i don't bring them home with me. hell, these are people even i would think twice before getting to know. i even caught one of them looking inside of another neighbor's house either looking for things to steal or checking to see if there is someone in there to gangbang. they're a bunch of scum and if i see them doing that at my house i won't think twice before kick their @$$es up outta here cause this neighborhood already has a bunch of pieces of $#it stinkin the place up already.


these are people i actually wish death upon. never have i done that, but now i do. i'm all for peace and love and all that but these people make it extremely hard for all of us to live a day through. can't even sleep peacefully without fear of a home invasion or some bastards making a f'n scene. top all this with the crappy christmas we've had to go through this year, this makes me wanna go light their houses on fire. if something like that happens beyond my own power, i wouldn't bother calling 911. i would stop, laugh, go there to try to piss some flames out and leave.
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Playing basketball obnoxiously at 10:30 at night....they're so fucking dead. God help me.
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Post by Guest 1/29/2011, 4:18 am

Today and yesterday has been probably one of the shittiest in a while, perhaps worse since the dreadful Holidays. Yesterday, I had to get up early for my shift at the ship yard, I go outside to see my Bowflex completely covered in fucking vines. I never even noticed the accumulation til that very moment. I couldn't do much then since I was in such a rush to go. Then, I'm nearly killed on the job by means of falling storage containers. I'm semi blamed for what just happened even though I had nothing to do with the bastard who was supposed to be checking on the containers. I get a call from home that my sister (who has down syndrome) is feeling sick and needs to go emergency. I drop everything to go back and take her and my parents to the hospital. She was in pretty bad shape when I got back. My mom and I are praying nothing too bad is happening to her. Not even a block away from our house when she throws up in the car. Had to go back and clean her up, as well as the car. I don't blame her at all, but the job of cleaning it all was nauseous. Even had to throw away a few important papers and my new gym bag I had near the backseat. Doctor makes a house call and says she has a bad case of stomach flu but nothing too major. Had to listen to a bunch of bastards next door making noise all the way til 11 p.m. Bastards even have the nerve to come out and yell and scream about their problems and make a scene instead of taking it inside the comfort of their pigsty house. Cops are called down for the buhmillionth time, but as usual nothing comes of it. Just more of the fucking same.

Today I get up and my bowflex is ensnared in a jungle. I tried to cut some of it but I accidentally broke a few parts of it, including the wire. The thing is a wreck now. Had to accompany my mom to her radiation appointment downtown. When we get there, we already have to deal with a bunch of inconsiderate people who can't cut somebody pushing someone else in a wheelchair a break. Back at home, I tried taking my dad's Harley out for a little ride but it won't start. Tried getting it running but nothing comes of it, so I give up. I pretty much sleep for a good three hours until my pottery class. I get dropped off by dad. One of the finer moments of this day came when I got to connect with a beautiful and stunning new girl more while working on the wheels, pretty much one of three women I've ever fell in true love with on first sight, the other two broke my heart into a trillion pieces but they're much different and more fucked up stories I might tell later. We're talking and throwing together a couple of plates when a couple of obnoxious sons of bitches come and try to ruin our conversation. They really went above and beyond to phase me out of the group entirely. I can already tell that these guys just wanted to get into her pants. I over heard them saying that myself, and most often then not, I would agree, but I see something more than just some sex symbol, much more. I've never connected to any girl this close for a long time. We even have the same tastes in music. She re-ignited a passionate fire that has been absent in my heart in like forever. I didn't want to tell her what I overheard. She might had thought I was acting stupid or jealous or something that has happened in movies and tv shows before, and besides, we aren't exactly going out as of this time. I just hate how when I finally feel as if I've found the one, some obnoxious moke comes in and sweeps her away right from under me (no innuendo intended). It just breaks my heart every time to see someone I see as my soul mate lowering her standards to some jack-off who doesn't give her the time of day. Some prick who just wants to get inside her pants. I at least don't want to lose my friendship with her, so these bastards better expect a fight, because I'm giving this one a fighting chance.

Another good thing that happened would probably be that I have officially been recruited into a semi-professional football team as a running back. I just finished up helping a good friend of mine coach his pop warner team, so now I'm gonna give this a shot. I even net in a few hundred a game, so any income would be much appreciated at this point despite the perps that comes with it. 8:00 came and Supernatural wasn't on. Nikita was. I went into a rage. I hit the internet to get to the bottom of this outrage. The CW changed up the schedule this week due to ratings, but it turned out to be unnecessary. I was pissed. I went ahead on the schedule for the coming week and apparently Supernatural will air on Wednesday. Way to make my night just that much worse. Now, I'm here, writing this blog as bunch of selfish, inconsiderate, inbred pigs make a bunch of noise at 10 p.m. I also think I'm coming down with a cold or a really bad allergy episode. Now I know why I might be depressed. My life is pretty fucked up at the seems.
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Well, just received an interesting phone call from the semi-pro coach. My recruitment has fallen through. Something about my credentials. I don't blame them though, I only played football for a year in high school and it wasn't looking pretty and my off-the-field habits may had costed me the most. Well, this sucks major considering how much I was actually looking forward to this thing. I guess it's back to wallowing for me. I should just join the Air Force already like I had originally planned.
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Well, I'm getting hyped up for the Pro Bowl tomorrow so don't expect to see me around here for much of the day. I'm hoping I can get Kaitlyn (the stunning chick from pottery class) to come along since one of my friends had to bail and she's kind of football savvy as well. Hopefully tomorrow's festivities will be enough to get my mind off things. I just need to get the fuck outta this house and live my life a little and get the hell away from some bullshit.
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Just got back from the Pro Bowl. Crazy shit and very exciting experience as I had expected from my first real live-in-person NFL game. The tailgating was off the fucking hook, scored plenty of free food. My steak got soggy to the max after it started downpouring with rain though but I still ate it. Two idiots went running on the field from close to where me and my friends were. Kaitlyn couldn't come because she had some shit going down on the other side of town, so that was kind of a bummer and it left us with one extra ticket to give away(for a fee, of course). I decided to get dropped off straight after the game instead of staying around for the parties, I'll save my partying for next week during the Super Bowl, although I'm starting to regret coming back home too soon.

I really hope my neighbor's house catches on fire sometime soon. Assholes need to learn respect and common courtesy to other people. Bastards giving me the stink eye as me and friends were coming down the road and when I was walking back to my house. My friends flipped them off as they left, I owe them all a dollar for that. Now they're disturbing the peace as usual during, out of all the time in the day, the late evening hours. They can all go and burn in fucking hell, inbred pigs.

Tomorrow, I'm taking off work to get my cold checked up at the doctor (no way in hell I was missing out on my first Pro Bowl due to something like the damn common cold). After doctor's, I'm heading to the Air Force recruitment offices with a friend of mine. Might as well make something out of my life for once that's actually productive. After that, sleep a bit then go to my pottery class, come home, and watch some Five-0.

That's right, I've got the whole day planned out to a fuckin' T.
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Post by Guest 2/1/2011, 3:53 am

Well, today was pretty borderline fucking shitty as usual. First of all, I'm sick, so I went to the doctor's office. I have bronchitis and a bad sinus infection and it should keep off of work at least until Thursday. With nobody else available to take her, I have to take my mom to her radiation appointments for the time being. She has about four more weeks to go. I don't blame her, it's just that I hate getting up like super early, especially when I'm sick. Speaking of which, my mom and sister are showing the same signs of the same thing I have too, so that's even more to worry about, especially in my mom's case.

I also went to the Air Force recruiters and got myself enlisted. My friend kinda bailed on me and decided to enlist in the Navy instead. I got the package and everything. I'm to head out for basic training in Texas in about a few good months. If I can handle that Youth Challenge crap, I can keep myself leveled here. The training is also about 8 and a half weeks long, much shorter than that Youth Challenge crap. Hopefully this will be able to open more doors for me down the road in the future. Like I said before, it's about time I actually did something productive with my life.

Earlier today before that was a whole different story. My heart's been broken into millions of pieces...again. I've officially given up on love, for the time being at least, since it has apparently gave up on me. Kaitlyn totally downgraded herself by actually deciding to go steady with that prick ass moke bastard. The whole reason she bailed on going to the Pro Bowl with me and my friends was because she went to see it with him at some fancy place on the other side of town. I knew that prick looked familiar too, since he went to the same school as me but is a year younger. He kinda turned her against me by bringing up my past such as me being a 'drug dealer' (which I'm not anymore) and him and his mokey friends all just started ganging up on me. I just gave up right then and there and just left. I felt like kicking the crap outta them, just straight out murder them right then and there, but I kept a cool head and just left. Beating them up would only further their point, anyway. I later called the pottery class teacher and told her that I was dropping out. I have other shit going on in my life right now and I didn't need shit like this starting up for me. It still pains me to see someone as pure as Kaitlyn being swayed by somebody like that piece of shit. Yet another girl I have loved in my life lowering her standards over me. I should just act like an ignorant douchebag too, wearing nothing but swim shorts and a muscle tee. Fuck my life.

I also want to make an announcement regarding all this. I need a lot of time to myself in the weeks to come before I get sent off. I also need to time to be with my family to ensure that they'll be safe when I'm off. I'm starting to deactivate all the accounts I have going on on other sites and forums (except my youtube account, since I run it with my two friends, and tv.com cause I can't delete it anyways). I'm only doing this for security and privacy reasons. I also want no distractions when I start getting myself psyched and pumped up for the experiences I'll have once in basic training. I plan on deleting this account tomorrow. That is all for now. "Let The OMJ Farewell Tour" commence.
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Post by jjsthekid 2/1/2011, 1:57 pm

Old Man Jenkins wrote:Well, today was pretty borderline fucking shitty as usual. First of all, I'm sick, so I went to the doctor's office. I have bronchitis and a bad sinus infection and it should keep off of work at least until Thursday. With nobody else available to take her, I have to take my mom to her radiation appointments for the time being. She has about four more weeks to go. I don't blame her, it's just that I hate getting up like super early, especially when I'm sick. Speaking of which, my mom and sister are showing the same signs of the same thing I have too, so that's even more to worry about, especially in my mom's case.

I also went to the Air Force recruiters and got myself enlisted. My friend kinda bailed on me and decided to enlist in the Navy instead. I got the package and everything. I'm to head out for basic training in Texas in about a few good months. If I can handle that Youth Challenge crap, I can keep myself leveled here. The training is also about 8 and a half weeks long, much shorter than that Youth Challenge crap. Hopefully this will be able to open more doors for me down the road in the future. Like I said before, it's about time I actually did something productive with my life.

Earlier today before that was a whole different story. My heart's been broken into millions of pieces...again. I've officially given up on love, for the time being at least, since it has apparently gave up on me. Kaitlyn totally downgraded herself by actually deciding to go steady with that prick ass moke bastard. The whole reason she bailed on going to the Pro Bowl with me and my friends was because she went to see it with him at some fancy place on the other side of town. I knew that prick looked familiar too, since he went to the same school as me but is a year younger. He kinda turned her against me by bringing up my past such as me being a 'drug dealer' (which I'm not anymore) and him and his mokey friends all just started ganging up on me. I just gave up right then and there and just left. I felt like kicking the crap outta them, just straight out murder them right then and there, but I kept a cool head and just left. Beating them up would only further their point, anyway. I later called the pottery class teacher and told her that I was dropping out. I have other shit going on in my life right now and I didn't need shit like this starting up for me. It still pains me to see someone as pure as Kaitlyn being swayed by somebody like that piece of shit. Yet another girl I have loved in my life lowering her standards over me. I should just act like an ignorant douchebag too, wearing nothing but swim shorts and a muscle tee. Fuck my life.

I also want to make an announcement regarding all this. I need a lot of time to myself in the weeks to come before I get sent off. I also need to time to be with my family to ensure that they'll be safe when I'm off. I'm starting to deactivate all the accounts I have going on on other sites and forums (except my youtube account, since I run it with my two friends, and tv.com cause I can't delete it anyways). I'm only doing this for security and privacy reasons. I also want no distractions when I start getting myself psyched and pumped up for the experiences I'll have once in basic training. I plan on deleting this account tomorrow. That is all for now. "Let The OMJ Farewell Tour" commence.

Sorry to hear all about that stuff, but I understand your decision. Farewell. Sad
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Post by Sabre 2/1/2011, 2:26 pm

Old Man Jenkins wrote:Well, today was pretty borderline fucking shitty as usual. First of all, I'm sick, so I went to the doctor's office. I have bronchitis and a bad sinus infection and it should keep off of work at least until Thursday. With nobody else available to take her, I have to take my mom to her radiation appointments for the time being. She has about four more weeks to go. I don't blame her, it's just that I hate getting up like super early, especially when I'm sick. Speaking of which, my mom and sister are showing the same signs of the same thing I have too, so that's even more to worry about, especially in my mom's case.

I also went to the Air Force recruiters and got myself enlisted. My friend kinda bailed on me and decided to enlist in the Navy instead. I got the package and everything. I'm to head out for basic training in Texas in about a few good months. If I can handle that Youth Challenge crap, I can keep myself leveled here. The training is also about 8 and a half weeks long, much shorter than that Youth Challenge crap. Hopefully this will be able to open more doors for me down the road in the future. Like I said before, it's about time I actually did something productive with my life.

Earlier today before that was a whole different story. My heart's been broken into millions of pieces...again. I've officially given up on love, for the time being at least, since it has apparently gave up on me. Kaitlyn totally downgraded herself by actually deciding to go steady with that prick ass moke bastard. The whole reason she bailed on going to the Pro Bowl with me and my friends was because she went to see it with him at some fancy place on the other side of town. I knew that prick looked familiar too, since he went to the same school as me but is a year younger. He kinda turned her against me by bringing up my past such as me being a 'drug dealer' (which I'm not anymore) and him and his mokey friends all just started ganging up on me. I just gave up right then and there and just left. I felt like kicking the crap outta them, just straight out murder them right then and there, but I kept a cool head and just left. Beating them up would only further their point, anyway. I later called the pottery class teacher and told her that I was dropping out. I have other shit going on in my life right now and I didn't need shit like this starting up for me. It still pains me to see someone as pure as Kaitlyn being swayed by somebody like that piece of shit. Yet another girl I have loved in my life lowering her standards over me. I should just act like an ignorant douchebag too, wearing nothing but swim shorts and a muscle tee. Fuck my life.

I also want to make an announcement regarding all this. I need a lot of time to myself in the weeks to come before I get sent off. I also need to time to be with my family to ensure that they'll be safe when I'm off. I'm starting to deactivate all the accounts I have going on on other sites and forums (except my youtube account, since I run it with my two friends, and tv.com cause I can't delete it anyways). I'm only doing this for security and privacy reasons. I also want no distractions when I start getting myself psyched and pumped up for the experiences I'll have once in basic training. I plan on deleting this account tomorrow. That is all for now. "Let The OMJ Farewell Tour" commence.

Although I (And many others) will seriously miss you, I hope you have a great time and I wish you all the best in the future
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Post by Wumbology 2/1/2011, 2:41 pm

Goodbye, OMJ. You've been an awesome member, and I really am gonna miss you. All the best.
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Post by Steel Sponge 2/1/2011, 2:43 pm

I'll miss you OMJ! You don't have to delete your account.
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Post by ♣CF♣ 2/1/2011, 3:38 pm

You'll be missed OMJ. Sad
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Post by Guest 2/1/2011, 7:48 pm

Welp, Imma head out liek nao. Hopefully I can make my epic return soon. Y'all been great. Take care, good luck, and Godspeed you crazy spongebob fans!! Cool

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Post by Clappy 2/1/2011, 8:06 pm

OMJ you don' have to delete your account, but you know that I'm gonna miss you man. You quickly became one of my favorite members on this site and I wish you the best of luck in all your real life situations and I am looking forward to your epic return Smile
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Post by tvguy347 2/1/2011, 8:31 pm

I am really saddened by your departure. Crying or Very sad Wish you luck in life! SOO Happy Hope to see you in a few years or sooner. Smile
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Post by that70sguy92 2/1/2011, 9:02 pm

You just came, were awesome, and now you're gone. That really sucks.

Hope you come back soon.
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Post by Elastic Dog 2/1/2011, 10:13 pm

You were probably the most badass user ever to join this forum. Live long and prosper bro.
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Post by Jelly 2/1/2011, 10:33 pm

Man, I did not see that one coming! I'm surely gonna miss ya, OMJ! You soon proved to be one the coolest members to ever join this site. You know we love you here and will be waiting for you to come back with open arms.
Good luck with everything, man Smile
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Post by Steel Sponge 2/1/2011, 10:56 pm

Why, OMJ? Why do you have to erase your hard work?
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Post by SpongeSebastian 2/2/2011, 2:19 am

I miss you already! You were probably the best short-lived user on this site.
Don't know why you had to delete your account. Sad
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