Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Elastic Dog** 11/29/2010, 11:46 am

Granted! But the only the bad music from back in the day made it.

I wish shows wouldn't become stale.

by **Doogle.** 11/29/2010, 2:15 pm

Santa Dog wrote:Granted! But the only the bad music from back in the day made it.

I wish shows wouldn't become stale.

Granted, but now all TV shows only last a few episodes to avoid them from going stale.

I wish SpongeBob was purple.

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 6:19 pm

Granted, but the purple colour is due to oxygen deprivation. He's gonna die soon.

I wish Squidward would play his clarinet better.

by **Steel Sponge** 11/29/2010, 7:38 pm

Granted, but he's going to broadway; never to be seen again.

I wish Plankton had a customer.

by **♣CF♣** 11/29/2010, 7:44 pm

But his food tastes horrible.

I wish Nick would show their older shows once in a while.

by **tvguy347** 11/29/2010, 7:49 pm

But then Spongebob would be pushed off the airways.

I wish Mrs. Puff would work out more.

by **Steel Sponge** 11/29/2010, 7:50 pm

Granted, now she's not a big fat meanie anymore.

I wish it was naptime.

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 8:45 pm

Granted, but it's an eternal naptime and you never wake up. And you're dreaming about being chased by a big, scary thing.

I wish I had a hippopotamus for Christmas.

by **storytime7** 11/29/2010, 8:47 pm

Granted! But it falls and crushes you like a pancake.

I wish the first 5 seasons of "All That" were put on dvd.

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 8:50 pm

Granted, but everybody buys them before you get a chance to.

I wish more people knew about Corner Gas.

by **storytime7** 11/29/2010, 8:54 pm

Granted! But everybody hated it.

I wish Spongebob wasn't hated nowadays because of the post-movie seasons.

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 9:00 pm

Granted, but now people bizzarely hate it for the pre-movie seasons.

I wish Funny Pants never existed.

by **storytime7** 11/29/2010, 9:08 pm

Granted! But they combine the plot for that episode, and All That Glitters to make an episode that is even worse.

I wish the "best friends forever ring" was used in more episodes.

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 9:15 pm

Granted, but it soon becomes an annoying recurring gag that everyone gets sick of.

I wish Barnacle Boy didn't have to eat extra broccoli.

by **Steel Sponge** 11/29/2010, 9:39 pm

Granted, now he's going to become a big fat meanie.

I wish the Dirty Bubble's original voice actor didn't die.

by **storytime7** 11/29/2010, 9:44 pm

Granted! But he stopped working for the show.

I wish I had known that sooner, because now I am sad. Sad

by **Wumbology** 11/30/2010, 7:48 am

Granted, but you figured it out on your birthday.

I wish for fish.

by **Doogle.** 11/30/2010, 5:36 pm

Granted, but fish evolves into Gyrados and kills you.

I wish Squirtle and SpongeBob were friends. Silly Face!

by **storytime7** 11/30/2010, 5:57 pm

Granted! But then Spongebob forgets about Patrick, and they're no longer friends anymore.

I wish Spongebob and Rocko's Modern Life had a crossover episode.

by **Doogle.** 11/30/2010, 6:11 pm

Granted, but all the characters from Rocko's Modern Life drown.

I wish Sandy had a mustache.

by **that70sguy92** 11/30/2010, 7:24 pm

Granted, but you can't tell she has it since she's already covered in hair.

I wish I had discovered this thread earlier.

by **Steel Sponge** 11/30/2010, 7:33 pm

Granted, now you're the one who made this thread.

I wish a bald eagle had a mustache.

by **Wumbology** 11/30/2010, 8:12 pm

Granted, but everybody thinks they're mutated demons and kills all of them.

I wish that I wasn't so tired.

by **Steel Sponge** 11/30/2010, 8:50 pm

Granted, now you can never sleep again!

I wish I had a peanut butter taco.

by **Wumbology** 12/1/2010, 8:17 am

Granted, but the peanut butter spills all over you.

I wish my throat wasn't so dry.

by **Doogle.** 12/1/2010, 4:42 pm

Granted, now you have no throat. Silly Face!

I wish it would snow this Christmas.

by **♣CF♣** 12/1/2010, 4:45 pm

Granted, but now it won't stop snowing.

I wish for all the money in the world.

by **Doogle.** 12/1/2010, 4:47 pm

Granted, but you lose it all a day later.

I wish Patrick had 9 arms.

by **Wumbology** 12/1/2010, 5:57 pm

Granted, but then he scares SpongeBob away.

I wish I didn't have a retainer.

by **Doogle.** 12/1/2010, 5:59 pm

Granted, but now you have no teeth.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

by **Wumbology** 12/1/2010, 6:01 pm

Granted, but now you have the flu.

I wish my Civics project would be finished.

by **ketsuekiran. [血液蘭]** 12/1/2010, 6:03 pm

Granted, but now you have to write a 7,000-page thesis on the morality of donuts.

I wish I was at Seoul right now.

by **Wumbology** 12/1/2010, 6:20 pm

Granted, but then somebody drops a bomb on it.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

by **Steel Sponge** 12/1/2010, 7:46 pm

Granted, but your idea went down the drain eventually.

I wish Squidward was here to see this.

by **Wumbology** 12/2/2010, 7:29 am

Granted, but he dies after he sees it.

I wish that I was in the Dominican Republic right now.

by **Steel Sponge** 12/2/2010, 11:43 pm

Granted, but you have to approve as a Canadian immigrant with these release forms.

I wish I found the Mauna Loa.

by **Wumbology** 12/3/2010, 8:08 am

Granted, but then you lose it forever.

I wish Krabby Patties actually existed.

by **Steel Sponge** 12/9/2010, 7:33 pm

Granted, now the Krusty Krab has to move someplace where it has air.

I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian.

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