Corrupt a Wish

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:13 pm

In this game, you wish for something while the next person corrupts it, and thinks of another wish.

I wish Fred didn't break his leg.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:15 pm

I wish DJ Patrick was a real episode.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:16 pm

But it got scrapped in less than two minutes.

I wish Spongebob can fly.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:17 pm

But he has no wings.

I wish I could rule the world.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 7:17 pm

Granted, but you're overthrown within two days.

I wish "All That Glitters" never existed.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:19 pm

But it kept coming back to life.

I wish Rock-A Bye Bivalve was unbanned in countries.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:20 pm

But Junior was old enough to replace the lawsuit.

I wish Spongebob didn't go downhill.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:22 pm

But It did due to everybody constantly saying it did go downhill.

I wish The JOB Deleted Scene was on DVD.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 7:24 pm

Granted, but a glitch makes your TV blow up when that scene happens.

I wish The Splinter wasn't so hated.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:26 pm

But it is because every complains it is very gross.

I wish for another wish.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:27 pm

Sorry, the Flying Dutchman had a limit.

I wish I knew that earlier.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 7:28 pm

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish I wasn't so morbid.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:29 pm

But nature prevents it.

I wish for a can of Invisible Spray.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 7:30 pm

Granted, but you can see it.

I wish for a can of Seanut Brittle.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:31 pm

But it was a trap!

I wish for a new episode.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 7:32 pm

Granted, but it's lame.

I wish for a GOOD new episode.

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 7:32 pm

Granted, but it's about NathanJR.

I wish the magic conch was single.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:33 pm

It wasn't, cuz' I was bamboozled!

I wish I was smackledorfed.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:33 pm

(Ok..some people are being late with replies but..)

God prevented it.

I wish people would stop posting so fast.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 7:34 pm

Granted, but the boards die as a result.

I wish Elmo didn't have a gun.

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 7:35 pm

Granted, but he's still evil.

I wish Patrick wouldn't waste his money on a vending machine.

by **jjsthekid** 10/26/2010, 7:37 pm

But he is too dumb.

I wish for more thinking power.

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 7:37 pm

Granted, but you get so much that you drown in it and die.

I wish to be at your funeral.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:37 pm

He died from a bucket of water.

I wish it wasn't water.

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 7:38 pm

Granted, now it's lava.

I wish I knew who was granting who's wish. Silly Face!

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:40 pm

Granted, but the Flying Dutchman got a headache.

I wish he didn't have the same headache I did.

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 7:44 pm

Granted, now you have such a bad headache you lose your head.

I wish you had a head.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:47 pm

It exploded.

I wish Spongebob got married.

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 7:49 pm

Granted, but his wife is Donna, and she snores. Loudly.

I wish I wasn't such an insomniac.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 8:34 pm

Granted, but you become narceleptic instead.

I wish I spelt "narceleptic" right.

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 8:36 pm

Granted, but now you can't spell anything else.

I wish Sandy wasn't a squirrel.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 8:37 pm

Grnted, butt ten shee wuz a capeebara.

I wish my spelling powers would return.

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 8:41 pm

Granted, but now you must type upside down.

I wish I was a SpongeBob writer.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 9:35 pm

But he can't type like me.

I wish I were in Bikini Bottom.

by **Wumbology** 10/27/2010, 7:03 am

Granted, but you drown.

I wish I could taste a Krabby Patty.

by **Pakasa43** 10/27/2010, 7:44 am

You get to taste Plankton's chum instead

I wish the Strangler would return.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/27/2010, 9:40 am

He gave me a major hospital bill.

I wish he was the Tattletale Strangler.

by **Doogle.** 10/28/2010, 12:55 pm

Granted, but he has no personality.

I wish Waiting could be deleted out of my brain.

by **Wumbology** 10/28/2010, 5:24 pm

Granted, but so does everything else.

I wish SpongeBob would just stop.

by **Steel Sponge** 10/28/2010, 6:31 pm

Granted, he is now stuck in pause.

I wish I had some ice cream.

by **Wumbology** 10/28/2010, 7:09 pm

Granted, but it's sewage flavoured.

I wish I had a unicycle.

by **Steel Sponge** 11/12/2010, 6:53 pm

Here's your unicycle! Oh wait, it's broken...

I wish I don't have to eat 105 black licorice jellybeans through a straw.

by **Wumbology** 11/12/2010, 9:22 pm

Granted! No formula for you.

I wish that I could balance a glass of strawberry milk on my head instead of chocolate.

by **Steel Sponge** 11/28/2010, 11:32 pm

But the glass was slippery.

I wish I can see the Salty Spitoon.

by **storytime7** 11/28/2010, 11:37 pm

Granted! But people spat on you.

I wish Patchy the Pirate wasn't in most of the specials from seasons 5-6.

by **ExKizuna** 11/29/2010, 4:02 am

Granted! But it pisses everyone off, they stop watching SpongeBob, and SPongebob is cancelled.

I wish I had a piece of cake.

by **Deli** 11/29/2010, 5:04 am

Granted! But after that you'll want more and you'll become a fat lard.

I wish Disney was the way it used to be.

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 8:16 am

Granted! Cue the neverending loop of Pink Elephants on Parade. Deli, what have you done?! Sad

I wish Fairly Odd Parents was still good.

by **Steel Sponge** 11/29/2010, 11:09 am

But it was so good, it cancelled Spongebob.

I wish Mr. Krabs wasn't selfish.

by **tvguy347** 11/29/2010, 11:34 am

Granted! But now he's become so nice, he sold Krabby Patties for free and went bankrupt!

I wish music was good like it used to be.

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