Deli's Life

by **Deli** 10/23/2010, 7:12 pm

~October 23rd 2010~
I figured I'd do one, since everyone else has. Figured I'd jump on the ol' bandwagon.

What's going on in my life? Gee... Well, I'm dying my hair from brown to blonde. Only because my mother and my sister want me to look more like a ''young lady''. They get mad at me because I wear T-Shirts, baggy pants, and a black jacket (that's a size too big) all the time. Facepalm

I'm like my mom's and my older sister's Barbie doll.

by **Metal Snake** 10/23/2010, 7:53 pm

Sorry about that.

by **Deli** 10/24/2010, 11:51 pm

~October 24th, 2010~
Well, saw the first thirty minutes of Easy A today with my dad and sister. The reason we left after thirty minutes was because it was so disgusting.

A word to the girls of this forum: If someone calls you a ''bit'', it's not a compliment.

by **Deli** 10/25/2010, 5:10 pm

~October 25th, 2010~

About to get my hair dyed blonde... whoopee.

by **BeachBob95** 10/26/2010, 3:07 am

Deli wrote:~October 25th, 2010~

About to get my hair dyed blonde... whoopee.

Doesn't that give you sort of an emo-look? Don't get me wrong, I think its handsome, just asking.

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 7:08 am

BeachBob95 wrote:
Deli wrote:~October 25th, 2010~

About to get my hair dyed blonde... whoopee.

Doesn't that give you sort of an emo-look? Don't get me wrong, I think its handsome, just asking.

Wait, now blonde is emo? What?

by **BeachBob95** 10/26/2010, 7:22 am

Wumbology wrote:
BeachBob95 wrote:
Deli wrote:~October 25th, 2010~

About to get my hair dyed blonde... whoopee.

Doesn't that give you sort of an emo-look? Don't get me wrong, I think its handsome, just asking.
Wait, now blonde is emo? What?

Where I live, it's kinda emo to die your hair. It's not like a rule, but it seem to match each other.

by **Deli** 10/26/2010, 10:01 pm

BeachBob95 wrote:
Deli wrote:~October 25th, 2010~

About to get my hair dyed blonde... whoopee.

Doesn't that give you sort of an emo-look? Don't get me wrong, I think its handsome, just asking.

I guess it would, considering I always have my hair covering one of my eyes...

by **Deli** 10/26/2010, 10:03 pm

~October 26th, 2010~

Welp, went through with the hair dye. Today no one at school even noticed I changed my freakin' hair color! Every time I change my damn hair color, no one can ever tell the difference between the dirty blonde color I have, dammit!! Angry

by **BeachBob95** 10/27/2010, 4:18 am

Deli wrote:~October 26th, 2010~

Welp, went through with the hair dye. Today no one at school even noticed I changed my freakin' hair color! Every time I change my damn hair color, no one can ever tell the difference between the dirty blonde color I have, dammit!!

Wow, I'm sorry about that. Maybe the just didn't ask about it.

by **♣CF♣** 10/27/2010, 12:55 pm

Deli wrote:~October 26th, 2010~

Welp, went through with the hair dye. Today no one at school even noticed I changed my freakin' hair color! Every time I change my damn hair color, no one can ever tell the difference between the dirty blonde color I have, dammit!!

That sucks. Sad

by **Deli** 10/27/2010, 3:02 pm

BeachBob95 wrote:
Deli wrote:~October 26th, 2010~

Welp, went through with the hair dye. Today no one at school even noticed I changed my freakin' hair color! Every time I change my damn hair color, no one can ever tell the difference between the dirty blonde color I have, dammit!!

Wow, I'm sorry about that. Maybe the just didn't ask about it.

Oh they asked, but afterwards they just said ''Oh, it still looks the same.''

by **Deli** 10/27/2010, 3:04 pm

~October 27th, 2010~

Woke up at 12:55 today. Mom came into my horribly messy room and said ''This is a disgrace.'' Mission accomplished. XD

Going to the McWane Center tomorrow on a school trip, YIPPEE!! I get to be out of school for one day to have fun in Birmingham (Alabama, not the British one) all day! SOO Happy

by **Metal Snake** 10/27/2010, 11:27 pm

That's awesome. SOO Happy

by **♣CF♣** 10/28/2010, 8:15 am

Have fun on your trip. Smile

by **Deli** 10/28/2010, 4:59 pm

~October 28th, 2010~

Just got back from mah McWane trip. Two words: EH-PIC. For as long as I live, the McWane Center will always be the greatest place I have ever been. I've never been to DisneyLand, though. Which sucks, because I would KILL to see ''Muppet Vision 3D''.

by **♣CF♣** 10/28/2010, 5:05 pm

Glad you had fun. I haven't been to Disneyland either. Dx

by **BeachBob95** 10/28/2010, 5:46 pm

Deli wrote:~October 28th, 2010~

Just got back from mah McWane trip. Two words: EH-PIC. For as long as I live, the McWane Center will always be the greatest place I have ever been. I've never been to DisneyLand, though. Which sucks, because I would KILL to see ''Muppet Vision 3D''.

lol Glad you had a good time!

by **Steel Sponge** 10/28/2010, 6:42 pm

I've been to Disneyland once.

by Fa 10/28/2010, 6:50 pm

The last time I went to Disneyland I only rode 3 rides because we went during the spring break rush, and my step-mother refused to let us buy fast passes because she said it was immoral to skip lines. But anyways, glad you had a good time on your trip.

by **Metal Snake** 10/28/2010, 8:52 pm

SBlover95 wrote:The last time I went to Disneyland I only rode 3 rides because we went during the spring break rush, and my step-mother refused to let us buy fast passes because she said it was immoral to skip lines. But anyways, glad you had a good time on your trip.

That's weird. Glad you had a great time Deli!

by **Deli** 12/2/2010, 8:58 pm

~December 2, 2010~

Lol, dead thread is dead.

Anyway, as an annoying Twitter-like update for you all, I just changed my sig for the billionth time. I found some old Muppet comic strips from the 80's (written and drawn by the AMAZING Brad and Guy Gilchrist) on Muppet Wiki and picked the two I thought were the funniest. If you wanna see some others, including the first and last which are not in the image gallery, go here: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Muppets_(comic_strip)

by **ExKizuna** 12/2/2010, 10:47 pm

Deli wrote:~December 2, 2010~

Lol, dead thread is dead.

Anyway, as an annoying Twitter-like update for you all, I just changed my sig for the billionth time. I found some old Muppet comic strips from the 80's (written and drawn by the AMAZING Brad and Guy Gilchrist) on Muppet Wiki and picked the two I thought were the funniest. If you wanna see some others, including the first and last which are not in the image gallery, go here: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Muppets_(comic_strip)

Haha , I like 'em xD

by **tvguy347** 12/3/2010, 12:44 am

Deli wrote:~December 2, 2010~

Lol, dead thread is dead.

Anyway, as an annoying Twitter-like update for you all, I just changed my sig for the billionth time. I found some old Muppet comic strips from the 80's (written and drawn by the AMAZING Brad and Guy Gilchrist) on Muppet Wiki and picked the two I thought were the funniest. If you wanna see some others, including the first and last which are not in the image gallery, go here: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Muppets_(comic_strip)

Haha.

The second one is the funnier of the two IMAO.

by **♣CF♣** 12/3/2010, 2:25 pm

Lol, Nice. Silly Face!

by **Wumbology** 12/3/2010, 4:35 pm

They're mildly funny. The second one is better.

by **Deli** 12/4/2010, 5:29 pm

~December 4th, 2010~

A friend of mine were playing Wii baseball, which is my best sport. But for some reason, I couldn't focus. So every time she'd score a point I'd say stuff to the Mii people on the screen like ''YOU MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!'' or ''SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT.'' Whenever I get mad at the Wii, I sound like the Italian guy from Super Mario Frustration. XD

by **tvguy347** 12/4/2010, 6:52 pm

Deli wrote:~December 4th, 2010~

A friend of mine were playing Wii baseball, which is my best sport. But for some reason, I couldn't focus. So every time she'd score a point I'd say stuff to the Mii people on the screen like ''YOU MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!'' or ''SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT.'' Whenever I get mad at the Wii, I sound like the Italian guy from Super Mario Frustration. XD

lol wow.

by **Deli** 12/5/2010, 1:19 am

~More on yesterday and today~

Okay, this happened yesterday in P.E., and I thought you guys would find it funny; when we went into the mini gym, Ms. Foster let us pull down the huge climbing rope. Deseree and Alexis were pushing people back and forth, and letting them go extremely high, and it was AWESOME. So this is how my first swing went, quoted directly from the experience:

‎''I KNOW NOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE CHUCK NORRIS.''
*Deseree and Alexis swing the rope higher*
''HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP!''
*I jump off the rope, miss the matt, and slide in on my face*
*Amanda runs over*
''GAAAAH! KERMIT! ARE YOU DEAD?!?!''
"*I roll over* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...""

I lied there, face down and in a crumpled position, and for two seconds they all thought I died... until I rolled over laughing my ass off. This happened twice. TWICE. I suck enough to miss the matt two times!

I've also uploaded a bunch of drawings to FaceBook. You can see them all here: https://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?aid=26169&id=100000653040651

by **Metal Snake** 12/5/2010, 1:40 am

Deli wrote:~More on yesterday and today~

Okay, this happened yesterday in P.E., and I thought you guys would find it funny; when we went into the mini gym, Ms. Foster let us pull down the huge climbing rope. Deseree and Alexis were pushing people back and forth, and letting them go extremely high, and it was AWESOME. So this is how my first swing went, quoted directly from the experience:

‎''I KNOW NOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE CHUCK NORRIS.''
*Deseree and Alexis swing the rope higher*
''HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP!''
*I jump off the rope, miss the matt, and slide in on my face*
*Amanda runs over*
''GAAAAH! KERMIT! ARE YOU DEAD?!?!''
"*I roll over* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...""

I lied there, face down and in a crumpled position, and for two seconds they all thought I died... until I rolled over laughing my ass off. This happened twice. TWICE. I suck enough to miss the matt two times!

I've also uploaded a bunch of drawings to FaceBook. You can see them all here: https://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?aid=26169&id=100000653040651

Wow. Just wow.

by **ExKizuna** 12/5/2010, 2:06 am

Deli wrote:~More on yesterday and today~

Okay, this happened yesterday in P.E., and I thought you guys would find it funny; when we went into the mini gym, Ms. Foster let us pull down the huge climbing rope. Deseree and Alexis were pushing people back and forth, and letting them go extremely high, and it was AWESOME. So this is how my first swing went, quoted directly from the experience:

‎''I KNOW NOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE CHUCK NORRIS.''
*Deseree and Alexis swing the rope higher*
''HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP!''
*I jump off the rope, miss the matt, and slide in on my face*
*Amanda runs over*
''GAAAAH! KERMIT! ARE YOU DEAD?!?!''
"*I roll over* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...""

I lied there, face down and in a crumpled position, and for two seconds they all thought I died... until I rolled over laughing my ass off. This happened twice. TWICE. I suck enough to miss the matt two times!

I've also uploaded a bunch of drawings to FaceBook. You can see them all here: https://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?aid=26169&id=100000653040651

Haha craaaazy shit, Miss Chuck Norris. Haha Silly Face!

Musta sucked at the sliding on face part though

by **Deli** 12/5/2010, 2:14 am

ExKizuna wrote:
Deli wrote:~More on yesterday and today~

Okay, this happened yesterday in P.E., and I thought you guys would find it funny; when we went into the mini gym, Ms. Foster let us pull down the huge climbing rope. Deseree and Alexis were pushing people back and forth, and letting them go extremely high, and it was AWESOME. So this is how my first swing went, quoted directly from the experience:

‎''I KNOW NOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE CHUCK NORRIS.''
*Deseree and Alexis swing the rope higher*
''HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP!''
*I jump off the rope, miss the matt, and slide in on my face*
*Amanda runs over*
''GAAAAH! KERMIT! ARE YOU DEAD?!?!''
"*I roll over* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...""

I lied there, face down and in a crumpled position, and for two seconds they all thought I died... until I rolled over laughing my ass off. This happened twice. TWICE. I suck enough to miss the matt two times!

I've also uploaded a bunch of drawings to FaceBook. You can see them all here: https://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?aid=26169&id=100000653040651
Haha craaaazy shit, Miss Chuck Norris. Haha Musta sucked at the sliding on face part though

It was actually quite relaxing...

by **Deli** 1/3/2011, 8:34 am

~January 3, 2011~

I might be absent for a while. Things at home are rough, and other problems have happened.

My stepdad and stepsister are being bastards. That fucking prissy, lazyass, bitching, jackwagon thinks that if she just asks ''Daddy'' if she can have the top bunk on MY new bed without even asking me, she can have it. And she got it. It's hers. David gave my bed to her without even asking how I felt. I have to sleep on the bottom now, and I'm always afraid that it will fall on me. She always refers to my room as ''our room'', but when she's here she snaps at me for not cleaning it, she criticizes it, and she just sits there typing away on her fancy Dell laptop. We usually get along very well, but that was the next to last straw. I told her very kindly and simply; ''I guess David must've forgotten the extra hundred for Mom to get us school clothes, huh?'' And she has the gall to go and tell him the next day that I whined and carried on about it while she put me in my place ''like a hero'', to say, by retorting; ''Well, yeah, but the beds were 1000 dollars each. And Daddy paid for all of it (correction; both my mother and her dad paid an equal share), and it doesn't seem fair.''

Second of all, David has made me angry beyond reason. I used to really really like David, but now he's constantly yelling at my mother for stupid things and complains about how hard he works. All he does is sit on his ass at the computer and buy comic books for his collection in the basment. He also complains that Mother doesn't work enough and that he's carrying this family. The reason Mother can't work enough is because she's a nurse and she gets cancelled a lot sometimes. When she is working, it's long shifts and coming home in the morning. David goes to the firehouse or the ambulance service (he's a med and a fireman) and sits around lazily all day until he gets a call. He totally exploded on Mother when she talked to him about Princess Bitchington coming into my room and claiming my bunk. But worst of all, he insulted my grandmother, who has lived with us all our lives and was like a mother to me. ''Your mother got what she deserved!'' he says to Mother. ''She was always mean to my kids, and she got what she deserved!'' She had a reason to be mean; they can be inconsiderate brats! They've said so many foul things about her while she was alive! He has the fucking nerve to insult my grandmother, the woman who pushed me, disciplined me, and without whom (along with Mother) I would not be where I am today.

Lastly, Odie (one of my dogs) is gone. Odie is my best friend and has been with me since I was seven. I don't know if he's dead, alive, or that he ran off. I've cried so much tonight that I can't cry anymore. I am nothing without him, and I will always be nothing if he never returns. It's all my fault, I just had to let the dogs out overnight.

Bottomline; I'm an idiot.

I'll be back when David and the Princess apologize, and when Odie comes home. I'll miss you all very much and I promise that if Odie turns out to be okay, I'll be back. It's already the day after he vanished and he hasn't returned.

by **♣CF♣** 1/3/2011, 1:06 pm

Sorry to hear that. Sad

Hope things get better for you & I hope Odie comes home.

by **Wumbology** 1/3/2011, 5:56 pm

Wow, that blows any bad day I've ever had out of the water. I hope things are resolved soon.

by **Metal Snake** 1/3/2011, 6:52 pm

I'm so sorry about that.

I hope everything gets worked out.

by **tvguy347** 1/4/2011, 1:17 am

Oh my god! I can't believe all that is happening with you, Deli! Sad

That breaks my heart, and if there's anything we can do, we'll do it. I hope everything turns out alright. Crying or Very sad

by **Deli** 1/13/2011, 12:01 am

~January 12th, 2011~

Mother found Odie today,,, dead. By the side of the road. A friend of mine told me today that she's seen him for days now, but she didn't tell me he was dead. I just lost my best friend.

by **that70sguy92** 1/13/2011, 12:55 am

Deli wrote:~January 12th, 2011~

Mother found Odie today,,, dead. By the side of the road. A friend of mine told me today that she's seen him for days now, but she didn't tell me he was dead. I just lost my best friend.

I'm so sorry. Sad

I'm really crying right now.

by **Steel Sponge** 1/13/2011, 1:09 am

*tears drop*

by **Deli** 1/13/2011, 2:24 am

Mama's letting me get a new dog, and even though the prospect is happy no one will ever replace him.

by **Wumbology** 1/13/2011, 5:47 pm

I'm so sorry to hear about your dog. Sad

I can't imagine what I would do without mine.

by **Metal Snake** 1/13/2011, 6:17 pm

I'm very sorry about what happened to your dog.

by Guest 1/13/2011, 7:13 pm

Thats terrible Sad

I know how you feel though cause my dog died of heat during the summer.

by **♣CF♣** 1/14/2011, 2:22 pm

Deli wrote:~January 12th, 2011~

Mother found Odie today,,, dead. By the side of the road. A friend of mine told me today that she's seen him for days now, but she didn't tell me he was dead. I just lost my best friend.

I'm really sorry to hear that. Sad

by **Deli** 4/22/2011, 12:44 am

~April 21st, 2011~

It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sorry everyone. Ever since I lost Odie, I've been an inconsiderate jerk. I'm sorry Dragiiin, for being such a jackwagon towards you. I look at the things I've done in the past here and I'm disgusted with myself. I still haven't been able to get over the death of Odie. Not a day goes by when I'm not thinking about him. My problems with my stepdad and sister have been solved. We agreed to share both bunks, and Mother gave David a huge attitude adjustment (now they're all lovey-dovey and it's kinda sickening). I have two new dogs. One is named Kermit, and he's a three month old pure white miniature schnauzer (sp?). The other is called Flapjack. He's about a year old. I found him out in our patio wandering along with this big beautiful white dog (who I nicknamed Arthur). We took him in and no one's claimed him yet. Oddly enough, he's a pure BLACK miniature schnauzer. So I guess it was just destiny. Then there's my old dog, Annie, who's half-beagle, half-Jack Russel. She's about seven now and I've had her since I was six. Then are our four cats (Sam, Tabasco, Tanini, and Frenchesca) who are all about two years old, but I won't go into detail.

Lately I've been spending most of my time buying sketchbooks and filling them up. I've also turned the house upside down looking for money (I've got about $25.65 now in coins and dollars) to go towards a trip to Disney, because I'm the only one in my entire family who's never been. I've been trying to improve my art skills by looking back at all the horrible art that I did in the past. Those drawings embarass me to death because they're all of my old Sonic the Hedgehog Mary Sues. And I never want to get wrapped up in that fanbase ever again. I've been struggling with some of my childhood fears lately (E.T., wasps, bees, etc.) and have been spending my free time flooding them out with my volumes of Harry Potter. It's very effective. So far, 2011's been a good year for me. I've had straight A's all year and I haven't accomplished that since fourth grade when I lost my confidence. Beginning to pray a little bit more, and I realize that it's good for me. I don't know whether I'd be dead or alive without all the times I've prayed in the past few months. My self-esteem has gotten a little better, but it's made me arrogant sometimes. At times I just have to tell myself to shut up because some of the stuff I do is just for attention. I'm having a bit of trouble getting inspiration for art, but that'll just blow over like always. I still draw SpongeBob, but it's becoming a little scarce. I still love it, don't get me wrong, but the new episodes just don't make me laugh like they used to. I mean, they're okay and all but they don't mark up to the classics. Okay. Rant over.

by **Dragiiin123** 4/22/2011, 8:09 am

Deli wrote:~April 21st, 2011~

It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sorry everyone. Ever since I lost Odie, I've been an inconsiderate jerk. I'm sorry Dragiiin, for being such a jackwagon towards you.

That was mostly me, Deli. And I understand, don't feel bad.

by **Wumbology** 4/22/2011, 8:38 am

Good to have you back, Deli. Smile

by **Clappy** 4/22/2011, 10:14 am

It's great to hear from you Deli and it's okay. We all do things we don't mean to do from time to time and it's great to know things are going better in your real life.

by **that70sguy92** 4/22/2011, 8:33 pm

Glad to see you back, Deli. SOO Happy

Kermit is a great name for a dog. xP

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