The Adventures of Clappy

that70sguy92 wrote:

Clappy wrote:New avvie and siggy dedicated to the Legen-dary Barney Stinson

Legen - I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next part of this word is - DARY!

Haha, I love that.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Clappy wrote:New avvie and siggy dedicated to the Legen-dary Barney Stinson

Legen - I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next part of this word is - DARY!

I love you

Happy 2011 everyone!

How am I going to celebrate the new year? By working of course -_-

That sucks. :-/
Where do you work?

I work at a grocery store. I am a merchandizer which means I put out the groceries. Such a pain in the ass job because pretty much all customer questions either go through customer service or go through me. I get some of the most ridiculous questions like "Do y'all have the movie Despicable Me?" This is a fucking grocery store, not Target or Wal-Mart.

You really get asked that? xD xD

In most grocery stores where I am there are sections with DVD's and CD's. I don't think we have any places that JUST sell groceries.

We have a Redbox, but otherwise we don't carry DVDs at the grocery store I work for.

But yes, I get asked ridiculous questions all the time at work.

Clappy wrote:Happy 2011 everyone!

How am I going to celebrate the new year? By working of course -_-

Sorry about that. New Years Eve wasn't that great for me either.

Metal Snake wrote:

Clappy wrote:Happy 2011 everyone!

How am I going to celebrate the new year? By working of course -_-

Sorry about that. New Years Eve wasn't that great for me either.

He's talking about New Years Day, Luke.

Such a good song has been stuck in my head, I freaking love it



There is also the original version of it that is also just as good

I like the Vertical Horizon version better, but it's a good song either way.

tvguy347 wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Clappy wrote:Happy 2011 everyone!

How am I going to celebrate the new year? By working of course -_-

Sorry about that. New Years Eve wasn't that great for me either.

He's talking about New Years Day, Luke.

Oh. How did I not notice that?

Kinda nervous since I am suppose to be finding out where I am going to be living this weekend. Stupid school hasn't gotten back to me about my official dorm room yet, but today is allegedly the day

About to go get some drinks with a few friends. If I appear to be a little off if I come on tonight, this might be the explanation why

Clappy wrote:About to go get some drinks with a few friends. If I appear to be a little off if I come on tonight, this might be the explanation why

That's fine.

Metal Snake wrote:

Clappy wrote:About to go get some drinks with a few friends. If I appear to be a little off if I come on tonight, this might be the explanation why

That's fine.

You're good Clappy, Luke approves.

Wumbology wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Clappy wrote:About to go get some drinks with a few friends. If I appear to be a little off if I come on tonight, this might be the explanation why

That's fine.

You're good Clappy, Luke approves.

I don't know if Luke is aware that this was yesterday

Clappy wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Clappy wrote:About to go get some drinks with a few friends. If I appear to be a little off if I come on tonight, this might be the explanation why

That's fine.

You're good Clappy, Luke approves.

I don't know if Luke is aware that this was yesterday

That's fine.

All moved into my new dorm room. I have a snoring roommate which I absolutely hate, but its all good so far. I have to already go home this upcoming weekend to work, so its not like I was going to be away from home for too long lol

Clappy wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Clappy wrote:About to go get some drinks with a few friends. If I appear to be a little off if I come on tonight, this might be the explanation why

That's fine.

You're good Clappy, Luke approves.

I don't know if Luke is aware that this was yesterday

Today's yesterday, and yesterday's a month from today. Wait a minute...

Clappy wrote:All moved into my new dorm room. I have a snoring roommate which I absolutely hate, but its all good so far. I have to already go home this upcoming weekend to work, so its not like I was going to be away from home for too long lol

Sara snores. You get used to it.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Clappy wrote:All moved into my new dorm room. I have a snoring roommate which I absolutely hate, but its all good so far. I have to already go home this upcoming weekend to work, so its not like I was going to be away from home for too long lol

Sara snores. You get used to it.

But there is a huge difference. You can at least make sweet sexy time with Sara. My roommate on the other hand, I can not. Unless Brit wants to get kinky.....again......

Home Sweet Home

Clappy wrote:Home Sweet Home

It must feel good to be home.

Metal Snake wrote:

Clappy wrote:Home Sweet Home

It must feel good to be home.

It really does, I just had a nice home-cooked meal

Updated my avvie and sig for an Easy A theme!

Leaving in a bit to head back to college. Hopefully with this paper getting out of the way, I can finally go back to completing the third episode of BBH

Clappy wrote:Leaving in a bit to head back to college. Hopefully with this paper getting out of the way, I can finally go back to completing the third episode of BBH

College!

What crazy things have you seen?

tvguy347 wrote:

Clappy wrote:Leaving in a bit to head back to college. Hopefully with this paper getting out of the way, I can finally go back to completing the third episode of BBH

College!

What crazy things have you seen?

Nothing much really. It was really fucking cold last week so I hope the temperature rises. Oh, I saw a fat guy with his shirt off riding a lion statue. Yeah nothing too weird.

In case no one saw my previous post earlier today, me and my roommate have decided to enter a contest for the best dorm room at our dormitory. We may face some fierce competition but we have a few things others probably don't

-Coffee maker in the bathroom
-Three fridges
-A bicycle in our sitting room
-A giant random poster of Kid Cudi on the front of our door from the previous owner
-Baskets and suitcases everywhere that we are to busy to put away

Just to name a few......

Good luck with the contest, Clappy.

Trying to think happy thoughts, but its so damn hard when you are in as foul a mood as I am in

This is where my siggie comes in. Post happy thoughts on it.

Old Man Jenkins wrote:This is where my siggie comes in. Post happy thoughts on it.

Not even your awesome chatbox sig is working on my mood. At least Brittany is coming down today for the weekend, maybe that will make me feel better.

Well in case you haven't already heard about it on the chat, me and Brittany broke up. She slept with another girl this past week and the reason she came down was for her to tell me. She never wanted to sleep with the British girl in my class, she just wanted me to think that so we could be even. Ugh, my heart is broken right now. I mean I didn't expect anything serious to happen between us but I didn't expect my relationship to end this way

Clappy wrote:Well in case you haven't already heard about it on the chat, me and Brittany broke up. She slept with another girl this past week and the reason she came down was for her to tell me. She never wanted to sleep with the British girl in my class, she just wanted me to think that so we could be even. Ugh, my heart is broken right now. I mean I didn't expect anything serious to happen between us but I didn't expect my relationship to end this way

If you need to talk, you can talk to me.

Clappy wrote:Well in case you haven't already heard about it on the chat, me and Brittany broke up. She slept with another girl this past week and the reason she came down was for her to tell me. She never wanted to sleep with the British girl in my class, she just wanted me to think that so we could be even. Ugh, my heart is broken right now. I mean I didn't expect anything serious to happen between us but I didn't expect my relationship to end this way

I'm so sorry about what happened to you Clappy.

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that.

Thought I'd repost everything on here too in case no one saw my post in the XAT incident thread

For those who are unaware, my relationship with Brittany ended last night. Without getting into too much detail of the specifics, she told me that she cheated on me and that we should see other people because we live so far from each other now. I thought I was fine with it, but a hour later I was an absolute mess. I couldn't get her out of my head so I thought I would come on the XAT to cheer myself up. I was wrong yet again. While I was on there, I couldn't help but remind myself about how much she use to love coming onto the XAT and chat with everyone so I tried to drink myself out off thinking about it. I couldn't take it anymore after four Smirnoff Ices so I wrote on the main chat "Fuck this shit, I'm out". I shut down my computer and stormed out of my dorm room. I decided to go for a stroll and clear my mind, but it didn't work. I called one of my new friends Kenzie because I just felt like I needed someone to talk to since I thought I probably pissed off my roommate since I just slammed the door in his face.

So me and Kenzie went out to some local pub because she couldn't help but feel that it was partially her fault for my break-up, so she wanted to cheer me up. After a nice glass of Coors Light, me and her did 12 tequila shots and I was really fucked up. So I called Justin and he told me that he has been talking to you guys and that everyone has been absolutely worried about me. Even though Kenzie was making me feel better, I felt like a huge douchebag because I know that the last thing anyone wanted was a sequel to what happened Friday night and I was afraid that I might have accidentally caused another incident unintentionally, so I told him to come pick me up whenever he gets the chance because I had my job interview I needed to take care of in the morning.

Anywho, I really don't remember much after that but based off what Justin told me, I almost got my ass kicked because I puked on this douchebag's boots and I drunk dialed one of my best friends and told him to shove a dildo up Brittany's ass. Then I blacked out on the elevator to our floor and he had to carry/drag me the rest of the way to our room.

But yeah, I am so sorry that things went down the way they did and I really did not mean to worry you guys so much. I mean this weekend was already so epicly emotional based off friday night, I am afraid that my real life drama was a sidedish to that full course meal. I am still a bit sad, but I am not a wreck anymore so hopefully everyone can have a peaceful sunday without having to worry about any more of my real life drama.

I am going to go repost this on my blog, but I think this topic works just as well.

What does Brittany even look like?

Dragiiin123 wrote:What does Brittany even look like?

*Tries to resist tearing up*

She had black hair, somewhat bug eyed, and was beautiful.......but I must move on

Yeah these past few days have been better. Especially since I found a wedding date for one of my best friend's weddings :]

Home for the weekend. It's my sister's b-day so I am being a good older brother and celebrating it with her. I just hope I don't run into a certain she-devil while I am here for the weekend >.>

So I'm glad I got out tonight and hung out with one of my best friends, she sure knows how to cheer me up. Plus Natalie Portman has a very nice ass

Debating about getting a Twitter account so I can stop raping my Sharing Time thread with all my random, yet insightful thoughts

Hey Jude wrote:Debating about getting a Twitter account so I can stop raping my Sharing Time thread with all my random, yet insightful thoughts

I rarely post in my Sharing Time thread, mainly because I don't have anything insightful to say.

Hey Jude wrote:Debating about getting a Twitter account so I can stop raping my Sharing Time thread with all my random, yet insightful thoughts

I'd say go for it. Although simple, Twitter can be a very good outlet for posting your thoughts, just IMO.

Twitter is moronic. Don't get it.

So guess who got to meet Sammi from Jersey Shore today?

Today on the XAT, I just found out that I had a stalker when an unknown guest came on and talked like he knew who I was O_o