Surreal-Sponge

Coming soon.

Here's the concept: I use scenes and dialogue from different spin-offs to make a story that makes no sense but holds together.

1. (untitled)

Larry J. Dan walked down the street of New Kelp City and saw Poppy Puff moving in to Coral Drive with her husband, Roger. “Well, I do have a plan on escaping this city,” he said, sounding shocked. Wow, Matt HATED that guy. Pearl was fed up and decided to ask Sandy for help. “My name is Edgar Chris Riley," the fish said, at which point the judge said "Sandy, you could've sued him. Stupid bitch." Then, in a shocking turn of events, no one cared.

I caught at least 2 references that is from my literature. Keep it up Santa Dog!

Haha, nice.

I see a tidbit from Origins in thar.

And nothing from TMAS, PN or PATPT

Goosebumpsfan2 wrote:And nothing from TMAS, PN or PATPT

Don't complain. He can't smoosh EVERY FREAKIN spin off in there.

2. (untitled)

They all we're shivering, all crying, all covered in blood. They had discovered that his show got one viewer, and he finds out that it’s some creepy forty-year-old guy named Butch who lives in the Bikini Bottom Bus Station. Tom, Lou, James, and Doug head to Huge-O when Quacky Quackster walks up and explodes.

Are any of these actually going to have titles?

Wumbology wrote:Are any of these actually going to have titles?

Nope

"Tom, Lou"

Yays

Santa Dog wrote:2. (untitled)

They all we're shivering, all crying, all covered in blood. They had discovered that his show got one viewer, and he finds out that it’s some creepy forty-year-old guy named Butch who lives in the Bikini Bottom Bus Station. Tom, Lou, James, and Doug head to Huge-O when Quacky Quackster walks up and explodes.

Still sucks ass. But the begining is Dayman.

3. (untitled)

Previously on the Minorly Average Show, Kenny McNeal died when sexy retarded troll obsessed over Mr. Krab's cutback of TV.com. It's been about a week since the whole Naomi incident, like one of the Pisces pastimes. Being the descendant of the original James McCoral, he was so ugly that everyone died.

AWESOME.

But you should make up some sort of title.

Surreal Death Dog wrote:James McCoral, he was so ugly that everyone died.

Patrick: The end!
Spongebob: ...That didn't help at all!

Steel Sponge wrote:

Surreal Death Dog wrote:James McCoral, he was so ugly that everyone died.

Patrick: The end!
Spongebob: ...That didn't help at all!

Haha. xD Love SpongeBob.

Awesome.

I'm flattered that my spin-off doesn't even have any episodes and got a mention.

3. (untitled)

Previously on the Minorly Average Show,

YES

4. (untitled)

One day, Patrick met his new neighbours Perry and Pam, and they arrived at their homes in Underground City. Then, they started to go through puberty as they realized the existence of the fire while being raped by Charles Darwin. "We're both 19!", Whaleblubber said before Spongebob wanted a better life. Then they all went to Dollar General and shit before being eaten by Fredward Tentacles.

5. (untitled)

Following another backstory of 7 abandoned kids which belonged to a hidden legend named GIGANTOR!, Kenny McNeal pooped while working in McCoral's restaurant on Thursday. Starmen 20X6 then decided Ator's requiem needed to happen when The Moth suddenly mutated the world.

Santa Dog wrote: when The Moth suddenly mutated the world.

Oh fuck yes.

Santa Dog wrote:Following another backstory of 7 abandoned kids which belonged to a hidden legend named

For something that hasn't been released yet, I'm flattered.

Season 1.5, activate!

6. (untitled)

Two families have moved to Lake Bottom, and Robert is negative. "Not until we take care of the body," Doug Blair said as the suspect filled with fear. Soon, they all as Bubble Mother died.

7. Steel
“Symptom #1: honesty,” Squidward pointed out, MY NAME IS SHELDON!

Script by Steel.

8. Surrealeen (Halloween Episode)

One dark, cold, and stormy night in Bikini Top, Kreko had summoned Krogall to destroy MermaidMan. Clay was not amused with the cancellation of The Adventures of Tentacle High as Jon, Phil, and Cody were trick-or treating. As Doodlebob gathered his minions, Wendy had spooked Fred.

9. Odds and Ends/Surreal Sponge 1.9
The computer screen glowed on Shin Fu's big meaty enchanted sword while Larry the Krab kept getting hurt all the time in Kelp City. Bryan Errin then sat in the car with Sniz while they won money.

Haha..nice references to my shows.

10. 10

When Squidward wakes up and gets out of bed he doesn't answer the door because Skodwarde woke up and the Krusty Krab. "What in Neptune's name?!" asked Sandy's cell phone. Minutes later, Mud Man got drunk and read the New York Times before being eaten by the Dirty Bubble.

will there be an movie

Dragiiin123 wrote:will there be an movie

Episode 20.