Spongdob The Movie

Plot: In the ruins of loland, Spongdob finds a tablet that lists the history of this place.

Co-written by me and Elastic to prove that roozie1 was onto something

0. Discovery

Thousands of years ago, there lived a civilization. It was called lolland, and was successfully run by King Roozie the First. However, the king began to get death threats and wrongful accusations. He left out of fear, never to be seen again. Afterwards, the civilization grew weaker and weaker until one day a group of noobicide bombers decided to destroy what remained of lolland. According to legend, the bombers were named SOF, sponge_bob, 4EverGreen, and LovelyLips (a woman who invented the complex Spongebob pregnancy theory, whom one man tried to solve and wound up dead.) Thousands of years past with no sign of the place. Then, one day, a man named spongdob and his friends parick, squidard, Snady, and Mr. Karbs found tablets from the place. The tablets said that in 1,000 years, the bombers would return from the dead and strike again. Spongdob did the math and figured out that 999 years had passed since the collapse of lolland. He knew what he had to do.

TO BE CONTINUED...

I don't know why but Mr. Karbs made me lol. xD

Wumbology wrote:I don't know why but Mr. Karbs made me lol. xD

Same with me.

1. Genesis

Spongdob and his friends agreed that they need to protect the sacred lolland from the noobicide bombers eventual return in one year's time. But how? Parick then came up with the idea that they must take lolland and move it somewhere else. Mr. Karbs thought it was the stupidest idea he had ever heard of, but they still did it anyway. After pushing lolland miles away from its original location,the gang thought they finally won. All of a sudden, Snady the scientist discovered that Spongdob did his math wrong. He forgot to carry over the 1. After the recalculating, Snady discovered that it has been 1,000 years since the collapse of lolland. Any moment now, the noobicide bombers are going to come back from the dead to try and take over lolland once more. Squidard realized and told the group that to protect lolland from total destruction that they must find a way to stop the noobicide bombers. But how?