The Simpsoniest Stories Around

I thought I'd share with you some of my Simpsons stories I wrote, here is the first one....

Season 1 episode 1: "Casino Disloyale"

Marge drops the kids off at School. When they go into School she drives off and goes to complain to the School bus headquarters. She drives the wrong way and gets lost in Shelbyville. Marge looks around to take care of Maggie but she ends up crashing into a Casino.

The Casino manager forces Marge to work there to pay off her damages. Meanwhile back at School Principal Skinner is talking to the other teachers about the cut back in School funds. Marge is the clearer at the casino but must help out at the main office when someone doesn't come into work. She starts helping people out and soon starts gambling most of her pay. Homer and the kids start to realizes somethings wrong when Marge doesn't have any food to feed them with. She soon starts spending more and more time at the casino until she is all out of money. When she arrives back from the Casino she sees the house up in flames. They can't afford to pay for the house anymore and must move out.

After trying out loads of spare rooms there isn't one they like. The next morning they drop the kids off at School and find out that they are renting the spare rooms to pay for the School equipment. They rent a room and marge must live in Bart's classroom and Homer in Lisa's. This causes embarrassment for both kids and doesn't help when they have to become Groundskeepers when they can't pay the rent.

The kids try destroying there classrooms to get each of them thrown out but it doesn't work. They have an idea, they visit Grampa in the home and gets him to spend a night in the School while the family spend a night in the Old folks home. The next day the School throws Grampa out and pays him money to leave. Grampa goes back to living in the Old Folks home and gives the money to the family to buy there house back.


THE END

Season 1 episode 2: "Sideshow Bart"

Lisa and Bart have to go on the same Field trip to the Springfield Museum. When they arrive Lisa goes straight to the Family trees part of the Museum. She searches "SIMPSON" into the search she soon finds out some horrifying news Sideshow Bob is Bart and Lisa's uncle. When they go back home Lisa tells Bart the news. He is not happy with this news although it seems the rest of the family is. The next day at School Bart sees Sideshow Bob walk past the School, with a murderous look on his face.

Bart is terrified so after School he runs to the Police Station. He asks Wiggum how Bob is released and he tells him that in Springfield the maximum time you can stay in Prison is 10. Bart goes home and goes to bed, he has a Nightmare. He has a plan: If Bob can't go to Prison then he'll have to. The next day at School he hijacks Skinner car and he is sent to the Police Station. Bart is put in a cell with a boy a bit older than him. He enjoys it in the Cell until his room mate is free to leave. Wiggum introduces his new cell mate Sideshow Bob.

Wiggum explains that he miss read the rule that you can only be in prison for 10 times and that Bart shouldn't be alarmed Bob's his uncle. Bart phones his family and explains about what happened and he sounded terrified. Soon enough Bart's having lots of fun with Bob. One night the lights go off in the Prison while Bob and Bart are playing cards. Bart goes to bed while Bob gets changed. Bart falls asleep while Bob climbs onto Bart's bed and reaches into his pocket. Bart wakes up holding Bob's knife. He quickly jumps off the bed and up to the Prison window. He cuts the bars and jumps out the window, Bob follows. Bart runs up to the cliff edge and Bob stands in front of him.

Wiggum phones up Marge and tells him what happened she is shocked and runs outside and gets in the car, followed by Homer, Lisa and Maggie. Bob tells Bart that he typed up the fake information about him being his uncle to fool the Police Officers to get them to share a cell. Bart tries to run away but Bob pushes him over the cliff side. Bob trips and falls he grabs onto Bart's foot. They both fall and land into the river. Bob clambers out the river and backs out onto the road where he gets run over by the Simpsons car. They all run over to the river and Homer jumps in and pulls Bart out the river. They all jump into the car and drive away but they see Bob running after them with a gun. He forces Homer to stop so he does and they all get out. Bob aims the gun at Bart and pulls the trigger but Maggie knocks him on the back of his head and he falls on the floor and the gun fires into the air and falls into the river.

The Police arrive because they heard the gun and the arrest Bob. The family are at home watching TV when a newsflash comes on screen. It states that the Prisons are over crowding and prisoners have to live with Police officers. It shows Bob living with Wiggum and Sideshow Bob massaging Wiggums feet, he shudders.


THE END

I liked the first one, it seemed like a more intense version of $pringfield. The second one was alright, but the title should be "Bob's Your Uncle".

Wumbology wrote:The second one was alright, but the title should be "Bob's Your Uncle".

Genius, anyway the next episode...

Season 1 episode 3: Treehouse of Horror I

Opening - Kang and Kodos are at an auction to buy there Spaceship back. Kodos accidentally bids for an old apartment which they win. They go to live in the apartment until it's October 31st. Kids knock on the door and ask for candy. The two aliens answer the door and give them candy. The kids walks away and eat the candy. They all explode and there body parts spell the words "Treehouse of Horror I".

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad House - The family is watching the news when Kent Brockman says that everyone should stay in there house as a volcanoes nearby that is likely to explode. Everyone is nervous because none of there houses are lava protected. At Church Homer accidentally announces that his house is lava protected. The next morning everyone in Springfield turns up at there front door asking to stay safe in there house. Soon everyone in Springfield turns up. Soon everyone starts thinking that everyone is a murderer and there out to get them. They all start injuring people and trying to kill them. Homer stands up and makes a speech but soon forgets what he's talking about and goes out to buy a beer. The lava floods the house and everyone burns alive.

Hexbox 360 - When out shopping with Homer, Bart visits the game store and sees that the School has created a game. He walks past it and buys a different game. When he goes back home he plays the game but the School game appears on the screen. He decides to play it instead. It's Bart's bed time so he gets into bed and quickly falls asleep. Meanwhile the Disc comes out the Xbox and walks up to Bart it bites him and he wakes up. Bart is now the source of power to sent brainwaves through the entire world. All the disc bugs multiply and start choking everyone in the world.

Cats vs. Dogs vs. Humans - Homer is taking the Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II to the vets for there check ups. When he arrives he sees there are loads of people lining up. Homer goes back home and leaves the Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II in the kitchen. They start fighting when Homer walks in he takes them a part then leaves. When he leaves they both start talking about the war between Cats and Dogs. The next day the town awakes to find a whole army of dogs and Cats fighting each other outside to see which army will own the Human race. They both fight but Draw. The residents are all happy until the army of Goldfish wins the fight and all Humans are banished to the sea and become slaves to them.


THE END

Season 1 episode 3: Brother in Harm


Homer doesn't go to work for a few days because there is a marathon of his favorite movies. At the Nuclear Plant Mr. Burns orders Smithers to go find Homer. Smithers visits the Simpsons house but Homer doesn't answer because he's still watching the movies. When Smithers comes back to tell Mr. Burns, he is really angry and gets the Power plant to spend the day searching for him. No one can find him until Smithers walks into a man. He apologies then sees that it's Homer. He tells him to come back to work and take off the stupid head piece, It's Herb Powell.

Smithers takes Herb to his work station and sits him down before walking off to Mr. Burns office. The next day Homer returns to work to find Herb sitting in his chair. He is happy to see him but questions why he’s here. He tells him that his company had no new ideas so he went bankrupt. They both talk for the rest of the day until lunch. Herb asks Homer if he wants to go to lunch but Homer says he needs to clean his desk first. Meanwhile the security camera's in Mr. Burns office aren't working. Smithers fixes them and both or them see Homer cleaning the desk. Smithers tells Mr. Burns that they finally found Homer Simpson. Just as the cameras turn off. Homer scrapes the last crumbs of donuts off his desk he accidentally switched a lever which explodes the nuclear reactor.

Herb bursts through the doors and asks Homer what happened. After explaining Herb says that he is going to stop the Nuclear reactor before it destroys the town. Homer says that he will be killed but Herb doesn't listen. He opens the door and runs inside. The machine stops counting down and it turns off. Homer runs in to find Herb lying dead in his arms. The next day Homer stays home from work because he can't stop crying. He turns the TV on and there's a news report about the Power plant. Kent Brockman explains that Homer Simpson sacrificed his life to save the town (Herbs hair was burned off in the explosion causing him to look like Homer) At the store everyone grieves to Marge about Homer's death while she tries to explain that he's not dead.

Fat Tony and his gang are on the look out for Homer because a week before he foiled there scheme. Homer goes to the City Hall to clear things up about his "death" but he spots Fat Tony so he runs back home. Marge confines in him that he needs to tell the truth. In the end Homer clears Herb's name as the hero and Fat Tony is to emotional to kill anyone. At the end Homer tells an emotional speech about his brother before his coffin is buried in the ground.


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You always make these type of shows.