NathanJR: The (Horrible) Movie

I have it planned out, but not written yet.

Act 1 plot: An utterly random noob known as Nathan dreamed about Spongebob characters as zombies, when he gave out a loud scream, he was told off by a guy with messy hair. The next morning, Nathan ordered a the-rapist appointment about his fear of sponges. After the appointment, he was called that supper was being ready along with pie night. Unfortunately, supper with his sworn nemesis, and 10 year old cousin known as Alex, along with his other cousins. Thanks to her jacknife, she got the last piece of pie, along with Nathan not having any. Nathan then dreams again about the OT lounges all closed. It was another nightmare, and Nathan eventually planned an event, which he said to his fellow TV.com "friends." Nathan flew to New Jersey to ride Kingda Ka. After the ride, he noticed he got banned by some person named WHHAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEE BBBLLLUUBBBBBEERR(or something like that), which having the chance to give his cousin the time to replace him for his account.

Act 2 plot: A year has passed, and Nathan was 16, and still noobish. His parents are planning on a moving day while Nathan is worked up to get his license. His parents decided to go to Alabama, until his mom thought Michigan. After a short time, Nathan moves to Michigan, oblivious to the fact that his new city is a nazi district. Nathan experiences a school daze in his new high school. After a while, he also noticed his nemesis Alex moved there too, and decided to form an alliance with his friend, and cousin(Let's call him Garfield).

Act 3 plot: Nathan's day doesn't seem to be good as it sounds: he stubbed his foot and got disciplined for the destruction of his brother's legos, burned and cut his hand, watched Grey's Anatomy, accidently got serious with a Cheif of police's son, and at that point was where things went wrong. He got fired from his job, bullied, burgered, and bruised at home. When his friend heard of the incident, his mom told him he won't be hanging out with him anymore, breaking the alliance unfortunately. The next day, the army came with Nathan, for a test in reality. Nathan is noted to have the same nerve cells as Alex, thinking of getting revenge on her that way.

Act 4 plot: Nathan is eventually captured by Alex, and they end up in a fight of their rivaling lives. Will Nathan die? Will Alex die? Will both, find out when this comes in theaters in 2011.

Whew, what a mouthful.

love it Steel

coming soo from Steel Sponge Productions

SpongeOddFan wrote:coming soo from Steel Sponge Productions

You should have one where Nathan discovers masturbation, and another where he meets a girl and has to figure out how to use a condom.

Haha, it's funny because everybody makes fun of this guy.

SpongeSebastian wrote:You should have one where Nathan discovers masturbation, and another where he meets a girl and has to figure out how to use a condom.

First he has to figure out what a condom is.

that70sguy92 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:You should have one where Nathan discovers masturbation, and another where he meets a girl and has to figure out how to use a condom.

First he has to figure out what a condom is.

*smokes pipe* Ah, I remember when I found out what a condom was. Saw it. Touched it. Stared at it. Ran back off the bus screaming. Good times.

Wumbology wrote:Haha, it's funny because everybody makes fun of this guy.

Yeah, I know.

Rumored to come out this month or on March.

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