My Leg!: The Adventures of Fred the fish (This show has been rated TV-PG for occasional language)

Ok so this my new Spongebob spin-off show. Basiclly it stars Fred the fish (the fish that screams "My Leg" on Spogebob) as he returns to Bikini Bottom after moving to Kelp City for 4 years, and he learns Bikini Bottom is much different then before.

Characters: Fred is the main character, and he will interact with most of Bikini Bottom, giving them more character than in Spongebob, although he will also interact with characters from Spongebob, like Patrick and Squidward for example.

Main Storyline: Fred the Fish is tired of getting hurt all the time in Bikini Bottom, and due to the fact that his Health Care can't cover him much longer, so he heads off to Kelp City for affordable care. Four years later, Fred is a bum on the street, and decides to return to Bikini Bottom rather than live in the hell that Kelp City has become. He returns and sees some instant differences. Stay Tuned for the pilot episode, coming exclusively to SBC real soon.

If you have any comments and/or questions about the spin-off, feel free to list them below

Sounds great!

SBlover95 wrote:Ok so this my new Spongebob spin-off show. Basiclly it stars Fred the fish (the fish that screams "My Leg" on Spogebob) as he returns to Bikini Bottom after moving to Kelp City for 4 years, and he learns Bikini Bottom is much different then before.

Characters: Fred is the main character, and he will interact with most of Bikini Bottom, giving them more character than in Spongebob, although he will also interact with characters from Spongebob, like Patrick and Squidward for example.

Main Storyline: Fred the Fish is tired of getting hurt all the time in Bikini Bottom, and due to the fact that his Health Care can't cover him much longer, so he heads off to Kelp City for affordable care. Four years later, Fred is a bum on the street, and decides to return to Bikini Bottom rather than live in the hell that Kelp City has become. He returns and sees some instant differences. Stay Tuned for the pilot episode, coming exclusively to SBC real soon.

If you have any comments and/or questions about the spin-off, feel free to list them below

Seems good!

I'm looking forward to this.

Sounds great

Hmm. Sounds pretty good.

Sweet. I'll read it.

Way to make things get all political by bringing up healthcare

Still, this sounds intriguing and I will definitely read it

Episode 1: Fred Returns

Fred the fish is returning to Bikini Bottom, after 4 years of living in Kelp City. He doesn't want to remember those past 4 years in Kelp City, at all. Why you ask? I can't tell you why. Anyways Fred returns to Bikini Bottom and is feeling mighty hungry, so he goes to his favorite resturaunt in town: the Krusty Krab! He is very happy about this new life in Bikini Bottom, again. But when he makes it to the Krusty Krab, he notices it's a ghost town. There's a sign that reads "abandoned" on it. Fred begins pouting silently, when he hears a sound. It sounds like a rat, so Fred looks around and it's a... mysterious figure in the darkness of the area. He looks around and the figure hisses at him and runs away. Fred then decides to go see if the Chum Bucket's even there anymore. He's shocked about what he sees: it's now called the Gum Bucket, and it's filled with tons of loyal customers! Outside, Patrick Star seems to be doing something, possibly for the Gum Bucket.

Fred: Hey, Patrick, what'cha doin' out here?

Patrick: I'm working on a new slogan for the Gum Bucket. Righ now I got "Gum is Dum"! No wait, Mr. Plankton said not use that one. Dammit! This i so hard to do!

Fred- Plankton owns the Gum Bucket!? Last I remember, he was a loser who owned the Chum Bucket.

Patrick- Well, 4 years ago, Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krab had a lttle accident at work, and the restuaraunt was closed for safety reasons, and then Plankton, along with his computer wife Karen, invented the Gum Bucket, a nice inventive restauraunt that sells many Gum products in a nice atmosphere. I was paid to say that.

Fred- I see. I'm going to go in to the Gum Bucket. Maybe I could I live with you in your rock for a bit, you know until I get back on my feet?

Patrick- Oh sure, no problem. Here's my address! See you later friend!

Fred- Alright, see you later Pat.

Fred then decided to enter the Gum Bucket, and was amazed at what he saw. Many people eating gum products. Gum Burgers, Gum Fries,Gum Rings, in a nice old times western-like atomosphere. And then, out of nowhere, Plankton appeared before him.

Plankton- Howdy pardner! How'd you like yourself a gum burger!

Fred- No thanks. Plankton, how'd you go from the failure of the Chum Bucket, to to this!?

Plankton- Well 4 years ago, I realized I'd never get the Krabby Patty formula, so I decided to do something different then before, and whenI step in some gum one day, I realized the opportunity I had with gum and gum products. And for the past 4 years I've had virtually no compettion!

Fred- So, your saying the Gum Bucket started is about the time the Krusty Krab was closed for safety reasons

Plankton (getting angry): How do you know about that!? I thought you were gone for 4 years!? You Shouldn't know about that! Now get out! I have work to do!

So Fred left the Gum Bucket, very puzzled. He was glad to be back in Bikini Bottom, ut a coupple things bugged him. Why was Krusty Krab closed? How did Plankton make the Gum Bucket so successful Who was that mysterious figure in the trash. He just decided to try to figure t all out some other day, he thought as he headed for Patrick's house.

Pretty good episode.

Your spin-off is highly interesting and compelling. Can't wait for the next episode.
Grade:A-

Luke_525 wrote:Your spin-off is highly interesting and compelling. Can't wait for the next episode.
Grade:A-

While I do agree the spin-off looks good, that should be in the review thread.

jjsthekid wrote:

Luke_525 wrote:Your spin-off is highly interesting and compelling. Can't wait for the next episode.
Grade:A-

While I do agree the spin-off looks good, that should be in the review thread.

Sorry about that.

Episode 2: Good Job Hunting

It's been about 2 weeks since Fred returned to Bikini Bottom, and he has been living in Patrick's rock since. He realizes that he needs to get a job soon in order to keep up with the rest of the town, and so he decides to look for some job ads in the paper, and since Patrick had been recently laid off by Plankton for being unable to come up with other slogans, he decides to get a job with Patrick. They then talk about getting jobs.

Fred- So Patrick, I was looking through the ads and I saw some ads for some jobs, nothing big just things like working hotels, or being fry cooks at fast food places. What do you think about...

(As Fred mentioned fry cooks, Patrick started to tear up.)

Fred- There's no need to cry, buddy.

(Patrick quickly regained his composure.)

Patrick- I've never had a job in my life, except a few small jobs at the Kr-r-rusty Kr-r-r-rab-b-b-b-b-b.

(Patrick began to tear up again.)

Fred- It's ok Patrick, we'll find a job, together.

And so, Fred and Patrick went together to go find a job.
They tried being painters, but they just couldn't make a masterpiece.
They tried being exterminators, but Patrick wasted the gas on his house, leaving termites to eat other Bikini Bottomites houses up.
But, for some unknown reason, Patrick refused to work as fry cook at another fast food restaurant.
They were guranteed jobs at one place, and yet he refused to be around "That greasy hellhole."
Fred can't understand why though.
Why does Patrick have a distinct hate for fast food restaurants?
What is his reasoning?

Finally, Fred and Patrick earn a job working at a fancy food restaurant, which Patrick reluctantly agrees to do, but only as waiters. When working there one night, they noticed one particular customer who looked familiar. He was a squid, and both were curious at who this fancy fish was. Luckily, Fred became his waiter, and so when he saw who it was, he was shocked. It was Squidward Tentacles.

Squidward- Hello sir, tonight I would like the crab legs, along with a side of coral brains.

Fred- Yes sir. Um, I was just wondering, but are you Squidward Tentacles?

Squidward- Why Yes I am. Why do you ask?

Fred- Well I know. I was in your marching band, you know from the Bubble Bowl a long time ago?

Squidward- I don't remember anything from before 4 years ago, as in I don't want to remember my very forgettable past.

Fred- Ok, but can you at least tell me how you earned a spot among the elite of Bikini Bottom?

(Just then, a bright light shined on Squidward, specificlly a badge in his chest.)

Fred- Is that an attorney's badge!?

Squidward- Sir, I want my crab legs! No more chit-chat!

Fred then leaves to get Squidward's meal, but he had feeling he'd be seeing Squidward again, and not just in the restauraunt. But he had to go get those Crab Legs made, and so his train of thought was disrupted once again, but Fred knew something had happened 4 years ago that changed everything. And he was going to get to the bottom of it.

Episode 3: "Emergency Landing"

Fred is sleeping when he awakens inside a dark room, and I don't mean Patrick's Rock. I mean DARK DARK room. Fred tries to walk around the room, but he's too big for the room. He quickly realized they weren't in Patrick's Rock. But where were they? He then wakes up Patrick.

Fred- Patrick. Patrick... WAKE UP!

Patrick- Wha!? Ahh, SPIDERS! SPIDERS! SPIDERS!

Patrick then runs around until he breaks open a hatch door. Fred then realized that they were on an airplane, which means they were possibly kidnapped. They then proceeded to walk in and see the pilots.

Fred- Excuse me, but where are we? Are we being kidnapped or something?

Pilot #1- No sir, you 2 signed up for the army's training course a while back remember?

(Flashback commences)

Army Fish- Hello maggots, would like to sign up for the Army's training program? Your not likely to be called upon for duty, however you do get a discount card on Jellyfishing supplies if you do sign up!

Patrick- Yes sir, I'll sign up Fred also, because he's my friend.

(Flashback ends)

Fred- Dammit Patrick, I don't want to be in the Army

Pilot #2- Too late sir, we're already at the training center

(Plane Lands)

Fred and Patrick are then made to change into their army uniforms, and then put in the 9th regiment of the Bikini Bottom Army, along with several other volunteers, where they await instructions from their commanding officer.

Their commanding officer comes and he is a a huge fish, with scars that represent a lifetime of trouble and anxiety.

Patrick- Who's the bald fish?

Fred- Patrick, that's the officer. He's basiclly our teacher.

The officer then walks up to them

Officer- Is there a problem sir!?

Fred- (Gulps) no sir.

Officer- Good. Now today, we will begin our treacherous training course, that will push you to the bone, break you soul, and question your very existance in this worthless sea!

Fred and Patrick are then put through the training course, where they are eaten by Pirhana Fishes, break hip bones, among others. Finally the commander will announce if they passed.

Officer- Well, not many of you SCUMS passed, only 2 of you, and their names are! Fred and Patrick!

Patrick- Yay!

Fred- NO! NO NO NO NO NO! (kicks a rock) MY LEG!

The next day, Fred and Patrick are shipped off to the Battlezone, the edge of Shell City, to fight the sea's biggest threat: Scubas. Fred and Patrick look in horror at their enemy, and begin to formulate a battle plan.

Fred- Ok Patrick, so according to these zoning maps, the scubas usually enter through the left of the gift shop, so we should go up through the right, and do a suprise attack on them. What do you think of that Patrick?

Patrick- Sure, but uhh, could we stop at the Gift Shop first? I want a energy drink, you know to get me through the pain and treachery of war?

Fred- Patrick, you can have coffee. Not energy Drinks, they'll make you enegized for an hour, and then your screwed for the other 23 hrs in the trenches. Have some coffee, and then we'll get into our positions.

Patrick- Yes sir

The two then got to the right of the gift shop, however, Patrick got thristy again, so he left Fred to get some more coffee and some Barnacle Chips. So Fred was alone in the battle and was captured by the scubas.

Scuba #1- Dude, we got even more fish than usual today!

Scuba #2- Oh yeah man! We're gonna get paid so much extra this time!

Patrick then swims to save Fred, but is weighted down severely by all the food and coffee he ate. And then he burps a burp so loud and strong that the scubas drop the bag, which gets snagged on a rock, and breaks open saving Fred and the other fish.

Fred- Thank you so much Patrick, I really thought I was a goner.

Patrick- Don't thank me, thank the power of coffee and candy bars.

The two then return to the base, where they are honorably discharged as city heroes. Fred had learned something as Patrick that day, he may not be the smartest starfish, or even the nicest, but he has the biggest heart of them all.

Episode 4: Googlin' through the internet

One day, after Patrick and Fred had saved enough money to buy one thing that has become a necessity in the lives of every fish: a computer and an internet connection. They then have some trouble hooking it up, and an argument ensues.

Fred- Patrick, the router connector goes here in the router's power outlet.

Patrick- OMG Fred, it obviously goes here in the white outlet.

Fred- No it goes here, you pink idiot!

Patrick- Why you!

They then have a physical confrontation, and then Fred pugs it in and the internet is connected. They then are treated to a series of screens that seem to keep piling on top of one another, trying for domination of the screen. Finally after what felt to the 2 like hours, they finally get on the IE browser. They are then treated to a warm internet welcome by none other than the king of the internet: Google! Google then lays out a recommendation of sites rated by Gill Bates himself.

Fred- What sites should we join?

Patrick- How about this one? Tv.com

Fred- Ok. I watch tv, so thats not a bad idea for a first site.

Patrick- Alright lets join!

So Fred and Patrick decided to share a username on Tv.com (boreddudes) and their adventure into the internet officaly begun. Little did they know they how much they would hate it by the end of the day.

Fred- Oh my gosh I loved watching Wow! Wow! Subzy! with my cousin a couple years ago! I wanna review, please Pat?

Patrick- Alright, no harm done, I guess.

Fred- Man everyone loves this show... except this user. This one little user.

Patrick- Whats his username?

Fred- Dough Dough

Patrick- You mean like the bird?

Fred- Yeah, except he seperated it.

Patrick- Wow, what n00b.

Fred- What's a noob?

Patrick- Well, in computer language, it means a newbie and also can refer to a loser. I am referring to Dough Dough as loser basiclly because of his username and attitude towards a children's show by saying it's dumb. So you wanna taunt him by acting like a jerk?

Fred- Sure do!

They then send Dough Dough a message calling him a loser because of his dumb screename. He then writes them back saying he's cooler because he's a higher level then them, site-wise. They then write back saying that he may be on the site, but in real life he's in the position of an 11-yr old. Then (being the idiot he is) he writes back saying he's actually 11 yrs old. They then report him and he's banned, but he swears vengence.

Fred- Do you think we should be scared that he swore vengence on us? What if he tries to actually get us!?

Patrick- Dude, it's an 11 yr old! Your overreacting.

Fred- Your right. Lets just go to the site's forum.

Patrick- Alright.

They then enter the internet forums for Wow! Wow! Subzy! and they find it practically a ghost town. But why?

Fred- Weird no one's posted here for, 5 days! What happened here?

Patrick- I don't know, it's very odd.

Then another user posts, his name being I_am_Cool.

Patrick- More like I am Drool.

Patrick then posts this and the two enter a posting war of epic proportions. They post stuff that would cause soccer mom's to cry in shame, such as "I like poop poop" and other unmentionables. Each of them earning TOS's in almost uncountable numbers. Finally it seems I_am has been banned, banned for good, and according to his profile he was. But then Pat recieved a message: he and Fred had been banned from Tv.com. Why?

Patrick- I may have called him many things, like a jerk and an idiot, but I never called him a jackass!

Fred- You know what Pat, I think this is for the best. I mean why would you want to hang out at a site where all you do is fight with people who waste their time and life on a site just to be a spammer? Tell me the appeal of it?

Patrick- Your right. I was wasting my time on that site. We should only use sites that are fun, but know how to handle themselves without being uptight and strict.

And that was the end of Fred and Patrick's internet adventure. Patrick learned something about Fred that day, he was like one of his old buddies: silly and fun, but also a voice of reason.

For Christ's sake, does every spin-off have to turn into something about tv.com?

Wumbology wrote:For Christ's sake, does every spin-off have to turn into something about tv.com?

That'll be the only time it's mentioned, I promise you.

SBlover95 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:For Christ's sake, does every spin-off have to turn into something about tv.com?

That'll be the only time it's mentioned, I promise you.

Good, because I was thoroughly enjoying the spin-off until this episode.

Wumbology wrote:

SBlover95 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:For Christ's sake, does every spin-off have to turn into something about tv.com?

That'll be the only time it's mentioned, I promise you.

Good, because I was thoroughly enjoying the spin-off until this episode.

Well, I got one more episode left before I leave, so I think you'll be enjoying it again

SBlover95 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

SBlover95 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:For Christ's sake, does every spin-off have to turn into something about tv.com?

That'll be the only time it's mentioned, I promise you.

Good, because I was thoroughly enjoying the spin-off until this episode.

Well, I got one more episode left before I leave, so I think you'll be enjoying it again

Okay, I hope so.

Episode 5: To Save a Fish

One day Fred and Patrick are out exploring Bikini Bottom, when they notice a fish on a rock, quite possibly dead or dying. They quickly rush over to see if he's alright. They find that he is severely injured and unconcious, so they rush him back to Patrick's Rock to give him so quickie medical attention.

Fred- Ok Patrick, give me the defribillator!

Patrick- The what?

Fred- The machine with pads on it!

Patrick- Oh that!

Fred- Ok, Patrick you can try CPR. Remember, 30 pushes on the stomach, 2 breaths in. Got it?

Patrick- K.

(Fred leaves to get something)

Patrick- 30 breaths, 2 pushes.

Patrick breathes hard into the man, as he opens his eyes and regains conciousness. He then promptly pushes Patrick aside.

Fish- Sir, get out of my face. Where I am I?

Fred- Your at the rock of Patrick Star, also inhabited by Fred the Fish. We saw you unconcious in the alley in town, and tried to help you.

Fish- Oh no! I'm... I'm.... SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Fred- What's wrong, sir?

George- I should explain who I am, and my situation. I am George Gillington, and I have recently be chased around by this credit shark and his goons.

Fred- A credit shark? Those guys are never a good idea, they get you with their deals and then pile up on you when you can't pay back, kind of like the economic mafia.

George- Well now I know that. Anyways, I was being chased by them, and so I was playing dead temporaily, and I used a special chemical I get from my line of work (I happen to be a scientist) that makes people think my heart has stopped.

Fred- I see. You want me and Pat to help you stop that Credit Shark and his goons.

George- Oh please.

Fred and Patrick together- We'll do it!

So Fred and Patrick went to the Bikini Bottom weaponary store to buy some weapons. They left with a tommy gun, a machine gun, and a .38 special just in case. They then headed towards the alley and allowed George to show them a way to the shark's hideout. However, the shark must of realized they were arriving and before they knew it, the 3 of them were all tied up.

Shark- So ya thought you were gonna get me huh? Apparently you messed with the shark, because you 3 are in over you heads.

Fred- You should have never chosen this kind of profession at all. Why would you want to ruin other's lives? Money? Fame? Your just running from the law, they'll catch you one day, and if not you'll die alone and miserable.

Shark- Sure, sure. The obident little fish follows "the man" and this is what happens.

The shark pulls out a gun.

Shark- Aidios Muther...

Patrick- Oh dammit, I just still have buns of steel.

Patrick breaks out of his rope and blocks the bullet with his buns of Steel, and the bullet counters back, killing the shark. The other goons then run away, and George is once again mentally free. Fred and Patrick return home after this taxing day.

Episode 6: Fred and Patrick go to College (Part 1)

One day at the fancy restauraunt Fred and Patrick work at, a food critic comes to rate the restauruant for Bikini Bottom's local newspaper, the daily bottomfeeder. He is enjoying it at first, but in the kitchen, Patrick apparently mixes up the critic's order of Krab Legs with another customer's order of anchovies. And so when the critic eats the anchovies, he remembers that he has an allergic reaction to them, costing both Patrick and Fred of their jobs. The next day, the 2 have a serious discussion about their future/jobs.

Fred- Patrick, we have to get jobs if we're going to pay the rent on time! What are we going to do?

Patrick- Don't worry, we can just go into my savings fund.

Patrick opens a vault up, it being empty.

Patrick- Oh right, I forgot. The last 4 years have really taken a beating on me, with ol' Spongeb-

Patrick stops mid-sentence when he realizes that Fred is still there.

Fred- What did you say?

Patrick- Oh never mind. I have an idea, how about we go to college, so that we can get better jobs, and therefore, get more money. It's genius!

Fred- Oh yeah it is... IF WE HAD TUITION MONEY!!!!! How am I supposed to get to college if we can't afford it?

Patrick- Well first, what kind of job do you want?

Fred- Well... I' want be a criminal Defense Attorney. You know to help defend the weak?

Patrick- What day of the week do you want to defend?

Fred- No, no, Patrick. I mean people who are innocent of their crime, yet are hounded by corrupt prosecutors.

Patrick- Oh, well we'll need loads of tuition money then.

They then go to the bank and take out some money. They find that it will cover Fred for his first year, and Patrick for the 1st semester. Fred enrolls in Criminal Justice classes, while Patrick learns in Economics. In the Criminal Justice class, Fred is learning about the court systems, when he realizes his professor is ranting on about Defense Attorneys.

Fred- Umm professor, I'd like it if you stopped ranting about how Defense Attorneys lie and only for money, because I'd like to be a Defense Attorney, but not for the money, or for the fame they recieve, but for the truth.

Professor- Well, I see that someone here is "idealistic" and "liberal." Well mr. truth, you can get your ass out of my class, because there will never, ever be a truthful Defense Attorney ever!

Fred then is kicked ot, and decides to discuss his problem with the school's dean in order to achieve his dream. Meanwhile Patrick is successful (for the most part) in Economics class, despite the fact he isn't listening at all.

Professor- Alright Mr. Star, if the economy is in a recession, it is...

Patrick- Down!

Professor- That's correct! The Demand and Supply of a product go down! Mr. Star you are a brilliance to this otherwise mediocre class of mine!

Patrick (to himeslf)- Oh dammit, when the midterms come around, they won't fund me anymore. I've got to get my act together.

Will Patrick pass his mid-term and get his degree in Economics? Will Fred get a chance to be the Defense Attorney he's always wanted to be? Find out in the exciting conclusion to this episode!

Great episode!

Episode 7: Fred and Patrick go to College (Part 2)

In the previous episode of our show, Fred and Patrick were able to enter into college, in order to get degrees and earn better jobs to support themselves. However, they both soon faced possibly mortal problems with their studies: Fred had a liberal teacher, who mocked him and his dreams, and Patrick, while successful in class, is unable to prepare for his mid-term, complicating matters. Now we return to Fred, as he meets with the dean of the college, who is having lunch with the dean of Bikini Bottom's most prestigus law school.

Fred- Sir! Dean Sir! My professor kicked me out for no reason, other than I didn't agree with his idealology. I want either a refund, or a better class.

Dean (College)- Mr. ummm Fred, wasn't it? You came here on your own accord, with your own money. I'm afraid I can't do that, Mr. Fred.

The 2 deans whisper chatteredly, while Fred reads the ine pint of the rules document. The 2 deans are about to leave, when...

Fred- OBJECTION! Sir Dean, the fine print says right here that I can't be kicked out solely due tomy opinion, and if so the school owes me my tuition money back!

Dean (college)- Oh damn, I guess I do owe your money. I'll work it back into your bank account sir.

Dean (Law School)- Sn, you have an unmistakeable talent for catching contridictions in people's lies! It would be a true honor to have you come to my Law School on an all-expenses paid scholarship!

Fred- Oh my, I never would have thought I would have this opportunity! Not in all of my lfetime... I'll take it dean!

And so Fred recieve a once in a lifetime opportunity to become the lawyer he never was. Meanwhile Patrick continues to struggle with his studying.

Patrick- Oh man. Supply influences Demand... No, thats not right! Umm, the Great Depression lasted from 1929-1932... no wait that's wrong too! Dammit, how am I supposed to pass this class, when I can't learn the material!?

Patrick then has an emotional meltdown, as he ponders how to succeed. Then he remembers Squidward passed college awhile ago, so he decides to ask him for help with the whole situation. As he comes in, he hears Squidward on the phone with someone.

Squidward (on phone)- What, he was found with the weapon? He's obviouly gulity of the murder! What do you mean the defense attorney argues otherwise, by saying that he has an alibi (an unconfirmed alibi, by the way.) I don't care if you have to forge a piece of evidence, get him a conviction by tomorrow's trial! Goodbye, Detective! (Hangs up phone) Squidward then notices Patrick.

Squidward- Why hello Patrick. I haven't seen you since that awful incident from 4 years ago. How have you been since then?

Patrick- Well the first 3 years or so were really tough without him, but ever since Fred returned to Bikini Bottom, tings have been getting better. Nowhere near before, but still good.

Squidward- Fred? Fred, Fred, ahh Fred! I remember him from those dog days at the Krusty Krab. How's he been doing lately?

Patrick- Pretty good, he's been going to College for awhile now. He's learning to become a defense attorney, I believe he told me.

Squidward then clammed up, looked sad, and then angry all in the course of a minute. Before he knew it, Patrick was outside of Squidward's house. Patrick then decided to go into class, and try his best to succeed. And: he failed. He decided it was ok, and that he wold try again another day for something he actually liked. With Fred's future looking bright, and Squidward's new profession coming to light, the town of Bikini Bottom ijn general was very mum on a certain incident. What incident? You may never know.

Episode 8: The Nice and the Furious

One day Fred and Patrick were coming back from their daily workout at the local gym, when they saw someone that seemed somewhat familiar to Patrick. He was a muscular fish, who was seemingly misplaced in his job as a helper at the Senior Citizens home. Suddenly Patrick realized he it was, and screamed.

Patrick- AHH! IT'S THE STRANGLER!!!

Fred- The Tattle-Tale Strangler?

Patrick- Yeah. He tried to kill one of my friends once, but he was caught.

Fred- Idk, it's unlikely that's him, the Tattle-Tale Strangler.

They then walked up to him.

Strangler- Hello.

Fred- AHH! IT'S the Strangler! (Runs into wall) MY LEG!!!!!! MY GOSHDARN LEG!!!!!!!!

The Strangler then tells them to calm down, and explains everything to them.

Joe- Listen, my name's Joe. Yes, I was once the Tattle-Tale Strangler, but I have changed since then. Now I work at a Seniors home and help serve them food, and bathe them and, GOSHDAMMIT IT SUCKS! I'm sorry, I have random outbursts some times, it ties into my insanity brought forth due to my prison sentence, I WANT YOU TO LICK MY ASS!

Fred- Oh I see, but you refuse to strangle anymore?

Joe- That's correct. I'm a changed man.

Patrick looks on strangely still.

Patrick- I still don't trust you. After you tried to kill my friend, I can never trust you again.

Joe- How can you not trust me, I bathe Seniors, IN THIS GROSS HELLHOLE!

Patrick- So what? You bathe old people? That doesn't mean your a changed person, it just means you bathe old people for a living.

Joe then begins to twitch and smiles really big, and laughs maniclly.

Joe- Why you, you deserve to be strangled, IN FRONT OF OLD FARTS!

Patrick and Fred then run for their lives from the Strangler, as it seems Patrick's suspicions brought back the old Strangler. They then hide in an alley, where they think they've gotten away when suddenly the Strangler appears.

Joe- Now I've got you...

Fish- Hold it! Detective Fishshoe here, arresting you for attempted murder!

The Strangler is then arrested, and put into custody by the police.

Fred- Thank you sir. Are you detective with the local police department?

Jack- Yes! Detective Jack FishShoe here to save the weak. Don't worry about him, Prosecutor Tentacles will have in jail in no time.

Fred- Prosecutor Tentacles?

Jack- Yeah, star prosecutor Squidward Tentacles!

Well, we now know of what Squidward has become in the 4 years of Fred's absence. But why? Why would he become what he's become?

Episode 9: Parental Crisis

One day, Fred is at home reading peacefully when he gets a phone call... from his mother! She said she was coming to visit him real soon, which really put him into stressed out mode. He is upset because when he was younger his mother always pushed him over the edge when he was younger, and often to the point of anger in his teenage years with tactics such as blackmail, itmidation and blame shifting to control him for the first 18 years of his life, the years he often refers to in negeitivity. Patrick soon realized that Fred was stressed and decided to try to help out, by talking to him.

Patrick- Ok, I understand that your very stressed out about your mother and your past with her. But, if you want to get along with her when she comes, you need to be polite with her, and just ignore any inflammatory comments she makes about you or your past.

Fred- Patrick, you do not understand! She will attack ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING in the present or the past! She won't stop until she makes you want to kill her!

Patrick- Nobody's THAT bad! Your just overreacting due to your troubled past with her. How about this, whenever it looks like you 2 are about to have a spat, I'll step in and help.

Fred- You can try and see where it goes, I guess.

They then wait patiently for 2 long, long, days until they hear car pulling up to the rock.

Fish- Ahh hello dearies. I'm Fred's mother, Shelena.

Patrick- Hello Shelena. How about you come make yourself at home here in my rock?

Shelena- Oh sure thing. Oh starfish dearie, would you mind getting me a drink?

Patrick- Sure thing.

Shelena - He's a real character

Fred (to himself)- and so the fun begins.

The next couple of hours are filled with one running out and then Shelena saying some hurtful lie about the who's out, leading Patrick to wonder about the things Fred had said the other day. Could they actually be true? Then a whirlwind of fury and anger over many years finally erupts in front of him.

Shalenea- So Fred I can see you haven't gone above the mediocre status you've had over your whole life, now haven't you?

Fred- Mom enough with the attitude, you've made the last 2 hours of my life unbearable.

Shalenea- Oh enough Fred. We both know in your teenage years you were very rebellious, and that was what caused so much tension in our relationship.

Fred- No, it was the fact that I saw your evil acts of torture, like what you were doing to me and Patrick today.

The 2 then spat out for a long time, untill Shalenea finally decides to leave.

Shalenea- Bye dearies.

Fred and Patrick in unison- She's never coming back here again.

Episode 10: Forever Lost (Part 1)

One day, Fred and Patrick were working an extra job they had, giving boat tours to people out to Karate Island, a now local tourist attraction since the housing committee shut down the timeshare's there a couple years back. And so now it stands as a memorial to the people who were killed on the island, due to the vicious salesman/serial killer, who owned it. Today was no ordinary day though. Today was the 8th anniversary of the day he was defeated, by a brave squirrel, of whom no one heard much from again afterwards. Fred and Patrick both wondered about this many times after they had earned the jobs. Who was this mysterious hero? And what had happened to this hero after she had done her deed? Then, the fog around Karate Island began to increase dramaticlly, and before the team knew it, they were lost on Karate Island. They looked around but could not find any survivors of the tour group. The fog only increases to the point where they have to hold hands, if only to not get lost. Then they reach a mysterious area, with smoke coming out of it, and an evil voice laughing maniclly. They then decide to enter.

Fred- Geez Patrick, what is this place?

Patrick- Idk. It looks really creepy though.

Fred- Well, I think we should investigate a little bit more of this place. We might need to get some clues.

And so Fred and Patrick then move around through some of the creepiness of the 1st floor.

Patrick- Fred, something's got me! Help out, Help me out!

It was an anacondia snake and it was HUGE! It wrapped up the 2 in it's slimy and diabolical body, as it carried them to an evil lair.

Fred- Who do you work for?

Snake- Master Cheeks, Masssssterrrr Chhhhecksssssss!

Fred- Cheeks? Where have I heard that name before?

As Fred began to wonder about who could rule this patch of evilness, the mystery was begining to unfold, before his very eyes.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Episode 11: Forever Lost (Part 2)

In the previous episode, Fred and Patrick crash landed on Karate Island, and noticed an extremely evil patch of the island headed by a castle. They soon investigate the castle for evidence of wrongdoing/evil, and are soon captured by the owner's pet snake. They know nothing of who is the owner of this place besides the snake's mutterings of "Master Cheeks." Who could this "Master Cheeks" possibly be? Then they arrive at the lair. It's filled with many beakers, and chemicals and others of the science sort.

Patrick- Fred, I think whoever lives here is a big science fan.

Fred- Maybe their a mad scientist who wishes to conduct experiments on us, and then disposes us at will

Patrick- Don't be crazy Fred. This person just likes science.

Fred (to himself)- Patrick isn't thinking straight. This person can't be sane or "just into science" like Patrick insinuates.

Then, a furry person comes out. It's none other than... SANDY CHEEKS!

Fred and Patrick- SANDY!?

Sandy- Shut up! I've been working in this domed-out laboratory for over 8 years now. Ever since I was a hero for saving Karate Island, everyone thought of me as a kung-fu master, but I wanted recognition as a scientist! Is that too much to ask. Anyway, you 2 aren't giving me away!

Sandy then throws a chemical compound at them, and they are shurnk!

Fred- Omg, that squerriel shrunk us to the size of ants!

Patrick- Ik. How are we going to get back to normal size.

They then use a traveling ant carrier to get to the table. They soon get to the table, but soon have to get the top in order to get to the chemicals.

Patrick- What are we going to do, Fred?

Fred- Easy, we get into a gang of flies, and get to the top that way.

They then head over to a gang of flies, but their a gang alright. The capture the 2 and contain them for their leader.

Leader- So, you trying to buzz into our territory here, you buzzing losers?

Fred- No we need your help!

Leader- Get 'em boys!

Will Fred and Patrick escape the Flies turf? Will they every get back t regular size? Find out in the exciting conclusion to this episode!

Episode 12: Forever Lost (Part 3)

In the previous episodes, Fred and Patrick crashed on Karate Island, and were reuced to miniscule size by mad scientist Sandy Cheeks, and the 2 were captured by a fly gang, in an attempt to return to normal size.

Leader- S, ya trying to steal our turf, ya little bitches?

Fred- No no, we swear we were reduced to this size by sandy cheeks, the mad scientist...

Leader- Sandy Cheeks? Oh her. Ok, we'll help you take her out, but you gotta do something for us.

Fred- Ok, what?

Leader- Get us the fish potion up there. We're actually fish,but tat squeirel changed us.

Fred- Ok, we'll help out.

And so the flies take them up to the table, and no sooner later, they are attacked by Sandy!

Sandy- You worms! Die, Die, Die!

She throws many chemicals, all of which they narrowly avoid. Finally, they drop Fred and patrick off into the compound, and then the 2 take Sandy head-on.

Fred- Patrick, you hold off Sandy for a minute while I found the fish compound.

Patrick- I'm trying but... ooff!

Sandy overpowers Patrick, and attcks Fred while his getting the compound, spilling it onto te flies, making them strong bodied Fish again. They then attack Sandy, but she takes a chemical that accidently kills her, and the fiswh mourn her for what she used to be.

Patrick- Sad that Sandy came out this way, huh?

Fred- Indeed, however we must remember the times when she wasn't mad, and mourn her that way.

Once again, another mystery emerges. Why did Sandy become insane? Why is everything changing all of a sudden? Why?

Oh my god! They killed Sandy! You bastards! JK.

Still, while this episode was okay, it had a different feel to it than the previous ones... Anyway, good job.

Episode 13: Fred the Fish: Ace Defense Attorney (Part 1)

Fred had finally just earned his attorney's badge, and was ready to defend anybody who called for his defense. Suddenly one day, a phone call came in from the local detention center, it seemed somebody wanted Fred to be their defense team. So Fred headed down to the detention center to learn that the person who called was Karen, Plankton's computer wife

Fred- Hello Karen, sorry we had to meet under such circumstances, but could explain the crime and the charges against you?

Karen- Sure. Basiclly, last night, in the Gum Bucket, somebody came in and hit Plankton on the head with a blunt object, causing instantanous death.

Fred- So, why are you the main suspect?

Karen- I was at the Gum Bucket between 9:30 and 10:00 Pm, the estimated time of death for Plankton. Also, they believe that I have motive for killing him.

Fred- And what would that supposed motive be?

Karen- They believe that because I wasn't given credit for the Gum Bucket's success that it drove me to murder.

Fred- hmm, I see. Well, if I believe that you couldn't kill him, so I will be your defense attorney if you so wish for me to be.

Karen- Oh thank you, very much Fred.

Fred then left the detention center and headed for the scene of the crime, the Gum Bucket. There they find Detective Fishshoe, the detective who had captured the Tattle-Tale Strangler not too long ago. They decide to ask him for some details.

Fishshoe- Well, basiclly Mr. Plankton was hit in the back of the head with a tip of a pencil, killing him instantly.

Fred- I see, well whats the reasoning behind arresting Karen? Is there any proof she did it?

Fishshoe- Yeah, her mini-computer body scooter tracks were found at the scene, and nobody else's footprints or even fingerprints was found there.

Fred- Hmm, I see. Was there a witness to the crime?

Fishshoe- No... actually there is.

Fred- Who is this witness?

Fishshoe- Sorry, Prosecutor Tentacles will have my ass if I tell you anything else. Sorry.

Fred- It's ok, so Prosecutor Tentacles is the prosecutor tomorrow's trial?

Fishshoe- That's correct. Honestly, I don't think you can win against him.

Fred- I've heard he'll do ANYTHING to win trials.

Fishshoe- Yeah, but honestly he's been more worked up with this one than most of his other ones.

Fred- I see. Well, I might as well study the evidence for tomorrow's trial, so I'll see you I guess tomorrow.

Fishshoe- Alright then.

Fred- One more question, detective.

Fishshoe- Yeah?

Fred- Well, I want to know what happened to the Krusty Krab and the strange disappearence of Spongebob Squarepants 4 years ago! I know something happened as Patrick makes many sly hints of his disappearence, and I want to know what happened.

Fishshoe- Alright, what happened was while at work one day, Spongebob slipped on a greaser and it supposedly killed him, and due to this the Krusty Krab was closed and many were sad at the death of the sponge.

Fred- What do you mean by supposedly?

Fishshoe- Well, we never found the body. It disappeared by the time the police arrived, bu there were signs of the greaser, so most people assume he is dead. It's funny, alot of people suspect that Plankton planned it out, because he hadn't been seen at work nor stealing the formula. Weird huh?

Fred- Yeah, weird

Fred (to himself)- Could it really just be a coincidence that the victim in this case is a supposed murderer in another case? I don't really think so.

And so, Fred will enter tomorrow's trial, attempting to connect to seemingly unrelated cases to find the truth.

TO BE CONTINUED...

SBlover95 wrote:Episode 13: Fred the Fish: Ace Defense Attorney (Part 1)

Fred had finally just earned his attorney's badge, and was ready to defend anybody who called for his defense. Suddenly one day, a phone call came in from the local detention center, it seemed somebody wanted Fred to be their defense team. So Fred headed down to the detention center to learn that the person who called was Karen, Plankton's computer wife

Fred- Hello Karen, sorry we had to meet under such circumstances, but could explain the crime and the charges against you?

Karen- Sure. Basiclly, last night, in the Gum Bucket, somebody came in and hit Plankton on the head with a blunt object, causing instantanous death.

Fred- So, why are you the main suspect?

Karen- I was at the Gum Bucket between 9:30 and 10:00 Pm, the estimated time of death for Plankton. Also, they believe that I have motive for killing him.

Fred- And what would that supposed motive be?

Karen- They believe that because I wasn't given credit for the Gum Bucket's success that it drove me to murder.

Fred- hmm, I see. Well, if I believe that you couldn't kill him, so I will be your defense attorney if you so wish for me to be.

Karen- Oh thank you, very much Fred.

Fred then left the detention center and headed for the scene of the crime, the Gum Bucket. There they find Detective Fishshoe, the detective who had captured the Tattle-Tale Strangler not too long ago. They decide to ask him for some details.

Fishshoe- Well, basiclly Mr. Plankton was hit in the back of the head with a tip of a pencil, killing him instantly.

Fred- I see, well whats the reasoning behind arresting Karen? Is there any proof she did it?

Fishshoe- Yeah, her mini-computer body scooter tracks were found at the scene, and nobody else's footprints or even fingerprints was found there.

Fred- Hmm, I see. Was there a witness to the crime?

Fishshoe- No... actually there is.

Fred- Who is this witness?

Fishshoe- Sorry, Prosecutor Tentacles will have my ass if I tell you anything else. Sorry.

Fred- It's ok, so Prosecutor Tentacles is the prosecutor tomorrow's trial?

Fishshoe- That's correct. Honestly, I don't think you can win against him.

Fred- I've heard he'll do ANYTHING to win trials.

Fishshoe- Yeah, but honestly he's been more worked up with this one than most of his other ones.

Fred- I see. Well, I might as well study the evidence for tomorrow's trial, so I'll see you I guess tomorrow.

Fishshoe- Alright then.

Fred- One more question, detective.

Fishshoe- Yeah?

Fred- Well, I want to know what happened to the Krusty Krab and the strange disappearence of Spongebob Squarepants 4 years ago! I know something happened as Patrick makes many sly hints of his disappearence, and I want to know what happened.

Fishshoe- Alright, what happened was while at work one day, Spongebob slipped on a greaser and it supposedly killed him, and due to this the Krusty Krab was closed and many were sad at the death of the sponge.

Fred- What do you mean by supposedly?

Fishshoe- Well, we never found the body. It disappeared by the time the police arrived, bu there were signs of the greaser, so most people assume he is dead. It's funny, alot of people suspect that Plankton planned it out, because he hadn't been seen at work nor stealing the formula. Weird huh?

Fred- Yeah, weird

Fred (to himself)- Could it really just be a coincidence that the victim in this case is a supposed murderer in another case? I don't really think so.

And so, Fred will enter tomorrow's trial, attempting to connect to seemingly unrelated cases to find the truth.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Highly interesting and compelling episode. It's probably because the story is finally starting to come together. I'm still shocked though that you killed off two main Spongebob characters in a row though. Oh well, it's your story.

Really cool spin-off.

I CAN'T TALK, BECAUSE EPISODE WUMBO COMPLIMENT FORMULA IS TOO PREDICTABLE

(awesome ep bro)

Episode 14: Fred the Fish: Ace Defense Attorney (Part 2)

Finally the day had come, Fred's first offical day as a defense attorney in a court of law. He was defending Karen C-Drive on a count of murder in the first degree. The prosecutor that day was to be star prosecutor, Squidwrad Tentacles, who has been undeeated for nearly 4 years now, and has been known for doing anything to win trials, even forging evidence and arranging witness testimony. However, Fred truly believed in his client and knew if she was innocent then they could win. They then entered the courthouse.

Judge- Are the Defense and Prosecution prepared?

Fred- Yes, Your Honor.

Squidward- Of course, Your Honor.

Judge- Will the Prosecution clearly state the crime in detail.

Squidward- Yes. Will Detective Jack Fishshoe please take the stand!?

Fishshoe- 1. The crime occured 2 days ago at the Gum Bucket.

2. The victim was stabbed by the tip of a pencil, causing instantous death.

3. The Defendant is clearly the only one who could have commited.

Fred- Hold It! Why is it that the defendant is the only one who could have commited the crime, Detective?

Fishshoe- Because the defendant's fingerprints were found on the pencil.

Fred- OBJECTION! That's impossible as the defendant is a computer, and therefore does not have fingerprints. Therefore...

Squidward- OBJECTION! The defendant let some oil on the pencil. That something only a computer would leave behind!

Fred- OBJECTION! You could easily buy a bucket of oil and leave a dash of it on the pencil! Even an amatuer killer could do that.

Squidward- Well now that we've etablished the basics of the crime, lets move on to the real witness, Eugene Krabs!

Fred (to himself)- Mr. Krabs!? The former owner of the Krusty Krab? why, he has possible motive right off the bat. Gotta nail him down.

Krabs- 1. I was having my evening walk outside

2. But I had to take a detour around the Gum Bucket

Fred- HOLD IT! Why did you need to take a detour?

Krabs- Because there was a traffic accident.

Squidward- The Police can verify this.

Fred- Where was this traffic accident at?

Squidward- On route 284.

Fred (to himself)- wait a minute! There's a contridiction sitting right there infront of me!

Fred- The defense has an objection to the witness' statement. You see according to the witness, he would have had to take a detour on his walk, however that detour we're speaking of is 20 minutes from Mr. Krabs' house!

Krabs- Aack!

Fred- I think that you lied to us about this significant detail because otherwise, you would be pinned down as the real killer!

Krabs- Bbut, I didn't doo itt.. I swear.

Just then, a mysterious person enters the courthouse. He is limping and weak, and speaks softly, and is a square-shaped being.

Everyone- Spongebob!

Fred- The trial was put on hold for a day longer. Mainly because Spongebob said he had testimony regarding to the case. Now this is the chance I've been waiting for... to catch the real killer!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Fred the Fish: Ace Defense Attorney (Part 3)

Fred was at the hospital. Spongebob was being held in critical condition, ever since he suddenly arrived at Court that day. The police could not question him immediately due to his condition. However, Fred lied and said that he was Spongebob's best friend, and was allowed access into the room. He wanted to learn about everything those 4 years ago.

Spongebob- Hello, whose there?

Fred- I am Fred the Fish. I'm the defense attorney for Karen today.

Spongebob- Oh right Fred. How are you?

Fred- I'm fine. But more importantly how are you?

Spongebob- Uggh, weak. Very weak.

Fred- I need to know what happened to you those 4 years ago. Your incident, you could say, at the Krusty Krab!

Spongebob- Fine I will tell you. That day, I was working fine and dilligently in the Krusty Krab, when suddenly the fryers just flipped at me. I will never forget the burning feeling and sensation I felt at that very moment. Just such excruciating pain, uimagineable.

Fred- And what happened afterwards?

Spongebob- I feel unconcious, but I wasn't dead. I don't how I wasn't, or how no one could figure that out, but thats exactly what happened. And eventually I left Bikini Bottom under the guise of a beggar, but I wanted to return, to catch the bastard who did this to me.

Fred- Sheldon Plankton!?

Spongebob- Nope, it was that prosecutor....

Fred (to self)- Does he possibly mean, Prosecutor Squidward Tentacles is responsible for the events of 4 years ago?

Spongebob- And he did it again to Plankton!

Fred- Excuse me!?

Spongebob- That prosecutor! He not only attempted to kill me, but I saw him murder the victim of your case.

Fred- By "that prosecutor" are you saying...

???- Hold It!

It was detective Fishshoe. He then placed Spongebob under police discretion in order to accurately receive his testimony. Fred had a pretty good feeling of who the killer was at this point, as well as Spongebob's attempted killer, setting off a mysterious chain of events for the past four years. And Fred was about to reveal the killer in tomorrow's trial.

TO BE CONTINUED (YET AGAIN) ....

Great episode!

Another great episode!

Episode 16: Fred the Fish: Ace Defense Attorney (part 4)

Judge- Is the defense ready?

Fred- Yes, your honor.

Squidward- The prosecution is ready as usual.

Judge- Can the defense prove the identity of the real killer?

Fred- Yes, your honor.

Squidward- But, the prosecution has a new witness to present at this point.

Judge- It does.

Squidward- Yes. Please take the stand, Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob- I'm to testify as to the crme right?

Squidward- Thats correct. Also, the defense is not press hard on the witness due to his fragile state.

Fred- Alright, prosecutor.

Spongebob- 1. I was going by the Gum Bucket one night...
2. When I saw a giant flash of light coming from the room...

Fred- HOLD IT! What was this giant light you saw?

Spongebob- It was Karen's flashing monitor.

Fred- Please add this into your testimony, Mr. Squarepants.

Spongebob- 2b. I was passing by the Gum Bucket, when Karen's monitor flashed brightly...

Fred- OBJECTION! There's a vital contridiction in your testimony Mr. Squarepants. You see that day, Karen had just been at the geek squad, and her blinking mechanisms had been removed!

Squidward- OBJECTION! So what does this prove, Mr. Fish?

Fred- Simple, prosecutor. It proves that someone attempted to frame the defendant, by putting the oil on the pencil, and now they apparently used this blinking technque. Why do this?Simple, to frame my client!

Squidward- Fine, then name your suspect as to who the killer really is.

Fred- Very well, Mr. Tentacles... YOUR THE KILLER!

Squidward- OBJECTION! You can't prove this! I haven't been proven to be at the scene.

Fred- OBJECTION! I discussed with the witness yesterday, and he clearly said that a certain tentacled prosecutor was at the scene of the crime not just this one, but on the case from 4 years ago! Mr. Tentacles!

Squidward- Although you have an interesting theory, you don't have a scrap of evidence to prove this claim!

Fred- And thats where your wrong, prosecutor. For you see I do have evidence proving this. I present this fryer. On it, there were stains from a certain squid. And then when Plankto was largely accused of being the killer of Spongebob, he set out to learn the truth. And when he came close, you picked up a pencil and finished him off, you bastard.

Squidward- DEUUEAUGH, DEUUEAUGH, DEUUEAUGH, DEUUEAUGH! How in god's name, could I have been trounced by a newbie lawyer. How, I ask you, how?

Fred- So you admit to the attempted murder of Spongebob Squarepants and the murder of Sheldon Plankton?

Squidward- Yes, please just take me away, DEUUEAUGH!

And thats how my Court career started out for me, with a bang. And if any other interesting cases occur, I'll write again.

Peace- Fred the Fish

I'll miss this show.

jjsthekid wrote:I'll miss this show.

Me too.

D'awww.

Good episode, but disappointing finale. It was kind of short, and there were some cliffhangers like how we never found out about Sandy. Still, I believe this show had a good run. Awesome job on this spin-off SBLover!

Bump, because this show is coming back on the 21st.

Omg yes.

Yes. This show is awesome.

Episode 17: Trapped!

Fred the fish was stuck. Stuck in an elaborate puzzle, set up by an evil figure that he knew too well. Her end goal was to destroy, but where he was now was suitable enough... for now at least. Fred could barely move his body around the squarely architectured room, and all he could see was the white walls of chlorophyll and rubber. It was an anamorphic and unappealing sight that was driving Fred crazy. And better yet, Fred's arms was restrained to the point of immobility by a white straight jacket, assigned to him by the huge guard, that threw him in there. He knew in order to survive this manic place, he would have to adapt or escape this place... and he wasn't too sure that he could adapt, so escape was pretty much the only option. So Fred formulated a plan: the plan was to wait until the guard came into the room to get him for dinner, he would attack the guard, effectively knocking him out, and then use the guard's knife to cut open his straight jacket, and then he would focus on saving Patrick, as he was certain she had placed Pat in here as well. His plan would have to swiftly executed in a matter of minutes in order to not get killed.

Meanwhile in a completely different cell, Patrick Star was sitting down, his hands filled with numerous cuts and bruises on his hands and he was silently sobbing. A mysterious figure then lashed it's whip towards Patrick.

"Ok, where is that fish? Tell me now!" the mysterious one said. "I must know that fish's location, in order to rule Bikini Bottom."

"You shouldn't tell me your evil plans. They really don't make me want to help you out." Patrick replied.

"Oh shut it. It's a bad guy tradition to tell the victim of their evil plans. Now tell me where that damned fish Fred is." The figure replied.

"I really don't know please" Patrick said back.

"Well, if you refuse to tell me, then I guess I don't need you much longer, now do I?" She asked as she pulled a revolver out of her trenchcoat.

Minutes before, Fred was preparing to put his plan into action. It was a mere minute before the guard was to arrive into the room, and Fred was already nervous about his plan, and whether he could carry it out. He wouldn't have much time to think, as he heard the guard coming towards his cell.

"Eat up, maggot!" Said the guard.

"Wait, I have an itch. Do you mind taking off my jacket so I can scratch it?" Fred asked.

"Oh wow, really. I'm not THAT du-!" The guard started.

He was interrupted by a round kick to the face sent by Fred. The guard attempted to fight back, using his knife to try to stab Fred, but it missed and was caught in the folds of the straight jacket. This was exactly the kind of blunder that Fred was waiting for. He then overpowered the guard with another round kick to the chest, and through a rip in the jacket, he was finally able to free his right hand from the jacket. He then picked up the knife, and left the knocked out guard for dead.

He heard Patrick's pleading with her and knew that he was to be prepared for a fight, a fight that had been predestined for as long as time could. He entered the room as she was pulling out a gun from her trenchcoat, he immediately worked on his first instinct, and threw the knife at the hand holding the gun. The gun was immediately knocked out, and it fired on a discharged force. The group ducked in fear of death, and then the security guard that Fred had knocked out walked into the scene, and was the unlucky fella to be hit by the bullet. They all stood up and then she looked at Fred.

"You think you got lucky didn't you, Fred? Well let me tell you something- you will still lose this "war" of ours, and I shall rule Bikini Bottom with an iron fist" She said.

She then hit a button, and ran out. The alarms rang out to announce an imminent self-destruction of the institution. Fred and Patrick immediately ran out of the area, barely escaping. What horrified them more was the desolent wasteland that Bikini Bottom had become. Fred and Patrick were going to have to work together once again to stop this evil threat to Bikini Bottom.

Episode 18: Hot diggity, I just sold my soul (and I feel just awesome) (1)

Fred the Fish was at rock bottom... again. This time he's dead, but it gets worse... he's in fucking purgatory of all places, the airport of the underworld. He is waiting to discover if he is bound for the heavens, or to the hadies, and damn has it been a long wait. Delay after delay, cancellation after cancellation. It really makes a fish wanna go apeshit sometimes. And worst of all, Fred doesn't know his fate: heaven nor hell, and he's worried. Sure, near the end he may have made a mistake or 2 (especially near the end), but he felt he had been a good fish most of his life. Could he really be destined for hell of all places? Did he really deserve to be burning for all eternity with Manray and Dirty Bubble just because of a mistake just before his death? Just then a mysterious fish called Fred over to him. The shady "fish" was wearing a trenchcoat, had on old shoes with booze stains spread out like battle scars, and he seemed to be hiding something in his hand, but under his trenchcoat.

"Hey there pal, where you be headin' to this fine evenin?" The fish asked.

"I wish I knew. I have a bad feeling it'll be hadies, but I'm hopeful for heaven." Fred replied.

"Hopeful? Hopeful is going to end you up in hell! Now I'm sure someone like you didn't even do anything terrible enough to possibly go to hell, am I right?" The fish continued.

"Yeah exactly. I try telling that to the people here, but they keeping telling me "I'm sorry, we can offer you wrongful death discounts for your next delay in purgatory" and thats it. I don't want no damn discount, I wanna go back to my friends and family!" Fred passionatly oriated.

"Well I got a deal here for a fella like you. I can give you back 20 days of life in the world, but on the condition that you have to do whatever I tell you. I mean anything I say you must do" The fish finished.

Fred thought this through carefully. He thought of what the reprecussions could be, however he realized that living again (and not burning in hell possibly) outweighed the possible reprecussions.

"Fine, I shall do it." Fred agreed.

The fish then put a mark on Fred's arm that resembled "MDBMR" and then used a show of alchemy, and before he knew it, Fred was outside the city limits of Bikini Bottom.

Back in Purgatory:

"Fred the Fish! The flight to the heavens is boarding now! Come Fred the Fish to Heaven for eternal happiness!" an announcer said through a PDA. The fish in the trenchcoat let a "muhahaha" before using some more alchemy to disappear.