Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 7:36 pm

Because I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet.

When will Bubble Buddy learn that no one likes him?

by **Steel Sponge** 10/26/2010, 7:38 pm

When Elmo has a gun.

Mermaidman, where are you?

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 7:39 pm

The same place as Scooby-Doo.

Why does the Cookie Monster like fruit now? Sad

by **Wumbology** 10/26/2010, 8:35 pm

Because Sesame Street hates us now.

Why is SpongeBob hole-y?

by **Doogle.** 10/26/2010, 8:43 pm

Because the "hole" of the crew thought he looked good.

Was that the worst pun ever?

by **Wumbology** 10/27/2010, 7:04 am

No, this is:

If a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

by **CDCB** 11/12/2010, 6:41 pm

Yes, and it can't believe it 8 the whole thing.

Why does MM wear a bra?

by **Steel Sponge** 11/12/2010, 6:49 pm

Uh-huh.

Was that a stupid answer?

by **Wumbology** 11/12/2010, 9:23 pm

No, it was a dumb answer.

Is giving a smart answer dumber than giving a dumb answer in this thread?

by **ddumbdog19** 11/22/2010, 9:23 pm

Why did Justin Beiber win the American Music Awards?

by **Steel Sponge** 11/23/2010, 2:51 am

Because you didn't answer Wumbo's question.

How come Squilliam is rich?

by **Pakasa43** 11/23/2010, 4:58 am

Because Squidward isnt

Why does Patrick live in a rock?

by **Wumbology** 11/23/2010, 7:42 am

Because he became fossilized many moons ago.

Why did I answer that question just to say "many moons ago"?

by **Doogle.** 11/23/2010, 2:39 pm

Because Mrs. Puff is fat.

Was that harsh?

by **tvguy347** 11/23/2010, 5:40 pm

No, because she is fat.

How come Squidward has a lumpy nose?

by **♣CF♣** 11/23/2010, 6:39 pm

Because a jellyfish stung him.

Why is Patrick's house a rock?

by **Steel Sponge** 11/23/2010, 7:10 pm

His house got crushed by a rock.

Where's the house he used to have?

by **Wumbology** 11/23/2010, 7:51 pm

In Loompaland.

This is a hotel?

by **Steel Sponge** 11/23/2010, 8:35 pm

Yes.

Whose arm is on my ribs?

by **Wumbology** 11/24/2010, 7:43 am

Who cares? Savour the flavour.

Is it a giraffe?

by **Sabre** 11/24/2010, 3:28 pm

No, it's a giraffe

How old is Gary when he was the age he was before next year?

by **Wumbology** 11/24/2010, 6:19 pm

He's king, who gives a doodle?

What is SpongeBob's favourite colour?

by **CDCB** 11/27/2010, 11:23 am

Bacon brown.

What is SpongeBob's favorite book?

by **storytime7** 11/27/2010, 11:35 am

The Chronicles of Krabby-pattia

What is Patrick's favorite instrument?

by **Steel Sponge** 11/27/2010, 11:46 am

Mayonnaise.

What is soap?

by **Pakasa43** 11/27/2010, 11:47 am

Soup

What's air?

by **Sabre** 11/27/2010, 12:07 pm

Air is that liquid like food that you find in a bowl, ow what's it called again oh yeah: soup

Does Spongebob like "The Codfather" or "Bass to the Future" more?

by **Steel Sponge** 11/28/2010, 11:30 pm

Carp Wars ended up having more class.

How many more movie puns?

by **storytime7** 11/29/2010, 12:03 am

24!

What's even funnier than 24?

by **teenj12** 11/29/2010, 12:26 am

42
What is Mr.Krabs favorite toy?

by **CDCB** 11/29/2010, 7:10 am

A "Build-a-Buck" doll.

What's Mrs. Puff's favorite toy?

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 8:14 am

A SpongeBob voodoo doll.

Where's Gary?

by **Clappy** 11/29/2010, 2:20 pm

At Snellie's getting freaky

What would SpongeBob say as his 700th post on this site?

by **Doogle.** 11/29/2010, 2:21 pm

Damnit Clappy beat me to the 700 mark.

How many times has SpongeBob eaten?

by **Clappy** 11/29/2010, 2:24 pm

714 times kind of like your post total right now (you did beat me Silly Face!

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Is horesradish an instrument?

by **Sabre** 11/29/2010, 2:28 pm

That would depend on how many times he filter fed as seen in "I Had and Accident" but from a vague point of view I'd say maybe 100 times as he has no real use for eating and his teeth usually don't get brushed 4 times a day, so when ever he takes a bite of food he must clean his teeth so with not much money he must spread out the times he uses the toothpaste as Gary has to use it as well. On the occasion that he does eat it usually varies between a Krabby Patty and Kelp bites along with some soda. This way be a bit out of date because Spongebob's Mom has told him he is not allowed Soda as it rots his teeth that he only clean 4 times a day, when he eats his food and drinks his Soda that his Mom said he isn't allowed to drink only on special occasions.

Does that answer your question?

by **Sabre** 11/29/2010, 2:28 pm

Curse you clappy for posting while I was writing my speech Silly Face!

by **Steel Sponge** 11/29/2010, 7:41 pm

No, it was too run-on.

How come Mrs. Puff's lectures would be cut off?

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 8:46 pm

Because God hates her.

Has Squidward been a good boy this year?

by **Steel Sponge** 11/29/2010, 9:15 pm

Yes; he has a letter from Santa Claus to prove it.

Would I ever trust a genie?

by **Wumbology** 11/29/2010, 9:17 pm

Why not?

Did I just answer a question with a question?

by **Doogle.** 11/30/2010, 5:33 pm

No, but I did.

Does Sandy go on Twitter or Facebook?

by **Steel Sponge** 11/30/2010, 7:31 pm

Facebook.

How come Mr. Krabs' grandfather Redbeard is still alive?

by **Wumbology** 11/30/2010, 8:14 pm

Because he eats his spinach.

HOOOOW MANY ROOOOOAAAADS MUST A MAAAAN WALK DOWN, BEFOOOOORE YOOOOUUUU CAN CAAAALL HIM A MAAAANNN

by **CDCB** 11/30/2010, 9:33 pm

-15.

If Plankton had his first movie, what would the name of it be?

by **Clappy** 12/1/2010, 12:34 am

Small, Mean, and Green: The Plankton Story

If SpongeBob were to have a crossover with another show, what would it be?

by **Wumbology** 12/1/2010, 8:16 am

South Park.

Why is Plankton so short?

by **Clappy** 12/1/2010, 11:10 am

Because he didn't touch himself last night

Does that make me a perverd for giving a erotic response?

by **Doogle.** 12/1/2010, 4:48 pm

No, but it makes you bad at English because that should be, "an erotic".

Isn't "Stuck Like Glue" by Sugarland the best song ever?

by **Wumbology** 12/1/2010, 5:55 pm

Not rly.

Is there a doctor in the house?

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