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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/24/2010, 12:26 am
Because he lost his hair
How come theres no free napkins in the Krusty krab?
How come theres no free napkins in the Krusty krab?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/24/2010, 12:31 am
I ate them all.
Why does Squidward hate everything on the menu?
Why does Squidward hate everything on the menu?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/24/2010, 12:35 am
Because he blew up in ''Just one bite''
Mr.Tentacles has ALL the talent?
Mr.Tentacles has ALL the talent?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/24/2010, 12:47 am
No, if I'm lucky, Mr. Tentacle's art will rub off on me.
Did I miss something?
Did I miss something?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 8/24/2010, 9:25 am
Yeah, Plankton died.
How old isn't Squidward?
How old isn't Squidward?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/24/2010, 9:54 am
He doesn't age.
Why doesn't Squidward age?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 8/24/2010, 10:43 am
Because Gary didn't have a bath.
How many Squirrel's does it take to eat pizza?
How many Squirrel's does it take to eat pizza?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/24/2010, 11:12 am
2, one to hold the pizza and the other to eat the pizza.
How come it takes 2 squirrels to eat a pizza?
How come it takes 2 squirrels to eat a pizza?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Doogle. 8/24/2010, 11:13 am
I like chicken.
Is the above answer even an answer?
Is the above answer even an answer?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/24/2010, 11:19 am
PokeSponge123 wrote:I like chicken.
Is the above answer even an answer?
Yes it was.
Why did the citizens of bikini bottom believe everything Spongebob said about squirrels?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/24/2010, 12:01 pm
Because he is the MAIN character
Will spongebob & squidward REALLY work forever for the krusty krab?
Will spongebob & squidward REALLY work forever for the krusty krab?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/24/2010, 12:09 pm
Yes they will.
Will Patrick ever get a job he can keep?
Will Patrick ever get a job he can keep?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/24/2010, 12:13 pm
Yes, watching TV!
Are wigs still cool in bikini bottom?
Are wigs still cool in bikini bottom?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by spongebobiscool 8/24/2010, 4:23 pm
yes
how many sponges are in the sea?
how many sponges are in the sea?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by jjsthekid 8/24/2010, 4:24 pm
OVER 9,000!
Why is Plankton evil?
Why is Plankton evil?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/24/2010, 4:29 pm
Because no girl would date him in High school.
Why doesn't Patrick wear a shirt?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/24/2010, 4:34 pm
Cause he's not the mom (rock a bye bivalve)
Why was Gary so mad at spongebob in "Grooming Gary"?
Why was Gary so mad at spongebob in "Grooming Gary"?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/24/2010, 4:46 pm
Because he doesn't like dressing up.
Why was DoodleBob evil?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/24/2010, 6:51 pm
The pencil had a hint of "evil."
Mermaid Man: Evil?
Mermaid Man: Evil?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/24/2010, 8:54 pm
Evil.
Evil evil, ev evil?
Evil evil, ev evil?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by spongebobiscool 8/25/2010, 11:07 am
EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
does spongebob arms really grow back?
does spongebob arms really grow back?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Ninja 8/25/2010, 11:27 am
What are arms?
Is a Pineapple a Fruit?
Is a Pineapple a Fruit?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/25/2010, 1:00 pm
No, it's an instrument.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/25/2010, 3:01 pm
Yes
Is Spongebob's loud song from ''Krabby Road'' perfect?
Is Spongebob's loud song from ''Krabby Road'' perfect?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/25/2010, 6:36 pm
No, the pitch was off.
Why is licking doorknobs illegal on other planets?
Why is licking doorknobs illegal on other planets?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/25/2010, 6:47 pm
It causes Mad Snail Disease.
How come our planet doesn't get it?
How come our planet doesn't get it?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by storytime7 8/25/2010, 7:20 pm
Cause we're protected by an anti seabear circle in the dirt.
Why did Spongebob not think to check his shirt for his nametag but kept retracing his footsteps?
Why did Spongebob not think to check his shirt for his nametag but kept retracing his footsteps?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/25/2010, 8:31 pm
Because he liked tracing his footsteps so much, he wanted to do it again.
Who is SpongeBoob?
Who is SpongeBoob?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by ♣CF♣ 8/25/2010, 8:33 pm
A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
What happened to Squidward's dad?
What happened to Squidward's dad?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/25/2010, 8:34 pm
He ate a poison burrito and expired.
How does Squidward's mom make cookies?
How does Squidward's mom make cookies?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/25/2010, 8:36 pm
Ask my mother!
What happened to Scooter?
What happened to Scooter?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/26/2010, 3:20 pm
Died in ''My Pretty Seahorse''
What happaned to the cool shark in ''Mrs.Puff, You're Fired''?
What happaned to the cool shark in ''Mrs.Puff, You're Fired''?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/26/2010, 6:57 pm
He was baking chocolate pie and it exploded in his face.
How come Squidward likes to bang on his cash register?
How come Squidward likes to bang on his cash register?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/26/2010, 7:19 pm
Because I have no answer to that question that's not rated R.
Why can't Patrick decide if he wants his Krabby Patty for here or to go?
Why can't Patrick decide if he wants his Krabby Patty for here or to go?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/26/2010, 7:22 pm
He was looking at "uh" in the K.K menu.
Why didn't the eleven year old go see a pirate movie?
Why didn't the eleven year old go see a pirate movie?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/26/2010, 7:32 pm
Because he was a pussy.
Why does Squidward love Mr. Krabs?
Why does Squidward love Mr. Krabs?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/26/2010, 7:35 pm
It was actually a set up.
Does Squidward like wearing fruit on his head?
Does Squidward like wearing fruit on his head?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/26/2010, 7:46 pm
Yes, it brings out his eyes.
Why do astronauts eat marshmallows?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/27/2010, 3:23 am
No, only SB & Pat do
How come ''Bossy Boots'' was so boring?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/27/2010, 7:54 am
Because watching galoshes boss people around isn't exciting.
Which is better: The Krusty Krab or The Kuddly Krab?
Which is better: The Krusty Krab or The Kuddly Krab?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/27/2010, 9:46 am
THE KILLER KRAB!
Hey buddy, you need a lift? I was on my way to the big doofus convention.
Hey buddy, you need a lift? I was on my way to the big doofus convention.
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/27/2010, 11:19 am
Oh, which way to the "Living Without a Brain" seminar? Don't be late!
Have you heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich?
Have you heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/27/2010, 6:36 pm
No, it's the comeback of the many canned breads Squidward buys.
Is washing an old person fun?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/27/2010, 6:42 pm
It is for me!
Should we take a bath?
Should we take a bath?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/27/2010, 6:42 pm
What? Would you get out of here?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/27/2010, 6:43 pm
No, I shall stay, tyvm.
Why did Old Man Jenkins give up farming?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Steel Sponge 8/27/2010, 6:44 pm
People were always using flying machines through his sillo.
How come Jenkins is a cannonball?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/27/2010, 6:49 pm
Because he has a hard head.
Why does no good come frrom city folk and their flying machines?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Pakasa43 8/29/2010, 3:13 am
Because they are lazy
How come Gary hates bath time?
How come Gary hates bath time?
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Re: Ask a dumb question and get a dumb answer(Spongebob style)
by Wumbology 8/29/2010, 8:12 am
Because he doesn't like bath time.
What is a bath delivery?
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