Krabby Land

...Yea, no one cared about this show, and while I probably could've got a lot out of it, I didn't feel like continuing. This could potentially have a revival after I'm finished with Number One Mysteries and SpongeCraft, but it's highly unlikely, so for now, may Krabby Land rest in peace as my worst Spin-Off idea to date.

Krabby Land

Season 1

Pilot: Grand Opening (AKA: Plankton Semi-Succeeds)

It's a slow day at work for Squidward, Spongebob and Mr. Krabs, it's a Saturday afternoon and no one seems to be coming in. Curious, Spongebob goes to check it out, only to discover that Plankton created a machine that projects a hologram of the Krusty Krab, surrounding the ACTUAL Krusty Krab, which causes everyone to be transported into a prison inside the Chum Bucket, once they step through the doors. Luckily, when Spongebob discovers this, he only stepped half out, so he could still get back in. He rushes to tell Mr. Krabs what Plankton is doing, and when he hears about this, Mr. Krabs goes over to the Chum Bucket to give Plankton a piece of his mind. When he gets there, he's immediately captured, and sent to a special prison, next to everyone else, which seems strange at first, except Plankton only did that so Mr. Krabs has to watch all his customers eat chum! Spongebob and Squidward bust through the doors and save everyone, including Mr. Krabs, but Plankton says that was just a decoy, to get everyone away from the Krusty Krab, so he runs over to it, but Spongebob chases him, and catches him inside Mr. Krabs' office, only to discover it's yet ANOTHER decoy. Plankton pushes a button on a remote control, which teleports him back to the Chum Bucket, where he puts his real plan into action... Blow up the Krusty Krab! He arms his missiles and fires, thankfully, Spongebob is able to escape, but the Krusty Krab.... not so lucky. Mr. Krabs bursts into tears, while Plankton hops up and down, until Karen correctly states that the formula was still in the Krusty Krab, so he bursts into tears as well. On his way back to the Chum Bucket, Spongebob notices all the land that is now free from where the Krusty Krab once stood, and suggests to Mr. Krabs to reopen Krabby Land, instead of the Krusty Krab, since they have so much land. He accepts the idea, and within a month, the Krabby Land amusement park is born!

Episode 2: Maintenance Enhancement!

Krabby Land is a huge success.... for the first week, no one wants to buy tickets anymore because the rides keep breaking down on them, even though Mr. Krabs promises that he used top of the line duct tape. After days of no business, Mr. Krabs considers closing Krabby Land for good, and just rebuild the Krusty Krab, but Spongebob persuades him not to, and instead to hire unpaid interns, without telling them they are unpaid. Of course, Mr. Krabs loves the idea, and sets up interviews with anyone who wants to, the first job up for grabs is maintenance, which they need if they want to continue business. Everyone who gets interviewed can't even do the simplest of tasks, like fixing a roller coaster with minimal supplies. After nearly everyone in Bikini Bottom is interviewed, Mr. Krabs is about to close for good, until Spongebob suggests Patrick. Of course, Mr. Krabs hates the idea because he's seen what Patrick can do with a lit match and a skateboard, but since no one else in Bikini Bottom wants the job, he reluctantly agrees to let him have an interview. Spongebob is ecstatic because he can finally work with his best friend, and of course, Squidward hates this idea because Spongebob can finally work with his best friend. At the interview, Patrick proves to be able to do less work than an unlit light bulb, so Mr. Krabs kicks him out. While walking to the entrance, Patrick gets distracted by the Merry-go-Round going haywire, so without thinking, he goes over and easily fixes it, then walks away. Mr. Krabs sees this and reconsiders, and gives Patrick the maintenance job!

Episode 3: The Replacement

With Patrick on board, Krabby Land has gotten more business, thanks to no rides breaking down anymore, only one more problem... There's a food shortage. Even though Spongebob loves his job as Rides manager, he can't keep switching posts between that and the food court, and he knows if he chooses one, then the other will cause Krabby Land to lose money. He decides to take the risk anyway, and goes back to what he was born to do, cook. Everyone at Krabby Land is happy that there is food now, and they're even more happy that they can take free rides, thanks to Spongebob not at his post. Mr. Krabs finds out about this and tells Spongebob to get back to his regular post, but Spongebob says he won't leave the food court until he finds another chef, because at least this way, they're making money. Mr. Krabs gives into Spongebob, and decides to look for a new head chef for Krabby Land, that can make anything anyone wants, but no one in Bikini Bottom can cook like Spongebob. He decides to expand his searches to Sandover Village. At first, no one wants to work for Mr. Krabs, until one courageous fish steps up and tells him that he can cook like no one has cooked before. Mr. Krabs asks him to demonstrate his abilities, and he's able to flip out 100 burgers in less than 5 minutes. Mr. Krabs says that he's got the job, after he tells him his name. The fish tells Mr. Krabs to just look around the village, he does and finds dozens of posters with the fish on it saying that he's the villages best chef, Zane.

Episode 4: Luck, be a lady to Tray

One day at his post, Squidward realizes his games only attract little kids, not teenagers, so he decides to tell Mr. Krabs. When he does, Mr. Krabs doesn't see the problem, since the teenagers would just go on rides, so Squidward just tells him to wait and see. Within days, teenagers stop coming, and Mr. Krabs loses a third of his profits because teenagers won't stay. He decides to finally listen to Squidward, and opens up a gigantic arcade that resembles a Casino. When he does, teenagers from all over come and go there, but without someone keeping watch over them, the teenagers just rig the machines so they get their money back. Mr. Krabs is in desperate need of someone to work there, but no one else wants to work at Krabby Land, so Mr. Krabs just decides to cut his losses and close the Casino, until he sees a teenager that seems to had a bad rep with everyone else, so he decides to steal everyone's quarters for revenge. Mr. Krabs immediately gets the idea of hiring him, so he goes to ask him, only he really doesn't want a job, until Mr. Krabs finally says that he can keep anything he gets, so of course, he accepts. Mr. Krabs asks his name so he can make a name tag for him, and he says his name is Tray.

Episode 5: Bonnie-anza

One day, patrolling the park, Mr. Krabs sees someone that appears to be air brushing a hat for free. When asked her name, the fish kindly replies Bonnie, and walks away. Mr. Krabs gets a brilliant idea, hire her, and have her do this for money. He follows her around the park to try and get a chance to ask her, but she thinks he's stalking her, so she just runs out of the park. She comes back the next day, very cautious, and runs to the Casino. Her and Tray begin to talk about how weird Mr. Krabs is, they have a nice laugh, and Tray tells her if he sees Mr. Krabs, then he won't tell him where she is. Like magic, right when Bonnie leaves, Mr. Krabs goes in, and asks Tray where she is. Tray says that he'll go get her, but walks outside and locks the doors, then just walks away laughing. Bonnie continues to walk around the park, and sees Spongebob working a ride, and she is immediately smitten. She runs over and acts incredibly hyper, freaking Spongebob out. Bonnie stops being hyper and starts to cry because she doesn't want to freak Spongebob out. He says it's OK and that he can probably get her a job here so they can hang out with each other more. So Spongebob tries to find Mr. Krabs, instead, he finds Tray, who tells him that Mr. Krabs is in the Casino. He goes there, and asks Mr. Krabs is Bonnie can have a job, he tells him that that's why he was following her around yesterday.
(And no, no one let Mr. Krabs out of the Casino)

Episode 6: Beam me up, Spongey

After being unlocked from the Casino, Mr. Krabs continues to notice someone who goes to Krabby Land almost everyday. When asked his name, he says Kirk, and Mr. Krabs thanks him for all his business and as long as he continues to come back, he can get in for a small discount. Meanwhile, Spongebob and Squidward make a bet to see who can do the others job longer, while Bonnie and Tray make the jobs harder than usual.

Episode 7: Victoria's Secrets

Spongebob notices someone selling hand made Krabby Land merchandise outside a roller coaster he's attending, and takes note of it. When she leaves, Spongebob rushes to tell Mr. Krabs, who's furious that he isn't getting any profit. Mr. Krabs searches high and low for that girl, and when he finally finds her, instead of yelling, he praises her and offers her a job at the Gift Shop they're opening up. The girl (Victoria) agrees without question. Else where, "bad boys" begin to harass Squidward so they can impress their girlfriends, until Tray interferes.

Episode 8: Psychological Roller Coaster Break Down

After a fish named Kelly is pressured to overcome her fear of heights by her friends, she ends up chickening out, and is shunned from them. Seeing this, Spongebob decides to help Kelly conquer her fears, one step at a time. Unfortunately for Kelly, Patrick is having an off day, and isn't fixing things correctly, can she conquer her fear and save her life, along with Spongebob's, in the process? While this is happening, Tray and Squidward pressure Mr. Krabs into doing good deeds for everyone in the park, while Bonnie and Victoria have a cat-fight over Spongebob.

Episode 9: The Hall of Horror

After Mr. Krabs buys more land to put in the latest "Horror District", Spongebob is put to the job, along with Squidward and Tray, to put together the "Hall of Horror". While constructing it, they start to hear voices, and decide it's nothing to worry about. At night, the voices get louder, and more suspicious, as the voices go inside all of their heads, telling them to lock the others in and run. Of course, this is just Plankton trying to scare them out of making that district because it's on his property.

Episode 10: Reflections

After putting in a Hall of Mirrors, Mr. Krabs gives all the workers a free pass to go in. Tray is up first, and looks in one of the mirrors, which, at first, doesn't show anything different, until it suddenly morphs into Tray as an 8 year old, and it showed the scene of him in front of his parent's while they are getting divorced. He walks out, and Patrick is up next. He looks into a mirror, and it shows him older, by a few years, as he is living on the streets with no where to live, as Spongebob became famous and Sandy went back to the surface. Speaking of Spongebob, he's up next. He goes in, looks into a mirror, and is shown him, three weeks into the future. He wakes up, and walks to the Krusty Krab, quits his job, and goes to work for Plankton instead, putting the Kursty Krab out of business, he walks out, and Bonnie is up next...

Episode 11: Reflections Part 2

Bonnie enters, and sees herself as a 4 year old, with her old doll. Things get strange when Bonnie stays in the mirror longer than anyone else, and it shows her reflection moving throughout the mirrors that encircles Bonnie, each reflection changes one year, until it shows her running, the cycle speeds up, showing 5 year intervals, like a sudden flash of lightning, her and Spongebob on a date, them breaking up, Spongebob getting famous with her watching in the distance... 10 year intervals, she's with Tray, they get married. 15 year intervals, their kid is 15 years old, and never listens to Tray or Bonnie, over this, they get a divorce. 20 years, Bonnie is by Tray's side at his deathbed. Then, it's over. Bonnie walks out, and blacks out. Victoria and Squidward skip their turns to help Bonnie up. When she finally wakes up, she runs away crying. Mr. Krabs immediately closes the Hall of Mirrors, and for the time being, Krabby Land.

Worst Spin Off Idea? It's anything but! I really like it. I wish that it was more popular so you could keep doing it.