Jjsthekid's Handy Guide Volume 1: How To Not Be A Noob

Alright, for people who may be new, you may be having trouble with fitting in. Well, here is a guide I made that will turn you from a noob to an Awesome user.

The Official Guide Of How To Not Be A Noob

Step 1- The Rules: Well, this is a key thing basically. Read the rules or you'll end getting a warning by some staff member for breaking them.
Step 2- Double Posting: If you ignore this step, your pretty much screwed. Please, PLEASE use the edit button or multi quote. I'm sure you don't want to be reminded by Wumbology there is a edit button.
Step 3- Good Grammar: Oh and try use good grammar. Well, at least Try. Remember, if you want people to understand you clearly, at least try to use good grammar. Good Grammar= Gold. *Does not to be super duper perfect, but at least try*
Step 4- Duplicate Threads: Look to see if someone already made a thread about whatever your talking about. That is another thing that will make you seem noobish. Use the Search Button if you have to.
Step 5- Questions: Don't ask some stupid question with the answer right in front of you. Hell, even look in Chum Bucket: Official Q&A to see if some of your questions have been asked.
Step 6- Leaving: If you are gonna pull a hipepeoples4 and leave on us over some stupid argument or fight, don't. We all know you'll come back 10 minutes later.
Step 7- Make Friends: Try to make friends. Click where it says Add to my friends list on someone's profile. I'm sure they will accept your friend request.
Step 8- Spamming: Oh and yeah, no spamming.

Anyways, I hope these steps help any lost members. These words are not meant to harm anyone and are just for help.

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jjsthekid wrote:Step 3- Double Posting: If you ignore this step, your pretty much screwed. Please, PLEASE use the edit button or multi quote. I'm sure you don't want to be reminded by Wumbology there is a edit button.

Fixed that for ya.

But seriously, are you people fucking blind?

Wumbology wrote:

jjsthekid wrote:Step 3- Double Posting: If you ignore this step, your pretty much screwed. Please, PLEASE use the edit button or multi quote. I'm sure you don't want to be reminded by Wumbology there is a edit button.

Fixed that for ya.

But seriously, are you people fucking blind?

Yeah, I was going to say you, but I thought you may get offended.

But yeah, wumbo is right.

jjsthekid wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

jjsthekid wrote:Step 3- Double Posting: If you ignore this step, your pretty much screwed. Please, PLEASE use the edit button or multi quote. I'm sure you don't want to be reminded by Wumbology there is a edit button.

Fixed that for ya.

But seriously, are you people fucking blind?

Yeah, I was going to say you, but I thought you may get offended.

Nah, not really. The truth's the truth.

No spamming would be in Volume 1 for sure.

Dear 4EverGreen,

Read this shit

Clappy

I've read this topic, and I found it very useful, thank you very much.

You are welcome

Thanks for making this! When I was on Tv.com I was a giant nerd so hopefully I'l have a fresh start here!

sbprsw wrote:Thanks for making this! When I was on Tv.com I was a giant nerd so hopefully I'l have a fresh start here!

Maybe you can have the frequency to use good grammar, like it said in the guide?

Steel Sponge wrote:

sbprsw wrote:Thanks for making this! When I was on Tv.com I was a giant nerd so hopefully I'l have a fresh start here!

Maybe you can have the frequency to use good grammar, like it said in the guide?

ONOZ AN L WAS FORGOTTEN IN I'LL! EVERYBODY DUCK FOR COVER!

Seriously guys, there's a difference between chiding someone for bad grammar and being nitpicky.

Ftr, welcome sbprsw.

Thanks, I really needed this

I hope my noob-ness doesn't show entirely in my posts lol

I did read this guide though, thanks for the steps.

First time reading this. I think I did pretty well for myself.

This really helps, perhaps more people will see this and learn a thing or two about the purpose of the boards.

Step 9 - Don't harass users who are acting noobish. Instead, try to help them not to be noobish.