[DS] My StOrY WiTh DiGiMoN [SSLP]

Hey there kids. You know those games you play, Digimon, dear called? I had an experiance with those things. Not a good one tho.
NOT A GOOD ONE AT ALL

It started out when I was in school, my name was Drugs because my father, Kizuna Williams had to name me all on his own because my mom died at labor. He was overly mad, so he named me Drugs. Bad father, amirite?
There was a lot of talk about these Digimon shit. I went to the local computer to see what was up.

I thought to myself, but I said it because I'm one of those douchebags that talk to here there own voice.

I said, stroking my hair. I moved to the computer.


I said. Dumbshit kids playing with Tamagochi-I mean Digimon.


It was interesting. Really interesting. Having an animal that could fight for you. What was that called? Oh yeah, animal cruelty.
Even so, I trudged on.


Yes yes, monster monster monster.


I was really stupid back then. Not like I'm not stupid now.


The internet: Where a guy failing his dick around to 80's music is normal.


GOASTEGOASTEGOASTE
Then, I typed in Digimon and, this came up.


My shock was huge. I thought it was just a computer game. Nothing else. I thought. That's what I thought. FUCKIN---


I didn't say yes and I didn't say no.
It sucked me in anyway.
It was odd in there. I was in a garden-kinda thing. I looked over some bushes and saw this giant fucking robotic angel thing named MAgnemo teaching this Dinosaur named Agumon and these Puffballs. I....I was... AHHH. I didn't understand it. I really didn't. They departed somewhere, and since curiousity killed the cat, I went with them. Followed behind them, anyways. They went into this blue transporter thing. I went to. I landed in this utopia called Digimon Square and this, fluffy ear'd thing name Terriermon said I need to get registered. I went to get registred and the guy or whatever the fuck it was said I had to choose between three digimon.
I didn't know what to pick. So I asked this guy named SBC. SBC was a nice looking man with Blue hair.
I said, please SBC, HeLp Me



And something else I forgot.

Pick Palmon's pre evo, you know, the one that looks like a seed. I got good stuff out of it.