Atlantis Futureplantis

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Episode 1
Welcome to the Future!

Larry J. Dan walked down the street of New Kelp City. He worked for a group called Hobo Corporations, which did anything anyone needed. As Larry walked along, he suddenly saw a flash of bright, pink/purple light. It was in the shape of a circle, and had a liquid look to it. Larry slowly walked up to the odd mass of matter, and with suspense, poked it. It was an odd sort of feeling. It felt gooey, thick, clear, water-like, cold, and warm all at the same time. Larry took a gander around his area and saw that no one was paying attention to him. Larry then stuck his leg in. The odd substance suddenly sucked him in faster than anyone could scream. Larry was suddenly shooting down a circular tunnel, the same color as the circle had been. Suddenly, the tunnel came to an end and it showed a city. Larry crashed through the end of the tunnel and landed firmly on his feet on hard concrete.

“What is this?” Larry said to himself. He looked around at the large city. Hover boats zoomed across the air. Large, floating, billboards lit up the city. Larry felt a tap on his shoulder. He screamed when he saw it.

“Hello,” it said. The fish-mutant-thing had green skin, a weird fin sticking out of his head like a Mohawk, and a tattooed arm. “I’m Finn.”

“Hi,” Larry said, unsure about what was happening.

“How’d you fall out of the sky?” Finn asked.

“I…uh…I don’t know,” Larry replied. “I saw this pink vortex thingy, I stepped through it, and I was sucked here.”

“Ah,” Finn said. “That’s a Deadzone.”

“You mean the thing AT&T gets?”

“AT&T? What’s that?”

“A phone company…what year is it?”

“The year 3231,” Finn said.

“Oh my god…,” Larry said.

“What is it?” Finn asked.

“I just traveled 1000 years into the future,” he said.

“Yeah…that’s what Deadzone’s do,” said Finn.

“Do you still have Gmail?” Larry asked, irate.

“No, we got rid of that years ago.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Larry yelled into the sky.

“We’re also ruled by PBS.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Larry yelled into the sky….again.

“Come on. I’ll show you where you can get a job.” Finn grabbed Larry’s shoulder and dragged him to Nebula Corporation.

“This is Nebula Corporation, recently called Bum Corporations,” Finn said to Larry. They walked inside.

“HELLO?” Finn screamed.

“What the hell are you screaming about?” A robot came out a nowhere. “Who the hell is this?”

“This is Larry. He’s from the past.”

“How’d you know my name?” Larry asked.

“I can read minds,” Finn said.

“Fine,” Larry said, crossing his arms. “What am I thinking about now?”

“Porno,” Finn said.

“Uh…where’s the bathroom?” Larry said.

“I’m Sara, by the way,” the robot said.

“Hi,” said Larry.

“Come meet the rest of our crew,” she said. She led him to a large room, where a bunch of people sat around a table.

“That’s Blake,” she said, pointing to a handsome young man. “He used to be called Brad Pitt.”

“Oh cool,” said Larry.

“That’s Mia,” she said, gesturing to a nerdish girl, sitting behind a laptop.

“Hello,” Mia said.

“There’s Rex,” Sara said. She pointed to another robot who was wrestling an alien. “That alien is Jamie. She likes karate. And that’s our crew.”

“You forgot Pukie,” Blake said.

“Oh yeah,” Sara said. “That’s him.” A hairless dog sat below the table. He had glued on tuffs of fur and had an enormous bowl beside him marked:

PUKE

“So why’d you bring him here, Finn?”

“He wants to apply for a job,” Finn said.

“HUH?” Larry said. “I didn’t-

Finn pulled out duct tape and taped his mouth shut.

“Oh good. We’ve needed an extra person since Linda got killed. So sad.”

FLASHBACK

We see Linda floating in space when a spaceship hits her.

FLASHBACK ENDS

“See, Larry?” Finn said, removing the duct tape. “I got you a job.”

“Yeah! A job another girl got killed in!” Larry shouted.

“Oh Linda?” said Finn. “She was dumbass. She picked her boogers, put them on the table, and then ate them, thinking they were green M&M’s.”

“Hmm,” said Larry. “I don’t know. Isn’t the future dangerous?”

“The future’s fun! We have cops everywhere!”

OUTSIDE BUILDING

“They’re onto us Lou!” We see a cop jump onto a hover boat along with his partner and ride off, away from Nebula Corporation.

“Okay,” said Larry. “I’ll do it!”

“Er…,” said Finn. “You’ll do it with who?”

“Facepalm,” said Larry.

“We aren’t texting or in a chatbox.”

“Where do I sleep?” Larry asked, changing the subject.

“In your own damn apartment!”

“Cheapskate,” Larry muttered.

Episode 2
The Dragonslayer

“I gotcha! I gotcha!” Larry screamed. He sat in front of a television screen, PS23431 controller in his hands.

“I’ll kick your ass!” Rex yelled. He smashed buttons wildly on his controller and then dropped it when YOU LOST appeared on his side of the screen.

“OH YEAH! AW HAW! LAR’S A WINNER!” Larry shouted, dancing on the couch. “KISS THIS!” Larry mooned Rex.

“I’ll play you again,” Rex said.

“Let’s go.” And another game was on when Sara the robot walked into the room.

“You gotta be kidding me,” she said. She walked up to the TV, turned to her hand into an electric saw, and sawed the TV in half.

“What? HUH? Not cool. Bitch,” Rex and Larry said all at the same time.

“You guys are way to addicted to this stupid game console! Go out and get some fresh air! Blake and Finn just went to a space carnival.”

“Are you kidding? Our planet’s way to damn polluted,” Rex complained.

“Yeah and you aren’t our mother!” Larry said.

“I’m banning you,” Sara said. “If you even touch a video game or controller, you’re fired.”

“Oh no…,” Rex said. Suddenly Pukie walked onto the couch and puked on Rex.

“Haw haw!” Larry snickered.

[theme plays]

“Hey Mia,” Larry said walking up to Mia who was in a little corner.

“Yeah?” she said, swiveling her chair around.

“Can you-

“Shh!” Mia said. A pop up ad suddenly popped up on her screen.

THE AD

We see a blond lady.

“Are you ready to slay all dragons out there?”

(shows blood everywhere)

(shows a sword)

“Then you should buy THE DRAGONSLAYER! The ultimate game experience!”

THE DRAGONSLAYER IS KNOWN TO CAUSE TWITCHING, EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, TWITTER UPDATES EVERY SECOND OF EVERY FREAKIN DAY, AND COMPLETE LOSS OF TACOS. IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THIS PLEASE CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR OR YOU MAY DIE OF WALMART AIDS. THANK YOU FOR BUYING.

AD ENDS

“I hafta get that!” a voice said. Larry and Rex turned around to see a furry little furball. “Hiya!”

“AHHHH!” Rex screamed. “IT’S A MUTANT!”

“No sillies! I’m Puffball, the alien puff. You wanna hear my slogan?”

“Sure,” Larry said, smiling.

“No Larry! No!”

“If it’s puffable it’s popsicle! Hehehehe!” Puffball laughed.

“Hehe, that’s funny!” Larry said.

“NO! NO IT’S NOT! Gahhh!” Rex ran off.

“What’s up with him?” Puffball said.

“I don’t know. Probably his oil period,” Larry said.

“Ah,” said Puffball.

“Well come on,” said Larry. “I’ll show you around.”

“Sounds good. Say…do you have any baby wipes around?”

MEANWHILE….

“This ice cream is really damn good,” said Finn. Finn and Blake were on a Ferris Wheel and something had gone wrong so an alien named Shdsoun was trying to fix it. Meanwhile, Blake and Finn were stuck at the top.

“Yeah,” replied Blake. “I especially like the bug flavor.”

“Uh…I don’t-

A loud explosion suddenly sent Finn hurling into Blake’s chest.

“OWWW!” Blake cried. The Ferris Wheel suddenly started to tilt. Blake looked over the side of the car they were in to see…

“IT’S MATILDA!” Finn screeched.

“THE RULER OF FOX NEWS!”

“That’s right!” Matilda, the little girl, said. “Now you shall die! ROBOTS! GO!” She sent two green robots flying up to the car.

“NOT ON MY WATCH!” Blake pulled out a laser gun and fired at the robot. The laser bounced off the robot and hit a building. “Dammit!”

Finn pushed on the robots over the railing and sent is falling to the ground. It shattered into a million pieces.

“HAW!” Blake said. “KISS MY ASS!”

“Not so fast,” said Matilda. She pushed a button and hundreds of robots swarmed them.

“JUMP!” Finn yelled. Blake and Finn both jumped out of the car towards the ground.

Finn pulled out a box. It read:

BOX o’ NETS

Finn threw the box at the ground and a net sprung out. Finn and Blake landed safely inside it, but the robots were still racing after them. Blake spotted a hover boat left idling. Finn hopped into the driver’s seat and raced down.

“HEY!” the angry, fat driver of the hover boat said.

“Are they closing in on us?” Finn asked as he sped towards Nebula Corporation.

“Uh…hell yeah!” Blake said.

A robot shoved itself through a window, yet shards didn’t fly.

“Oh my god!” Finn screamed.

“I SHALL KILL YOU,” the robot said with a robotic voice. There was suddenly a buzzing noise, and his crotch started to shake. “Hold on, I’m getting a text.” The robot then reached down, and took off what made him a man…robotic…thing.

“Oh…,” the robot sighed after a moment. “I was supposed to die back there. That’s what Matilda said. Well….” The Robot suddenly exploded and the hover boat flipped over. It crashed into Nebula Corporation building.

MEANWHILE
2:40 PM (Before the crash)

“I need to get that game,” Larry said.

“Well,” said Puffball. “We could steal it.”

“No you won’t,” said Mia. “Video game stores take robberies very seriously.” She mouth “death” at Larry.

“Did she just say teeth?” Puffball asked.

“No…she said…uh…donkeys.”

“Oh. Jackasses. Cool,” said Puffball.

Mia then went back to work and Larry suddenly realized how hot she was for being a nerd. He then started to drool.

Suddenly there was a loud explosion in the distance.

“What the hell was that?” Larry asked.

“I don’t know,” Mia said.

“HITLER’S ATTACKING!” Rex yelled, running out of the hallway. “AHHHHH!”

“I don’t think Nazi’s are behind this,” Larry said. “Hmm.”

“I’m gonna go watch South Parc,” said Puffball flipping on the TV.

“Why’s it spelled with a “c” and not a “k”,” Larry asked when he saw the show card.

“Cause the Oxford dictionary changed it a hundred years ago,” said Puffball.

“Wait a minute….,” said Larry. “Wasn’t the TV chopped in half?”

“SARA!” Rex yelled. He raced across the room and pulled the robot out from under the couch.

“You were watching TV!” Larry said. “You hypocrite.”

“But I-

Suddenly the wall collapsed as a hover boat crashed through the room. Larry dove under a table just in time, Puffball racing after him. They both huddled together, looking at the debris of the building.

TO BE CONTINUED….

Episode 3
Donut Duds

“Well…,” Mia said, crawling out of the rubble. “That was swell, Blake.”

“I wasn’t even driving, slut,” Blake said, coughing.

“Where’s my robotic dick? Oh there it is,” Rex said.

“I need oxygen!” Sara yelped.

“Why?” Finn asked. “You’re a damn robot. You need oil.”

“Oh, right. I need oil!”

“Are the robots still there?” Blake yelled.

“No they are not, thanks to me,” someone said with an English accent. “I am Chums, alien from ZORUGAHHAHFQA.”

“Welcome to Earth,” Puffball yelled.

“Why...er…thank you,” said Chums. “I am now officially staying here as a guest.”

“I’m sorry we’re booked,” said Sara. Chums pulled out a laser gun. “You can stay.”

“How generous,” Chums said. He snapped his finger and three mutant-fish rushed in and rebuilt the building in a matter of three seconds. “Thank you, Blubber Fish.”

“Our honor,” one of the mutant-fish said.

“Oh my god,” said Rex. “I need to get one of those.”

“They’re excellent,” said Chums. “I got them for a bargain.”

“How much?” Finn asked.

“How rude for you to ask!” Chums cried and ran upstairs.

[theme plays]

“YOU GUYS!” Mia yelled, running into the main room.

“What the hell?” Rex cried.

“What’s up?” Sara asked.

“Ice Cream Duds are closing down!” Suddenly…everyone started to scream. Ice Cream Duds were they’re favorite snacks. They were little candies with ice cream in the center wrapped in a delicious Caramel casing, sprinkled with dark chocolate.

“THEY’RE REPLACING IT WITH SOMETHING CALLED A…Donut Dud?” Mia said, reading her iFish computer screen.

“Mmm..donuts,” Finn said, drooling.

“Cut the Homer reference,” Sara said. She then whispered in his ear-“Fox is watching us…everywhere.”

“I want to try one!” Chums said.

“I do as well,” said Mia.

“Let’s go to the liquor store!” Rex cried.

“They don’t hit the stores until…August 12.”

“But…today’s August 11! I CAN’T WAIT THAT LONG!” Rex turned into a box of tissues.

“Oh thank god!” Chums blew his nose in a tissue.

“Hehe! That tickles!” Rex the tissue box said.

THE DAY OF THE DONUT DUDS RELEASE
(The gang is waiting in a long line in front of the liquor store)

“There hasn’t been a long line like this since the iTampon in 2010!” Finn said.

“We’re moving up in line!” Mia cried. After around two hours of waiting, everyone finally was in front of the line.

“Hi,” Sara said. “We’ll have eight Donut Duds.”

“Here you are,” the cashier said, handing her eight boxes of Donut Duds. “Have a nice day.” Sara paid and everyone walked out.

“OOO! Gimme it, gimme it!” Rex snatched the box and shoved a Donut Dug in his mouth.

“UGHH! THESE TASTE LIKE SH-

(A loud RING is heard)

“Oh my cell phone!” Sara said. “Hello?”

“THESE TASTE LIKE CRAP!” Larry yelled.

“You didn’t have to call me to tell me that,” said Sara.

“I want a refund,” said Blake.

“My word,” said Chums. “These taste like bloody garbage. Ewwugch.”

“I agree,” Sara said. “Where’s the refund line, sir?”

“Right there,” an employee said, gesturing to another long line.

“Damn,” Larry sighed.

AT NEBULA BUILDING

“We need a way to get the old duds back!” Finn paced back and force.

“Face it…these suck,” said Sara. “And we aren’t getting them back.”

“Yeah,” said Mia.

“I won’t give up!” Larry stood up. “Let’s go complain to the headquarters!”

AT HEADQUARTERS

“What the hell are you doing here?” The Boss yelled.

“We want you to make better Donut Duds and not this sh-

RING! “Hold on, I’m getting a text,” The Boss said. He glanced at it then said to continue.

“-you call Donut Duds.”

“Yeah, okay. Get the hell out. GUARDS!” Two robots dragged everyone out.

AT NEBULA CORPORATION

“Well that didn’t work,” Sara sighed. She sat down at the bar and poured herself a margarita.

“Well…we’ll just have to avoid them,” said Chums.

THEM TRYING TO AVOID THE DONUT DUDS
[All Star by Smash Mouth Plays: ]

Someone tries to offer Chums a Donut Dud. He throws up.

Rex is peeing and someone tries to offer him one. He throws it into the urinal.

Sara is at a bar and the bartender slips a Donut Dud into her wine. She smashes the glass on his head.

Larry is at an amusement park and a hobo on the floor throws one at him. Larry shocks him with a tazor.

Puffball is making love when his girlfriend shoves a Donut Dud into his mouth. He breaks up with her.

Mia sees a Donut Dud on her computer and smashes it with a book. She then realizes it is a Donut Dud catalog and burns it.

Blake walks into an Donut Dud store, only to realize it is Walmart!

END

“Well we can’t evade them..,” said Mia.

Suddenly, the news blurted on by Rex.

“DONUT DUDS ARE NO MORE!” The newscaster yelled.

Everyone cheered.

New episode soon.

Episode 4: Driving Lessons

The gang sat on a couch in front of the TV watching Alien Insider.

“These gossip shows are so degrading and personal, yet they make millions,” Mia commented.

“Shut it! They’re saying they caught Jay Leno III making out with Brad Pitt IV!” Rex shouted.

The show cut to commercial.

COMMERCIAL

Narrator: Introducing the all new Toyota Speedboat.

(Shows futuristic speedcarboat thing)

Narrator: Buy one now by pressing the BUY button on your remote.

COMMERCIAL ENDS

“Hey! I need to learn how to drive a spaceboat,” Larry said.

“Okay. I’ll teach you,” Rex said. He pressed the BUY button.

“NO! That car is expensive,” Sara said with an angry sigh.

“Oops,” Rex said.

“So…where does the car come-

The car suddenly popped out of the TV and sat there in the middle of the couch and TV.

NARRATOR: Thank you for purchasing the Toyota Speedboat.

[theme plays]

WE SEE REX AND LARRY SITTING IN THE BOAT OUTSIDE OF NEBULA CORPORATION BUILDING

“Okay,” Rex said. “Driving a speedboat is way easier than driving those hunks of junk Honda used to make.”

“But I used to drive a Honda Civic.”

[Rex gets an angry look on his face] “Well you’re a loser then. You’re a loser, Larry.”

“Shut up and teach me to drive!” Larry said.

“Fine, fine. Press that red button,” Rex said. Larry pressed the red button and the boat popped into the air.

“We’re floating!” exclaimed Larry in awe.

“Well DUH! It’s the future!” Rex said. “Press the green button on the wheel to go straight (it’s also makes you go) and I think you can figure it out. Now take me to Taco Bell. Educators can’t work on an empty stomach!”

“But you don’t have a stomach,” said Larry.

“Shut up and drive,” Rex said.

“Isn’t that a Rihanna song?”

[Rex gets a :l look on his face] “Just go.”

Larry drives the speedboat around and ends up at Taco Bell.

“Hello. Welcome to Taco Bell. May I take your order?” a teen asked in the drive through.

“Hi, I’ll have an extra cheesy taco with extra cheese and extra lettuce,” Rex said.

While Rex ordered, Larry noticed a gang in a speedboat behind them.

“Rex…there’s a gang behind us,” Larry said.

“Well screw them. I’ll also have a side of-

Larry looked behind them again and saw one of the gang fish getting angry and flipping him off.

“GO REX!” Larry shouted. He then heard a gunshot and their back window shattered.

“Hold on. And I’ll have a Diet Dr. Pib,” Rex said.

“Okay. It’ll take about an hour to cook all that food,” the waiter said.

“That’s it, I’m going,” Larry said. He slammed pressed the green button and blasted off. But at that moment, another hoverboat raced by and Larry’s boat slammed in to it. The other boat crashed into the gang’s boat and Larry’s boat spiraled to the ground where it crashed. The metal caved in and Rex screeched.

~~~~
“Where are they?” Sara asked, pacing back and forth.

“Who cares?” Blake said.

“Uh, I do. I don’t want to lose two employees in one day,” Sara said. “Okay, I’m going to go and look for them. You watch the place.”

“Gotcha,” Blake said.

Sara walked out the door to the garage when a laser gun was put to her head.

“Hello Sara,” a raspy, suicidal, and dangerous voice said.