100 Facts About Patrick

1. Hes Pink.
2. He lives in a rock.
3. His best friend is Patrick.

4. He built his house himself.
5. With enough thought and time, he can open a jar.
6. He can have either a full set of teeth or just one.

7. He's afraid of spiders.
8. He has a secret box containing an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob at the Christmas party.
9. His parents think he's dumber than a sack of diapers.

10. he is a really good driver.
11. he eats everything in sight
12. he has yellow underwear

They weren't yellow when he boght them

13. He doesn't even let Squidward's house see what's inside his secret box.
14. He thought mayonnaise was an instrument (until Squidward corrected him).
15. He doesn't have fingers.

16. He went to ggGlove World once.
17. He went to Krusty Towers.
18. He likes Gary.

19. He likes cheese
20. He has a big sister called Sam
21. He likes jellyfishing
22. He is very good at karate
23. He is taller than Spongebob
24. He wore the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for 3 years straight
25. He loves being purple

26. He worked at the krusty Krab.
27. Lives in Bikini Bottom

28. The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma. *milk carton tips over*
29. He can remove one of his spots and use it as a nose.
30. He can grow different hairdos on-demand.

31. He's a starfish.
32. He thinks Penny has the most beautiful singing voice he's ever heard.
33. His idea of fun is washing an old person.

34. He can eat a triple patty deluxe in one bite.
35. He can't see his forehead.
36. He has a landlord.

37. HIS NAME'S... NOT... RIIIIIICK!

38. He can't tell who his real parents are.
39. He once mistook SpongeBob's parents as his parents.
40. He acted as if SpongeBob's grandma was his.

41.He renevates his house to make it look different every season secretly

zim849 wrote:41.He renevates his house to make it look different every season secretly

LOL I like that one. xD

42. He once wrote a song (albeit a very HORRIBLE song.) 43. He once gave Spongebob "The Gift of Gum." 44. He once had surgery to get himself an actual nose. 45. He once disguised himself as a girl named Patricia.

1. he jellyfishes with spongebob

2. he was a genius in one of the episodes becacuse spongebbob accidentaly put brain coral on patricks head

3. he wears green shorts with pink flowers on them

49.He doesn't have a nose
50.He had a pet named Rocky
51.He likes mermaids

52. He studied at Community College.
53. He knows how to drive a boatmobile.
54. He doesn't work at the Krusty Krab.

55. An art critic once thought that Patrick's googly-eyed rock and Krabby Patty art was worthy of giving Patrick the merit of an artistic genius.

56. He is lazy

57. He enjoys eating krabby pattys at three A.M.