Total Drama Villian!

Charecters:

Dracula (Dracula)
Cruella De Vil (101 dalmations)
Heather (TTI/A)
Courtney (TTI/A)
Eva (TTI/A)
Norman Bates (Psycho)
Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)
Jason (Friday the 13th)
Chuckie (Child's Play)
Mr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman (Sonic series)
The Joker (Batman series)
Terminator (The terminator)
Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz)
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
Stromboli (Pinnochio)
The Shark (Jaws)
Bill Sykes (Oliver Twist)
Plankton (SB)
Karen (SB)

So what are the rules? T_T

BTW, do you take requests, cuz' I have some.

Steel Sponge wrote:So what are the rules? T_T

It's not a game. It's a piece of his fanfiction. That's why it's in the Lit. section.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Steel Sponge wrote:So what are the rules? T_T

It's not a game. It's a piece of his fanfiction. That's why it's in the Lit. section.

Thank you. and yes, you can request. Just PM the requests.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Steel Sponge wrote:So what are the rules? T_T

It's not a game. It's a piece of his fanfiction. That's why it's in the Lit. section.

*slaps myself out of stupidity*

I will be using script speech because it's easy and fast.

Episode 1: Welcome to the Jungle!

Satan comes in with a Mick Jagger swagger and speaks cooly to the audience.

Satan: Hey TDI/A fans! i'm the devil and you are about to witness the best show ever!.....In my opinion. You know the rules. But the contestants will be competing for 1,000,000 dollars, moolah, dough, bucks, 1,000 grand!!!! Here comes contestant number one!

Cruella De Vil appears.

Cruella: Hey, satin. so we ar staying in this hellhole?
Satan: No, you are! I have a crib with AC over to the left.
Cruella: Come on!

Cruella sulks and pouts away while Contestant 2, Dracula, arrives with a bit of vampire class.

Dracula: The most popular vampire coming through! Screw Edward, I'm the guy to be!
Satan: Keep dreaming, pal.
Dracula: (to Cruella) Hey sexy.
Cruella: Go suck someone elses blood, you freak!

Dracula rolls his eyes as Contestants 3,4, and 5 come. It is Heather, Eva, and Courtney.

Satan: Hey girls.
Eva: Don't talk to me like that.
Heather: Yeah, like who are you supposed to be?
Courtney: Satin?
(Heather, Courtney, and Eva laugh)
Satan: actually, I am. And if you three prisses don't go mooch someone else, you will spend eternity down in hell with me.
Heather: (nervous) Uh, no thank you!
Courtney: I'm out of here!
Eva: Me too!
(The girls run over to Dracula and Cruella)

Contestant 6 comes. It's The Joker.

Joker: Hahahahahaha!!!!!! I will rule the competition!!!!! (Runs off)
Satan: We all know he's crazy, but really?

Contestant 7, Maleficent, and her servant, Fumpfel (goon), arrive.

Fumpfel: Here are your bags, your dreadfulness.
Maleficent: Thank you, I won't zap you today.
Fumpfel: Yay!
Satan: Let me get this straight; Maleficent is competing, and Fumpfel is just your servant?
Maleficent: Yup.
Satan: Then Fumpfel, you come over with me to (whispers to Fumpfel) Air-Conditioned crib!
Fumpfel: Yes, master! (Scampers off)

Contsetants 8, 9, 10, and 11 arrive. It's Norman Bates, Freddy Krueger, Jason, and Chuckie.

Norman Bates: This is worse than the bathroom of the girl I killed while she was in the shower.
Chuckie: I wonder what my wife and kids are up too.
Jason: Hee hee hee.....hooo hoo hoo......haa haa haaa.... (Translation: They are eating candy bars stolen from Donald Trump.)
Freddy: I need to slash something everyday, and these trees will do just fine.
Satan: Err.....welcome.

Contestant 12, The Wicked Witch Of The West (Lets call her Mrs. Witch) arrives on her broomstick.

Mrs. Witch: This stinks. I had to give up my kingdom for this? At least its for the prize of 1,000,000 dollars. I better get it.

Contestant 13, Darth Vader, gets dropped off by his starship.

Darth: Where's Luke? I need to find Luke. I'm his FATHER!......

Contsetants 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20 arrive. It's Dr. Eggman, Karen, Plankton, Stromboli, The Shark, Bill Sykes, and The Terminator.

Eggman: Well well well, 8 weeks of no Sonic, I can do this.
Plankton: ready to rule honey?
Karen: [!] Sure...
Stromboli: Well, this will put my show back in buissness.
Shark: OM NOM NOM NOM....
Bill: Hey Satin, thanks for reincarnating me.
Satan: No prob.
Terminator: I'm here to rule!
Satan: (turning to everyone) Well, now you're all here! Let's sort the teams!

Evill Plotters:
Cruella
Eva
Courtney
Maleficent
Chuckie
Freddy
Darth
Karen
Stromboli
Bill

Sinister villians:
Dracula
Heather
Joker
Norman
Jason
Mrs. Witch
Plankton
Shark
Terminator

Satan: Now to your cabins! All of you!

The campers are standing around a big pond. Satan struts forward.

Satan: Now it is time for the first challenge!
Plankton: Time to rule!
Karen: [!] Sure thing, Honey...
Satan: It's a swimming challenge! You have to swim to that end and back again.
Dracula: Piece of cake.
Satan: But the pond is shark-infested,
Jason: Ooo Ooo Ooo.....
Satan: has terrible, sick waves,
Freddy: Did you say a pond?
Satan: and there are traps around every, er, what's the word? I don't know. Just get ready!
Chuckie: OK.
Norman: I'll slaughter you all!
Chuckie: (Gives him a dirty look)
Norman: Well, not you.
Chuckie: That's what I thought.

Everyone lines up. Satan blows the whistle, and everyone jumps in.

Jason: Hee hee hee....hoo hoo hoo- (swallows water that got in his mask) COUGH COUGH COUGH!!! (splashs)
Freddy: Uh-oh.
Plankton: Everyones ahead of me!!! (Starts pouting)
Karen: (sigh) Climb on my back.
Plankton: Thank you, Karen!
Karen: Sure thing, Plankton.
Cruella: (Gets passed by Karen) What the heck?! She's a computer! She has an advantage! Stupid rules.....
Satan: Uh, Cruella, there are no rules.
Cruella: .......Oh. (Goes crazy) IMMA WINNA!!!!
Joker: OK, that's crazier than me. YOOHOOHOO!!!!!
Heather: You're all wierd to me.
Eva: (Punches Cruella)
Cruella: OUCH!!! (Sinks)
Eva: Ah ha!
Cruella: (Limps) ow ow owo owo owo owo ow!
Terminator: I made it to the end!
Satin: Congrats, now swim back.
Terminator: I WILL TERMINATE!!! AUGH AUGH AUGH!!!
Courtney: Ugh, too much caps.
Me: I'm not doing the yelling, they are.

Terminator swims back at lightning speed.

Satan: Terminator wins! For the Sinister villians! You at home! PM your votes to Webby by Tomorrow at 5:00! If there are no more votes, Webby will give it another hour. If no votes come in, Webby will decide. This is Satin signing off!

You have more time on your hands than me...

Satin? Like the fabric?

Satan FTW.

Steel Sponge wrote:Satan FTW.

It's Satan? Wow, i thought it was Satin. I'll fix that.

Satan struts to the Evil Plotters who are sitting around a campfire, awaiting there fate.

Satan: Hopefully, you know the rules. So the first marshmellow goes to............Heather.
Heather: That's right. *eats marshmellow*
Satan: Maleficent, Chuckie, Freddy, Darth, Stromboli, Bill, Eva, Courtney, and Freddy are safe too.
cruella: Oh, come on!
Plankton: How do you think we feel?
Karen: Pissed.
Satan: Plankton, get a marshmellow.
Plankton: A-ha! *eats marshmellow in one bite* Well there goes desert.
Satan: Now for the final marshmellow, which goes too.............*Dramatic music*
Cruella: Come on already!!!
Satan:..........*music stops* Cruella.
Cruella: Yes!!!! So long, microsoft girl. *Eats marshmellow*
Karen: Whatever. *boards boat*
satan: See you guys next time!!!

Question: What exactly is "TTI"? Total Trama Island?

terminoob wrote:Question: What exactly is "TTI"? Total Trama Island?

Wow I'm retarded. I mean D. I don't know where the hell T came from.

webizoid345 wrote:

terminoob wrote:Question: What exactly is "TTI"? Total Trama Island?

Wow I'm retarded. I mean D. I don't know where the hell T came from.

Total Toon Island. What has Hayden done to you?

Steel Sponge wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:

terminoob wrote:Question: What exactly is "TTI"? Total Trama Island?

Wow I'm retarded. I mean D. I don't know where the hell T came from.

Total Toon Island. What has Hayden done to you?

Possessed my awesomeness.

terminoob wrote:Satin? Like the fabric?

It was just begging to be done.

Wumbology wrote:

terminoob wrote:Satin? Like the fabric?

It was just begging to be done.

Wumbology wrote:

terminoob wrote:Satin? Like the fabric?

It was just begging to be done.

"I think someone tried to write 'Satan Lives' over on that wall but messed up and spelled 'Satin Lives'."
"One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt."

Episode 2: Brawl of Villians!!!

Satan: (blows airhorn) WAKE UP CAMPERS!!!
Dracula: (Bumps head) Trippin' Transylvainia!!! Ouch!
Terminator: (Walks in with a cup of joe) I am ready to TERRRRminate.
Stromboli: Acouple more minutes, please!
Satan: And why should I give them to you?
Stromboli: Because I...(falls asleep)
Terminator: Want some JOE? (Pours the cup of STEAMING hot coffee on Stromboli)
Stromboli: (Opens bloodshot eyes) (Giant zoom-out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!!!!
Satan: Everyone follow me to the mess hall! (Everyone follows)
Dracula: (Staring at Cruella) You will be mine, Cruella!
Courtney: Good luck, Edward.
Dracula: I'm not Edward!!! Edward is a-
Satan: Here we are! Now eat up!
Chuckie: What's for breakfast?
Norman: MAybe it's the thing that's crawling towards you.
Chuckie: Gross.....Cool! (Stabs it with a fork and eats it whole)
Norman: Y'know, I'm not hungry. Here, Jason.
Jason: Hee hee hee-
Freddy: We get it, Hockey-head!
Jason: OOO OO HAA HAA!!! (Translation: You're one to talk, pizza face!)
Freddy: Shut it, bird brain!
Jason: Oooaaaaa!!!! (Translation: Who are you calling bird brain, butt kisser?)
Chuckie: Break it up! What are you guys? Kindergarteners?
Freddy: Leave me alone baby face!
Jason: HEEOOOAAAA! (Translation: You're all losers! I'm never talking to you guys ever again!)
Chuckie: Fine!
Freddy: Fine!
Jason: Ha! (translation: Fine!)
Norman: Oh no...
Satan: I think you guys have had long enough.
Norman: Yeah, let's go.
Satan: Lets go to the field!
Freddy: There's a field?
Chuckie: Duh!
Norman: Chuckie, please.
Satan: Now it is time for the next challenge! An ALL OUT BRAWL!!!!!! *Fanfare* Applaud!
Everyone: *applaudes*
Satan: Whatever. Everyone will go head to head....at the same time! Last one standing wins!!!
Plankton: But why?
Satan: Because Then it would be more fun. Ready?
Plankton: But-
Satan: GOOO!!!!!!
Plankton: Aw cr- (Gets squished)
Terminator: Who made a green turd? It's on my shoe!
Plankton: That would be me.
Cruella: Oh my, who to beat up...
Dracula: Hey Cruel-
Cruella: (flips Dracula) Save it for your pillow, bat boy.
Dracula: Ow, my back!
Cruella: [!] Ooops, my bad.
Satan: Take Plankton and Dracula to the infirmary, Chef Bowser. They are out.
Dracula: No wait! I can do this, see? (Gets up and his back breaks) YOWCH!
Bowser: (sigh) Whatever...
Terminator: Pull the turd of my shoe!!!
Stromboli: That's no turd!
Terminator: It's a turd if I say its a turd!!!!(punches Stromboli and knocks one of his teeth out)
Stromboli: Momma Mia! Everyone's a critic! (falls over)
Bowser: 1,...2,....3,...
Stromboli: Just take me to the infirmary!
Bowser: OK, OK, sheesh. (picks up Stromboli, Dracula, and scrapes Plankton off of Terminators shoe)
Heather: No one can punch me because I'm popular.
Eva: Eat this, b***h! (Punches her)
Heather: Ow! (gets knocked out)
Bowser: Number 4! (picks her up)
Eva: Come 'ere Cruella.
Cruella: What?
Eva: (Punch) Black one.
Cruella: Where?
Eva: (points to a black volkswagon going away)
Cruella: Darn! Everyone has done that to me. And since it means no punch back...I'm out!
Satan: Yup! Since you aren't hurt, you sit over here.
Eva: That's using your brain!
Courtney: Your smarter than I thought!
Eva: I have had straight A's ever since I was 5.
Courtney: Wow, you are smarter than I thought.
Shark: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! (Eats Bill)
Satan: Not again! (revives Bill)
Bill: Thanks!
Satan: Sure thing. BUt your still out.
Bill: Dangit!
Joker: WEEEEEEEE!!! (swings on vine and knocks Darth Vader over)
Darth: OW! Joker! I am your.....killer!!
Bowser: Maybe this guy needs to go to a mental hospital... (Picks Darth up)
Mrs. Witch: Maleficent! Meet your maker! (Summons flying monkeys)
Flying monkey 1: What are we here for?
Flying Monkey 2: We're missong American Idol!
Mrs. Witch: Come on! Don't deny that the season sucks! ATTACK!!
(Flying monkeys attack)
Maleficent: Is that the best you got? (Summons Fumpfel and the goons)
Fumpfel: Fumpfel!
Goon: Pest!
Goon: Blather!
Goon: Stench!
(1 minues later)
Goon: And BillyEnosBob!
Goons: At your service!
Maeficent: [!] That's great. Now attack!
(flying monkeys and goons attack and goons win)
Mrs. Witch: Darn! I'm out! (walks off)
Maleficent! Now goons, attack everyone else!
Fumpfel! Yes, your lowness!!! Aiaiaiaiaiai!!!!!!!
Goons: Woopie woopie!!!!
Joker: (Beats up all of the goons)
Fumpfel: Oh gweat. Now my wib is swowen!
Pest: (Has missing ears) What?
Fumpfel: I saib my wib is swowen!
Pest: What?
Fumpfel: Neber mine...
Blather: (missing mouth) MMMMPH!!!! mm mm MMMPH!!!
Fumpfel: Shud ub, wiw you?
Stench: (Missing eyes) I CAN'T SEE!!
Fumpfel: You doo!
Maleficent: Darn! I'm out too!
Chuckie: I'm still not talking to you, Freddy and Jason!
Freddy: Shut it!
Jason: Ooo Ooo- Oh screw talking like that!
Joker: HAhahahahaha!!! (captures Norman)
Chuckie: Norman's in trouble!
Freddy: We have to save him!
Jason: It looks like we'll have to team up!
Chuckie: OK, fine. Let's get some!
Freddy: OK, I'll carve footholes into this tree and distract the Joker! (Carves holes) NOw Go!
Jason: Here we go!!! (climbs up, holding Chuckie)
Freddy: (Climbs up) Now to show my magic!
Chuckie: Take it away, Fredward!
Freddy: (jumps over to the Joker) Hey loser! Over here!
Joker: what did you call me?
Freddy: A Lo- (Falls off tree) ooooooooooooooser!!!!!!!! (Lands on feet) Hey, I'm not dead! (Trips over Fumpfel) Oof! Fumpfel!
Fumpfel: Waj where you sdeb!
Freddy: What?
Pest: WHAT?!
Freddy: I said-
Blather: MMMMPH!!!!!
Freddy: I give up!
Stench: I need glasses!
Fumpfel: You hab no eyes, idiod!
Chuckie: (bites the Joker's leg)
Joker: YOWIE!!! Eggman! Help!
Eggman: Metal Sonic! ATTACK!!!!
Metal Sonic: You will die! You will die! You will-
Jason: (trips metal Sonic)
Metal Sonic: Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!1 (Breaks at impact)
Eggman: I'm out too! (leaves)
Chuckie: No one will ever make me leave, not even- (sees chocolate) CHOCOLATE!!!!! (jumps off of the tree)
Jason: That's freakin it!! (gives the joker the nerve pinch and the Joker gets knocked out)
Norman: We did it! Well, you did it.
Satan: The sinister villians win!!!!!! Evil Plotters, see you at the campfire!
Fumpfel: A widdle heb hewe!
Stench: I still can't see!
Fumpfel: I hab one eye and an eyepaj covewing id, and I can manage!
Pest: WHAT?!
Blather: MMMMPH!
Fumpfel: (sigh)

To be continued.....

Satan: Well, bad news. We ran out of marshmellows, so we have to do it the old fashion way. Show each persons vote.
(Confession Cam)
Cruella: I say Eva. Stupid punch buggy!
Eva: Cruella is an old fart that has got to go.
Courtney: Eva, Eva I am gaining trust in. I vote Cruella.
Maleficent: I vote Darth Vader. He didn't do anything!
Chuckie: Darth. Case closed.
Freddy: No offense to Chuckie, but control your craze of chocolate.
Darth: Cruella is to skinny and wrinkly, like a prune. Nasty.
Stromboli: Darth is like an action-a figure. You have to-a move him your-a-self.
(Confession cam over)
Satan: Tie breaker being Bill. Let's see what he says.
(Confession Cam)
Bill: I vote Darth. He's just a sitting duck, and he made us lose the last 2 times. Bye bye Darthy guy.
Darth: Well, now I can find Luke. (Goes away in an airship that takes him to Playa De Hell.)
Satan: See you next time!!!!

Team recap:

Evill Plotters:
Cruella
Eva
Courtney
Maleficent
Chuckie
Freddy
Darth
Karen
Stromboli
Bill

Sinister villians:
Dracula
Heather
Joker
Norman
Jason
Mrs. Witch
Plankton
Shark
Terminator

Episode 3: Demolition Death Derby!

Satan: (walks into mess hall in the morning) Last time on TDV...

The campers came and were sorted into teams. Then we started the first challenge, which was to swim from one end of a shark-infested, sick-waved, booby-trapped pond to the other and back again. Doesn't seem possibe? We're in hell, keep that in mind. Cruella goes NUTS and tries to win, but gets knocked out by Eva. Terminator wins. At the campfire ceremony, Karen goes home because she cheated by carrying Plankton. Then Satan woke the campers up early to eat and get ready for an all-out brawl, last one standing wins. It was NUTS too. First Terminator stepped on Plankton, then Cruella flipped Dracula, then Terminator punches Stromboli, Eva punches Heather, then Eva punch-buggies Cruella like everyone else has, then the shark eats Bill, then Joker swings in and knocks still old Darth over, then Maleficent's goons beat Mrs Witch's flying monkeys, then The Joker fights all of the goons and gives them injuries (Fumpfel gets a swollen lip, Pest's ears go missing, Blather loses his mouth, and Stench loses his eyes.), then Joker captures Norman, making Chuckie, Jason, and Freddy team up, then Freddy falls out of a tree and trips over Fumpfel, then Chuckie bites Joker's leg, then Eggman summons Metal Sonic, who falls off the tree (Because he got tripped by Jason) and blows up on the impact of the ground, then Chuckie jumps out of the tree to get some chocolate, and last but not least, Jason nerve-pinches Joker. Jason wins it for the team, making the Evil plotters go to the campfire ceremony again. They vote off Darth. What will happen next? Let's find out on TDV!!!!

Satan: (still in mess hall) Eat up campers!
Chuckie: It's nice being friends again.
Jason: Yeah.
Freddy: I second the motion.
Norman : What did happen?
Freddy: I got grumpy and called Jason a name.
Jason: And you know I'm sensitive, right?
Freddy: Yes, but I didn't care, but now I do.
Chuckie: Aw...Bromance!
Jason: I'm straight as a stick!
Freddy: I have a girl.
Norman: (Laughs)
Fumpfel: Master, can I have a morsel of food?
Maleficent: NO! You failed in the last challenge, so you will pay!
Fumpfel: (sad) OK.... (Sulks away)
Blather: We got anything?
Fumpfel: No...(gets angry) I can't believe she gets away with treating us like dirt, like crap, like sh-
Pest: We get the picture.
Fumpfel: We need to do a bit of dirty work, boys, a bit of...(zoom in) Blackmail.
Stench: But how?
Fumpfel: How do you think we will?
Stench: The cameras around here tape us?
Fumpfel: No, we dress up as chickens, cover ourselves in BBQ sauce, and feed ourselves to the mermaids- Of course we will use the cameras, you idiot!!!
Blather: How do we do that?
Fumpfel: We will hack the system, take out little clips of us being tortured, make it into a giant video, and presto! We will have sympathy, Maleficent will go bye-bye, and we will have to worry about no more blah blah blah this, or blah blah blah that. Perfect plan, right?
Pest: But shouldn't we wait until the next episode so then we could ask if we could get slots to fill in for the missing campers?
Fumpfel: You do have a point. OK, we will do our work today, and then present it after the next challenge.
Pest: You mean the next next challenge.
Fumpfel: Yeah, the next next challenge.
Stench:Next next?
Fumpfel: Yes, next next.
Blather: There, it's now settled.
Fumpfel:OK, everyone put your hands in! 1,2,3-
Goons: GO GOONS!!!!!

To be continued.....