Constituting the Edges

My new series. Premieres soon.

SNEEK PEEK

Episode the First: Work Loves Me... It Also Hates Me

Hi, my name is Bill Conrad. I'm a 23 year old fish. My life is boring as shit, I'm at a dead-end job, and my girlfriend has told me she's a prostitute. That still hasn't stopped me from being with her, mainly because she pays rent. I work at a theme park called Fish Land, which is an amusement park chain. We have everything there, and it's fun... unless you're employed by them.

---{"Find the Beat Again" by Sugarland plays throughout the theme song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flrUe47isto )}"

Bill rolls out of bed and slams down the alarm clock.

He falls on the floor. [Camera pans around, ariel shot of him in drool-drenched shirt and briefs]

Bill clambers back up and quickly throws on work clothes.

He goes through the hallway and brushes his teeth. He smiles weakly in the mirror before washing his face.

Mr. Conrad heads back out into the hallway and walks into the wall. As he backs up, the words "CONSTITUTING THE EDGES" pop up and cause him to fall over again.

[Cut to outside] Bill is walking down the driveway to the car. He hops into the car and drives to an amusement park.

As he gets off, a chef named Eduardo greets him. They walk inside the amusement park and are greeted by park manager, Mr. Horace Nakajima. They shake hands, and soon a red head named Cristina appears, along with a Goth girl named Lina. Both join the group, followed by twins (named Fiddler and Fred). The six walk as [camera pans around] more people begin to crowd around them. CONSTITUTING THE EDGES appears again above them as the cast list is displayed beneath ---

Hi, I'm Cristina. Dunno why I have to do this, I have a LOT of work to do...

Why do you work here?

Uh... I need to make money.

Do you enjoy your job?

Hell no. My boss is a mini Gaddafi and my coworkers aren't fit to do their jobs. I'm surprised Fiddler hasn't caused a rollercoaster to crash.

~~~

Bill enters the park early in the morning. A bird poops on his shoulder and he curses aloud. He heads to his post and looks at the paper taped onto his work locker.

Magician

Bill proceeds to dress into a magician's outfit.

~~~

tvguy347 wrote:My new series. Premieres soon.

SNEEK PEEK

Episode the First: Work Loves Me... It Also Hates Me

Hi, my name is Bill Conrad. I'm a 23 year old fish. My life is boring as shit, I'm at a dead-end job, and my girlfriend has told me she's a prostitute. That still hasn't stopped me from being with her, mainly because she pays rent. I work at a theme park called Fish Land, which is an amusement park chain. We have everything there, and it's fun... unless you're employed by them.

---{"Find the Beat Again" by Sugarland plays throughout the theme song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flrUe47isto )}"

Bill rolls out of bed and slams down the alarm clock.

He falls on the floor. [Camera pans around, ariel shot of him in drool-drenched shirt and briefs]

Bill clambers back up and quickly throws on work clothes.

He goes through the hallway and brushes his teeth. He smiles weakly in the mirror before washing his face.

Mr. Conrad heads back out into the hallway and walks into the wall. As he backs up, the words "CONSTITUTING THE EDGES" pop up and cause him to fall over again.

[Cut to outside] Bill is walking down the driveway to the car. He hops into the car and drives to an amusement park.

As he gets off, a chef named Eduardo greets him. They walk inside the amusement park and are greeted by park manager, Mr. Horace Nakajima. They shake hands, and soon a red head named Cristina appears, along with a Goth girl named Lina. Both join the group, followed by twins (named Fiddler and Fred). The six walk as [camera pans around] more people begin to crowd around them. CONSTITUTING THE EDGES appears again above them as the cast list is displayed beneath ---

Hi, I'm Cristina. Dunno why I have to do this, I have a LOT of work to do...

Why do you work here?

Uh... I need to make money.

Do you enjoy your job?

Hell no. My boss is a mini Gaddafi and my coworkers aren't fit to do their jobs. I'm surprised Fiddler hasn't caused a rollercoaster to crash.

~~~

Bill enters the park early in the morning. A bird poops on his shoulder and he curses aloud. He heads to his post and looks at the paper taped onto his work locker.

Magician

Bill proceeds to dress into a magician's outfit.

~~~

Down Under
SBC Therapy
SBC Mafia
Breaking *something*

eh?

ExKizuna wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:My new series. Premieres soon.

SNEEK PEEK

Episode the First: Work Loves Me... It Also Hates Me

Hi, my name is Bill Conrad. I'm a 23 year old fish. My life is boring as shit, I'm at a dead-end job, and my girlfriend has told me she's a prostitute. That still hasn't stopped me from being with her, mainly because she pays rent. I work at a theme park called Fish Land, which is an amusement park chain. We have everything there, and it's fun... unless you're employed by them.

---{"Find the Beat Again" by Sugarland plays throughout the theme song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flrUe47isto )}"

Bill rolls out of bed and slams down the alarm clock.

He falls on the floor. [Camera pans around, ariel shot of him in drool-drenched shirt and briefs]

Bill clambers back up and quickly throws on work clothes.

He goes through the hallway and brushes his teeth. He smiles weakly in the mirror before washing his face.

Mr. Conrad heads back out into the hallway and walks into the wall. As he backs up, the words "CONSTITUTING THE EDGES" pop up and cause him to fall over again.

[Cut to outside] Bill is walking down the driveway to the car. He hops into the car and drives to an amusement park.

As he gets off, a chef named Eduardo greets him. They walk inside the amusement park and are greeted by park manager, Mr. Horace Nakajima. They shake hands, and soon a red head named Cristina appears, along with a Goth girl named Lina. Both join the group, followed by twins (named Fiddler and Fred). The six walk as [camera pans around] more people begin to crowd around them. CONSTITUTING THE EDGES appears again above them as the cast list is displayed beneath ---

Hi, I'm Cristina. Dunno why I have to do this, I have a LOT of work to do...

Why do you work here?

Uh... I need to make money.

Do you enjoy your job?

Hell no. My boss is a mini Gaddafi and my coworkers aren't fit to do their jobs. I'm surprised Fiddler hasn't caused a rollercoaster to crash.

~~~

Bill enters the park early in the morning. A bird poops on his shoulder and he curses aloud. He heads to his post and looks at the paper taped onto his work locker.

Magician

Bill proceeds to dress into a magician's outfit.

~~~

Down Under
SBC Therapy
SBC Mafia
Breaking *something*

eh?

I have episodes/movies in progress for the top three. I'll get back to Seeking London, or whatever it was calling, in a few years.

tvguy347 wrote:

ExKizuna wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:My new series. Premieres soon.

SNEEK PEEK

Episode the First: Work Loves Me... It Also Hates Me

Hi, my name is Bill Conrad. I'm a 23 year old fish. My life is boring as shit, I'm at a dead-end job, and my girlfriend has told me she's a prostitute. That still hasn't stopped me from being with her, mainly because she pays rent. I work at a theme park called Fish Land, which is an amusement park chain. We have everything there, and it's fun... unless you're employed by them.

---{"Find the Beat Again" by Sugarland plays throughout the theme song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flrUe47isto )}"

Bill rolls out of bed and slams down the alarm clock.

He falls on the floor. [Camera pans around, ariel shot of him in drool-drenched shirt and briefs]

Bill clambers back up and quickly throws on work clothes.

He goes through the hallway and brushes his teeth. He smiles weakly in the mirror before washing his face.

Mr. Conrad heads back out into the hallway and walks into the wall. As he backs up, the words "CONSTITUTING THE EDGES" pop up and cause him to fall over again.

[Cut to outside] Bill is walking down the driveway to the car. He hops into the car and drives to an amusement park.

As he gets off, a chef named Eduardo greets him. They walk inside the amusement park and are greeted by park manager, Mr. Horace Nakajima. They shake hands, and soon a red head named Cristina appears, along with a Goth girl named Lina. Both join the group, followed by twins (named Fiddler and Fred). The six walk as [camera pans around] more people begin to crowd around them. CONSTITUTING THE EDGES appears again above them as the cast list is displayed beneath ---

Hi, I'm Cristina. Dunno why I have to do this, I have a LOT of work to do...

Why do you work here?

Uh... I need to make money.

Do you enjoy your job?

Hell no. My boss is a mini Gaddafi and my coworkers aren't fit to do their jobs. I'm surprised Fiddler hasn't caused a rollercoaster to crash.

~~~

Bill enters the park early in the morning. A bird poops on his shoulder and he curses aloud. He heads to his post and looks at the paper taped onto his work locker.

Magician

Bill proceeds to dress into a magician's outfit.

~~~

Down Under
SBC Therapy
SBC Mafia
Breaking *something*

eh?

I have episodes/movies in progress for the top three. I'll get back to Seeking London, or whatever it was calling, in a few years.

Might as well can it, then.

Oh, and please don't juggle 4 things at once, it never works out, and I like Mafia and Therapy a lot.

I wonder what happened to Telemarketers.

Do you even care about all the shows you making? Seems like, as long as DU is popular, you don't care about your other shows.

teenj12 wrote:Do you even care about all the shows you making? Seems like, as long as DU is popular, you don't care about your other shows.

What...? Yes, I care very much about my shows.

Well sorry if I could hardly tell, because you make so many. You make a spin-off, then you hiatus it and make a new one, and the cycle continues.