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Confirmed.

I theorize that Clappy has been to Weinerville (cookies for reference)

Gaaahh, sounds so familiar, but I can't picture it. D:

I theorize that OMJ use to be homeboys with Harold Camping.

We get together on Sundays. Anybody else find it ironic that hebsuffered a stroke recently? My prayers to him, regardless.

I theorize that Clappy is Conan O'Brien trying to punk us.

I theorize that Jelly is not partaking in our late night post rush.

I theorize that Jelly is out making me mah money.

I theorize that Jelly is in an e-marriage with Steel, meanwhile OMJ is in an e-marriage with Elastic.

I theorize that Wumbo is still among us as the guy who hacked SBC

I theorize that OMJ is Doug.

I theorize that Clappy is Roger Klotz

I theorize that OMJ knows that his best friend, Mosquito Valentine, has a skin pigmentation problem.

I theorize that Clappy had some Patti Mayonnaise on his sandwich.

I theorize that Clappy has a pink cat

I theorize that Steel is a Porkchop.

I theorize that Steel is the superhero, Quail Man

I theorize that OMJ is my sidekick.

I theorize that the next big SBC fad will be a storm of K-Pop.

...It's already begun with Ex anyway~

I theorize that Ex is secretly member of the Japanese Yakuza. The proof is in the pudding.

I theorize that I wouldn't mind a k-pop fad at all.

OMJ wrote:I theorize that Ex is secretly member of the Japanese Yakuza. The proof is in the pudding.

Confirmed by the dead bodies in my closet, back of friends pick up truck, and at the bottom of the lake.

I theorize that Steel made me kind of lol at the Patty Mayo joke.

I theorize that K-Pop isn't too bad. Hell, I annoy some of my friends with SHINee with lulzy results.

I theorize that Clappy is the Pakhan of the Russian Bratva

I theorize that OMJ is a weapon of mass lulz.

I theorize that OMJ is Clappy's bottom bitch.

Jahtzee!!

I theorize that Jelly is endangering the rainforests

I theorize that OMJ is a shy 10 year-old that lives with his auntie.

I theorize that Jelly was frozen for 100 years.

I theorize that Steel isn't working on his siggie, I am xP

I theorize that Jelly is a registered 69 year old living in her (insert family member here)'s basement.

I theorize that Jelly is done with it.

I theorize that Jelly is from the distant future.

Posts: 3948. Doubloons: 18298. Add those together and you get 22246. Now, subtract that from 20,091,012. 20,068,766. Subtract 68,766. You got 20,000,000. Now, divide that by two. 10,000,000. Now, divide that by 10. 1,000,000. Now, divide that by 4. 250,000. Her ex husband OMJ's age? 20. Subtract that. 230,000. 230,000 dollars was the final cost for the movie Clerks. That came out in 1994. Jelly is 22 years old. Add that to 1994. 2016. That's where Jelly's posting from.

I theorize that Elastic is John McGuirk.

I theorize that Elastic can do math faster than Busta Rhymes.

I theorize that Steel is not from Galaluna

I theorize that Clappy is not from Kanto.

I theorize that Clappy is on this conspiracy so all the little Jimmys can get got!

I theorize that OMJ is the legend killer.

I theorize that clappy giggles quite a bit. Divide his number of posts by his doubloons. 29,225. No members on SBC are in there 30s. Remove the last three numbers. You get 29. How old is claps? 22. How old is that Rainbow Dash guy on the chat? 9. 22 minus 9? 13. Drag is 13. He's been on here since 2009. 2009 divided by 13? 154.5. Claps giggles 154.5 times per day.

I theorize that Elastic works with a team of scientists to make his theories more logic.

I theorize that SBC is powered by TV.com.

I theorize that life is not powered by Edison....and the fact that part was SBC related.

I theorize that Steel joins every Sponge site possible because he is plotting a massive spam attack.

I theorize that these theories need to be more elaborate and filled with antilogic.

I theorize that Elastic's ideology is incorrect.

I theorize that Clappy is conspiring against The Truth

I theorize that OMJ is afraid of spiders and ladders.

I theorize that William Leonard is not his real name.

I theorize that Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick is only Mr. Dr. Patrick.

I theorize that Amanda is Amanda Bynes.

I theorize that tvguy is Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man

I theorize that Steel is Superdude