Robot Trout

Episode 12: Mermaduke Heroe: Brave and teh Balls
MermaidMan is walking when he finds his heroe friend Blue Arrow, who isn't the Blue Beatle or Green Arrow at all . They talk.

MermaidMan: Working hard, Blue Arrow?

Blue Arrow: More like hardly working!

Then they see a villain, the Pot-Man! Pot-Man controls... smoke and plants They fight and he attacks and they all jump and blast with their powers and then Mrs.Magic, a heroe who controls magic, uses her magic-heroe powers to blast Pot-Man away for good! They all went out to eat, but Mrs.Magic accidentally blows away her food .
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Adventures in Coralwood is going on. Spongeyboober and Mr.Krabs are in coralwood, and Spongebob got a kiss from a girl named Nikk, but it didn't mean anything.

Nikk: Sponge, that kiss didn't mean a thing!

Sponge: I loved it too! When will we get married?

Nikk: Spongebob, I don't like you like that!

Spongebob: You're pretty sexy too! How about we get hitched, then hit up my pineapple back home, eh?

Nikk: What? Spongebob, I like someone ELSE...

Spongebob: Yeah, you're the only one for me as well! I love you so much! Let's make love!

Nikk: NO! Ok, I'll only love you if you give me gifts!

Spongebob: I can give you a nice fuck, if that's what you want?

Nikk: NO!
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On Teh Krusteh Train, Nat, Old Man Jenkins, and Harold are sitting in a jail cell.

Harold: What are you in for?

Nat: Robbery.

Harold: Where'd you rob?

Nat: Subway! I like to eat fresh, mothafucker!

Harold:...K. What about you, gramps?

Jenkins: 'Ey sunny, I ai'nt old! You're just young. Anyway pal, it was from prostitution!

Harold: Oh, you wanted some fine piece of ass?

Jenkins: I WAS the fine piece of ass, sunny! I look sex-y in drag! Fishnet leggings and a nightgown brings ALL the young'ns around!

Nat: Um...

Harold: Uh... Anyway, i'm in here for murder.

Jenkins: Shit.

Nat: Damn. Who'd ya kill?

Harold: Some bitch. She stole my fish, so I started hunting season, bitch.

Nat: This is...Awkward.
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Fred's Road Trip! Fred is trippin on the road, when it's Valentine's Day, but he doesn't know what to give to Daisy! He's thinking.

Fred: What should I give to her? I think a ring! No. A car! No. Oh, I know!

He then steals a monkey! He gives it to Daisey. She loves it!

Daisy: I love it! How'd you get it?

Fred: Oh, well...Uh...

Will Ferrel then finds him. :O

Will Ferrel: You stole that monkey! I'm gonna arrest you!

Fred: Wait!

Fred gives Will Ferrel chocolate and money, which were going to go to Daisy . Will Ferrel leaves.

Daisy: Yay! Now what?

Fred: Maybe we can have some...You know...

Daisy: What?

Fred: Party?

Daisy: What?

Fred: You know...Play "leap frog"?

Daisy: Huh?

Fred: FUCK! I MEAN FUCK! I WANT TO FUCK YOU! FUCK FUCK FUCK! SEX YOU UP! BANG YOU HARD! TAP YOUR PIECE OF FINE ASS!

Daisy: Thought this was a kids show?

Fred: FUCK THAT! I'M TIRED OF FAMILY FRIENDLY SUBSTITUTES.
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We now see Trollface Perkins.

Trollface: That was our first episode in the Tv.com era! Expect more!
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Teh end! Reviews/Comments appreciated!

I lol'd a lot. I completely forgot that jjs use to write his spin-offs that way.

That was hilarious.

that was awesome, Ex

Again, great episode Ex.

Loving the Jay and Silent Bob references. Keep it up.