OMJ's Improv-A-Ganza

Go nuts. Write out your own chatroom sketches, create wacky characters and live through them, satirize and parody pop culture and current events, anything. Improvise if need to be. Fantasy is reality. Let those creative juices flow.

Cool, I will participate

I will as well!

Character 1, Kurt Butthurt

"God, I'm so sad."

Like what tvguy had going with his character profile there so imma expandnon that. Feel free to post your own character profiles. It'll match the chatroom theme going on here.

Username: Q-Tips
Join Date: June 15
Mood: Gangsta
Background: Wannabe gangsta rapper who wants to hit mainstream. Constantly posts about his criminal activities and some bitch named Shaniqua.

Username: The Foose
Join Date: June 15
Mood: Chill
Background: Token black guy. Chillest guy you'll ever meet.

Username: Mean Green
Join Date: June 15
Mood: Mean
Background: Semi-Troll. Makes references to obscure things. Often talks about shows and movies most people have never heard of. Very blunt.

Username: Mellow Yellow
Join Date: June 15
Mood: Mellow
Background: Troll obsessed with pee. Not much else.

Username: Will Dye
Join Date: June 15
Mood: Suicidal
Background: Emo who brings his problems over to the chatroom. Haz problemz.

Username: Lone Wolf
Join Date: June 15
Mood: Coiled
Background: Loner with an addiction to furries.

Username: Queen Beelot
Join Date: June 15
Mood: Deprived
Background: Total diva. Cbox slut. Camwhore.


I might make more later.

Caligula
Age: 27
Occupation: Batshit crazy leader of ancient Rome.

Shi Huangdi
Age: 30
Occupation: Batshit crazy leader of ancient China.
I'll put more later.

Username: Minor9er
Age: 9
Mood: Stressed
Background: a nine year old who is ahead of his time.

Username: Paddle
Age: 69
Mood: Limited
Background: pedophile.

Oh my god, OMJ. o.o You typed all that on your iPhone...? That's what I call perseverance. xD I would've given up after the first profile.

Character: Little Jimmy
Age: Varies
Mood: Confused as to why R-Truth doesn't want to sing or dance for him anymore

Character: R-Truth
Age: 39
Occupation: Sports Entertainer
Mood: Pissed off that he never gets opportunities to win championships and thinks their is a conspiracy against him. Thus, he takes it out on all the little Jimmys by telling them off.

tvguy347 wrote:Oh my god, OMJ. o.o You typed all that on your iPhone...? That's what I call perseverance. xD I would've given up after the first profile.

Years of texting helps prepare a brother.

Username: Ching Chong
Age: 35
Occupation: Shop Owner
Background: Stereotypical asian shopowner. Speaks in another language no one understands just to spite them. Posts with slight Engrish accent.
Mood: Angry

Username: Imposter SOF
Age: Unknown
Background: Likes to know what's yer offer and banging things with me mallet.

Username: Swamp Man
Age: As old as nature itself
Occupation: Local man in the swamp
Background: A swamp-dwelling wild man. Always mentions Swamp Woman.

Character: Mistah
Age: 46 5/12
Occupation: Troll
Background: One of the most famous trolls in the history of chatboxes. Thinks Trollface is his father.