Generation Patrick

1st season
ep1: Pilot

Patrick is now alone after spongebob had to move in with his parents. So he decides to move too. He moved to aquabama, a big city right next to ukelele bottom. Once he got there, he didn't know anyone. So he decided to get a tour. That's when he met octi. The short tempered wise chracking sea otter who has a job as a tour guide. Octi decided that patrick wasn't that bad, so he became friends with him. After that, Octi showed him his favorite eatery, the gargantuant diner. That's when they met Mango. A starfish who works at the G.D. Mango offered Patrick to stay with her in her house with Octi. Patrick says yes, and is happy that the first day went well.

ep2: Mechanic Panic

Patrick tries to get a job, so he can stop leaching off of them. He tries to be a tour guide too, but that doesn't work out. Then he tries to make Computars, he actually does make one, that he calls the ..............uh, i forgot. So his computar sells pretty well, but patrick forgot one fatal flaw, the protection. And that's where Piracy comes in. Piracy is the king of the allligator tribe, that wants to take over aquabama. So he comes up with a plan, he will infest all the compys with a virus. And so that happens. Octi comes up with a plan. To infest the computars with there own virus, that has a firewall. And so they do that. And it fights off the virus and supplys every computar with a firewalls. Every one is safe

3 A fear of trains

The krusty train comes to aquabama. And Mango recommends that they go there cause she and octi are on vacation. But then, Octi says no because he doesn't want to. So octi tries to go away but mango says why not. Octi then says that he's afraid of trains. Mango and patrick laugh. And they littariley drag him to the train station. Mango says that he needs to over come his fear. Octi says ok, so he comes. When there on the train, they meet Zed. Octi tells zed his fear and Zed tells him that there are therapy classes on the train. And he should go there. So when octi enters, he sits down on the chair next to the therapist, quinn. It cuts away to mango telling patrick that she doesn't remember the krusty train having therapy classes and quinn being a therapist. Patrick tells her to just roll with it. So it cuts back to Octi and quinn. Quinn asks Octi why he's afraid of trains. Octi then replys that his father died on a train. Quinn remarks that whats done is done and you can't change that. Octi says ok, and says thank you. When they return to aquabama, Octi says what ends well is awesome, and then says that he's not afraid of trains any more. But then, Mango says good and that she booked them to go on a vacation to go on the krusty cruise next summer. Octi then runs away screaming. THE END

ep4: Patrick and Melv. Plus 12!

When Melv, Mango's cusin comes to aquabama. And he brings his kids too. Mango tells patrick and Melv that she's going on a date with octi. So when they leave, it's about 7:00. Patrick says he knows nothing about taking care of kids, so he says we should just put them to bed. Melv says no, cause they didn't eat dinner yet. Melv says to patrick to fix them up something. Patrick says what do they usually eat. Melv says Mac and cheese. Patrick fixes the mac and cheese and gives it to the kids. The kids don't like it, so patrick says to melv u should make it, and ill go to work. Once he gets back, it's 11:00. And melv askes were he was. Patrick just answers, um.... work. Melv then says Are you cheating on me?! Patrick shrugs and says no! Then perch perkins, the news reporter, comes in and says "This would be perfect for a reality show!" Then he tells patrick to sign here to make money off of there kids. Patrick signs yes, And perch perkins takes the kids but not melv and him. Patrick says why. Perch then asnwers "we will get celebrities to play as you. When patrick tellls Melv, he goes crazy and runs away. When Mango and octi come home, They ask where melv is, and patrick says " let's just say he ran away screaming". THE END

Yes, that was paroding jon and kate plus eight.

ep5 Cliff Hangers

Mango wakes up, on a cliff, looking out at aquabama, she doesn't know how she got there,. She goes back to aquabama, Just to find out it's deserted. She lookes out a bit, and she finds a clue, lyrics to a happy birthday bash song. She looks some more and finds a nother place with a clue, in thier house, she finds un blown baloons. Very strange things are going on. Then, she finds one more thing that just raps it up, in the tour guide gift store, she finds streamers. And she finds the conclusion that raps it up. what happens is

ep5: April fools.

patrick says: wow, this is awesome!!!!! a episode thats awesome!!!! wow!!!! thats! awesome!!!!

Please review, this is some of my great work!

(this is a joke!!!! dont think of it other wise)

ep7: I know what Mango did last night

That everybody went to some one's party. That explains the streamers and unblown ballons. But whos, and why wasn't Mango invited? She goes out of town to the closest pace, final verdict park. When she got there, she went to kid's kingdom. There she found Octi and everyone. She asked why she wasn't envited. It turns out that Mango went over to octi and slapped him on his date. So he wandered why. And then he went to the conclusion to throw a party honering the summer vacation. And octi wouldn't invite her. Octi says sorry and hugs her. And teaches the very inportant message: Being mean is being stupid, ull make more enimese then friends.

ep8: no more paradise

Perce comes to aquabama and meets everybody. but then suddenly, inhumaine pops up to pierce and wraps him up in a bag and takes him to his castle. He brain washes him to be a servant of him. so pierce goes out to town to capture the town. he meets fred and fred says hi. then suddenly, pierce takes freds leg and snaps it in half. fred then yells "my leg!". Then when patrick finds out, he tells mango. mango says they'll go to the bunker. so they do. pierce goes to the tour guide servace and tries to kill octi.octi then runs away. he gets' into the tour bus and runs over pierce. then pierce gets to octi and pins him down. octi the says his prayers and closes his eyes. But then suddenly, patrick comes with a anti brain ashing machine, because mango figured it out. so they brainwash pierce again and hes good. then they all go to inhumaine and the kick him into his castle. THE END

ep9: Octi's Hokey Super holiday internetinvite tacular!

Octi realises that the forth of July is coming up and he decides to make a party for it. So he tries to go out but realises that the streets are closed because of the fireworks. So he decided to make E-vites for everybody. He gets emailed back saying they'll go. So they do. At night, Octi, getting ready for the party, brings his camera to film the party( the episode then is shot using the camera) so he can have memories.When they all get there,they all are bored, becas someone took the fireworks! Octi, patrick, and Mango try to look for them. But then, Mango sees a firework shoot down the to Fred's leg. It hits it, then Fred shouts out MY LEG! It turns out that Piracy is behind this!(the villain from Mechanic panic). And hes got friends. Inhumaine then pops up, and does a laugh that made Melv traumatized and he fell down into the sewars, when a allagator then popped up and ate him. Octi then realises him and he tells patrick. Patrick says they have to go to the bunker again. Then mango yells, "No! this time it ends". And she grabbed inhumaine and threw him into a mirror store. Then she grabbed him again and threw him into piracy, and they landed back in there castle. Then patrick grabbed the fireworks and shot them into the air.

ep10: High school calamity

Melv gets the news that he failed college and has to go back to highschool.. When he goes, he sees the girl he had a one night stand with, Franny Richards. Franny sees him, and literally bursts out with anger. Melv sat at the back. But then Peyton Wolff was sitting right next to him. Peyton called im retarded. Melv doesn't comment. Mr Squarepants sees this and gives them both detintion. At the end of class, Peyton comes up to Melv and punches him. Melv punches back, and it becomes a big rumble. Franny then comes and jump in and yells, "IM GONNA RIP UR EYES OUT AND USE THEM AS ICESCREAM!" When Mr squarepants sees this, he sends them to detintion right now. And lets the rest off the class go free. While Peyton and Melv are sitting in detinshion, Peyton grabs Melv, but then Amy Harrison comes in and tells them to stop. She doesn't want trouble. Peyton then comments why she cares. Then she says "I'm the hall monitar!" But the a voice from the back replys "Was," Franny bit Amys head off and went up to Melv. Peyton then runs toward melv and Melv sticks his foot out and trips him into franny and they both end up flying out the window into the spike factory next door. Mr squarepants then comes back in and sees Melv. He says wheres peyton. Melv then says he acsidently killed him. Mr squarepants then falls down starteled. Melv then runs back to his house THE END. But then the screen shows Fred with his legs cut off. Then he shouts MY LEGS? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN!

NEW! Saturaited Fat

Mango gets addicted to the new brand of cookies called "chunkcalunkacookies". Mango keeps eating them until she turnes really fat. When octi and patrick see this. She keeps on eating even when patrick says she should stop. Mango keeps yelling at them that she could stop anytime she wants. Then they reply stop right now. And she keeps saying "one more bite!" To the point that patrick brings her to a intervention. Mango sees other fat people and they all confess the same thing "I goaddicted to chunkalunkacookies". So the adviser, Mr coralfisher, brings them all to a gym to exercise. Mango's first task is to walk on the tredmill. Mango does well atfirst but then cranks it up to 100. She rushes and rushes until he stomach fall on fred's leg. Fred then shouts MY LEG! Mango then tries to lift weights. But that doesn't end pretty. Patrick then comes to a conclusian that she should just run across town. Which was never sucsefully done by anyone. When mango sets off, Patrick brings his sterio and cranks up gonna fly now (copyright). Mango actually does it! She then goes to the bathroom, and comes out skinny again! Then the kingofcity hangs a plaque to remember mango, as she has ran, the impossible
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NEW! Effecting the world.

The episode starts at piracy's castle and shows him playing world of warcraft. He is a lvl 59 death night. And he has all the expanshions. He hatches a plan to capture the city. He tells inhumaine to mind control everybody to think there in world of warcraft. And it works. Aquabama turns into gold shire and has everyone dueling adn trying to lvl up. Patricks a Dwarf, octis a twink, and mangos a girl night elf. Piracy then goes to the city and takes everyone to put them in the prison of DEATH! They capture everyone, exept Mango, Octi, Fred and of course, Patrick. (Freds a druid night elf.) They go to the obstacle course blocking the castle. Octi then comments on how Fred gonna hurt his leg this time, and Fred gets mad. Oci then runs to the course but quickly hurts his leg from the first obstical, the swinging hammer. The rest of them do the course pretty quickly, but mango and fred go to the grave yard. So it's up to patrick to defeat Piracy! Patrick challenges piracy to a duel and it begins, patrick get beat pretty badly, but then gets the ultimate sword from melv, who goes to the graveyard wihle giving it to him. That sword is the sword of a million truths (Don't kno the actual name, but has something to do with ice) and Patrick beats him! Patrick threatens inhumaine to stop the madness or he'll send him to the graveyard, so he does. The next day nobody remembers what happens, and everything turns back to normal. THE END

Generation Patrick!
NEW! Top of the top. (or something like that....)
Froader needs a vacation.
After working all night, getting made fun of by Patrick and octi, Froader decides to go to "Bikini Top" which he can get some sleep.
Bryon come up and punches him.
which is weird, because Bryon normally isn't mean.
Froader walked up to his hotel, and unpacks, and crap, and then it happens. He sees zoe. Froader asks her if she wants to kiss him, or go on a date, but Zoe runs away.
Froader tries to catch up with her, but Bryon trips him. Froader notices A furball named Fluzzbuzz who is Inhumaine's child. Inhumaine is trying to teach Fluzzbuzz about evil, but all Fluzzbuzz wants to do is ask about where his mommy is, but Inhumaine doesn't answer. Zoe get's her boyfriend, and he attacks Froader, and Bryon attacks him too. Froader then pulls gasoline and pores it around him and lights it on fire.He then gets out a giant hand and destroys the braincontrol and throws them back into thier castle. He then explains that he didn't know that she was engaged. He then goes back to his hotel and get's some well needed rest and relaxation.
THE END.

Man. that episode sucked. I'm sorry I disgraced your show, retro mungler.

Golly gee, Misters. It seems that I should up date this.
Generation Patrick!
NEW! THIS IS AN EPISODE!
When Patrick subsequently complains to the local TV station (Coral Time TV) that the tv shows on there suck, he decides to make his own family comedy show. Named Funny. And the Executives say yes to the show. Patrick then runs auditions.
AUDITIONS
Octi, Froader, Roller, FluzzBuzz, Snicketz, and RetroMungler Go to audition.
Octi gets in
Froder gets in
FluzzBuzz explodes
Snicketz get's in but realizes that the scrip sucks, and he goes off to make his own show.
Retro Mungler wants something dramatic and decides to make his own show.
Roller get's in.
While setting up the living room for the show, they realise they don't have a couch, but they have no money, cause they spent all there money on getting there show on Vixen (You get a cookie if you get the reference!) they go to the junk yard, Which is subsequiently next to the sea and find a couch floating on the water. They bring it back to the studio and they start production.
Something rises out of the couch.
End



Generation Patrick is back with a trilogy of episodes. If it's crap, forgive me cause I'm a little rusty. Since this is new, please review, I would love critique and if I should keep doing this shit. rated TV-13

Season 2 of genaration patrick!!!!!!

NEW! Ice ice baby!

Mango gets a letter from her cusin out in antartic waters about them visiting and that she can bring friends. Mango thinks this is great cause she has never seen her eskimo cusin. So she invites Patrick And octi. So they set off. When they arrive, it's frezing cold and no heat whatsoever. Mango's cusin, banana peel, is a girl, and adapted to the cold. Mango does everything to break the cold. But it all gets frozen. So mango begs for them to leave, and right when they were leaving, itco and Rick came out. There the exact same speices as Octi and Patrick but have diffrent personallitys. Itco is a caring soul that's very lucky, and Rick is very smart. A big rivalry bursts out between the two gangs. So they decide to make a big obstacal course for them to perform in. The one who wins will get the other players money.And the refarees name is ted, and his arm always gets hurt. So right in the middle of the countdown to the start, Itco and Octi run and trample on Ted's leg. Ted then shouts out MY ARM! The winner is Mango and her gang. And right when they were supposed to pay, they pushed them to the train and the train went away. Mango and the gang are bacvk home. yay! THE END


Genaration Patrick!

NEW!And so the madness begins.

Patrick, after watching chick flick with Octi, they try to get girlfriends. They go to bar to pick up some girls. Octi tried to flirt with a sea turtle named peech. She was really pretty, but ttalked reeeeeaaaalllllllyyyy slooooow. And overall moved and acted slow. Patrick said all the girls were out of his leuge. So he decided to leave early. Octi stayed at the bar. When Patrick got home, he just sat on the couch and dozed off.MeanWhile, Mango is having problems with Patrick. She is kinda liking Patrick, but he is out of here leugue. She is very confused. Meanwhile, Octi is having a stalker problem with peech. They all try to solve their problems. Mango tries talking to a conselar. The counselar tells her to try and go on a date with him, and they both like eachother! So they start dating! Peech stalking Octi like crazy, so Octi tries to get her to stalk someone else. He gets Fred, and she really likes him! And that night, the gang in the living room watching two and a half squids,herd a scream MY LEG!!!!Everything is good. THE END!


Genaration Patrick!

NEW! Octi's eleventy seventh

Octi gets obsessed with the new "harry plankton" thing thats going on, so he goes on ebay to get the speichial edition wand that harry plankton uses in the movie. But unfortunatly, he spent all of the money they had on it. (He bought it while Mango and Patrick were on a date.). So he had to get the money back without letting Mango and Patrick know. So he goes to tycoon corner, the place with all the debt tycoons are. So when he got there, he met luigi. Luigi was a great tycoon who offered Octi 1,00000 dollers to pay it off. Luckily for Octi, thats just as much as he needed. So he took the money and got away. And so he payed everything and got home. Patrick and Mango just arrived home. All was good. but then, one week later, Octi got a letter from luigi(whose a swordfish) to pay his debt. Octi just fell down in shock. Mango grabbed the letter and read it. She was furious. She kicked Octi out of the house to pay the debts. So he went up to luigi ans told him that he didn't have the money. So he had to work for him at his sport shop. The next day, when he was meusuring Fred's foot, Patrick came in and told Octi to come here. Unluckily for Fred, the meusurer snapped on his leg. So he yelled MY LEG! Patrick told Octi a way that he can get the moneh back! Patrick told him to get into a safe and break it open and steal the money! So they decide the riches person they know, Melv. So they got the aqutment and got into the safe! They took all the money, but unfortunatly, they got caught by Melv. Melv kicked them out and when Luigi came, he got Octi back to the sport shop. But he couldn't get enugh money to pay them off. So Mango offered the wand that Octi bought, and he took it. Octi came home wondering where the wand was,and Patrick told him the story. Octi then was sad, and then bursted out crying. THE END

Generation Patrick
The Best Generation Of All

Patrick woke up. He saw Octi and... Mango!? Patrick thought Mango was gone forever, but she said she had no idea what he was talking about. Patrick decided to roll with it. He went outside and, he saw Melv with his 12 children. "How did you get your children back?!" asked Patrick.

Melv answered "Beat all of them up. I'm the coolest."

They went to eat at the Gargantuant Dinner. Nothing bad was happening for some reason. The Two Eels (From Welcome To AquaBama) were there too. "Why are you here?!" Patrick asked.

"We love the calm peacefulness here," they replied.

"Well that's, nice." said Patrick.

He invited everybody back to Mango's house for a "Misadventures Of Patrick Star" marathon. Patrick hopped on the computer because he got an email from someone. He opened it, and it was the virus that Piracy made to take over the computers!!! The computer blows up and the door bell rings. Octi answeres the door and The Krusty Train "With Quinn and Zed" there too.

"Hey, don't you have a fear of trains?" said Mango.

Octi started running at full speed with the train speeding behind him with Zed and Quinn shouting "DEATH TO THE INNOCENT! MWA HA HA HA HA!" They noticed something was wrong. Piracy and Inhumaine and FluzzBuzz come in and knock everyone out!

("Save You" by Matthew Perryman Jones [listen here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPO39q7o8n8 ] begins playing)

Patick wakes up hanging off a cliff. He unravels the ropes and falls all the way down into Fal-Mart and Mango and Octi where there too.

"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!" yelled Patrick.

"Shhhhhh!" whispered Octi.

"Be quiet," said Mango.

Then they ran to the exit and Mango stopped and picked up a box of ChunkaLunka Cookies. They ran to the door, but guess who was blocking it? That's right, Froader! Froader was diffrent because now he was dark and had Peach, (who was dark too) on his head. Froader and Peach were crushed by the Daddy Long Legs that was attacking. The gang ran to the river and hopped on a couch.

Octi then said "Oh Damn," and Quintoplet jumped out of the couch to the Daddy Long Legs and cut off two of his legs. The Daddy Long Legs threw Quintoplet into the spike factory.

("Save You" ends)

Quintoplet's last words were, "I love you big sister."

Proceed to cry.

They hopped off the couch and went into the Aquabama Amusement Park. They ran into Connifer and Roller who then were squashed and killed by the giant spider. They kept running and then Patrick tripped and was almost killed by the spider, but then Retro Mungler (YAY!) ran in front of him and sacrificed himself for him.

Proceed to cry.

Octi gets sad and sings a lullaby song to the spider to buy more time.

Lyrics for "The Song of Doom"--

Hippie 1: We believe in a place... that is so totally rad

Hippie 2: The government isn't there, so it isn't sad.

Hippie 1: You should join us, bookmark us, what ever yah do

Hippie 2: Just remember, we're doin' this for you!

Hippie 1: Pur gang, is a lot of fun, right Hippie Number 2?

Hippie 2: 'Tis true, Hippy Number 1.

Octi: I think I get it, I kinda do! We're all cool guys takin' down the goverment for you!

All: Of you want a thrill... if you need a chill pill, just join our gang, and we'll show you who really runs Hollywood!!

Then they jump in a Boat Kart and drive away with the spider.

They see Piracy drive up next to them.

"Why are you doing this to us?!" yelled Patrick.

Piracy then answered, "Why would you care? You're not from this world."

Not from this world.
Not from this.........

("Speeding Cars" by Imogen Heap [listen here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3R0RHNHaU4 ] plays in Generation Patrick's final moments)

Then Patrick woke up. He was in a hospital with a doctor looking at him.

"So, you finally woke up from your coma."

"My WHA?!" Patrick exclaimed.

"Remember when you knocked your head next to the brain coral?"

"Yeah, but, but..."

"You went into a coma."

"THEN WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?!"

"He killed himself."

"So, I caused SpongeBob's death?"

"Yep."

After that, Patrick hung himself.

Right next to him was a card that was written by SpongeBob that said:
"Patrick, I might have killed myself, but, please don't kill yourself. Please."

END

WRITTEN BY DRAGIIIN

EDITING AND MUSIC BY THAT70SGUY92
Please Review!

Generation Patrick
The Best Generation Of All

Patrick woke up. He saw Octi and... Mango!? Patrick thought Mango was gone forever, but she said she had no idea what he was talking about. Patrick decided to roll with it. He went outside and, he saw Melv with his 12 children. "How did you get your children back?!" asked Patrick.

Melv answered "Beat all of them up. I'm the coolest."

They went to eat at the Gargantuant Dinner. Nothing bad was happening for some reason. The Two Eels (From Welcome To AquaBama) were there too. "Why are you here?!" Patrick asked.

"We love the calm peacefulness here," they replied.

"Well that's, nice." said Patrick.

He invited everybody back to Mango's house for a "Misadventures Of Patrick Star" marathon. Patrick hopped on the computer because he got an email from someone. He opened it, and it was the virus that Piracy made to take over the computers!!! The computer blows up and the door bell rings. Octi answeres the door and The Krusty Train "With Quinn and Zed" there too.

"Hey, don't you have a fear of trains?" said Mango.

Octi started running at full speed with the train speeding behind him with Zed and Quinn shouting "DEATH TO THE INNOCENT! MWA HA HA HA HA!" They noticed something was wrong. Piracy and Inhumaine and FluzzBuzz come in and knock everyone out!

("Save You" by Matthew Perryman Jones [listen here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPO39q7o8n8 ] begins playing)

Patick wakes up hanging off a cliff. He unravels the ropes and falls all the way down into Fal-Mart and Mango and Octi where there too.

"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!" yelled Patrick.

"Shhhhhh!" whispered Octi.

"Be quiet," said Mango.

Then they ran to the exit and Mango stopped and picked up a box of ChunkaLunka Cookies. They ran to the door, but guess who was blocking it? That's right, Froader! Froader was diffrent because now he was dark and had Peach, (who was dark too) on his head. Froader and Peach were crushed by the Daddy Long Legs that was attacking. The gang ran to the river and hopped on a couch.

Octi then said "Oh Damn," and Quintoplet jumped out of the couch to the Daddy Long Legs and cut off two of his legs. The Daddy Long Legs threw Quintoplet into the spike factory.

("Save You" ends)

Quintoplet's last words were, "I love you big sister."

Proceed to cry.

They hopped off the couch and went into the Aquabama Amusement Park. They ran into Connifer and Roller who then were squashed and killed by the giant spider. They kept running and then Patrick tripped and was almost killed by the spider, but then Retro Mungler (YAY!) ran in front of him and sacrificed himself for him.

Proceed to cry.

Octi gets sad and sings a lullaby song to the spider to buy more time.

Lyrics for "The Song of Doom"--

Hippie 1: We believe in a place... that is so totally rad

Hippie 2: The government isn't there, so it isn't sad.

Hippie 1: You should join us, bookmark us, what ever yah do

Hippie 2: Just remember, we're doin' this for you!

Hippie 1: Pur gang, is a lot of fun, right Hippie Number 2?

Hippie 2: 'Tis true, Hippy Number 1.

Octi: I think I get it, I kinda do! We're all cool guys takin' down the goverment for you!

All: Of you want a thrill... if you need a chill pill, just join our gang, and we'll show you who really runs Hollywood!!

Then they jump in a Boat Kart and drive away with the spider.

They see Piracy drive up next to them.

"Why are you doing this to us?!" yelled Patrick.

Piracy then answered, "Why would you care? You're not from this world."

Not from this world.
Not from this.........

("Speeding Cars" by Imogen Heap [listen here- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3R0RHNHaU4 ] plays in Generation Patrick's final moments)

Then Patrick woke up. He was in a hospital with a doctor looking at him.

"So, you finally woke up from your coma."

"My WHA?!" Patrick exclaimed.

"Remember when you knocked your head next to the brain coral?"

"Yeah, but, but..."

"You went into a coma."

"THEN WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?!"

"He killed himself."

"So, I caused SpongeBob's death?"

"Yep."

After that, Patrick hung himself.

Right next to him was a card that was written by SpongeBob that said:
"Patrick, I might have killed myself, but, please don't kill yourself. Please."

END

WRITTEN BY DRAGIIIN

EDITING AND MUSIC BY THAT70SGUY92
Please Review!
1 year in the making.

Rest of season 2 that I forgot to post.
Genaration Patrick
NEW! Sofageist

Once, in the magical time of 1976, in a little town called gastibizx city, there was a girl named Mango. Mango had a little brother named Quintoplet. Mango was just 16. Quintoplet, annoyed Mango's friends. So they threatened her not to be her friend. So she told Quintoplet that she would not be his friend. So he was sad. Mango then captured him, and put them trapped them in the same couch that their parents died in. And he pushed him out to sea. 17 Years later, Mango is looking for a new couch since Patrick sold thiers for bubble wrap. So when they were at a coach place, Mango found the best coach. A coach that reminded her of her coach, the coach that here parents died in. So she bought it. That night, Octi wanted to pull out the coach. So he was in the prosess of doing it, but then Mango noticed the coach was way to similer to her coach Mango tried to stop Octi, but it was to late. What came out was a monstrous monster, only known as, Mango's brother. Holding a sword made out of coach leather. Mango took both Octi and Patrick to the bunker, there, she explained the whole story. Patrick stated: "Gee, I didn't know you belonged in a mental asylum!" after that,Octi confronts Quintoplet. He says to calm down. Then quintoplet throws his blade at him, it missed and went out the window. Then, at Fred's house, the blade gets into Fred's leg. Fred then just sits there reading the paper. Then he says "Well, what did you ecspect to happen!". Then mango comes and trappes Quintoplet backin the coach.then threw it out to sea. Then they decided to sleep back in the bunker. THE END

NEW FREAKIN GENARATION PATRICK EPISODES WEEK! LOL LOL LOL!

Day 1: Sofageist

Day 2: Overture

This epuisode satrts out eel named Connifer. Connifer is a typical surfer dude. He's friends with Roller. (You get a cookie if you get that joke). One day, they went to the amusement park that just opened up in town. It's called the WWNIYIAWDWWWIG. They go on the ULTIMATE roller coaster. When they get on, Roller noticed something. The guard to the roller coaster looked a lot like inhumaine. (They watch the news) so when the roller coaster got up to the very top, Connifer noticed they were over a pit of lava, and then they saw Piracy in a helicopter! Piracy wasn't pleased that this was Connifer and Roller were there and not Patrick, Octi, And Mango. So he still decided to kill them anyway. He told inhumaine to PULL THE SWITCH! And right at that moment, Connifer called Sam and Vorra. They said they'll be right on it. Vorra told Sam she will be right there, and That he should leave. Sam asked why, And Vorra told him to touchen up. Sam then yelled at Vorra telling her "WERE GOING ON A SECRET MISSION! NOT TO THE FREAKN BEUTY PARLOR! So Sam had to drag Vorra out. When they got there, it turned out the squid squad all ready got there. Sam yelled at Vorra for not beeing fast enough. A whole arguement brewed.But unfortunatley, Fred got on the roller coaster, and landed on his head. He screamed "MY HEAD!' And Sam came and slammed his leg on the ground. They all smile as the episode ends. THE END

Genaration Patrick!

NEW! Worse then Deaf

Patrick goes to bounce house and jumps WAAAAAAYYYY to high, and shoot the air out of it. The sound makes him go deaf. So then, he tries to live his life deaf. It's extremely hard. And worse is, Mango got tickets to see THE FUNNIEST COMIDIEAN EVER! Mango brings a long patrick as a date. When they're there, it is a nightmare for Patrick, while it's a wonderful experiance for Mango. The comidean named "Retro mungler :p" Askes Patrick to come up to the stage with him. Patrick doesn't reply. So that makes Retro Mungler mad. So he starts having a tantrume, and that spreads all over the news. And Retro Mungler's career is over. One day, with Patrick still being deaf, Retro Mungler captures Mango! And sends a randsom letter to Patrick! So Patrick goes down to the bad part of Aquabama, in "the dark alley". Retro mungler starts talkin smack, but Patrick doesn't hear him. That makes him even more mad, so he charges at Patrick! But luckily, Patrick spots a penny! He kneels down, which trips The guy into the jail! how conveiniant. Patrick then goes to a doctor to heal his deafness. And he does. THE END.

Genaration Patrick.

Flower-Pot Party Hippies.

Octi thinks that the polution really sucks. So he thinks of making a sochial group against it. He called it " Pollutian stinks and you know it". So a bunch of Hippies sign up, and seduce Octi into turning into a hippie. And the hippies plan to attack the goverment of Aquabama. Octi doesn't buy into this, so he refuses. But then, the Hippies sing the song of doom!. Which makes Octi turn into a hippie. Meanwhile, Patrick wants Mango to have a party. And Mango agrees. They start posting flyers and everything. And at the ngiht of the party, it's awesome! Octi tells the hippies tat they can go to mango's party to get more peeps to get to join there gang. When they get there, they start singing, but everyone hates them. They're booed right off the party. Mangoasks whats going on, and Octi says he joined the hippies. Mango talked him out of it, and everything goes back to normal.

please, don't go hard on me. Im really tired.

Lyrics for "the song of doom"

Hippie 1: We beleave in a place,that is so tottally rad

hippie 2: the goverment isn't there, so it isn't sad.

hippie 1: You should join us, bookmark us, what ever yah do

hippie 2: just remember, were doin this for you.

hippie 1: our gang, is a lot of fun, right hippie number 2

hippie 2: tis true hippy number 1.

Octi: I think i get it, i kinda do! were all cool guys takin down the goverment for you!

all: if you want a thrill, if you need a chill pill, just join our gang, and will show you who really runs hollywood

Genaration Patrick!

Lark on my Boat kart

Patrick, Mango, and Octi go to a movie while driving. Pactrick comments on how he never sees Mango drive. It turns out Mango never got her drivers license. So They telll Mango to learn how to drive, then come back. Then Patrick goes to watch the news.(Totally defeating the purpos of the movies). it says that Fred is trapped underground. Patrick is worried about his friend, so he gets his shovel and goes to do it! Meanwhile, Mango takes her driving test, and aces the oral one. Now the main test. Mango starts out slow but goes smoothly. When the instuster tells her to do parallel parking, she goes the uturn. She acsidently pushes the brake, whitch screws the whole thing up. and breaks the car. And since they only have one car, the driving instructer told her that she had to replace it. Mango wondered how, and saw a flyer for "Kidz cool go cartz" and she signed up. Meanwhile, Patrick dug about fifteen foot into the ground. He still couldn't find anything. T5hen Octi came up with a giant digger. And drilled into the ground so far,he hit Fred's leg. Fred gets up and thanks Patrick and runs away. Mango drives in the race pretty well, but then see that the finish turn requares a u-turn. She carefully u-turns, as all the other players trip up, crash, or cry. And she does it!!!!!They go to see the movie, but findes out it sucked.

This next episode some of you will probabley not remember, and will wonder wat the heck it's about. Birdette and Illusians.
Now a very spiechial episode of Genaration Patrick.

A war of opinuns.

Octi comes a cross a Seza turlte named allusians. Octi sees that he seems nice and asks him that did he see the new episodes of " A Twisted Storybook". Allusians then answered "The new episodes were all bad. Except for Plan nine from kingdom come, whtich was ok." Octi was kinda wierded out, then he told Octi to explain why he liked he liked the episodes. When Octi explained, and asked him, Allusians went away. Then he met an under water Bird who had a Super mario bros 2 shirt on. She said the exact same thing. And went away. When Octi went home, he told Patrick, and he teamed up with Octi, and they told more people. And they had a group, and then they confronted Allusians and BIds. They faced them down in an ATS fan club meeting. Then many things flinged and flinged, at one point, Octi said "Well your favorite gaming character is a transvestite! (In the manuel for super mario brothers 2, it said that birdo was really a boy.) and then Mango came to interruppt. Mango asked them what was going on, and they told her. Mango was suprised and said "You're all argueing over opinuins, but let's put this in reality, We live in America! In america, were fat **** that don't care about opinuins. Please!" At that moment, Octi stood up and said "She's right." THE END

Genaration Patrick

NEW! I love you all.

It's valentine's day in Aquabama! Patrick and Octi are looking for a gift for Mango, but get stopped by someone. It's Fred! They ask him what he's doing and why his leg isn't hurt, and fred replies "I'm looking for a gift for Daisy!" Well, are you a ladys man? Patrick asked. Fred answered "Yes, I'm married to Daisy!" Octi then gets sad and goes to aquatic topic to get some dark cloths. Patrick followed Fred to "The looove boat" a shop that sells things on Valentine's day. Meanwhile, Octi is taking a stroll looking at some of the tea shirts they have. He sees one of a celebrity called Ted. He just lookes at it, then turns away. Then finds some perfect shirts, but a robot comes in. The robot takes and inialates the shirt. He then attacks Octi. and goes away.At the love boat, Octi and Fred find perfect gifts, but the robot came and shot their stuff. Fred kicks the robot, but he bounces back and rolls down the escalator. Patrick takes the robot and picks him up, but then the robot goes on inferno mode, and blastes everything. He throws it to Octi and he places it in the Ted merchindias. He then says for Patrick and Fred to go home, cause he wants some alone time. Patrick invites Daisy and Fred to his house, but then, a helicopter comes through the ceiling and takes Daisy. Fred then runs and grabs on to the helicopter, and he punches the robot out of the helicopter. He grabs Daisy, and jumps out the plane. Patrick puts a bed for them to land on, unluckily for Fred, he landed on side he then he screams "MY TAIL BONE!" Something explodes, and they all laugh. THE END.

Genration Patrick

NEW! Star city makes children cry(1)

Crime increses in star city until it's pretty much a rat hole and everyone moves out.So, when Froader, Patrick, and Octi just slack off. Laughing at the people's expence. Then, a giant comet comes down from the Comet Cing (He's the main villian of this crossover trilogy) he sends a giant star filled with dark matter, and it hits everyone in the gang, and gives them darkmatter powers. Octi immeaditly tries to steal something, but gets tooken by patrick to star city to save the town. After a battle between a gang, they get famus. And then jasmine was looking in her bunker in star city. She got mad and attacked Froater, and held him hostage. Patrck and Octi almost didn't care, but then she stole Octi's priceless Harry Plankton Wand. They quickley rush to the scene. Patrick punches Jasmine(or her codename:the coo' girl) into a bunch of cardboard boxes. They take the wand but not Froader. Froader is sleeping(of course) and he came up and destroyed Jasmine's lair. Then something exploaded, and the all laughed. THE END