A short Spongebob FF that I wrote

This is just a short Spongebob fanfic I wrote myself. I hope they're not OOC, (since this is a first attempt), but I still hope you enjoy reading this.

One bright morning in Bikini Bottom, Squidward rolled out of his house riding on a bike. He had a safety helmet on so his head wouldn’t get injured if he fell off.

“Ahhhh… nothing beats like a wonderful morning riding on a bike. I think I’ll take a stroll pass through the park,” Squidward suggested to himself.

He started to paddle pass by Spongebob’s house. Spongebob opened his front door and notices Squidward, but he didn’t pay any attention to him.

“Hi Squidward!” Spongebob called out.

Squidward screeched to a stop and groaned. “…And this day just got worse…” he muttered, not amused.

Spongebob skitted over to him. The yellow sponge had his uniform hat on for work. “Hey, pal!”

Squidward gritted through his teeth. “Spongebob… I am NOT your ‘pal’! What do you want? Can’t you see I’m trying to enjoy my day off from work today?”

“Day off? You never have-”

Squidward quickly covered his mouth. “Shut up, you drillbit! I’m calling in sick!”

Spongebob seems confused. “But Squidward, you don’t look sick… or sound like you’re sick,” he observed. “Are you lying?” he asked with a sneaky grin.

“No I’m not,” the squid answered.

“But it looks so obvious-”

“Okay, okay! Fine, you caught me. I’m not sick. But you have GOT to promise not to tell Mr. Krabs. If he sees that I don’t come to work today, he’s gonna freak.”

Spongebob thought for a moment. "Hmmm... for the record, why would you want to miss work today?"

Squidward sighed. "For my entire life, I have worked in a greasy restaurant. I can't take the smells, the sight of the customers enjoying that heart-attack on a bun you call 'food', and the point that Plankton comes in there trying to steal that stupid Krabby Patty formula EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's just disgusting... He keeps interrupting my naps and etcetera! I just need some 'me' time! Spending time alone... with myself!"

Spongebob looked at him. "All right, well. You look like you're telling the truth. I suppose I could let it slide..."

Squidward grinned. "Thank you so much, Spongebob! If you ever tell Mr. Krabs about this, you'll SO regret it." he said with a serious face.

He paddled away, leaving Spongebob standing there.

"Eh, he's gonna get caught anyway." Spongebob said in a bored tone.

Not bad, not bad. Some spurts of OOC-ness (never known SpongeBob to sneer before), but overall good.

Not too bad, but like Wumbo stated there were a couple moments that were pretty out of character

Thank you so much, guys. I appreciate the comments.

I'll make some changes (as to what Wumbology referred to) to make Spongebob more in-character.

Also, reviews appreciated, but they won't be necessary. :3