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Tagline: "Hey kids, try this at home!

Space ship Pilot 20X6

A giant ship called the starmen 20X6, Quacky Quackster walks up, the commander of the battlestation part of the ship. This ship is all underwater and is almost like a country. The humans at earth decided when they had enemys, they'll send up the sea creatures to fight. Spongetarz was one of them. His name kept changing over national security. And his best friend, Patrock, who cheated to get here. Spandy has always been intrested in Spongetarzez, and she worked the mechanicle part of the thing. Now, the ship had all kinds of parts and city that are main character, Quacky, has not yet explored. Quacky, spongetars, Patrock, and Spandy all live in Megabottom. Megabottom is a nice matropilis. Out of the ship, we see giant snake monsters.Thease are aliens called Fladdorruns. And they have been wanting to kill the starmen 20X6 forever. They were thinking of a suprise attack on the foudds. When they were done, they fired all there missiles at there primary ship. And it did absolutley nothing. They had declared war. And so they flew away.

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Tagline: Makes Grown men weep with fear

NEW! The Quack Shack

With it being green house effect season in the spaceship, it becomes really hot. Quacky, Spandy, Spongetaz, and Patrock go to the smoothie place to get something to drink. Unfrtunatley, they don't have enough money, and Quacky's loud mouth gets them kicked out "What do you mean 50 dollers for 5 shakes! That's F*** ridiculas"! So Quacky gets an idea, to make there own smoothie place. The building goes great, and they call it "The Quack Shack" but they hit a problem, the smoothies. Spandy decides for them to all make shackes. Spongetaz and Patrock team up to make a shack called "this shacke rocks". Quacky tastes it, but it's literally rocks grinded with water. Spandy makes a shacke called "El nuclear mui es grande"He almost tastes it, but the fludds attack the warship, Quacky and the crew go up to there station to find a dome only attackible by nuclear. Quacky and Spandy think about this, and Spandy said she put nuclear juice in her shacke, Quuacky took the shacke and threw it at the dome. It blew up. And they saved the ship. But then, unluckily, the police comes and takes the crew and puts them under house arrest in the piloting area. So they had to do there job for the next year. And they crush the shack with a bull dozer. "Damn it! We worked so hard on that!" Said Spandy in despair, THE END. Please review

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Tagline: I'm gonna get an F for this one.

NEW! Valentime is the worst time

Quacky's ten year old nephew named Cheerio is having a prom at his school. Everyone in the class was taking someone except for him. Quacky asked why, and Cheerio answered "Uncle, have you ever felt that you didn't like girls?". Quacky froze. Then he said "What do you mean?" Cheerio then said he was confused. He didn't see what was in girls. Quacky then leaves him to play his video games. He went to the work station, and asked his friends about Cheerio. Spandy then replied that he could send him to a camp in town. Called " Camp great mercy". When Cheerio goes there, it doesn't seem that bad. When he sees his roomates, there all bent out of shape. One's a Eel named Jameson. Jameson is really messed up, whereing close the wrong way, ect. It doesn't seem that half bad, until they go to the forein dancers club. It really bores Jameson, and that get's the consulars really mad. They take Cheerio and Jamson to the "Happy Hospital". Where the chain them up in strain jakets and put them into a room. Then, it goes to the Mayor of sea Cally (where Mega Bottom is) and he notices the camp's happy hospital and then notices the two boys in strain jackets. The Mayor then says he has to kill the two boys. The helper of the mayor then replys "But sir, you'd get one +dead puppies!". The Mayor get's mad, and punches him. so mayor sends the army to the hospital to kill them. Cheerio and Jameson try to to find a way out. Jameson just brakes the windows and they both get out. Cheerio tells Jameson to come with him to his Uncle's. When they're there, the army's already there, waiting for them. Quacky notices this, and asks what there doing here. The army replys. Then, Quacky goes ape**** and pulls open the vault into space. They all get sucked in, and the mayor does too. So Quacky then says "Everyone has a time in there life when there confused. You can take Jameson to the prom as baturlars, and you'll see how it goes from there. The episode ends with Cheerio and Jameson walking into the simulated sunset. Then it closes up on Quacky as he says "F***, this is a spongebob spinoff?"

THE END

This episode will only be shown on spinoffs for teens. It's rated TV-14. Now, I know this episode was rough around some points. And, yes, I did the 1+dead puppies thing.

Futurdrama!

Tagline- Guess what's back and worse than ever!

NEW! Little Big Planet

Quacky wakes up with SpongeTaz, Patrock, and Spandy in the cockpit. Quacky looks out the
window and sees all these planets that are miniture, while someones are big. They bump into
another corresponding spaceship. A little monster goes out of the spaceship.

"Hey, you got buisness with us?" says Bittles, the little alien.

"Oh Gawd, someone take a picture, this thing is hilarious" says Quacky.

Spandy takes the little creature and puts it under a microscope. Spandy says that this is a rare species of alien named "Minis". Spandy captures all of them and puts them into a tank. Spandy leaves for food while Patrock was still there. The Minis say that there is an evil that must be stopped. Patrock agrees to help them. The
Minis say that they identified "the evil" going to Drunken Donuts. The Minis give Patrock a
huge friggin' gun to hunt down the evil, and a jetpack, 'cause everyone's cooler with a jetpack.
Patrock goes off to hunt down Evil, while he lets the Minis out. He blasts and flies to
Drunken Donuts and shoots everyone. Everyone dies except for the evil. The evil turns out to
be Spandy (betcha didn't excpect that one). Patrock realizes what he did was stupid and then
gets transported to SuperJail! Spandy then realizes that all the Minis are gone. She then gets
super mad. Quacky says that we all learned something today, never talk to strangers. END
Bahh. It's about time that I revived this, and actually, I kinda sorta like this. But it still
sucks.

EDITED BY 70'SGUY.

FESTIVAL EPISODE

FuturDrama!

Tagline: Pull The String!

NEW! Twig's Supernatural Stand

It's the 7890th Spin-off Festival, but it's not really a Spin-Off Festival, it's more of a place to show off art and your stuffs.

What happened? After the attack from the quadrelators happened, no one had time to write spin-offs.

There were many acts, some great, some terrible. Quacky went up to one of the new acts, whose name is Twig. Twig's stand was called "Super Natural Good" where he tried to bend a spoon... WITH HIS MIND!!! Quacky thought it was stupid, so he moved on. But SpongeTaz had different ideas. He went over to Twig, and wanted to help him. Twig said okay, since he was a little shy.

SpongeTaz then said “Really now, bending spoons? It’s magnifi-awesome, but you need something more... extravagant!”

“Uh, cool. Wha…What are we gonna do?”

“Harness your power, then release it into the stand,” said SpongeTaz.

Twig began to say, “But I paid good money for tha-“ but SpongeTaz interrupted Twig, “Do eeeeeeeeeeet!!”

He harnessed his power and shot at the stand. It blew up. Cha Pow. Twig agreed that SpongeTaz can work with him.

Back at the control center, SpongeTaz tells everyone about Twig. Quacky get suspicious. When their shift is over, Quacky heads over to Twig’s house. He sneaks in the front door and goes down the stairs. When he opens the door to the basement, guns come out of nowhere and surround Quacky! Twig is seen in front of him--

“You’re so fucking predictable.”

END

EDITING BY THAT70SGUY92

Reviews would rock a lock!

Part 2 and 3 will be up soon.

FuturDrama!
Tagline: Now with more sodium! SWEET JESUS!
NEW! Tripping On Life
"There he is, AGAIN" Said Patrock, angered at how his best friend wouldn't play with him anymore. So, who Cares if he's at that simulator thing again.
"Why'd Quacky even have to buy it?!"
"When times get tough." answered Spandy.
Quacky ran up to everyone and told them to go to the captains Center, they had to see something BIG.
They all went and Quacky snatched SpongeTaz out of the simulator, aswell.
When they looked out the window, they saw theweirdest thing ever, keep in mind, Spongetaz didn't look, because he was sleeping.
They were crossing the Talking Aurora Fields. Which are Fields upon feilds ofAuroras, with mouths that talk and gab on and on.
Quacky, stunned, looked over at SpongeTaz and notices he wasn't looking.
"Hey, lemme show you something," Quacky said.
"It's probobley boring as hell." said SpongeTaz
"So this is boring?"
SpongeTaz looked out at the fields of Auroras and the mouths that wouldn't stop talking.
SpongeTaz then said "Wow, that's a little to much for me. I'mma go to the bathroom"
Guess where he went.
The next day, Quacky and friends heard a big scream, coming from the simulator. They rushed over and saw SpongeTaz with his retenais burned out. Yikes.
They took him to the hospital and the docter said that he would be temporarily blind and, by any means, shall NOT go to use the simulator.
INTERVENTION: SpongeTaz Bodonkadonk. (If you get that you get brownie pooints!)
Look at what you've gotten yourself into. Said Quacky.
"Now you can't see the flying Manatees On Magnitude 9!" proclaimed Patrock.
"I'm never using tat peice of crap simulator ever again! So, if you pardon me, I'm gonna go to the bathroom."Said SpongeTaz
Guess where he went.
Pwease review. Probobley my strangest episode.

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Water Falls in WaterFalls
Tagline: A cascade of happiness!

Ka-Blam! The aliens shot into the 20x6’s water supply in a surprise attack. Everybody was screaming and panicking, "DEATH WAS UPON US!" aid Patrock looking at the ship’s status, it truly looked that way, too.

And, it happened, the water supply ran out, so the crew had to break open the emergency lock to help themselves.

2 MONTHS LATER

“Nope, not doing it,” said a stubborn Spandy.

“All we're asking is if you could-“

“NO,” Spandy interrupted Spongetaz some more.

“Listen, we're going there whether you like it or not. We're going to WaterFalls!” said Quacky.

“But- but Adrian!” stammered Spandy.

"Who gives a crap? We will be in and out in a second!" shouted Quacky.

A SPACE VOYAGE LATER

" WaterFalls... so water falls in WaterFalls?” questioned a confuzzled Spongetaz.

“No, waterfalls are when water falls, hence the name.” Spandy was showing a lot of irritation.

“But, water falls...” Spongetaz countered.

“JUST SHUT UP AND LET’S GET THE WATER AND SKIDDIDLY DIDDLY OUTTA HERE!” shouted Spandy.

Suddenly, a starfish crept out from under a rock. “Help, need... food,” he said.

"Oh, crap!" shouted Spandy. “Are you okay? “

“Help. Food please,” the starfish said.

“We'll help you right away!” Spandy shouted.

And from there, they got to know each other, and they started to become great friends.

“What’s your name?” asked Spandy.

“My name's Adrian, named after my great-great-great grandson -- MOTHERFUCKER!” Adrian then pushed Spandy off the cliff. “That’s for you backstabbing us!”

"WHA-?!" said Spongetaz.

"For years and years we’ve been in a war with those bastards! She deserved it!" shouted Adrian as he ran away.

“So wait, water falls and-“

"Let’s just call it a cascade," said Quacky.

*cue The Simpsons ending theme*

EDITED BY THAT70SGUY92

WRITTEN BY DRAGIIIN123

WATERFALLS COPYRIGHTED BY THAT70SGUY92 PRODUCTIONS

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NEW! Tentacle Planet

Tagline: MADE IN CHINA

The ship was having a fair time, nobody was getting hurt, everyone was happy. And then guess what happens?

The ship hits a major road block in the size of a planet just as big as a boulder. Quacky and Spandy go out to look at it.

“DAH HA HA!” dhouted Spandy. “It’s a friggin’ BOULDER WITH TENTACLES. BWU HHA HA HA AH!!!"

”You guys, he just want love.” said Quacky.

“He wants to make love. To School Girls. Get it?” said Spandy.

“Ha ha... comedy,” Quacky replied unintelligently.

“It’s not like you to care for something or someone...” said Spandy.

“Did you drink something poisonous?” said Spandy.

Quacky ignored her being a sassy bitch and went up to the boulder. He sat on it and held up his wing to it. The boulder looked like a venus fly trap... with a hoola hoop skirt made of tentacles.

The monster said “D’awwwww, thankz you. I’m Copious Quina, nice to meetz yah. If you wouldn’t mind, would ya go to Mega Bottom ShopHouse and get me a couple of peaches?”

“Yessir” Quacky replied. So he went to get peaches, rather, he stole them. He stole a whole bunch. And brought back a bunch.

FAST FORWARD 2 DAYS

Quacky is now an invicted criminal, and he must serve Copious Quina. While Quacky is out getting peaches, Spandy goes to Copious Quina and wrungs ‘em out.

“What do you think you’re doing?!” yelled Spandy.

“Controlling your dumbass friend. Mwu ha ha! Now here, you look pretty delicious!” said Copious Quina, and he ate her.

As Quacky was running to get more peaches SpongeTaz stops him.

“I have been spying on you for two days. Actualy, I’ve been spying on you for as long as I can remember. When I snap my hands you will snap out oof it! Get it?! PUNS!” as SpongeTaz said, snapping his hands. Quacky “snapped” out of it. (You're right SpongeTaz, it is funny! DURHURRRRRR!)

Quacky knew exactly what to do. He grabbed the emergency nuke and threw it into the Copious Quina’s mouth. Copious Quina blew up with all the peachs coming out the wazoo... along with Spandy. “Well, kids, never hang out with strangers!” shouted SpongTaz.

“Hey, wait, you guys, I just searched Copious Quina and it says when one of them are destroyed or killed, a pack comes in and attacks,” said SpongeTaz, when he realized what he and the others did, they all looked up and stammered at what was before them.

"Oh shit," said Patrock.

THE END

EDITING AND SOME JOKES BY THAT70SGUY92