Wumbology: the life of a Wumbologist

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

TV repairman wrote:

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so I'm really tired, because stupid crows woke me up... there were other birds too, but I didn't mind listening to them.

Ah me to. I hate birds...in the morning

I hate birds... all the time.

I don't hate all birds, but crows really get on my nerves.

For the record, ducks are the shit.

A batshit crazy duck bit me. I am not fond of them.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

TV repairman wrote:

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so I'm really tired, because stupid crows woke me up... there were other birds too, but I didn't mind listening to them.

Ah me to. I hate birds...in the morning

I hate birds... all the time.

I don't hate all birds, but crows really get on my nerves.

For the record, ducks are the shit.

A batshit crazy duck bit me. I am not fond of them.

One bad experience could indeed turn you off ducks.

THEY COULD STEAL UR FRENCH FRIES

I can't find the commercial, does anyone else remember it?

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

TV repairman wrote:

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so I'm really tired, because stupid crows woke me up... there were other birds too, but I didn't mind listening to them.

Ah me to. I hate birds...in the morning

I hate birds... all the time.

I don't hate all birds, but crows really get on my nerves.

For the record, ducks are the shit.

A batshit crazy duck bit me. I am not fond of them.

One bad experience could indeed turn you off ducks.

THEY COULD STEAL UR FRENCH FRIES

I can't find the commercial, does anyone else remember it?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

TV repairman wrote:

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so I'm really tired, because stupid crows woke me up... there were other birds too, but I didn't mind listening to them.

Ah me to. I hate birds...in the morning

I hate birds... all the time.

I don't hate all birds, but crows really get on my nerves.

For the record, ducks are the shit.

A batshit crazy duck bit me. I am not fond of them.

One bad experience could indeed turn you off ducks.

THEY COULD STEAL UR FRENCH FRIES

I can't find the commercial, does anyone else remember it?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

Shit, now I sound like I'm high or something.

Okay, there was a commercial where a kid was eating french fries, and a duck comes up and steals one. Then it comes back to dip it in Heinz ketchup.

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

TV repairman wrote:

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so I'm really tired, because stupid crows woke me up... there were other birds too, but I didn't mind listening to them.

Ah me to. I hate birds...in the morning

I hate birds... all the time.

I don't hate all birds, but crows really get on my nerves.

For the record, ducks are the shit.

A batshit crazy duck bit me. I am not fond of them.

One bad experience could indeed turn you off ducks.

THEY COULD STEAL UR FRENCH FRIES

I can't find the commercial, does anyone else remember it?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

Shit, now I sound like I'm high or something.

Okay, there was a commercial where a kid was eating french fries, and a duck comes up and steals one. Then it comes back to dip it in Heinz ketchup.

Oh. I'll look that up on YouTube.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

TV repairman wrote:

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so I'm really tired, because stupid crows woke me up... there were other birds too, but I didn't mind listening to them.

Ah me to. I hate birds...in the morning

I hate birds... all the time.

I don't hate all birds, but crows really get on my nerves.

For the record, ducks are the shit.

A batshit crazy duck bit me. I am not fond of them.

One bad experience could indeed turn you off ducks.

THEY COULD STEAL UR FRENCH FRIES

I can't find the commercial, does anyone else remember it?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

Shit, now I sound like I'm high or something.

Okay, there was a commercial where a kid was eating french fries, and a duck comes up and steals one. Then it comes back to dip it in Heinz ketchup.

Oh. I'll look that up on YouTube.

If you can't find it, don't think I'm a liar. I SWEAR that was a commercial, but I couldn't find it on YouTube.

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

TV repairman wrote:

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so I'm really tired, because stupid crows woke me up... there were other birds too, but I didn't mind listening to them.

Ah me to. I hate birds...in the morning

I hate birds... all the time.

I don't hate all birds, but crows really get on my nerves.

For the record, ducks are the shit.

A batshit crazy duck bit me. I am not fond of them.

One bad experience could indeed turn you off ducks.

THEY COULD STEAL UR FRENCH FRIES

I can't find the commercial, does anyone else remember it?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

Shit, now I sound like I'm high or something.

Okay, there was a commercial where a kid was eating french fries, and a duck comes up and steals one. Then it comes back to dip it in Heinz ketchup.

Oh. I'll look that up on YouTube.

If you can't find it, don't think I'm a liar. I SWEAR that was a commercial, but I couldn't find it on YouTube.

Nope, didn't find it.

But I did find one with Matt le Blanc from Friends-

Okay, there's something really pissing me off nowadays, and I gotta get it off my chest:

This shit about violence against women, or "male violence".

Don't get me wrong, I'm no chauvinist. I believe in equal rights. But how is organizing charities against men hurting women not FLAT OUT sexist?

And if anyone comes onto this thread and says, "WELL MEN DON'T GET ABUSED LOL", I will kick them in the fucking teeth.

Or anything equally as lame, such as "WELL MEN CAN TAKE IT THEY'RE MEN", or "MEN DON'T GET ABUSED AS OFTEN". So what, we should totally ignore violence against males?

How about this: charities against ending violence. Period. None of this "STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN" or "STOP MEN HURTING WOMEN" garbage.

I wasn't sure where a good place to put this was but I won't be able to attend the all-nighter - I have relatives over tonight. Sorry guys.

Wumbology wrote:I wasn't sure where a good place to put this was but I won't be able to attend the all-nighter - I have relatives over tonight. Sorry guys.

Booo.

Oh well. Have fun.

That's too bad. Oh and about the violence against woman thing. Russell (from Survivor) was arrested for pushing down some lady.

EsponjadeMar wrote:That's too bad. Oh and about the violence against woman thing. Russell (from Survivor) was arrested for pushing down some lady.

I can understand being fined, but being arrested for that?

That may sound insensitive, but seriously. Maybe a fine, but arresting someone for assault on a female is a bit extreme. Isn't that a little sexist? If it was a man there probably wouldn't be any charges. Do you know how much time he served?

They let him go the next morning.

EsponjadeMar wrote:They let him go the next morning.

That's a little better, but still pretty ridiculous, IMO.

EsponjadeMar wrote:That's too bad. Oh and about the violence against woman thing. Russell (from Survivor) was arrested for pushing down some lady.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. No charges would have been pressed if it was a man he pushed, I bet.

Oh, and my left hand smells like smoke for some reason.

Wumbology wrote:

EsponjadeMar wrote:That's too bad. Oh and about the violence against woman thing. Russell (from Survivor) was arrested for pushing down some lady.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. No charges would have been pressed if it was a man he pushed, I bet.

Glad someone agrees with me.

Okay, so back to me.

I just got elastics to complement my braces... gah. Luckily, I don't need them for much longer.

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so back to me.

I just got elastics to complement my braces... gah. Luckily, I don't need them for much longer.

I'm so happy I was blessed with shiny, white, straight teeth. *realizes he's bragging* Hope you get your braces off soon, though.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:Okay, so back to me.

I just got elastics to complement my braces... gah. Luckily, I don't need them for much longer.

I'm so happy I was blessed with shiny, white, straight teeth. *realizes he's bragging* Hope you get your braces off soon, though.

Thanks, I hope so too.

Finally starting to get used to putting on elastics. Still hurts, though. D:

Okay, the most bullshit thing happened today.

I'm on the track team, and I was signed up for 1500 m at the meet today. So, they divided the racers by type of school (public/catholic) and by age (midget/junior/senior).

I am a catholic midget (yes, I realize how funny that sounds). So, I assumed we would run right after the public midgets.

But, during the public midgets' race, an official said that the juniors from public schools were running next. I was mildly pissed off, but I took it in stride.

But get this: THE CATHOLIC MIDGETS RAN RIGHT AFTER THE PUBLIC ONES! So, I missed my race because of a stupid official. >=O

I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

Wumbology wrote:I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

I broke my ankle. Now I'm not as lonely!

How'd you do it?

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

I broke my ankle. Now I'm not as lonely!

How'd you do it?

Some lummox from a higher grade smacked into my hand.

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

I broke my ankle. Now I'm not as lonely!

How'd you do it?

Some lummox from a higher grade smacked into my hand.

-_-

You see, that's why I hate people.

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

I broke my ankle. Now I'm not as lonely!

How'd you do it?

Some lummox from a higher grade smacked into my hand.

-_-

You see, that's why I hate people.

In this case, your hating of people is justified, I suppose.

(gosh, I sound like SG10)

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

I broke my ankle. Now I'm not as lonely!

How'd you do it?

Some lummox from a higher grade smacked into my hand.

-_-

You see, that's why I hate people.

In this case, your hating of people is justified, I suppose.

(gosh, I sound like SG10)

I have never broken a bone, but I can tell it's bound to happen...

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

I broke my ankle. Now I'm not as lonely!

How'd you do it?

Some lummox from a higher grade smacked into my hand.

Was it an accident/inadvertent action?

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

I broke my ankle. Now I'm not as lonely!

How'd you do it?

Some lummox from a higher grade smacked into my hand.

-_-

You see, that's why I hate people.

In this case, your hating of people is justified, I suppose.

(gosh, I sound like SG10)

Lol, except I would have applied a more advanced negative term like "loathing" or "scorning"

SG10 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:I BROKE MY FUCKING FINGER. D:

I broke my ankle. Now I'm not as lonely!

How'd you do it?

Some lummox from a higher grade smacked into my hand.

Was it an accident/inadvertent action?

Most likely, but I still like the word "lummox", so... yeah.

I'm getting used to my cast. I hope I get some attention out of this tomorrow, at least.

EDIT: sorry for double post, but I accidentally posted here while making a new topic. I figured I may as well turn it into another blog entry.

Now that I think about it, the title of this thread should be changed to "Wumbology: the life of a Wumbologist." I'maa do that now.

I've been Wumbo'ed!

Steel Sponge wrote:Wumbo'ed!

Watch that word take the world by storm and eventually replace "owned".

Wumbology wrote:

Steel Sponge wrote:Wumbo'ed!

Watch that word take the world by storm and eventually replace "owned".

It sure will.

SG10 wrote: Lol, except I would have applied a more advanced negative term like "loathing" or "scorning"

Hate, loathe, despise, abominate, scorn, it's all the same.

Unless you're me, kindly refrain from double posting in this thread. There's a nifty new device called the "edit" button.

UPDATEEEEEE:

I will be leaving to go up to a friend's cottage for a couple of days. Don't expect to see me posting until Friday, maybe even Thursday. Adios, amigos.

Wumbology wrote:UPDATEEEEEE:

I will be leaving to go up to a friend's cottage for a couple of days. Don't expect to see me posting until Friday, maybe even Thursday. Adios, amigos.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

I'll miss you, but have a nice time.

Wumbology wrote:UPDATEEEEEE:

I will be leaving to go up to a friend's cottage for a couple of days. Don't expect to see me posting until Friday, maybe even Thursday. Adios, amigos.

Bye. Have fun.

Wumbology wrote:UPDATEEEEEE:

I will be leaving to go up to a friend's cottage for a couple of days. Don't expect to see me posting until Friday, maybe even Thursday. Adios, amigos.

Have fun there! I'll be back at school by then.

Hey, I just saw you reached 4,000 posts! congratulations!

storytime7 wrote:Hey, I just saw you reached 4,000 posts! congratulations!

Huh, must have slipped by without me recognizing. Thanks.

Holy I haven't updated this in a while, Batman. Well, it's Labour Day for me, so that means school tomorrow. But it's only like an hour long for the first day, and I get to see all my friends, so it's all good.

Wumbology wrote:

storytime7 wrote:Hey, I just saw you reached 4,000 posts! congratulations!

Huh, must have slipped by without me recognizing. Thanks.

Holy I haven't updated this in a while, Batman. Well, it's Labour Day for me, so that means school tomorrow. But it's only like an hour long for the first day, and I get to see all my friends, so it's all good.

My first day of school is in 2 days and I have to go for 3 and a half hours.

Wumbology wrote:

storytime7 wrote:Hey, I just saw you reached 4,000 posts! congratulations!

Huh, must have slipped by without me recognizing. Thanks.

Holy I haven't updated this in a while, Batman. Well, it's Labour Day for me, so that means school tomorrow. But it's only like an hour long for the first day, and I get to see all my friends, so it's all good.

That stinks, but at least it isn't all that bad.

Wumbology wrote:

storytime7 wrote:Hey, I just saw you reached 4,000 posts! congratulations!

Huh, must have slipped by without me recognizing. Thanks.

Holy I haven't updated this in a while, Batman. Well, it's Labour Day for me, so that means school tomorrow. But it's only like an hour long for the first day, and I get to see all my friends, so it's all good.

Labor Day for me as well. But...school tomorrow. -.-

NOOO!!!! You are now in the 4000's with 70s and left me in the dust with the...*shudders* 3000's.

tvguy347 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

storytime7 wrote:Hey, I just saw you reached 4,000 posts! congratulations!

Huh, must have slipped by without me recognizing. Thanks.

Holy I haven't updated this in a while, Batman. Well, it's Labour Day for me, so that means school tomorrow. But it's only like an hour long for the first day, and I get to see all my friends, so it's all good.

Labor Day for me as well. But...school tomorrow. -.-

NOOO!!!! You are now in the 4000's with 70s and left me in the dust with the...*shudders* 3000's.

What's it like being a 3000-poster down there?

Haha. School.

And congrats on getting to 4,000.

Congrats on reaching 4,000 posts!

Haha, thanks guys.