The Amazing Race - SBC Style Bitches!

Plot: Another SBC user parody, but this time you guys are going to be kayfabe competing in The Amazing Race. Who is in it to win it? Who is going to fail epicly? Where are we going? You shall soon find out......I hope

Contestants

70s and Tvguy
Dragiiin and Elastic
MDPP and Face
Nathan and CDCB
Jjs and Steel
4EverGreen and SpongeOddFan
Jelly and Sabre
Ex and Wumbo
CF and Deli
Teenj and Luke/Metal Snake
Guymonty and PatStar2000 (pretty lulzy if anyone gets it)

70s and I are going to kill this thing.

tvguy347 wrote:70s and I are going to kill this thing.

Seconded.

1. Introducing The Teams

70s and tvguy

They are the two main admins of SBC and best e-friends. They may bicker like an old married couple often, but they always put their differences aside and make up. Will they let their emotions get the best of them?

Dragiiin and Elastic

These two have a lot in common. With similar tastes in so many hobbies and entertainment one would think that they would be in sink when it comes to knowing each other.....right?

MDPP and Face

These two know each other the best of all the teams due to family ties, but will the brothers show brotherly love or brotherly shove when trying to win a million dollars?

Nathan and CDCB

CDCB has always stood by Nathan's side when people were letting know Nathan know how they really feel. Will CDCB soon see what everyone else sees when he is stuck with him?

Jjs and Steel

Easily the spongiest team of all the SBC members and they often show similarities in preferences. Will the best of friends work together or will they learn things they never knew about each other?

4EverGreen and SOF

Both have a taste for animation over live action shows, but will these two show their true believers that they can function under pressure or wil they cruse the day they became a team?

Jelly and Sabre

The two biggest Beatles nuts on SBC (unless 70s wants in on that claim) have a major fandom in common, but the most random of the SBC teams must learn more about each other if they want to succeed.

Ex and Wumbo

After having a rocky relationship to start off, these two are now really good e-friends and are two of the wittiest users on SBC. Will they be able to use their wit to gain major ground over everyone else?

CF and Deli

Every season has the major girl power team and these two are a force to be reckon with. CF the Pokemon master and Deli the Muppet guru are going to show the world that these two are going to rape the competition.

Teenj and Luke

Two of the nicest users on SBC have been able to tolerate much during their time on SBC and are ready to show the world that they are no underdogs.

Guymonty and PatStar2000

Will these two put their poop eating obsession aside or are they going to have to sign Elastic's ass when they get eliminated first?

Clappy wrote:

...and PatStar2000

Will these two put their poop eating obsession aside or are they going to have to sign Elastic's ass when they get eliminated first?

Um...what? PatStar2000? He's pretty cool...

Where the fuck is spongebobiscool?

tvguy347 wrote:

Clappy wrote:

...and PatStar2000

Will these two put their poop eating obsession aside or are they going to have to sign Elastic's ass when they get eliminated first?

Um...what? PatStar2000? He's pretty cool...

He's apparently WB.

Elastic Dog wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:

Clappy wrote:

...and PatStar2000

Will these two put their poop eating obsession aside or are they going to have to sign Elastic's ass when they get eliminated first?

Um...what? PatStar2000? He's pretty cool...

He's apparently WB.

Not apparently, he absolutely is

I think spongebobiscool and cool45 should be a team.

Wumbology wrote:I think spongebobiscool and cool45 should be a team.

Trust me spongbobiscool was a name tossed around, but I passed for the two profiles of Blubber

Haha, this is gonna be fun.
Sabre and I are gonna sing our way through this

Ooh, this looks fun.
Me and Luke will triumph!

I think you forgot that me a Elastic vomit rainbows into each others mouth daily.

Glad I'm not in it

Goosebumpsfan2 wrote:Glad I'm not in it

I was going to find a way to include everyone that is not a team in my lit, but clearly you don't want to be in this. So I got an idea. Why don't you put your foot in your mouth and not shove insults towards other people's works before they even get started? Goosey, go be a prick somewhere else.

Dragiiin123 wrote:I think you forgot that me a Elastic vomit rainbows into each others mouth daily.

How could he forget something like that? My, my.

Clappy wrote:

Goosebumpsfan2 wrote:Glad I'm not in it

I was going to find a way to include everyone that is not a team in my lit, but clearly you don't want to be in this. So I got an idea. Why don't you put your foot in your mouth and not shove insults towards other people's works before they even get started? Goosey, go be a prick somewhere else.

I think he was worried that he would be put in a negative light more than anything else.

Wumbology wrote:

Clappy wrote:

Goosebumpsfan2 wrote:Glad I'm not in it

I was going to find a way to include everyone that is not a team in my lit, but clearly you don't want to be in this. So I got an idea. Why don't you put your foot in your mouth and not shove insults towards other people's works before they even get started? Goosey, go be a prick somewhere else.

I think he was worried that he would be put in a negative light more than anything else.

Well Goosey should have put it that way and made himself come off as less asshole-ish

Clappy wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Clappy wrote:

Goosebumpsfan2 wrote:Glad I'm not in it

I was going to find a way to include everyone that is not a team in my lit, but clearly you don't want to be in this. So I got an idea. Why don't you put your foot in your mouth and not shove insults towards other people's works before they even get started? Goosey, go be a prick somewhere else.

I think he was worried that he would be put in a negative light more than anything else.

Well Goosey should have put it that way and made himself come off as less asshole-ish

I'm sorry, was that the first post by Goosey you've read?

that70sguy92 wrote:

Clappy wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Clappy wrote:

Goosebumpsfan2 wrote:Glad I'm not in it

I was going to find a way to include everyone that is not a team in my lit, but clearly you don't want to be in this. So I got an idea. Why don't you put your foot in your mouth and not shove insults towards other people's works before they even get started? Goosey, go be a prick somewhere else.

I think he was worried that he would be put in a negative light more than anything else.

Well Goosey should have put it that way and made himself come off as less asshole-ish

I'm sorry, was that the first post by Goosey you've read?

Well I have never seen Goosey post when I was active until now. The only other time he came off that way was in the Down Under thread, but otherwise I guess I never bothered to look at some of his old posts

Clappy wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:

Clappy wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Clappy wrote:

Goosebumpsfan2 wrote:Glad I'm not in it

I was going to find a way to include everyone that is not a team in my lit, but clearly you don't want to be in this. So I got an idea. Why don't you put your foot in your mouth and not shove insults towards other people's works before they even get started? Goosey, go be a prick somewhere else.

I think he was worried that he would be put in a negative light more than anything else.

Well Goosey should have put it that way and made himself come off as less asshole-ish

I'm sorry, was that the first post by Goosey you've read?

Well I have never seen Goosey post when I was active until now. The only other time he came off that way was in the Down Under thread, but otherwise I guess I never bothered to look at some of his old posts

For future references, most of his posts come off as kinda asshole-y.